 Well, Bandai Namco walks where Apple fears to tread. The toy company announced the Tamagotchi Uni, its latest virtual pet gadget. The device looks like the Tamagotchi you're probably thinking of, and then it connects to Wi-Fi, letting owners play together in various online venues called the Tomaverse. In case that's too subtle, Bandai Namco said, it's the metaverse of the Tamagotchi world. Everybody else is missing the lead story here, right? Yeah. Because they're off talking about Apple. The metaverse finally arrived, and Tamagotchi is the one to bring it to. I just want to configure Wi-Fi settings on the Tamagotchi screen. That sounds like a delight.