 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and get ready because you're about to get an overdose of cringe. We're gonna watch an Irish dating show. The thing to know about Irish TV is every show is cringe. Somehow everything is just, it just makes you go... Nobody wanted to get their hands on Jude's bowl, Seaman. Me included, by the way. I am involved in that. I will make you go... Ah, alright. Let's jump in. I apologize. I couldn't get this in better quality, by the way. I really, really tried, but Irish TV is just bad. It's not really available. Even the host, he's like... But in reality, you know, there was just silence. Oh, here come the girls. Okay, so the idea is they get... I don't know, a few dozen girls and they're all at a button and then, you know, they hit the button if they don't want the guy and if the guy doesn't want the girl, they go up and hit the button. It's gonna be incredibly awkward. Oh, that is music to my ears. Is it? It sounded like they were being held at gunpoint. You know, very particular about what goes... My saddle goes near and what I... Put between your legs. Yeah, okay, I like that. What? Don't talk about horse riding and then he just drops that in there. Oh, we're only three minutes in and I'm already overdosed on cringe. Okay, here comes the first man. This has got to surprise you. Don't forget to listen to the music. Our boys walk on to it because they chose those tunes themselves. And if you're ready, so am I. Let's bring on the boys. No, I lied to you. I have a little bit too much dignity to go on this show. Oh, God. Shout it at them. I like that. Don't talk to them. Talk at them. Oh, Jesus. He lost two already. Is that the way he talked? Is that it? Oh, God, I can just feel the like, what do I do with my hands? You can tell he doesn't know. I just... I don't know. Not for me. Sorry. No worries. It's the most Irish thing ever. It's like, ah, you're not for me. Ah, no bother. Linda, what do you think? Lights on? Ah, like he has his own leather jacket that'll work for the bike, so... Imagine that. It's like, what do you think? How about your compliments? Oh, yeah, it's a jacket. Oh, that would hurt. Carl, what will the girls think after they take a look at this? Oh, no, he's prepared something, a video. Carl will be very good with the ladies. Girlcats will believe. They're all going, oh, they're all going. They hated that picture. Yeah, he is no real shining out of that. You can believe him. Oh, no. His friends are trying to be like wingmen for him, and it's having the opposite effect. Oh, no. A cahill. This is a disaster. What are we going to do, cahill? It's really great. I've had the beer box protect in his head. I know it's tough in oxygen with the sun and all that. Oh, yeah, of course. You need protection. But, uh, it wasn't he and all the girls. Sun protection. Dirty. I liked it so I called him out. She was just like, oh, yeah, making a joke about that. He'd a box over his head, like a beer box. Like, oh, yeah, protection from the sun. He took it in a dirty way because of course that's his job. And then she hits him with the little laugh and everything. Well, obviously he's not getting enough ladies. He's appearing on Take Me Out. I'm never satisfied. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why would you say that? And it looks like good crack, is that? Good crack. All right, nice one. I should clarify that. Good crack means, like, good fun. Just so you're aware, they're not like, oh, he's a good crack. Because that sounds wrong. Go for a few drinks on phone and I'm out going. She doesn't like fun. Oh, no. Oh, this is getting so awkward. He has one laugh. I hate this and I love it at the same time. It's like a car crash. I can't look away. Probably because I'm in it. So he doesn't get a choice. It's just like everyone else left. So my process is elimination. They're dating now. He still can't figure out what to do with his hands and I'm kind of feeling the same now. I don't know what to do with my hands either. All right, they're going off in their days. So let's see what happens now. I don't know if we actually get to see the date. Sorry, I just reverted to jazz hands because I genuinely don't know what to do anymore. Wait, do we not get to see the date? They just went backstage and went next to a flower. This is literally just behind the curtain. Okay, so this is the summary of last week's episode. You know what I'll do? I'll go watch next week's episode and we'll get the result of the dates from this episode at the end. I think it's just given me some recovery time here. Yeah, it was just black screen for like 10 seconds. It's like just relax, breathe. You'll be okay. I'm from Kent in England but now living in Kilda. Oh, okay. Wait, that gets applause? Oh, hold on a second. I didn't realize it was that easy. Hello, I'm Kevin from Carc. Please clap. Everyone's gonna give out to me but I hate that song. You hate that song? Oh, it was the song? Okay, that's what she went down on. Now, I think I've mentioned before, I had a minister Jack Russell and his name was Jagger. He was named after that song. Jagger's gone. Oh, no. Dude, you picked a terrible song. I didn't walk him enough so I'm gonna escape away. What? Wait, hold on. I thought you were talking about the dog died. She was like, oh, my doggy was named Jagger and he had to go away. It's like, oh, the poor dog died. That might be traumatic. I don't know. Maybe it just spurred her to hit it but no. She's like, oh, I didn't walk the dog so I gave it away. You know, the song's called Moves Like Jagger. Maybe Maroon 5 we're trying to tell you. A feckin' move Jagger. Maybe take it for a walk. Right, he used to go off and get changed. Give it up for Daniel. Wait, he's to get changed? What? Did he soil himself? Why is he leaving? The other one didn't leave. He's brought his snowboard for some reason. I don't understand. Why are you all leaving? Leave him talk. No, I want to be bored and live forever. What was that? The whole scared like feedback is here. We don't know what to say. Just make some noises. Oh. Okay, maybe we have a match. No, dude. You two are meant to be. I got too invested in this. Oh, he's going to make his choice. He's got to pick one. Who's he going to pick? Look at that other girl defending. Like you're not pushing this button. You think you can get through me? God, this woman just came into replace the other woman. She's probably disappointed. She's like, I get to be on TV for a few weeks, but she immediately gets removed from the show. I mean, she's probably happy to find her forever partner. I mean, is what I meant to say. Lads, for your dates tonight, you're going somewhere that combines both worlds. That's pound world and carpet world. What? Shit! What? Oh, my God, this show. Oh, look at him. He's looking back. He's trying to get back on the show. Oh, no, we got another person who doesn't know what to do with their hands. And it's contagious. Aren't you feeling that way too? Or is it just me? Fair play to you. We're not feeling nervous. I'd be nervous out here in front of this. Not nervous at all. And then heavy breathing commences. It looks like he's gone and got jail and individually spiked up everyone in his place. And really small fee. What? Chancel, your light's on. He's just so cute. His face look really nice in my chest. What? All right. He doesn't know how to react. He's just like... I'm asking for a day one from an ordinary Irish man. Ah, but you say situation. Oh, no. All right, let me try it first. Hold on. Let me do it. Situation. Let's see. Situation. All right. You did it better. 23 lights still undone. Ladies, take a look at this. And if you want more of the same, stay in the game. Oh, no. He knows what's coming. He doesn't like it. What's coming? His little promo video. This is the trailer for his life. Okay. They don't like people who can run apparently. Just the ability of running. Women hate that. Time to go. I'm looking for it. What? They just cut him off. The time to go. I'm looking for is... I think I see him like a stair on his back. Is that tattoo? I don't want to know. Oh, boy. I can see me going home now. This guy. Oh, no. He's going to show his tattoo, folks. He's going to rip his mic off. What? What the hell tattoo is this? Is that a dragon? But there's nothing. Nothing wrong with that. It's just a bit... You know what? I won't even say anything. No. Ladies, protect that button. Look, it worked. He ran away. He was too afraid. But you're off on your date and everyone bent over backwards for this one. Okay, folks. We're onto our last one and then we'll get to see how the dates went. Okay. Something to make me laugh. Okay, a bit of crack. Yeah. Nice guy. They're all on about the crack. We've got a bit of a crack addiction here, I think. Oh, confidence stance. You've got that wide stance going on, you know? I'm going wider to assert dominance. This just makes me look like a child. My legs are all warped from the lens and it looks like I just skip the leg day every day of my life. What are you going to do for us? Oh, I'm going to do a quick magic trick with you. A magic trick? All right, okay. Oh, a magic trick. Oh, God. Where's my life? Can we turn on my life? Can you catch this? See what that is? Okay, the nine of hearts. There's a card. What's he going to do? Oh, I hope he eats the cards. That would be such a neat trick. Okay. Yeah. I hope this **** works. He's like, I just googled magic tricks last night. It's the same card! Oh, he did it! Yes! Magic! Ah, come on! It worked! He is a man of wizardry. What's the story? Lights out in that one? I don't know. I just thought it was a little bit boring. Like, I'm sorry. Yeah, a little noise. Oh, the magic trick didn't work for you. No, he went to my school. What? Yes! Really? Wait, hold on. Wait, timing-wise, you mean you went to the same school or like he's hanging around schools in general? Because that's really important. I actually have a really good magic trick that I perfected as well. It's called hide the sausage. What? What's that? Come on! That was awful! Honestly, I didn't even contest it. You should just turn to the camera and go, sexual innuendo. Defense! Defense! Come on! Defense! Oh, you dropped the ball. You were guarding the wrong button. Look at that defense! Oh, it didn't work. So many of them covering the button. All of my biggest fears is crisps. What? What? That's really freaking me out. You're sort of the audience rustling like, oof. I wonder what really freaks you out. All so crisps. Um, well, I'm actually allergic to crisps, so... Oh, my God! It's a match made in heaven! Well, I hate snakes, but I wouldn't mind yours. Will you stop it, you? You're saying these inappropriate stuff just because the audience claps every time anything sexual is said. Come on, crisp lady, please. Crisp lady, it has to be crisp lady, please. You'll get married, honestly. I can tell. Yes, crisp lady! Yes! I've never been so happy. How many puppies do you have? At the moment, none, but I have them on my spare time off college. You have them in your spare time? Well, okay. Connor, maybe you'll get to see your puppies. Will you stop it? Jesus Christ! Like, the weird thing about crisps, not many people have that as well, so... Most of the audience were like, oh, geez, they were just a lovely girl or a guy, you know? They were just my kind of person. He's like, the thing about crisps like it, it's a rarity. And I won't let that slip through the cracks. Fantastic matches all around, but it's got to be the final couple for me. They were my favourite by far. We got to check in with them. Oh, my God, if they didn't go well, I'm going to be heartbroken. No, you can still chat away. I'm quite comfortable with them, so no complaints. His first impression was spilling his drink all over himself. I was happy with how the night went. So I'll take her out again. It's got a word asked me out for a second date. Yeah, I don't see any reason to say no. There you go. Not the most passionate in date. Like, he was like, yeah, I guess I got a date. She's like, I wouldn't say no, I suppose. I feel so awful saying this, but I just don't think that we're going in the right the same direction. No! I'm not listening to you anymore. You broke his heart and in turn, you broke mine. Once he got chatting, he was easy to talk, and the conversation just seemed flowing. I enjoyed the chat. Oh, I started talking, and I thought, jeez, this little doll looks like she'll have a bit of a crack. No, no, no. I was looking forward to getting a drink with her and all, so we'll see how things went. So... Oh, and I'll translate that for you. No, I can't. All right, we'll move on. Look, that doesn't matter. I don't care about them anymore. I want to find out about Chris Copple. Come on. Get married. I definitely ask him to get married again, because she's a cracker. Yes, and she will? She will do it? If Conor starts me on another date, I think I'd say yes. Yes! They're going to get married and have five kids and live in the suburbs. Oh, wait, we can actually get a break down here. So red, the boy failed to get a date. Silver, the boy got a date, but the couple was unsuccessful. Gold, the boy got a date, and the couple was successful. Lots of golds here. I thought this would be a minority. No! I'm devastated. This must be wrong. This has got to be, like, incorrectly color-coded, because the rest of them apparently became couples, and I'm sure they were like, nah. This doesn't make any sense. Well, needless to say, I'm devastated, and gotta go eat some crisps and ice cream just to make myself feel better. I hope you enjoyed. Let me know if you want to see more Irish TV. I would be totally open to it. It's all just a cringe fest. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed. If you're new, subscribe, and I will see you tomorrow. Bye for now.