 Hey what's up everybody Mangus here I know I haven't been around for a while and uh if you're not doing just a quick short little video I was gonna do this as a song but then I realized that I can't sing so we're just gonna do it as a poem this is it sucks it's terrible and uh it has terrible language so be warned uh yeah here we go gather round people and let me tell you the story of a game called Paragon it was fun for all and all for fun from Legacy through new dawn they told us that we could play forever the servers wouldn't go down just leave it to the team and trust cam Winston that hand sock wearing clown come late April we found out they had our backs all right made it easy for them to fuck us in the ass with a dick they called fortnight along the way Steve supervils vision done got left behind they went for money instead and used loot boxes to rob the players blind every three weeks we got a hero instead of fixes to the game bad balance bad bugs and bad ideas with that hashtag to blame we kept playing we kept hoping for better things to come but the only common epic ever did was when they fucked us in the bum now all that we could do is hope that we can get an indie Paragon too they're working hard to make things fun for folks like me and you call it Paragon too or some other shit I don't care what's the name as long as they can learn from where epic went wrong and make a better game we can only hope that one of these videos makes something that blows up makes epic realize that the only thing that they ever fucked was up yes I just rhymed up with up bye man goose epic games you can eat a dick you can choke on my fat hog tennis and get on your knees and swallow my flesh long donnie muster you can open wide and gargle my salt balls epic games you can eat a dick you can choke on my fat hog