Rolf Harris ::: Football Crazy (with lyrics)




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Published on Apr 19, 2009

Rolf Harris sings Football Crazy a song written by
Glaswegian James Curran, I think there are a few
sung versions including one by Hall & MacGregor.
Once again this is a song I remember from Saturday
morning radio

I have no idea who wrote the lyrics as
they get altered from version to version

Now youll all know my wee brother
His name is Jock McGraw
He's lately joined a football club
For he's mad aboot football.
And hes had three black eyes already
And teeth lost teeth frae his gob,
Since our Jock became a member o
That terrible football club.

And tho he's football crazy,
He's football mad,
And the football it has robbed him o
The wee bit sense he had,
And it would take a dozen skivees
His clothes to wash and scrub,
Since our Jock became a member o
That terrible football club.

Now the first match he took part in
I could hear meself implore
He had two half bricks for the goal posts
And a tin can for the ball
The Provost Guy he was there
As was Lord and Lady Fair,
And Jock ran out and kicked
The tin can two miles in the air


In the middle of the field at
Hampden Park the Captain says
*MCGRAW would you kindly take
This penalty kick or well never win at all*
So he ran like mad and he kicked the ball
And it went off like a cork
And the ball went sailing over the stand
Heading for New York


Now his wife says shell be leaving
Thats if he doesna keep
Right away from football kicking
In the night-time in his sleep.
When he calls her *Eric Cantona*
And other things so droll
Last night he kicked her out of bed
And shouted *ITS A GOAL*!!!!!



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