 What is good boys? In my efforts to scam the IRS, I will be wearing every single jersey in my collection today Shea Gilgis Alexander big W crispy white jersey shows you just how tan and jacked. I am God I have to stop doing drugs Season 3 episode something you can count. I don't need to today. It's a magical day Despite a three and three record my spidey senses are tingling Because I know that I'm gonna get another two wins today. I got two wins on the last episode Not only that, but I got two rage quits on the last episode, huh? And we build the fucking squad invincible mellow MJ bronze shack David Robinson and the bench with turkey glue shooter in the building old plumber Lana Rhodes husband and this fucking Romanian guy That's a hell of a bench right there and this is wheel a 2k baby So I'll pull in the cheat sheet so you can get acclimated three and three right now My goals go undefeated and take one of you on a thousand dollar shopping spree now That would be a good time, but in order to do that. I got to win every single game. So let's start there It all starts with the wheel spin. We're either gonna grab a Supergood center or a very solid death player Spin amethyst, but they get pack-a-punched if I get five rebounds I think I honestly have decided on who I want now the end game best case scenario for me This is who I want to be my starting center. I want Kareem Abdul Jabbar It's honestly a nice contrast with Shaq because Shaq is 325 pounds a little bit slower Kareem moves fast But both of them are over seven foot. So I want Kareem. So this is amethyst Kareem here He's still seven foot two. Oh, but it's a it's a problem I want to win the game. Am I really gonna start amethyst Kareem I'm gonna put amethyst Kareem as my 12th man And if this game starts out solid and we're looking like we can do some damage I'm gonna bring in Kareem and I'm just gonna let him get easy boards easy boards, but doing if it's a really good game I can't risk bringing in an amethyst when I've got David Robinson and big Georgie So what the wheel spin really says is amethyst pack-a-punch if they get five rebounds I kind of breeze over that sometimes but pack-a-punch is like in Call of Duty Nazi zombies When you take your shitty gun and you put it in the pack-a-punch machine And it spits out a super good version of the same gun. So I put in my shitty Kareem But if he gets five boards I get to pull out invincible Kareem. You gotta remember I made up all these rules in my brain Okay, there's no cheat sheet for this regardless. I love the wheel spin We have an opportunity right now to have a full five-man invincible lineup. All right boys the challenge wheel is well Dude, I've knocked it out last two times, but the packs didn't get me anything. Oh This one ten players need two points on its lineup Jalen Brown the job Iran I have on the bench Dreymond Randall demarcus cousins I am so sorry, bro But if you seriously think you're gonna stick Julius Randall's little ass in a power forward and you're gonna beat me You're out of your fucking mind. I'm straight up out of bringing Kareem right now John Iran goes up gets the foul. I'm gonna get invisible Kareem right here right now John bricks the first free throw job. I thought you were a shooter Ooh Jordan mini. I'm gonna be honest. Oh Kareem Kareem already's got a board and it was an offensive board. Oh, he comes off brawn big mistake, buddy Big boy. Oh shit shit shit shit shit. Oh as much as I'm tempted to like complicate this There's no point out to Jordan Bring in the screen ignoring it drill it in with Jordan Don't hit that shot. Fuck. Come on. Don't you dare Lamello. Don't you dare do that Guaranteed bucket almost I Completely lied. It's not at all guaranteed But you know what that is that's two rebounds for Kareem by God these invincible carts are just stupid Shaq puts up a three drills. Yo, but he steps back with Marant return to sender post up Sorry, it's a bucket Get in the paint. Oh, that's a big mismatch Good move Good dish He's playing real good basketball though deep-ass non-greened Chris Paul three. All right third quarter. I'm not doing a single challenge I'm balling the fuck out David Robinson easy. No challenge. I'm not concerned with my challenge right now Concerned about winning this game. Mikhail bridge is up top Jordan on him Shoot that That's fine dish to Jordan cross left into Robinson pump fake back out to Jordan Running on a clock here. Oh up top Jordan got him. Oh Really good contest I should pass that Wide open to he hits it. That's what we want. No way We'll get it anyway Get it anyway, David Robinson. Are you kidding me? David Robinson. Oh, he does get it. They've got them was fighting for that bucket. Keep it simple Jordan Keep it simple for me, baby. Did I got Jordan's release down? I might be shooting 80% on Jordan's career. All right, Mello. Let's get up on this Good defense. Good defense. Oh boogie got it back. No, that's so unlucky. Okay, dude. John Marin is a brick today Thank you, Mello. I love you slightly early. Fuck. Oh Super early Transition take foul. Nobody scored in like a minute. There's nobody has scored now. He has it's been patient here Let's just make a very good play. Yeah Wait for big Georgie and I know his free throws, baby. I know his free throws. Oh, and I need two points. I gotta hit this. Oh Good defense Blake Griffin bucket Two points for Blake for getting that challenge done only got one with big Georgie But I have no doubt he'll be able to score a bucket when he needs it. Stay up. Stay up. Stay up He's gonna dish On 27 27 he's got a nice easy pull-up jumper down by two. It's gonna be a really good game I'm just I'm honestly just missing all my open shots. If I start hitting my open shots, I'll be winning no issue I'll bring in Karim right now I'll show you how to use job 360 layup. Do you see that glitch on that free throw? No wonder he couldn't make those the bar like completely glitch So two boards for Karim. We need three more here in the second half There's a shot that I am perfectly okay with I don't know how to shoot but I Wanted to shoot that with MPJ, but I just I don't know what he can do Blake Griffin a Blake free throw. Oh, these are so hard to shoot. They're so late. Yes, that's what I need the meter I need it for Blake Griffin bad. His are fucking whack They're so black who does that roll? That is fine We will take that jaw goes the line bring the starters in he's three for six from the line So it's nice. We guys start going off of the starters games. I can't let him start to get it like a serious lead Here we go. Shaq Here we go Shaq Look at the hands. Yes. Yes. Yes 35 to 34 darn it Got a gold tending. I think that was going in anyway. So whatever go up Jordan on Chris Paul easy God it took everything, but we finally take the lead Now we just got to hold it boys Now we just hold it get out there. Don't follow line, but it's 40 to 40 because he drilled a three last time He he loses the ball Robinson's got it two-point lead right here boys One he does a step back three. Hey, I'm CP3 and we finally secure a lead up by two heading into the fourth quarter Holy shit, dude, I gotta give so much props to my opponent. I know this game's not over But I've got the invincible lineup He's got more like a budget squad and this guy can play. I'm gonna float up high fake it Get that shit out of here. Oh Damn that is so unlucky. That was such good defense. I just bullied him. Oh, but it gives me a freebie with Shaq All right, it works for me Get that shit out of here. No, why would you computer David Robinson? Goes ahead and does that and he's got the lead All right free buck with Shaq excellent inbound play a good work. Lamello Get over there Shaq Goes up with the layup. Let's go Shaq finally comes down with it. He's got his takeover activated. I straight up. I have no clue what that takeover is Oh out to Lamello horrible pass Nobody. Oh my god. Why why is he wide open for three who came off their man? into Shaq Holy shit Swatted like crazy. I have 1.6 to get a shot up now Just putting up some trash shot there with Jordan whatever I could get it's not looking good I'm gonna have to do something Something real nice here What do you know another block and another fucking offensive rebound dream on green for three bricks hit Injuries in my team Unfucking believable I'm just shooting some whack-ass shot. What does it matter, bro? John Marano board on David rock. Oh my god Yeah, he just scored that. Oh my god. Yeah, this game's over and one with Turcaloo Well, you know what that might actually just gotten my challenge That's too for Turcaloo the thing about Kareem is we didn't get the five rebounds But we didn't win the game. So it actually it actually does not matter that I've never fucking seen that on a critical possession Lamello gets hurt. I can't call a timeout. So I just have to sit there while he drills a three with nobody on him Okay, so Shaq with 19 2 3 4 5 6 7 Ooh, I only have seven players right now. Ja has one George has one Bernard King has zero and there's only 22.2 seconds It's not it's not really possible, but I'll try Michael Porter just gets to the line. Yeah, if I hit both of these he's got to but I don't know his free throw Okay, that's a beautiful free throw to it again Mmm, so now I have one point with three players apiece Round up to MPJ MPJ I'll slam at home. There's a good start It was funny. This is a three-point game. I'm talking about my challenge wheel this game is winnable What if he bricks both of those? Oh, that'd be funny Drills it drills it. Where's Bernard King? Ja with a windmill. I'm at four point seven If I get Georgie a bucket here, I complete my challenge. Dude. I'm so deflated that was so Frustrating no way you brick another one of these. Don't you dare. Let me take you into overtime, bro. Oh My god, no fucking way I'm not even paying attention and I could actually take this game into overtime Okay, so I can't bring in Lamello because he's injured because that that makes a whole lot of fucking sense let's bring in Jordan Shaq and I'm bringing it. I'm keeping a big Georgie my best three-point shooter for me. It's probably Jordan I just got to put up a great shot Wow Great defense. I thought that might be a three-point shooting foul I should have just gone to Georgie and gotten my challenge wheel I didn't shoot the three ball very well LeBron's were all open 0 for 3 Her clues were all open 0 for 3 Jordan was 2 for 3 1 for 1 Shaq and wow man I really thought I was gonna go 6 oh look at this man. Look at this. What the fuck? This should be my fucking thumbnail. This ought to be my thumbnail right here. There's your thumbnail ladies and gentlemen There's your fucking ball game. Here's the good news Our wheel spin was gonna give us invincible Kareem if we could pull it off. We didn't even win Now, of course, Lamello is injured. So I need to heal his injury did Ronnie 2k. You're just such a pussy Ronnie 2k I hope I see you. Oh, bro. Every time one of my my team players get injured I hope Ronnie 2k gets slapped in the fucking face, bro I hope he gets chlamydia. Although honestly as I look at this lineup I don't really have any excuse to lose but it's not to his lineup. So that just means I have to get Gooder it's that simple. All right, boys. We just got to shake that one off. There's nothing we can do about it now All right, our wheels fit for game 2 See we got five store packs one player I'm gonna open five glorious packs, but I can only take one player out of all five I think I've gotten this been before so you guys should be familiar with this 20% chance at a dark matter Which means in five packs I should get at least one dark matter We move into and amethyst ball George next up is a diamond Kyrie Irving while we're moving up the ladder I would like a dark matter pack four of five. I really don't want to choose Kyrie Irving 20% chance at a dark matter My ass no dark matter. Unless I get it on the five of five. That's the only way All right, Ronnie 2k. I might take your slap bag. It just depends on what this player is We've got a dark matter Eastern Conference point guard number 17 from the Knicks. Who is this? Yo to all my Asian viewers, there's pretty much only two Asians in the league It's Jeremy Lynn and y'all so that's Asian privilege for you right there, baby Jeremy Lynn He's probably not better than Turquilu, but I don't care I'm putting him in for Turquilu and I haven't really used Bernard King at all So I'll just put Turquilu in where Bernard King is and Bernard King can be my 12th man Yeah, Lynn Sanity with that 95 driving dunk. I want to go off with Lynn Sanity man All right boys our challenge wheel of course, we did not clutch up last episode. I had nine players with two I needed ten everything was just so close yet so far challenge is 20 assists on the game don't pretty simple We just add up our total assist numbers at the end when I throw the ball the shack and then back down for five seconds Then pump fake then shoot then score I don't get any assists and when I walk the ball up the court and try and dunk or shoot a three I don't get an assist either so we've got to facilitate the ball if we want to win this challenge Eve Smith, Jamarant, LeBron, Gilmore and Yolkich Badly need a bounce back game here start with the tip Over to LeBron and we need we need the assist. Yeah Here's how we'll get the assist. We'll play a little. Oh. Oh Cross court. That's why we learned I come passing You fraud dude. I'm not losing another game to this fucking Jamarant I'll tell you that right now He puts up a brick. That's what I love to see. Okay. Well somehow Jamarant ended up on check pump fake And that's an assist if it goes in. Oh Okay, but we got the ball David Robbins through the great board pump fake Jordan. That's an assist The a wise Michael Jordan my Steph Curry, but LeBron James is a brick shit He drills a three as well eight to three. I got to keep getting assists though Every book. It's got to be an assist. Let's get a screen from David Robinson. Oh down to David Robinson. Oh shit back into him John him John keeps finding himself in the post. He really wants to play through his LeBron. Oh, that's a good three Steve Smith drills one I'm gonna take the points if they're there Jordan to the free throw line. We like his free throw nice and easy No assists there, but Jordan with eight Pure score right now get up on him run. Oh Yolkich is open LeBron with the steal. Yeah, Shaq on job Who's on Gilmore LeBron? Yeah, so I don't admit it, but you pricks it go Shaq Shaq Shaq Shaq Shaq Shaq Shaq Shit, I have to stop doing that. I do that so often. Is there any way to law pass? He might dish up high. Yep. No threes. Oh Yolkich with a crazy board and that gives him another attempt at a three this time It's wide open wait for Shaq to get in good position this time. Let's go. That's what I was trying to do before That's fine by me make him earn it John Moran. It's got such a whack free throw. I think he'll brick at least one. I Said he brick one he bricked one Go up. Oh, let's get it assist from Braun 18 to 12. It's a clean quarter. Come on No, no, he's on the ground. That's bad That's good defense. Yep. Yep. Yep Let's go 18 to 12 playing good basketball right now. Go be jeep. Go be jeep. Oh, I thought I stole that Sin, I see big Georgie. Keep going big Georgie. I see you big Georgie Pump fake get him jumping. Is it an assist? Oh, it did it wasn't assist hand up hand up hand up hand up Sorry mark eating not today big Georgie's got Jaylin Brown on him the clamps the clamps the clamps The clamps I will never speak again cross cross BG Bucket go ahead and shoot that three. You'll break that shit. Oh bad pass shit shit Get you an assist Jeremy Lynn Yeah, let's just get you a bucket Jeremy Lynn I like that jumper who Asian persuasion where the Venus skyhooks for a reason, baby. Oh Shit, he drills the three wait a minute. That's a four-point ball game. Oh not again Dude, why is why is he the most wide open transition threes all of a sudden it's a one-point game It's just a ten-point game Big Georgie powers in and gets it to go big Georgie you dirty dog Make him shoot a tough shot Jeremy Lynn Galaxy brain double team. Why would you let him get the fuck out of here? Big Georgie Big bucket. Oh a little mini from Yokochi bricks it and gets the offensive board that is That is unlucky Good day. No, I jumped at the perfect time break these yokich. Make me happy. Thank you. Hello How the fuck act two ball? I sure shot the three when he first had it I don't know why Shaq space so far. I was trying to get it to him under the hoop pulls a three and Derills it he takes the lead Little post spin. Wow, really Jamerant just got swatted into the fucking hoop. I can't make this up All right LeBron to the line. Let's get some points on the board 32 to 33 Okay, why doesn't everyone just clear out and give him a free dunk Jamerit ended up on Shaq 35 to 34. We need to stop boys. We need to stop. We got to retake this lead great defense so far Great defense so far I just let him get three Two more free throws for LeBron things are getting out of hand here. I had a 10-point lead at one point I'm money with the LeBron free throw though 38 to 42. It continues to slip away One out to Jordan for a three Followed with point two. That's how you throw me a bone right there Jordan Butter butter for two butter for three talk to me. Holy shit, dude I need to win a close game god damn it this season, bro I had that game winner that got taken away by his game winner. I lost we have to we just got to do it right now boys After so long, that's fine. We really like a shot like that actually come on Shaq. Let's go make a play Gets it up court to jaw Come on Get that shit on it. He's gonna be at the three-point line. He ended up coming inside for a two That was ugly right there We could have gotten a lot better of a possession out of that artist Gilmore. That's Whoa, I thought that was a SWAT for sure LeBron three Robinson I Should have hit him. Oh, but I do have Shaq. Oh No, somebody's wide open He bricked it Yo kids gets the board the gold penning doesn't matter Big George you almost went for the end one But I got him jumping the big Georgie free throw is too pure you dog He a brick the next one though that one was 30. Oh, wow Why did you just get your takeovers exactly? Come on big Georgie? Come on big Georgie Holy shit just got swatted to fucking The other side of the earth, but Shaq's gonna be big 52 to 52. That's a very good post move. Oh No Jordan, I know I can shoot 22 Has to be our best shot Big Georgie on John Moran s minute big Georgie. Come on down big Georgie. He's off-balling. He's not even looking at this Big Georgie's got the message 55. He can have the two with artist Gilmore if he wants it He's using too much clock. He's using way too much clock. I Knew you were gonna do that. Who's got the board? He's got the board as well Our challenge. It was 20 assists on the game. Let's take a look at the stats number one His LeBron had 22 just six for ten from three. So it's definitely just me dude. So one two six six plus eight fourteen seventeen eighteen nine. I am one assist short one two five thirteen seventeen eighteen nineteen. Oh my god, dude if I had hit one more shot like if I'd hit a three with Bron I would add So glorious Jeremy Lynn will stay on the squad He had a nice MIDI nice mid-range jumper and a couple of assists There are four and four the next two games We call the NBA playoffs because they're super important and the final two games We call the NBA finals because they're really really important, but all right boys. That's it for today. I love you guys Thank you for watching as always. I'll see in the next video. Peace