 Yep, Charlemagne, the guy Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiot in this bang bang. Yes, sir. How's it going, Walker? How are you, sir? I'm good, my boy. How are you? I'm blessed black and highly favored, man. Happy to be here, man. Yo, you really beat all the gay allegations, man. I think we need to give it up for Charlemagne, the guy. Yeah. They've been trying to put gay on it. For the level success that you've had, the way that you've affected the game, the way you've changed the game, the amount of money you brought in, the amount of times they tried to call you gay, do a wide shot so we could look at what's in the window, the amount of time that they try to call you gay, the fact that you've every single time smoothly evaded the gay. It's kind of remarkable. What happened? I got called a Butch Queen yesterday. Say what? I got called a Butch Queen yesterday. I mean. Two days ago. We're recording this on a Wednesday. I got called. When was that? What happened? Wednesday? Why did they call you a Butch Queen? That's funny. I guess they think I'm a Butch Queen. Put up the definition of Butch Queen. I had to Google it. You could be a Butch Queen. I get offended about things. I Google. No, but for real. Okay. Before I Google it, I make up my mind. Wait, what happened? Okay. I'm not like all of y'all that just let people in the comments, you know, tell you that you should be offended. I Google for myself. Wait, wait, wait. Tell me, tell me, what's going on? What am I missing? What am I missing? What? That feels like there's an inside joke. Oh, it's not. Butch Queen. What an argument right now. Butch Queen. Wait, are there girls upset about something? No. Butch Queen. Wait, what the girls get upset about? Now the girls are definitely fighting. Girls are fighting. Over what? Do you start something? I didn't. I guess. Maybe I did. I don't think I meant to. Al, can you remind us what he started? He's not sharing. He might. He might throw a little. You want me to read it? There's some big gas on it. Let me read. Let me read. Because I don't know if he wasn't going to. I'll read it. Hold on. I'm not. Please. I'm going to read the first. You need to chill out. You coming in here. How you not know? This is the Daily Mail. This is the Daily Mail. Charlemagne the God is slammed for fat phobia after branding plus size women. Big backs. Who are 34 men? Radio host Charlemagne the God has been accused of. Oh, we got the clip. Well, play the clip, Taylor. They probably edited it all crazy though to make it sound worse than what it is. Sooth all the big backs out there, man. The Big Back Brigade. I love you all, man. But what? Yeah, of course you love that. I don't even like them using that young woman's picture because I was not talking about that young woman. Or maybe I was talking about that young woman, but I did not know that young woman was big. Listen to play. Let's pray. See, you ain't even played a clip. You got to play it. You got to go to breakfast club. That's what I'm saying. They do this. Everybody does this. They take you out of context. What's out of context? No, go to breakfast club page. How do we get from people thinking you gay? Because this is where it's going. But you always beat the gay allegations. No, I don't. Because people think I'm gay. You don't beat allegations. You don't? No. Oh, no. Let me rephrase that. You beat allegations if you're accused of a crime and you're in a court of law. Oh, but if it's just internet father. If it's just the court of public opinion, you don't beat those because nobody cares about the truth when the lies are more entertaining. So true. And don't let it be some shit that I can get these jokes off with. Oh, talk to them. Come on. Talk to them. If it's some shit you can get these jokes off with for a few days. You let them go with it. Thanksgiving dinner, baby. Oh. Thanksgiving dinner. You have a great feast. And then for about four or five days, you're still eating that goddamn thing. Oh, that's a great way of handling the lies that the people online make up. Is you just lean in, act like they're true. And then you cut the rug out from under. You just don't give a fuck. Like, that's why I be really, I'm not even joking when I say this. This is how I know people ain't doing the work that they say they're doing. This is how I know people ain't doing all the therapy that they say they ain't doing. This is how I know people ain't doing the plant-based medicine that they say they're doing. This is how I know people ain't meditating. Why? Because they too bother. They too bother. There's nobody who can tell me about me. If I know something isn't true, I'm not about to sit around trying to convince you or anybody else. I ain't stressing nothing. Yeah, I feel that. You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes I be watching people and I'm looking at their reactions and I'm like, they stressing. There's a wound. They stressing. There's a wound. Somebody touched that wound. Somebody threw a little salt in that wound. They're triggered right now. What's triggering them? You can't trigger me. You've been in the game too long? It's not even that. It's a certain shit you take. You're not going to trigger me. Like you're not going to tell me that I'm gay. Charles, we need some AC. We need some AC in here. We need some water bottles. I'm going to tell you what my mouth said that. My brain was like, I ain't never sucked a dick. I ain't never got fucked in my ass ever. Never? No, not nobody who does it. But no, it hasn't been me. So, all right, let's play the clip. No, Taylor. That's the clip. Why didn't you just go to breakfast on Instagram? Because she don't pay for YouTube, so she got to wait for the ads to go. Taylor's all the time worst bringing shit up in history, I think. Taylor, you're doing everything but turning the volume up. Taylor, do you think you're all the time the worst at bringing... But it was a running clip. Yo. Yo. She almost called me. I know. I almost got it. You know the rules. If you call me it, I get to use it for three seconds. It's three second rule. Dad. You call white guy the n-word. She was triggered. She was triggered. No, but that's the good thing. This was like dumb. Okay, so Jessa Larry's is breaking down the story. What's the young lady's name, Taylor? Risa Tisa. Risa Tisa. She's going to be on Tamron Hall next week. She's breaking down the story about Risa Tisa. Pause it, Taylor. Who is Risa Tisa? Risa Tisa is a young woman who put up a 52-part TikTok and in the 52-part TikTok, she's basically saying how she got played by a guy. Right? Am I getting this right, Taylor? Yeah. Okay. So Jessa's explaining the story. She's big. I don't know nothing about this shit. She's big. The girl's big. Yeah, the press play. Jessa's telling the story. Yeah, but this one. There's a girl you're saying whose real name is Risa's Pieces. And she's fat. Is that what's her name? Risa Tisa. Risa's Tisa's. We're A2021. Well, good catch. Thank you, Miles. So keep in mind that this story is This is the girl talking. What? Yo, calling fat girls bigbacks is great. That's crazy, bro. He's been like everybody else. Okay, she said it herself. Hold on. Do we need to watch through this? Or can we discuss it? No, that's okay. Pause. Okay, so calling them bigbacks, why break that down? Because in front of a... You don't call people fat. So you've got to call them bigbacks. I thought it was almost like a term of endearment amongst us as a people. It's not like I'm saying like Bigbacks be... You know what I mean? Like no, I'm just like... Bigbacks. That sound like a whale. That sound like a whale. No. You got humpbacks. You got bigbacks. You got blue. No. You got killer. There's almost like back in the day when we would say somebody's big bone. Big bone. Exactly. Big back. Like you just imagine their bra cutting into their skin and the fat rolling over. Because that's what you used to say, right? You'd be like, yo, I'm not fat. I'm big bone. Yeah. Why would they lie about that? So I'm not going to say big bone. It's like... Y'all want us to say big bone? They never met... They never found one big bone in history. You know that, right? Dinosaurs. Not humans. So now you calling them dinosaurs, Charlotte? Yo, this guy's a real asshole, bro. Now I understand why these women are angry at you. Because you out here calling them dinosaurs. I can understand women being upset at this, but you have to know like... But can you understand Bigback Berontosaurus is being upset at it? By the way, nobody ever said... I give the match hell all the time. Mack is our guy. Mack is our... Mack works at Breakfast Club. Y'all know Big Mack is one of them. Big Mack? I do. I say Big Mack Attack. You know what I mean? No. We... First of all, Mack is a comedian. Oh, okay. And I love Mack. I want Mack to lose weight, actually, because I want... I care about him. You know what I'm saying? We were just talking about... I told Mack I'll pay for his surgery. What happened? No, we were just talking about... What surgery? Whatever he could do. I always... Mack was our intern in 2012, 2013. And then this 2024, we were working with us at Breakfast Club as a producer and writer and stuff like that. And so I'm like, y'all love him. I want to see him lose weight. But here's my thing. Nobody ever says anything when you make jokes about him. You know what I mean? Oh, so you can make fun of... Wait, are you trying to say there's a double standard where you can make fun of men but you can't make fun of women? It's definitely a double standard. Is that what you're trying to say right now? I get it, though. I mean, listen, I'm not going to sit here and act like I don't understand. I'm going to always be, you know, cognizant of people's feelings. You think women are more sensitive to being fat fucks than men? I think it's equal. I think it's equal. You think, oh, the sensitivity is equal, but men just got to put up with it. Where's women they can complain and they can call you men? It's not true. Like you said, Big Mac is a comedian. Okay, what's going on? Yeah, I feel like if Big Mac wasn't a comedian, I feel like he would hurt his feelings. You think so? Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm going to be honest with you. And also, him being a comedian doesn't mean you're not hurting his feelings. That's true. You think I'm hurting Mac's feelings? I think deep down, don't they say that comedians have dark... Humor? God damn you. What? What? I didn't hear what he said. I don't want to hurt nobody's feelings. That's never my intention, but man. Man, shut up. Big Mac? I know. That's such a lie. Bullshit. I'm not talking about Big Mac, necessarily. Listen. You do like to hurt people's feelings. No, I don't. Yes, you do. And you like when people's feelings get hurt. No, I don't. Because there's a lot of people who deserve the unhealed parts of me, but they will not get it. You're not going to get it? No. You say you still got unhealed parts? Of course. You don't... You don't... I don't think healing is a thing that ever really, truly happens. Oh, okay. Because you always got... I think we all learn to deal with our triggers better because we know why we're triggered. Like, for example... We don't heal, we cope. If you mad at me for saying Big Mac... Guess getting her back. Get a little her back. Un-big your back. But I'm saying, but that's the thing. Like that... Stop. Un-big your back? No, but that's the thing. Is that what you just said? But that's the trigger. The trigger is... You probably know you need to lose some weight. Un-big your back, he just said, Taylor. He said this way before anything. Wait before I've been saying this. This is a no. Really? We've been saying un-big your back for at least two years. Your Big-Big-Back Brigade. Like, we've been saying... I'm like, what is going on? Maybe they didn't hear because they were chewing. Yo, shit. Chips are loud, bro. You ever chew chips? You ever chew, like, a Fritos or something like that? Them shits are loud. It's hard to hear the radio when you're chewing them chips. Now, also, by the way, this was like last Monday... This is a real jerk, huh? This was like last Monday or Tuesday when I made these comments, right? Yeah. So, for whatever reason, they go by our yesterday. She goes, now see the God and just a lot. That's not it, Taylor. No, it's okay. It's all time. That's the first one. No, you gotta go back to the original one. Mount Rushmore of pulling shit up and it's bad. It's right. It's Mount Rushmore. It's Mount Rushmore. She's a Mount Rushmore. Man, you gotta go to her Big Back tweet. Big Back's brigade. You called it a brigade? I didn't call her. I didn't call any one person. I said the Big Back brigade. How do you rein in the Big Back buffaloes? I didn't say that either. How do you control them? What? How do you control them? But you were saying you were talking about different types of Big Back and Big Back is not always back. No, but yes, I was just saying, like, just because you got a Big Back doesn't mean you fat. Yeah. That's true. You know what I'm saying? It's a lot of Big Back girls that are skinny. There is. There is. Them skinny diesel lab girls. Yup. With the big back like Ninja Turtles with the skinny legs. Hell yeah. Yeah, a little cake pop looking ass. Jesus. T.S. Madison said hashtag Big Back people, including me. Y'all letting Charlemagne get away with that or as we cave in his face, let me know. Now I saw this and I laughed. I was like, because I could tell us a joke, Big Back people, including me. Yeah. So I'm like, okay. But caving in his face, are they going to sit on it? Now, see, let's talk about that. Now. Oh, that was good. When I saw it, I was just like, damn, like, damn, that's violent. You know what I mean? But I didn't, it's not my tripping off and I ain't thinking nothing of it. But Jess Alaris didn't like that. Jess Alaris was like, if you were to say that about the transgender community. It would be an act of violence. That's what I'm saying. So it was just about... But you have a sense of humor about this. Well, I didn't know what caved the face in me. I took it, I was like, dance. You want it? Like, she's joking, right? Yeah. But then somebody on social media told me, no, that's when a Big Back girl sits on your face. I don't know. This is true. That was actually what... I don't know is what I'm trying to, I don't know if this is true or not. That's what I was told, you know, from people on social media. But then I heard T.F. Madison say, no, that's when you verbally caved in somebody's face. But I think what we all need to understand, all of us, me included, is words do matter. So my intention, when I say Big Back, may not be to insult fat people. What are you, what is your intention? It's a descriptor. You're just describing the way that their backs look. You want me to say, she sound fat. Now take our fucked up death. She sound fat, and she's fat. Yeah. Like, no. You know what I'm saying? So it's like a metaphorically challenged or something. One of our Big Back listeners called us this morning and she said, how about luxury size? That's what she said. She said, how about, how about call us luxury size? Why? I'd rather call you your name, okay? That's true. If you know their names, you can call them by their names. That's right. If you don't know their names, what is an object you can call them? That's right. That's also kind of funny. That's right. Here's the moral of the story. It's just for me. Who would you call him by? What's another object? Who are you talking about? Like, if you want to describe fat people as a group, but you don't know. Stop, man, we're not doing that. Why? You did it with Big Backs. What's another one? You're amazing at this. I like Big Backs, Big Backs Brigade. But there's another probably thing. I mean, I think there's a way you could say premium back, maybe. Premium? You know. Yeah, there's a little bit of room in premium. Luxury back, extravagant back. Extravagant back. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. But here's the thing. Here's the problem with all of this. It's gone too far for no reason. It really has. It really has. Because I don't think anybody means any harm. I don't think T.S. Madison really met no harm with this tweet, but I know how this tweet can cause harm. We gotta stop it. I didn't mean anything by Big Back, but I know how Big Back can cause. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? It's like January 6th, all over again. Man, shut up, man. The Big Backs are being called into action. And what's the problem? Stand by or whatever. The other problem with all of this stuff, everybody starts getting labeled. Yeah. Like, Charlemagne's fat phobic. You guys are hungry. This person's transphobic. Yeah. You know, like, do people understand? Like, that's why Mandy, I mean, that's why Mandy and Jess are having issues right now. I hate that. Because of this? No, not because it is, but because, you know, Mandy, they were on horrible decisions. They were having a conversation. Somehow or another, the whole Jess hilarious, transphobic thing came back up. And like, when you call people these labels, I don't think y'all realize how dangerous it is. It's dangerous. So that's why when we say, you know, I would never say this about a transgender person. I would never say any like, our gay person, we're going to let them get away with this or we're going to cave their shit in. That's crazy. That is a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So all I'm saying is even though it don't, it don't bother. Is that a threat or is that flirting? But that's what, I don't know. If you're talking to a gay dude, I'm going to cave your shit in. Word. Either way, it's a threat. Is it though? Either way, it's a fucking threat. I'm going to consensually cave your shit box in. Now, if you just tell me that shit, if you just walk up to me and be like, yo, I want to cave your shit in. Consensually with your permission. But what if it's like, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo, what's going on, yo? That's why he got the rumors, bro. Yo, what's going on, yo? Tell him. This is why he got the rumors. Tell him, he's just, he's just mind-sucking dicks. Mind-sucking dicks. He's just mind-sucking dicks. Yo, let's say Ryan got the news. Yo, Ryan Garcia was the funniest. We had Ryan, you know, in breakfast club. And he turned to my guy, IQ that before water. He turned to my guy, yo, can you get me a word? Yo, yo, yo, can you get me a word? Yeah. Yo, tell her. Tell her, you need to look out for Charlotte, man, yo. Everybody needs to look out for each other. We are so mean to each other. Yeah, why are we so mean? I'm trying to call Taylor beautiful. Yeah, man, for no reason. And by the way, we're not even conscious of it. Myself included sometimes. Who have you been mean to? I mean, the Big Back Brigade, apparently. Please stop it. Stop it. They mean to chairs. They're mean to furniture. You ever talk about that? Do we ever have that discussion when they sit up? Yo, by the way, y'all having all these comments about fat shaming. Salute to King Harris, man. King Harris, play King Harris. King Harris fat shamed the fuck out of Drusky. Did he stand on business? He stood on Big Back business. Sure. You know what I mean? Listen, he, little King Harris went crazy. What did King Harris do? King is funny. Yo, listen. I like this kid. King, let me tell you something. You might need to join your daddy on stage with him jokes. Let me see it. Let me see it. By the way, this came from Breakfast Club because Drusky was on Breakfast Club. Once again, I'm so confused about what's what. Now, I thought Drusky was playing. I thought Drusky and King, and maybe they do, maybe this thing is- Is there a little beef? Maybe everybody's so good at acting because maybe they just doing this to hype up each other's brand. Got it, got it. We asked Drusky about King and, God, play the clip, Taylor. I'm waiting for you. You're talking. No, play Drusky. Let's go. Oh, my God. Honestly, that was not on you, Taylor. I got to affect you right there. You're right. You're right. That wasn't your fault, Taylor. Don't worry about it. I'll just explain. Oh, you got Drusky clip? Of course she does. She's the greatest puller-upper thing ever. Fuck both of y'all for real. Why? That was a compliment. I'm saying that you're beautiful. I'm saying that you're brilliant. He said you're the greatest quicker picker-upper. You're better than bounty towels. Shut up. Damn. Young bounty. Yo. Yeah. Taylor, your name is Young bounty. Come on, yo. You're quicker picker-upper. Yo. Okay, here goes Drusky. This is Drusky talking about King. Have you hear it? He said, who am I more scared of? Burden or King. Oh, who? King Tassan. Oh, come on. King Tassan. Ooh. Stand open. Come on, man. Come on, man. Don't play with your kids. Hey, come on, man. Come on, bro. King Tassan. King Tassan. King Tassan. Yes. King. He said he pulled it up for you. Nah, he didn't pull it up on me at the video shoot. He had to be superior than I remember. He did. Nah, he didn't pull it up on me. Yeah, yeah. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. Very underrated joke. What'd he say? That people in YouTube caught. Y'all stop playing. Go, scroll back. Scroll back. There was a very underrated joke in there that people in the comments caught, and that's a lot of times who I do it for nowadays, you know what I'm saying? Just to easter eggs. Play it. What is it? Listen, listen. Nah, he didn't pull it up on me at the video shoot. He had to be superior than I remember. He did. Nah, he didn't pull it up on me. Yeah, yeah. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. Alright. And this guy is going right back to that. He did. He did. I've been doing it for years. I'm happy to go for it, y'all. Y'all have been making dad joke. No, he ain't doing that. That was a good one, y'all. I'll be honest, you can't get it unless you got kids, you know? You really can't go for it. Can't get it unless you got kids. Yo, King stood on the car with the car's name business, and his car's name was business. E-I-E-I-O. Now listen, now play King. Now listen, now play King. Now this is King Harris responding to Drusky, yo. This is my main son, all right? Yeah, your cholesterol's here to calm the fuck down, nigga. Hold on, start it back, yo. Start it back. Now listen, let's hear this now. Hey, Drusky, yeah your cholesterol's here to calm the fuck down, nigga. You're the wild body hellcat hipster. Goddamn. Whoa, hold on, hold on, stop, stop, stop. Wild body hellcat hipster's the greatest fat joke of all time. Wild body hellcat hipster. But nobody cares when you said it about a man, press play teller. We seen you run, something like that. We seen you run, a bird, man. We seen you, I ain't ever run. Nobody. It looked like you got a pussy and you walk with a shirt. It looked like before you go to sleep at night, you take your dick off and put it in the drawer. Damn. Nigga, you got your dad legs in your mama body. You hear me? You spilt my punch for you, nigga. You tried to, they had just seen you. You just called me the king of standing off business, man. You was just dick riding, called me the new king standing off business. You don't go to these people platform and tell them my whole bunch of lies. Nigga, oh my God. It looked like you sit down and you can. Believe it or not, you can act like a woman more than you can a man, nigga. I done seen this shit with my own eyes, nigga. You can do a skit like a female more than you could a nigga. That shit scares me. That shit is, that shit scares me. Damn it. Nigga, you was built like a DIY K.E., nigga. You, you. A DIY? Oh, yeah. A DIY K.E., I done seen you. You belong in. That just proves your whole point. You would be the blue, the bronze hands of that shit. Damn it. I can't believe this shit come wrong. This shit, this shit just popped out the window. I don't even know, your manager, I don't even know who the hell told you to say that. That shit was so wrong. That shit was so wrong. Yeah, I don't think they joke. You got hands, you got wheelchair people legs. Oh, that is, that's good. That's good. That is good. Wow. This is. Yo. Wheelchair people legs is crazy. Nah, that shit funny as hell. So let's talk about my man, Ken. Ken shot up the block. He really did. He really did. Fat shamed. He handicapped shamed. He stud shamed. Everybody got it. He was respectful to Gays though. He spelled it out. He spelled it out. You got that, you know what I mean? He even King has a limit to standing on business. He will stand on business until it reaches the LGBTQ community and then he has to stand on business for a little bit. Listen, man, God bless everybody. He's a smart kid. The Gays are smart. All I'm saying is that, if we did a fat shame of the week, that is it. Not what I said. So you really can't make fun of fat people because unfortunately for them, nobody respects them. That is not true. It's unfortunate for them, but that's true. You can't, nobody's gonna get pushed. But if you did that whole thing about Muslims, how do you think it would go? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, nah, it'd go like that with big people too though. Have you, it's the same. Yes it is. Who's fighting on behalf of big people? Bro, it depends who it is. For example. You're getting called fat phobic right now. Yeah, but you laugh at it. What do you mean? Like right now we're laughing at the fact that you get called fat phobic. If people were calling you Islamophobic, you'd be concerned, bro, because they stand on business. They definitely stand on business. They stand on business. Shit. I guess I'm, listen, I would laugh at the thing. All of it is dangerous. What's wrong, Taylor? Nothing, listen to me. I feel like Taylor's sad, it makes me sad. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor know what she's thinking about. My heart is connected to yours, Taylor. I can't be happy if you're not happy. What am I thinking about? You're like my second daughter. What you mean? Can y'all continue the conversation? We were, you asked me a question. I genuinely couldn't move on because I looked over and you looked sad and I loved you so much. You did look sad, fuck Taylor. You looked sad, you looked distraught. Damn, like you know. And I got a sensitive, you know. Your wide body Hellcat hips is some of the funniest. Now wheelchair legs is crazy. Wheelchair legs is crazy. I like the literation, bro. So you know, I'm like, when you hit, when you hit the Hellcat hips. Hellcat hips. Yeah, that goes, that goes. All of your cholesterol needs to chill out like that. That's cool, but when you hear what a literate, when a literation comes into play, when you say big back brigade, like they stuff like that, they like, oh shit, Hellcat hips, you know what I mean? He should have said, what's your heavy Hellcat hips? Woo, Triple H. You call the motherfucker Triple H. Now you're saying something, bro. Yeah, but when you do a Triple K, it's race. Yeah. Some of these braces all of a sudden like, when we try to have fun, when we try to have fun and do some literation, it's a racist group. Y'all are so unfair. Here's the thing. Y'all are so unfair. And you know, remember last week when we was talking about, we was talking about, yo, learn the jokes? Yeah. Cause yo, the reason I like people that can see something and respond with jokes, is because you're not taking it that serious. You know I ain't, you know I ain't fat phobic. You know I ain't trying to fucking ruin nobody's life. Right? Yeah. I'm gonna show y'all fat phobic. Yeah. Watch, watch. Somebody gonna say- He don't even believe what he's saying. I'm gonna show y'all, cause y'all have forgotten what you used to be. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I ain't even trying to bother nobody no more and y'all keep dragging me into this shit. But there was a time. Oh yeah. And? What you mean? Y'all know me? Y'all seen me? Y'all know how I used to get- You used to get busy. Busy. You used to get busy. Premeditated masochists. Really? How you want it, how you gonna get it. Just serve it up. Okay? Ain't that- Let me tell you something. Let me tell y'all a nigga something. I ain't never- Yeah, let's go. I ain't never freestyle donkey of the day of my life. But? No, ain't no but. I've never freestyle donkey of the day in my life. Meaning? Meaning every single line was meant to affect your soul. Okay, so leave me the fuck alone, man. Oh, so you're saying if you wanna go harder on these- Bleep. No, I did not say that. Wait, what? What? What did I do? It marked that out. What the fuck did I do? That's not what I'm saying. Taylor, what did I do? I'm just here trying to cheer up my second daughter. You know what I mean? You're my second daughter, Taylor. I'm just trying to cheer you up. More so than the fat shaman. I think it's just about the fact that it's a woman. Which I understand. But I also need the record. Who's a woman? Yeah, but I also need the record to show I didn't know she was big. I didn't know she was a woman. I'm listening to that story for the first time. Why are we supposed to assume gender? That is true. That's not the thing. I don't know if you're a woman or not. We're not assuming gender. We're gonna probably make a look visually. Bro, did you hear the story of a dude named Diego who wanted to be with his bandmate's fiance? So he was slipping his fucking bandmate, estrogen and protein shakes? Because he was trying to make him more feminine and soft? So his fiance would leave? Yeah, so he could be more mad. He could come off as the best. I feel like someone's been doing that to me. Really? Duff? I don't know. I'm just feeling more feminine, bro. Cause you got a daughter, you play too. That's it? She's feminizing me? You got damn right. Wait, did it work? Did it work? Did he grow titties and shit in a place? Yeah, he stopped growing facial and body hair. Oh, that's crazy. I think he started to grow one tittie. That's crazy. You got to kill somebody for that. He just started to shrink. You got to kill somebody for that. I mean, Dan, that's just a different level of player-hating, right? Cause back in the day, it's like, you might go to a guy's girl and be like, yo, you know he be fucking around on you, blah, blah, blah. Like that's old school player-hating. There's some new shit. No, that's new. You try to force somebody to transition? No, that's crazy. And how many smoothies you got to bring them? Like, yeah, like what kind of process is this? And then honestly, nowadays women want that. They want a feminine man? They want you to be a little softer. Really? I don't know, man. Drink with the biggest rapper in the world for how many years, bro. Yeah, but is he soft? I mean, he's got a quality that women like. He's in tune with his divine feminine. Oh, he's emotionally aware. Yeah. I don't think being emotionally aware doesn't mean it's just soft. I don't think that makes you soft. It's headline, yo. Hardcore. I never heard of this band. Hardcore band owner. Yo, don't not. Dump singer for trying to drug bandmate with estrogen and bizarre plot to steal his fiance. That's crazy. Why you just didn't try to fuck his fiance like everybody else? That's disgusting, Charlemagne. Why would you even suggest something like that? Yo, that's foul, son. I mean, just in general, son. Guys try to fuck women's girls, bro. Nah, nah. That's fucked up. Turn him gay first and then you can. Yeah. Turn gay? You gotta try to feminize him first. Yo, what if he wasn't trying to do it with a girl? What if he was trying to do it just because he wanted his guy to get more feminine so he could crack those cheeks? That's a possibility. That is a possibility. At some point, we gotta start talking about cock-cocsniffin' too, man. What? Cock-cocsniffin'. What's that? You ain't heard about cock-cocsniffin'? You use your dick to sniff up the cocaine line? Yes, man, people that sniff in lines of coke off people's dicks and getting mad when the lines ain't long enough. Oh, that's, yo, make my dick harder. Make my dick longer. That's under your control. Yo, we are in some crazy times, y'all don't even know what's going on. Y'all worry about me in the big talk, talking about big bags, and there's some really wild shit going on. Right? Girls upset our dicks us off. Make it hard then, dummy. You know what I'm saying? Why's your dicks off? I don't know. Why's your mouth empty? You know what I mean? This is a girl's dad. He's trying to convince himself that he's still a misogynist and a motherfucker. Can I shoot? Trying to convince himself. Can I shoot, though? No, because it's not even natural shots. You are a girl that you fighting this shit so hard. I see you on the ground. You got your little one on your shoulder, on your chest. You getting too old for it. I don't want to be here right now. I just want to be here holding you. I just want to go hold it. I'm so, I'm for deep, bro. I got four girls at home. All right. I'm so pussy. Damn, I was trying. I was trying, bro. You stop faking it. I was trying to be a misogynist. It's like, I used to be like, I can't do it. No one's over. So what do I do, bro? Lean into being a girl that is okay. All right, fine. Taylor, I love you. That's it. He's so, Taylor, I love you. He's trying to help you without believing you. To be misogynistic. It ain't in you no more, bro. Female man, the future's female. Yes. Women could drive. What else do you want me to say? What else do you want me to say about them? They could drive. It's over, bro. You're 40 and you're a girl that, listen to me. Damn, let's go. You're 40. I can't even do hands on my knees on Natasha anymore. I can't even do that. I mean, this, listen. Y'all saying I can't even do that anymore? Now you understand why I love doing this podcast every week. Why? Just to come in here and do stuff. You know what I'm saying? I feel like a fucking idiot. Just for a little bit. I don't want to feel like an idiot man. Just for a little bit. This is why I get to come in and just be an idiot man. So that's what we got to hold on to our misogyny just for a little bit. No, no, no, that can't be me. We just be idiot men. We don't have to be misogynistic. But sometimes a little bit. Break some of the brilliance in it too. We got to be a little misogynistic. We don't have no room for it. Just a tiny little bit. You know what? We don't have no room for it. Why not? Our future's female, bro. You got a daughter, bro. You got a daughter. Nah, you're right. You got a daughter. You got a daughter and a beautiful wife, man. Yeah, you're right. You know what I'm saying? It is female. The future is female. I mean, the future is always female. Because without females, we ain't got no future. For the time being, without males, you ain't got no future, do you? Nah, because they got enough sperm storage. You think so? They don't really need us. They do. They want to open a jar weak. Son, come on. What? What? Come on. Yo, yo, yo. I got a little left to hit me, bro. I still got a little. Yo, I still got a guy who just got a vasectomy. He got to get these 20 nuts out. Let me get these 20 nuts out so I know I'm good. That's what it is. I got so left in the chamber, I just didn't get it out of my system. Taylor, I didn't get it out of my system. I have, like, 20 more of those jokes. And then I'm a perfect, what is it called, when a guy likes women and stuff? What is that called? Alar? Straight person? Cuck, I think. No, cuck. Then I'm going to be a Democrat. Can I tell you a joke? Yes, tell us a joke. What's the joke, Taylor? OK. What do you call it when two fat people are having a chat? Nah, I'll see here is the thing. You see how women do? That's crazy. Now, we've already come to this crazy that we shouldn't be doing this type of stuff. Wait, when two fat people are having a what? What is it? Having a chat. When two fat people are having a chat. Yeah. What do you call it? Don't don't say it. I want to guess. When two fat people are having a chat. Chattel. That's kind of crazy. Let's say, what is it? When two fat people? No. No. When two fat people are having a chat. M and M's? No. Damn, I'm usually good at these. Two fat people are having a chat. By the way, this came from Taylor. So don't you fucking take this clip and take it out of context and say that I'm on here fashionably. This came from Taylor motherfucking Hayes. OK? Taylor Man on Instagram. All right? Yup. What is it called? What is it? A heavy discussion. Jesus Christ. I like that. Exactly. I'm proud of you. I like that. I'm proud of you and I love you. Also, man, nobody talks enough. And this is the struggle of being born in 1978. Nobody talks about how when we were children, everything was about your mama fat jokes. Your mama's so fat. That's what I'm saying. Fat bitch. Remember that one? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I just saw a mother fucking chamber. Let's go. Keeping that in. Keeping all the other ones in. Just bleep them. No. Just bleep them, man. We know, we really came up off What just happened? Fat jokes. What was your favorite fat joke when you were younger? Obviously, you wouldn't say now because it's insensitive. No. To be honest, I don't remember them. Actually, we're actually silly as dad jokes back then. Yeah, you know I'm saying like they were Your mama so fat your mama so fat She she bleeds rocky road ice cream silly shit like that. You know two hours to watch 60 minutes Yeah, she was too dumb. Yeah, your mama so yeah your mom so stupid it took a two hours to watch 60 minutes No, it was stupid. I Stepped on a skittles and rainbows came out. That's fire. That's fire. I remember Your mama's so poor the duck's throw bread at her. I remember that was good I remember your mama's cooking so nasty The house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen I remember a big bag person in our school used to wear a Phoenix Sun's jacket. Oh, yeah I love this story and the jacket. I love the Phoenix Sun's jacket was Was had you know, it was too big You used to orbit around her didn't you we used to be like let's go to tomorrow and walk around Go to tomorrow Tomorrow is actually really funny. That's really clever for your Listen that when I say there was no Breaks for us in school. It wasn't bullying because everybody had them jokes. Yeah, you think that that Everything and it was everything was a goal. Yeah, but at least my parents didn't get a victim You know what I mean? Yeah, I just lost y'all trailer your daddy's vote crack. Whoa, that's yeah That's what you get back what you put out leave people to fuck alone So I don't ever be upset about anything people say in response to anything that I say because however you take it It's how you take it and the feeling that you get Is what you get and you respond according to that feeling Like I'm literally spent I was on the phone today with whom I don't want to say the person name It's my guide. Oh big back. No, no, no little back former former But reformed big former big back But they were trying to explain to me why they were upset about something not even something that I said, you know I'm saying that something somebody else said and Honestly, we were on text and the person had to call me because even though I got what they were saying I didn't understand why they were so upset about it It's not my place to tell them what they should be upset about you Tell us what the context of this conversation is about no because it'll give it all the way, but it's like Just this is just no in general you can't tell somebody How to react to something she's that her she's demo. She's perfect that offends them You know what I mean, I wish you would just tell us what offended them It don't it really honestly doesn't matter because the wave thing does it have to do with weight? No, I didn't have anything to do with but to me is to me it was nothing And I was just like I don't know I don't get why you're so upset But then I had to tell myself like that's not my place to tell this person Why how to react like the way they feel is how they feel. Yeah, but it is also fun to do that Fun to do it tell people how to react. I Mean, that's what social media does. Yeah every single day y'all motherfuckers not even know how to be feeling about something You know, I had somebody that was mad mad at me over the big back comments because of what TS Madison said Only to find out TS Madison was joking and hit me the next day and be like, oh, man. I know she was joking You was so fake outraged. Oh, yeah Day before what soon as you heard her say she was joking now you gonna be and I went when she I'm surprised You got hit up the next day saying I'm sorry to know she was joking last night. I saw it this morning I'm just saying usually people just Neglect to acknowledge when they're wrong Yeah, that's true. I mean they didn't necessarily down that they were wrong They just acknowledge that the person was joking, you know that the TS Madison was joking What I'm saying is it's it's oftentimes that people are just emotional are gonna lash out Yeah, they're gonna gravitate towards whatever satisfies their feelings And then once they find it that that thing was completely a false fake narrative created by the internet Yeah, they just move on to the next one to the next they never come back to you and go Oh my bad. I didn't realize that I was manipulated. That's why I'm telling everybody I told Mandy the same thing. I'm like, yo They told Mandy everybody told Jen. Everybody nobody's gonna care about this by Friday. Why they were beefing Yes, what over what? Didn't I say maybe I wasn't talking off here. No, it wasn't what were they beefing about mentioned it But not really you didn't go into detail Mandy and wheezy had somebody on their podcast somehow or another this stuff about just came back up by just being transphobic Mandy said she does think just as transphobic and just doesn't like that because none of us like being labeled Shit that is dangerous. Why do that to us and why why did she say that she was transphobic? Cuz that old shit She didn't like she felt that Mandy was Basically being fake to her like yeah, cuz I mean they apparently had a car. Oh, I'm not talking about women business You'll go if you haven't followed the story you haven't followed the story just know I want everybody to get along Okay, this shit is silly at the end of the day, but but also we don't have to get along either yet Yeah, that that is all heard each other. Let's not hurt each other cuz everybody can everybody got nukes But what if somebody's hurting themselves? Do we just allow them to hurt themselves explain? I mean what if somebody's doing something that's dangerous to themselves there you You're a real piece You're really you're really you're real piece. Oh, why? Know what you know what you're doing. What are you talking about? You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing I'm not doing anything. Oh, you know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything. No, what you're doing I don't even know what you're talking about girl dad. No only thing I will in this segment by saying that I have come up with an idea And that idea is to either partner with 24-hour fitness Planet fitness somebody and I'm going to get gift cards. Okay. I'm gonna get gift cards for a free gym Memberships, you know, and I'm going to have an unbig your back campaign Unbig you're back for this bring into something Unbig unbig your back can this be for spring. Why so summertime? Well, I want you to keep I want you to keep the weight off But you know because that was another conversation I had yesterday a lot of people was telling me like yo, they Like this people telling me that they would love to do the surgery. They love the photo zimpic They loved to you know be able to get more time to go to the gym So maybe if you know you get the gift cards and give them out to people it'll give people motivation Now you're actually supporting the cause there you go. There you go. It's even healthy Whoa Whoa now you're making too much sense over there You make it too much sense. You're acting like it's their choice to be fat. Is that what you're trying to say? I saw you today. Tell us in the past couple of days on your diet shit. Yeah You did lose weight Why I'm saying is I've been on a no-carb diet and You see the change without even going to the gym. That's what I'm saying. I said you lost weight I said you look skinnier. I've been going to gym to them. So thanks Okay How am I in trouble? I just started That's why so you shouldn't even mention it what's going on right now Did I do that? Did I do something wrong here? Is this what it's like having daughters when they're older Is this the mind fuck that is gonna be my life when they're older? Hey, sweetheart, you look beautiful. It's all the mind for really is all the mind fuck That's all it is. You gotta learn how to take compliments from daddy Yeah, you really gotta learn Trinidad James your Trinidad James, you know women call him dad for short fire. That's so fucking fire That's fire. We had money long on and she was like shout out to dad. I'm like dad dad She said Trinidad's we call him dad for sure. I'm like wow That's fine. That is fire. You should call me dad. You have nowhere in your name has dad in or anything else what So what I have a father that's father And I call him dad. Oh, okay. Yes, my guy. You can call me father stop Yo, my god, no It's crazy we came to love you have introduced him to you cuz you'll fuck you up Like you're on the phone Thank you for my daughter and my wife My daughter respects her daddy, man But why don't you like your mom yeah, why don't you stick up your mom you never stick up with your mom Not like that Taylor treats her mom very well. Yeah, but she don't stick up for Taylor Taylor makes sure mom gets what she wants. What is she gonna eat at eat her pie? Stop playing because honestly, she's never making no more pie She did tell me what she said to tell you um Talking about like with Trump and everything like that. Yeah, don't like vote for him You put no if you do vote for him that People think I'm voting for Trump Why would you why would your mother ever think that cuz you're a smart not gay guy How many times have I said Trump is a threat to democracy? Fuck it I Gotta slap somebody let's face. I gotta pee. 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So yeah, man trying to yes It's that story man trying to try to make a family very very difficult for us But uh, but yeah, I'm excited for y'all to see that you got to let them know this might be your last like hour of misogyny Yeah, yeah, I mean I make sure to have some in it. Yeah. Yeah little sprinkles You got it because otherwise these women get too confident and they think they could achieve things You should want your daughter thinks you can achieve anything she wants to achieve My daughter can achieve anything she wants but other people's daughters need to you know, I mean Need to recognize that alpha male something That don't even exist. You know what I mean the alpha males listen, that doesn't exist. Don't you like alpha males? If you got to tell me you are alpha male, you're not alpha male. Are you telling me Are you telling me the guys that brag about them being alpha males all the time might not actually be alpha Wait, is that what you're saying? You gotta announce that if you gotta tell everybody like anybody wait just because you're saying it don't make you one Yeah, all right, you can identify as an alpha all you want You're still a bitch Damn bro now you're saying it a little beta bitch now you're saying it you're a beta bitch. Yeah a little beta bitch I don't even know beta means So I love it. This is what I love. This is what I love. I think I think I bitch. I think I was right though You are right. I think I was right. What is beta mean pull up the definition of beta real quick? Beta means gets tons of pussy That means what is beta something or someone designated with the name beta or the greek letter All right denoting this I can't tell her tell her tell her just means a pussy Okay, so what is beta mean a subordinate male animal in any particular Yeah, yeah, you little beta bitch. Whoo. 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Here we're doing How you laugh when I say that can I not be loving salute the cam newton, man Fucking those dudes up. I mean here's the thing You know, everybody makes not not making jokes for everybody's talking about how cam newton handed himself and Everything else in there right cam didn't handle itself But also that's a very dangerous situation And it's a type of dangerous situation because cam newton was at his seven on seven Football camp minding his business and there was police there There's clearly security there and those dudes still felt like they could get that off But why did they try to do that to him? I have no idea. I've heard so many different stories. I don't know what the fuck is true What were they saying? They were saying like cam started it that he was talking shit to them But why would they even why would even talk shit to them? Because it's his goddamn football camp. I don't know if that's true or not But I mean I also heard I heard him say that I heard him see to the interview with jojo And I heard him say that but I also heard that something was something to do with cam breaking up a fight with some coaches I don't know what the fuck happened. All I know is the fact that they thought they could get this off at his football event It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy. And yo, what if What if one of these dudes would have had a knife? Yeah, exactly, you know Exactly and it's also a lot. Have you ever met cam newton? No Cam newton. It's huge huge Big man Like I'm like god dad used to play quarterback. Yeah Cam is like six six looks like tight end to 40. Yeah. Yes. He's built like ronk. Yeah, he might be bigger Yeah, he I'm not even sure he might be bigger than how big is grung? He might be bigger than gronk and kelsey and all of them. Yeah So the fact that you thought that you could run down on cam newton Is insane to me gronk six six also about the same height six six. Yeah. Hey, what size wait? Oh, I didn't pull that one We'll pull up his weight in penis gruff. Yeah, he's 265 265. Yeah, and that's him now I wonder if he I want if he played at 265. What's the circumference two inches? Okay Yeah, this was this was a lot I just I want cam to have an offensive line in real life Like he needed some security like nobody should feel like they should be able to do that shit to you Yo, yeah, that's like at all like not even a little bit But shout out to his hat but his stupid hat ain't even fall off didn't fucking move Why would you think that will fall off though, it's a hat because No, but his hair is in the middle of it No, but His hair is clearly in the middle of it. This girl's crazy The hair is clearly in the middle of it's making it stick. But why are you so crazy though? I've seen people wear hats like that and it's still can get knocked off back in the day Everybody used to cut they used to cut holes in the middle of the finish. He made a good hole They had dreads He what he made a good hole. No cause He made a good hole. Yeah for him. What are you a plastic surgeon? What you doing that? You building these sidebar pushes? He made a sidebar What the hell Taylor he made a good hole Yo, what makes a good hole? Taylor, what makes a good hole? You know that's being said. No, what makes you know that's been said by a plastic surgeon? That's a good hole. But can you just tell us what makes it good? Tell us what makes a good home to What makes you know what came to with his hat? Yeah, so his locks could Breathe his hat. Yeah Like it's so you're not going to give him any credit for keeping his hat on during that fight I think it wasn't going to ever fall off I feel like he's tall. He's so much taller than I've reached the silence. Exactly. It was nothing. There was no wind Just threatening that hat, you know what I mean shoot the cam. What else we got Taylor? Oh the trump shit. Yeah. Oh the sneakers the sneakers. Here's the thing. I don't I forgot who it was on fox news. Who was the guy I gave him donkey today, too, but oh, yeah Black people love sneakers Yes, but forget all of that. That's silly. Yeah, he said trump is a master of culture Yeah, he said trump understands culture better than any politician Probably ever. Yeah, and he's probably right. Of course with the exception of maybe like three other presidents Barak Barak bill bill Historically Barak, yeah, bill. I'm talking about had your finger on the post of what was going on in America at the time On the finger on the post because Barak his thing when you when you're a president and you can get mass majority of people to come out and vote for you You have your finger on the finger on the post to me is three Maybe four a matter of thing about it Trump, obama, clinton, reagan Okay In jfk Yeah, jfk had that that's what i'm saying And you know, you might people might people don't want to miss your reagan reagan definitely had it Wait, why what was reagan doing that was so effective? He just tapped into everything that trump is currently tapping into now You know what i mean? He absolutely did and um I think that's where democrats lose the messaging battle they lose the messaging battle because they don't understand the language of politics there Forget trump sneakers Trump only did this to get these computers putin He only did this to get motherfuckers talking and it worked in every single way What president goes to sneak a gun? Yeah, but you should Yeah, if you're running for president, you shouldn't leave no stone unturned. You should go every motherfucking place Yeah, he went to sneak a con and people got mad at me when I said this But this is what I was attempting to say, but you motherfuckers don't listen. So let me spell it out for you He had everybody talking about this shit all week long Joe biden vice president harris They did things last week they did actual Things that impacted policy and legislation like they did some some good things. Can you name them? I had a conversation with some people man because I was talking to people on the left Left media and I was saying to them that what fox news does so well Is if I do an interview right right now i'm talking I can say this sentence right here I think donald trump is a threat to democracy You know this guy led an attempted coup of this country and everybody just acts like it was a You know the hangout party while in that spring break in florida, right? Yeah Sure was and then I can say But joe biden is an uninspiring candidate Who has no main character energy? Fox is going to take that Yeah They're going to take the joe biden clip and they're going to amplify it and they're going to play it over and over and over on their network Instead of the left taking the first part of what I said and amplifying it on that network Those idiots respond to what fox said. Yeah You know what i'm saying and then that's and then that's what these conversations happen where taylor's mom thinks i'm a vote for trump You know what i'm saying are are these brilliant political scientists can go on these platforms Say things like charlamagne is a threat to democracy and kill the mic is a threat to democracy You're not y'all aren't listening. Yeah, and y'all are actually as smart as you you all are The academics that you all are you're losing the coach award too. Yeah, the tricky thing is that The media has its own objective, right? It's just to get views But the media also serves the the government in a lot of ways, especially the traditional media and It feels as if the media does not want trump to win But they're okay with nicky hailey winning on both sides Like I think democrats are totally okay if there's a establishment politician in there either it's biden It's nicky hailey. I don't know who else would actually run their fear is definitely trump And it's because all the people who eat and they eat real good They eat off of the decisions made by the establishment They might not be able to eat the same way when you have a political outsider like trump out there now Trump might make all the same decisions that the establishment made But it's just another layer of insecurity You know, if you're the military industrial complex in america and you know that congress is going to keep on giving you Billions of dollars to make weapons because they're not giving that money to ukraine They're giving it to us here in america to make weapons You don't want a president's going to come in here and stop the war You're like, yo, we made a trillion dollars. What a weapons. Don't don't fuck this up for us Trump ain't gonna stop no war though But the fact that he potentially couldn't he's saying it makes them go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa What's going on over here? Wait till he offer reparations That's gonna be the next thing you think he's gonna do it. Yes. It's an election here. Oh, wow Like watch he going I can see trump saying i'm black people deserve reparations Y'all gonna get it under me. I don't think you do I don't think you give them sneakers and reparations. There is one of the other You don't need to do both for black people to vote for you black people already on board with trump I don't wait. I don't know one black person not voting for trump. That's a lie Who? Tell her vote for trump twice Tell her vote for trump twice, you know what's so interesting about the sneakers though. What? People thinking sneakers sneakers and sneaker culture are just a black thing. It's in itself racist And I ain't talking about people on fox news I'm talking about you motherfuckers that are black saying stupid shit like this Like sneaker culture is sneaker culture. I think sneaker cultures is inspired by black culture I don't think it is specifically black. I think they're like Certain places they care more about sneakers than others. For example, new york sneaker culture is really new york culture I mean honestly, it's really new york culture when I say sneaker culture. I'm talking about the business of it Even even the culture of it because there's so many sneakers that are popular right now that are based on skateboarding There's so many sneakers that are popular that are not just like a traditional basketball shoe But sneaker culture is a place where you walking around your sneakers are like la or california got no sneaker culture Because you in your car all the time in new york, that's our car. So we care about sneakers more than any other place Y'all walking That's the only way that we could flex Listen, I said this on burgers club last week because I was trying to explain that yo just because a person Gets donald trump sneakers. They don't mean that they support trump. I said, yo, you're gonna have some sneaker heads I said this last week and angela rye got mad at me But I said you're gonna have some sneaker heads out there That are gonna get that $399 sneaker. The resale value is $2,500 One guy bought a pair for nine grand. Yo, think about it. If you buy sneakers, do you support sweatshop labor? No, you just want sneakers that are fire. So if you think that sneakers fire say again No, you see your point sneaker heads love sneakers that look good. That's it. He loves sneakers that have great resale value That's it with 2,500 last week is 4,000 this week. Let's go trump now. That's a great foot Let's go onk. Everybody got mad at fat. Joe. Why right play play the clip Why do you tell people he had the shoe? There you go Not a man's gonna call Everybody's gonna call They say you wallowing out joe Why you got the trunk look man. It's the first one Joe you I'm a sneaker collector I don't know what none of these guys did I collect sneakers You're rarer than better Oh, I didn't pay for these sneakers Sorry I didn't pay for these things They knew I had to have Because I'm the biggest in the game I mean, what world do we live in? Where he can have a record label called terror squad that is promoting gangster rap music And he has to apologize for buying the sneakers of the 45th president of the united states of america Yeah, he definitely didn't apologize. I mean, there's nothing to stop it. Please. I didn't pay for him I didn't if you explain it you're losing yo, but but you you said it first I he didn't even have to do the video because why are you even bringing more attention to it because You don't support trump. So being that you don't support trump. Yo, joe. We love you joe It's okay. If you're on team You know don he's out on team don. No, it's okay. Joe is a notorious sneaker head He's a sneaker collector and he's really good at picking president They only made like 400 of these sneakers. I think yeah So the rarer the better like he said and them shit is going for 4500 and resell value, bro That's all i'm saying like you don't need the money like we just got I'm with you, but It's an addiction when you a sneaker head. She don't need the money with you, but it's an addiction I'm not making no excuses. I'm just saying it's an addiction. I can understand it I just what I wanted to say love Donnie Man, shut up. Donnie you're gonna do it. Don't listen. What's wrong with that fat joe? Yeah And terra squad. Yeah They not to be playing. I I just said that I believe that they're not to be played with He gonna think you playing Listen, joseph. I'm gonna have to walk up to you and tell you joseph Listen, he does not support Donald Trump. Let me tell you something. I know that you don't play I know no that you could do whatever you want to do I also know that you're incredibly wealthy wealthy successful man that would love A nice little uncle donnie t tax break, you know why joe you know why joe is a wealthy man? Because he sees a good deal 399 Going for 4,000 That's an appreciating asset. Yeah, but he's gonna he's gonna save so much more when uncle donnie t Shut up man comes president does what doesn't even mean anything different joe though. That's what I'm trying to say That guy's stupid. That's a little rich. Why are you counting people pockets exactly the same way? Why are you counting people's pockets? Why you don't know what you don't know what joe got going on the same way? Why are you counting people's pockets is what we're saying? Yeah, but he's a collector. He's not going to resell it The world Don't let them talk to you like that. He's the rarest of the rare. Don't let them talk to you like that If you I feel like it's silly because he didn't have to promote it. You say morals. What's immoral about what he did Wait, you think if he goes if he's again, I'm not going to buy something if I don't support the person he didn't buy You got a freak. But why even promote it? I agree with that Because he knows that uncle donnie t should be president of the united states again But you said he's moral. I wonder what he why is he moral? I think it's unethical is what you meant. It's not immoral I don't even know it's unethical. I just know that we like it's not breaking a moral law or code No, I'm not saying that I'm just saying if it's not Inconsistent to say the least. Okay. Yeah, the wildest thing about why you angry at me. I'm trying to help. I'm not angry You're always angry at me. Oh, okay. Is something going on. Oh my god The wildest thing about all of this is that everybody is acting like we're in normal times That one thing that we need to talk about in america's how america can really act like some shit is normal When we know it's not when the apocalypse happens Anything going to change? Yeah, we're gonna keep doing whatever we doing. It might have already happened It might have already happened and we're gonna keep it pushing guys up there. We don't take like listen We didn't take nothing. Oh, you're not gonna. You're not gonna listen to god God won't pull up right now. I'll be like, what's happening out back, bro. You don't look nothing like we thought I Everybody's gonna start clowning. It's hard to shake americans, bro. Man, listen We have the oldest my homie carlos came to school on 9 11 Saw the building go into sort of the plane going to the building and still showed up Get the fuck out of that ass. He showed up late to school He came in. He was like, I think we're gonna be late son. Fuck. He pulled up late to school And I was like, yo, why'd you come he goes bro? I only had one more absence left Oh, so you was already there. Oh, yeah, he showed up late. I'm like, bro. Why'd you even come? He goes, bro I only had one more absence left Listen, america. We don't care. Americans don't give a fuck, but new yorkers really don't because we used to see in everything No, y'all y'all that's not true. We're desensitized to it. That's absolutely true Y'all don't give up y'all not used to seeing everything because there's some shit that we about to see that we never seen But y'all don't give a fuck nobody. By the way, nobody gives a fucking nothing phases new yorkers This shit right here makes everybody in new yorker What's that because for years in new york people will walk right by you act like they don't see you Now anyone act like they don't see you they just keep looking down at their phone and guess what? They really don't see you but we used to ignore people to their face. Yeah, that's the thing Yeah, we were born in the darkness We have the oldest president ever in the history of presidents in the white house We have a guy who's had night who's got 91 criminal charges Foreign diamonds two impeachments still running and winning Yeah, both and everybody's ass because black people know a real one. It's not black black people know a real one Is donny not a real black people have black people have nothing to do with them. Can you play what he said at that? Oh, yeah, it's so great. I only see uh the blacks. Yeah I only see the blacks I didn't understand a joke that the lights are so bright the white people were blending in with the light Oh, so that was the disc the white people didn't yeah He only sees the blacks He only sees those now. He has been so kind of sending funny. Nah. He's just the fucking man It's so bright in my eyes that I can't see too many people out there but I can only see the black ones. I can't see any white ones. You see that's how far I've come That's how far I've come. That's a good double on time. That's a long way, is it? He's nice He's also admitting he's racist He was he used to be I don't even see you crackers no more. All I see is the negroes By the way, he's talking at a black event. Yeah, yeah He know he's he understands man how to communicate like it's just come on, bro. It's donny He's one of the greatest communicators ever. What do you mean? You're you're crazy if you think Donald Trump's not a good communicator you're crazy. Taylor. That was funny. You love him He's a comedian at a good community. You love him. I don't talk about time. Listen to what you just said Come on Taylor. You said he's a comedian, but he's not a good communicator comedians are the best communicator facts Humor is the best form of communication. There's nothing better It cuts through it cuts through. What's better than humor? What's better than humor? Someone that actually has a genuine heart and concerned about you even listen to them. Yeah, you can't name two three of them right now That sounded wild gay. You can't name three of them right now. You ignore those types. You don't amplify those types You can't name three of them right now, but funny shit cuts through you want to tell some of the truth Make them laugh or they'll kill you if I tell you name three funny people right now You can name them off the top of your head. Go name three funny people Have my heart. You're funny. You're Andrew Schultz. Okay, and that's the we're not even the tip of the iceberg. All right name three black people See how hard it is See how hard it is now name three good hearted people that you love to hear from. Name three kind people. Uh, east array He said does it through humor? He said does it through humor. He's staying out here giving no Malcolm X speeches. Okay, fine. Michelle Obama I don't think you check it for Michelle like that. That's so disrespectful. You're not disrespectful. You're not checking for Michelle like that What's disrespectful? You just said name three people like what would you Michelle you Now name another one my mother That's that's fucking we ain't never heard your mama's speeches. I have but most people have now do I think your mama's speeches slap? Absolutely. Them shit is fire. Okay, your mother's way with words Wow And she doesn't have to cuss people out to you You want to know I'm not I'm not gonna lie, but you know Due to a lot of my childhood trauma. I like that type of So when she talks crazy to me, I love it That shit makes me feel warm, you know me she'd be like shut the fuck up and do what I ask you to do And I'd be like this guy's invincible All right I'm serious. He's really vain. This is vain right here. There's nothing you can say It's true. There's really not and I wish people would understand that the more you abuse him the more he likes it This guy likes it. Listen man I have seen myself every which way But loose What do you mean your butt said that all I heard in my head was but lose Put on your sunday shoes by loose By loose Uh, what else we got man. What the fuck is this hulu trailer? Yes. I blame you I blame you. They don't have no fucking show. They made a trail like a documentary about their love Thank you the fuck out of you. That's fire. No, it's nice. Why can't we just support white love, you know culture's biggest stories Taylor and travis are clearly along and stream now dive into the world's biggest relationship What does it all mean for their future? TMZ investigates taylor and travis stream on hulu now. Hold on. Why can't we support white love? They've only been going out for three months. Why are people so upset exactly? I'm not even joking. I know it's crazy. This is it's ridiculous. Why is it ridiculous every dude that lori arvy dates It's a whole fun documentary. She don't even got bangers like that. There's no documentary or anything This is ridiculous. No, we need to document this. She's the most famous person in the greatest artists of our time And he's a pretty good football player They're not married, bro. You know, it's crazy People are throwing taylor swift parties where it's like they'll rent out a room Sell a bunch of tickets and then they have and a taylor look alike come and just perform That's far and they just Elvis a hundred dollars a ticket. That's Elvis. That's michael jackson She's the michael jackson of our time and y'all don't believe it now. You're starting to realize it Beyonce to do uh country music so she's out that i heard of we we know what taylor is capable of Taylor's so big right now that everybody's using her. Yeah cloud and what I mean by that is You got donald trump Saying she would never endorse Joe biden. I did this for artists so she might possibly endorse me I don't know if he said that might possibly endorse me But joe biden was like she endorsed me in the last election. He said that on stuff my fucking dead pools three They put in our little easter egg that she might be playing dazzler So she might be in deadpool three like you Everybody's using taylor taylor gonna be at the black spec podcast festival I didn't want to say nothing, but now that I think about it. She's going to be at the black spec podcast festival April 27th in the land of georgia have pulled many yards man. So you really need to go get your tickets from event bright She told him that that I was gonna play a secret. I know I supposed to be a secret, but you know I'm not gonna. I don't like you use them. Taylor like that but Because it's disrespectful to her But she is going to be a much chose alex. That's a great thing that you put that out there Every venue every venue. Yeah, because travis fucks with you Drive, you know, I'm saying try to fuck me. Yeah, probably the greatest football player of all time Greatest tight end Very good. Greatest tight end might be great might be greatest tight end might be greatest tight end. Yo All right, like Travis kelshi, tony gunsales Google greatest tight end. Yo, shout out to tony, but tony don't got the rings My man got the rings alex google put matter of fact greatest nfl tight ends Point hub. So what? Greatest nfl tight ends. What tell her what? Tell her tell me Who we got That's not also we better do some asking this because I got a daughter to get to home to and I do not play around with My six o'clock. That's right. I'm home with that baby. Let's let's let's do something. I love that too, bro I love that every day. I love that when I say I love that I love that so much Let's go to some asking idiots Taylor because alex is having such a hard time fighting Finding tight ends. Do you guys know he knows is loose You like them loose Discussion Can't we can't we Can we come in here and be immature idiot men? Y'all fathers, yo Come on, man, you're a buttfuckers You're a buttfucker You really are you like stopping budging but You're a buttfucker You know, this lives all lie, right? Your daughter's gonna see this with that. That's okay. She'll know that you're a buttfucker You pack fudge. My daughter is going to see a very well-rounded individual. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm all of these things Okay, Al has a well-rounded but that he gets By the way, we need to start By the way, that's the problem with the world. We're in people forget how multifaceted humans are Y'all don't even know how everybody's making themselves so one-dimensional and it's so weird Use your hand to describe your perfect dick length Crazy part I started to go It's gonna be tapping lungs. I need to bring it. I need a shore in this Shit, okay asking. 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Let's do some asking idiots Let's do some asking idiots. Come on tail again Come on. Taylor Taylor Taylor track the trailer Let's go Taylor say nothing like that Do what uh Oh Louis hungry says too soon, but is andrew drake any titty milk yet. Hell. Yeah. Okay. Talk to me. Yeah, I drink it And I don't know I mean I don't think it's I don't think it's better than milk But yeah, don't we drink human milk on the regular it is a peculiar thing that we drink animal milk and up But it's just hard to get it out them ducks once you have a once you have a baby You know after it stops producing it's hard to do it Not if you keep doing it. My wife won't let me take it out the tap. That's the one thing that's a little bothersome to me Really? I want to go right from a tap. I tell you remember That's how it was in london and my wife Uh We she was she left the sorry the pump the pump broke or whatever it was Got do what you got to do sometime my boy. So you went out there and you just sucked it out What You suck when you sucked out the milk that ass you got to do. Yes. That's my pain That's my boy, bro. She was in pain like the milk like that gets yeah, it hurts Yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah, I do what you got to do my boy No, you got to suck it out waste that nectar. You don't waste that nectar. Yeah, it's liquid gold. I had a cold since No way, I had a cold since no way Your skin cleared up. I think exactly you're lying. No, that's fine. Okay. What else we got what else we got Taylor gang Go to jacobson limited If shawla got pregnant and had to give the baby to either What's up with all listeners man if shawla got pregnant And had to give the baby to either andrew alex or taylor. Taylor. Who would it be? I mean, it's no brainer But why just y'all three? Why are y'all the only hush? I'm a dad Why'd you get pregnant in the first place? You're a new dad. You barely you're bad. Yeah, but I'm more dad than you guys And why would I give up my baby? Exactly Now the one concern is do you want to give a black baby to a white person? But why would I be I want to know what makes jacobs unlimited think I would give up my baby No, but you have to this is the scenario you have to you have to I would have a rich baby daddy Me These hips don't lie. No fucking play. Let me see them hips Let me see them play with me. Let me see them here. Oh, this don't fucking lie Hellcat King got no lines playing with me Not a single line. All right, who's getting who's getting the baby? None of y'all. That's my baby. You have to that's this That's disrespectful. I gotta get the baby. I take care of a child Jacobson limited you gotta give me more context. I need more of a story than this Okay, a life without okay oscar be savage on them A life without internet or a life without social media. That's not even a question. I know easy money A life without social media get rid of social media in a heartbeat Yeah, easy call. I mean, it's yeah easy easy call. I'm getting rid of you too considered social media Oh, then boom done. Okay here. I'm I'm I'm for youtube with Regulations Why? Because of the misinformation and how people are using youtube as a news network People do just say anything. That's my that's what I'm saying. Like, yo, there's there's too much Manipulation going on a on youtube. It's too. I mean it's gonna happen on social media, too But we also just say anything so you got to protect them right? No, no show No, no, no, no, no. We don't just say anything. I mean we can't I do no, we don't y'all If y'all think we say anything that y'all ain't looking at what's on the internet I mean people say even more anything, but we also do say it's unreal the amount of anything That people say people do yeah, they they can't ruin people's lives and it's unbelievable Yeah, we ideally are just saying anything to make you laugh There are people who will say anything to really hurt people that's fucked up Ideally, we're just making you know, you chuckle at home. Yeah, your big back fat fucks Jesus christ See fat fucks is some alliteration that I been got rid of my leg from you stop saying it Yeah, and it didn't hit for me fat fuck. I thought you liked the alliteration. Yeah, but I'm saying I just I grew it another child Fat fucks used to fly You you would just say real quick. What fat fuck? What By the way, you know what's so crazy. You know who I've called a fat fuck more than anybody in my life Myself really whenever somebody wants to lose weight y'all can lie y'all can lie to yourselves all you want With the first thing that you say to yourself is I'm a fat. I'm a fat fuck Yeah, you telling yourself you a fat fuck looking down at your stomach or looking in the mirror at that big You like Big Mac reminded me today that I got a little chucky. Really? How'd he do it? He just told me He was talking about back because he used to work with us in 2013 That's when I was I was fucked up physically and mentally We was in and out of the clubs all the time drinking. You say what? But you could visibly see it So it's like when I got a handle on my physical and my mental well-being and all that Absolutely, but you know what it took me looking in the mirror saying you a fat Fuck nothing will get you motivated To lose weight and unbig your back like calling yourself a fat Fuck and everybody out there has done it. You're lying to yourself. You said you have man is good So it shouldn't be a negative things if you're doing it to somebody else you're helping them And you just trying to motivate you can do that with people you know and love People you don't know They'll take it away. They will take it negatively your boys can be like a your homegirls can be like Hey, little fat fuck, you know, you get a few pounds. What if you're talking about a woman's vagina that you really enjoyed? What's the next asking it? I gotta go. I gotta see my daughter. Yeah Bye That's it. Peace anything else good nothing good, right? All right, I just got right as always. There was a good one I gotta go to the scene Do you want me to be a daddy? You don't know what the good one is and you do you want me to be a daddy dad or do you want me to just As always Yes, as always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple of fat shaming idiots You're right to it's the brilliant podcast. Thank you for listening