 Okay, what's up everybody on sports and like conduct. We're back Football's back college football's back a baseball's still going on and we're back Gone for a minute, but we're back now. We've got we've got a lot to talk about We've got a little bit of a new show layout for you guys get a little fancy for season three Also, season three of a sports and like conduct. Thanks So for making this possible all of you that watch and hang out with us Couldn't do it without you guys. So that's pretty awesome. But Let's just dive right in because we there's been a lot of news already today. There's been a lot of news over the past couple of weeks So gap shall we I? Don't even know where you want to start like that. I thought today was gonna be a chill day You know, I thought today was gonna go really smooth everything this season starting everything's gonna be really Together everyone's gonna start showing up, you know to practice to work to games No, you would think and I don't think that's the case for this year That's not the case. So that is our number one of the five things you need to know for the week Chris Jones and Nick Bosa Haven't shown up don't plan on showing up And it doesn't seem like their respective teams are kind of pushing for them to work with them, I guess But I don't know because you look at both of those teams and you think okay Without a doubt the two best players on each of their defenses, right? 100% like two of the best players in The NFL, right? But then you look you kind of lean more to the chief side and you think okay without Chris Jones like That's huge. Well, here's my take on it though Chris Jones a very very very big part of the defense because their defense is a little not great Not great, but Chris Jones didn't get a sack in the playoffs until last season. So I don't know Maybe they don't really need about there. That's true. But then also like I mean, you do know You do need him and I think He knows that he knows that the chiefs need him and I feel like that's a major Part of the reason why he's not budging and I don't necessarily blame him because He's such an important piece of that defense that Defense that's doing anything Crazy they lost their number one defensive playoff performer to the Broncos. So But then on the other hand like the 49ers the 49ers have a good defense with or without Nick Bosa, obviously It's a little bit better with Um But they're still going to be fine if maybe he misses the first game or two and then they figure it out it out but like I Can't say the same for the chiefs and then news today Travis Kelsey hyper extends his knee in practice and then his status is questionable for Thursday and Somebody in this space took Travis Kelsey for I didn't put the money on it yet. The money is still sitting there I was just exploring the options. I was looking at it. Why would I not pick Travis Kelsey first touchdown? Yeah, there's a million touchdowns a season. I don't worry. Go everybody For Travis Kelsey, I don't blame you but Now where what's the pivot? Pacheco, yeah, I don't know. Maybe Patrick Mahomes. Maybe he wants to show up I It's pretty interesting. I know this is and this comment is perfect take Kelsey away the chiefs will have a big dive He's getting older. He's what guys come on. Have you ever see though? Yeah, but like I think Patrick Mahomes is gonna be fine with or without Kelsey You'll just throw somebody else out there. They'll catch a ball you put anybody out there and they're catching a ball from Patrick I'm we've seen it every single time but you look at their pass catchers without Travis Kelsey I mean it looks kind of bad, but it's not very good this in combo last year. It's not very good Yeah, I mean Tyree kills gone. They're gonna be terrible guess what terrible equal super ball. So true That's true all valid points all completely valid, but He also had the cushion of Travis Kelsey and now maybe without Kelsey I mean the the spread for the game has already gone down a point just within well. Yeah I mean, that's one guaranteed touchdown out the way for Kansas City, so just pretty interesting to me I had a nice parlay ready to I was gonna take chiefs money line actually chiefs spread Travis Kelsey any time touchdown in Patrick Mahomes over one and a half passing touchdowns, but like I'll just sub someone else in I guess Hopefully Jet McKinnon touchdown watch watch him be the first touchdown score for the chiefs after the pain and suffering he put me through in the Super Bowl He did he really did brutal brutal brutal, but That's topic number one. What's number two? I feel like we need everybody else is talking about it. We have to talk about it Colorado football We maybe we have both decided I don't give a shit Who calls this bandwagoners? We are hopping on the Colorado bandwagon. I'm in 100% it I don't like the coach prime era like I'm I'm all in see I'm not a big you're not either We're not big college football. No, I don't know a lot. I don't know much I just know that Ohio State plays all the time and everyone wears a red every single Saturday and is watching a game at 12 p.m. This is about the most that I know. Yeah Well, I'm like with this team like I've said before I My college football fandom starts and stops with the quarterback So I'll I'll pay more attention to teams that have good quarterbacks like USC this year. I'm all in on Kayla Williams and watching him and stuff That's how I've been with Georgia for the last few years and then Notre Dame when I was a kid Oklahoma like schools like that. I don't I don't sit and Actively root for one team. This might be the year though. I'm reading one team Well, I'm rooting for it because all the things that people were saying leading up to this Which I had no idea what Colorado was gonna do when they went out there. It's kind of like insulting I mean, but again, none of us knew No, but I was blown away 21 point dogs 21 point dogs is insulting like I don't That's just when I saw that I was like, okay If you guys really think so but and like I know TCU was the runner-up for the national championship But like they got smoked. So I got ripped to shreds like smoked isn't even About as nice as I can I can put it without basically saying they got they were ripped to shreds punched in the mouth 10 times over It was one of the worst beatdowns I've ever seen in a football game and I watched I watched this baseball game over here yesterday that was Not as bad as So yeah, the TCU game was worse than the Guardians given up 20 runs. It was Not great, but I Mean, I mean, I just can't get I can't get over 21 and points is Generous and they went out there and they fucking bald they bald Yeah, my favorite tree to the whole day. It was so funny. I don't know who posted I saw it while I was scrolling and it said Dion Sanders has has a white safety out here Getting interceptions. He has those boys locked in. I'm like, yeah, that's like they're so good That is so that is one thing I will say though I've seen a lot of people say oh this team was one in 11 last year Dion came in and now They're gonna be a winning program like yes They were one in 11 last year, but the team that played on the field last year is not the same team That's on there this year. He brought what 70 guys yeah with him. Oh, yeah, like that's I mean It's awesome to look at just how one game can completely change The perception of a program and stuff, but like let's Let's just come back down to earth real quick and look at the facts like it's not the same team Not the same team and this team is way more exciting No offense to the people that were on the team before right wishing you well, but I like what I'm seeing here Oh, and they're in the top 25 now. Yeah, I'm in 21 point dogs and now they're in the 25. Yep, whatever Um last thing about that They have Nebraska this weekend and they're gonna stop this big 10 team Nebraska can't score points If anybody is going to just absolutely have a blunder. It's gonna be a mat rule team. So Mat rule team what a matchup though Yeah It's it's exciting But the last thing I will say about this and going back to the way that just one game has transformed a program Shadows, it is now the record holder For like most passing yards or whatever it is in his first Game with the school. I don't know if that's more testament to him and how good He played and how good that he can be or how bad The program has been or a mix of both mix of both mix of both, but that's insane your first game Add a new school and you're breaking records. That's ridiculous pack 12 teams going out with a bang They're doing it. They said you're gonna watch us crumble. We're gonna have fun. Wow We're doing it. I mean whatever The ncda wants to completely blow it up like let's all Grab our cigars and go down with the ship, you know Oh, yeah, but like deon sanders. Here's our comparison. Who would you rather report deon sanders? Davo Oh, it's not It's not comparable. It's not even remotely close. It's not close Oh, last thing I will say I think this is setting him up for like a major College program career Like I think this is just a little stepping so like let's say you put him in somewhere like Ohio State now I might watch So then I'm not gonna watch Ryan day. He's got the energy. He's got the boys bought in completely He's got the fans bought in completely. He's got us who don't give a single crap about college football we're all in Like that They could lose the rest of their games. I'm still I'm all in. They did what they needed to do. Okay. Yep. Yep and in a Organization a giant organization like the NCAA that is basically in a nosedive right now in terms of Fans being happy with what's going on especially with conference relightments and stuff like this is exactly what they mean They should be sending him flowers on top of flowers Saying thank you. Thank you So everybody else is pretty damn boring Yeah But since we brought up uh dabo and brine kelly shall we talk about? Maybe the two Worst performances of the week 100 we should um Clemson Are they bad? That was bad lsu. Are you frauds and on my thing with lsu basketball team the women's basketball team shout out to you guys Love you football team though. Love to see you crumble especially now that they've got I'm i'm a brine kelly hater. I'm a hater and i'm not ashamed to admit it like if there is no one left in the world Hating brine kelly. I am no longer on this earth. What's what's the tweet? If he has if he has a million haters. I'm one of them If he has no haters dead. Yeah, he's just the whole the whole thing the The the fake accent is really what drives me crazy like my man. You are from the greater boston area You don't have a southern accent dude You don't have one and I don't know I don't somebody replied to that tweet and was like, oh somebody like people Pick up accents when they move. He didn't move yet He had an accent his first day on campus He had an accent his first day. He was watching youtube videos practicing. I guarantee it. He's He's michael scott in that episode where they play the murder game And he's dragging out the drawl and stuff like that Like he's such a phony and then for him to say before the game that they're gonna like beat down florida state who When going into that game, they were what ranked nine, I think like that's nothing to kind of laugh at and Think that you're just gonna like steal them stop them And then what happened Like you got embarrassed they scored what how many points did they score in the second half 30 something 30 some Yeah, that you guys Answer in a single one that receiver to that transfer from michigan state is a beast There's absolutely no way absolutely no way but if whenever he goes into the draft the patriots can get him I'll die happy right now in there the patriots could use a receiver to One good rookie receiver. Maybe and maybe this year is going to be the year We'll talk about that later, but The track record has not been great. Let's just put it that way but Are there are those two teams frauds who out of lsu and clemson? Just based on week one alone Are you like is the fraud meter? Clemson going crazy. Clemson. It has to be right for sure their kicker couldn't even kick it 10 feet away Poor guy It was worse than kade york I I saw a tweet that I I completely agree with and it hurts my soul, but Dabo and clemson had me rooting for a duke sports team That has never in the history of my lifetime ever happened until last night and like I Historically have liked the clemson teams again the whole quarterback thing um Not being a good person. Um, yeah, see I was in on the priera also. Yeah. Yeah way before that, but it's uh It's times have changed like I'm I'm over dabo. I think he's a phony too Different ways like that's southern accent real. I'm not gonna knock him for that but the whole You know, I'm gonna sprint out to be the first player on the field even though I'm not even Hardo um being against the kids getting paid like You're making a million Dollars out your ass. How is how is that going? The kids getting paid. You see what those like boosters do down there? Oh, what do you mean? They have so much money. They're gonna donate any money that you want Like who cares? And then his whole God thing like I just Cool, dude. I won't even I won't even I'm not gonna get into it, but everybody knows everybody knows everybody knows I just I just remember seeing this video It was like church service and they had the clemson play. I'm just not even gonna do it It was just one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life. I don't know college football is crazy the fans are nuts. I respect it though because And they go all out for it and they scare me a little bit. Oh, they're terrifying, but I respect that I respect it won't be more More schools more than others like I don't know big 10 schools kind of scare me I think sec schools scare me of that too, but they're two different types of scary sec schools is a cold 110% Psycho cult Big 10 schools though You're just absolutely deranged if you're gonna go sit out in the freezing cold Rain sleet snow to watch two teams just punting back and forth back and forth Maybe score 15 to 20 points on a lucky day. You're nuts. You're absolutely nuts. I don't trust you I've been okay. So I've been to a few Ohio State games and I've I've been lived in Columbus, you know, like it's just Ohio State's there. I've been to plenty. I've seen it all I've been a part of some of the festivities and they are crazy I Don't think I last time I was there to play like 2019. I went to Penn State, Ohio State I don't think I went to sleep. I was up for 24 hours And we got up at 6 a.m To start a party. Yeah, I was fighting for my life. So that scares me like a lot of the time I wish I went to a school with a big football program and then I Yeah Hear stuff like that and I watch all the girlies on tiktok who are getting ready for game days and stuff I'm like, I I would not be able to do that. You've ever heard of mirror lake I don't even know what the hell that is when Ohio State fans jump into the lake the night before they play Michigan and it's freezing No, been in that Don't know why I got invited. I said sure. I'll go that's okay. So that's what I mean big 10 absolutely deranged Just some midwest You're willingly trying to give yourself pneumonia In the name of college football When you're like 19 years old, you know, like, oh, this is so cool. This is so awesome We're just gonna go jump in this freezing lake because maybe that'll help them beat michigan I'm all I'm all in on superstitions and stuff, but there is a line Jumping in a freezing cold lake in december is where I draw it Well, don't worry. It's in november. So you don't even have to worry about it. Okay, november 2 november counts Not for me, but Whatever Go ahead. Um in crazier news though Did Chandler jones, did you see all the things? Yeah, I was like trying to follow along with the instagram stories and I was getting a little bit confused I didn't know what was going on. I know that he can't get into their gym and workouts We has to go uh to planet fitness down the road so I The one that I stuck out to me the most Saying that he doesn't want to play For the raiders if josh mcdaniel's is still the head coach and if their gm is still the gm Now, I don't know what it is that switches in josh mcdaniel's brain when he becomes a head coach But History has shown like he is not a likeable God, I think he embarrassed his uh Patriots a little too much and he said he can't come back Mac jones stiff arm. He said you look a little too strong. You don't need to work out here anymore Yeah, maybe if Chandler jones wants to come back to new england. I'll be the first one to open the door like I That's that would be great. I just don't like there are stories from denver when mcdaniel's was the head coach in denver that He went on a power trip basically And nobody liked him And now it seems like that might be happening again Chandler jones can't get to the facility. He's got People contacting his baby mama who like I just don't understand that have a conversation about work with ever Like I don't this is all just based on his instagram stories. So I mean there's two sides to everything But I can't imagine he's lying about not being able To go work out at the facility. Are the stories still up? I haven't checked So I'm gonna tell you just talking a lot. So I'm gonna assume they were still up I mean, I feel like there's a bunch of people that he could contact to be able to get to where he needs to go But for some reason I don't know why athletes can they just they don't have the right contacts that they need for things The stories are not still up. Hmm. They have been deleted. Okay, so however, they are all over. Oh, yeah, they're everywhere So they're literally everywhere It's it's gotta be resolved before sunday because He's still I mean you've obviously you'll watch everybody watch the patriots game last year Still a good player Still can make winning plays. Mm-hmm And that's all we have to talk about about that game specifically let him in the damn practice facility Let him in just let him in. Why would you not let him in? It will help you More if he is playing on your football team Please let the man inside Unless josh midi knows things that they don't need him anymore. And if that's the case like It just goes back to my little power trip thing Like sometimes so I feel like there's just a miscommunication with the players and the things that they need to do And they just don't ask the right people. Mm-hmm the right questions. I've seen that happen a lot of times I don't I don't know his one of the other things is like he can't get in contact with either of them So like how? Right, like are they just purposely ignoring him purposely not picking up the phone when he calls? Yeah, there's something there's something off with the story something like I don't I'm not Something's not the math. They got Josh Jacobs backs out there. So I mean It's just not it's not Connecting and I need I need more I need more information. So Chandler Jones, if you like to provide more information, please I would love it. I would love it Um because the downfall of josh mcdannells as a head coach is one of my favorite things Raiders are gonna be really bad. They're they're not gonna be very good. I don't think they're not gonna be I hot take devonte atoms is gonna get traded this year. He's gonna force this way out Is it that hot of a take? I don't I'm surprised he's still there now I'm surprised he still is there but like the money and stuff. Yeah, and I'm surprised he hasn't said anything or done anything outrageous To cause a scene, you know the wide receiver way It's this is this is how it's gonna play out for the vegas raiders this year Jimmy garoppolo is gonna come out and he's gonna look like jimmy garoppolo not bad Not great, but you know doing enough Doing enough for them to win a game lose a game by a touchdown somewhere there He gets hurt because he's jimmy garoppolo and unfortunately He's made of glass. That's just the tail of his career Brian Hoyer comes in And uh, we all know how that's gonna go we've seen that happen before Um, their rookie though isn't bad. So maybe he might get the nod over Hoyer but whatever the case may be Devonte is not going to be happy about it and he's going to want out and the new york jets are going to somehow find a Don't don't don't put that out into the universe. I know I know first. I don't want that to happen You don't want that to happen. I don't think anybody Anywhere Says judge fans. No want that to happen. No, but speaking of uh jets fans That's just a little tiny taste of our segment. Uh football's back. Hi surprise. Welcome to week one Here we go and it fell it's already here. I can't believe it's here. That is crazy It felt like the Super Bowl was just last week. Yeah Yeah, this it's been a fun summer. It's maybe not for us specifically in terms of like other sports Um, oh, yeah, let's not go there. We don't have to talk about that all that much but like other than that extra curricular activities have been fun Uh, but we're back and football season kicks off thursday. We got a full slate on sunday and uh If you guys have seen There's been a lot of talk about the new york jets I mean they're on hard knocks. So everybody's talking about that and they've just been talking and rightfully so I mean there's a lot to be excited about in The new york and new jersey area wherever you want to say the new york jets are from Um, so I get that But there's one take in particular that I i'm gonna need I'm gonna need people to chill out And I'm gonna pull it up. So I get this 100 accurate. Okay, but It's uh It's something let me go to my little folder here All right, according to jets jets cornerback dj read the 2023 jets defense Could be the best defense in the nfl historically Over the legion of boom over the 85 bears He thinks that this jets defense can do that and i'm not saying their defense is bad It's one of the best defenses in the league for sure But let's maybe temper our expectations. Okay, just a touch Now it's a little I feel like we're in an era where you cannot be like that. It doesn't matter what you do Something like that. Well, I mean look at every offense Offensive league. We're not at a defensive league. We're scoring touchdowns. We're scoring points Uh, no, that's all I got. It's just not gonna happen. And like It'd be one thing if he was like, yeah, like we we're gonna be the best defense in the league this year. Sure I Would not necessarily disagree with that because I think that that is pretty possible Saying you're gonna be better than the 85 bears the best defense in the nfl ever and then the legion of boom like Come on come on Um, but that's I mean you guys I just put that out specifically because the jets are obviously rival of the patriots I am keeping my eyes peeled for any and all Takes that are not going to age well, but i'm saving them But i'm sure gab you've got ones from The bangles and the ravens I like I like the ravens. I like to watch the ravens. I Steelers not annoying right now Bangles no, what are they gonna be annoying about saying they're gonna go 500? Congrats guys, and I can't pick it is a nice guy I like Kenny pick it I'm not I'm not even going near The Steelers, but the Cincinnati bangles, man They are the most entitled Team to never win a super bowl, and I'm saying that over the buffalo bills I was gonna say If they aren't number one one a one b like Of recent out the recency bias the bangles will go number one because They just feel like they're so disrespected They have a great team a great team But when a super bowl That did how like I I don't Joe borrows not everyone's number one quarterback Okay, um Beat the guy that we all think is the number one quarterback first and then we can have that conversation Um super bowl, maybe Cool. I don't know like it's possible. Yeah, I don't think they're out of the conversation But I'm not very much in the conversation But uh, just do it if you want us to talk about you like that Yeah to To feel disrespect like I don't I don't get it I don't get it but football's back and trash talk is back and tanks are flying everywhere Fresh talk is back. I've I've been in such a mood this past week Just because I've seen all of these takes from left right just about everybody And I'm just like I have that disgusting monster feeling you're ready to like and I'm like, oh, I'm so ready I'm sorry to just absolutely be so mean Not mean Oh mean, I mean this this year I've I know I'm like a toxic Patriots fan and I'll argue no matter what real quick This year this division is going to be the worst. It's ever been in terms of Bands just going back and forth Because it's this division's a gauntlet and it's just gonna be you better hope the Jets crumble It's gonna get ugly. Oh, oh, I I do Jets are crumbling. I have no No part of me Thinks that they're going to be as good as everybody else thinks they are and that's definitely bias 100% I don't care Don't care Just I can't I can't it doesn't sit right with me to Look at that team that my team has bullied for years and years and years my entire life basically and think oh, they're gonna be good I got No, it's just it's not on the two list. Can't do it. Sorry Um And that's it. That's the five things you guys need to know if you didn't already know now, you know now, you know and now You want to make some predictions? Yeah, I mean we have a couple days before the season starts So I might as well get these out on the internet while I can so I can be right later on Oh, you're wrong Let's just uh, let's go in order here. Um MVP who's gonna be MVP this year? You're not gonna like my answer and this is the last time ever gonna use this answer. Okay. Let me build up to what I'm gonna say Okay, I this is my last time. I'm gonna do it my last time It's either do it now or don't not I'm out. I'm 100 out. Don't ever again Josh Allen great season lead into a uh fall off in the playoffs again Usually how it goes come on. I'm going Josh Allen. This is my last time doing it. I've done it last year The year before This is The last chance you get I mean, that's fair. This should be the last chance buffalo gets in terms of being talked about in the serious contender category, but We can have that conversation at a late date. Um, I'm running it back from last year And I think there's more of a case This year for this guy than there was last year and that is my beloved little Justin harbert kellenmore coming in and taking over that offense. I think is going to be so good for him That there's no there's absolutely no reason why he shouldn't be in the conversation if not in the top three of mvp candidates and Honestly, if he's not it should it should be a disappointment and I might be at my wit's end when it comes to Defending him because yeah, brennan staley's still there, but like kellenmore is it's going to be his offense staley Staley needed to step in because lombardi was not great, but staley's also not great. So like And I just I just think it's just going to be it's just going to be a really good year for him for the chargers provided, you know keenan allen and mike stay healthy, but He can't predict that stuff, but i'm going with you. I mean like that's my number two Well, I mean patch for my home sure, but Yeah, I love to win it every year pouring. Let's switch it up. Let's switch it up a little bit like we know that you're good Let's have someone else do it. Yeah, and I do like the chargers. Let's give her via turn, please I do like the chargers I'm going to a lot of chargers games this year. So I'm going to be pushing the agenda big. Got a jersey I don't have a jersey yet, and I've been thinking about getting one. We need the blue one I don't know. I like the navy ones. I love the navy one. I mean, I love the blue one. I know maybe blue I got my brother Baby blue herbert jersey. He's a chargers fan. So I know I won't I got my like My herby t-shirt where it's like the 90s Band or artist t-shirt where it's just like their big faces all over the place. I've got one of those I've been thinking maybe I'll uh ask, you know, who for a Herby jersey for my birthday or something We'll see I love that. Um, all right next one Rookie of the year so offense and defense Well, I was just gonna I was literally just gonna give you offense Oh, all right, you give offense. I'll give defense. Okay. I feel like everybody. This is everybody's choice Why would I not why would Bijan Robinson not win rookie of the year? He's gonna get the football Anyone else in that rookie class The best thing that the Falcons have Why would it not be him? Yeah, I was gonna give him his mind too. So works out and then defense I have a bias one and an unbiased one, but I'm gonna stick with bias the Patriots one first. I'm gonna stick with the bias It's gonna be christian Gonzalez. I just And I know it's tough and it's gonna be damn near impossible to have back-to-back Like corners for rookie of the year sauces last year. Gonzo will be this year. I just I feel I feel good about it I feel good about the kid And if that's gonna be key on white, so it's a patriot either way So it's fine for me. I'll push that agenda any day of the week I just I don't know it. There's something about about their defense. I feel good about And then my unbiased one like I just I'm like I'm torn five different ways because Let's just pull up. Let's just pull not actually five but like Let's pull up the future's thing and see actually what the The odds are for this one Because I I don't think there's a consensus pick For this one at least that I've seen Let's go NFL futures Let's see. This is gonna work with me here. Oh Caroline you're the best. There we go. There we go. Will Anderson Okay, yeah, well, I mean, yeah, you know Texans I don't know kind of hard to be The best defensive player on a team like that's that's not gonna be very good Um last year. I mean, I know sauce won it last year the Jets still weren't great But like the end, you know, they almost had a playoff push like Jalen Carter Yeah Yeah, um, but look at my little gonzo in there. Look at him in the top five That's great. He's ready. He's ready. Those are great odds too Throw a couple dollars on there. I might I might have to Give a little phone call to my little sis See if she wants to Help a girl out help a lady. I don't know. I like I I like those odds um But yeah, I feel like I offensive rookie is Consensus bijan Defense, I feel like is is pretty wide open. So we will see but Moving on to the next category, which would be Super Bowl winner. Oh god. I got one for you. I got a good one for you Here we go. Gav's Super Bowl winner Well, I have a Super Bowl matchup that I would really like to see Okay, because it would leave someone oh in five Minnesota Vikings Buffalo Bills That'll love the never won Oh and four like it could happen. Kirk Cousins just don't Do anything wrong please Super Bowl bills Vikings They had a good game last year It's a great game actually and It would just be funny fun fan base No super cool Great for my narrative for sure that this is the bills one and the bills one then the bills one whatever next year I'll run it back. I'll run it back that this is it But if they don't My little uh, my little take that this is the end of the window being open for them Because if they don't Stefan Diggs is gone I feel like he's gone either way, but I know we talked about this every single time we bring up digs. I know so I'm not going to continue it on But I just want to say one more time How can it get better for him? I don't think there's any place that he could realistically go to That's better than his situation. So it can't yeah, it can't um and Like I said that situation the The good is just about Done. I'll give it at most two more seasons Before we start talking about okay That's it time's up, but I don't know. I don't know. I do like the thought of that though of The never won super bowl And then who oh man, could you imagine though losing that one? Being like oh my god. Hope the hope is there. We're gonna do it I feel like those are like those are two fan bases though Like if they're at the game and one lost like both of their fans are hugging each other crying This just seemed like two fan bases that are like that I Our perception of the buffalo bills fanbase. Yeah, we don't have very different I'm like I'm greeted with love in buffalo wings and beers and you are greeted with um Fuck a tom Brady Yep um All right, my super bowl pick I mean, this is tough because I don't want to pick the same teams Um, but I'm gonna do it and I am going to do I think this is the year the bangles get in Ugh terrible and win it Oh even worse And I think it's gonna be over the eagles who make it back, but I think they get in as a wild card team Oh, we're going cowboys I don't know. I'm not gonna necessarily say the cowboys um The new york giants are poke around. I don't know. I I don't know um Daniel jones is just a little bit faster taller Kirk cousins. Come on. Who can't even throw you got Kirk cousins going to the super bowl He's he's proven that out there I don't know. I'm just going strictly for the the hot take of it all more than anything. I think the the lack of their coordinators Might have an effect not a catastrophic one, but it'll have an effect and then Yeah Bangles eagle super bowl bangles win it. It's damn it. Everybody can stop crying now that we don't respect the bangles enough Um, this comment though second loss This comment the uh, the dallas bill super bowl would be fire It would burn this country to the ground Nobody wants that matchup That's I can't I can't think of oh worse. No, we don't want that No patriots patriots dallas would be horrible too, but like Let's be honest the patriots aren't making it to the super bowl. So Um, yeah, no, nobody wants that but I don't know. Let's uh, let's see how that goes and then defensive player of the year offensive player of the year Okay, I'm going with miles Garrett for a defensive player of the year. Come on. It's his time to shine He's gonna do it. It's dairy smith out there gonna take some pressure off of miles miles Going to light up everybody first game going to have four sacks. Joe burrows going to be on the ground You know, Joe burrows afraid of him Miles Garrett is coming to play this season. He's finally going to do it and people will have to respect him That's fair That's fair. I don't hate that at all. Um, I'm going same position different team Micah Parsons does it again. Yeah, I mean He is a monster and I think it just there's no explanation needed for that If there was an award for most interesting player in the NFL It might be mark Micah Parsons to win every single time Oh, here we go. He's got the best odds to according to caroline. Yeah. Yeah, of course Love that Yeah, especially. Oh my god, especially if Bosa holds out even if he misses two games Yeah, it's over that helps tremendously Um, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say no to matt jude on though. He's a dark horse Um, he's crazy here. He's a crazy guy. He's a crazy man Um, he's had some opinions that are Something but dark horse for defensive player of the year. I'd put money on that too. Why not? He's had like 10 plus sacks the last two years Not impossible um offensive player of the year Christian McCaffrey Going with Christian McCaffrey. He was my first overall pick for my fantasy team this year So I love oh, I mean he'd better say on the football field if he stays on the football field He's winning. I don't know who would beat him out Yep This one This one is hard. I have a lot of A lot of players who you like to watch and enjoy But I think are just going to be very very good And Jefferson shirt Yeah, but like again, it's like the Mahomes thing like that's the easy answer I'm gonna go out on maybe a little bit of a limb and it even pains me To say this Garrett Wilson I would like Garrett Wilson's win. That'd be cool. I just like your connection the connection with rogers I think is going to be very very good. I don't know how much that's going to translate Into like wins and losses, but I think personal stats. It's going to be very good so I don't know I don't know. I'm not 100 confident on that one, but it feels good The thought of it feels good, but I might need a couple more days to to mold that over So and then what else have you had we went through all the categories? Okay, so I have put in two futures bets I did it while I was back home a couple weeks ago And I said, you know what five books here five books there. It's whatever no big deal First one I did sticking with my beautiful little chargers. Um, I'm doing five bucks on them to win or to score a rushing touchdown In every game of the regular season The odds are they're pretty long odds And what are they? They're like I'll I'll log in and I'll tell you Well, all I know is that Austin Eckler cares about the fans. He cares about your fantasy team. He does. He will score He will score. He does and he He did a damn good job last year on making my life out Uh in terms of fantasy football So I Instead of being upset with Austin Eckler I'm going to choose to be on his side so Let's just Let's just hope Let's just hope that that one works out for me. So the odds on that one are Plus 16,000 Oh 16,000 Five dollars to win 800. Oh, sure. Why not? First week first week Mike Williams four touchdowns. That's it the game's over. I'll scream But I would honestly I would rather that Then them to score every single one up until the very last week of the season and then they don't at all And I think I truly have a shot at this cashing and then nothing Then I would be I had so much rather weak one. They just say, yeah, you know, it was a fun idea. That's not happening Yeah, yeah, and then my other one Did another little Yeah, let's talk about this one this one. Let's talk about this one The New England Patriots To win exactly 10 games. Oh exactly lust at plus 900 I think they're gonna go 10 and seven. So I'm gonna stick firm with that Here's the good thing about it though If you bet exactly 10 wins and they go over it's still a positive experience for you. So that part's good. That part's good Exactly. I'm not gonna meet again. It's five bucks like five bucks to win 50 10 games, man. I don't I No, I don't know I'm gonna look at their schedule and I'm gonna see Okay, let's see I think I can do it Great. I love the optimism. I just don't know if they can win eight Oh, for sure. They can win eight For sure. I'm gonna set the bar at like seven and I would say that's a good season There I think it's like Six and a half through when total see there we go seven would be a great season That seems low to me, but I I mean I think I truly I know we talked about this in the spring and stuff I think bill o'brien is gonna make a big difference Kendrick born is actually gonna see the field, uh, you know, which is better than last year, um Zeke I mean I stacked Zeke on my fantasy bench. I'm real happy about it Real happy about it. I am excited for what that man is going to do But yeah, how much how much does he have left though? I I honestly truly I'm not even worried about that because if he is only Red the red zone back Punching in from the one from the two if that's all he does I'm happy I'm happy because that's Five touchdowns six touchdowns like hell. Yeah, dude. Let me ask you this. How many games is juju gonna play? I heard that his knees gonna explode. Oh, yeah, but the source of the knee exploding He's not even allowed in the building like why say that, you know, like because Crazy thing to say. Let's have the conversation again. Boston sports media is the freaking worst. They're all Praying for the downfall of the teams and they can never say anything positive ever not all of them I know what that's like, but 95 percent of the media in and around Boston That's how they are. I think it's just miserable. It's So yeah, but I feel like they're more fun when they do you said his knee is fine So like we can say whatever we want though, you know And also, um, that was like jk dobbins last year. He said yeah, I'm ready to go. I'm gonna play week one It's a week five But also everybody's knee in a high contact sport Can blow at any second Travis Kelsey. So I feel like that's not, uh Information with a lot of backing behind it More like an educated guess. Yeah, because the guy has knee problems. Oh, let's just go with He's gonna explode But even honestly even if I'm obviously hoping that this doesn't happen, but if it does happen You got kindred born. You got davante parker. You got the two rookies who I mean, I'm Really excited about one more than the other, but I won't say who just for the sake of not getting Oh, you also have jailen reyger And jailen reyger Yeah Great, let's go and malik. I mean bring malika from the practice squad He can run a couple routes See what he can do run the wildcat too. Like I'm I'm If Juju's knee is as bad as someone has reported that even though I don't believe it Um, there's you know backup options there. So And uh, those are my fantasy future or my future bets I have one future going But I wish I could make a specific bet instead Tell you what my futures and futures cardinals under four and a half wins. I don't even know if they get three I think this team is going to be so awful and so bad That they're going to tank for Caleb williams. I know we have kyler, but like who would you rather have? Caleb williams a thousand percent. Caleb williams. I'd rather have Caleb williams. So I wish you could bet Cardinals to draft Caleb williams right now today That's where I'd put all my money, but until then I will go under wins not very good I don't hate that Um, and then division winners you want to just rattle off real quick. Yep. Yep. Yep real quick. We'll get them done All right, afc east Buffalo bills buffalo bills until I see otherwise. I'm not going to go against them. Yep afc north Ravens. Oh Cool I like that. I like lemar. I'm big lemar fan. I love odell. Odell is my favorite player in the NFL he always has been even though he uh We went through a divorce back here. So I'm going I like that though Well, here's the thing. They almost beat the Bengals for the division last year with tyler huntley. They almost beat them in the playoffs. They almost took their playoff spot so I'm going with the Ravens Cool, you know who's someone we don't talk about really quick for the ravens Which I think we need to talk about mark andrews. Where's his love? I'm I'm big on the mark andrews hype big no one's talking about him. I'm in All in I was one pick away from drafting him Last year in fantasy and I almost had a little meant to be because it didn't happen So i'm big on mark andrews love him completely agree with that that he doesn't get talked about enough Um, all right, we did afc east afc north afc south It's gotta be jacksonville jacksonville. Uh, there's no other answer. Everybody else's hot mess No other answer and then afc west I'm gonna do it again Who would ever bet against patrick mahomes? Who would ever bet against patrick mahomes? Okay I'm doing it again out of screw it. I don't care I'll happily be wrong because it's the chiefs in patrick mahomes, but i'm gonna take the chargers just because why not It's because why not gonna put my blind faith in them once again and see how it goes and then Shifting to the nfc nfc east I'm not going with the eagles Not doing it. I'm going with the dallas cowboys and I know that sounds stupid I know that sounds stupid to say out loud, but here's the thing. I don't have to worry about them until it's the playoffs I think I am too which is uh, really bad because I also Had them in my season prediction video thing like winning eight games. Maybe But you know, those are like hot take. I don't I didn't really mean all that a little bit of me did but I just I think the nfc east is is going to be a little bit of a wild card this year. I don't think it's For sure anybody's division, you know I'm going cowboys. I'm gonna be dumb looking back on it. Why would I ever? Yeah, sure. I mean raised to that place, but whatever going with cowboys All right, nfc north Well, I'm going different than everybody else. Everybody wants the freaking lions And I have some beef with the lions. I was all in on the lions for a little bit, but I got some beef now We don't really get along It's fair I'm going with the minnesota vikings my super bowl winner The defense just isn't good. No, their defense isn't good, but like none of the other teams are that great either Yeah No, I'm gonna agree with you. I'm gonna I'm gonna go minnesota too. I thought about chicago for a hot second That seemed like a little little wild. I do like the bears though but dj No, I'm gonna stick. Okay. I'm gonna stick with minnesota, but I am going to Say hot take The lions, you know, or the bears beat out the lions for that second play of spot all in I'm all in on justin field So I'm with you with that one Okay, we're sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry uh, nfc south Not good Not good Not good at all, but I'll just go saints just because they should win. They should They should it's tough. I'm gonna go saints too just because I I'm not confident Even in the slightest of the other three, so I'm gonna go the saints, but I'm not totally sold on that one either um nfc west It's gotta be the 49ers. It's gotta be I know the seahawks are getting a lot of hype and I like the seahawks I just don't think there's good Seahawks are for sure a playoff team I don't know if they're a division winning team though. There's good. It's 49ers. So 49ers are in they should be In the Super Bowl conversation so That's that Um, and then let's finish it off here new segment. We're doing a new thing guys new We're gonna play a game and you guys are gonna play with us Everyone always talks about these, you know the grids the maculite grid crossover grid. We're gonna play one And we're gonna put our football knowledge to the test However, when I always played these games, I end up like forgetting every single NFL player that's ever existed. Yeah, me too so Me too. I'm uh, I'm not not excited for how this is gonna go But this is the first time we're doing this on the show So go easy on us if it's not great. We need a little bit of practice You want to just start with the the tight end category first get that out of the way super easy. I mean sure Easiest first hardest last Um, all right, so cowboy is tight end Jason witton Yep, that'll do Wonderful. I don't even have a picture for him. Um All right Texans tight end doll in Schultz Oh, yeah But we gotta That's easy enough. Yeah I forgot he was on that team now. Um, all right 80 plus receptions season Gotta be kelsey, right? Sure or you can go wrong. I don't know Let's go with kelsey just because he's he's more receiver than Yeah, okay. Okay. I have one for the top row Sweet go ahead commanders texans Taylor Heinke Love that front of the program. Mm-hmm. Wonderful. Okay Um, let's go bangles 80 plus receptions Now there's a couple options we can do here jamar seems like the easy answer, but let's go a little a little more difficult We can go Ocho Cinco we can go AJ green. Maybe oh AJ green He's catching from Andy don't in like that. I don't know. That's a lot. Let's go Ocho Cinco. Let's let's do Chad Johnson Johnson not Jackson Okay, let's go commanders terry mclaren He has to he's the only one I could think of He has he he does he's got us. I don't know He's got us love that terry. We're cooking. Oh man. Okay. Now the now the hard ones um, all right commanders cowboys Okay, I think I'm saying coach Is that work? No, no, no, no. Oh jesus garret. Oh, he's going deon sanders Oh Yeah, oh, he did. Yeah for the the artist formerly known as not the actual commanders. Yeah Okay, I trust you. I trust my my vague Memory of that I have I have a bangles Uh cowboys Okay, andy dawlin Mr. Rocket and he frickin dawlin. Mm-hmm. All right last one I got a Texans. I got another one for this one too. Who? Well, think about I'm gonna okay. We're gonna we're gonna do this with me Think about a backup qb. It's just been everywhere a backup quarterback that has been everywhere There's a few He's just the first one that comes first one that comes to mind is brian hoyer Well, that's not where I was going. Okay, been everywhere. He's like Big beer. Oh, oh, oh, oh fits magic. Yes. Yes. Okay Ryan fits patrick. Come on. Give me fits magic F Yeah, we did it. We did it. I was having a panic attack thinking about doing this. Oh, we could have done it for for uh The Texans and the commanders too. Oh, yeah Look at us go Oh Today's top picks. We basically got all the top picks, but it's fine. It's fine because we did it. We got it a hundred percent That's good. Okay, so so far a new segment. We're one for one. Yeah, it probably will never go as well as that doesn't even Doesn't even matter doesn't even matter. We did it and uh, it great start to our NFL season. That's it um We also should we plug some of the fun things that we will be doing on sunday? Maybe um, we are going to be trying to do Uh a little Daily fantasy thing on sunday. Um, it's just has to get you know ironed out all the details and stuff, but we will when that happens be tweeting it out. Um Would love for you guys to play family fantasy with us against us free as always Beat us and some money yeah, and just a fun little thing we're going to be doing throughout the season and uh starts on sunday and I think that's all I have Until then I hope all your bets Hit I hope your NFL team wins And we will see you guys next Tuesday. See you