 Hello, I'm a citizen and I'm the government and I'm really excited because it's election season and we've narrowed it down to the two best candidates I don't really like either of those candidates. Could I see some independent candidates? No, they didn't get enough signatures to get on the ballot this year But the two main people got enough signatures to get on the ballot No, no, no, they don't need signatures that the two main parties are automatically on the ballot Because they get the most votes every election exactly Because they're automatically on the ballot. Oh the debate's about to start. I can't wait. These are the two best candidates available Nobody else better Nobody Hello, I'm a citizen and I'm the government. There is a cat stuck in a tree. I'll call the police Okay, I just saw a fender bender. I'll call the police and There's a homeless lady looks like she needs to call the police In a parade coming by police school hall monitor police You know what? I'm gonna go join that protest about excessive reliance on police Oh, I may get to call the military on this one Hello, I'm a citizen and I'm the government My nephew just turned 18. Oh, that's great to celebrate. He can sign up to go to war Uh, what? Yeah, when a guy turns 18, they have to sign up to go to a foreign country and kill people with automatic weapons Okay, yeah, or I thought we could celebrate by having a beer. Uh, no, no, no, that is illegal He's just a kid. Come on, man You break that law and we will prosecute him as an adult We've prosecuted 10 year olds as adults before