 So I did a sense of nature of this content. We've had to present in disguise I am professor freak first or at least that's the identity will be assuming we don't actually believe we are these people Yeah, so the agenda is we'll go over IPv6 is awesome Not again, all right, let's keep happening Okay, all right, all right fix All right, first we're gonna go over what makes this theory possible Well, you know, we got to have a good foundation of you know, this conspiracy We're gonna go over the lies the technical truth We had a part but somebody in our organization sold us out. So we had to redact part of it It was kind of shocking anyway We'll go over some of our research results. We can cover the full truth behind IPv6 The resistance and how you can help and then we'll do questions and probably more likely flee So what makes this theory possible? The need for IPv6 is agreed on by way too many people even Congress agrees on it the need for IPv6 Which makes it completely suspicious in our mind People in power generally are out to get you And we have a shadowy enemy with a hard to prove existence which is key for any conspiracy theory We've also conducted extensive international research You know put in long long hours traveling around So another thing that we've done this research to provide some evidence that this is personally what I've been working on Collect a lot of data about some thermal messaging has been hit wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You mean subliminal messaging Well, they're basically the same thing. No, no, they're not sub dermal means below the skin Um, okay, well, maybe I you know, we should be arguing about semantics Semantics, they're completely different God damn it. You're a literacy as crudest again Maybe we should skip the next few slides All right, well movie on We've got something else this key for any good conspiracy theory blurry pictures of people in this case the Queen of England For the record, I don't think this is the Queen of England either. You can be I assure you The lies there are a lot of lies I can see more Addresses Austin is ridiculous. We're gonna prove that's completely false The idea that not will not work as a solution has been proposed by NIST again a lie A lot of people think I think the five never existed. We're gonna reveal the truth about that We're finally the biggest lie that IPv6 is here to help us So the myth of IPv4 address exhaustion there's only 4.3 billion addresses, you know Some firms are buying up these address spaces to hoard them We'll discuss that in great detail as well as the artificial scarcity they're creating And I I made a little pie chart here of our estimated IPv4 usage What what's actually in use and what we suspect of being hoarded? Most of it We've also run into the argument that Nat won't work that Nat isn't good enough But you know it wasn't designed for production systems and you know the internet and how much traffic there is well You know it wasn't for designs, you know post pictures of your cat either, but you're still gonna do that There's no true peer-to-peer communications. There's no dynamic configuration So what the real reason Nat is private keeps people you know keeps activities private You know they're less able to track you across different networks You know IPv5 never existed, you know these claims are completely false It provided a secure private anonymous communication system, you know, it was awesome of course all the known developed designers are missing and Researchers we had looking into the reproducing this protocol been injured severely tragically And we also have you know IPv6 is here to help with privacy You know privacy addresses that IPv4 devices would use DHCPU From moving from network to network that keeps you know you get a new address every time, you know that seems ideal Why wouldn't you want that IPv6 device have an interface identifier, you know based on the MAC address of your device You know the legit solution is the privacy Extensions that are for a stateless addresses and automatic configuration IPv6 Of course, you know This is only if a bunch of other devices have IPv6 on that network if you have very small Networks they're going to track you across them and that's exactly what they want The real concerns, you know these small networks allow that Administrators want to track you in case you do something bad like give a talk on how they're trying to take over the world And now we're going to go on to the technical truth So you know IPv4 has four plus billion addresses that should be plenty, you know the address blocks are handed out inefficiently You know we should let the free markets decide Hordes should be punished, you know, and we have a sliding scale for this, you know, and not every punishment is appropriate So there are four four billion two hundred ninety four million nine hundred sixty seven thousand two hundred ninety six addresses out there Aficious distribution would result in plenty of space millions and millions of addresses could be freed up that are Technically exhausted and we're going to go over how that is They're addressing, you know, they're giving out inefficiently. So there's class A class B class C You know three options. It's not market efficient What's even more ridiculous is that there are 23 letter or 26 letters in the alphabet Why the IETF could not use all 26 is ridiculous. We should put that in there No, there are 26 letters in there. All right. All right All right, so I made up this nice bar graph and our line chart, which is you know Helps add legitimacy to our clients here of what we believe the hoarding scale looks like and at this rate And even if we added IPv6 companies would continue to hoard until a plateaued again And then we'd be stuck in the same boat. Yeah, the idea of peak IP is ridiculous is peak oil It's just a big scam Microsoft spent five seven point five million on IPv4 addresses You know and it's been all over the press IPv4 addresses will be hoarded for a black market So one of the things we promised is that hoarders would be named today and we will one of the biggest that really makes us angry is Canada Aaron has assigned over 80 million IP addresses to Canada There's only 35 less than 35 million people in the whole country and you know to be honest Most of them don't even have running water let alone a computer I Here's another list Not very top is in the US Department of Defense with over 280 million IP addresses now That's just the ones we know about this is from public records from the regional registrars AT&T has 102 million now granted. They're a big ISP and everything but still 100 million IP addresses Others you look at it as 38 million the blue company has 28 million Motor has 26 million is ridiculous General Electric, it's a vision of the shut-heart wood company. They have 17 million Now one of the things that we found very suspicious in our research was that the OD has 280 million IP address Very close to never people in the United States. These are all true facts so We started wondering why and the most logical conclusion we could come to is they're being used to track people that each Person in the US at least most people have an implant with a unique IP address And as the population grows the Department of Defense is going to need more IP addresses so we enlisted one of the professor's graduate students and Took some imaging of their skulls and yeah first it looked pretty normal But if you notice the lower right quadrant, there's a bit of a shadow and we inspected it we managed to extract a device from the patient that was a Small little chip that had been embedded into their head and unfortunately the person died We weren't able to figure out what exactly it was for we think they'd probably released some poison or something And that's why the person died. We're pretty positive. We figured it out and remove it safely So if you'd like to be checked, I have a van out in the parking lot I Do not go out there. He has no qualifications at all to do this That van is basically rolling probable cause. I would not get even without a hundred yards of that So we also did an IP address on it We wanted to see you know where things were distributed in addition to the hoarders We wanted to see where everything was was allocated If you add up all of the IP addresses from the the registrar, I was Aaron right, etc You come up with about three and a half million or excuse me three and a half billion IP addresses now almost 600 million are for various reserve networks defined in our seat 735 no Private address space link local local so on But if you have these up, you're missing Over 200 million IP addresses. Where are they now some people in the IP for truth community think that That's part of the conspiracy that being hoarding now to be honest I have to believe this one right because I've seen a lot of network penetration test reports from ripe For a good IP address space that's clearly in Europe, but they don't nothing about so I think that if the Europeans got their act Together and started recording IP addresses correctly. We wouldn't have that problem So how are we going to stop people from hoarding? Publishing isn't enough some people think that you know you just go somebody up in stocks And they're gonna be embarrassed and stop doing it being pelted with tomatoes who's not going to stop this problem We need to do something more severe now Depending on how many IP addresses you're hoarding if it's a class C. I say dowson and honey and feathers It's embarrassing, but it washes off easily. It's no big problem class B. You're talking about 65,000 IP addresses They're got to go with pitch or with super glue or something who's going to scrub really hard to get it off but For the class A is it's over 16 million IP addresses gotta do boiling tar and feathers to drive the message home. However Another option is torching pitchfucking pitchfork mobs We were talking to you the other day about how they're very unfairly portrayed in movies as being irrational and of no use But really they serve a very useful purpose and preventing unethical behavior and research They have a very rich historical tradition that we should not be abandoning if Thousand people with torches and pitchforks showed up in front of fuel a packer. You better believe they're going to relinquish those 38 million IP addresses I think it's worth a shot All right. Well there here we have part four which has been redacted So I just replaced the slide with a nice picture everyone can enjoy Moving on the full truth who's not to blame Highlighted ancient text will go over neurological analysis What discuss the secret meetings where they've been meeting what they've been talking about Interceptive communicates the actors and of course the nefarious cabal So the first thing that we want to make clear is the irish are not to blame for this conspiracy There's a fringe element of the IP for truth movement that blames the irish and that's not fair To be blunt those people are racist We're not right. They think that it's some sort of scheme to get revenge for the potato famines It's not the truth the caricatures of the so-called simian iris that were popular in the 19th century became Very inappropriate long ago This is a shame that some people on the IP for truth movement of trying to resurrect them And really we shouldn't be judged on the fringe every movement every truth has some sort of fringe element that is crazy We're not crazy Please don't judge us by the racist so there's a lot of a number of prophecies throughout history that have foretold the Damage that IPv6 would do to our world and how IPv4 is really good We're going to talk about the Tatara tablets, which are some of the earliest forms of human writing from 5300 BC We're going to go over Mayan text from 250 AD which is the very end of their civilization probably not a coincidence There's a Mongolian prophecy from the 12th century AD and then finally We're going to talk about a Portuguese prophecy. That's a little complicated. You'll see in a little bit So this is a chart our tablet I can go look it up on the internet some of the earliest form of human writing that's known It's been analyzed by archaeologists for a long time. It's a little hard to see in this I know it's 7,000 years old So this is a black and white version. It's a little easier to read now Archaeologists have been able to analyze this compared to other You know cultures in the same area and whatnot. It's from what is now a turkey in the lower left-hand quadrant They've identified these symbols as pictographs as corresponding to a time of plenty where the the crops were were good And you know hunting was good and whatnot the lower right-hand corner Is a time of death where the respires and starvation and I don't to be honest I don't understand how that works, but I'll tell you trust the archaeologists one thing They've always been puzzled about those at the top on the left associated with the good times was for hash marks and on the right associated with the bad times is six This is not conclusive evidence. I'll be the first to admit that It could mean a lot of things, but it kind of makes you stop and wonder You know it was this our doom foretold 7,000 years ago Something that's a little bit more obvious comes from from the Mayans much more recently a little over 2,000 years ago Like I said at the or excuse me almost 2,000 years ago at the end of their Their civilization as a photograph of it the translation is In the time when great talking spreads across the land the false prophets of six will try to leave the people astray They will make great promises to lose the followers of the four But beware the six is a demon that will bring only great darkness when it arises The demon will desolate the land and only the false prophets will prosper. I Think it's pretty obvious that that's not sound promising. No, not in the least bit So There's also a Mongolian prophecy This is from 1134 AD now. There's a lot of this is fragmented as you can see there's a photograph of one of the the I think it's parchment or something along those lines That it's damaged so there's there's pieces missing, but you can still get a pretty good picture of it Some of the highlights are it correctly identifies the invention of the internet in the worldwide web now the Mongolian 17 year calendar has Animals associated with it and they correctly line up with the actual dates when the internet was invented and whatnot It refers to the fourth in the six languages. I mean obviously 800 years ago there wasn't or 900 years ago. They didn't have a word protocol So you have to realize that they're they're struggling the seers were struggling with their limited language To describe modern technology, so it's a little long I'm not going to go over all of it, but for example the beginning of it is in the year of the fox Which matches up to the year that the year the internet was invented was the year of the fox the army DARPA presumably of the great nation of the west I do yeah Something maybe builds don't know relays across the world and the great nation will become greater and the merchants of the world We see the relays and some of the profits so the great nation will share the relays with all the merchants now obviously the DARPA eventually shared started sharing the internet with merchants it goes on to talk about how corrupted men of the world will want to destroy the signals that They realized they have to that the evil men invent a sixth language for the signal relays But they were ignored because the the army and the merchants realized that these the language was good See goes on so this is the last And with great fear the evil men will see that the people are getting wisdoms They will redouble their efforts to destroy Like the evil men will spread a great lie across something web Something fourth language is simple and only for the stupid and the army and the merchants will be fooled by the evil men It will begin to speak the sixth language the evil men will rejoice for their domination of the world and the destruction of Something is nigh and we don't know what that something is. I could be the internet. It could be the world I think we can agree that something we shouldn't find out So they have the Portuguese prophecy and this is a little complicated because we can't actually show it to you now We're risking our lives to to bring this to you. I mean, we obviously were in disguise But there's still a lot of risk associated with it But there's some things that are worse than death the the Portuguese profite that prophecy the text of it is In the possession of the Church of Practicology, which is that cult that was started by Stan Lee Well, I don't you don't want to offend them. It's the alien king that lives inside Stanley's head Yeah, okay, whatever, but anyway, we can't they have a copy right on it. We can't show it it's very unfortunate, but we have seen it and We've been able to perform a lot of analysis of it provides some clues about decoding the RFCs of IPv6 and Most importantly it reveals how ball members that are controlling IPv6 can be identified So we also want to talk a little about time cube Because time cube well, it's not directly related to IPv6. There's a lot of truth that Jean Ray has put on his website So for example, if you're not from Louis Chaby, this is from their website this morning time cube math is absolute proof You're retarded. You can't comprehend fact the cube for simultaneous 24-hour days. He goes on time cube.com so Also, there's some more excerpts full rotated score will create 16 corners 96 hours for simultaneous 24-hour day circles within the single Imaginary cube your rotation. This is the important part for rotations and a 24-hour day are good obviously IPv4 Six rotations is educated stupid evil IPv6 One corner day equals evil four corners equals four corner days evil one day. God claims crux all academia 96 hour cubic day debunks one day as witchcraft Clearly Jean Ray is a modern day seer. I mean it's just not lie No, yeah, exactly maps is not lie So we did analysis of six as well Brand six was a Nazi official in charge of directing police operations in Germany. It's exciting. They successfully invaded the United Kingdom Coffins are buried six feet under underground Coincidence maybe in my six also referred to by the nickname six the secret intelligence gathering organization six and Roman numerals It's VI so we think there may be connections We also did some further studies area 51 five plus one equals six Prophecies again supposed to the world's close in on 12 21 one plus two plus two plus one six Six six six obviously 360 and again another number in nature divided by six equals 60 divided by six equals 10 divided by two equals five Okay 12 sides the satanic zodiac the prisoner was number six You know, are you ready to pick up again? I think that okay Okay, so that's a perfect number six is related to the messing game prime three since two Times two to two squared minus one equals six the next perfect number is 28. It speaks for itself I See you again Okay, why are all public versions of IP composite numbers? Obviously not a hatred of even numbers since there wasn't you know a two wasn't used either, but we have ipv4 to ipv6 You know what what's wrong with prime numbers? I have a theory that because prime numbers are used for encryption They think that it's secure something. I don't know that's just a theory Makes me think so we mentioned the RFC numerological analysis now There's five primary RFC is associated with IP version six. There's a lot of peripheral ones But these are the core five so if you take the numbers of those RFC's and then look at the differences between the numbers Well, they're incremented. I come up with four now clearly 2635 is a little bit of anomaly and we had to think about this one for a long time But if you drop the two off and reorder them makes a lot more sense We're able to extrapolate this out into an equation It was a little complicated and from that equation we were able to obtain the whole sequence now This is just what we can put on the screen. There's obviously it'll go on to you know add an item Once you take these numbers and put them into or extract the characters from RFC 1883 the original IPv6 Specification you come up with the text When you parse it out a bit Some plans become clear we will control all and then a series of what are Court obviously longitude and latitude coordinates in a year We map these out Several numbers cities now the weird one is that is the fourth one because the 2002 there's just six numbers Or seven seven numbers and we're not exactly sure why there's seven numbers instead of longitude latitude coordinates There's some fringe people. Well, it's your idea professor review. I'm a friend person. Yeah. Yeah, he thinks that it's target coordinates I think that's crazy, but We do have some evidence in a minute here So what are these meetings? We gathered information from using mostly disposable teaching assistance Prod 1991 initial meeting to push IPv6 been ten years old Determined fear must be used what better place than prod I believe they're going to reopen the torture of castles In fact, we may still have some students there. We should go check London 1996 second meeting push IPv6 then 15 years old capitals need to acquire resources and create our artificial scarcity misinformation campaign begins the Queen joins the cabal Boston 1999 discussion on learning from the Millennium Bog propaganda just lies nothing that lies what happened nothing fear tactics of people of the losing access to pets.com or short-lived secret meetings unknown location 2002 key players of the cabal meet pictures smuggled out of location at great costs communications with grad student loss before location Disclosed possible. They just got drunk with friendly locals who are also great If anyone knows this location, please contact us. It's critical Outside Vienna 2004 emergency meeting researchers and unknown government agencies suspect foul play Evidence of a resistance is discussed our lives are put in danger for the first time live-blogging of subjects like friends foul movements Sorry, we're moving on Miami. We'll talk about Miami. Okay. I think I can progress meeting in Miami 2010 police actively providing security for the cabal our last Gullible TA is discovered and we really have no idea why Who is behind this? You know, we discussed the cabal, but it may be you know the nanobots ex-kct tried to warn us Devices needed to address and communicate with a nanobot cloud consisting of more than four billion bots consumption of all matter earth matter is now imminent IPv6 goes ahead. They may be controlling the minds of the other players including the cabal If you go to the xkcd website, look at the cartoon go to the forum Most people in the IPv4 are into the IP for truth community believe this is the professor's very Impressionable every time he goes to xkcd just thinks that the truth. This is really garbage So what do we know about the cabal? We've been able to gather a fair amount of intelligence from the analyzing the prophecies from the agents that we've snuck into their secret meetings We know they wear funny hats They're evil They were originally composed of the pentaverant The Vatican the Queen the Gettys the Roth trials and Colonel Sanders Yeah before he went tits up So who's in the cabal? We know that vint surf is this is a very funny hat that he's wearing here much ridiculous. He invented most of the internet It sounds like a made-up name. It's Yeah, vint sir. I mean you might as well go by something like Ulysses Q. Albuquerque. I mean it makes no sense Where was he really born though? We have tried to find his birth certificate. He will not tell us he won't give it to us Makes us very suspicious supposedly he was born in the United States, but with a name like that. I don't know. Yeah, it's it's a mystery Tim Berners-Lee Also wearing a funny hat and a weird world. He invented the world wide web He was made Knight commander of the British Empire There's a lot of suspicion at the time of the IP for truth community that this was done to buy a silence to make him happy Perhaps he was just grundled with the cabal since then he's fled from England and now lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts We have some evidence of the theory that we're going to be revealing in a little bit Subcommander Marcos also known as Mark Mueller He was adopted in Brazil. His biological parents are unknown We know he's a German ancestry and there's some evidence that he may be a clone and Finally the supreme commander of the cabal. We don't know his name He wears no hat, but he has larger lace tops, which presumably is significant of his rate He's probably a vampire based on how he looks and also we think he might be strong Thurman's secret twin brother So we've intercepted some cumulative case as I said This is from something I gathered from a honeypot operation down in Miami this is originally an email from Subcommander Marcos to clean Elizabeth says Elizabeth Burners Lee is getting restless this is from 2001 and unhappy with our strategy He hasn't threatened to leave yet, but I'm afraid that he will that will be next He can be a valuable asset, so I'd rather not kill him Perhaps if you give him some kind of some kind of honor at least keep his mouth shut and then she replies done I'll make him a KBE. I love calling people people calling him sir Tim Elizabeth Regina Yeah, they have a confidentiality note to bond to weird So also there's a lot of ties between the cabal and the information security industry because You know basically they're afraid that we're going to find out the truth like the professor and I did So they they keep trying to keep people in line This is a email that was discovered for one of many emails discovered from the cabal to the head of a Research for large research organization and the information security industry From supreme commander says Nick you've been doing a great job on suppressing IPv6 research. You'll be richly rewarded I'll be sending you some more agents soon any of the guy replies. Thank you, sir There are some troublemakers that may need to be addressed. Well, the suppose of the bodies is normal We're hoping this isn't us, but it's one of the many reasons why we're protecting our identities today So what else is the ball one thing that we know for sure because of interrogations of a captured Agent they killed Paul McCartney This was leaked out by the Beatles and they're you know cover to add your own I think everyone knows that that ball Paul's not wearing shoes there shoes killed But we're not really we know that he they killed him, but we're not sure why One thing that's been tossed around that hasn't have a lot of evidence is that because there were four Beatles They felt somehow that was a sport of IPv4. They're kind of crazy. We don't really know why What what other nefarious actions have they done they rewarded Al Gore with convincing the Internet? Then they punished Al Gore for not supporting IPv6 once he joined the resistance And now he's doomed to live out the rest of his days in the infill of his jar Other other actions Was told to you in confidence we have to get the truth out. They also killed us Kat Schrodinger I'm also gathering a lot of evidence the TSA who's I think we know who controls the TSA stole one of my socks on the way here So what other initiative is a cabal undertaking? Well, this is something that has cabal Fingerprints all over it. This is an article from the Telegraph in 2007 Scientists developed remote controlled pigeon Why would they want to do this? Well, that's what the professor and I were wondering when we first saw this and basically What we've decided is that the experiments on birds are multi-purpose one. This is tied to some brain monitoring controlling Efforts that will be discussing in more detail later. It's also Tied to advanced implementation of RC 1149. Obviously, there's some serious ethical considerations with experimenting on animals Ignoring the serious ethical considerations. We have the obvious violation of international verbal They're using a land-based bird, which you know, it's illegal Which we then decided to use a seabird which is totally engines are legal tender in many countries so Professor and I Pondered what to do about this and we came up with a solution This is some documentation from one of our early experiments. It was very promising We trained a pelican To deal with We were very optimistic that we're this is going to be an end of the cabal's pigeon research unfortunately one of our agents was In ball took a video at a cabal training facility and Smuggled this out to us This was just heartbreaking. This is one of the Train was trained by the professor. She can see Sodorka killer whale eating it and they just ripped it to pieces It just a good friend. Yeah, all who was left was just letting bits of chump by them and they're done We don't know what to do I mean we're they every time we seem to make it advance they they get come up with something to stop us Other come all initiatives. They're tied to my space. Well, they can't all be your winners That's good news because it shows they can be defeated They funded research of the brain monitoring technology and planet electrodes fmri, etc So what's in the future for the cabal? Well Monitoring all of these six communications is pretty clear. I mean if they control the protocol they can monitor whatever they want They can also plant thought monitoring chips into every human that was one of the main purposes of the the pigeon experiments We have strong evidence that unfortunately we can't we're not ready to reveal yet that IP version 7 or version 8 Depending on what they go with. It's not really clear how your prime number Right exactly Prime composite. Yeah, that is going to support thought control tips, which is just horrifying So the next the question that we have next is Just the tip I What else is it going to be doing it's terrible CIA NSA roundups the need for on anonymity avoiding social networks. Sorry face plus Distributed cell structures first the CIA NSA roundups You know this is there's a suspicious absence of anti IPv6 groups of all the protest groups out there Why not any anti IPv6 ones? Why is it just us? Doesn't make any sense They have not yet denied you know internment camps for IPv6 resistance. We haven't really asked them to just be able to save So yeah, we don't want to do it ourselves Seems needless. Okay, we know wouldn't be dressed like this if it wasn't required Yeah, our corporate overlord snuck with the bill We had to buy these disguises ourselves Because they're probably part of the conspiracy. Also that took this hotel from my hotel room They're black helicopters flying around Las Vegas And I Called down to the front desk and they insisted that it was just tourists, but I think that's a little too baloney I mean clearly they're monitoring me the need for an anyway We're gonna use a guy Fox mask here, but that's sort of been ruined IPv6 forces implementing this technology in no smart in no small part to track you We've covered the privacy concerns, but additional steps need to be taken You know tour may be comprised of a powerful NSA networks It will be yeah Avoiding social networking voluntary tracking of social identity activities seems harmless enough But you know tying social network profiles IPv6 addresses which are tracked from network to network eventually no anonymity Doesn't matter which face plus service you use so avoid social networking Most of the groups and clubs you see on Facebook about opposing IPv6 are just traps I mean beyond is only a moron would join something publicly. We did not start that Probably run by the cabal or some agency they control anyone that joins it's going to be monitored and eventually rounded up for an intern My camp the most damning evidence is the face plus didn't invite us to their speaker party clearly They're afraid of the truth. You can't explain that So one of the things that we suggest for you know keeping the resistance strong is to use a distributed cell structure It really gets a bad rap because of its use by other less honorable organizations Make sure that the cell members aren't federal agents That's really important or to ball agents even more important Don't trust anyone probably the safest cell structure that it's just a cell of one I did some research on on on distributed cell structures and It's really kind of confusing. I don't really understand what these these are supposed to be Well, I know I agree. So like yeah, pull these off the Wikipedia and I don't understand how it works But probably being in a distributed cell is the best way to avoid being killed So what you know, why did we do this? The truth must be told, you know, the cabal must be stopped. They're evil Also only animals wait in mind for two hours for badges Any questions? All right, we're leaving it. Oh, yeah question. Yes Uh Yeah, I opened the box I did I destroyed the state the way of state anyone else You never tried to throw us all you must be with the cabal that sounds awfully suspicious They are not fake. This is the truth. You're just trying to cast doubts in this. Did you see the math we used? Yeah The numeral logical analysis. I mean, we spent a lot of time on this. You can't make that up Yes Uh, well the professor did that at three That sounds like a cabal lie. Yeah, I I agree I have to say that that's very unlikely to me anyone else. Yes That is also a violation of purple. Yeah, it is It clearly and it's evil too. Yes Oh, damn. I didn't do that Thank you. You want to be a grad student? Speaking the truth obviously a coincidence Yes, so what's that? Not from us, but you'll be doing a good deed The question is if you get a t-shirt for spotting the cabal just take them back and the alley and beat them Yes They should but it's pretty clear that the cabal is completely infiltrated congress. I mean they act like a bunch of morons I that's the only explanation Yes Sorry say that again What? Jibberish, uh, probably a brain controlled malfunction. Yes Sorry, what's that? You'd be surprised. That's the professor's van. I don't drive a panel van because I don't need to do things in that. Yes Sorry, what? No, there's enough of us here where there's strength in numbers. They cannot kill us all Well, they could but You're messy. We have to take the risk. It's worth it. We have to take the risk. Yes. You're the ugly one in the front Uh, yeah, again, that's jibberish, but more brain claimed functions Uh, we believe there's a paperwork mistake Lies a lot of lies. Yes God damn no We should have had some better security here Anyone else Anyone you can get them at any hardware store pitchforks torches are harder to find than pitchforks But you look up on the internet. I'm sure there's a website that'll show you how to make torches anything else No, that's just proof they're after us. Yeah I That's like leaving a dead horse in somebody's bag or or a mannequin test. Yeah Uh, that is true. There are some three pronged pitchforks too, but yeah, the fourth ones are clearly what we need for a torching pitchfork bob Sounds like a crazy question to me. I don't think that's well, you're nobody care as to what you had to say Yes Well, this is a Okay, it's hard to say. This is a tactical black sort of like this is one of the extra dark ones It was uh, $700 And well worth it. I I mean, I'm not I didn't invent the turtle neck and I don't claim that But I wasn't the first to recognize the tactical potential No, no, he's just a tool. Yes They apple has a class a Network segment they really do It's not my choice Anyone else? All right. Thank you very much. Be careful