 Addendum K2-CR207 On June 27, 2015, after losing a round of the video game Nidhogg to Researcher Kensington, SCP-118-J was inquired as to his emotional state while implying fraternal relation. This immediately caused a conditioned posterior damage, which led to unprecedented ambient salt levels in the immediate vicinity. Due to the amount of damage caused by Researcher Kens' totally sweet rig that he spent like three grand on over a game of Nidhogg for fuck's sakes, it's recommended this time to never inquire of SCP-118-J's emotional state or familial fraternal relation, because he can't take a goddamn joke and is like 7,000 years old and doesn't recognize a meme. Dr. Magnus' Note Get fuckin' bent, you cheated!