 If you're currently thinking about going back and playing Ultra Street Fighter 4 online, I have one word of advice for you. Don't. Not because you won't find a match, but because you will, and the person you're matched up against will most likely beat you down. I really enjoy that kind of thing in fighting games though, so you know I had to try my luck. But will I be able to get a single win? That is all I need to feed my ego. And I've got an entire video's worth of time to do exactly that. So why exactly am I hearing boss music right now? Alright, first match. Oh god, dude. Please. Oh, a little mirror match, a little mirror match. Hey, this guy has more BP than me. Nah, I can't stand for that in the heart of battle. Ooh. Damn, alright, he's got a little costume as well. He thinks the answer lies in the heart of battle too. Mmm, are we going to start with some... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this man is going in. Oh, sweet. Jump in. Oh. I thought he was going to jump again. I don't think you understand. I will play the fireball game, bro. Damn, now he got me jumping. Oh, damn it, dude. Oh, oh, he did it too late. Oh, and I got a free sweep. No way that hits. I can't believe I didn't FADC that. I'm scrubby, I'm scrubby, I'm bad, I'm bad. Wait, I have my super. I have my super. And I'm different. And I'm different. I'm not different. I'm different. I'm different. Drop it. So that was bad. That was bad. I was different. I was different, bro. I was different until I wasn't. That's the thing. That's the thing. Is that really I was different until I wasn't? I should not focus on that. That input is so hard to do at Xbox 360 controller. Wow, he's just getting bodied right now. I just, I was, oh, do I get to punch off this? No, I don't. All right, I'll jump in. Don't jump in. Only I get to jump in. Oh, nice. Damn, he just woke up DP. And I missed my midi, so it didn't really matter. Damn. All right, we got him. It was too early, bro. He was, he was going for it. We're going to win this, bro. I'm playing mad sloppy. My first game out here. In my first game on these screens, bro. Fine, were you, I've got this. Train harder, yeah, whatever. I'm going to play the fireball game. Nice. Nice, Tatsu. Oh, he can't jump. I'm going for it. I regret everything. Nultra. Oh, why am I so bad at that input, man? It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I just got to improve my technique. I got to improve my technique. You know what, run that back, run that back, bro. Run that back real quick. Run that back for me. Run that, I should really not be going with this, sure you, but whatever. What stage am I really feeling? Where am I bringing this guy? We bring him to the festival, bro. Let me, let me invite him out to the festival. I'm winning this one. Fireball start, push him. Jump. I got to do the Tatsu after that, man. Oh, my sternum. Oh, I didn't even do that much. That honestly did not do much. He's going to try to come in. Oh, sweet, sweet. You thought shit was sweet? Don't jump at me. Got him. Low corner carry and overhead. Oh, fundamentals. My fundamentals have returned. I don't lose any more matches. I literally don't lose any more matches. Let me get my combos back too. My, oh, it's back. It's all back, baby. Watch this, watch this. Start with the fireball. No, he jumps. Fireball, slow fireball. Yeah, EX fireball. I don't know why I didn't show you there. Sweet. Jumping cross-up. Damn. All right, he's walked me back to the corner. It's time to fireball all the way out. He jumps here. I jumped again. Why am I so bad at the video game? Oh my god. I'm so bad at survival. But I'll take the win. I'll take the win. Give me some BP, bro. I need some BP and some PP, bro. Give me both. I want both of them. Give me, I'm mad at my stat. Oh, a different competitor has shown up. All right. Somebody knew from my read. You know what? It's time. It was time to move on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not Vega, not Vega, not Vega. Not like this, bro. Oh, not Vega, please. I got to go back to the festival. That's where I won. Oh, no, this guy plays the game. All right, all right. When you play against somebody that plays the game, you got to pretend you know Street Fighter. You got to pretend you know Street Fighter. And to do that, you have to throw fireballs, stay at a good range. Sweet. Going for the cross-up. Oh, see, he tried to DP me. He knows Street Fighter. Oh, huge miss. Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice, sweet. Oh, the Somersault Triple backflip off my head. OK, it's OK. I just got to pretend I know how to play. I got to pretend I know how to play. I got to put some fear into him. Oh, I needed that grab. Huge missed opportunity. What? Oh, I did a light chore you. What in the way he gave me with that? Oh my god. He's saucy. I want to run back. I need my rematch. That was saucy. Oh, why do I get cooked by Vegas? Oh, I could. Oh my god, he cooked me. My defense was terrible. I got to block that cross-up. It's the last thing I do. Hey, run that back real quick. Hey, run back. Please show up, please. I got a nice ranked match lobby right here for you, dude. Who is this? This is a new guy. This is a new new guy. But whatever, bro, I'm going to take whoever I can get. Oh, Dudley. Porkscrew cross. This guy also plays the game. All right, he's going to try to duck under my fireball. There it is. There's the duck. I remember Dudley. I remember Dudley. Foot sees. Foot sees. Foot sees. Nice. I just swept. I swept. Damn, Dave. Oh, my god, he hit me with the Dudley. We're saying God. Do I just EXDP? No, I'll expect that. God, that took so much. What? I'm going to DP. I'm going to DP. I can't believe he made the comeback. I couldn't do it. I was screwing up. I am so bad. I can't believe he won that I had every win. I had everything in the book. Oh, beautiful. Oh, my god, he played that beautifully. Oh, he's got the mitts on me now. Yeah, I don't think he's seen that one. Believe it or not, I don't think he's seen someone put themselves in the corner. Please hit me. No, no, no. Oh, wow, he didn't kill me. Damn, damn, damn. Oh, I got a chance. I got a chance. He's going to kill me with the rose. No. Oh, oh, he almost hit me with the rose. Damn it. The rose was so distracting. He's trying to style on me. I run that back, bro. Run that back. Damn. God damn. Now I have like two people I want to do run backs with. This is insane. I can't do this one. Well, I knew playing Street Fighter, Ultra Street Fighter 4 at 11 AM was going to have its risk, bro. Who is John? He's talking, but I don't have my voice settings up. Is John talking shit? Oh, John be playing Ryu. Same here. All right, John, are you going to show me something new with Ryu or are you also just starting? I think John's new. Oh, my god. Oh, no, no, no, I think John's got it. Oh, I sure you. What? Got it. Oh, sorry, John, but I got two more. Two more again. All right, let's power through this. I can win this through, I think, just neutral. Let's just play neutral. Let me get some. Actually, I'm going to push for corner real quick. I can't. God, show you God, not red. I have to. I had to do it to survive. Was it genius or was it stupid? The answer was it's genius. If I win, it's genius. Let's go. Let's do this thing. EX Fireball for the game. I ain't going to lie, that got kind of intense for me. I ain't going to lie, I got kind of intense. I'm a D plus rank. Moving on up. Alan Vi. I ain't lying. I've never seen this person either. How many other people put another read? So we all just struggling out here. Oh, but he's got, he's a C plus re you over here. Look at these points. All right, what do you got from me, Alan Vi? Oh, beautiful, beautiful through the fireball. There we go. I got a fierce punish for that. Throw, I'm going to shimmy. I'm going to shimmy. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to block and show you. Oh, that didn't kill. That there's no way that didn't hit. I'm, I'm, I'm mashing. I'm, I'm literally mad. I'm literally mashing, bro. It's, it's like over. Like I'm literally mad. That was upsetting. Dude, I like to go. I played a clean game there. I played a real clean game there. I got, I got pretty much, I got pretty much everything I wanted except I did, I thought I would kill, but it didn't. I love the fireball game. I love fighting games. I love the fireball game, dude. Damn, I got, oh, I'm getting bodied here. Yep, super. God, that's a lot of damage. Please hit him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I miss, miss. You got it. God, every time I get my ultra, I'm just like, can I cheese with this? This is why I should be running the Hadouken, but you can't tell me the animation's not worth it, bro. We be playing, huh, John? Oh my God, he just went into, he just, oh. Oh, he's trying me. No way I didn't block that. Oh my God, I gotta do better. Oh, I feel like that was a very winnable game, but I just got lost in my thoughts. Oh God, damn it, that sucks to see. That was a great game though, but damn. Mr. Wes, have I seen this guy either? How many different people am I gonna run into? Did I, am I intruding on like, oh, what the? Oh, I'm cooked, dude. I think I'm definitely cooked. Oh, he's got the business suit on, I'm cooked. Wow, that range on that kick was crazy. Oh my God, my fireball game is ridiculous. Oh my God, his footsies are ridiculous. Oh my God, he's ridiculous. Don't jump. Don't jump, don't jump. Throw, nice, nice tech. Oh, he knew, he knew about me. He knew about me, he knew I was gonna lay with that. Oh, I was trying to run. He knew I, he could see I was backing up. He could sense my fear and he just went in. Damn, he's good. Damn, he's got, I can't show fear, can't show fear, can't show fear. Oh my God, the rush down. Damn, he's got me. Damn it, me too much time. And now the combat begins. Let's go, you're getting zoned out. No. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, never mind, you can taunt on me, you good. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Never mind, you actually got it, bro. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. These truly are the mean screeds out here, bro. You can't, you can't be caught stunned, bro. People will taunt. Oh, I'll give you my run back, Mr. West. I need that, I need this. Oh, I need this, bro. Yeah, let me get my run back. He's truly a man of honor. He's a man of honor, but I gotta bring him back to my stage. The answer lies in the heart of battle. I'm gonna run up, grab. Oh, damn, he's good. That's how you, that's how you level up your neutral. Shimmy, shimmy, I'm gonna do it again. Damn, he's good. Oh, he is, wow. Is that a punch? No, that's not. Damn. What is that? What is that? What is that? Yes. Oh, come on. Wait, I choked that away. Mr. West, you don't even have a health bar. Let's be honest. Our health bars look exactly the same. There is not a single pixel difference, bro. How are you alive? He's gonna jump. Damn it. Oh, he actually clicked a button. You knew I was gonna run in. You knew I was gonna mix it up. That was, that was saucy. Not intentional, but saucy, all the same. Nice DP. Look at those, the neutral jump. Neutral jump is the answer. I found the answer to Phelan. Maybe I didn't. I'm gonna punish this. I'm gonna punish this. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Hmm. IDP here. Uh-oh. Sweet. He didn't click a button? He's gone like the game? He's gone, he's gone like. Please, please, please, please, please, yes. I saw him, I saw him click a button. Does that even it up? Or a little more even. That was genius. That was genius. I didn't expect to grab. No. Neutral jump. No, the answer was neutral jump and I did it. Damn it. Oh, he's, I found my answer though. I found it. I found my answer in the heart of battle. Dude, damn. Mr. West, I would like to formally invite you to give me one more try. Please, I'll end the video on one more try. I know he doesn't have to come back, but, oh, wait. Is this the Vega? Fine, I'll get revenge on somebody else. It's the Vega, he's returned. This is beautiful, this is actually poetic. The first guy I wanted to run back with, he finally came back to me. Where did we fight? The festival. This is where it ends. It ends right now, dude. I'm gonna play the game. Wait, I don't remember how to play. I don't remember how to play. Are you serious? I didn't do that in time. Oh my god, combos. Nice jump. Damn, MF ball. Damn, I forgot about you, bro. Vega, Vega, so tough. Damn it. What's the answer to Vega? I found the answer to Feylog, but what's the answer to Vega? The fireball game. I'm going back to the fireball game. I'm gonna pretend like I know what I'm doing. Oh, get off me. We got the claw. Are you in getting this back? No, oh, he took it back. He didn't care what I had to say. I didn't do the crouching punch. Oh, looks like we finally unmasked my foe. I am moving. I don't think that was us. That was not my plan, but that looks sick. Nice. He's poking at me, dude. Yes. Okay, that's good damage. That's good damage. Will it catch us up though? I don't know. That's good damage. I'm his own. I'm his own. Get off me. He doesn't have anything. He doesn't have anything. Oh, he's so smart. I didn't know that goes through fireballs. Did it go through fireball or did he just do it perfectly? Oh, that was so smart. I had him. Oh, I had him on the cusp. I can't believe I have to end the video here. Please like this video and tell a friend to watch so I can play more Street Fighter 4 because I'm on the cusp, dude. I'm on the cusp of learning, but now I have to leave. Damn. If you liked the video, like, subscribe, and bye. Ha, ha, ha.