 We're back in fifth annual April fools event. I use ready-to-see classic freestyle about Bob off One take intro That's what they call me man. We're out around Shasta bang on Shasta the whole squad. We get towards the end of the day We've got a main event. This is one of those ones. We tried to set up both MCs didn't want to do it They turned up to the venue somehow Fuck it We're gonna get into the battle right about now three beats when I let all the beach run out It's gonna be about a 10-minute freestyle battle four bar back-to-back strictly. No written. Do you know I mean emcee on my right-hand side? 10 minutes minimum On my right-hand side make some noise for Tony D. Let's go Yes, yes, yes on my left-hand side make some noise for dots. Let's go Basically check out both of your music is going to pop dots down on Tony's shit You know the school. All right, uh, who's first? Who's first? Don't really matter you guys make sure you log on viewpoint Let's go log on viewpoint log on Opinions whatever my pasta my go to my do thoughts, but I will begin when it be please All right, so Then I'll get his kids shoes a fucking stamp on them then I'll get Tony D. You're fucking trampoline Shoes, I'm taking you straight to box I don't give a fuck I'm set back to that with a zoo there. No, you're scaring me now motherfucker. You can try to be staring me down Listen, I don't really give a fuck if they're now talking about your sun shoes. You be wearing them now I'll be wearing them because I've got smooth feet Take off don't fool me. No, I'm like shit. I came with a stick I'm about to fuck up your laugh like I fucked up that intro Yo, you know that I'll be racing rap because I can spit on so far suck a maniac motherfucker so smoothly caught in God's a baby gap Baby gap on my grown up ride. I don't know what I said, but I've fucked it up. So now it's your turn No, if I be younger than you and you're a grown man, but right now you're making me look like fucking Conan Yo, he's got an old man that sticks the pole down. Motherfucker get with the program. I get with the program Oh, shit the beat went a bit slow, man. I kind of went up, but I come back on it. Shit. I'm moving on it I'm back on this shit like mechanics and carbonics. Yo, yeah, that's why he said he's going slow, man But he's getting older slowly melting like a snowman Yeah, that's where I killed a flow found. I'm fucking tough. I make my brain go blow Like a snowman and the woman that flow was nice, but I'm the size that's only cuz I'm cold as I That's how I do it There's no way you're fucking with that T. Oh Yo, you know I'm spitting it off. He looks dumb flexure and this was up on his top Oh, yeah, that's right, man. And he said I can't count four bars and then went for fucking six To take it back to break I'm not taking fucking back. Nothing. I came all the way into the south side of London. Listen, I came to the venue This wasn't in the plan somehow. I'm up here just wrapping a priest in jam I think you just missed it, but I said I fucking kicked your man. Yeah, that's right I'll come and attack up with scissors fam cut her into pieces deliver her live. Oh, man You kicked my man. I bet she kicked you back She'll be fucked you Quick it back. Yeah, that's right. Yo, you stupid limpy twat. Why are you getting on stage walking and live now? It's a different game. You can slap her with a cricket bat. She'll hit you with us in the frame Demo frame by my rocker. Fuck out. Shit. Yeah, that's it. The fuck is in my frame. I throw a fucking shit at her She's always holding a fracture, but Maggie's dead. My granny's just up the road That's just this shit that I spit. We fucking up like she's talking because she's straight from the oneeka She'll come and cut you and leave you fucking leaking I ain't leaking listen when I'm speaking. Are you hearing why the fuck you wearing high earring? Yo, the fuck same man. I've ever battled a midget With this wet program we spent the last round us talking about my old knife I don't know how the fuck that happened. She's a OAP Shit, Roomba, you just can't flow with me. Yo, yeah, she's a OAP standing in front of me. I'm like go away, please Motherfucker. Yeah, that's why I'm killing this cat off the top. Yo, we'll get his skin and rip it all back Now you're not ripping back. You ain't Hannibal Lecter. Who are you really? Can't stand this type of the pressure. It's the champion. I'm gonna go and kill him, Mr. Guts. Yo, that's how I do it, man. I'm killing them. He's awful. Yo, so we can check up on that uncle Vesta, microphone record. Yeah, fucking molester, breaster. Yeah, that's why yo, tester, roaster. Motherfucker off the top. I can toast you. Hey, that was some dangerous bitch. You said you were a lester. I'm not letting you. I'm gonna walk on. What the fuck is wrong with you? Where did you get the force from? Where did you get the force from? It comes from my brain. That's why I keep on talking. It's like I'm insane. The words from the tongue and this butterbuck that ain't done. Yo, I thought she wants to say that you can kick him if you want. Yo, yeah, that's why I wreck his eyelids. He's so fucking smoothy after making special sizes. Yeah, that's right, though. And I can go hard and leave that next to his misses so that he don't flop. Shit, when you came in, I said, it's that guy. I didn't really recognize him standing on his own. I don't know who you are without that big black guy. What you're talking about, Tony? I think you're losing your brain. I've known you for ages. To get rid of that, you wrote the Bible pages. Get the fucking head off this stage quick. Yo, there's no way that he's killing our thoughts. Yeah, that's right. Feeling the thoughts are simple or what? Fucking idiot. I'm ripping him off. Yeah, that's right, cause I'll be fucking sick of the talk. Yeah, you sick of the talk. It was simple. And what? This is fucking freestyle. I meant it was. No, it's difficult. Yeah, that's right. And I don't really mean to bore you, but I crashed my BMW, used to know I drive a Corsa. Shit, you drive a Corsa crashing into me. Fuck, I know. I can get compensation initially. Yeah, instantly. Just make a claim. And that's how I do it. I'll be living off your name. Yeah, that's right, though. I think he's got an infamy. What you're talking about, you've already claimed twice the injury. Yeah, that's right, man. I'm ripping his brain. It's not my fighting. We stripped out the stairs. Like, you know what? He gave me a CD, bruv. I took it just because I lack free stuff. I ain't listened to the last one, as though he's doing a rapping in my bathroom. Yo, yeah, that's right. Yo, take the clearing. He's so skinny, you can fit his body in this earring. Yo, yeah, that's right, man. I'll kill this fool. Put your son in the fucking sink in the swimming pool. Fucking no, but it does my brother. Was that earring or fucking knuckle dust up? What are you trying to do with that shit over there? You want a hula hoop? Me threw it in. No fair. He said hula hoop. And I don't watch battles. So who are you? Yeah, that's right, yo. I'm juicing you up the fuck. I can fucking put you in a juicer, dude. Don't ever be juicing me. Make some shit like that. Well, that's stupid, man. Please don't do it because that shit will just ruin you. Y'all came in to say that I'm doing this shit for free. Yeah, that's right, yo. This freestyle is ruining you. I'ma come up on the top and straight fucking slurring you. He says, oh, man, this freestyle can ruin me. This is your fucking death and I'm spitting the hula-tea. Spitting hula-teas, but this ain't new to me. I'll make you move home to Newport. I just bought a tombstone and that's where you lay. Yeah, underneath the grass, you're pushing up Hawaiian skirts and you're on the swam with us. I might be young, yo, but this shit ain't new to me. Big fucking bollocks. There's no way Tony could new to me. Yeah, that's right. There's no button. There's no new in me. Straight off, I'm killing the king to call it new to me. Probably won't even vulnerable when this shit come out. Tony was down 26. Yo, that's a beat made by Big Pun. I heard his misses as fast. He's got a big bun. Yeah, that's right. Tony calls his misses big buns and he tries to blow in the mouth with shit lungs. Loading out with shit lungs and yeah, we just rhyme with this shit that's there with Big Pun and I can bring it to you. Don't talk about your misses though, just for the simple flap, but I know that bitch is flow. Talk about that bitch is flow. I don't give a shit. Yo, I rip a show. Yo, Tony's like a jiggaloo. Cheating on his misses, bro. No, stop that fucking acting like a gentleman wearing a top hat. Now, they ain't got a top hat. This is a rhyme, dude. You're the one rocking the hat. What's a rhyme there? Yo, what the fuck is going through your mind? Yo, listen to shit that I'm not wearing. Are you going out your mind? Yo, I think you need to chill out. Your raps are terrible. Your head's fucking perfectly round now. It's very cool. Yo, yeah, that's right. I'm coming to smash it. Tony D's got a head the same shape as a planet. Yeah, it's the same shape as a planet. And you know why? That's just the way my daddy planned it. So that I can have a real fucking smooth delivery. You are not fucking with me here, lyrically. He said something about the way it's been planned. Your head's so round it looks like it's carved out of granite. Shit. Yeah, that's right. It's like your gran's wig. You should wear that shit, you fucking damn pig. Hey, bruv. I know we're here to wrap a game, but I'm wondering. Two bars and then start stopping. For fuck's sake, you look like a hobgoblin. You're like this big man. You should stop rocking. You keep mentioning my hat, bruv. You said I'm going to start stopping. How the fuck can you start stopping? That's a stop. Stop starting. Yeah, that's right. Yo, check it. A pocket check him. Yeah, that's right off the top. Yo, I'll rock my bread drink. You never rock not ready. No, there's no pocket checking. I understand this route where you're off to heaven. I understand what I come to in this brickstand. I'm about to hear my fucktops when you just speak. Nah, I ain't off to heaven. Listen to the shots. I'm repping. Pocket check and walking round with fucking pocket weapons. Pocket knives and I'm a stick it in his rib cage. Twist weight. Then I fucking fill his mouth with six grenades. Well, thank fuck, we're off all of my relatives. You sent these people here to sleep like a sedative. Yo, I got bars that I bring and I sell them kiddos real easy. You don't really know you're messing with. Listen, hey, yo, he goes in. He goes to fucking sleep like a Benzo kid. Yeah, that's right. Let's come to stalling him. Take out his whole battalion. You for people to sleep worse than fucking valium. I put people to sleep and then I wake them up saying, well, I want this fucking stage. If I have to break you up, that's just how I do it. Yeah, it's an early shine. I mean, rise and shine. It's for all the early risers. Early risers. You're a turn provider. Yeah, that's right. Yo, and I'm not going to murder right now doing two shows a week. You ain't doing nothing. Yeah, that's why you're sitting in your yard glue huffing. I don't glue huff, but I smoke a lot of weed. That's how I do it. Is that going to be a problem? I hope not. Cause this shit's kind of illegal, but I really like to do it and I smoke more than people. Hey, yo, talk back. Fuck sake, you're smoking a lot of weed. What? You think we didn't know that? It's kind of obvious, man. Your eyes are kind of Chinese. Sign me. It's time to give her like these. Like these, yo, I'm not Sammy's. I'm not Chinese. It's more like the opposite of Rowan's bath. Yeah, man. It's homeless. Nice. On the back. Let's go. Ah, fucking. Stop laughing. I said it's not Chinese. It's fucking Thai weed. So tiny. He's got tiny's. Yo, yeah, that's right. You can't try me. Try these. Nice freeze and I'll slice free. This will be no debate because it's over. Wait.