 I Got problems or problems or problems or problems or problems or problems I solve on my run through the money the pressure We call it left on my blessings. I feel like I'm falling the 30 is back. Tell me I'm promise I'm coming to something. That's why I'm calling phone and progressing the solid I wanted the phone when the facts and I summon in public because bitch I got problems or problems or problems or problems or problems I solve on my run through the money the pressure I feel like I'm calling the 30 is back. Tell me I'm promise. I'm coming to something That's why I'm calling phone and progression is solid. I wanted a phone when the facts and I summon it So you want to tell them what we're gonna do. Yeah, we we have Outside set up bubble soccer. We have it ready. Oh, you're gonna do for us. What am I doing? So we got here we got the casters desk rich you want to take over. Yeah Where teams can't really decide I'll be on anyone's team, but as much Why how about we do that's been versus everybody that seems fair, right? Welcome to the first-ever OTK IRL special Shit, oh god, all right. Well, wait Okay They're just warming up Dogs are very fond of Asman. They've smelled one of their Look pop in a stampede as man his hunter alt getting ready. It's a big cool down But he'll have it for the rest of Gonna work They're not your chat. They're not just gonna give you stuff for free Blue balls versus red balls rich you're very experienced on team blue balls. Can you tell us how this is gonna play out? I Missed you dude. I miss Kaz. We even cast with each other and how many years has been long time It's been two years since we've had a chance to cast together. Wow, right because it was in the Beta Making sure he's got his grip. Oh Wow, I thought that that was part of the ball Greek hit it right on the head as fan has completely become one with the ball Ladies and gentlemen get your cameras out take a picture of this beautiful team on the red team two Well nerds who have not left their houses since the release of the burning crusade the first time around not the second time Around because the game is absolutely dying as we go in as fan. Yeah, I Got 20 on them they play a dead game, but this time will they rise above they have a very tough competition two eight-year-olds For tonight Poggers Miss Kiff Now when we think about Miss Kiff, we know that the only way he's winning this game is if his chat plays it for him And I don't think that he's gonna have that advantage here today I'm telling you that is one of the most intimidating things I've ever seen in my entire life and yes me who I thought was gonna win tips I think S-Fan might be able to take it as we see the ball make it on to the pitch a nice pass comes out from none Other than NMP a little bit of a Maradona gets done by miss Kiff and Instantly he's going to be on the ground moving back not gonna be able to defend the goal And it's going to be S-Fan the Red Bull finally getting some work done to start off the day 9-1-1 please Sinek he's not moving I'm pretty sure his back snapped in half, but he's right back up again Yes When it looks like we have a wait is he oh no Oh the crab in the bucket the crab in the bucket play, you know you try to Everybody else's snug Has been actually could live inside of that. Oh Oh, and it looks like I'm gonna take the opportunity not gonna wait for him to get back up and miss kiff go figure Oh And there it is the the vintage low tee celebration you can see the arms and the tee formation Representing team blue balls very nicely. I don't know what he just did potentially just went for the gold and miss kiff gets plowed by S-Fan Oh boy Seen that one before but rich through the legs of S-Fan He gets obliterated as well the bees from the Middle East all over this right now It's just everyone's on the floor except and He's gonna score two and one for team as men and S-Fan meanwhile team He might have rolled his ankle Okay Look at that. No, he's getting up right there peak performance peak condition as the gold. What a champion hops right back up Ready for the next play Oh That's a foul foul play there by misgift dirty tactics employed by the zoomer as he knocks asman gold into the fence And I think that might be a ko From otk to tko just like that We've got our skycam look at that you can see look at look at the positioning there from team blue balls They're they're going with the old the flying v formation There it is. We got started once again joined on the analyst desk by the way after a series of concussions broken leg and injured pride potentially The one and only asman gold the champion Getting back up. He is alive. Thank god. I'll have you know, I beat his ass until we got me from You all saw it some cheap shit some real cheap shit So uh, so zack you were out there on the field, you know, you got uh You got the ground view. What's what's going on out there? How does it feel to be out there right now question? I had no idea But it was fun for like 30 seconds And then I was tired like many things like many things of course. I don't know. Yeah, it's uh, it's good What is going on? I can't get back. He's got her into a corner, man. Oh no, what the Hey What the hey don't defend my woman. Oh my god. What is going on here? Whatever it is. It's illegal in nine countries So what I just did there is called casting research Uh, it's very important to sometimes put yourself out in the field And live life yourself to understand the game that you're commentating So now with my new insight and full knowledge on how this game does work Go I can tell you All of the nitty-gritty details. Also, I just need a couple minutes to learn how to breathe. Yo, why do you think I was laying down there for like 10 That's crazy, right This fan's actually getting kind of good at this. I ran into a fucking wall. It's like he played football It's about to absolute no That's been wearing the cleat tim. Tell me that he probably is is rejecting the balls I don't know if you guys can see that Oh my god Oh my god, no, what the heck is miskiff is so dirty with this game, man Like whatever it's because he's trying to take out the competition Whenever it was me and him dude, I beat his ass every time and then the one time I'm turned around He goes at me and you know Go figure that miskiff and then even in this game is one of the greediest players Is disgust to ever exist. Absolutely disgusting to your heart. I feel like it's Quickly so like I don't know if it's because of these lock his head. My heart feels like it's spiky All right Wow See that seat now, how's it feel miss? How's it feel miss? You like that? How does that feel? It feels good. How are you stuck in that corner? You can barely get out events What the heck? This is so Dude, it's monkey ball Dude, it's literally monkey ball I used to play this game all the time on my game. Thank you Wait, yo, I'll be right back. It feels good to be stuck in that corner, huh? You like that miskiff broke my neck. I hope you guys saw that I do How do you baptize somebody? You can just knight them. Yeah, just knight them. I knight you it's the What's your position at otk? We're kind of like all ceos, but we're like ceo dash. I'm ceo dash creative Creative ceo and marketing executive rich Campbell you can now Push me. No, you have to yeah, I will not do it. Yeah I will not do it. Yay I'm a virgin again I'm a virgin Yeah, that's gonna suck like I yeah, I don't want to do that I do it because I have to do I have to help it at home with the house But like until I was like 25 I never did any laundry ever. Well, yeah, well, I didn't know how to use the machine. Yeah She the worst part about it is she will She will think that I don't know how to use the machine and she'll tell me how to do it every single time Even now And I'll get mad and she won't care the the thing is is like I never did like I never actually push the button I just wait until my mom put him back in my closet And I'm like, okay, great Look at oh my god, wait Maya can't even get oh no. She can't even get it up Oh no Either can anyone else in the world? Oh my god, buddy. Hey He's gonna try and pop it dude Greek is it? Yeah, good, buddy Greek is literally an athlete. Yeah He's going in Oh my god, did he pop go for it mr. Dogg miss. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh Oh my god, dude. Look at Greek dude. Don't hurt my look at me. It's just anxious. It's waiting to do it. Oh my oh Yes, all right put a point for team greek Yes, there it is There it is, dude He's right here Jesus no, no, no, no, no, no Dude, he's going wild No, no, their heads not the thing. Oh my god, dude. They're on the same team. Oh The greek is going where where's tips where tips go? Oh, shit Miskip sucks. I'm knocking people down. It's actually sad. Why don't you go get that dog? Yo, uh, can you do me a favor? Wait, are you going outside right now? Yeah. Uh, can you check on the grill to see if my phone's there? Yeah Buddy's confused Oh my god Yes She's mad Oh my god Guys stop sending me pictures of your mustaches on twitter and asking me to rate them. That is so weird Your chat's actually weird. What the fuck my chat is not my chat. Yeah, your chat is sending me pictures of their mustaches and asking me to rate them They're just bumping into each other. I love how everybody's scared. Oh my god Everybody's scared that Maya's gonna get hurt and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. Yeah Everybody's like Maya keep your head in the ball. Meanwhile, Ed Spanish is on his back prone Okay, all right, here we go and then they go to kick the ball. It doesn't go it doesn't go anywhere and all right go First kick of the game is gonna be a swing and a miss. We're gonna have one more rebuttal half field red going to have possession It's a standoff. I was at something else S fans just sitting there holding the line. He's not letting anybody go through They're trying to double team him and then he gets the assistance from his team and they roll his bitch ass over He's coming back for the return He's going right to s-fand and they're just basically sitting in the middle of the yard doing literally fucking nothing Well for no reason think about the contrast as well Maya wearing slippers s-fan wearing cleats that he used to wear when he played football in college This is a disaster waiting to happen red first blue midfield still bumping uglies two balls Clashing into each other like a hot summer's day tips already need tips is regretting Thinking that he wanted to go out there. He's the one who's wanted to go. Oh my Oh my god Okay, so we just got an update from the field. Hey fandy. Just saw that you're in chat I accidentally ruined a few of my clothes. Can we do laundry sometime this week? But also we just got an update from our infield correspondence tips his ball has been popped by buddy Oh My god wait, really? Yeah, yeah, can we order some flex tape? We'll be able to fix it without a problem Oh, it's true just slamming on Flaccid like You have more grass on your face the actual I could fucking rip this shirt if I wanted to I just didn't want it because it's my favorite shirt I could rip this I give you 20 bucks if you do it Pay up rich. Wait, what did you do? There's 20 bucks in the wet pants pocket out there. Cheers. The ball is fixed. We can continue playing Is it fixed fixed? I thought it popped. Just let Maya go outside and run around. We kind of did that already We could do me and Maya against each other. I think Maya's beat. What? She's beat like she's tired a little bit I'll destroy that fan. Yeah, she would I don't want to do Maya Do can can we do? Okay That's a good stream though everybody welcome Nick Pollen to ATK Watch out I'm excited to do more nothing on other people's channels now instead of my own This is gonna be bad. Where's Finn? Is he out there? Folks, what is about to happen? Is a classic timeless battle classic wow versus retail asman representing bfa Rape my mug Yeah, honestly, dude, I feel like very worried every time asman gets in it because he's not as big as a normal human He doesn't fill out the ball. I feel like he's gonna like slip out. I'm telling you dude. Those these things are no joke I am extremely worried like look at that man. He puts his cleats on rich. Oh my god He puts his cleats on asman every time he gets in that ball It's like being a child in a car without a seat belt. Yep As fan naturally slips into this like like a glove. Oh, yeah, it's like kangaroo leather He doesn't even need to hold on rich not at all not at all the ball holds on to him. It really does tightly Hangs on his arm. I wouldn't even want to even get close to as fan I feel that way even when we're not playing this game true technically So what are they gonna do this to go head to head full steam? They're just gonna bump balls Well, well as fan has the incredibly unfair advantage the bigger ball. It looks like asman's is very full Yeah asman looks like he has full like It's not the size of the ball. It's gonna be about traction or the way you use it's more about the motion in the ocean It's about the traction. It's about the way you use He's putting his hair up to destroy asman right now. He's no, this is what we call a mind game Yes, he's like look how much hair I have Oh my god asman look at what I have as been better shield wall because you know that's bubbling Now keep in mind when we talk about traction As fan does have the cleats. They're gonna be digging into the dirt Asman only has the dirt that has accumulated on his own shoes So it's dirt on dirt and I don't think that that's gonna create enough friction We'll just have to see rich. What is miss doing? Nothing just like every other stream here we go Head to head Paladin versus warrior Gladiator versus duelist I'm kidding as fans of season two gladiator Jesus I'm gonna have to settle for an nmp host if this goes sideways. Oh, I feel so bad for you. Oh my stream's really over Oh, no the suspense You can feel the lightning in the air Two forces of twitch about to collide crash into me three two one Put the finger down miss who's gonna get in the middle first me Oh goodness pause champ. What the heck miss do something? They held out. Oh my god Let it be known on this day That the underdog can come from behind And take it doggy style Dude, I love how they were talking about how ripped they were and they couldn't pull an 80 pound object Oh, look at s-fan Oh, he should have bubbled man. He really should have bubbled The glory days of college football are behind you You just got taken down by an actual bag of dog bones That sword weighs more than asman We can't even we know what he's saying. What does it matter dude? He's just going on a monologue Like you just cracked open his first dr. Pepper of the day There it is dude one time me and jeff dude me and jeff we were hanging out dude And uh, dude, it was pretty crazy. Can I get that? The sportsmanship has been helping out s-fan even though he just destroyed him Okay, and there it is dude. There it is Well played Unbelievable unbelievable Both incredible contenders right now greek has a lot of pent up anger That mischief is a bigger shrimp than him now. So look for some low blows I feel like a mischief also has the same type of anger from everyone. Why do I have three phones? Let's not talk about that. Here we go. Look at that. The anger's already starting. The pre-anger is going They're beefing already. I heard mischief make a view count joke. They can't wait to start This is not good. Greek made a fat joke. I heard that. Yeah, Greek said I made you miss Oh, he said chin kiff. I heard it. I heard that as well. Milena. This is gonna get dirty Hopefully s-fan can uh, you know contain it. Exactly. Exactly. So so why do people just like call mischief by random parts of his body and then kiff like They used to call chance refrigerated dirty play by greek. I didn't see that. I was not paying attention I told you I told you this was Oh my goodness, wait a minute. What is happening? Maya you might need to get out there. This doesn't what is going on