 What's up, YouTube? What's up, man? This is the needed podcast, episode 69. Now I didn't plan this. I didn't plan the episode 69 being talking about Chicago with the Holes. I didn't plan this. This is not how it planned. Just the Lord works in mysterious ways, chat. It just, I don't know how it happened. I don't know if it's a sign. I don't know what to think. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I said, if you're on YouTube, man, please hit that like button. Thank you for watching on YouTube. If you're on YouTube, want to catch these live twitch.tv slash dub dot, you can be here in the studio audience live. And speaking of that, but I got to make sure my man came back with the gifted subs early in the game. I appreciate it. Came back came back was kind of glitchy too, but we will get to all of this. We will get to all of this. I make sure my my chat is on sub only for the chat. And I'm saying this is your opportunity to be part, to be part of the community, part of podcasts, but you got to be subbed up to talk in the chat. That's all your name will show right here. You know what I'm saying? On the YouTube, on everywhere, but the sub only chat, man. I appreciate the gifted subs. Listen, I'm telling you guys, J-Bird with the gifts. I'm the J-Bird. Bro, it was a lot of glitchy people. There was a lot of glitchy people in Anaheim. I will be honest. Everybody was pretty much a W. I mean, not everybody, but for the majority of people, there were a lot of W's to be given out for the weekend. I will be honest, a lot of W's. Oreo is not, bro. See, I didn't think about Oreo, but we will get to this. I do want to talk about Madden. I don't want to just talk about us being assholes and all that. You know what I'm saying? Like, DreamHack was cool, man. This was the first DreamHack I went to. And listen, I really forgot about Oreo. That's crazy. I did forget about Oreo, but we will talk about it. But I will tell you guys, this is the first DreamHack I went to. And being at this DreamHack, made me a little disappointed that I wasn't at all the other ones. I'll focus my camera a little better. We good, we good, we good. There was one in Atlanta. I didn't go to the one before that. It was what? The one Clef won. Where was the one Clef won at? Was it in Dallas? Was it in Texas? I forget. But this was the first one I went to. And the thing about DreamHack, I'm a man elite with the gifts or with the host, I appreciate you, man. No journey won in Atlanta. I forget. I want to say Clef was in Texas as well. But anyway, this event one is in the convention center. I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure you guys have all been to a convention center. Just a huge ass building. That's all that, those types of things and all that. And for me, as you guys know, like I watch a lot of, or I travel with my girl across the Midwest to watch volleyball. And they're always at convention center. So I've been to a lot of goddamn convention centers. Anaheim was fly. Shout out to Cuddy in the check. Cuddy, I believe made the final four with the sub. I appreciate it. I believe he made the final four played really good. Wind up losing to Prodigy, I believe. But that was a good run by Cuddy. Man, he really popped up. And shout out to this, I appreciate the sub. What's I'm gonna say? So yes, it was the Anaheim convention center right by Disneyland. So it was a great venue. It was awesome. And it's a gamer, it's like a gamer thing, a gamer thing. And one thing I always realized when I go to these different gamer things. Now I will tell you, I have never been to really gamer conventions until I really started streaming and becoming bigger into gaming. Gaming, like gaming is like so much bigger than Madden and it's not even funny. Like gaming is a huge world. Like it's like a huge, huge world. And something that I really was never a part of until the last couple of years, being a streamer and being involved with Twitch and YouTube and the stand at their level. I really had no idea how big like the gaming industry really was until you go to some of these venues. So you go into this venue and obviously there's a bunch of different little like parts that you would do. You know, you would play this game, you would play that game, you can watch people play this game. I believe every little gaming thing that was going on at the event, it was CSGO, which is Counter-Strike, which is Counter-Strike's probably the biggest shooting game ever, honestly, that we don't know because it's never been on the consoles. And then the day where man players were console players so we don't know shit about what's going on on the computer. I will tell you, I'll be the first one to tell you that, I don't know what's going on on the computer. Then they had Halo, which is obviously is a console game. And then Fortnite was popping. It was a bunch of different things, bunch of different things you could buy, food you could buy. They had little bars, which was made it even better. It was popping the whole time for me. It was great. Because I was in Apex Rivals, I did not go till Saturday. You guys watch Apex Rivals on Friday. I came in seventh place out of 20, which was pretty insane for me to be and like against all them pros and be seventh out of 20. Now I didn't do much. My teammates did pretty much everything, but it was fun. And for that reason, I showed up on Saturday, which means I couldn't play because everything started. I believed the artist started Friday. So I got there Saturday afternoon, went right to the event. That's the couple of games. But at the end of the day, what I take from DreamHack Man is that shoot, I tight wins again. And we are 19% away from the level three hype train. That's pretty nuts. Shout out to my man, Lou, 11 months subbed up, man. There it goes. I was setting up those fences on Apex, bro. I really was. I was about, they was quick. The fences were quick. They were quick. There, my man M.Dot in the 17 months, man. 3% away from the level three hype train. We got, that means we, I don't know what hype train we have, but we just passed some mark. You know what I'm saying? Oh, we completed level two. Now we're on level three. There we go, hey. Appreciate you all for real. But, so what I learned, let's talk about Madden. Did any of you guys watch the Madden events? Did any of you guys watch the games and which games stood out? I wish I could tell you there was a game that stood out as a, as a cleft supporter, I'll tell you. It was boring watching him play people I couldn't cap at, bro. Like when King was up there and when he played King and our King sucks, when he played King Shababi with the gifts, I appreciate it. Popping in jazz probably was the best game. Neither of them could play any defense. But yeah, when he played, when Cleft played clean it was fun because it was someone to cap at in the crowd, like King free, his brother was there. Trey King was there. They was all, what's your name called it? They was all cheering for King. So it was good to have somebody cap back out. And then when jazz was up there, like you don't want to cap at jazz. Like he just like, as in, yeah, King laid down. King brought a Lamar Jackson jersey and didn't even use Lamar Jackson. Big Larry, big L for him, honestly. Shut my man foe with the, with the gift, the sub, I appreciate it, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. But yeah, so it was, the quiet people kind of popped, man. Bro, the quiet people kind of popped. Like it was no one for me to really cap at. I don't know, like clean cap at J.S. really. Plus Cleft and jazz game wasn't fun. And then really Cleft and privacy game. As a man player, bro, I've been fighting chat. I've been fighting this like running game shit all year. Like, bro, like I don't want to do it. And not that I don't want to, it's not like I don't want to do it, but I'm like, I'm watching Prodigy play Cleft. This was the final game and I'm sitting here watching him like, damn, this shit hard is ill. Like what Cleft has to do to move the ball and what Prodigy has to do to move the ball is like, bro. And it kind of, what it reminded me of, it reminded me of Sally Cat. Here go Prodigy got these two goons in the middle, put two contains that he can't really cut or you guys sit in a pocket and just eat it. And to me, I'm like, some sitting there watching like, bro, like Cleft's job is so much harder than Prodigy's job. You know what I'm saying? And that's how you feel as a passer, man. Like it's like, is this really like, it's at this point of man, it's stupid to be honest. It really is. It's stupid. You know, you are like one, we all know how mad it works, man. When you get, what I was gonna have, when you get to like the top 50 people, man, not the top 30 people, like everybody's pretty close, bro. But when somebody like Cleft, it was really good. Somebody like Prodigy was really good. When one person has to do work that much harder than the other person, it's gonna make it like, it works and you can do it against lesser people for sure. But when you get around like two people that are really good and one of them was working hard as shit and the other one's, the other one don't gotta work that hard to risk any turnovers or risk losing field position or anything like that. It's like, God, this is a stupid ass way to play the game, man. It's like, it's rough, man. Am I really gonna run tight? Am I really gonna try? I just don't really know how to do it. I wish, it's not rocket science, but I have learned this year to like gain a little bit. I don't wanna say the word is respect, but understand that these guys know more about the running game than I do and are way more skilled at knowing all that stuff and the knowledge of what run to one run, when to snap it, when to flip it, when to be a virgin and motion this guy, motion that guy. You gotta just give them some respect and be like, they're pretty locked in on a running game, but it was rough seeing a runner, not a runner win, but just watching that game was like, bro, like this is so, it's, I can, I think it's pretty hard to pass the ball in man 20. I really do, I think it is. I really honestly think it's pretty tough. And that's what makes for people. No, I don't think the game, I don't think extending the game would change the game. I think it would make it easier for runners to be able, or passers to be able to fight, but at the end of the day, when you talk about one or two minutes, you're talking about a couple plays, really. I thought about, rather than extending the game, I think the play clock, I feel like I said that every week, when we talk about man, I said that every week that the play clock is a bigger deal, honestly. Then, yeah, I mean, I kinda, after watching that game, clever project, I was like, y'all gotta try it, I tell you, bro, I gotta try it, like it's no way, like, I might, I might give it a try. We won't keep rocking and see how we do, but if I'm still, I will see how this next couple of weeks go, honestly. Yeah, for sure. For sure, well, it's definitely harder to pass than run, without a doubt. And they think I'm crazy when I say that, like I'm making it up, bro, man. But anyway, so as we sit there, but honestly, it was a good tournament. And this is my question, you guys, is like, what would make you guys wanna come out somewhere in these tournaments? You know, like, what's, why weren't all you guys here? Like, what is it, like, it's not really even about the tournament, it's really like fun, like, I don't know, it's just a good experience. What stops you guys from coming to these events and what would make you more, you know, willing to go to the next one, honestly? That's why I asked you guys, because, and you to bias that, like, the distance. I mean, I understand, if I, like I said, when I was 19 or whatever, when I was in mad, mad, no nine, mad, and 10, mad and wet, mad and with a man 12, like I wasn't interested in traveling cause I didn't wanna spend that money. I didn't really have that money when I was, you know, yeah, it's a vacation, honestly. That's really what it is. Y'all have to see it's like a little vacay, it's a little getaway, it's not really, yeah, you have to see it as, this is a little vacation that I'm taking with my friends, honestly, that's all. No, it was no MCF. They thought about doing something MCS-wise, would probably make it, obviously make it way more poppin', but, you know, you can't and, you know, you really, you can't look at the prize money and say, I'm gonna win this. You can't count on that, man. You can't really count on having this than a third. The prize pool is $25,000 prize pool, like what the fuck? Y'all want more money for a random Braggs tournament? I mean, groups, groups should definitely be done by somebody that knows, knows what their name is, somebody that knows the game. I remember when, honestly, when Nerd Street had tournaments, they asked me like, who should be in a group and who shouldn't really? Just so we didn't have four good people in one group and four shitters in another group, honestly. Witness, what's up, buddy? Yeah, but it's not about it being worth, like, yeah, like, you know, the prize pool part means nothing, bro, honestly. Yeah, like that, is that where we're going to? Give away 100,000 or $25,000, I feel it's great. I feel like it's great, you know? Groups can't be random, and some people, yeah, it's not a, bro, it's not a financial investment, bro. Even if you're the best player in the world, it's not financial investment. It's an entire event, it wasn't necessarily, it wasn't really just a tournament, like you got access to the entire gaming event. Now, that's what I'll talk about as far as like, growing men, because as you sit there watching the man, the man tournament, right? You look at all the other tournaments, and all the tournaments are kind of popping. I'm being honest, like the CS GO shit was lit. Like CS GO, the Counter Strike was popping, Halo was popping, now this is where there was one in Atlanta, bro, we did not get a crowd, but we had energy, bro. We had a lot of energy. The thing is, this is the thing about Madden, right? Gaming wise, here we go, right? If you like CS GO, right? You kind of have played Fortnite, so you might like that. If you like CS GO, of course you like Halo. If you like a shooter, you like a shooter, you like a shooter, you like a shooter. You know what I'm saying? So this Johnny Raincoat that came to watch CS GO, he might walk over and watch the Halo. He might walk over and watch the Fortnite. He might try to play Fortnite. He might try to compete in a little Halo game, because he's Johnny Raincoat, he played it all. You know? But those same guys that played all them shooting games, they don't know what the hell is going on with Madden. They don't know what's going on with Madden. Shooters relate to shooters, and that video game wise, that's all I'm talking about, you know what I'm saying? No, there's no one Madden player that's gonna make more people watch Madden. Yeah, it might be a couple hundred here and there, but it's not that big a deal, you know? And it's just tough, because I think being at these gaming venues is awesome. You know, because like I said a couple of minutes ago, my eyes, I didn't know how big gaming, like PC gaming and shooter gaming is, how big this is. And to be in that same venue is pretty awesome. Yes, Wesley's right, man. They had a 2K event and a Madden event. That would be pretty pop. That would be pretty cool, you know? You know, that would definitely be pretty cool. But yeah, it's a good thing being in these gaming events, but the people that come to play Madden really don't give a shit about the other games and vice versa. So that's why the crowd was pretty much just, just us. And that's the one thing, man. That's like, for me, I love Madden or whether I'm in a tournament, I'm in a night or my boy's lost or the next guy, I'm gonna be in the crowd watching the games. You know, that's one thing I didn't really get the vibe because I don't know how many people signed up because I wasn't there for groups, but I felt like it was only like 10, 15 of us that stayed and watched the games. Like it might have been 50, like where did everybody go? You know? And I guess that some people, if they lose, they don't really wanna go. They don't really wanna go back and watch. Some people have that type of vibe, but for me, I just like supporting the watching. So for me, if we're there and you get popped, man, the best thing to do for a man is chilling the crowd. That's what was the saltiest shit was that I'm looking at the crowd. We got, you know, 60 seats and 10 of them are full. You know, like what, we can fill these seats up. No, but bro, the prize pool is not low, dude. Like what the, the prize pool don't make or break nothing. Like what the hell? That doesn't make people wanna watch more. Like what the fuck? Like you could always say that. Oh, the prize, they won't watch because the prize pool. So if it, so if that $25,000 tournament was 50,000, would the seats be full? Would there be too, would it make it that? Would y'all say, oh shit, he's playing for 10 grand instead of five grand. I wanna watch that. I don't understand like that. Like what? I don't think that matters at all, bro. Now obviously if it's a $400 tournament and, you know, $40,000 tournament is a big deal, but I'm saying. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I thought Anaheim was awesome. I guess the West Coast didn't come out. I don't know. I guess the West Coast done. Yeah, my voice was going that, cause I was booing. I would just boo everybody. I don't know if y'all heard, but I was just booing this shit out of people. Like King, every time King ran Wildcat for one yard, I just booed and I told everybody to punt the ball. I booed J.S. until he was down by 30. I booed Prodigy when he ran every play. I was just booing, bro. That's all I was doing. I was yelling, I'm being honest. I was yelling. But like I said, it was boring when it was, it was Prodigy, but Prodigy don't cap. And then Drenny was like, Drenny was like, yo. Drenny was like, I'll cap at you. You can't even cap at Drenny. Drenny's like, bro. I was booing. Yo, every time, cause it was fun when King was there, cause his brother and Trey Kings and shit was capping at me, bro. I was definitely booing, booing. Yeah, so it was fun. It was definitely fun. Like I said, all you guys should try to make it out. I understand that's far away, but the West Coast definitely, I don't know who was from the West Coast that was in there, honestly. You know? Yeah. That has with there. Like I said, I really don't, I notice if this shit was in Philly or New York or DC, it'll be popping. Bro, Fort, y'all are fucking idiots, bro. Just don't, yeah, the East Coast will be popping. Yeah. Drenny won't even cap good. Drenny like, like, Drenny don't cap good, bro. Yeah, that was gonna be fun. Make sure y'all get there. Like for real, it's definitely popping. Yeah, let's say, let's say, if Madden doesn't give away $100 million, there's no way the shit can pop. No, you're right. There's no way the shit can pop. No, no, it won't pop. Now, honestly, the podcast won't be back until they give away $100 million. I just won't do a podcast, bro. Just, this is it. Trey Ball, what's up, buddy? I appreciate you. You know, a hundred million, a hundred million or shit won't go across with this. Thank you, man. I preach five months. Y'all not coming, bro. Dream hack, narcos, bro. People, it was fun, man. Dallas will definitely be, I can't wait. Honestly, can't wait. Madden is popping. Dude, it's February. It's pretty much March. Madden's popping. Let's just take a look at where, from Madden 16 to now, Madden's popping. Yeah, it's not, y'all keep saying Fortnite. Like, bro, what the fuck? Like, bro, Fortnite has kids that are six years old, dudes that are 60. Their demographic is fucking enormous. It's enormous. You can never compete with that shit. Like, seriously, like, it's never gonna be comparable. Never. Yeah, like, Madden's lightweight popping. Can we just agree with daughter, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Madden should be free at this point, though. Madden's popping. That's all I'm saying. But anyway, we don't want to talk about Chacobie? I don't know, bro. I think, I don't know, man. I want to talk, I want to talk more about how we can grow Madden. No, but Chacobie chat, first of all, I got to find, I definitely got to find, I see this is my fault, because I don't be knowing. I didn't know where all, like, the Chacobie pictures were and everything. I got to go find a lot of them shits. Cause I'm being honest. Like, this was pretty legendary, to be honest with you guys. I was surprised, you know, I was surprised at the overall, where, well, I'm looking, trust me, I'm looking. I was surprised at the Chacobie news. Cause I got there, I get, I got there, where did I get there? I got there Saturday. I was like, what's up, man? Is everybody going out? And they said, Chacobie gone. They said, Chacobie is gone. And to me, I was surprised, honestly, that he wasn't with us. You know, I, and they said he went out dancing. Now, to me, that's, that's, that's fucking sick. Like, I want to know, I got a lot of questions. I got a lot of questions and, and Chacobie's in here. So I really want to, Niner, Niner, you done for the day, bro? You done, take 10 cents, I don't want to talk about, he done, he done. I don't want to talk about no, if another one of you fuckers brings up Fortnite and any million dollar prize pool, literally you will not talk for the rest of the night. Literally, Jesse, Jesse, you are in charge. If I hear Fortnite or prize pool, in this chat again, they're done. The mods, all you got ponies in here, who else, X-Factor, bro, I swear to God, Niner is not allowed to talk the rest of the night until the podcast is over and I'm playing Madden or chilling, he's not allowed to talk. I don't give a shit, Madden will never be Fortnite. If you want it to be Fortnite, this is what you do. You pick up your fucking controller, you hill hold the middle button, you go scroll and you press A on Fortnite and you play fucking Fortnite. But this is Madden. This is why we're here and it's never gonna be a hundred million dollar prize pool. All right, so take that dream, ball it up and throw it out the window. Jesus Christ, man. Literally, bro. I don't want to hear no more, no more prize pool, no more nothing. Shout out to my man, George, with the sub 12 months, man. I appreciate it for real, bro. That shit, that is crazy. It's just crazy. Like let's appreciate what the hell we got a little bit. It's always gotta get better. We always here to make it better, but we can't be Fortnite. It can't be. Like that's it. Bro, like it's just crazy, man. He, no. Because he's like, oh, well, what's that guy's name, Booga, Booga, Booga, Booga? Oh, he was an overnight millionaire. Well, good for fucking him. You know how much of his millions I got? Listen, does anybody in this chat have any of his millions? Does anybody? Then I don't give a shit. And honestly, for how big Fortnite is, damn, they coulda give away 10 million. Cause at the end of the day, let's be honest, that kid Booga, Booga, right? He's probably sick that he didn't win 10 million, right? Shit. Am I right? He's probably like, damn, I wish Epic had a bigger prize pool. That's probably what Ninja's saying. Ninja probably got a podcast right now. Well, if Epic grows the prize pool, I would compete. You know, the prize pool's not low enough. Crazy, man. Booga, Booga. And y'all bringing that shit up. In a Madden, on a Madden tournament, a random ass regs Madden tournament in the middle of February, they said needs to be $100,000. Fucking joke, bro. As high as possible in y'all, as high as possible. As high as possible. The fuck, like, we've been talking about prize pool for how long? How long have we been talking about this shit? How long? What the fuck do you want me to tell you? Yeah, I'm not playing. I'm not. Oh, yo, I'm not trying. We shouldn't try. It's not high enough. Boy, he caught it. Fuck, like y'all are fucking nuts, bro. Man, what's up, man? Nah, cause that shit pissed me off, bro. Y'all really bringing the Booga, Booga, Booga. Like, I don't know what, I don't know what. It's just such a dump. Anyway, back to Shikobi, bro. Y'all worried about pocket. I don't want to come to the tournament cause the podcast is, or the prize pool isn't high enough. Nah, all we gotta do is our part, baby. You feel me? That's all, that's all we gotta do. I feel like I'm doing my part. Now look yourself in the mirror. Are you doing your part? That's what I'll ask you. That's what I'll ask you. All you can do is ask yourself. Cause this is what I tell you. If you rely on another man to pay you, and when I say the other, if you rely on EA to pay you, where the hell you gonna be? That's my question. If you rely on EA to pay you, where are you gonna be? Imagine asking for another person to pay you more money. Imagine relying on somebody else. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, what's this I'm saying? Everybody brought back. Y'all fucking, yeah, y'all rely on EA. I'm not relying on them. Y'all can rely on them all. Y'all can rely on them all y'all want. I'm not relying on them. After the first year I said more money ain't no more money, I'm good. That's why I'm here. Please pay us more money. Please, please, please. When we have no fucking leverage. Anyway, I'm done. I'm talking about where the fuck is Shikobi's pictures at, bro? Done with you fucking idiots. Main people that be talking about prize pool are the ones that don't even win no fucking money anyway. Speaking of prize pool, bro, look at this fucking prize. Be the main motherfuckers, bro. And I'll tell you, Shikobi got more drip than everybody out here, honestly. Shikobi has more drip than all y'all. Now I wanna know how this went down. Cause I need to know what the hell happened. How do you get to this point on a Madden trip? Like, how do you get to this point? Chad, how does this happen? No, it's not tough. He just, he got a little back. See, you see when you got a little gut, you gotta pull it. You can't be that tight. You gotta pull it out a little bit. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You gotta, you don't got no stain. That's just lighting. That's not a stain. Let's not, let's not start killing my man. That's a little shadow. That's not a stain. Or it might be water. I said no more. I just wanna know how it got to this point. So, Shikobi obviously is from like, it lives in like Seattle, like New Washington, that other corner. Bro, but there's other shi- Bro, I hate you motherfuckers. You see all these other shadows on him? What about this? Is this a stain? Is this a stain over here? What about this? I'm done. Yo, podcast's over. I'm done with y'all. Y'all tell me how to play Madden. Y'all tell me how to look at pictures. Why the fuck though? Y'all gotta show. That's what I tell y'all. Since y'all know fucking everything. You fucking bastards. Know everything. Y'all know how to pass. You know who's open. You know what's a stain. You know how to move shit. You know how to do other. Why don't y'all have a show? That's what I wanna know. Why? Why the fuck are y'all watching me? If y'all know how to do everything. God damn, man. Arguing over stains. My man can't have a stain. He can't have a stain. Like, oh my God, bro. Because y'all like, I can't even tell a story. I can't do shit. So you assholes, bro. My man got a date. I wanna know how does this date happen? You know what I'm saying? Like, so you, so obviously he gets to LA on Thursday, right? Now be real. Chicago didn't bring this outfit. You know what I'm saying? He ain't bring this outfit, bro. These are, yo, this is Marshall's special, bro. This is a $45 outfit total. And I respect it. Because I've been there before. You know what I'm saying? If you never had to run to Marshall's to get an outfit, then you really haven't lived life. You know what I'm saying? We not gonna cap. Marshall's is a great time. But I've been there before. And chat, you guys can agree. You guys have been there before, right? You know what I'm saying? TJ Maxx, that's another good one step. You know what I'm saying? There's no way he brought, there's no way you bring this type of lay. There's no way. Oh, so, Shacoby pays for, okay, so he pays for Tinder Plus. Yeah, and then, yo, this is called the military alignment. I don't know if you guys ever, because I was in Boy Scouts and shit. This was important, military alignment. Like your fly and like pause and that, but yeah, this is called military alignment. Your buttons and your fly gotta be on point. You know what I'm saying? The military alignment. Yeah, it's not, it might not be way off. It's just, like I said, when you got a little gut, you gotta keep the tuck a little baggy. The tuck can't be too tight when you got a little gut, you know what I'm saying? Y'all was in Boy Scouts, it's great, man. If y'all have sons or anything, put them in Boy Scouts, man. It's a big time you learn a lot, bro. Because listen, I'll tell you fuckers, when the zombie apocalypse pops off and I know how to make fires and march in the woods and nowhere to get places without needing a fucking GPS, you guys are gonna come looking for Boy Scouts. That's what you're gonna come looking for, all right? All right? So best believe if y'all need somebody that knows that been in Boy Scouts when that zombie apocalypse pops off. So anyway, so Chicago had a dancing date. Now, chat. I will be honest. Up, Niners back, Niners back, chat, do your job or the podcast will not continue. Chat, do your job, there you go, good job. 600 seconds, good job. Anyway, back, good job, X-Factor, I see you. I see you, X-Factor, number one mod, let's go. So that's what I wanna know. Is how does one settle on, because I need you guys to see my face because I'm like, how does one settle on a dancing date? Like in 2020, what does that mean? Like for me, I think like Greece, like John Travolta, like let's go, like where do you go? I would have no fucking clue. I would not, what? No, like that's, but like where would you go? I would say no so fast. Like what? Yeah, I'd probably, the strip club is the bed, like yeah, there's tons of dancing here at the strip club. But that's what I think about. I think about Greece, what, and like, you guys tell me like what does, like what does that mean to y'all? Like a dancing date is nuts. And what type of dancing do you think? Cause I think of dancing. I want some ass on the hips. You feel me? I want your ass on my crotch. That's the, like that's what type of dancing I wanna do. So, and I'll be honest. I have no fucking idea how to salsa dance. So for me, so Chacoby had Tinder, he arranged this date. Now what I picture now is Chacoby on YouTube. How do I salsa dance? And literally in the mirror doing this shit all week, getting ready for his dancing date. You know what I'm saying? He was getting ready. Am I lying? That's what I would do. Cause I really have no fucking clue how to salsa dance. And if a chick asked me, I wanna go on a dancing date. I would say, listen, people in hell want ice water. I'm not going on a dancing date. That's not happening. This bitch would be, no, it would have to be a bad bitch for me to say, okay, let's go on a dancing date. At the, we went to the Marriott, like the ballroom. Lord Jesus. He's a glitch. Salsa dance. Like, listen, I could probably figure it out. Like, listen, I could two steps. So I figure it out. You know what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, Chad, I'm, what I think is like, matter of fact, let me keep this over here. For me, it's like, what, like, Lord, you know? It's, listen, apparently it works. So Shacoby found this chick and his, so since he, so he lined up this date. Now me, me, myself, I'm not a date liner upper. No, I'm not there. Cause I need to keep my options open, Chad. No, Chad, do you understand? I need to keep my options open. You know, I can't, I can't commit to Becky when I don't know what the hell's gonna happen. Yeah, I just two step, man. I don't do much. I honestly, when I saw, when I saw Shacoby dancing in the club, I was like, you know, he's like, he does what I would do, but I'm just a little bit cooler than him. That's all, but he gets away with it. Like, he, like, you don't gotta do much. I'm be honest. You really don't have to do much to dance, honestly. Now, now salsa and all that ballroom dancing shit that he was doing, that's another level. But in the club, you really don't gotta do nothing. Shacoby like literally, so Shacoby dances often. So this isn't a one-time thing. He's got dancing experience. Shacoby might really be glitchy. He has dancing, dancing, you know, experience. That's, nah, man, like Shacoby's really a glitch. Now, he was clean, you know what I'm saying? And you know when I knew, when I knew, when I knew Shacoby was up to trouble, when I knew he was up to trouble is pretty much, honestly, when I, I don't know if you guys saw the video of him dancing in the club. That's when I knew he, that's why I knew he was plotting a lot of shit this weekend. He was plotting a lot of shit, you know, and I'm looking at all these threads. So he was plotting, right? When I saw him with another lay in the club, right? That's when I realized he was here for one reason. He wasn't here for Madden. He was here for one reason, Shacoby. And what y'all gotta realize, he ain't care about Madden. He had double lays. He had a polo lay with the slacks and he had the whole button up lay. Like, so for me, when a man comes with two outfits, he's really ready to party, you know what I'm saying? Everybody had a great time, bro. That's what y'all gotta realize. He's bopping, cause at the end of the day, y'all have to realize this about this, cause this is at the gaming party, right? And y'all have to realize this, bro. The other people in the gaming part, like the other gaming communities, like the other gamer dudes, Shacoby is the Fonz, bro. They make Shacoby look like fucking the man, seriously. Like, Shacoby went million percent, top 10 coolest fucking dudes in that party. Without a doubt, without a doubt. So the other gaming communities, they're walking Ls, bro, seriously, for real. Like the Halo people, bro, they not in the clubs. They not two-stepping. That's Shacoby top five dancer in the community. But the first night, oh man, the first night got a lot of stories, though. I asked, yo, J-Bird came with dates on deck. J-Bird came to LA with dates on deck ready. But J-Bird didn't bring no dates on deck. He was hunting for the dates. And like, listen, man community, we like hunters. We like hunters. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, 10 for 10 per... Yo, J-Bird was ready. I mean, I don't know what the chick looked like. We don't know what the chick looked like. And honestly, shot my man Shaq daddy with a sub. Now, honestly, I don't think it could possibly be a L. That's what I'm thinking. I don't think Shacoby's date and weekend could possibly be a L. Like, what would the chick have to look like for it to be a L? Seriously, for him to get dressed up like that, go on a dancing date and be that happy, bro, it's no way it could be a L. She would have to be a zero. No, she would have to be a zero for it to be a L. If she was, if her eyes were straight and she didn't stink, it was a W. That's how I feel. Yeah, it was, she would have to be super brutal. So that's how I feel, man. Yeah, she can't be that fast. She was dancing. Cause you know, fat chicks can dance but they start sweating. They start stinking a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Like so, so if you got at dinner today if she was dancing two-stepping, you know, it's no way that she could be, you know what I'm saying? She could be too big. But like I said, it's a W pretty much regardless. That's why I really don't care. That's why I really don't, that's why I really don't care. Nah, it's not a L. It's not a, it's never a L. It's never a L. It's never a L, bro. It's not a L. You can't give, you can't give a man that went on a dancing date. Oh, you just can't. That's just too swaggy. It's too swaggy. Yeah, big girls ain't dancing, dancing. Could be not, nah, could be not that crazy. I feel like he not that crazy big, really. He like, he fat, but he not like super sloppy. Y'all know what I'm saying? Like, there's some people that's fat and just they, they automatically stink. Like they take a shower and 10 minutes later they stink again, bro. You don't know what I'm saying. You feel what I'm saying? Y'all know what I'm talking about. Like the, yeah, yeah, I'm saying. By the way, so the first night, this is Saturday. What happened first was, let me tell you this about, so first of all, we're at the venue. Clef wins this game, he'll play it tomorrow. Jay Bird already got popped. Jay Bird, I don't remember the last time Jay Bird played a relevant game in a Madden tournament. I really don't remember, I don't remember. You got, I don't remember the last time he played a relevant game. Any Madden tournament, but anyway, so Jay Bird got popped. So, no, I want, no, only subs can talk in the chat, bro. That's the, listen, bro, what I'm saying? So at the end of the day, my statistician, Jay Bird. So we're sitting at watching the games. We're sitting watching the games, right? And what I'm saying? So Jay Bird, me and Clef, and then all of a sudden they want to drink. They want to go to the bar and take shots. It is 3 p.m., you know me? I'm cool, I'm with the shits. So if it's 3 p.m., that means we got about 12 hours of life left. We need 12 more hours of day. We gotta be awake for 12 hours. Cause three to three p.m., okay, let's go. So we started, I get the first round, cause that's me. Like, I'm not gonna let nobody else buy me a drink right away. That's just who I am. I talk to Clef about it and I'm like, listen man, I feel blessed to be able to be in that position. And you guys will realize this when you get to a point in your life. Like, when you stop becoming the one that doesn't want to pay for shit and becoming the person that always wants to pay for shit, that's like, I feel like that's like a natural. Cause I feel like men naturally are like providers for everybody, like whether it's their family, their friends, anybody. When you get to the point where like, you want to be that person that pay for shit, like, I feel like that's like the evolution of a man. You know what I'm saying? Like, for a while, fucking Clef and Jay Bird doing one rock, paper, scissors, to see who got to pay for drinks, like fucking children, but you know, I'm just saying. Anyway, so I buy the first round, we get Jameson shots. Now, Jay Bird and Clef don't know what the hell Jameson is, but I'll say I want the Jameson. You know what I'm saying? So they take the Jameson and I'm telling them, listen, are y'all cool with the Jameson? You know what I'm saying? And they take the Jameson. You know, I gotta have a beer, I can't just have a shot. I gotta have a shot of beer to grab that boom. Then we wait like an hour, watch a couple, watching more games, cause like four more games to watch and I'm gonna watch the games. So then that's when we go back to the bar and you know what's on Jay Bird or Clef? They do their one, two, three shoot, right? So Jay Bird loses, he buys the next round, right? So this what this sneaky bastard Clef do, bro. Now I hope Clef shows up in this, this what he do. Instead of buying the $50 round of drinks, he said, yo, y'all want some pizza? And he tried to pass his round off on buying pizza. You know what I'm saying? So he went to, he got his pieces of pizza. So his bill was like 18 bucks. He not low. And I told him that. I say, Jay Bird, you can't trust this guy. He's not low, bro. You not low doing that shit. So he buys pizza. Just, just insane. And I told him, bro. And what's crazy is I say, bro, just don't count as your round. Now the problem was the next day, he was in the tournament the whole time. So he never had to buy a round. So he really finessed us a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Now I'm not gonna say that's a race issue. I'm not gonna say that. No, cause I can't say those type of things, but just think of it how it is. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I'm just letting, I'm just, you know what I'm saying? And so then, after that, we had to leave. You know what I'm saying? We had to leave. Where are we going? I'm gonna go back to Rico's room. Cause Mark Dogg was playing. I would know. There's a slimy or move that was made this weekend. I will tell y'all. Listen, listen, I'm just telling y'all this right now. I'm just telling y'all right now, just buckle up. What I say, buckle up. I'm just telling y'all, don't stop, that's what I'm saying. So then we go back to Rico room, me and Clef. Cause me and Clef, we staying together and shit. And we staying together. And I will tell you this little hotel room. I let Rico handle pretty much all my travel and shit. I let Rico pick the room I sent them the money I sent us for me and Clef. Bro, we had, we had like a two bedroom suite, but it was in like a hotel from like 1960. Bro, this hotel room smelled like a locker room. And if y'all ever played football, y'all know what the locker room smelled like. It smelled like pads, smell like straight ass and a little bit of grass. And when I tell you, this hotel room smelled just like that shit. Like literally somebody just stored football pads in there for fucking years. Oh, it was bad, bro. No, except without Caprice. Oh, it was bad. Yes, it was the super eight, bro. It was rough, but I'll be honest with y'all, after you stay in there for five minutes, you kind of get used to it, you'd be cool. But that first little, when that jump, that's how it hits you in the face. You open the door, but when you in there, chat, when you in there for, okay, good time out on nighter. When you in there for five, when you in there for five, 10 minutes, you, you know what I'm saying? You kind of get used to it, right? You know what I'm saying? You're like, we're here. You don't want to bring nobody else into that, but you kind of get used to it. So that's what we're saying. So pretty much me and Clef was there for the whole time, you know what I'm saying? He had a ride off. So I've never been there, and I'm never been anywhere. When I'm in LA, I pretty much defer to whatever Kerry say is popping, I'm riding. So what do we do? We go to Rico's room because Mark Dogg was playing some little young boy in 2K for money. So we were watching it first. And you know, Rico has three bottles already. So I'm, I'm pouring up. Now I think I'm pouring up and pouring up. I do monster and Jack, Jack and monster. That was, that's my mix, boom. Killing him, John. I think Clef might have had one. You know, I had like two, you know? So then I don't want to watch 2K all night. I was in gambling on it. I really didn't care. I went back to the room, watched my ass. Cause I feel like I always need to shower. Like, especially being in the game, I was on an airplane. I shower when I wake up, get on the airplane, go all the way to LA, watch the gaming venue. I need to watch my ass before I go out. It wasn't hot. It was actually like wherever the hell y'all steps, it was probably like 60 max and it was cloudy. So it was cool. And I liked that. I don't like when it's that hot. So we go back to the room. Shall I get ready to go out? I don't know where to go. You know, I'm just waiting on the word from everybody, what everybody's doing. I'm trying to link up with everybody. So I just Googled some shit. We wanted to watch the fight. So me and Clef go out, get to the bar to fight already over cause Wilder got his ass kicked fast. So when I go to the bar, I don't care what bar I'm at. I order a double honey and a beer. That's what I order. And I say, Clef, do you want to do, and I order one for a, there's my man, I'm gonna get one for him. I don't care. Now, for some reason, I don't know why. It was his turn to order rounds, but I just, this is me. I'm saying, and this is when Clef stopped taking, I had to take Clef shots at this point. So pretty much every time we ordered the bar, it was two for me and a beer for him and a beer for me. So I had four, two doubles in a beer, every little bar we went to, cause he stopped taking the Hennessy shots. What else do I want to say? So we went to that bar. Then that was when we get the word from Kerry. We got to Fullerton. Okay, downtown Fullerton, I don't know. I've never been there. So we go to downtown Fullerton. I just Google a random, cause me and Clef were there first, right? One, Anaheim is weird, like, y'all been out, right? Yo, I had to piss, right? And me being from Philadelphia and New York, anywhere was a big city. Like if I had to piss and I just got to Uber, I'm going to find an alleyway, right? Like just go piss behind a car or some shit. Ain't no alleyways in Fullerton. Bro, I was walking around blocks for hours. Couldn't find nowhere. Wound up pissing in some bush and I swear it was at a church. I swear I was in a church parking lot. Not even a parking lot. I was in front of a church pissing in a bush. That's how Fullerton got. You know what I'm saying? It got rough, but you know, you got to do what you got to do. You know what I'm saying? Cause there's really no, there was no alleyways in Fullerton, but this Fullerton place was popping. I will be honest. It was bad and I'm sorry. I apologize. You know what I'm saying? That's my bad. But you know, at that point I was super on. So then I Googled some bar, went to some bar mancliffe, right? I don't know what it was, but I got to the bar, boom, give me double, you know, double Henney, double whatever the hell, double Henney. Give me double Henneys and Corona. Especially when you're, cause one thing about LA, it's just Mexican. Like I swear to God, 80% of the people got some type of Latina in them. Like without a doubt, like you go there without a doubt, it's got a, everybody has 90% Latina in them somewhere. Even the black people and the white people, they just got some type of Latina in them. That's all. So that's why I try to, I try to go Corona, try to be hit a little bit when I'm in LA. Let me get the Corona, let me get the Corona. I'm saying, but uh, cool. So that doesn't mean we're at that bar. That means then we can find Carrie, go to some other bar. Now this is where I'm cool right now at this point. I'm gone, but I'm cool, chat. Do you understand what, do you understand the level that I'm at? So, sobriety wise, where I'm at, I'm gone, but I'm cool. Are you guys picking up what I'm putting down? I'm cool at this point. Yeah, I was, yeah, like I just want to make sure we was cool. Like we was cool and then we met Carrie. And this is what happened, cause what have we been drinking all night? We've been drinking, I've been drinking beer and Jack and Hennessy and James, all dark stuff. You know, no sugar really, no sugar, just Stratia. And what do Carrie, what the hell, I don't even know where we found Carrie. Cause this is the time of the night, chat. This is the time of the night where I kind of, I want to say I kind of, I start forgetting shit. I start forgetting shit. Now I start forgetting shit. Now I'll be right where I start forgetting shit, really? Now, so we get, so we meet up with Carrie and he has this blue, he's getting this blue drink, right? Now I hope joking and evil or one of them is in here cause Carrie got this big ass, like blue Laguna, blue Long Island type of shit, like bro. And he look, and he look back at me and Clef and he say, do y'all want one? And I would, and for me, and for me, I'm not going to say no, right? The blue Laguna, I'm not going to say no. So I get the blue Laguna. We get two blue Lagunas. So here goes all, here goes all my dark liquor I had for the last eight hours, right? Now I'm going to drink a blue Laguna. You know what a blue Laguna has? Some type of light and blue and sweet sugar and just like, so that's when it got dark. Then we went to the black club. That's what Carrie said. He said, this is the black spot. Let's go down there. I don't remember too much of that spot. I really don't. That is when I said, Carrie we gotta go somewhere that's more poppin', right? So we get to the poppin' spot. So when we get to this poppin' spot, it's called like JBs or some shit. Like JBs. I forget what it was. Yeah, JBs, some shit. And it was, to be honest, there was like two or three spots that were super lit. They were poppin'. I was like, holy shit. This is pretty poppin'. And the line was crazy. So I was like, man, let's go get a bottle. Let's go get some bottles. And so I asked the guy and I gave them my card and then got us a section. Now I will tell you, I'm a loyal motherfucker. You know why? Cause K-Mac and them, I was communicating with K-Mac and Sivill. Cause Sivill was kind of like, he was like, I think Sivill was my main like plug that I was coordinating with. Cause I felt like he was the one that could handle the liquor the most. And he wouldn't like, he wouldn't like, you know, get too drunk that he couldn't communicate with me. So, and they said they on their way. So it's like eight of us, right? And he said the section, y'all could get 15 people in the section. Cause we got three bottles. Well, I got three bottles. So we get in there and it's some chicks that want to walk in with us. Cause the line is crazy. The line is, is a hundred yards long to get into this bar. And these three or four chicks, they want to, they want to come with me. You know what I'm saying? Right? So these three, I say, no, I got man on homies coming. I got to make sure my man, I got to make sure my man homies can get in for free. I kicked four chicks out of my line. They wanted to walk in with me. I said, no, y'all got to go. Kick them out of the line to make sure all my man homies can get in. You know what I'm saying? That's all. Cause I wasn't worried about them little Mexican chicks. I wasn't worried about them. One million percent. Cause I told, I told my guys, listen, I told my guys, I got y'all just when you get to the door, let me know you here and I will come get you. And so y'all ain't got to wait on the line. That's all. That's all I'm saying. So, and never in my life have I kicked three or four chicks out of a line. Like, no, y'all got to go wait in the line right there. I don't know them. What's that? The guy looked at me and says, they with you? I said, nope. I don't know them at all. No, it was definitely the move. I don't, honestly, I really don't remember the whole, I want to say no. I want to say no, they weren't bad. They might have been cold. I will be, if they were cold, I don't know. But at the end of the day, I kicked them. I definitely kicked them out of the line. Bro, Clef was gone by this time chat. He was gone. Like, he don't remember. I was gone too. I remember ordering bottles. I forget everybody who was there, bro. I know with me, Clef, Cole, Cole and Bam, Jay Bird, obviously, and then thrown and, or no, civil and K-Mac and, but K-Mac had a girl. I don't know where K-Mac got this chick, but he had this little like E-girl with him. I don't know where she came from. And what I mean with them, I mean like, these motherfuckers were like Siamese twins for like 12 hours, bro. Siamese twins. This bitch couldn't go to the bathroom without K-Mac up her skirt. I swear to God. Like, for 12 hours, he had a little girl. She was not bad. I will tell you, she was a W. You know what I'm saying? She was a W. But I did tell, I was told that I told the chick that she couldn't suck dick because she played Fortnite. I was told those words came out of my mouth to the E-girl chick. I said, nobody, why is Niner in here, bro? Thank you. Y'all took too long, good shit, D-Croft. I was told, I looked at her and said, nobody wants to E-girl because they can't suck dick. That's what I was, I was told. That's what I said. And I don't remember that's what I said, but that's what I was told. But she wasn't bad, a little blind John. She was not bad. I was like, how did this happen? And she picked K-Mack. So out of that squad, K-Mack, K-Mack and Shikobi are over everybody, honestly. Yeah, she, listen, I would have bombed twice, put it that way. I don't know how, they were Siamese twins, but listen, what if you, yeah. Yeah, but she was cool. So he was with her as civil was there. I'm assuming he was there. I don't remember. Man elite was there, I think. And bro, there was a lot of people there. I only really had that, I think I only got like one picture that night. Let me bring that John up. Cause I was, bro, when I tell you Jupiter, Jupiter, bro, bro, when I tell you Jupiter. So who got, civil was in there, civil had a fake ID? Bro, no, Drenny needs a fake ID. So civil got in there. I'm gonna try to find these pictures and bring them John's up for you. Yeah, we was, I'm telling you, we was in there John. Crush, a crush was everywhere, you know what I'm saying? Crush was definitely, crush, oh, crush. Crush me with the shits, put it that way. Crush definitely be with the shits. Crush me with the shits, bro. Let me send you all this picture real quick, though. Oh, that's the next story, that's the next day. Bro, crush top 10, bluff somebody else. Crush is top 10. Oh, that's the John, oh, the John Jayberg drove home is in the picture, okay. Okay, the John Jayberg drove home is in the picture. Okay, we got more story. Oh, that's, I'm already on that Jayberg show first story. You know what I'm saying? Drenny definitely pride with say some shit like that. Yo, that's a fake, can I still get in? Oh, no, no, I gotta see which one, I gotta go look at the, let me show these pictures for y'all, let me see who all in this picture, bro. Civil, I think this is Tibbs. This is K-Mac, Lil Chick. Oh, maybe I got enough better picture here. That's Crush, Clef, T Davis. I forget, I don't know who's short ass, behind this mask right here, you know what I'm saying? That's our little section was popping. You got the UCLJ, we had the whole corner section, bro. Where's really the shits? This is Jayberg, John, you know what I'm saying? They'll K-Mac, I'm telling you, they'll see. That's about all the pictures I got from the whole night, bro. Somebody might have better pictures, I haven't taken no other pictures than that. That's all I had, that ass, I was gone. Videos, you got videos? Bro, you ain't sending, I don't have any DMs, no videos. No, Jayberg did not get a W. Let's relax, I did not get the story, bro. There was no story, bro. Now Clef is five-five, yeah. So we there in the section. I really don't know if it's them. I has spilled some shit, I think. One of the bottles, at one point, there was still a lot of liquor in the bottles, to be honest. We didn't smash the bottles like I thought we would. I had three, and we didn't smash them joints. Like, listen, we ain't smashed them joints like I thought we would, honestly. So at one point, I was walking through the club with the Henny and the Sirach, and I think I was handing out shots to random people, you know what I'm saying? It was at that point, because it was like 130, like, and it was, it was about to close, and I couldn't just have a, I couldn't just have a lot of liquor left over, bro. So, but why am I getting cold, and what the cold, why? Yeah, I mean, I didn't really buy the bottles crazy, you know what I'm saying? I don't know whatever story to tell. I'm not even, I didn't really tell a story. I don't even know what I missed. You know what I'm saying? I don't know why he not in the chat. Or maybe he probably not subbed. Now, I took it all sub only. So, cold in the chat, you know what I'm saying? He could talk now. Cheap ass motherfuckers. See, motherfuckers ain't subbed. Wanna tell them the whole story and shit? What should I be talking about, bro? Oh, I got a video now. What is this video, 44 seconds? Bro, we can't show this. Oh, the bird, okay? Okay. Bruh, throwing took a lot of L's. I'm a, yo, listen. Don't definitely didn't make it to this event. See, I don't know how to make this no bigger though. So, y'all can still see it. Can y'all see that? What do that look like when I do this? WRL chat. Let me see if I just put this like right in the middle. Like right here. Can y'all see that? Fat up, what about now, chat? It's all right now, chat. I feel like that's good. I feel like we good. I feel like we good. Decent, I could get a bad listen. Chat, watch me work, bro. I'm the pro streamer. I got y'all. I got y'all. I could be, you know what I'm saying? I could listen. Trust me, chat. I'm not saying I'm the best, but I'm the greatest. You hear me? Now let's watch this together because I haven't watched this video. This is civil who's 21 by the way, Twitch. Okay, that's JayTibs. This is when the club was closing. Crush, he ain't want no more, bro. He fell to the floor, he ain't want no more. He fell to the floor, he ain't want no more. Okay, JayBurr with the tucked in pocket tee, okay. Okay, went back for seconds. He ain't like his face, he ain't like it though. K-Mac ain't want no more. Let's K-Mac a little join. You seen her? She looked all right, chat. Where's she at? Okay, I'm telling you, she was all right, chat. She was all right. He was cuffing though. Okay, we had to make sure we killed all this shit, you know what I'm saying? That was the video I got sent. That's it, okay. All right, I mean, that was us at the little joint on the let out, so we ain't had much left, bro. Bro, she was kind of cuffed, I'll be honest. Yeah, I'll probably with a cuff, you know what I'm saying? I'll probably with a cuff. I don't know how tall Maze is, bro. I really don't, I don't know why y'all care about that shit that much, you know what I'm saying? I really don't know. She was probably cuffed worthy though, I'll be honest. So anyway, now apparently they went to some strip club. I didn't go to the strip club. I went home. I felt that the flow ain't want no more. And that's when I picked up, or that's when dads picked me up in a truck. Cause hold on, Clef left, so apparently Clef left me, bro. Like Clef left with somebody else and they, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, the tucked in pocket tee was crazy, bro, for real. No, I didn't get on no, I was chilling. I was honestly chilling. I was just like, I don't remember what happened. Yeah, they went with like J Bird and the chicks or something, bro. See, like how do Clef leave me? Like that's what's kind of crazy when I'm, the more I think about this night, the more I'm in. Yeah, you feel me? How do I get left, bro? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like how do I get left? Like, bro, yo, somebody time out crazy sticks for asking about Vick or Lamar right now. Time him out for, he gotta talk about the 10 minutes. Time him out, time him out, time him out. There, thank you, I appreciate it. I wasn't tapping, I was cool. I just don't remember what happened. I really just don't, then dads picked me up. That's when I saw dads in civil and they told me I just wanted to fight. Cause I can't lie, I was kind of in a rumbling mood that night. I was, I don't know why I was kind of in a rumbling mood, you know, how it kind of was. I was in zombie mode. That's, that's the best mode to be in. That's when you start moving crazy. So then I seen, I seen Throne was passed out. Like Throne never made it to this whole adventure. Bro, no, no, Clef was riding, but we're gonna talk about Clef a little bit later. So we would, so Throne never made it nowhere. He was just passed out the whole time. And see, they was like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he really never made it out. Like he never ever made it out. So that's the biggest L of the weekend, honestly. Other than Oreo, we didn't even try to come out. Oreo, no, like, I know, like I told Clef, I told Clef at like 8 p.m. or we might have the rumble tonight. I'm feeling that type of way. I might grab the wrong ass tonight. I told him that, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's all I'm saying. The dark liquid, tons of energy. Then I seen Throne was just rock. Like Throne was in there sleeping like a baby in a truck, bro. Like that's nuts to me. So listen, Niner can try to talk. That's why I got mods, baby. But so then, all right. So Clef, J-Bird was trying to talk to this chick, the little skinny ass, mean ass chick with the little, like bullshit Mexican joint. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, J-Bird wound up buying her Uber and Ryan hurt a home with her in the Uber. Okay, so he was going all in. He was going all in, bro. He was going all in, man. All in, he's going all in. Now this is a little nuts. Cause you, now as a man that's been, as a man, listen, you as a man when you go to a chick's house, you listen, you up for anything. That's what I'm saying. You never know what's going to be on the end of that Uber ride. You never know. It could be another dude. She could live with 12 people. You could be in a hood. You really have no idea. Seriously, you have no idea what's going to happen on the other end of Uber. So apparently, J-Bird met her family at three o'clock in the morning. He had a conversation with her pops talking about life and why he was there and why he tucked his pocket t-shirt in and he met her pops. Her pops name was Juan and he had a mustache, you know what I'm saying? So the girl went to sleep. So that's what happened. The girl walked by the front door and went in her room and J-Bird had to talk to Juan at the front step for 15, 20 minutes. Then after Juan said Buenos noches, J-Bird had to call another Uber to go back home. So essentially, Senorita Mamacita rode my man J-Bird for an Uber all the way and this wasn't no regular ass Uber. J-Bird said the Uber was an hour 15. I said an hour 15. By the time J-Bird got home, we was at Denny's for breakfast. Bro, J-Bird spent 180 on Ubers. However, however, it could have worked out. That's all I'm saying. It didn't work out, but it could have worked out. Now by the end of the night, he untucked that pocket tee, bro. By the end of the night, by the end of the night, he might have had some shit in the pocket, bro. I hear that shit untucked. Bro, it could have worked out though. Now, I'll tell you, if it wasn't for my man dad, actually I thanked J-Bird. I thanked J-Bird, because if he wasn't there, that probably would have been me. I will be honest. It probably would have been me. So I'm happy that J-Bird was there and he went home and talked to Juan. Yo, this is what I wanna know. Like, what did they talk about? This is my question on the ride home. Like, what did they talk? Like, you got an hour and a half Uber ride, bro. If you have an hour and a half Uber ride, like, you gotta talk about something, right? Exactly. He do the, like, listen. You gotta really go all out, bro. That's all I'm saying. Y'all gotta go all out. Like, like, Chicago went all out? Oh, it wasn't a lot of talking going on in the Uber. So, okay. Did you just, did you just take strap out in the Uber? Did J-Bird, did you take, that's the move. Like, mid Uber, like first five minutes of the hour and a half ride, you just gotta take strap out in the Uber and just hold it like, you gotta let her know the vibes. You just gotta like, let that thing sit there. You know what I'm saying? And then, then it's up to her. Now listen, then it's up to her to determine how the rest of the Uber ride gonna go. Cause I could pull this bitch over right now. You could, you could go to your phone, change location. You know what I'm saying? You just gotta take that shit out, bro. What up though? Yo, it's sick as he rode with her to bird try to fly. But he was on penguin mode, couldn't go nowhere. Oh yeah, that's nuts, bro. That is nuts. That's pretty nuts, man. Like, yo, like, I mean, listen, you gotta try. That's how you gotta try. You can, as you're getting that Uber, listen. If you get into Uber, you gotta ask yourself, what's the worst case scenario? Yes, first of all, that's what you could've did. Bro, just try to take her where you stand at. And if she don't want, listen, if she don't want to go where you stand at, that means she's not giving up any ass, period. Yeah, you gotta learn from this. Cause y'all gotta think about, y'all can't front. When it all took Ls, I got a lot of Ls, baby. You know what I'm saying? I got a lot of Ls. So what? That's the best thing, J-Bird? Yo, y'all have to use Chocobien Oreo. Although Chocobien's over you right now, J-Bird, but you gotta use Oreo. If I was Oreo, if Oreo was in my room, I wouldn't introduce all my girls to Oreo. Cause when they look at Oreo, they're gonna turn back and look at you and all of a sudden you're fucking Ryan Reynolds after they looked at Oreo. Bro, having ugly friends is a fucking W. One million percent. Y'all not using that shit right. What? What? Like y'all not using that shit right, man. No, there's no limits. There's no limits. There's no limits, bro, I'm telling y'all. Y'all not, every squad, the best friend to have is annoying, not annoying. Like, you gotta have the ugly friend that's kind of funny and gives no fucks about getting it bitches. And you just gotta ride with him. Bro, when I was coming up, we had the ugliest dude, right? He was like, but one, he was a drug dealer so he had hella money to throw his strippers. So we would all, and he would always get it bitches. But he was ugly. So he would always get it bitches, right? And when you stood next to him, I swear to God, you looked like a movie star. And he was funny enough to just entertain enough. And if you had a little bit of game, you were in. You were in because you gotta understand when one guy of a group starts talking to like a girl of another group, the girls in that group, they start plotting on which one they gonna talk to and vice versa. And you gotta understand when the ugly guy starts talking to one chick, her friends are like, thank God I'm not talking to him. There you lay up. So they feel like, damn, I just gotta steal. I'm telling you guys, you have to have an ugly friend. And I'll tell you this right now, if you don't have an ugly friend, the ugly friend might be you and that's okay. It's okay because you can maneuver. Yo, there's a lot of funny ugly dudes that then talk they way into pussy. I promise you, I promise you. I promise you, bro. Swear to God, you know what I'm saying? It might be me and I'm cool with that. I will buy the drinks and I'll tell some jokes. Trying to tell you, man. I'm just telling you guys how to live. So that's why when you look at your squads and your squad never holds you back. Squad never holds you. The only way your squad can hold you back is if Oreo stays in the house and labs maddened. Oreo, instead of coming out, all these stories that every maddened player that was there came out and hang out with us. Oreo went to fucking Disney World and rolled the tea cups for $200. Swear to God. So as much as y'all laugh at Jay Burr, because Jay Burr spent $200 to Uber for fucking Selena and talk to Juan, Oreo was riding the fucking tea cups while this was happening. You know what I'm saying? So at the end of the day, I'd rather be the person that was catching crazy elves in the bull on the tea cups. That's all I'm saying. In fact, which one would you rather be? That's all I'm saying. Would you rather be the one riding the Uber for two hours trying to at least touch some koochie or would you rather be the bull on the tea cups? That's all I'm saying. I mean, I wouldn't go as far as the group Jay Burr with K-Mac and Chacoby. Chacoby got a bunch of W's. What I see, yo, yo, Sunday night, Chacoby was a different beast. That dude dancing with the polo, oh, he had to get some ass. Oh man, he had to get something. You know what I'm saying? I mean, yeah, Jay Burr went out. He went out, you know what I'm saying? Yo, Pocket T, Jay Burr, that's a different Jay Burr. I need that creep on the leaderboards. Pocket T, Jay Burr is Pocket T. I need that on the leaderboards, bro. Jay Burr's Pocket T. So anyway, I wound up, like I said, I wound up with dads that took me back to the zone. I went to sleep. But you know how I wasn't really lit, Chet? I went to sleep like, I took my clothes off. I took my socks off. I went under the covers. I was cool, because you know, when you really lit, you just lay down and pass out on the first thing that's like, whether it's the couch, the ground, a futon, you just lay down and pass out the first thing, for real. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the bird tried to fly. We're not mad at him, you know what I'm saying? I mean, that's cool. But I said, Throne did not make it. And yes, yes. And this is when Clef lost his wallet. This is when Clef lost his wallet. So after that, Clef had no wallet, which is a super L. It's a super L. You gotta try to finesse to get in everywhere. I don't know how it happened, but we wound up getting in everywhere. That's why you just need like, to carry in some other people that know a little bit of people in LA. You know what I'm saying? Bro, Civil was riding on, and I'll tell you, I did see Civil talking to some chicks. Bro, that's, I mean, he was shooting. Civil was out there singing them country lyrics and shit. Clef was definitely hanging. Clef lost his ID and his wallet. So he had no more money. So this is another thing. So now Clef has no more money. So all them rounds we bought on the day before, we not getting them bitches back. Part of me really thinks he didn't lose his wallet, bro. And he just hit that shit and said he lost it. So he had to pay for shit the rest of, I'm, listen, it's chest not checkers, bro. I'm, bro, it's chest not checkers, bro. He probably looking at his wallet like right now. So we get, so the next day, that's when Clef got play, blah, blah, blah. Shit was fun. I had the biggest hang, not a hangover, I just had a headache. You know what I'm saying? So what I was gonna say? So I had a headache, taking pills, watching the man games, just started drinking again. Like that's my keeper. When I woke up on Sunday, Clef was lit and then I just started drinking white claws. White claws, at which point I learned, white claws are the best, I'm hungover, I'm trying to get back. Your white claws will bring you out of the depths of hell. You can be in the depths of hell hungover. One white claw, you're right back. You are right back. Cause it's got the selfsure aspect, but then it has the alcohol, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But the white claw brought me back. Clef ain't had enough, so he was hungover. That's when he went there and then he wound up getting popped by I-Tite. We lost to I-Tite again. We've all lost to I-Tite this year. I-Tite has five belts, five tournament victories. But then we went back to Rico's when we started drinking there. Then Kari, I asked Kari what's the move. Kari told me about this bar down by the beach. So we drove down by the beach. Clef couldn't get in the shit at first. So we went and ate, waited for Kari. Kari got Clef in, but this was like a real Mexican spot. And I guess not really, not Mexican, but you know, just like the Latin type of vibe. Like, I was like, I said, but then at the time, this is when they got into this dream hack after party. Now I'm like, that should look kind of cool. It was open bar, but we need this wristband. Clef got a wristband. They kicked Drenny out. So Drenny put his wristband somewhere so I could use it. He hit it and I was, Drenny gave me his and shit looked cool. And this is where I kind of like, this is where I kind of, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not listening. When it comes to like where the spot is, like all them dudes that were there, like the K-Max, Civil and Throne and Chikobi and everybody that was there before I got there, I'm not listening to them no more. Cause that shit was ass. Like, I don't want to party with gamers. I just, I really don't, bro. I really don't. That's, it's not my vibe. I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't the, it was open bar. So at the end of the day, that's cool. But I didn't get, and you know how I knew it was ass, right? And I should have been smarter than this, but I really didn't have that big of a plan, right? I should, between crush and civil and everybody was hitting me up like, when you getting here? Like, like, bro, if it was popping, they wouldn't be worried about when the hell I was getting there. You understand? Then nobody told me it was lit. Somebody was like, it's cool. Somebody just told me it's cool. So it was open bar. You understand? But if everybody hitting you up like, when you getting here, that's when you know, like, bro, I'm not that exciting. It's hoes there. Like, if it was hoes there, you wouldn't be worried about me. So that's what I should have known. But we really had nowhere else to go. Plus Kerry Homie was there and he picked us up or we started, we was driving with him, dropped us off at the joint. I got the bracelet finesse cleft way in there. I got a couple of drinks. And it's cool. You should Kobe, he lit. Everybody kind of lit. Now I'm not lit this night. I'm chilling. This is when throwing, I think throwing finesse me a little bit, bro. I'm gonna be honest with y'all chat. I think he finessed me. Think I got finessed again. And all these experiences are my learning experience, bro. Yeah. See, y'all, that's y'all problem. Y'all problem was y'all went to gamership, bro. Don't go to gamership. No, never. But I feel like I finessed again. So we get there, it's an open bar. Now, open bar, I will tell you guys, one of the best things you can do in this open bar is tip. If you don't tip it open bar, you are the biggest scum of the earth. Biggest scum of the earth. You gotta tip, bro, the drinks are free. One, the drinks are free, so it doesn't cost you enough and put a dollar down on the table, right? So if you put it down, and also, an open bar is like piranhas. That's what it's like and there's meat there and they're all lined up at the bar, right? Now me, I'm taller and bigger than everybody, so people can see me. But if you're the one constantly tipping, who do you think the bartender is gonna go back to first to get you drinks all the time? The person that's tipping. So if you wanna be served at an open bar quicker and easier, always tip. I'm like a $3, $2 or $3 per drink, you know what I'm saying? Per drink in an open bar. That way they'll always come back to you. And I feel like that's common knowledge, right? But as I look down this bar, this bar is probably 30 feet bar of all gamers, nobody was tipping. I mean, fucking nobody was tipping. None of these gamer dudes were tipping. None of these CS gold players, halo players, nobody was tipping, shit. And I'm looking like, bro, this is sickening. Oh my God, right? So I'm waiting, I'm waiting. Oh, well, Drenny got, Drenny went in there and he was living his life, bro. He was living his life for five minutes and then they found him and they said, you're 19, you gotta get out, bro. You gotta get out, you know what I'm saying? So no, the bar, the open bar was closed at 12, right? But I didn't notice. So I'm in line to get a drink, right? I'm up at the bar. So Throne come up to me. He said, though, what you about to get? Somebody get a vodka red bull. You know, I'm a little tired, I wanna wake up, right? So Throne says, all right, get me when I go to the bathroom. So Throne disappeared, right? It's like 12 or two. I said, let me get two Tito's in a red bull. The chick says, oh, you gotta pay for him now. It's an open bar. Now I'm not the one that's gonna say, I'm not, I don't want him no more. So I buy this. So essentially I buy, throw in a drink, right? So now that I think about it, before I did the podcast, I just assumed he didn't know that the open bar was closed at 12. But now I'm starting to think he knew that the open bar was cut off at 12 and he knew it was 12 or two. And that was the perfect time to say, W. O. Grammy won and dip off to the bathroom. You know, I started to think that, you know? And this is what I tell you, Throne's Mr. 100K subs, he gonna get me back, right? He gonna get me back, right? I mean, Clef didn't get me back. He not 100K subs, you know? Thrones, he's a nice outstanding white guy. You know, he's 100K, he makes all this money. You know, I trust him, right? So I give him, I say, oh, it's cool. Listen, the open bar is cool. It's my guy, right? So I drink my drink. I kill my drink. You know, it's a good drink. It's about 15 minutes later. It's about 15 minutes later. Who this? Tell me about it. Y'all gotta go. Where are we getting out of here? I'll highlight y'all later. We're getting out of here. This motherfucker, Throne. Balanced. So now let's start thinking about it. He probably knew the open bar was up. Got me to get him a drink, then dipped in 15 minutes. Now, I don't wanna say I got finessed. I don't wanna say that, but I kinda feel like I finessed a little bit. Eh, but I will be honest. He did, he did come to me with like a 20 in his hand, like, let me give you money for a drink so you can get a drink, right? But I'm not gonna take somebody money just to buy a drink later. Like, bro, if you're not going to get around, then don't, you know what I'm saying? I don't wanna go get a drink, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's like, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's not, that's not the vibes, chat. When we say the vibes, that's not the vibes. The vibes is not, here go money for a drink later. What I look like, that's what you do like a little whores some shit. You know what I'm saying? The vibes is you just show up with two drinks, here you go, right? That's the vibes. You don't gotta ask me, you know what I'm saying? That's all. But you know, you start to learn, you start to learn everybody's tendencies though. You start to learn their tendencies. Yeah, exactly, but I was like, no, I'm good. You ain't gotta worry about it. I really was like, no, I'm good. You ain't gotta worry about it. That was wild to me. Yeah. But no, he did try to pass me some money and everything. And then I went home. I was like, I'm chilling. I didn't wanna do shit, but Crush, this was like probably one o'clock and Crush was like, yo, where we at? Where we at next? Yo, he texted me like a hundred times that where we at? No, don't go in. I was like, I was like, yo, I'm chilling. I got a flight at like 5 a.m. I'm chilling. Crush was like, no, we got to ride out. Not the last night. I'm like, no, I'm cool. He's all paid for everything. I'm trying to ride out. Yeah, Jehovah, you feel me? I'm not gonna accept it. He ain't slick. He ain't slick. Journey went home and he left me his bracelet. No, I ain't gonna take no man's money. That's shit different, bro. So essentially, I kind of got finesse by Clef. Might've got finesse by Throne. No, I couldn't, yo, I can't do, I'm not going to know more gamers shit, bro. Unless I get a voucher from somebody that's actually like, I fuck with in the community. Not even in the man community. I'm starting, I'm telling y'all, I'm starting to, I'm starting to get hit with other gamers though, bro. I mean myself, I'm starting, I'm trying to branch out. Now it's not branching out. Yeah, I'm, I still got twigs out there. I don't got branches out there, but I promise you, I'm gonna start finding the tough ass parties at these esports shit. I promise you guys, all right? Bro, crush, bro, I can't lie. Crush takes me like 10 times in three minutes. Yo, no, no, you can't, yo, we got ride out. No, but then I got a question for you, Chad. So, so then Sunday after the tournament shit, Clef was like, bro, bro, this boy Clef gonna be bruh. Clef be like, you know how it was bad? I was like, well, what's up? He was like, yo, I woke up in the middle of the night. I just started pissing on the ground next to the bed. I said, what? He said, yeah, bro, sometimes that should happen to me. I'll just be drinking. I'll just start pissing everywhere. I said, bro, that shit ain't never happened to me ever in my life. And he was like, he was like, yo, he gonna tell me, bro, that never happened to you. I was like, no, I mean, I'll be pissing on like, I'll be pissing in the alleyway and on like in the middle of the street. But he was like, no, I hopped out of bed. I must have thought I was in the bathroom. I'll just start pissing on the ground. But I was like, what? He's like, yeah, I'll be getting pissy drunk. He said, I ain't have time to go to the bathroom. I just, bro, I was like, that has never happened to me. No, bro. No, cause he said I ain't have time to go to the bathroom. Then I said, I'm gonna ask the chat if y'all ever got pissy drunk. And he had a name for it. He's like, yeah, I got pissy drunk. That's all, I'll be pissing. Bro. And I said, no, I never thought that was a thing. Honestly, I never really thought that was a thing. You know what I'm saying? Cause it never happened to me. Like sometimes you got pissed, but like, you know what I'm saying, you got, like, I tell you the drunker you get the more, I will tell you this, the drunker you get the more you don't care about where you're pissing. Like if I've always never been in the house, I've never pissed in the house. Like I'll tell you that, that's never happened. Like inside, like just up against the wall that piss Russia leading, bro. That never happened to me. So I just wanted to ask y'all, did that ever happen to you guys? I can't even think about the why. I mean, I'm talking like maybe right in the, I don't piss like right in the street on the sidewalks and shit. Like, bro, I like, thank you. Thank you X-Factor. Cause Niner was about to agree. Niner was really about, yeah, I was like, yo, what? He was like, yo, yeah. And I started thinking, bro. You know what I started thinking? That's probably why the room smelled like a locker room. Cause everybody pissing on the floor. I'm missing out. And I started thinking, I'm missing out. I need to drink more. Don't blame that pissing drunk is a real thing. Pissing people, how houseplants? Bro, did he last you pissed on the couch? A pissing finesse. Bro, I don't know, bro. That was nuts. So he didn't have no wallet. The ground of his bedroom was pissing, bro. Clef and he lost in the finals. Clef, bro, but in a day, he made 75 huns. Y'all, I definitely missed the whole level. I've never been pissing drunk, bro. I have never been pissing drunk, bro. Pro people, yo, people pissing in the hampers. Floor pissing drunk. I've never been there. I missed out. No, it's not, bro, ain't no side. Bro, that's, that's, I mean, that's a new level, man. I feel like, yeah, I really was like, damn, I'm missing out. I ain't never been there. I ain't never been my, that's never been my twist. Yeah, 75 hunn is a lot of carpet cleanings, bro. So a lot of carpet cleanings. And I mean, that was pretty nuts, honestly. I mean, you know, wow, I had to piss my pants. How, yeah, have you ever got caught cheating? Y'all can't lie, I remember when I was a young boy, no lie though, when I was like in third grade, right? This is a young boy, like young boy. Now, mind you, like, like I said, you guys know like I always did like landscaping and like tree work, so I was always outside. And boys guys, like always outside type of thing, right? So like, I've always been around like, dudes just pissing on like trees or anything. You know what I'm saying? Like always been comfortable pissing outside. That makes any sense. I don't know if y'all understand what I'm saying. Like I've always been like, it's never been a big deal for me from my youngest age, right? You know what I'm saying? So for me, it's never been like a big deal, like pissing on trees and stuff like that. So once I like third grade, I was at like the bus stop, I remember like, and out here like, I'm not living like row homes, right? But the next block over it was like twins. So like twins is, you know, two houses together, then a little space and two houses together, spacing. So I'm in third, like third elementary school, like a kid. So you were at the walk across, walk through these twins to get to the, like the next two blocks was where the school bus was. And it was early in the morning, bro. And I remember pissing, I remember, I had a piss, right? So I tried to finesse my way behind this lady house, right? And like pissing like her little rose bushes or whatever. You know what, you know, somebody's like Saturday house, like on the bushes or something in the cut. But apparently when I was in third grade, my little, my little finesse and my little, my sneakiness was not at a high level. And I remember the lady caught me, bro. I was salty, she went and told my parents and everything, bro. But because I like pitched on like her, like the side of her house, it wasn't like in like a tree, it was like the side of her house. And I remember that shit. The kid mac and cheese. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Rage, it was like that. It was like, I was like, bro, really? Never piss, I can't lie. I've never pissed on the floor ever in my life, like ever inside of house. You know what I'm saying? That's all. So that, I just want to make sure. Oh, yeah. Because Clef was like, Clef, Clef, Clef Clef really was going to convince me that it was like a real thing. Like, you know, like he was convinced that it was a real condition. Pussy drunk is a real thing. You know what I'm saying? So like I said, man, if y'all not, if y'all not planning to make it out to Dallas, make sure y'all do, man. I'm trying to get to like the Madden section. My biggest thing is I want to get the Madden section as popping as the rest of the tournament. If y'all understand what I'm saying, man. You know what I'm saying? So for me, it's like I want to get it super popping. And we could do that. Like even the people, like if we get everybody that actually plays in the tournament that go there and just watch the rest of the tournament and kick it and make it popping, it could be lit. But that probably make it worse, really. Bro, if my subs, oh, if a sub show up, oh, you in the section. Bro, I kicked chicks out to get all the man players in the section. I had a section with no chicks. Only chicks was the ones Jay Bird was cuffing and trying to cuff and K-Mac chick. That's it. I didn't care about chicks. I was with Madden people, bro. Like y'all got, I was the one kicking with my homies, honestly. That's all. The Unimist, K-Mac had a little bad little Fortnite chick. But apparently I told her that, you know what I'm saying? That she couldn't suck dick because she played Fortnite. That was one of my lines. That was when I late night blacked out lines when I said, e-girls can't suck dick. I said that. I don't really know from experience. I just thought it was funny. So I said it. You know what I'm saying? Everybody's going to be in Dallas. At the end of the day, I will be there. What else matters, bro? And I will tell you, Dallas is the most lit city, honestly. I'm saying, so if y'all are there, man, I don't remember, Jova, I was going, I don't remember what the shit I was saying. I don't know. Post, you see me? I'll be working, bro. Reverse psychology. She was out there proving that shit tonight. Yeah, Toronto and Dallas is gonna be a good time, bro. So I don't know what you said and what did you say? I don't, I mean, you didn't say anything. You said, yo, yo, yo, my ID is hell. And that's it. That's all you said. I was supposed to say hello, my fault. Hello, hey. My fault. Bro, I'm telling y'all, everywhere I go is a good time. You don't have to understand that. We always want to have a good time, period. Now you might have to put a RSVP for the section list, bro. We might have to have people sign up and put some money down, honestly. Cause most people we could probably, oh, the most people we could probably fit is probably like 15. So I might have to put like a $200 RSVP section. And I might have to put that down, you know what I'm saying? We might have to start that, really. I'm just saying that I might have to put that down. Nobody gets an auto birth. Atlanta's ass. I didn't go to Atlanta, so I don't know. I really don't know. But I said, I wanna make sure, I don't think I can tell y'all, man, if y'all, I said it's a fun time for everybody. I met tons of new people. It's not even really about, it's really not even about the turn up. Like the turn up's funny and it's a good time. But just going to the man event and meeting everybody is fun too, man. So don't think like, I'm not gonna go out, I don't wanna go to DreamHack, or, you know, I'm not good at mad. And it's a bunch of shit y'all could, that's keeping y'all from going to an event. Mentally, I understand if y'all don't wanna like spend the money, y'all don't wanna travel. That's cool, but mentally as far as like, you know what I'm saying? There's no reason why you shouldn't be there, for real. I'm saying. Honestly, I really don't know, Kev. I really don't know if Atlanta's ass, I'm not really part of the Atlanta, so I don't really know. I think any city, you can make it what it is, honestly. You can make it shake, that's all. But for real, so that's pretty much, all I wanna tell y'all, make sure y'all are there, honestly. But this was the New York podcast, episode 69. 69 was about Chicago be getting ass, bro. Yeah, I'll tell you what. Yeah, Dallas is gonna be crazy. Dallas is gonna be fun. That's gonna be my birthday. I don't know what day it is. I'm on my birthday, it's May 11th. I will be 33 years old. Oh, the shit. But I'm excited for that, and I will be celebrating in Dallas, man. So I'm not paying for shit. I'll tell you that. Yo, in Dallas, I'm not paying for shit. I'm leaving all while it's at home. I'll walk around with just my ID. No wallet, like here, just me, I'm here. You understand? I'm not bringing shit. But this was the New York podcast, episode 69.