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This is the tallest team I like to believe if I ever made the league I'd be the tallest kicker It is what it is now This is a lot better than the shortest squad, but it's still not incredible height is a really really good indicator for some positions But for others it means literally nothing for example I've noticed that tackles are some of the tallest players in the NFL But it's not the same for guards like there's some very good six foot two ish guards But all the tackles are six foot five or taller tight ends are huge wide receivers tend to be huge Oh my gosh Quarterbacks tend to be really tall It's not common that you get the Kyler Murray's in the Drew breezes of the world, but it happens Halfbacks can literally be anywhere from like five foot eight to six foot six full backs are kind of the opposite You'll notice a lot of full backs are six three and under so let's take a look at offense Fun fact the tallest NFL player ever was a detackle Richard sly Some research I did said he's seven foot two the rest that he's seven foot tall exactly It's kind of like that NBA theory have you ever seen the NBA theory about Kevin Durant's height Kevin Durant lists himself as six foot nine But he's like clearly at least seven foot. I don't know maybe that's the same thing Richard sly Bill in a way, but six foot nine traveling six foot five Jonathan I think it's the same height as Ed two tall Jones, which is interesting because he's called Ed two tall Jones But lots of players are the same height. I don't know Jimmy Graham Six foot seven Mike Evans. No big surprise here. Dude's a stud six with five He's basically got the Megatron build except Megatron is faster talking in real life and in the game number 81 Megatron six of five two thirty six ninety-nine speed. That's a horrifying wide receiver and then Alan Lazard I love this guy I literally talk about this every single time But I bet two dollars last year on Alan Lazard to have a hundred yards a Touchdown and the Packers to win and this was the only game the whole season that Alan Lazard went off And I made like 400 bucks on a dollar bet talk about that every time and that's why I'm sponsored by DraftKings This video is not sponsored by DraftKings. I was just saying that I need to not do that I sell out too much to be talking like that Derek Henry Hey, my mom is facetiming me. It's 2 p.m. Here in Hawaii, which means it's 8 p.m. for my mom mama. Hi. Hi Are you? Oh, hey, how's it going? I'm in the middle of a video. You want to say hi? Oh, it's amazing. You want to see the view? I'm about to I'm doing surf lessons in a second I'm taking a lesson right now. Yeah, then I'll probably buy a surfboard. Yeah, I won't get bitten by a shark There's so many people out there, you know, they'll bite someone else. All right, cool. Well, I love you guys I'm actually in the middle of video, so I gotta go say hi to the video. I love you I'll talk to you later My guess. Oh, it's my birthday in three days. I forgot about that Herbie Justin Herbie. He's so tall, but oh six plus six We got a skateboarders inside dead eye and what's that last ability and gunslayer. I love it tough nut Increased bloggers business points love it deep in elite deep out of lead on the Zard deep out of lead on Megatron All right. Yo, by the way, if you recognize this account, this is Justin again He's built some teams from in the past Justin actually. I love you so much I actually played him in the the fattest lineup the heaviest lineup I played against him by pure chance. He messaged me. He's like, yo, were you just recording a heaviest squad? So not only did I play him in one, but I'm also using his account for tallest you're a stud. Thanks so much again The defense got Anthony Nelson six foot seven Gronk middle linebacker six foot six Tremaine Edmund six foot five also 99 gold love that Hendricks is six foot seven Carl Banks Muga six foot three see that's like that feels short but corners are just not that tall Mike Evans out of position corner makes sense This is the only like really Trash all right Chris Westry. Are we able to view you? Are you gonna kick me out again? I just I guess I can't look at this guy Chris Westry the silver 67 corner is six foot four The average height of an NFL cornerback is six foot one Oh, no, the average NFL cornerback is five foot eleven 193 pounds the average wide receiver is six foot one 210 pounds don't give up on your dreams boys. You don't have to be six foot tall to be in the NBA The NBA Matt the NBA. What are you? The NFL the NFL and then rounding out the defense camellia's Campbell is six foot seven Julius peppers at six foot eight I believe and then Marcus Hunt and de Forrest but We're good to go and I'm actually gonna do the on-the-clot game mode So just in case we play like a super sweater. I can always hop into another game I love when they have house rules in dude house rules makes it so much fun top three Lizard Ah, Samuga, Jessica Herbert. We're going up against Miles Garrett Nick Chubb and Jamal Adams tall boys Let's get it. These unis are sick. Wait are these Falcons? He's gonna throw a variation of pizza bubble. No Oh, I missed with middle linebacker. God, dude. I love these units these units are sick My goal is a pick six with grog. Oh, he's gonna go with the handoff and gets swamped by my six foot seven Nelson I really don't know who that dude is, but come on throw the bubble. They're the bubble. Oh, no, what's he running? What's you running? Come on grog. Get there That's a reminder to post a banger of a video don't mind if I do come on I have to get an interception with middle linebacker grog He's nowhere near as good as he was last year last year. He had a limited like 95 overall, but we're looking at a fourth and eight All right, he needs something deep he's beaming it up Oh, he got touched y'all if we're gonna use the tall squad We have to get a fade route touchdown That is probably the most consistent thing in the NFL that is not consistent to Madden and I'm behind I took a lot of shit about Madden, but I do love Madden. I'm so much fun playing Madden 20 and Madden 21 I get pissed sometimes. It's really fun The only thing that I hate is that fade routes are useless Dude, you'll have like a five foot 11 corner on Six five Mike Evans and Mike Evans will get lost like what that's not how that works. Oh Oh, but Mike Evans just might have dusted him. It's not the fence Justin Herbert connects. Oh my god Big VAT holder blast. Let's go. I love that he's three letter abbreviation is rest in peace and he's about to rage Holder blast with Herbert. Oh, it is. Oh, where are you going, bro? Oh? Wait, that was so weird. Let's eat kickers. Don't me off so bad Second and 13 misses looking like a clean sweep. This game is about to be ogre What are you doing Libby boxed you put you in the blender? You're literally free. You look at your IQ How do you get box your little dog water your little right? Okay, okay, Nick Chubb going down easy If the glitch loop blitz by himself wait, that was insane play that back, bro It's fourth and 21 and he's going for it. He does not care. Yeah, this game is over. It's now fourth and 26 Tall squad going ham right now Grunk we got to get that interception, buddy This is an actual massacre. Oh, and if you notice my backup tight end is Zach Gentry. Do you recognize that name? He's a 63 overall silver doesn't get a lot of playing time But last year in man 20 someone gave him a gold ticket because he's one of the tallest tight ends in the game That's the only reason they gave him a golden ticket. So Zach Gentry right there 81. I think yeah 81 Let's see if we can hit him He's not there, but X Alan Lissard is wide open Herbert has thrown for a hundred yards on my two Completions the only problem I have with house rules is it simulates your stats? So they're all wrong. Oh, let's throw the big one That's why I want Mike Evans to get in his body and they can fight over the ball not just run past them, bro Like where you going Lissard? Play action gotta be dude. You cannot be running play action. Awesome. Muga has two sex. Ah I want the forest buckner Okay, it doesn't key did not I'm gonna get awesome Muga so many sacks that it just shouldn't be allowed Let's go play action. Oh, it's not play action. No, dude. I'm gonna get Westry the 67 overall corner I'm gonna get him an interception. Oh, darn it. I literally want to get an interception with Westry so bad I'm hoping they'll throw high on the left side. We're gonna get it right here. I'm gonna bait it out of him Yep, throw it up left. Damn it. Oh Somebody get to him. Oh, it's a big down right here ladies and gentlemen. Where's Westry? Oh, no, this is a Samuga We knew he's going there and he didn't even get it. Oh my goodness. All right, jump ball Al-Azard or jump ball Megachon Well imagine that was a game winner imagine that was to end the game. Yannis down the same What did I just watch? All right, let's try that again, huh? All right, good. I'm actually on him. Let's go up. What a fucking bitch He doesn't even animate to go up for the ball Ellen Lizard is giving up the same way that Rogers is he doesn't want to play for that team All right, the awesome Muga super heater blitz right here, baby. It's not Sammy, but I'm coming in anyway What if we get a sack with Westry you guys have to call me godfather? There was a quick out-of-bound strike that doesn't complete and we're looking at 315 here All right, Simmons is just gonna go over top here. It's 4th and 25 He kind of has to go deep Mike Evans, bro. I'm rightful in this to you. You gotta go up and get it Go up Mike Evans. Go up buddy. All right, you know what? He went up. That's all I could ask at this point I'm gonna keep going for jump balls. All right, Jimmy Graham. It's your turn to just go up and boss somebody Yep. Yep. Yep. Go up, buddy This is not a catch animation. Wait, I don't know what happened. Let's try Lizard again. Maybe I'm not believing. Oh, maybe not maybe not Okay, Herbert's moving Herbert's kind of moving get through them. All right, Jimmy Graham back at the end zone He might not have to aggro catch this. He probably could just possession catch it. Oh, no We're contested What are we gonna do here boys throw it to him agro it? Oh shit Shit, I'm trying to do too much. I have all these easy routes to throw and I'm not throwing them whatever I like the way I'm playing. I'm not just taking my easy blowout W. All right first of tail Let's just get the ball back down. It shouldn't be too hard Yeah, I should be my ball. This man's going up for the ball better than I am. Let's give it a go It's gonna throw underneath. Oh, Ted Hendricks Mine All right, nice Watkins has got it jump ball. We're getting a jump ball touchdown before I leave here today All right, Jimmy Graham back the end zone, baby He's too open for this to be a jump ball. All right, Lizard. I see you buddy. We're getting in here. I See you I see you But somehow that was a touchdown What I don't know. I literally I literally couldn't tell you what just happened But I'll take it. This has been the tall squad I don't know if I can say it performed has it should ever if it didn't that was a weird game But it worked out. We got a dub technically a rage quit. I will take it boy said it's all for today's video I hope you enjoyed. I will see in the next one. Peace out