 Introducing, Malaya. If you care less about attack speed and crit and more about cup size and hip measurements than have we got the myth for you. Malaya is a mall vampire class myth that does her best space invader's impression to shimmy her sexy ass up walls. Malaya's first ability, razor claws, lets you apply a bleed to your target while bitch slapping them with your giant ass hellboy hands. You know what they say about a girl with big hands, right? I mean she's got a huuuuge vagina. Uh, yeah, I don't know if that's a good thing. Malaya's oh shit button is her E. Retro Abution gives you a shield that allows you to completely block an ability and negate crowd control. Great for outplays, but even better for soaking tower shots after you dive somebody for the fifth time in an attempt to make them rage quit the game. Crimson Dash allows Malaya to make use of her spring-loaded stilettos to dash forward. This inexplicably also works mid-air, which makes you kind of wonder where the propulsion is coming from. Oh you thought I was above fart jokes? That ass don't look so yummy now, does it? Her special ability, Hunter the Dashi, pulls up a trivial pursuit cheese wheel of death where the question is always who's about to die? When the answer is you, you'll get a mark of your head that will make you crave the comfort of your tower and a monster energy drink. Malaya's ultimate, Undying Garnet, makes her completely immune to death for a few seconds while also increasing her life-steal. If that motherfucker you tower dove for the first 20 minutes of the match didn't quit already then watching you survive their assaults while it literally won HP will almost certainly make them uninstall. Or at least send a bug report in about how Malaya isn't taking damage. Malaya is a dynamic 1v1 master with enormous outplay capabilities, but you can counter her the same way you counter any other myth in ethereal, by chokeslamming that bitch with a run. Play Richmond's Dream Girl in ethereal today. Play the only myth with animated hips in ethereal today. Play the game for a solid 30 minutes before you realize you can climb shit on Malaya today. Man goooo. Special shout out to channel members Foolish Blood Hunter Jelly Knees Meow makes for men's stunt, ferrith and raven.