 If you were running for president, what would your slogan be? Oh my god. That's a good one. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's, oh my god. I'd vote. Better walk faster, he's catching up to you. Asking stupid questions, Jordan on Sproul. Hey, can I ask you a question? Hi, it's Jordan for CalTV Entertainment and it's election season here at UC Berkeley. Which means everyone's gonna have the same profile picture on Facebook. There will be even more people on Sproul. Freshman Floormate's cousin sister's aunt's dog's friend Beyonce will be asking you for your support for their candidacy. So today, I'm here on Sproul with ASUC Senator Juniper Angelica to see if I have what it takes to be a politician. Are you registered to vote in the next ASUC election? Nope. I've been registered since I turned 18. In the ASUC election? I don't know. I paid, Joe. Wait a minute, there's some registered. What? This ain't the official stuff. No, definitely not. Why not? Because I asked, oh, how do I sign up and someone told me, oh, there'll be a link. And I don't know what that means because there's lots of links on the internet. Just click them all. Every link you'll get straight to the ASUC. Are you registered to vote in the next ASUC election? I am, but I think every student is just by enrolling at Cal, you're registered to vote. Who do you think has done more work this year, ASUC or student government? I don't know what each one has done. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. Student government. Yes. Yes, come on, student government. Definitely the ASUC. Why? I won the funding. I never really see student government around. What? They did the same thing. They did the same thing. Has Trump or a cheetah been more effective? I don't know. What's your biggest beef with Berkeley? Classes. Made terms. Classes and midterms? Yes. All right. Get on that Berkeley. No more classes. No more midterms. So what's the best way to avoid sprout during election? You know, just kind of like avoid the birth at all costs. You run into things like this. You're not doing a very good job then. Don't walk on it. I go around. Hop right over it. So you exercise? Yeah, to avoid all the people trying to get my vote. Keep your vote. Protect that shit. No, you go through barrels. You cut through there and you pass by the Fane Lou Hamer Black Resource Center. Shameless plugs. Shameless plugs. So what is the most desperate thing someone has told you to get your vote? Oh, that's shade. I can't. There's some like irrepeatable things that I've been said. I would say frat parties that are not to be spoken. I don't know. They just asked to meet me one time and then like talk to them for a bit and that was like it. What was more uncomfortable? That meeting or getting converted to Christianity here on Sprout? Yeah. The meeting was okay. Your voice went real high and that's what happens when people lie. The meeting was okay. Who do you think is more famous? Her. Or me? Her. Boom, boom, boom. Okay. Answer? I'm gonna go with you. I'm gonna go with bye. Jordan from Sprout. Yeah. Juniper Angelica. I'm gonna have to say thank you for your time and please leave. I have to say Jordan. I'm sorry. Correct. There's no reason to be sorry when you're right. You have your own show. Publicity. It sounds like I have my own show. It kind of looks like it because you're on it. Not anymore. Bye.