 I'm trying to go behind the sides to shoot our video. By the way, stop trying to make behind the sides happen. Hank, this is a set for a play. Like, we have somehow found- Oh, yeah, we had is. In a small theater. It seems like a really good place to make a video. I don't know my line. Oh, that's something. I definitely don't know what I'm doing. There's a dump ball. There's the light, the light, it's over there. I don't know how any of this works. Hey, just turn it all on, man. It's like flying a plane. I heard voices. I heard a lot of voices behind that door. It was locked. I'm going to run away. Good morning, John. It's Tuesday. We look great. Okay, this is happening. Hank, before we start the video on Earth, I just want to get rid of the elephant in the room and acknowledge that, yes, I have shaped my mustache. I'm so nervous that people are going to walk in that door. If they do, it's fine. Almost never in my life have I not been nervous when Hank was nervous. This is a very new feeling for me. Pineapple or no. I'm sorry, Hank. What was the- It's question Tuesday today. We answer real questions from real nerve fighters. Pineapple or no. Yeah, pineapples exist. Or is that the option? You either have pineapple or use the word no. I'd take a pineapple. I might take no. I'd find no to be a very useful word. What's your pizza eating method, John? I take it off and then I roll it up and slice it so that it's like a cinnamon roll of pizza. Hank is so nervous right now. I just want to get the video over with so we can get out of here before we get caught. There is no getting caught. We are where we are supposed to be. I had to take my shoe off to block a door. Opinion's on next day pizza. Oh, strongly pro. Reheated or cold. Just pulled out of the fridge and eaten. Oh, it's in the fridge. Oh, God, yes. Hank will eat anything. Like we go to gas stations on tour and Hank's like, can I have this corn dog that's been slowly rotating for 14 hours? They don't rotate the corn dogs. They just keep them under the heat trail. All of the hot dogs get rolled around. I mean, that's the kind of thing you shouldn't know because you shouldn't eat that stuff in gas stations. Why is it there then? John, what would you do inside a whale? Oh, panic. How did I get there? Did I get swallowed? Yeah, like what part of the whale am I in? Right. If I like next to the butt, can I get out the butt? Hearts are big enough that you can probably be in the whale aorta. Yeah, in the whale. And then it's a bad day for the whale. Right, the whale's having a hard time. Because I can't swim that fast and I just get caught downstream like in one of the junctions, right in the nuts. The whales have nuts? No, in my nuts. The blood vessels split and my legs go on either side. Oh yeah, you do the splits. And also, yes, whales have nuts. Great, good to know. They're on the inside. And people say you don't learn anything from vlogbrothers videos. Would you rather have a pizza-sized John or a John-sized pizza? It's an interesting question. What you would do in real life if suddenly a miniature version of yourself showed up. You wouldn't do with anything with it. You would have to let it decide what to do for itself. Right, you'd have to be like, go free, you know me. And if you love me, you'll come back. Have you ever eaten real pizza in Italy? I have. Yeah. It had too many olives on it. It was basically an olive. I find Italian pizza to be a little bit overrated, to be honest with you. America, we don't make stuff. We make stuff better. That's a great line. It's not always true. But it doesn't really matter whether it's true. It matters whether it sounds good. Welcome to 2017. Is it true that whale nuts are on the inside? Yes, that is true. How do you know that? Have you ever seen a whale? I looked it up. No, the honest answer is that I looked it up. I looked it up one day. I was like, where are whale nuts? And I found out where they were. What place do you think this is for, Hank? Could be like Arsenic and Old Lace. Do you have them as salesmen? Yeah, it could be that. At any rate, Hank, I'm glad that we got to perform unexpectedly on this stage. You know what it seems like to me is the kind of formal living room where anytime you sat down in it as a kid, you knew you were in trouble. Or that your hamster died. Right, we have something serious to talk to you about. Your terrible dog ate your beloved hamster. We do have to go on stage now. Not this stage, the real one. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Goodbye. John, I'll see you now. There I am. Oh, God.