 Art are That's the beginning of the record That's perfect because that's the best way that I could be Introduced. Yeah, we're watching Lord of the Rings the fellow They call it a trilogy You're wrong that theme was on point wasn't it? That's the one I love more door The by Howard Williams or whatever we go with the orchestra. I think yeah This is This is great as in shows you need to say that we're gonna watch one of the greatest Trilogy's of all time. If not the greatest trilogy of all time the greatest I mean, it's it is. Yeah, and we'd like for you to join us I suppose or at least watch this video while we commentate on what's so great And so terrible that part will be pretty quick. I'd imagine. Yeah, you guys ready. Yep. I'm ready All right, three two one go much that once was Lost for none now live who remember it I opened up my file and like the the media player and not vlc So I can't add subtitles. Oh, you should just listen to the movie then Everyone shut up for the next three hours and 20 minutes and this is gonna be It will make it easier for me to pay attention. It began with the forging of the great rings It's nice to hear the real Galadriel It'll be cool when they make a tv show going over all the construction of these rings. It's gonna be great The greatest of elven smiths did not know it an alloy. What did you know that you can mix metals together? What what is this devil ray and nine? Nine rings were gifted to the race of men, which is your favorite nine mortal men doomed to die Mine is four. Um, I think six has got a lot going on. I don't know I like nine because you can say it like it's time Sauron the enemy of the free peoples of middle earth was defeated one thing that I like is that while Notice how his finger gets flaccid Notice how you should shut the fuck up A little late for trimming the verge don't you think they're too late to trim the verge ladies What if you like a bit of the verge a little bit of verge is all right. Don't tell me anything unnatural No, I've thought of a better use for you Makes you wonder if there were several hobbits out there would Gandalf just feel like you're all going to The town drunk is there. He's like yep you Come along senpai keep up The enemy has many spies in his service birds Beasts never put it on for the agents of the dark lord will be drawn to its power Never put it on unless you want to go invisible pretty neat Good luck Anyway, bye At it where after this every time sam takes a step he says In the videos like 17 hours long It's it's been it's been six months sam's can you stop? I get it sam jesus if I take one more step. It'll be the farthest away from home. I've ever been If I take one more step Look at him already Saruman and again just the the story of how he wanted to be gandalf even had the blessing to be gandalf, but man You are sure of this beyond any doubt So the ring of power has been you like the best saruman possible I like that. He explicitly went up to ian mckellan and told him that talking told him It's like mom said that I could play Yeah The love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind But we still have time he mckellan's like yes, but you're so good at playing evil bastards join with sam tell me When did saruman the wise abandoned reason for madness see this is where you want gandalf to be like Oh, you're a little cuck you cucked out. Look at you Saruman the cuck That's cheating Finn baby Finn did kind of make me laugh. Oh, we're still in the shire. What could possibly happen? There's so much deliberate choices in the action ad dialogue for introducing a character Well and the music as well Well, really basically all the filmmaking a lot of the assumptions are people ask favorite characters The first thing that comes to mind might be a gandalf an aragorn or frodo's the main character Maybe but it's just like maryon pippin might be thought of as like, oh, yeah, they're more comic relief It's like the fucking stories those two have It's like the real world the further east you go the less people know about hobbits I thought that was funny, didn't you he's one of them rangers The dangerous folk they are one of the wilds around here He's known as strider. I saw a really funny photo shop where pippin's over at the bar And he's like, yeah, that's frodo and all the people around him are the nascool Yeah, you need that conversation. It's like where where you're looking for it. It's like He's like, all right. Yeah, no, no problem Baggins Sure, I know about he's over there frodo baggins. You're fucking idiot. We're there frodo baggins He's got this very interesting gold ring that he carries with him every all the time He says it talks to him and it turns him invisible You gotta wonder how many of them are wondering like is that a hobbit thing? They can just go invisible Are they just going? Yeah, it's is that's the power that they have no wonder. We've never we don't know what they are Oh, look at it You know sarin you don't come across as very chill and happy He needs to read like how to win friends and influence people What do you want a little more caution from you that is no drink at you gary carry nothing Talking to like a therapist about he's like I present myself as a huge fiery aggable I'm just imagining him like as the big flaming bull sitting on a chair, you know Sitting at laying down on the psychologist couch. It's just a regular guy. Are you frightened? You know they have the back of all through a while the therapist like you choose to look like this He's like it's something wrong with how I look I'm considered handsome in my culture Maybe the mud is so soft that he's perfectly fine fine. Yeah We need a stinger of him like crawling out Yeah, he just punches punches through the door bloody Nazgul every time You just hear a knocking from the other side of the muffle They're so mad they're molding they're malty Nazgul getting on the ground and doing the word like x2c Though I will say if I were Gone and the rest I'd be like do we need to get the fuck out of here right now? They coming There's a show in town in my school and friend of mine in year four He was just going to do show until Lord of the Rings simple as that and be like Lord of the Rings is great I love Lord of the Rings now. Let's watch some Lord of the Rings as part of my presentation He's like great and it was Abod head is what he he showed and when it got to the lords fight One of the girls started crying and we had to turn it off and I hated her What about second breakfast? I think he knows about second breakfast people. It's so funny because like I think it would be consistent Statistically the guys just fucking love watching like a warrior destroy the fuck out of a demon. Well a lot of girls would be like It never even registered me to me as scary, you know, Aragorn versus lids. It was just like No, it's just like that. It's like by that point. You just want to see him destroy the shit out of that orc Urukai you racist. They're all like the same to me. Oh my god. Oh, no easy for you Keep them close. No one thought it conspicuous that Aragorn just had a bunch of Hobbit sized swords like he's purposely trying to create a little army of I love when you get this glimpse of them and I also see this is like give it to me and this will be chill Okay, and then he's like no. He's like, all right. Fuck you then Also, this always confused me. How did he get lost the Nazgul? He was looking around like what's going on It's like it's just you and Aragorn, man. Are we like are we leaving? Are we not? And you know that the torch is still sticking out of his face That went through one of the skull eye holes. It stuck right in He's like, ah, fuck god damn it I like how that moth was just minding its own business and now he's being sent on a rescue mission You're gonna save middle earth little guy. Yeah, you like like help me out give the eagles travel You need me to travel high far, but I don't think I'm equipped for this We just explains the whole plan to over the boss goes. No, are there any lamps where I'm going? Uh boy, I do love lamps. I love lamp You really love lamp or are you just saying you love lamp? I actually watched that recently. I fucking love that movie. It's so good Are they making the crusty burger ribwitch? In Mordor? I don't think so We start with authentic letter of grated meat and praises the hell out of it. Hmm. I don't mind the taste I mean the clean answer is no friggy. They are not but yeah, this is the crusty burger ribwitch All right, calm down if he kills that guys sarah's gonna be like that's your breakfast now By the way, we're not wasting a single thing here. That was your dad. That was your father You killed him. I will call you rupa. It's great Like these things have literally just been born and they like shove them into armor and give them sorts Dude, they're they're bored like where's a wall give me a wall right now. Let's go Is he going to die? He's passing into the shadow. I mean that is not the kind of thing you want to hear when you say Is he going to die the response? He's heading to the shadow world Are you the lamp the great moth spoke of? The great moth. He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm friends with the great moth. Yeah He's just like if you I'll take anything at this point. I don't know what's happening Are you are you fucking real or am I just like oh my god? I made the shadow will he mentioned the shadow world This scene is important by the way because if you're one of these nascals you very likely were recently sat on fire So that's annoying and you're about to be drowned the little shit that got kevin on fire Kevin's in the back like I still still hurts guys. He's wearing one of their spear cloaks and it's like white One of the nascals is like smoking. Yeah, there's a smoke trail behind it Like they're still steen coming out of his face. Yes I'm here and you're lucky to be here too. Oh new location already looks so distinct and awesome. Look at it Candles It's not necessary. Oh, it's moody. What happened candle? Why didn't you meet us? It is serene, isn't it? You want to wake up here? This is good stuff. It really is such a sharp contrast between all of the location You know, this is we're only like a very short way into the total adventure and there's still plenty more variety Yeah, we're not even a sixth of the way through this the whole story The main plot hasn't technically happened yet Friendship of saruman is not likely thrown aside You just said a friendship with saruman is not likely thrown aside. He's like we are still friends, right? Like I know you don't want to fight with saruman and everything, but we're friends embrace the power of the ring or embrace your own destruction He unfollowed me on twitter gandalf. Why? There is only one lord of the ring And he does not Power I search a good line What you want when you got a one liner to a villain is something you know is going to sit in the back of the head Exactly something that they're going to stew on saruman would never betray me. I'm really cool So you have chosen death Then you just need that moment of saruman being like don't listen to that gandalf guy. You can trust me Part of it, right is that the quest there's an assumption that like we've done it. We've reached the end Yeah, I was like, uh, well, that was a really great hour and a half long movie Old man He did not look like that earlier plot hole. He also wrote the book. It wasn't written before now. It written is is A brain hole right there That agent seems to finally caught up with me. I'm not like you bilbo We did what gandalf wanted, didn't we the ring will be safe and ribboned out I am ready to go home someone probably ought to sweep those leaves It's um, it's character building for the Building in the tent, but they did Oracle they just keep coming back Maybe they do it in the morning and they just sort of accumulate. Yeah There was a character that wanted to join the team, but he only had an ax and a sword So he's like so you have my uh, uh Ah, fuck it. I guess I won't join Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me Maybe one of them stands up to go join and one of his buddies is like sit the fuck back Dude, I'd be tempted to join this team just because they seem like such a ragtag group. It's like this will be fun These two just feel like yeah Always love that expression that expression. Yeah The fuck are these he had no idea that there was any more than two hobbits here Oh look and out. Is it left or right? left I really like Frodo asking for directions. There's especially with our you know, our kind of protagonist characters Especially nowadays. They're just so fucking good at everything. They're so incredible and even this little scene here It's fucking shot with this The money shot. Is that a kazoo? No, I'm just humming. Oh, I got a kazoo Yeah, I'd like to get a kazoo. He must hold this course west of the misty mountains for 40 days Like holes the gap of rune will still be open to us This is wolf trying to find a way to announce his kazoo He's trying to fit it in. He's been waiting. He's like this is my chance Freaking clearly use the kazoo It sounded like a kazoo from my end, but I forgot your mic is also just Your mic is just like Good very good. This is where in our first trilogy myself rags of wolf pointed out that mary and pippin received more training than rey They literally do Franky, I don't think they'll park back to me and keep trying Dude legolas right now is probably like fucking owl all this time. I spent above the snow and then it gets me But that really bugs him that really upsets him being well first out Yeah, yeah, where's ghibli Imagine you were just casually climbing the mountain and people like rose from the snow jing like that The finish Because it spread exactly is it spread like butter over too much bread Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess so. So you imagine the tv show the movie is bread and there's a little, you know, you've got one You get a nice big What would you call the quantity of butter like on a spoon? What would you call it? Not like a dollop? What would you call it on a spoon on a spoon? No on a on a knife. Did I say spoon? Yeah Which is fine. If that's how you spread your Not fine to spread butter that way rags. I don't believe you believe that We're all having a good time we're watching He'll he's a multicultural rags. He's like, yeah, you do you that's how they do it over there You know, it's all right and we're watching Lord of the Rings all as well In this world I always do enjoy watching these assuming the Lord of the Rings the third age the games are actually Catted that the team in that are just they're just like an hour behind the fellowship all the time They're just if you just wait here a little longer I feel the need to mention this but I don't know it's just the you come across this in the third age And each of the doorways I think one of them leads to a chest One of them is the wrong way that the correct way is the correct way in the film. Yes, that's right Third age was fine. I like it It looks like he snapped that rukai's neck there I do like though the the white hand of saruman just as a a branding. It's good. You can make merch Whom do you serve? saruman Put them down do not stop until they are found I just remember the first time that we did a efat movies on these you do not know pain. You do not know fear You will taste man fish and he talked about bring them alive and unspoiled. I think it was you mauler who was You mean like just don't rape the Bring them to me alive And Saruman was like I didn't want to be explicit, but I need it said It's like I didn't I is I know you pulled us from the ground and everything, but fucking hell. Oh my god Now we're thinking about it sir. Well lurt's fucking grimaces like he's like I wasn't thinking about that early when you said taste man flesh. What did you mean? As soon as they get out of eyes and god they're like, I don't like that guy They get far and away and one of them's like we are gonna fuck the hobbits right lurt's is like, oh, yeah I find it interesting that she's gifted uh lego lasso bow. Do you think he'd be like Bitch, I have the best bow that I could get. Why do you think yours is gonna be better than that? They put actors on canoes. What's the point? That's like a thing it's so it's you think like well, of course they did We take that ring off now, huh? What's funny is this structure they near in the return of the king game No, the two towers game the level starts here And if you go up the stairs there's a really good xp boost at the top of it. Go grab that Frodo carries the fate of us all We must defend him Frodo's 17th fall I should keep a fall counter when I add a face down I'll buck him up lego ass It's just it's just awesome, isn't it? You need someone who brings a little box of salt just in case you