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Published on Apr 19, 2009
Rolf Harris sings Football Crazy a song written by Glaswegian James Curran, I think there are a few sung versions including one by Hall & MacGregor. Once again this is a song I remember from Saturday morning radio
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have no idea who wrote the lyrics as they get altered from version to version
Now youll all know my wee brother His name is Jock McGraw He's lately joined a football club For he's mad aboot football. And hes had three black eyes already And teeth lost teeth frae his gob, Since our Jock became a member o That terrible football club.
(Chorus) And tho he's football crazy, He's football mad, And the football it has robbed him o The wee bit sense he had, And it would take a dozen skivees His clothes to wash and scrub, Since our Jock became a member o That terrible football club.
Now the first match he took part in I could hear meself implore He had two half bricks for the goal posts And a tin can for the ball The Provost Guy he was there As was Lord and Lady Fair, And Jock ran out and kicked The tin can two miles in the air
In the middle of the field at Hampden Park the Captain says *MCGRAW would you kindly take This penalty kick or well never win at all* So he ran like mad and he kicked the ball And it went off like a cork And the ball went sailing over the stand Heading for New York
Now his wife says shell be leaving Thats if he doesna keep Right away from football kicking In the night-time in his sleep. When he calls her *Eric Cantona* And other things so droll Last night he kicked her out of bed And shouted *ITS A GOAL*!!!!!