 Hello, and welcome back to Abominations of Fan Fiction. Now, I know a lot of you are probably confused seeing that this is part two, and I'm saying welcome back. Well, I did a part one, but that was over two years ago. So, uh, a lot of you probably haven't seen it, but, you know, I figured now's a good time to get back into it. So, today I decided to go with a theme for the fan fictions I'm looking at, and I decided, well, let's look at stuff from our childhoods, or at least from my childhood, my generation's childhood, and see what kind of weird shit they could come up with. And I'm not gonna go for, like, the weird sex ones, because I feel like that's just getting a cheap laugh, and, you know, I can get in trouble for putting that on YouTube. So, we're just gonna avoid that and go for the other odd stuff. Also, real quick, before anyone asks, uh, I know it's not totally in frame there, so look at that. It's a berserk poster. There. I knew somebody was gonna ask about it. So, let's go for real now. This is the introduction song. It's not very good, but it's not too long. Alright, so this first one I'm gonna be reading is from Rugrats All Grown Up. Now, if you don't remember, Rugrats was a Nickelodeon cartoon all about babies that were talking to each other and stuff, and then All Grown Up was them when they were, like, eleven and twelve years old, and as kids, we just kind of took it for granted that eleven was a very mature age, but, uh, you know, whatever. This one is called Rugrats All Grown Up, my friend from Tokyo. Description. Kimmy, Pon, Paul, Sumay come to see her, but wait, what's this? It seemed that Tommy has a like to Kimmy friend. Read to find out more. This is my first Rugrats story. All One Sentence. And it's written by Sumay Sakamia. Alright. Chapter One. Her Arrival. This story takes place down the street four blocks away from Tommy's house as his mom walked outside ready to drive her son to school. They saw three moving trucks down the street, not far from them. Looks like we are having new neighbors, mom, said Tommy. It looks like it. Why don't we go and say hi? She said. Let's not, mom. I mean, they did just move in and he stopped as he saw a girl jump out of the moving truck with three boys wearing dark blue, light blue, and blizzard blue kimono topped in pants with black shoes as the two girls were wearing gold top and pants kimono. As for the first girl she had on a light purple kimono with black shoes, that's all one sentence. And I don't know if this author is aware of it, but Japanese people don't wear kimonos all the time. In fact, the majority of them only wear them during, like, certain holidays and ceremonies. And I wouldn't be that bothered by it if it weren't for the fact that Tommy's best friends, stepmom, and stepsister are from Japan. Okay. Okay, let's go. Said Tommy as he and his mom walked over to the house. As they approached the house, they see how big it was. As women, about five, eight, walked up in a maiden outfit. She had long purple hair and purple eyes and wearing glasses. Can I help you? She said sweaty, but a bit stern. Uh, yes, we saw that you moved in, so we wanted to welcome you to neighborhood, said Tommy mom. My name is Dee Dee Pickles, and this is my son Tommy Pickles, she said, of the two women shook hands. It is nice to meet you. My new name is Yumi Sakameya. Are you from Japan? Ask Tommy. Y- I feel like, yeah, whatever. That's a stupid question, said a voice as they look to see a young boy wearing a light blue outfit with icy blue short hair and blue eyes. Dee say, be nice, there are neighbors and I don't want any trouble out of you, said Yumi as she glaring at her son as she rolled his eyes and walked back inside. Is he yours, asked Dee Dee? Yes, that is my young son Dee say. He's a good boy, but sometimes is a troublemaker. So I guess the other kids and I saw coming out of the truck, are your kids too, asked Tommy? Yes, they are. They're inside right now, getting ready for school. Would you like meet them? She asked. Sure, said Tommy. They followed Yumi into house and into the living room and saw two boys bringing the sofa and the girls cleaning up the place as they set the table on the rug and the TV into place. Seriously dude, periods. You use them. Kids, I would like you to say hi to Dee Dee and Tommy Pickles. The kids stopped what they were doing and said hi. The older one is Kenichi, or, I'm sorry, the older one is Kenchi. Then Daisuke and you already met Disei. Then comes Sana and Hana, but Tommy didn't see the girl wearing the purple kimono. But wasn't, I don't even know what's happening anymore. Okay, so there's like another 47,000 words of that. I'm just gonna stop because, God, that is boring. That's just, God, it's boring. This next fanfiction is also based on a children's cartoon. This one is from Jimmy Neutron. It's called The Chronicles of Carla Weezer. Soon after the events of the Jimmy Neutron television series, life takes a downward turn for Carl Weezer. While trying to cope with the people he cares about being so tragically taken from him, he must deal with an even more pressing concern. Her identity as a transgender woman. Can Carl Weezer come to terms with who she is and rise above life's greatest challenges? Oh, the comments on this are gonna be fun, I can tell. Chapter one. Carl Weezer was once a happy-go-lucky child of Retroville. Some would call him plump, others jolly. Some might even call him big-boned. Perhaps husky. No, you're fat. That was four years ago. Everything went downhill when Carl's parents died of lung cancer two years prior. Carl, my boy, weezed Weezer on his deathbed. I don't think I'm gonna make it. No, Papa, cried Carl. You have to. I can't lose both you and mom in the same week. But then Papa Weezed let out his last weez and he dropped dead. Carl Weezer cried for two months straight. You know, that was probably my favorite part of Jimmy Neutron was just the dark, edgy tone that it had throughout his beautiful... Jimmy, he sobbed on the phone. The government is taking my house. I have nowhere to stay. Hang in there, my boy, said Jimbo. I asked my parents and they said you can come live with me. They'd really take me in, ask Carl tears of joy forming in his eyes. Yet, said Jimmy, and so it was. They lived happily and Carl began to move on and live somewhat of a normal life. But at age 14, Jimmy got accepted into Harvard. Goodbye, said Jimmy. You're really leaving? Asked Carl, sadly. Yes, said Jimmy. Take care of mom and pop. Don't worry. I'll keep in touch. Since Jimmy was at college and Sheen had been lost in space for many years and assumed dead, he had no friends. Wait, Sheen was in spit. Oh, right. They did a spin-off show where Sheen got lost in... Okay. Jimmy's parents tried their best to comfort him, but Hugh wasn't very good with kids. When I was seven years old, I sat on a banana, explained to you one morning. And, of course, it changed my life. Carl let out a light chuckle. Good one, Mr. Neutron. Hey, thanks, my boy, said Hugh, but call me Pop. Carl looked away nervously. I don't think I'm ready to do that yet. Carl smiled warmly, someday. And that is the end of chapter one. There are eight chapters here. I'm not reading any more of them. And now we have some Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction. This one is called The New Kid by Zach the Boy One. Description. This is a story about me going into the dairy of a Wimpy Kid universe. Parentheses, The New Kid, and Parentheses. Anyways, I hope everybody enjoys the first part of the story, and I will make a second if I don't get busy. Enjoy one. You know, self-insert fanfictions are really a dying breed, because, you know, it used to be that was like everything that was fanfiction, was just, hey, here's me having adventures with these characters, and here's what I would do if I were in this situation, that sort of thing. But, nowadays it seems like everybody just wants to write weird sex shit. So, I appreciate someone going back to the roots of the, uh, of the medium. Chapter one. Hello, my name is Zach, and this is me in the Dawak universe. I really got into his because stories got me some easy grades in middle school, so I thought I'd better pay a tribute to the author by putting myself in the story. Trust me, I will try to make this entertaining as possible, if you like Percy Jackson, Naruto, Kane Chronicles, etc., so without further ado, I present you. The New Kid, Greg. So I woke up this morning thinking I was gonna have an amazing day, but of course I gotta have a bad one like I always do. This kid called Zach came all the way from Midwest because his dad had a job moving. I feel bad for the kid, honestly. When some of the big kids tried to mess with him, that's when it went down real quick. The ringleader tried to push him into the lockers, but the kid dodged him, then countered him with a putt push and an intimidating look. Wait, is this from Greg's perspective? Whatever, I don't care. Then the kid faked a left jab. Then to hit him with a right hook. That kid was down four counts. Now this Zach kid was my grade, but he looked mature and older than what grade he was in. Now that he took out that kid, he was pretty much Muhammad Ali of middle school now. So the other kids backed down and ran. When the teacher saw it, he told Zach to go into the office and he just smirked and said, Don't you mean the place where all kids go when they try to do something about something? Now! Yeah, yeah, whatever. It was bad because this guy was getting all the attention of everybody. I had always dreamed of it, but this guy came in here and took it without even trying. Anyway, I'm going to bed. GN. I will upload part two here in about two days. GN. I just want to point out here that there's only two parts to this. That was part one that I just finished reading. Part one was published December 1, 2016. Part two was not posted until July 25th of 2019. And then we have Swiper Yes, which is a Dora the Explorer fanfiction on Archive of Our Own. And nope, nope, not going anywhere near that. Hey, Dora's last name is Marquez. Is that Canon? See, you guys remember High School Musical, right? It was those Disney Channel original movies that got surprisingly big and they kickstarted the careers of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and nobody else. Well, that has fan fiction, obviously. Here's one called The Melody of Life. Troy and Gabriela are married in this story. They experience a miscarriage and other life-changing events such as the premature birth of their daughter Melody at 25 weeks. Gabriela's health and faith are tested later on in the story. Here we go. Chapter one, An Angel Baby. Time period, a flashback. Scene one, The Highway. Oh yeah, this one is written like it's a script, so if it sounds weird, that's why. Action, carefree, Gabriela drives to the recording studio. Funny text messages from Troy entertain her. A reckless drunk driver catches her off guard. Their vehicles hit each other head on. The collision caused the truck driver his life. Gabriela is escorted to the hospital by an ambulance and that's the end of scene one. I just want to point out, they're saying that the drunk driver did everything but apparently she was texting while driving so they're both at fault here. Scene two, The Hospital Waiting Room. A doctor approaches a distraught Troy. Are you Mr. Bolton? Troy stands up from his chair. Yes! Doctor, your wife, Gabriela, survived the car crash. You can visit her in recovery. Troy, fighting back tears. My wife is four months pregnant. What is the baby's status? Doctor, reading the lab test results. The baby died. I am sorry for your loss. Heart broken. Troy collapses into his chair. The doctor moves on to a new patient. He tries to stay strong for Gabriela's sake. So that is probably the most callous doctor ever. Just looking at his page saying, oh yeah, your wife had a miscarriage. Yeah, it sucks. They go through training to not do that kind of shit. Whatever. I'm getting too invested in this high school musical fan fiction. Scene three, Gabriela's recovery room. Gabriela bruised. She smiles weekly at her husband. Troy takes a seat near Gabriela's bedside. Thank God you are alive. Gabriela rubs her stomach. How is the baby? Just as when Troy is to tell Gabriela about the baby's death, a nurse enters the room carrying a fetal heartbeat monitor. The nurse, I was told you were pregnant. Gabriela beams with joy. I am indeed pregnant. Okay, here's the thing. If they already knew it was... She would have been told. Whatever. The nurse trying to locate the baby's heartbeat. Let's check the baby's heartbeat. Troy worried. I don't hear the heartbeat. Troy, dude. Tell your wife what... Gabriela squeezing Troy's hand. You have to listen more closely. The nurse turning off the heartbeat machine. There is no heartbeat. Gabriela, doubtful. She begs the nurse. No, please locate the heartbeat one more time. Troy trying to restrain Gabriela. Gabriela, Gabriela hysterical. I refuse to believe our baby is dead. The nurse rests a comforting hand on Gabriela's shoulder. Your baby is an angel now. Gabriela, ruins the nurse's hand. Leave me alone. The nurse preparing Gabriela for surgery. The next step is a DNC. Your room needs to be cleaned out. You know, I got to say that was... I wasn't the biggest fan of the high school musical trilogy. But I got to say that was always my favorite part of it. Was the serious drama. The horrifying consequences for failure. The fact that anyone could die. And the surprise abortions. Those were always my favorite part of those movies. Let's do another one. This one's called Missing the One I Love. Things were going well for Troy and Gabriela until he witnesses a crime. So Troy gets put in a witness protection until the criminals are caught. Meanwhile, Gabriela does not know that her boyfriend had witnessed a crime and that he has been put in a witness protection. What is going to happen to Gabriela while her boyfriend is in witness protection? How many times are you going to say the word witness in one sentence? Chapter one. Troy and his girlfriend were at their lockers getting their homework and school bags. Troy and his girlfriend shut their lockers and left their school. Troy and his girlfriend went to the car and saw the school parking lot. Troy looked over his girlfriend... Troy looked over at his girlfriend and saw that she was thinking about the same thing. Gabriela sends her boyfriend and was looking at her. Okay, here's the thing though. Up until this point, you only referred to her as Troy's girlfriend. How are we supposed to know it's Gabriela? What are you assuming we're familiar with the source material? That we have to brush up on the lore before we can even read this? I gotta say, I'm not a fan of those types of stories. Gabriela turned her head and told her boyfriend to pay attention to the road. Troy turned his head back and saw they were not far from his house. They arrived at his house and he parked his car. They got out of his car and grabbed their school bags. Troy locked his car up and then went over to his girlfriend. They walked to his house and went upstairs to his bedroom. Gabriela went over to her boyfriend's bed and sat down. Okay, any aspiring writers out there, you don't need to describe every action like that, especially if it has nothing to do with anything. Okay, this gets... this gets a five stars rating, okay? Because, you know what? That prose was bad, but the idea of Troy being put in witness protection is just phenomenal. Five stars, ten out of ten, 100 out of 100, let's go. So, most of you guys probably know Dan Schneider. And if you're not familiar with him, then you're probably at least familiar with his work. In fact, if you're around my age, I can guarantee you're familiar with his work in some way, because he created things like The Amanda Show, Drake and Josh, Zoe101, Icarly, Victorious, Sam and Cat. Like, a lot of those Nickelodeon live action sitcoms that they made, and I... I don't know if they still really make those, but I don't know, whatever. He made a lot of those. He's also possibly a pedophile, but we're gonna move on past that. And so, to end this out, I was just looking at all of those shows I mentioned and realized there are so many fan fictions for all of these that are still coming out today. Because it's not that weird for an older show or movie or whatever to still have a fan base that is passionate about writing fan fictions about it, but... Still, it takes me a little off guard when shows that have been off the air for six or ten or twelve years are still having fan fictions come out regularly. So, let's start with Drake and emo Josh. Description. The rapper Drake is Josh's brother, and Josh becomes emo. Chapter one, the beginning. Drake and Josh were brothers. Oh, I'm sorry, it says Josh and Drake were brothers. That's... Okay. One was an autistic slob, and the other was an award-winning rapper. The two of them were brothers, but Drake was adopted. Drake had beauty, and Josh had ugliness. Josh had no friends and no love. Poor Josh became emo and grew his hair long. He thought if he listened to screamo bands like Big Time Rush... It's not a fucking screamo band, you liar. And grew, dyed his hair out, he would have friends. It worked, but not the way he wanted. His friends were the neglected emo ones. Drake was lucky. He had friends, he had loves, he had a good voice, and he was black. Wait... He's lucky to be black. Okay, we're not even touching that. Drake tried out for the basketball team and made the team. His team was called the Shreksters, and he was their star player, but his basketball career came to an end. Drake broke two ribs, cracked his femur, and had a swollen brain, broken hip, and lost his afro. He didn't care about his bones. He only cared about his afro. I thought he was a rapper, though. Like, do you need to be able to play basketball to be a rapper? I don't think so. Chapter 2, Losing Fat Josh lost all his fat to get his emo body, but he went to Hot Topic all the time with his friends buying more My Chemical Romance albums to listen to with his friends. That's not screamo, either. Josh went to Hot Topic once and found love with his emo fury. Her name was Shadi. She was tall, skinny, had long blue hair. He knows was pierced, and that's why Josh loved her. Shadi loved him, too. Drake was in the hospital and recovered after a few months. He had a passion in singing, particle rapping. Okay. He started rapping, and everyone loved it. His first album was comeback season, and it was a hit. Drake became rich and famous. He then moved to Hidden Hills, and got in love with Mia Khalifa. They got married a week later. They met. Don't pretend you don't know who that is. Okay. I'm going to stop there, because after that, Drake gets trampled to death, and then Josh, his girlfriend leaves him, but he still works at Hot Topic, and then he gets married to a Russian man named Vladimir. And so, you know what? I think you deserve to... You deserve to experience that masterpiece for yourself. Like, that's another 10 out of 10. 100 out of 100. Here's one called Draking Bad. Drake and Josh think it'd be cool to make meth, although they are freaking dummies. Parentheses. This is PG. And it is written by Pelican Slut 66642069. Oh, wait. It's 66642069. Cool. Chapter 1. It was a dark and stormy night. Drake had finished pounding the local slutbag in San Diego. Hey, Josh, check out this new hip candy I found yo, Drake exclaimed. Drake, you bumbling hooligan. That isn't candy. That is methamphetamine, which is for fucking nerds, Josh replied intimately. This is not PG. You're the fucking nerd, you nerd. After arguing about the meth for two minutes, they both came up with ideas. We can use this meth and throw it at people, Drake said. Or we can do the just thing and hand it over to the police. That's not the just thing. That's fucking kosher. I'm a rebel. We should make more of this and sell it, Drake proposed. Drake, are you out of your mind? No, I'm just peachy. Hmm. Drake felt attacked by Josh's remarks. While they were both bickering, Meghan overheard it all. Guys, you're a bunch of boobs. We can all become millionaires of this shit, Meghan said. Can you though? But Meghan, Drake rebutted, you already have millions off of iCarly, the new hit show. Now a Nickelodeon. Watch now, audience, please. Drake subliminally advertised. Yeah, the new hit show that went off the air in 2012. But I want to make more. I can never have enough of that green shit. I have a guy that can give you some, Drake offered. Not that green stuff, I mean money. While they were talking, Josh vanished as he, we already asked Craig and Eric on how to make meth. Oh, for those of you who have forgotten because you haven't seen it in forever. Craig and Eric were the nerdy friends of theirs that went to their school. You simply put the lime in the coconut, Eric said. And then, and then what? Josh asked. Listen closely, Eric said. This is the most important part. Josh leaned closer to make sure he hears Eric's lessons. You take the lime, put it in the coconut, and shake it all up. That's a you make meth, Craig reassured to Josh. Thanks, Craig and Eric. I'll give you a share if we make any money. You can fuck Mindy has payments. Oh, for those of you who forgot, Mindy was Josh's girlfriend. Score! Craig and Eric proclaiming unison. Josh returns to Drake and Megan with the good news. We can start cooking now. We just need somewhere to do it inconspicuous. Inconspicuous. Josh advised. Josh, we don't want to be racist here. This is PG fan fiction. Drake also advised. He didn't say anything racist to you, Galumba. Megan told Drake. Drake began to sniffle a bit, realizing the arrow of his ways. I... I don't even see how that could be construed as racist in any way. Cool. So, I think that's enough, Drake and Josh. Let's move on to another show in the Dan, maybe a child molester, Schneider catalog. So, here's a victorious one, if you don't remember victorious, that was the one where Victoria Justice tried to have a career for a while, and then she didn't. But, you know, it gave us Ariana Grande, so it worked out okay. Here's one called Aviana Reunion. Avan Jogia has a crush on Ariana Grande for the past decade, but doesn't believe she feels the same way. But everything changes when Ariana asked him to join her in her Thank You Next tour. So, this one is kind of weird, because it's not even, like, it's a romance story, obviously, but it's not shipping characters, it's shipping the actors that play those characters, and it's supposed to take place in the real world, it's... um... okay. Chapter One. This is an Aviana smut. This takes place shortly after Ariana and Pete broke their engagement. All of it is Avon's point of view. I do not own anything. Notes. This was originally going to be along one chapter story, but then I realized it would probably take forever. Also, I thought it would be better if this story was in certain chapters. Okay, so for background, Ariana Grande, and Pete Davidson, this guy, were engaged for a while, but they broke it off a while ago, and Avon, Georgia, Horgia, I honestly don't know how to say it, but whatever, he's this guy. He was also in Victorious, and I don't like dudes, but I could make an exception for him. I'm in my one-bedroom apartment, sitting down on my sofa, watching some TV while eating a salad. After I was done, I went into the kitchen and put the dishes in the sink. I got a water bottle out of the fridge before I heard knocking. I groaned. That better not be the landlord again. I told him I would have the rent money for him tomorrow, yesterday. Wait. Oh. Oh, okay, so you're supposed to have the rent money for your landlord. Well, pay him. Okay? He's a parasite, but he has the police on his side. I was relieved to see it was the mailman. I opened the door and saw he was holding a package. Hey, Frank, are you handing it to me? After signing a paper, I said thanks, have a good day. You too, bro, he said before leaving. I looked at the tag and my eyes went wide. The package was from Ariana Grande. I felt my heart flutter. It's been nearly three years since we last saw each other. The last time was when we had a victorious Christmas reunion with some of the others. I have a confession to make. I've had a crush on her ever since we first met, just before we auditioned for a victorious, but I've never had the courage to tell her. I've never told anyone about my crush. Then, after victorious ended, we didn't see or talk to each other much. Since then, she's blossomed into one of the most popular singers in the entire world. A top five singer at best, along with Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, etc. She's also been an inspiration to millions around the world. She's also dated some men. Kai Brooks, Big Sean, and recently Pete Davidson. I really didn't like him. I didn't think he was good for her, but I was shocked when I heard they got engaged and they'd been dating and wife, I did my best to push my feelings aside and be happy for her. If she thought he was a good man, then who was I to argue? Luckily they ended up breaking their engagement. Anyways, I opened the package and I was surprised to see an extra large Thank You Next t-shirt. There was also a small white box. I opened it. I was shocked to see it was her Thank You Next fragrance. It hasn't been out in stores yet. Lastly, I saw an envelope. I opened it and it was a ticket. It was a ticket to one of her upcoming concerts in Chicago and it said VIP on it. The envelope also had a card. It was a backstage pass. I debated whether or not I should go to her concert, but I realized it'd be wrong for me not to go, especially since she went to Great Lengths to get me this stuff. I mean, Great Lengths, I feel, whatever. The concert was in three days and I didn't have time to spare, so I packed the next day and made sure to pay the landlord before leaving to the nearest airport. Chapter 2. Title. Here is the second chapter. I made sure to pay for first class so I could avoid having to sit by annoying fans. Don't get me wrong, I adore my fans, just as much as Ariana does, but sometimes they can get loud and obnoxious. I just want to be able to relax until we get to Chicago. Does Avon Georgie have fans? Because, I mean, like, he was in Victorious, but that show ended six years ago. And since then, has he really done anything? Like, ooh, he's going to be in Zombieland 2. That's cool, I guess. I'm sure that'll get you swarmed by legions of fans all the time. Like, I'm not trying to shit on the dude too much, but like, what's going on here? The concert wasn't happening for another two days, so I just ended up taking advantage of relaxing, going over the jacuzzi every once in a while. The night of the concert, I left my room and took out my phone to call for a cab, only to accidentally bump into a man. Oh, sorry, didn't mean to run into you, I said. You Avon Georgie? He asked. I furrowed my eyebrows. Yes? We have a private limousine arranged for you, he replied. I grinned. Thank you, Ari, I thought to myself. I made sure to put that shirt Ari got me for the concert. So wait, like, they had a private limo for him, but they didn't call him about it or anything before him? Whatever. Okay, so it kind of goes on like that for a while, eventually he meets her, she's very obviously into him still, like she had a crush on them when they were younger. Whatever, it's like cute romance stuff. The only part that's weird is when they go to Manchester and the author spends like three chapters talking about that whole terrorist thing that happened. And that was kind of awkward, all things considered. Other than that, it's just, I just find it bizarre that they would ship the actors that play the characters instead of, I don't know man, people are weird. This next one is also Victoria's fanfiction and it's called The End of Hollywood. All is well in Hollywood arts until one day Tory gets sick, then Cat, then Robbie, and before anyone knew what was happening, the world began to crumble around them with an unknown parasite killing off everyone, mainly horror and suspense, but ships jewelry along with some others, rated M for violence and death. What? Like, how do you see this? Oh, stop. That's your fan? Yeah. It's not big. And come to the conclusion that you know what that needs? That needs like to be an apocalyptic story, okay? That needs to have death and destruction around every corner. How do you come to that, whatever. Okay, so the last victorious one is called the Cat's 24th Birthday by Lord Jeremy Silver and I know I said I would stay away from the weird sex ones and I'm not gonna read all of this, but I kinda just wanna read the title, Cat's 24th Birthday, alternative title, Bukaki for B-Day, Summary, Cat turns 24 today and as a gift, some guys that she know have decided to give her Bukaki. When they told Cat that she got happy, now she's on her knees in the bedroom. And as I said, not reading that, but all of these will be in the description, so if you wanna read about that, it's down there, you fucking degenerates. You remember I, Carly, right? Had Miranda Cosgrove from Drake and Josh, but she was older and stuff in it and she had a web show and stuff. Anyways, I'm missing. When Carly mysteriously disappears one night, Spencer ventures out to find her, but some things are not what they seem. It was an ordinary day. That's the surprising part about days that change your life. It's completely normal until it isn't. One decision can immediately affect the course of everything. It was a Friday. I had just come home from whatever the fuck I was doing, shopping, painting, something completely mundane. I was excited about something and wanted to tell my sister, Carly, about it. So I guess this is from her older brother's perspective, cool. I had met a guy who could swallow fire and I had asked him if he would appear on iCarly, my sister's webcast. I knew she would be stoked to hear that he thought that was a great idea. I opened the door leading to my apartment. The lights were off and I felt the chill entering my spine. Something was definitely off. Maybe she's upstairs, I thought, as I turned the lights on and went upstairs. Okay, so as a brief aside, if you remember the apartments that they lived in in iCarly, they lived in downtown Seattle. How much would that have cost? I felt a slight nervousness bubbling within as if I was anticipating for something to happen. I turned to Carly's door and opened it slowly. The room was filled in stillness. She isn't here. I tried to shake my doubts away, but still they remained. A million scenarios magnified in my mind. What could have happened to Carly while I was gone? I needed to slow things down as I took a deep breath and released. I closed the door and headed back downstairs. So he tries calling her friends, he tries calling her, he can't get a hold of her. And then the only person I trusted at this time was Marissa Benson, my neighbor. Although her methods of raising a child differed from mine, without her I wouldn't know how to take care of Carly. The door clanged open. Marissa stood, peering watchfully at me for a few seconds. Did she not recognize me? After realizing it was me, she then opened the door. Sorry, Spencer, I wasn't expecting someone this late, said Marissa. Her face was drained of color, eyes puffy and shadowed in dark circles. She motioned for me to follow her in the hallway leading to her living room. It was clear that something was wrong with Marissa. Her usual composer was gone, and now all I could see was her tenseness in the way she moved. Okay, I don't know how this author is managing to do this, but there's somehow putting too much detail and not enough in there at the exact same time. I don't know if that's impressive or not, but... So to end this off, I don't really want to read anymore, but I did find one more iCarly fanfiction, and it's called Pulse, Season 1. Freddie Benson will begin college, and after a shocking series of events will become a crime-fighting superhero known as Pulse. This show is kind of a spin-off TV series of my creation. Several OCCs, as well as a few familiar faces. I hope everyone likes it. There is seddy in the future. Stay tuned. Now, that's kind of weird on its own. You watch iCarly and you think, you know what this needs? One of the main characters needs to become a superhero. That's weird on its own. The weirdest thing is that this was first published September 12, 2013. It was updated in July of 2018, so they kept this up for over five years, or almost five years, and it has over 539,000 words written so far, and apparently it's still ongoing. For context, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, all three books combined, is about 470,000 words long. Why would you put that much effort into a superhero alternate universe iCarly fanfiction? Like, I'm not trying to disparage anyone for, like, write what you want, I get that. It's not going to appeal to me, it's not going to appeal to a lot of people, but you know what, that's your thing, that's your thing, you enjoy it, you have fun with it. But I just, what? How do you even think of something like that? So I did it. I did a whole long fanfiction thing with ruining everybody's childhoods, and there was no weird sex stuff in there, there was almost no weird sex stuff in there. And I don't know, I haven't done this in a long time, I stopped doing it, I don't even know why I stopped doing it, I just never continued, and I don't know, just let me know if you liked it, let me know if you want me to try and do some more of this once in a while, and I'll see what I can do. 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