 Can we take a second to just appreciate you? Yeah, you're amazing. Imagine. Oh my god. You look so good You should be feeling good to all our wash any quality So our super director come produce a Brenda Moraleo. I'm Eva Sikat She is wearing legs today and she looks amazing. So guys I encourage you to try something new and feel good about it, too My name is Valentine or to color me Valkyrie Puzana. We are doing viral videos I am standing in a for joy much houchie. So please are you ready to get your life on sir? Yes, and see cut is cut in lower by the way. Oh Sikat. Yeah, but that thing that you said is cut And yes, it's about that time that we love on breaking views And if you happen to interact with the video that you think will make people laugh or impress people Oh, go viral. Just send it to us on white for four channel on Twitter white for four underscore channel on Instagram and white for one Basically, don't forget today's screens Wednesday So our first group of stories presenting. Did you ever do share it with him? What more money check out of just guess what it was like. I know it's time to laugh, but yes So please okay, do the thing do the thing presenting to you Oh There's a guy out there somewhere who has decided to adopt kiss Wahili and I love it So I'm a I'm a to wrap my day. Oh my friends are ballers My I don't know I'd really really really like to meet this guy and yeah get to know how he got to interact with this culture and loved it so much But yeah, it's about that time It's called andres andres and all right and rise is coming to you live from my in the morning from white fight for enjoy Paul Hey Can you Oh my guys are ballers. Oh my guys are ballers. Ooh. I said I like it like that. I said I like it like that. Oh my guys are ballers. Oh my guys are ballers. Ooh. All my friends are ballers. All my friends are ballers. What is wrong with this? On your face when you find out one of your friends is not a baller. No. We don't do that. All about black excellence. If one of your friends is not a baller, you build it. All my friends are ballers. That's all I know. You make all your friends ballers. Me like James. All my friends are already ballers. Anyway, this guy I think he needs help. And when I say help in the very most positive way, it needs help. It needs to be brought together. It needs to come show us some of their talent and let's pay. So where does the help come from? I don't know. We are helping as career. I said, oh, I am a singer. I have to go wrong. I don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy. Anyway, Anders, we appreciate you so much for appreciating the Kenyan culture and taking it white white. Val, I've been in a situation here. When I was in high school, the person who used to play the keys in church was just one of the people. He used to play the keys. Like keyboard. Like piano. Yeah. As we just had a drama. We used to play the guitar, the guitar, the piano. And by the way, the drama girl was always the star. All right. Music is all about the beat, by the way. Don't be ashamed. Be proud. Let's not forget the matter as well. This guy used to play keys. It was the same guy who used to get into the most trouble. So this guy. We had a vicar. He knew the vicar did not know anything about R&B music. So when we're in the middle of church to share and let's wake up and pray in Anglican school. He plays some Bruno Mars. I'll catch a good name for you. People know what he's doing. The students know what he's doing. But the teachers have no idea. I think this story, this next story, I relate so much because of this. You are just a band by a church. Give the Lord a great praise all over this house. Come on, give the Lord a praise. Put that music back on. I don't know who playing Bruno Mars, but it better not play it in here. I like the notes that she hit right now. Me, me, me. I like how the first thing came out to see. I think it's playing Bruno Mars, but he better not. Yeah, he's playing Bruno Mars in the first place. He listens to Bruno Mars low key. And then... I'll tell you, for example, he's playing in town. He's playing in town. And he says, bend over, bend over. He's playing in town. Yeah, he's playing in town. It's not that far. But how did they know Bruno Mars? In Adizina? Okay, but what do you think safe people do? They don't listen at all too. They should block it all out. But... Do you know what they have just told me? They're not only supporting the blocking, but we should only listen to really Paul Mesafi. Yeah. This is the cue to go into the next story right now. Shut down. I'm not talking about this man anyway. What is our next story? I see you. So, yes, our next story is right here with us. We have the C-E-T-C. My people will kill you guys. C-E-T-C. Chief, I see it now. If you're from Nyanze, you'll relate. But why is that flavor just in western? Because the way I like it, I like the spirit. The spirit that the brothers on western have. By the way, guys, so once told me, if you count, like when we're counting and we're doing mic check one, two, three, you count like a low, one million, three million dollars. Yeah, at least that a mic is clear. You know what money is. All right. C-E-T-E-C. Chief Executive Toilet Cleaner. Yeah. Our brothers from Nyanze. I see it up. Chief Executive Toilet Cleaner. I see it up. Corporate Democratic. Corporate Democratic. Corporate Democratic. Corporate Democratic. It is not just at its bare minimum, it is chief presenter at its... Chief executive at its bare minimum. That's how you give a lure, a job. But sir, if you don't mind, I would like to speak with you. Please. Yes. I am too young to speak with you. Chief general. You are general already. Yes, general. Let me work on this. Kamlai. Kamlai. Yes. We'll have a name for her on to our next story now. And this one is about... This one is special to me as well. For folk's sake. We are not cursing. Like folk. Yes, folk. Do you know like there's a country somewhere that they don't serve you folk and knife. Like they serve you folk and spoon. Like they just don't leave. They're not violent. In fact, it's so deep that none of their swimming pools have a deep end for safety reasons. Like unless it's an Olympic size or particular, like you have a drain, all of them, like from end to end, it's shallow. There's no place for you to tell it. Like it's just... Can Chris Brown really survive in that country? Backstroke. He likes to backstroke. He likes to backstroke. Anyway, for folk's sake. This is what people work through. At no folk hotel. Yes. To make one. Ten more on this story. To make one. So, Kwanzaa. Hair, folk, knife. I hope this is not the boyfriend recording. I hope this is not the tip. Just to make sure your infancy restaurant is okay and nobody will think, but they will be full today. No, no, no, no. This is the most important part. Okay, okay. Today, she will be... Still can job, by the way. I hope she washed her hands. Wow. Now what happens when you have a knife and fork, you have a street dessert spoon, you have a soup spoon, you have a dish. Is it too salty? Yeah. Just eat with your hands, don't stress. It's because you're a shakura. You're a shakura number one. Who are you? I'm a shakura number one. You're a shakura number one. You have a bone, you have a bone. That's why you're a shakura number one. I'll have a glass. You're a shakura number one. Just in case. You're a shakura number one. You have a soup spoon. You're a shakura number one. But pay when it's cheap. I don't get the first about this knife and fork culture. Oh, the knife is on the left. the right. What if you're left handed? Tafukari Haio. Yeah, we show stories. So, to you guys, to to to to I feel like we're in the same place. I can't believe it. I'm so excited. This is the best time I've ever had. Wow! I can't believe it! I'm going crazy! Shout out to all the real friends! I'm serious, I'm deep, but I have a lot of instructions. This is my tip bag. I just want to put it in the way, please. You don't have to put it in the way it is. Shout out to all the real friends out there. Oh, god, they're friends. But, you know, sometimes not all your friends can be bothered, as I told you. This is what happens when you're called Frank, and people don't believe you when you're trying to be Frank. Sometimes people can get misunderstood. Yes, man. Check the story. I am mesmerized and perturbed by the need for cameras to always use hard words in the excuses. Why are you saying I'm being Frank? Can you make up your mind? Are you Frank or Wambua? I am a Franklin Wambua. I'm in Mungodraza and I'm by the way. It seems like you want to take an off to go and complete the house of the VP. Then you are saying Kimotelapi. Stupid. How do you know? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. I'd like to believe that we should be allowed to express ourselves. So if it comes in big words, I'm like, just allow. I'm Frank. I'm being Frank. Are you Frank? And why did the teacher have to be from Nyanza? Nyanza means big words to me. I'm perturbed and perplexed. Why do you have to use big words? Excuse me. This next story is about Mshangau. Alama is Mshangau. Kai. Kai. Kai. Kai. Kai. Kai. Check one of the stories. But guess what? She goes on with this show like nothing ever happened, man. Number two, this is the same girl. This girl had something going on in the morning. But this same girl at minute 256, all the way to minute 308, is struggling to put her wig back on. Now guys, her wig fell off when she was vigorously dancing to harmonize this verse. Well, to make the matters worse, the girl who's right behind her is bursting out in laughter. Now, please, can you picture all this happening in a video that has been released today? A video that has half a million views. Is this really serious? Because what surprises me is what was the editor really doing? Was he really doing his job? Didn't he notice all this? And plus, you know, having Wasafi being such a big brand, don't they have guys behind them who go through work before it is action? Kai Nama. Kai Nama. Kai Nama. Kai Noka. First of all, please, have a lot of time. You know how fast the editor... And you pose. This one has to be taken back to the editor. So you can reduce the frame to a minute first. At first, her umbrella does not open at minute, so you see what. And then she continues on with the show. And then after a minute... She laughs at the other lady, but they wouldn't want any progress to her corner. Or back to the matter. Okay, I'll have a look at that video that says... But being an artist, by the way, I don't know how to say it on YouTube. There's nothing you can do. This is the perfect date to release this song. It's time for it to be released. That's suddenly... It should be on YouTube. You can have views for days. There's nothing you can do. And this is when you notice all these things. One million views later. But I feel like this is a plus for harmonize. It depends on how harmonize is going to take this. Because trust me, people are going to view this video even more. People are going to pay more views. Two million views. Two million views for days. So what kind of videos do you watch? Mistakes. Ziko? And then we'll check it closely. All of them that you have graced. And then we'll do a check. Ziko, Ziko, Ziko, Ziko. All right, so... We have friends from Ben Kamuri, to the rest of them. At a company meeting, I always answer, Ka'Bla. Meeting? I'm at Kali Steak. I'm at a meeting. I think we have a meeting. Meeting? What are you meeting? I know I sit about this band and check this story. So, by force, by fire. So actually, it ties into what we've been talking about today. Since Mosevenia metwambia, and Mosevenia metwambia, we should not follow western culture. Oh, I'm so sorry. I couldn't make it for the meeting. I'm busy. I'm going to come back here. And the meeting is scheduled. But you need this person. I'm not the only one who's in the team. I'm the only one who's in the team. So, I'm not alone. So, I'm coming back here. To have a meeting. To have a meeting. To have a meeting. To have a meeting. To have a meeting. We need more energy. Sustainable. To have a meeting. To have a meeting. Okay, sorry. Very well. Dede, dede, dede. So, talking about black magic. I don't like to call it black magic. Let's just call it magic. There's a software called black magic. There's an artist called black magic. No, where's he from? Nigeria. Hell! It's black as hell, though. Oh, God. Meena. Meshkarangi. I like it. Anyway, this is magic right here. Your company, at least, it is a generated energy. Magic Sengar, no. Well, I'm done. Let's check the story. But, at the end of the day, the company can generate energy. Nigeria is doing as a family name. Mm-hmm. I have a caption. If you're at home, and you want to pick a food, you're going to be shocked. Shhh! But is what from Nigeria on offer stopped? If you're watching us, and you're from Nigeria, or you are affiliated to Nigeria, please. Why now? We need a meeting. That is a cure to depression. Okay. Just care to over the life. You don't have purpose. Just go and see what someone else's purpose is. But I like the effects. They have been proved. Quite effects. You don't have any effects. It's easy. At least, when we improve, we act as in his face, actually look mad. His face, they don't have effects. And she actually looked like she had been thrown around a bit. But at least, when we're in Nigeria, we're going to do it. Mm-hmm. Anyway, we are living in the era of the drill of the new Super Magus. Mm-hmm. This is the new era of comedy. Check it out. First of all, I would like to take the time to thank His Excellency, the President. Thank you for just helping the meme community flourish. Yes. Hey! Thanks. Thanks, Masi. Yes, it has helped us with a lot of depression that is attacking the guy. There's a depression outbreak. I want to laugh, but it's serious. It really is serious. The President has helped. Memes for days. The President has helped. Memes for days. The President has helped. Memes for days. Just like today. We're sitting here having a conversation and we're talking about what's really gonna happen to you. We're just going to what's really going on. I thought it was crazy. Anyway... As we wrapped this up. They have taken a part where he's kind of standing and then there's a lady sitting Officer. A lady sitting and then a lady sitting and then a lady sitting sitting officer. I just spend it on the food, but I don't want people to feel bad about it. Yeah, I want to eat it. Have a nice day. Have a nice day. I want to eat, I want to eat Saidi. I'm round. I want to eat it in human and belly. So Saidi is Saidi in low. Saidi, you say Saidi. Anyway, onto our last story now. And this is what you do when the secret is out. I want to hit, but I want to hear your part. I want to hear your part. I want to hear your part. I want to hear your part. Can I tell you a story? But we can never do this because of one experience. You know how Miki and Hohgeni, your mum plays commercial. Hohgeni knows it too, Miki. But when you're doing the dishes, you wash all of them. So she knew Barry is stupid enough not to wash all of them. So she was washing Barry. Imagine, Barry takes them. She washes them because we were washing them. You don't want to know what happened. Barry can never do this because of that one day. Anyway, you've come to the end of this. Wait, no. Can you imagine? Yes. You can't do this. You can't do this. You can't do this. Yes, you know. I love you, mum. I know you're washing. But she taught me. You owe me a name. Since you were in charge of two shows. Administrator, chief administrator of Bounce Nation. And why in the morning? But what happens if I want to expand? If you want to expand? Yes, I want a chair that will allow me to... The administration comes with expansion. Stacky. Stacky is all you must have, isn't it? Stacky. White people on Twitter. White people on Instagram and White people on Facebook. Don't forget the hashtag. Why in the morning? Don't forget the hashtag. Queens Wednesday. This is my favourite day. I go by the name of Bite Mosses. Or it's by Mone every social media platform. And I hope you notice our merchandise. They keep coming nowadays. We're just only imagining. We're also happy for coming through. And I hope you notice our merchandise. Yes, it's in the spirit of Queens Wednesday. Yes. But it's okay. The point remains. It's all about Queens. And I still want the chance to appreciate you. If you would let me, okay? At White 5 on Facebook. At White 5 on Twitter. Just send me a message. Thank you so much. And then post it. And if you like this project. If you don't like it, you can't do it now. But you do, you can celebrate. Okay? Please let me. Let me appreciate you. It's my joy. My name is Valentines. Yes. We're standing in for. Technically I'm the maker. So, he's the big customer. Alright, that is the spirit. But she's so lit. But she's show me. Oh that's. Anyway, I'm happy to announce on behalf of the I think the team will be back with tomorrow's Queensland. Brother, I have something to say about that. There is a sector where you can try to get a bad look, but I think that's it. Normal not to confuse my Gina up. I'll see you. Okay, guys, talk about it.