 Some of them Dragon Ball Z villains look so damn goofy, like, what the hell was this? My man, she looked like a pine cone. CACNIA had ass. I don't even remember what this villain was even famous for. Famous, excuse me. Famous is an overstatement, wasn't he like one of Frieza's goons or something? Looking at this character makes me want to take some scissors and just snip all the needles off. Like, I wonder what those spikes are made out of, if it's like hair or flesh? For all we know, this could be what Chewbacca looks like in the DBZ universe. Actually, nah, we've seen actual fur before, so never mind, just scratch that idea. Yeah, scratch that idea like Akira Toyama should've scratched this idea. Looks like a pink porcupine that just sneezed. Raditz. Raditz, come on my boy, what's with this rock star here? You ain't rockin' nothin'? Only thing gettin' rocked is that life essence, yeah, yeah, life force fadein' away in the wind straight to the pits of hell. My boys took you out old school style. Man, Raditz came up into the function with this, life is a highway, this life is a highway cut. Meanwhile, we know you ain't pullin' any baddies. We can tell just based off them sending you to Earth, you know, this measly weak-ass planet. We know that you got zero rizz, man, zero, zero wetness, boy. Tried to show up for the fight and then got bitched by someone grabbing your tail. Let's actually talk about this tail for a second. First of all, ew, nigga, you're still a monkey, cut that shit off. If sands were Jewish, their tails would be like the equivalent of foreskin, yeah. Let me see that cheese, boy, would you hide in back there, huh? All right, who told these pieces of bubblegum they were allowed into the party, huh? Superboo looks like skinny tall Kirby and Majin Boo looks like Kirby that ate the Michelin, man. Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants with shonen powers head eyes. One of y'all looks like a troll that collects a bridge tax, another looks like something off of Predator. This weird nigga bird over here, his whole thing was that I don't know if it was him or like his entire race was like one of the fastest in the universe, I see it now. Man said fuck lookin' pretty, I gotta level up. Every scale and slime evolved on this pitiful soul just to get an inch more of agility. All that just to be the pre-show to Goku fighting the purple midget. I respect the grind, but you still got slumped. Cell, stop it, stop it, you already sauce for them Cell Juniors. We saw you birth through shits from out your shoulder blade anus, what even is this nigga? He's like a mutated fly or beetle, I wonder if every now and then he makes that annoying ass buzz noise whenever he flies, like it's something he's self-conscious about and tries to hide, maybe he could have actually beaten Goku if he didn't reserve 20 of his power, didn't that sound like a gross insect?