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These pot holes definitely look like Chicago's 100% You can tweet me Look north at BBC dot co dot, okay If you can send the picture Norton's always in a hole if you can Treat me a picture that would be good as well The biggest potholes will be having some of them on the program You're a pole. Oh my god shin splints knee contusion Fibers like all of that go back You're a pole. I've got all lined up. So perfectly Rena. What is see that's why you gotta mind your business because people play too much What is it? That's the deluxe one. It's a bit thicker That's the new one. It's got a smaller toilet center Hanging center look two different What was it wait somebody got to explain the point of me because I'm thinking of something else From jail house remedy, but like I don't know what's going on You're right, I can't find nothing in here, man What you do darling Who's that Kelly? Slowed it down and darling Alright, I'll show you what it's like when I get back It's off, it's off, it's off So I don't know where to eat Mark suggests what? Chippa-tow, I don't know what you're talking about Chippa-tow Chippa-tow, I mean I mean listen you're not round Chippa-tow, it's a pole thing Chippa-tow you're weird It's definitely a pole thing but you're not wrong in your pronunciation Chippa-tow is a Greek attribute Who care bus with an American? You genzies fucks, put your phones away Listen, if I was your age Are you from Liverpool? No, I'm actually from Kidneypool Is this a real mouth size? That is scary It's so scary that it's not funny Hi babe, hmm You okay? What the fuck are you doing? What do you mean? Yeah, I'm good, how are you? What the fuck are you doing? Not much That's like that video we watched on Ladd Bible A dude was sitting down with a New York criminal And he kept going Are you taking the fucking piss? Are you taking the piss on him? Is that real? Is that fucking real? Are you serious? Are you pissing me off? Man just came from a hard day of work Wherever he worked at, where he got to wear this vinyl thing Do you think he got time to be playing? Are you eating? Yes, you want some chocolate? Hmm, yeah I'm being fucking serious What's up? Stop fucking with me! Are we going to Granny's still? You said stop human? Stop human! Are you just being a fucking human? Go on ask again Ask me what you just asked me Can you really get that in a tin? Are you taking the piss? No, ma'am they're painting the wall white Not the other colour I am actually not They're painting the wall Talk to me I can build my own IKEA Hmm I can make my own tea Talk to me I can put my own shoes on What else? I can't drive the van The van is something I can't do There's a lot you can't do, Jeannie I'm not fucking with me, ma'am What name does it give? Fuckin' ass Queen Elizabeth Don't worry your mum is actually part two That'll be your mum Last name I think she's Diana, won't it? That's what I know about Queen Elizabeth, you knew about your princess Diana Correct Here he is The first homosexual on British television It's Andrew Obviously we can't reveal his surname or where he's from for security reasons but you're all right there Andrew, don't talk please because we'll be taking straight off the air and the atmosphere is really quite electric here now but he is beginning to look at me so we will have to stop that just there and get him back to his handler What was that? Is that a show? Can I get this sauce? Not a one You know that there are More ginger people here in Scotland than anywhere in the world Are you ginger? Do you dye your hair? I know you're ginger underneath Tell me, do you dye your hair? No, I won't say My pubes are ginger I'm Scottish So why don't you embrace the gingerness Some of the most attractive men in the world are ginger Ed Sheeran Our youngest daughter Matilda absolutely loves him Okay, so good looking Would you get laid if you weren't a chef? Of course I would Why? You're tiny That doesn't matter, I'll go with the tiny people Come on What's wrong with you? What show is that? Why are you even backing up? You have no reason to back up Is this real? Police just hopped up on this van Like 20? You can count on them not having any insurance We appreciate it, see you later, leave a like, comment, subscribe till the next poem