 Welcome to a potential first e-fap movies. You got e-fap normal, e-fap games, now e-fap movies, e-fap reactions, e-fap minis or whatever the hell we called it. We're gonna have e-fappers react to e-fap memes play backwards and in Danish. We just do like an episode, we look back on all the memes. Next we'll have an e-fap tv show, an e-fap book, an e-fap comic adaptation, and an e-fap manga adaptation. We'll have a Jersey Shore e-fap and we'll have a Survivor e-fap. And then SJWs will make a Black e-fap. Wow. Oh yeah, very diverse. As you would have seen in the presumed title, it's Wish Upon, the movie that's really well known for being very well made. The idea is that I'll make a video that's a lot shorter than the movie, but it's just gonna be highlights of us fucking watching it, talking about it, and I'll figure out how to avoid copyright somehow. But yeah, so probably watch the movie first, and then watch us talking about it, otherwise it may not make sense, but hey, this should be amusing. Complete experiment, here goes, I suppose. Is everyone ready? Here it goes, I suppose, I'm ready, hose. That's fucking racist. Three, two, one, go. Actually, I just love farming. I was playing Star Trek Valley before this, and I like simulated fake farming. I like dots on screens that make no sense. Mate, this is art, and you're wrong. That's literally every thing on your screen is just dots. Broad green pictures, who doesn't know them? What an odd intro, like noise and everything. Wow, and then it's like, you know, peaceful suburb. Got a red pickup truck and a pink bicycle. I used to leave my pink bicycle outside. My bicycle was light red, but everyone called me a faggot because they thought it was pink. You can't say pink anymore, dude. Oh, it was light red. Oh, thank Christ, I thought you said the P word. She was an angel, the TV show. This is like the only other thing I've ever seen her in. It's really weird. It's the kind of thing where you're like, I'm so sorry. This is where you're at. What are you talking about? I heard this is a great movie. No, sorry. I'm so proud of you for getting to this position, I guess. Don't trust the chick who looks like she would ask for the manager at a K-Mart. I mean, technically both of them would kind of look that way. The black-haired one looks even worse. Look at that autistic shot. You got training wheels on. How do you fuck up knocking the bike over? I was about to say, how did she do that? You'd bend the fucking wheels. I should say, don't do that. How do you know your mom's up there? I guess she didn't find her anyone else. Like, you just assume that something terrible has happened because your mom, I don't know if she's busy, what if she's listening to music? No, no, no. Loud noises. Really? She waited until her daughter was there to do that. Her mom's a dick. She's like, she's nearly up the stairs, nearly up the stairs. No. Oh my God, how long has that bike been sitting there? Dude, I never noticed that the bike never moved. Are you telling me that the bike has sat there for like 12 years? Her neighbor really likes that particular bike. Is that too emotional? This old man, he looks like a fake person. Like he's a young person in makeup. Like he's not even a real person. Why is he walking around with a cane but not actually using the cane? Because he uses the cane to beat children. Oh right, her dad dumpster dives outside his school. Why? Because of his trade, I guess. It's very deep character development, as you can see. Isn't that, is dumpster diving illegal or no? Uh, I think it's highly frowned upon. Well now I know it's your dad, you fucking idiot. Why did you walk over and say, hey dad! Grat up, she has a video game where she has to run around places and click things. Pokemon Go, it's gonna be relevant. It's Pokemon Go. Real people talk like this. Burdass? What kind of insult is that? Oh my God, look, it's a little devil person. Thank you for saying devil person instead of midget. I like that everyone starts talking to listen to this one conversation. Yeah. This is realistic. What's that supposed to mean? This isn't a good burn if you have to explain it. You have to explain the insults. You got her here. No, just go, oh okay. You need an ice for a slap? You need an ice for a slap? Why was the faucet growling like a rabid bear? Because it's a scary faucet. This is a horror movie. It's a spooky faucet. Green stuff. It's called salad. Really? Are you kidding me? Dad has no salad in his bed. It's got Chinese writing on it since you're taking Chinese. He got it for her because it has Chinese writing on it. She's taking Chinese. Oh, I saw Chinese writing and I thought of you because you speak Qingchong. I even wrapped it back up for you, which is something that I definitely would do. I love the idea that her dad's just like, this thing looks weird. I'm going to give it to my daughter. Do you think if he accidentally stumbled upon a nuclear warhead, he'd give it to her too? He'd be like, it was strange and nobody wanted it, so I thought of you for him. He sees Chinese writing on the nuclear warhead. He's like, oh, she's done Chinese. Oh, strange box. Tell me your secrets. Seven wishes. What? Wait, when did this become a thing? Wait, wait, wait. Did I miss a scene? Did she read that out there? Did she? I wish. All right. I'm sorry I missed that. I don't see each other. It's like a rot. What a weird wish. It's opening by itself. Like a Chinese contraption. Now we know for sure it's Chinese. It's shitty music. I wish for a half-biggered. It's like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do. It's just a whopper opens up. It's like, this is actually pretty good. Thank you, box. Thanks, Chinese box. Thank you, Chinese magic box. Six more whoppers to go. Why can't she wish for something useful, like for Will Smith's career to come back? Yeah, you know, you're like, I wish they would die. Like, I wish they would fucking get hit by a car. But it's like, no, I wish you would go raw to be like, uh. Box is like, okay, this is very specific. I guess I could make it happen. What? Are you kidding? And then he put it on the internet. How are you friends with this person? How is your first response to take a picture of someone like literally putting it up on the internet? The time you would have that in a movie is a parody. That's what you would do that. You wouldn't do it in a real movie. So everyone's like, is this a parody? Is this a parody? Is this like your friend? I'm pretty sure this is real. Like, this was not meant to be funny. It's just- Wait, why are you the guy who put it on the internet? Why do you give a shit? In fairness, maybe the go fund me, he's just gonna steal all the money like that hobo. Oh, I see why the friends don't- Steal it because he's black, really, Wolf. Wow. I'm not saying it's because it's black. Wow. I'm saying it's because it's black. I can't believe you say that about discount lando collusion. Yeah. Not everyone is a lando. Did you hear that? She took a photo and went, it's like, do you have that sound effect on the phone? Like really? I don't know. Is the dog dead? Did she wish that too? She didn't wish the dog dead, but I think it just dies for some reason. Why? I don't remember. The dog is the best character though. Why is the dog even dead? Why does she assume that- Let me crawl inside this cramped hole under the deck. Is this going to be a jump scare where the dog like barks and then dies? That was scary. Oh, there you go, dog dead. How did that happen exactly? How did that happen? Yeah, I'm curious. Maybe we'll get an explanation. He's a good dog. He didn't care. Yeah, dad. The dog was always there for me, unlike you. Mom was there for me, except for that one thing she did the other day. He'll take a tit-pick, and so will I. Wow. It's these days. This is what happens when you take Christianity out of the schools. Is that Sierra Burgess on the left? Almost like being here. Oh no. Oh yeah, I do, I do that face. At least in Stranger Things, she had like the respect to just die immediately. Yeah, that was, that was kind of- Wow, spoilers. It's like so hot. When my dog's alive, how's your dog doing? He's doing tweets. No. Oh, and she wished for the dog to come back. Hey, Ray. Like you get what you want, but in like the worst way imaginable. Oh, oh, oh. You're a knock on the door, and the dad's like, no, this is- Oh no! The man is in my standouts. Oh god, he's- Oh, he's not dead yet. He's still kicking. Who is this person again? He's the old man who's not a real person. Why? Well, because he's been alive for a long time. The wish thing, grants a wish and takes a life every time. What? Are you fucking with me? So it, it, it takes a life of someone who's just nice to you. You get what you want, but- I think it has to be someone in your life. Yeah, somebody like that. How? That would kill you. Travel the 30 miles per hour into that thing. Next to a wall. You walked right into it. You had to walk past it in order to get into the room. You avoided it the first time. Look where it was. Okay, so she finds a strange thing. She wishes for two incredibly random specific things, and they just happen to happen. And then she isn't like, holy fucking shit, this thing actually is a thing. And she wishes for- You're never gonna believe this. Like will piece. I guess if she knows for sure it works, right? I guess now it only took three wishes. Why does she have a picture of Vladimir Putin? You're just gonna- Would don't you? Wait, I'll be so funny, buddy, if it was actually Vladimir Putin, they never explained it. Call the girls. Call who? Oh my god, the fucking music. You get everything when you wish for stuff, and then like weird shit like the dog dies, the old man dies. And you're like, that's kind of all weird that this is all happening together. Unless you're retarded, you're like, hmm. Oh, it's, yeah, she's retarded, though. Wait, so what happened to the girl who is rotting to death? Is she like dead or something? I think they said she went to hospital for it. I don't know if that means she can cure it or not. I guess the wish wasn't that she'll rot to death. Wow, we just bumped into you here in this entire city. Also, that was the scripted. She's just clumsy. Oh no, not the disposal. No, not the garbage disposal. This scene- How many times has this scene happened in movies? Garbage disposal's not working. I better shove my head down. What are you doing? No! What? What? Why? What are you reaching for? In what world is the garbage disposal button at your hip? Oh, so it opens up when it's going to kill somebody, question mark? You're out. Is she like looking- No, what are you doing? You see, it's scary because you can tell there's something stupid's going to happen. How long is it going to take you to realize you're serious? There's literally a cap on how far up down you can put your hand. So why- How could she be that far away from- How would the button get so far away? This doesn't- What? What? Wait, what? Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. Excuse me. That's not how this works. Are you telling me that the garbage disposal register a head back so violently it snapped her neck? It broke her neck on the rim of the thing. This is the dumbest movie. It's so funny though. We thought this was a good idea. Where's your Vladimir Putin? Yeah, she doesn't have the Putin picture. That's why she's upset. Why does- Why is he playing- Why is he playing that? I guess it's- I don't know if that was set up. I don't really care. Why is she crying? Why? What is this scene? It's time for evil. Does she know that the other chick died? What do you need to like- Dude, that's so beautiful to witness. It's like Erik Taksan's editing process. As we understand it, you wish and then it kills someone to complete the wish, I guess. So the box is like, come on, let me kill something. Box is probably desperate. It's like, make a wish. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, it literally says if you grant me a wish, I will kill you if you look. I shouldn't wish for things then. Or wait until I'm like about to die and be like- Get a whirlwind on. Wow, this music though. Oh my god. You farted. I did not fart. You farted and you blamed it on me and everyone called me McFarstle. It's so romantic. This is what young people talking about farts. Wow, he's just really held a grudge. You can establish these two like each other, okay? Wow, this is this great dialogue. Jack St was right. Everything really is subjective. Oh no, this ancient Chinese death box. She immediately like hits it with an axe. Like he doesn't want to destroy it. Kill it, kill it, make it go away. Abandon, lose or sell me and all your wishes will be undone. But what if you wish for something that's not good? Yeah, and what is that? People come back from the dead. It's a name. Loomey. The legend of Loomey. The legend of Loomey. I like that there's a picture ever. So this legend is pretty recent. 1910. They were suspected of being infected so they were quarantined in a train car where they died of heat stroke. So this ancient box is only like 90 years old? The only valuable thing in the family. That's great. No, no, that's all they owned. Box to the ancient term. Also, how do you not know if somebody has the plague or not? It's pretty obvious. Yeah. Suicide, opium. Romantic. She died of a drug overdose. That's awful. Why did you say romantic? And she overdosed on opium. That's really romantic. All right. I don't know. I could be talking. I'm getting it. Oh, my God. Stop, hang on, call. Stop calling out your dad all the time if you don't want people there. He's doing it despite being rich, by the way. He's got an addiction to dumpsters. Does he use? Why did you stop? It's like you pulled over just so that your friend would know that your dad dumpster dives. It's like that's what you're trying to do. I can go a lot of ways. They're going to totally... Oh, I told you she was next. No, you said it was the guy. Oh, God. If only I solved the riddle of the Chinese death box faster. She slips and falls. No, we already had a slip and we already had a breakneck. Fucking hell. She gets shocked. The storm, the storm shocks her. The storm shocks her. Remember that thing we showed earlier? Now he's really good at it. Oh, look, he's cool. Oh, no. She's going to fall. No, the lightning's going to totally shock her. Shock, call your mom. Shock, shock, call your mom. Wahoo, wahee, yahoo, oh, oh, oh. Finding Nemo. They totally are going for the lightning shock. The first time she slips and falls. You win, you win. You wouldn't do it again. I was like, there's no way this movie's doing it again. Surely they're setting it up for like the lightning and everything. I saw the horns and I was like, no way. That's too obvious. They're doing the lightning setup. I mean, this movie's really dumb. What are you talking about? This movie's really smart, dude. Shit, you got me. Wow, you can tell he's really shocked by this. I can tell, he's like, really? When the music ends, the blood price is paid. Tell her I said thanks. How do you know? She's gotten paled in the eye. She's dead, Claire. I love that he's like, how'd you get that mention against? Like, well, I mean, consider she's a pole person. She bumped into a wishbox that ended up in a bachelor the next day. I'm pretty sure that it's easy to figure that out. I'm madly in love with you, which is why I hope that you just might walk by and sit here. Did that just fucking happen? Still a nobody. How's it feel, winner? It feels good, because I'm in a mansion now. If I had friends over, she'd have known that. Yeah, just say, hey guys, come on over here with us. Also, by the way, no world peace, no cure, seizes, no more wars, global harmony. You can tell our protagonist is extremely likable and intelligent. What about, I wish this wishbox had 10 million more wishes. And the wishbox is like, you cannot do that. It's like, I wish I had more wishboxes. I wish this wishbox wouldn't kill anyone. Go ahead and fucking yourself. That doesn't count. No, no, you cheat. You cheat. Are you coming? Party at Lycus? I actually despise it when old people try and write like kids would on instant messaging if it's painful. Oh God. She went to a party. That's what young people do, is they go to parties and that recharges their happy meter. I was just trying to think of something dope to say before I kiss you. Think of something dope to say. That wasn't it. Oh my God. I'm so happy they finally got together. I love how she doesn't give a shit about what, but that was like her mentor is dead, by the way. Have we even had a scene for that? And like, aren't you concerned? What was that? Whoa, what editing is this? If the mom had the wishbox, then why did she live in such a shitty house? Subversion. Someone was filming me while I slept. Why would you chase the bad? Why would you chase this man? He's got a huge head start on you and he can run faster than you. Take one of those. Here, take a hoe. You took the rake. Take a rake. Wait, his beard is grown again. Isn't he supposed to be cool, dad? He's using the same tape that the dad used when he gave her the presents. Oh, is this the woman? How long has it been since she died? Wait, what? Has it really been this long? Wait, she immediately went home? Wait, did she dream find a girl? No. Listen, it's so simple. What's that transition? Like, no, she was sleeping and now she's at school and she's sad because- Be careful what you wish for, children. I don't know, Claire. Why don't you go ahead and ask- You're cute now, so fuck you. No, you're my friends. I just have been with him for a day or two. You're not that special. Nothing's changed. I'm literally not acting any different. What a shitty friend. You hang out with other people, therefore, we can't be friends anymore. And it was like a day or two. I've got something. Oh. She put a lock on it, she put a lock on it. You want to know what I think, Claire? Not really. No. I think you're a selfish bull of bitch sauce. Does you know what I would have done? I would have wished for a world peace and I would- Yeah! Yeah! Exactly! Exactly! It's a shame you're gonna die, but exactly! Nothing! We're your best friends. Exactly! Tell him, sister! June wants to get in the brow. I don't believe in this anyway! It doesn't matter what if it's real or not. That's not the point, you stupid cunt. My point is you're a cunt. The point is you didn't wish for things that would help other people. And you could have. It doesn't matter if it's real or not. Admit you're a selfish cunt and no one likes you. It literally takes magic for people to like you. That's not gonna make the most out of my wishes will be end. But if you really think people have died... Bitch! Does that bring people back to life then? Yeah, that's what I was saying earlier. It's like what if you wish for something that can't- That's irreversible, like death. If you wish for the heat death of the world, then you died. You no longer have the box. Does it undo that? No, the little Chinese man pops out and he's like, No, fuck that shit, then everyone's dead. No, no, you don't understand the rules. We cannot do it this way. No, that's stupid. No, you just do a tech-tech that- Don't worry about it anymore. You can wish for anything but not that. Wish for anything. I wish- I wish Timmy liked me. Wish for hamburger, like normal human. Yeah, wish for like fucking Coke and some chips. I could go get that right now. That's how it works. She wishes that he goes to like a fucking takeaway and he's like, Okay, what burger? Also wish for the last Jedi to not exist. What are the seven for? That's worth someone dying for, right? Hey, I mean, there's enough people where it's like, All right, if one person has to die so that the Jedi doesn't exist, I think that's worth it. Wait, hang on. You actually like have to start asking people like, Would you be willing to die for that? This sub guy like, yeah. No, fuck her. Guys, it turns out he's the one who's been stalking here. Do you think we can sacrifice Jay? Madly in love. That means he's crazy. Well, that's not what the picture would really be, but okay. Oh yeah. What is wrong with you? He's looking at the script. Like, I've been a big sailor. Oh, see, look, he's cooled out again. His beard's down. And genuinely think they filmed the scene with the long beard before he became cool dad. Guys, look, she has to go because she needs to hunt people on her phone. Remember the setup for that? If this chick knows that every time she wishes for something, someone around her dies, like why are you risking it being someone you care about? You would hear them coming from so far away. And yeah, it just goes BAM! Whoa, what? Oh my God, it's Pokemon Go, isn't it? But with zombies. I'm pretty sure Rags made that joke, Wolf. Yeah, it is Pokemon Go. Let's crawl under the car. This is a great idea. The film is saying who's going to die, the girl or the dad. What's your guess, guys? It's going to be the girl. I kind of hope it's both. It's the girl. The dad's cool, remember? I guess the dad is covered by the fact that he's a wish, isn't he, technically? I don't know. I don't know how it works. Well, we know he's dead. Press all of the buttons. Like, buddy from hell. It's just a shot that went into her heart, okay? Everyone's dad, but I can't live him. Yeah, it is. That's correct. Yeah, it is. No, no, she's totally justified in doing that. A few years later, he opened up a very successful car dealership in Jersey. He lost his best friend. That's got to be a joke. He wins the lottery, marries his high school sweetheart, and has two daughters. A perfect life. Yeah. Until people around him start dying off. You know what's weird? What's weird? What's left of his estate is only a few blocks away from your house, Claire. And that's where we found the box. It's the Yawgway claims the soul. I'm glad you told me this. Why did the Yawgway... Why did it have to break through the door? Do you think the Yawgway box is like the mimics in Dark Souls? It's just grows arms and legs and then eats them. Claire? Look, Dave, Claire, and you can't just wish that away. You can't take that back. I probably can, actually. Yeah, why doesn't she just wish it back? I wish I never met you. He stalks her. She wakes up. What are you doing here? Do I have any drugs? What the fuck? You need to leave. The way they just cut my... Oh yeah, I guess the cops showed up and the ambulance showed up. What do you mean? Just not even gonna address this fact. Well, what now? What would I do? You move on with your life? It's easy to say, right? All right then. No, it's easy to push. Did you know that statistically most people live their lives without a magic wish in Chinese death box? Is she still harping on about the fact that she's not going to be special if she gets rid of the box that kills people? They were about to kiss. They were about to kiss, which is weird. That was really forced. What is happening? So the box is gone. But she didn't get rid of it. We don't know why. And he's saying, well, you know, being gone is not so bad and now I really wish it's gonna get better. No, it's crazy, Uncle August. Okay, then just go back to normal and you're a wiser, better person. Did she tell anybody about the dead neighbor? I don't know if the rot is better. No, it's the wrong side of her head. Unless he took a picture of the reflection on the mirror, which makes no sense because she's standing right there and looking at him and nodding at the mirror. Oh, she stole it. There you go. To marry him. Go, go, go! No, look! Oh, he's just there. How you thought she would? What is wrong with you? She's stuck on the stairs. I mean, you don't even know. They just, they were fighting and one of them fell. Yeah, did you not? You can't control it. It's controlling you. Go away! Okay, I have two wishes left. If you do not go away, I will use one on you and I swear I'll use it on you. She just threatened your life. Take the box away. You can't keep running from this. She literally just ran away from you. I really like the dialogue as well. She said, I will use it on you and I swear I will use it on you. Like, did they, did they? Okay. Was that a bad take? I wish my mother never committed suicide. Oh. All right, so now we can do time travel. But yeah, I'm confused as to the rules. It's like you left it so the wishes are all done, but you still already have two left. Question box? Oh, look at, I'm so happy this. Oh, look, cool attitude. This is the most emotional moment ever. In cinema, probably. Probably in cinema. Oh, it's the box she threw away. Oh yeah, we knew that, but I mean... Wait, no. Of course she threw away the box. That's the point of the whole, like, film. Yeah, apparently we weren't supposed to know that yet. What? No, that's the point. You're supposed to know that. Like when the dad found it, my immediate question was, wait, the mom put it in a bid, the bid ended up at that house, so that the dad found it. Oh, wait, yeah, someone's got to die for the mom now, right? No. This dude's really safe out of the hole. That's not... But that's not lethal. A chainsaw, you have... Like, it's really hard to kill someone with a chainsaw. It's severed, he's spinal cord, okay? I love that she's, like, angry at the box. It's like you do understand how the rules work at this point, right? Even the Chinese guy comes out of it, and he's like, seriously now, really? This is the sixth one. My final wish, I want to go back to the morning, my dad found you. The box is like, you remember the seventh wish means I kill you, right? Yeah, it's like, okay. Chinese guys like, you are very stupid. Like, it really doesn't cost me anything to put everything back in the bowl. Yeah, it's just going to be someone else now. I'm glad they didn't have to do anything to the set. They could just leave it around. Like, how... But we know she's going to die, that's the rules of the box. You made your seventh wish, she dies. Someone's going to die. Yeah, the Yao Guai gets the... Oh, right, yeah, she's dead for sure, actually. Yeah, she's fucking dead. Oh, look, the person we really care about. Ah, she's in her spot. Yeah. You wing still. Hey, man, hey, refresh, seven wishes. Imagine, like, your first wish was, I wish this box permanently has no effects that I don't intend. Okay, you're freaking me out right now. You're freaking me out, man. Freakin' me out. Freakin'. Just bury it. No shortcuts. Why don't... Do it your fucking self? Why don't you do it? She needs to not know where it is. I'm sorry. If a girl that you actually partially had a crush on once you said, please bury my backpack, wouldn't you be like, did you kill somebody? Yeah, like, this isn't right. Like, bury this where no one can ever find it, and then we'll talk. All right. No, you're going to tell me what this is about. You're making fun of him. I guess he's unpopular, too. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why did you die? How did you die? No, no, how did she die, though? I want to know how she died. She died by car crash, Jesus. Died by car crash. That guy who hit it was just like, oh, fuck. Oh, my God. How did anyone think this was actually a horror movie? This is so funny. Spirky. How did the people who made this think this was a horror movie? It's a... Oh, my God. Okay, we need to rewind and find out if that was the right side of the face. Right. Oh, you're right. Okay, so they got the face right according to where she actually has it, but the photo is wrong. The photo is very wrong. All you have to do is use the phone to take a picture of the actual actor and just show the fucking picture you took. How do you fuck that up? The mirror is correct. That's how it should be. They had to intentionally flip the picture horizontally in the editing settings. How do you do that? All you have to do is use the phone to take a picture of the actress and then just show the picture of the actress that you took. It's literally... How do you make it more complicated? Here is the photo he took never actually happened and in post they chopped out the photo of when she looked at the mirror and they put it into the girl's phone. But that's harder than just taking a picture with the phone. I fucked it up. How do you fuck up a picture? Unless they want us to be convinced that the phone flipped it for some reason. But why? No, we're Wikipediaing this bitch. Alright, second wish. Fifth wish is that she's popular. Right. But... No, no, no, no, no. I'm glad that someone had to die for that. Upon first off... Why... So... Claire's retarded. Yes. Everyone in this movie is. And it's not like a lovable retard or anything like that. Yeah, she's actually stupid. I wish for something crazy specific to happen to somebody and then the next day it happens. You know, by the way... In my mind, I'm going like, holy shit. This is... This is an insane coincidence. I wonder what the asian man did with the box. Did he start doing the wishes? I just don't... He wished for these insanely specific things to happen that are just statistically almost impossible. And then they all happen back to back to back and then terrible things happen back to back to back as a result. Now, I know... We watch movies. People watch movies. They read stories. They know stuff like this. Ooh, spooky. I'm thinking, holy shit. Now, I'm not a superstitious guy, but this is too coincidental to write off as nothing. And I'm instantly exploring what are the rules of this thing. And she just goes with it like nothing happened. Her relative dies and she goes on a fucking shopping spree. It's just a little odd. Yeah. The main thing was... They probably shouldn't have started with Rot because it's so specific. I'd be like, okay, the box works. Instead of being like, you know, oh, I wish this guy was interested in me and then the guy is sort of interested. You're like, oh, was that the box that did that? Or was that just coincidence? But you literally wished for his skin to rot overnight. Yeah. Something like Death Note the main character writes a name in the book and then was that just a coincidence? And he has to do it again before he's convinced of it. And when that happens, he goes into like hiding for like a week because he's so horrified by what he did. And then the rest of Death Note happens. But yeah, I mean, that was at least a remotely realistic kind of response. You know what the box does to people. You know what it did to you. It ruined your life essentially. So you give it to someone you care about. He won't read it. It'll be fine. Honestly, that's probably the setup which important too, but they never got to make it because I don't think this movie was well received. And it's like, oh, I like you and I just kissed you. Take the thing that ruined my life. Like, why would you do that? She said, don't look at it and don't read it. You know, I hope that there was a theater out there where the instant she died, the entire place erupted with laughter. I really would like to assume that would happen. If I was a successful, like, really rich director writer, I would actually try and buy the rights to the IP just so I could make a sequel and try and make it funnier. But also, serious. Because, like, I remember first time watching it. The thing I remember the most was when she gets hit by the car. Being metal couldn't stop laughing. So fucking stupid. I can't believe they thought that would be taken seriously. I think I have a question. Why, what forced her to make The Last Wishes? This is the thing. The film was trying to say she was super desperate. You know, she's like she goes home and she puts something in there and she's like, okay, two more wishes. Two more wishes. I can wish for one. Okay. And then she goes, I wish mom was alive. And then you know, it's supposed to imply like she's desperate. That's why she totally did that. And then the last wish is to undo everything. The film being like, see, that makes sense. Someone would do that. But if you undo everything and you go back to before you found the box then you wouldn't have made the seven wishes. That's the problem. She should have asked I wish my mom never found you. Oh shit, I was laughing so much. I didn't realize the people who run her over with the fucking Yeah, the three people. Yeah. They're everywhere. Every time you go to the corner, it's them. It's a really small world. There's like invisible tethers that tie people who know each other to each other. Whenever you turn a corner, bam, you know this person in tag girl. When these people are filming films like this, did they know or do they just assume, no, this will look great in post. This will be great. This is the horror. Do they know or do they like this is so fucking stupid but I want my paycheck? Why don't, she the car's about to hit her, she goes, and then it just cuts to black. Dude, that shot is why it's so funny. It's like a cartoon where she sees it coming and the camera slowly zooms in on her. Her. Show the guy. Show the, show the angel guy going. The way that she flew in the air like the physics engine from Halo. That's not how it works. You don't lie. You don't fly like forwards and up. Like you'll either go roll over the windshield or you'll just, oof, and then land in front of the car when it stops. Oh my god. I got not laughing. I don't know what they were thinking. When he had to put that together was, do you think he was like, no, I'm going to sabotage this. That would be funny. Yeah, that's a wish upon. What do you guys think? Good movie? That's the movie of 2018. It's probably not the funniest movie to watch, but I just, I remember the kills being so badly done. The fucking guy in his bathtub. What? Oh no, the tap hit me in the face. Man, what a terrible movie.