 What came first? The chicken or the egg? Are you gay? No, I'm married to a woman. Are you sure? I don't know. Have you checked? Yes. I don't know things though, I don't know. You have to convince me. I have checked many times for five years. Are you sure? Yes. In 30 seconds convince me that you're actually a man. I have a penis, I was born with it and I still have it and I provide what with stuff. Are you baptized? Yes. Are you sure? Yes. Then you're lying. I am lying, sorry. Ask me a question quickly. Are you here to pick up tonight? You.