 J-O-N, proceed with the pep. It's time to get serious and go to work in here. Would y'all like some refreshments or some kind of Kool-Aid or something before we do this? Oh, no. Need a little more... Need a tiny cup of... No, I might be all right. I might need to tighten my little cup up a little bit. Before we start, please, can we get a cup tightened up? Tighten up the cup, that is. That is. Tighten up the cup, please. You want some? No, I'm good. I'm good. All right, yeah. I'm gonna be lonely tonight. I like to kill it. I got you. I'll give you a little something, sir. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thank you, Daddy. And before we proceed with this episode, these are grown women who are making their own decisions. They asked for this liquor. And if they put anything in it, they did it. We consent to the liquor. They brought their own shit. Don't give them shit. Don't stop smoking. He need to leave that dope alone. The daddy said... I'm just talking shit. Hell no. See, she a shit-starter. I see why you partnered up with her. You need her. Yes. Where y'all from? Charlotte. Well, she's from Charleston. Well, originally, I'm from Columbia, South Carolina. Originally, I lived in Charlotte. Had to get about it there. No, not really. I moved to London and then came back. What they were talking about, don't you think? You went to London? Yeah. What part? You know Beckham? Beckham? No, I don't know Beckham. Is that like a really urban part of London? I feel like it's the end of London. You know they got blood and crips like that? Shut the fuck up. I'm droppin' blood. I'm like, what? So Nick asked me, like, what size shoes I had on... You want to start some shit in it? I couldn't see it. I'm talking to you, bro. I'm listening to you, Nick. Of course. I put that on the big creek, man. Nick has sold me a little piece of weed. Like, they compressed that weed over there. And broke that shit down. That shit turned to a pound. I'm about to turn to a half of the weed. I've been a few times. How you feel about it? You know what? It's actually pretty dope. Because in my mind when I go, I'd be on a mission, but it don't really be one. But that's how I keep shit excited. So I just fuck with it. Let it be what it be. I'll fuck with it. It's really a lot the same as here, but it's kind of like a left-handed version. New York. It's very New York-ish with the small spaces and things that people really love. Yeah. I don't know why they should be so small over there. They got plenty of space. They got plenty of space. It could be just as luxurious. Yeah. One of the coolest is the two juries. The weather is just terrible. Fuck with your mood. It's straight, isn't it? Yeah. The food, real. You like the food out there? I hate the food out there. They hate the food here. They do. You know why you don't like the food there? Because they don't have none of the shit that a kid like this shit has. We used to eat the shit that a kid likes. It's delicious. It got so many drugs in it. Your body doesn't know if you're eating food or doing drugs. We so fucked up. I've been vegan for like... Most of the vegetables is fake. No. You know broccoli not even a real vegetable. It's a hybrid. I just found out that lettuce has no nutritional value to it. It's water. Drink some water. So wait, what's broccoli then? It's some type of a hybrid of another type of one. Collard green and... Collard flower. Collard green? Perk. Y'all take Perk. Y'all take Perk. Y'all take Perk. That's what I tell people all the time. Eat what the fuck you eat. It's all going to turn into shit one way or the other. It's all going to turn into dookie. Dookie. Hey, whatever it is that helps your shit slide, man. You need a vitamin to do it. Take your vitamin. But you need some lettuce. Eat lettuce. No. That's dependent on what we're proceeding with. A little Valentine's Day. So I guess we should, you know, by the time they see it, it won't be that no more. But we need to let them know that today we celebrated and, you know, we did some amazing things in the community. Went around hugging all the women who didn't have a man. Y'all did that for them? Y'all didn't call me? Hug saved lives. And it wasn't like a stranger hug. I made sure to put a pillow thrust in it. So you're just giving out not a grant. A pelvic thrust. I just let her know that I was present. I'm sure they appreciated that, though. So you just put your dick on people's leg, I think. You were so nasty. You were so graphic when you took it. That's not really what it was. You said you gave a pelvic thrust. It was kind of like, I didn't move it. It was a one-topping. I stepped into the hug. No, it wasn't. I didn't want it to be too sexual. But there was a... I let them know I was present. You should have called me, nigga. I did. My part would have been a group hug. Nah. We don't do that shit. I could have hugged her for the back. However you set that up with her, it had a line, bro. We can't have time to get into all these shit. Y'all really did this? Where y'all was at? I don't want to drop my location Hugging all the single bitches. Yeah. I was thinking about just starting like a late night pull-up like a cuddle service. That's a real thing. We'd like to start UberDix. Y'all can be our first guy. I'll sign up. You want to sign up? UberMeets, well, we just... y'all drop dick off. Nah. Too risky out here. Because you don't know who the fuck ordered it. You drop the dick off. I don't give a damn on that. No, they been in catfishing too. You get over there. It's a dice game going on. No, no. We ain't trying to order the little burgers and shit. It's a lot of two. We're going to drop dick off. No, you can stay though. Because we're about to drop a dick off to a dick. No, he'll not. Y'all keep y'all... We're shy. Hell no. What's up? No UberMeets? No, do your thing though. I think it's about time that I say welcome back to the 85's self-show. APPLAUSE Yeah. APPLAUSE We're going to talk plenty of shit today. We got a lot of shit talkers in here with us. Yeah, right. We see everybody got their cup. And it's going down. I got my man Money Bag Mafia in here with me today. Thank you. You're real. And the lovely ladies from We Talk Back. We talk back. Now before we proceed with the top half of the show. I would like for you to introduce yourselves to the 85%ers and let them know who we have here with us today. Y'all, I'm Tam Bam. I'm official Tam Bam on Instagram. I'm co-host of We Talk Back coming from Charlotte, North Carolina. And I'm AJ Holiday. I'm a co-host in South Carolina. We're excited to be here. Very excited. What's all this excitement about? You're famous. Y'all famous. I ain't talking about shit. I'm trying to get on the Uber dick shit with y'all. You ain't. You gotta send the picture first. You gotta do a consultation. Do your thing, bro. No, that's not enough. That ain't enough. For meats, y'all. We're starting that and then we're gonna be selling meat. And you got some meat to sell? Okay, now if I steal a lot of her house, what are the prostitutes? You just agree. Where's your pride? But why you caught the plane stealing out of bitch house? That happened to me before. That's what I'm saying. It's like real trauma. Like two to five dollars. Five dollars? I don't really carry cash like that, but five dollars in my bag, I know. You were dating a motherfucker, you crackhead. I know she got you out. Give me that goddamn money. Wow, getting head. He was stealing the money. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You were giving him head and he was stealing it. No. I basically paid two to five dollars for some head one time. From who? Oh, he was giving... Yeah. Oh, that head was smacking. You ain't know what was going on. Your head in the sky, you're like, oh. You niggas understand. He thought he had to pay him up. He probably thought he had to grab two nice bills. He got it in the hallway head. Two loose ends. It was a 10 out of five stealing up. Damn, he got you. You ain't never had nothing slow like your purse. No, no. I don't bring people to my house like that. Well, you're still getting your pussy somewhere. I don't know nothing. I just don't. Okay, so when you were in the location getting your pussy, your purse is there somewhere? Yeah, but I'm typically with people I trust. Yeah. I ain't had nobody steal from me. Why you went in there to steal from me? You said I don't be having people out of my house. Like, your house is the only place to go on it. No, I'm not saying that. That is what you're saying. Nobody ever stole out of my purse or anything from me that I knew of. That's fair, right? She be stealing. That's what you're saying. You ever stole something from a nigger? No, absolutely not. Look how your friend looked at you. That's her karma. I never stole from a nigger. I don't steal. No. Now, one time... I ain't never took nothing from a nigger. One time I took something back from a nigger. Is that stealing? Did he know you had it? He didn't know I took it back. How does that steal him? Well, I gave it to him and I repossessed it. Oh, that's what you call it. Does that steal him? No. I did. Some chicks invited me and my homegirl to the career one time. The friend didn't like him like that. She just kind of played him off and went to bed. He stole 5 DVDs. I wanted to see this shit anyway. He looking at the glass half full instead of half dipped. He had a head of him. That's crazy. So you ever took something from a woman? You ever had somebody steal from you? Hell, yeah. This girl stole my rent money one time. This one they wouldn't, but one rent money. This was all of it. She stole it. She took that shit. I had chicks steal some stupid shit. She stole my fire shit. That's what you were talking about with people you trust. I trusted her and she stole the rent money. And cashed? And cashed. I didn't think that she was going to steal it. It wasn't like it was hidden. Would you just had it out on the dressing? All right. No. You would order the money order. She stole the money order? And cashed it. Damn. Her whole argument is she didn't steal it. She just took it. That's still it. That's still it. That's still it. I forgave it over because you know God bless me. And you kept fucking with her? No, that was one of the last days I fucked with her. Anybody see this? Sound like a simp series. Yeah. No, we broke up. So we got a segment on our show called simp series and that's where you share a time that you got played by a woman for sure. Oh, I got a long list of them. It happens though. It can be from high school. In my adult life. All right, share another one. Oh, you want the shit to keep going? Yeah. It's a lot of... You got one? I do the playing, baby. I don't get played. Oh, you ain't never been played? Not once. Says the nigga who been played. For food and shelter. Oh, you a dinner whore? Yeah, yeah, well, but they cooking it in the hot, you know, hot, you know, nice bed after I'm done. Okay. I get the fuck on in the daytime. You can't play with me. Can't play with a nigga like me. Nine times out of ten, the nigga you call yourself cheating on me with, I don't know when I told him about you. Oh, wow. I done gave him a resume on you. Oh, wow. The woman that didn't want a nigga to fuck with? Hell yeah. You can't stop nobody from watching. You can't stop nobody. That's the first rule of the game. You got to know that. It ain't never about to put it. Yeah, it can't be tender. Hell no. Sometimes, a lot of times, the nigga ain't crazy. It just be the payback. Yeah, women need a reason. Men just need a time and a place. Now, you got to know the nigga that you dealing with. Before she get bad, you really supposed to learn this nigga and learn. They don't be paying attention to that. That's a lie. Y'all be a whole different nigga. So what you mean, learn them? How you gonna learn them? I'll be demonetized. The head was so good, she lost five dollars. The head was not actually not that good. Your head, you had it. That's for a five dollar shit. That's all I pay for. Little discount head. Little clearance. That ain't even it. Crack head. Come on man, July 16. You know what time it is. QC, Queens City, Charlotte, North Carolina. We're coming to the Bojangles arena. What the fuck are you missing? See how excited she was? That's how excited y'all better be. July 16, we come to the QC. July 16, come to the show. Come on now. You see that? Working on two things. QC, Charlotte, July 16. Bojangles arena. Come to the show. She's gonna be doing dread. She's gonna be doing dread. She's gonna be doing dread. She's gonna be doing dread. July 16, she's gonna do it for you. At a discounted price. You get your tickets today. Smell like incense, no cash. She smell like cocoa butter made from scratch. July 17, July 16. And Charlotte, North Carolina. The Bojangles arena. Come on in here man. This is the third grade teacher. And she will be giving out books. July 16, Charlotte, North Carolina. Get your tickets. Books for the kids. Hey, what's up Chicago. It's your man Carlos Miller. July the 21st. In the city. Pull up, oh man man. You know I'm gonna be a derivier of theater man. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's gonna come through here too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. It ain't even called a hood blessing before. Like when you driving home and you see the polly behind you for a little bit. Then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah. Yeah, that's the good old blessing right there. So you know. Put your little clean outfit on. Make sure your lady looking good and pull up on you both, man. We're gonna have a good time. We're talking good. Chicago, it's July the 21st. Come check up on me. We're gonna be cleaner than a mug in there. Come see me. At the end of the day I'm on tour. Make sure you get the tickets. I'll let them in. I'll see you when I get there. Y'all just getting this away. You should collect the niggas from the shelter. You got some free head. The niggas lived in my apartment complex. It wasn't a random person. You got some clothes in. At the time. You had some clothes at. So you would knock on the door like, what am I fired out of there? Nah, hell no. Did you let them come back? Hell no. I found out the $5 was missing because after I got the head this is before Vibrator had rechargeable batteries. I went to the gas station to get batteries. And a couple dollars was gone. How long ago that was? It was a long time ago. They got rechargeable batteries now? Yes. You could just USB that shit. They got a robot. They got all kind of stuff for y'all. You could just say it on the Apple Watch. Charge up the Vibrator. So you only want a real woman, you want a robot? Yeah, I want a real one, but I want a robot. To do what? What kind of robot? A full-sized woman? That's why they're not really working on no fake pussy technology like that. They got fake pussy. They like from the 80s. They're not even close to real. You could get a whole half of a bitch body from her. That ain't creepy. That ain't what we want. That ain't what we want. Niggas ain't buying that shit. He broke this shit one time. Nope. They ain't even really working on fake pussy technology. They got way better toys than us. They know men are going to stop going to work. Ain't going to be no traffic. Everybody ain't going to be no traffic. Ain't nobody going to sell it. The moment some shit hit the streets, that feel like real pussy. It's over with. Not this old plastic, rubber ass shit. Don't let them make a robot. If they had some shit that's as good for men, that's like the shit they got. It's over. See, I wouldn't need a woman no more after that. I ain't going to need a woman, but watch how fast these goddamn dates and shit start ending. I ain't coming here. We ought to be on that type of talk shit. Exactly. Got the call of duty and the pussy at the house. I think you can come throw some dick off. No, you got to get to know me. Why long have I been on you? It ain't been 90 days. I'm not giving up. Oh, no, you better get to know me. I wrote this poem earlier. Tell me what you think about this. The earth still spinning as the wind blows round. What? I'm just dipping my bag. Keep my mind off pussy-pussy. Got the robot pussy. Niggas gonna be in the club for 30 minutes. Ah, fuck this shit. Haven't seen you in months. Face time. Ain't going no goddamn way. Got my social security set up. Been a dragon ever. You thought they bought Jordans? Niggas be standing in line waiting for that goddamn... I don't believe things like that. Y'all just haven't been... We searching them. We can visually inspect this shit. Ain't there yet? I'm telling you, it ain't there yet. The fake pussy level that they got is like... How do you know you haven't tried to pussy that down yet? It's not even visually appealing. We talked about this earlier. I saw a post online from somebody said that, sorry to break it to you, but all pussy feel the same. That's cow. Yeah. Probably wouldn't know niggas for real. Probably wouldn't know niggas for real. There's so many different pussies out here. What's the difference? They got that good boneless pussy. Boneless? All of them boneless. You a fucking liar. They got that boneless. Hell yeah. Look at the men in the room. Every nigga ain't here to know what I'm talking about when I say a good piece of boneless pussy. That's a new pussy. That's a pussy. That snatch. It's an old word. Pussies do not feel the same. They got some pussy out here you think I'm lying. Watch these men in here. They got some pussy out here that feels so good. It's this little spot in your back you can feel it in. It's like right between your shoulders. That's like a chakra in your back. Like in the man back. I'm talking about it. I don't even know the kind of pussy you got It's some pussy in there. It's some pussy outside. That you can just go straight in. You know how niggas that go to the pool and get dashed. Straight in. Don't even warm up. But it's some pussy out there that will stop you at the door like they got security. You gotta take a little shower before you get in the pool. This shit good. Eat it for what? Eat it. Stop you at the door is good pussy. Man I'm talking about that pussy. As soon as you get in there you're like you gotta put a game plan together in like one five seconds. That's it. They got some of that shit out there. It exists. Man they got some pussy out there that'll make a nigga just start helping out around the house. You feel me? I feel it. Niggas washing dishes, sweeping, mopping even left that little light on over the stove. I'm talking about the kitchen cold. That nigga have laid the dish rag on the middle. I'm talking about it. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. You ever had some of that pussy so good she ain't even have to ask you to do shit. She just coming home from god damn Ikea and Home Depot and shit and put my girl next to you. Sure. Love the bed. I love a nigga who can do some shit. Love the surprise. I whooped the shit out your kid whoop your kid, don't do that. You know your pussy good when a nigga tell you he on his way and you ain't even sent the address yet. Come on now. You like you had a gate code, he like I'm in there already. I found him a nigga in. She was like 7, 6, 8, 8. I ain't hit a motherfucker in the face. I found him a piece of man in this motherfucker. I got my parking spot. Tailgating. Tailgating like a boy. That good was that tailgating. Tailgating. Then there's the pussy. Don't come near the nigga and say bitch don't call my home that stupid that shit. That mean it good, but it ain't worth what she doing. And then some of that shit is just like you know how you be hungry but you know you about to eat good later on so you just eat some little shit, some of that. Just the first cook that won't be on the trail of me. It makes it different though. The owner. The pussy can be as good as the owner. I know I'm gonna say all that. So that's more emotional than it is physical. See sometimes when me and say pussy we not talking about vagina. Sometimes the good shit that you do for your man it feels like pussy. Like a nigga flying you pick him up at the airport ain't no way like you right there like bam bam bam. That's the only we so abused all we know how to like say some good shit like that's pussy talk. You're too deep for the intro. But I don't want nobody to just listen to me talk and then feel like you gotta be that. You need to disagree because we ain't live the same kind of life. I told you I had the pussy that make your back tingle before. I've been there. I ain't never had that. Your back ain't never tingle? That nigga nerve bad. That she hit me right now. That ain't got to out of nerve. You know what song was playing? You are the last train. Had some of that pussy made me believe in myself. That's the best gun. Look at some of the shit I didn't have to do. I'm talking about performing in front of thousands of people who didn't even know me at the time. You can only do that. You can only gain that kind of confidence. From a woman not pussy. What she was giving? She was giving you motivation. She was inspiring you. What I just said. All that mixed together. Pussy talk. Now you feelin' me. It's not pussy talk. I'm not just saying I'm not just saying women I'm just saying the positive shit that they wouldn't be giving us. The energy. We put all that in the good. That's what made it good. All that good shit. That motivation and inspiration. That pussy pot. That's the recipe to that shit. You can't have good pussy if you don't motivate your nigga. You ain't inspiring this nigga. And then you showin' up with the bone in pussy. I don't know about that bone in pussy. I ain't never heard of that. What is a bone in pussy? That's... Boneless chicken pussy? I never heard of boneless. Tradition. It's just boneless. When you pick the bone up and all the meat fall off it. That's what it is. It's just fallin' off the bone. You know what's the anatomy. It's what I'm sayin'. Sometime that shit just be feelin' like it's fallin' off the bone in it. It's just boneless. It's not to be boneless the way this one fuckin' is. Hey, what's the stuff? What? You got a left and a right. All this fuckin' boneless. All of my... Alright, don't... It might not be the right words to use. Somebody out there in the atmosphere. I get what you're sayin'. But it's all about passion and connection, really. You think so? For you. No, but that's all you really said was this person. I'm sayin' that's what make it. Yeah. Y'all some very attractive ladies. Do y'all have men trying to spend the block a lot? Absolutely. You mean spend the block like come back? Come back and fuck with you. Absolutely. But that shit is a fuckin' problem. It was number five dollars. Nah. Fuck yeah, five dollars. Two years ago. Yo, fuck yeah. I spent two dollars, bitch. What's the success rate? You know what? When I was younger, they could spend the block. But now I ain't no spendin' the block. Damn y'all strict down here. For real? Who got time for that shit? We got a good... People make mistakes. It's okay to make mistakes, but at some point you just gotta... I'm tryin' to get to that point. I find it offensive when a nigga be like man, I shoulda, I shoulda woulda coulda. That shit is highly offensive, because why didn't you? You know, it took us a minute. It be after they be done, got married, and the kid was somebody else. They growin' up, they growin' up. I shoulda, I shoulda woulda, because niggas married a safe woman. They do what? They married a safe one. What's the difference? And then y'all still fraternized with the real ones with the depth that y'all shoulda married. Right. I don't know. I ain't never seen a heavily married black man before. I don't know if you can see it some shit. I don't know. I ain't never seen a nigga happy enough to make me get married. If you ever see a nigga in a new car, like, oh boy, get that bitch. You don't see the ones that's happy. That's the thing. The ones that's unhappy bein' in the streets. I don't know if I want to hear it. Okay, let's hear it. Tell me somethin' slick so I can slide. What he said? Niggas that married funny-looking men that married funny-looking women be the happyest facts. Funny-looking. Would you be funny-looking like with nobody else's life? They both funny-looking people. You got a marriage. I ain't never seen two motherfuckers who was like... A bad-ass chicken did. This nigga did it. It don't never work like that. It be a fine-ass woman and a little fat dude. I don't care what country you live in. Stressed out. Fat dudes got more money than regular-sized niggas. Fat dudes got paid for it. Women know that shit. And they be embarrassed to like fat dudes until they're ready to get a street service. No, nigga, I don't see no fat nigga die. You ain't sayin' that on cameras. It's three fat niggas somewhere in New Jersey. I tore her ass up and caught her. I was... I was... I was 230. I was playing defensive tackle. My hand was so good, I went to the purse. What? He got a nickname on it. He called... Look at Pooch over here talking shit. Poochie. Poochie. This little fat nigga hit it in the work truck. 18-wheeler. We just dug his shit. Man, man. That shit going a lot of health issues, man. Fat niggas end up with all the things. That's facts. Dorm North Carolina. July 15th. Dorm North Carolina. When she go city, he knows it. He be up there. Get your tickets. Yeah. That ain't it. That's the Bull City right there. That's the Bull City. Yeah, we comin'. Nah, they don't like that. July 15th. Dorm North Carolina. Dorm North Carolina 7th. They don't do that shit. They don't like that. They don't know it. It's over. It's the state, North Carolina. Everybody's going, man. That would've probably been better. What? You know what I mean? July 15th. All right, no. Now, put it in there. Come on. Tell them to come to the show that July 15th, so they don't think we laugh. They don't even like that. You see what she said? July 15th. Dorm North Carolina. July 15th. North Carolina. You know what she said? Dorm Carolina. She ain't say a new one, but it's North. North Carolina. There you go. I was 21, 20 years old, right? So, for me with that kind of money, still living in the project, we had to figure it out. What's happening, Phoenix? I'm not speaking for every man in the... If I make it to be making $200 million, nigga, I can make $200,000. I feel like I supposed to fuck any bitch I want. So, if Zion, if you want to do that, live your life. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dre and Nicole. And you are tuned in to another episode. Show these little tricks. That didn't buy how I done took y'all everywhere. Now, come on over. All them vines and shit. Old days and shit. What we got right here? What we got right here? This granddaddy, man. This is what I got for my 40th. I ain't do nothing to it. Usually, I put 4Gs on everything I got. I ain't do nothing to this, but put some music in there, you know what I'm saying? Did you do the do on it? You did a booty cat. You was hitting on that joint? Yeah, 100%. A guy, damn, okay. That's living a life. When you stand on a blow-up mattress and you can get a girl lick your ass, you're a man, you're cold-blooded. Shit, nigga be broken and bitch, man. Think about it. You ever been so broke, you just feel like you about to pass away sometime soon. You be like, I know God ain't got me out here living like this. A barrier native, you know what I'm saying? You got this monkey off your back, you know what I'm saying? If you ain't never broke a female with no chicken. Now, it's nothing that you know me and should glorify and be proud of, but you know, it's just culture. Hey, what's up, Virginia? July 22nd, I will be in Tyson's corner. Talk to me. What you got going on in the 22nd? Pull up on me. What's the thing that correct? That's what we're going to be. Make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me. I've been trying to see you. I know what you said about, come over there though. I'm working on something bigger than us. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's going to come through here too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. If you had a hood blessing before, like when you're driving home and you see the police behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah, that's the good old blessing right there. Because at the end of the day, I'm on tour and I need you to be there so I can tell some jokes to you. I'll see you when you come see me. Go to the old jet magazine, look at the beauty of the week. Then look at the people who got married that week. Fat niggas. They end up with the finest women. Or maybe they're the only ones who want to get married. That could be that joke. The rest of y'all niggas is bad bitches. What the fuck? It ain't even really enough bad bitches for everybody to have one. It's all an illusion. It's a lot of bad bitches, especially in Atlanta. When it comes to bad bitches, we play the scratch off. It's not anywhere. We never win. We be happy with that. Oh, shoot. I'm telling you. It ain't lying. That's why we gotta get us a fat woman. But that's not what y'all want. They all take niggas like fat bitches. But they cheat. I look right in the camera and say this. Don't nobody cheat more than big women. Damn. Big women got too many options because everybody fucking tight. Big women can attract any group. They got Hispanic niggas. They got the white men who be giving them a bunch of money and shit. Then they have a few NBA niggas and cash happening. Little secret big girl sites they won't even know. They be having little freak big girl parties where they just walk around and lingerie, eat a hotel and shit. They be having all type of big girl pool parties that they don't want nobody to come to. Niggas be paying hundreds of dollars for this shit on the ground. They be having little sneak on the cruises and shit. My momma told me my soulmate a BB Debbie. Your mom big? What kind of shit is that? Niggas really hypocrites when it comes to big women. They come from a family of big women but you'll never see them with none. I don't see that at all. I think men who have big moms usually date bigger women. I can dig a little big women over. Yeah, they do. They just push them off. I love big women. Who is shelter? Who is shelter? What do you think the best kind of big woman is? I don't want you to say it right so they don't get mad. One that smells good. They most of them do smell good. Just a pretty face. The big women with that pretty face though. I feel like you're in a real big girl. Would you prefer a pretty woman or a skinny ugly bitch? I feel like you're in a real big girl if you can't sing though. That's not a thing. No, that ain't it. Lil' Mermaid. Big women are real flexible too though what they don't talk about. Those bitches are definitely flexible. I don't like big women that can ruin a pair of flip flops though. Everybody can ruin a pair of flip flops though. I'm just saying you can make no bitches big. It be looking like it needs to kick fat. You're in the right weight class. I need to see your flip flops. I don't like big women who swing on niggas when they get mad either. I love it. See big women, they let you be the little spoon. You can't just talk about big women too. You gotta throw the skinny one into it. Skinny women come as long as you don't have to kind of answer where your penis sag in the back. I don't like to be touched but if your penis dip a little bit loose like your booty wet I don't like that. Your booty look wet when you I don't like that little sag part in their pants though I'm gonna say that for the big women. I always want to see like skinny woman niggas with the stretch marks on her booty. That booty would try to be fat. Trick me booty is what it's called. Some of that would be super it'd be at the bottom but it'd still be ass when you take them jeans. You gotta get your big woman with them little booty cheeks at the bottom. You know what I'm talking about? Like a mouth. Little booty cheeks at the bottom. She got a whole head but then the booty cheeks just small at the bottom. That's fucked up. You can sit there and say that but did you know if you get out of the car and your ass cracks show that woman to leave you man. I know I be trying to tell all my part of man to see your ass is over with. You lame as fuck. That's not true. That's true. No woman has ever said that shit. But y'all be saying you gotta hide your ass. You gotta hide your ass. I would say that. I would be trying to tell y'all that. I would say that. You think you do believe it. And I'm glad you look like tadpole. I'm glad you look like tadpole. I'm glad you look like tadpole. I ain't little ass but I ain't little ass but I ain't little ass but I ain't little ass but I ain't little ass but no shit I ain't little ass. Hey man! How you hide it. I don't get up. I don't get up no more than that. If I get nigga, If I got back 100 that nigga was laid on his stomach I jump out a closet. And all of you went niggas on Clubhouse. Feet to the ceiling. Two comforts. How you doing? Ah, shit. Boy, you crazy. I'm motherfucking kidding. I'll never, never, never want to see your head, man. I did a real talk right there. I'll never let her see you butt cheek, bro. That's crazy. I need to see. Yeah, I want to see. When you get up and go to the bathroom. This is so wrong with y'all eating. A lot of women are obsessed with men that have little flowers right there. She said Niggas been asking her to eat it. No, I ain't saying that. You didn't say that. I didn't say that. I was asking me to eat it. I said, I see a lot of people talking about getting their ass ate. Men on social media. These niggas are weird. You see how these weird niggas be having us? And then we got to ask a question about this shit. It's not us asking this shit. It's them. What, what, what? It's a whole different. To get your ass ate. As a man. Yo. Look at him. See? He like his ass ate. That nigga was born in 90s. I was checking on Jack. Niggas already ate it. I was like, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? I was checking on Jack. Niggas are crazy. I was checking on Jack. Yeah. Yeah. That's a different thing. I don't do none of that shit. I don't eat like. I'm just trying to understand. So you ain't never had your legs back? Put your legs up or I bend over. Don't ever try me like that. I get on all foes. I just know. I just know. I just know. Hey, baby. You don't eat. You don't eat. I don't eat. Fuck shit. I don't eat. You didn't ask me to eat. I don't eat. I don't eat. It's a thing now. I'm not into that though. It's the thing most definitely, but a lot of women are like With it intrigued by No, it's them old niggas my old partners used to tell me about that shit all day long back That's the thing you see how times have changed. We're letting the freaks represent the majority Prisoners used to be a little group of motherfuckers who just did a group a bunch of frigging shit now It's more of them than just people who regular fucking out there, right? No more of this but it was a foreign man. It ain't boring people don't watch anymore. No, not people watch Twitter Oh, that is definitely foreign too. How they fucking know that you can put a link and go to the full video They're gonna watch that you gonna scroll find another That's a sad life if you think about it you got to get on on land and be fucking every day who fucks every day People getting paid Niggas who fucks for food and shelter This is a whole me before I got myself together Can you imagine posting all them videos of you fucking doing your best fucking and don't nobody buy none of Mmm, you don't lower Joe price every month that you You ain't your girl on here y'all fucking like No, no money to 99 a month nothing. No money Even the spam done unfollowed Oh You got to be fucked up if they flag your cartoon on only Yeah, I did think about it, but I wasn't gonna put anything like Sexual on it. You're gonna make no money. I'm gonna do one too. I was gonna just get on there Just just be going live just listening to other other motherfuckers. Just listen. It was gonna be feet. Like you should do it You got nice feet They I that's gonna get you paid. I was about to say that Yeah, all the shit you insecure about like did you hit that motherfucker on the dresser? Oh, I like that Explain why your shit is what it is. That's what's gonna get you You got to take shit to the extreme that's what it is. That's what we had now regular shit ain't gonna go Niggas are towing into their feet porn don't touch it. Yeah It's a fetish. Yeah, that I'd be surprised the type of shit there and it'll help you up watch facts I Almost went to rehab one time for what because I was watching the porn one night and then I just I stopped Then I looked at the title and I was like why am I watch this is disgusting. What was it pregnant ebbing the gang bang? I always find myself in the BBW section. No, don't pregnant emity gang bang. Yeah, I'm dead It got to the point. Well, you know, we just gotta do something. You don't talk about it That's what I knew what my land was it. It's like that's the line Okay, now I want to go. I don't I don't want to cross it going back now. I'm going back That was a good choice. I stopped. Oh, whoa, you know where you know what you like pregnant women No, I'm telling you it was just a series of It wasn't like I got into the shit it was like whoa, this ain't my sex This ain't even my sex I Okay, now now we got to leave right now we got So you were addicted to porn no tell no, how you gonna be addicted to my Internet ain't even reliable enough to be addicted to porn these days. No, my boyfriend was addicted to porn and this is how I found out so I Was I worked a lot, right? I had two jobs at the time I was traveling a lot it was just a lot of work every time I would come home for work I would find two little pieces of tape in the stairwell two little pieces of tape in the bathroom Two little pieces of tape in the kitchen take two little pieces of tape. Yeah Like masking tape to little pieces all the time Well in the kitchen in the bathroom every time I come home, it's two little pieces of tape and I'm throwing it out all the time Well, finally, I said baby, what is all this fucking I must have done here I'm That's where it landed Used to cover up the front and back camera on his phone because he heard it like people could record you watching porn on your phone That's what he was told that they could extort you and record 2d Literally, figuratively, put two whole pieces of tape in there. It means you're jacking off with somebody. Somebody pop up in there, motherfucker. Yeah, we got you in there, man. You need to go cash out that money. We put the footage out. Hey, man, go over there, bullshit, man. They ain't got nothing, man. They ain't got nothing, bruh. That's like a rumor's about to start joining. Hey, man, fuck it. Put it out. Put it out. Stick this shit. You didn't got to dig a fake POV like a bug. Go ahead. Go ahead, though. What else now? So, you know, when I came to him about it, he admitted what it was, and I was like, you are masturbating entirely too much. And he's like, you're working entirely too much. He was a stay-at-home husband. No, he's not a stay-at-home. That's what y'all do when we go on too long. You fuck. At least he was jacking off. He could have been cheap. Come on, huh? That's too much every day. No, that nigga, that was a loyal nigga right there. Perhaps. That tape would have been at somebody else's house. You know, on somebody else's house. I done bust two nuts right here all the time. I'ma leave you with this. 22. Hey, getting stronger and stronger. He jacking off the whole time. Yeah, my girl, look, I ain't put this one on. This motherfucker harder than a turtle shell. That's cold, though. You think he watched this show? Give him a shout-out. Say that nigga name right now. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Shout-out to the nigga, bruh. He ain't gonna watch this. I heard it in the background while I was watching Pinky. He gonna be saying this shit up, pulling the tape out while he watched it. What the hell is this? They talking about me. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Miranda Cole. And y'all know, Orlando, we owe y'all, so we coming back in a big way. August 10th, Poor Minds is coming to Orlando for our live show. Yes, we coming to Orlando in Prove. I cannot wait to see all y'all faces. You know, unfortunately, we had to reschedule these days. So I'm super excited to come out and see y'all doors open at 7. Yes, and the show starts at 8, and we back bigger than ever. Let me tell y'all, y'all should be happy because this show, this round, it's super lit. So Orlando, August 10th, doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Orlando in Prove. We'll see y'all, and we outside Boogie's period. Put it on, because we coming. Enjoy yourself. You know your car getting broken into tonight. We are shooting a special and you is doing your only fans content on stage. I'm trying to get some more follows. This is easy. Wee, that shit ain't got too strong. Why you say that? Because I was had the other day ordered a pregnancy pillow. The one that you lay between the legs. That ain't really a bad idea. I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months. Mr. Don't forget the tip of bartender. Mr. Anyway, coming his own. Charlotte, North Carolina, man. July 17th, pull up on your boy, man. I don't like the poor in the day, man. It's too, it's too plotted out. Back in the day, motherfucker might be barbecuing. Big walk up like, you want to fuck? You're like that. It's too plotted out today. You in the classroom, the teacher walk in, y'all talking. Don't nobody even watch that shit. I prefer a plot. You like a plot? I prefer like a setup. It's weird. Just be like, how much are we in pain for this? Y'all ain't fucking yet? Yeah, no. I need a plot. Not gonna do it like this. That girl don't have no plot. This sure don't have a plot in the day, bro. What the hell is that? Give them all the fun to eat. Then she come back dressed like a strip of dancing in somebody living room. It did too planned, too thought out today. I don't like it today. Then let's direct some porn, man. I said we could do that shit. For Uber Meats. Hey. Boom. But it's gotta have a plot, though. You pull up and get your arm. I have a good idea for y'all. Because I would never do it. But y'all can have it. I'm gonna give it to y'all. Okay. Y'all can start our only fans, right? And get girls to re-enact sex scenes from movies. That sounds too much like traffic. Look, and then they can put cardboard cutouts of Jada Pinkett on their face. From a porn? From a porn? What was the movie they were doing? The second year. That shit went. I need the money. That ain't it. That ain't it. No, that ain't it. People will watch that. People will watch that, no? And then the women have anonymity. I don't know how to watch that shit. No? All right. Fuck it in. I'm gonna put it out there and then it's gonna be big. Y'all gonna wish y'all was on. Hey, look at it. Don't leave it by me. Not me. I'm just gonna produce it. You letting the wind win, AJ. What you was doing? They got that. What was that? The union got quiet. That shit hitting in. You're thinking to yourself now. That period of reflection. You know what I was just thinking about? During the pandemic, I had put on Instagram, like, would anybody pay for a virtual strip club? They do. And a month later, everybody was on my fucking... What the fuck was in there for a long time? Exactly. I thought about it first. You see, that's why when you think about some shit you put in the universe, you got to hurry up and do it. You got to go and do it. Because it's like the 100th monkey thing. Like, as soon as one thought, everybody is just spread. Hell yeah. You got to hurry up and put it out. The only downside I was thinking about doing the quarantine is like, now it's just like social media is just burnout at this point. I agree. That's the shit that got us through the pandemic. Like, now it's just... What's next? What's next? You think it's ready for the metaverse. There's a lot of people who don't like being themselves, so they can't wait to reinvent themselves as a... If you a man, you want to be a grown woman. Avatar. In the club. In the metaverse. No, my 40th birthday coming up, I'm about to reinvent myself. Who you going to be? I'm about to get on Facebook with a jacket on. Facebook is like real life, right? Instagram is like fucking essence. Black comedy, well, all I got to do is get that old style microphone and a blaze in me. Oh, you're not doing that. I can't hear it. I'm a little crazy on that. I'm like, man, that's a clone, man. They didn't even call it a clone. I heard about them. They wouldn't waste a clone. They clone Tyrone. What do you think the old me? You think the old me will be quiet long enough for them to clone me? No. No, I'm going to show up. Nigga, that ain't me. Y'all don't even fuck with your real partner. Nah, but the clone's going to be you. They just changed you up. No, it'll still be you. It won't be a new body. It'll be your body. I'll find a way to let y'all know. They upload a new product. I might not be able to physically say it, but I would write that shit down. Like, get up. Go help Carlos. Fuck you. Keep saying that for this ain't me. I ain't shit in three weeks. I feel like that's what would be happening with Kanye. Like the real Kanye would be coming out sometime. I'm going to let y'all know something ain't right. I ain't shit in three weeks. Yes. I be scared when we don't hear from that nigga for a while. I know. I'm going to say something, man. God, damn. That nigga is somewhere like, let me see the footage of how I was acting crazy last night. I've got the world thinking I'm crazy. This is the best shit ever. That nigga be at home being regular than the motherfucker. Tied the motherfucker. I had some big-ass boots on all day. Shit. Turn that goddamn terrible ass song on. Who on here this shit? Tied. Long day fighting the white man. We're going to get him tomorrow, right? We got to get you in the trap. He'll come. But he going to say some shit that's going to make us have to just delete the whole shit. Nah, man. If y'all some real niggas, y'all ain't going to delete it. Don't put it like he can't do that. If y'all have y'all real niggas, you won't delete it. He couldn't do that around y'all. I don't think he'd come here and talk like that. That nigga was on clubhouse a couple weeks ago. That's clubhouse. That nigga would come up in here. Not face to face with them. Yeah, he would. Why not? I'm saying he would come here, but he wouldn't say nothing. I think this would be a safe space. No? He would. I think that's just him. Yes, he would. Big champ nigga. Everybody was drunk. Them niggas don't drink. Kanye was drunk. Listen to that nigga saying something crazy up here. That nigga wasn't drunk. He was on point. He was hitting it. He put it to his mouth. I'm not mad at you. He don't want to talk to us because we all understand. We don't have the answers. You don't have the answers, Carlos. I know. I'm not the nigga asking you no questions. The answer is love. It ain't. That's the answer. Love. It's always love. It ain't. It's always love. That's the answer. That's beautiful. Love. Let's clap for love. It's Valentine's Day. I'll clap for some love. Maybe it is Valentine's Day. Y'all was giving us hugs. That's love. You know people be going through shit. That's energy. Right. And you get on that person that you feel comfortable with, you could be vulnerable with. What you start doing? Crying. Right. When you get that hug from that person. That's real. Love. Love. That's what the world needs. Yeah. When you don't have enough love to go around. That's the problem. We got no structure to go around. People don't grow up with love. When this realm hate prevails. You think so? Nasty people prevail. You're absolutely. Evil shit prevails. It's free thinking to me. Like you can't pull somebody to the side and be like, hey, what are you doing this wrong? You can't do that no more. Why not? Because now it's like, you know, who the fuck are you to judge me? Let me do it. I want to do it. My truth. Because being wrong is so profitable. Right. Loud and wrong. Especially in the black community. Some shit might not even be wrong. It's like that shit has to exist, right? So we know what the fuck right is. Like you gotta have a bad no good. Exactly. So we can't condemn motherfuckers who don't necessarily do the shit as we see. Mr. Yang and Yang. We just have to do a better job of avoiding that type of shit. Not avoiding it. No, that's not fair. You just find your people. Right. Right. But we should condemn people that are doing wrong. We should condemn them. Yeah. But I'm saying not necessarily doing wrong. People who are doing wrong. No, that's not my job. That's what I'm saying. It is all of our jobs. It's not my job. It's all of our jobs. And that's the problem. What's wrong though? It's all subjective. Everything is false. Yeah, we all live at free will. Because everything is subjective. Okay, that's fair. But you know the difference between wrong and right. Some people on the path are wrong. That's their destiny. They have to make these mistakes so they can know where the right is. So you don't feel like you can be in a position to help people correct their wrong? Yeah, but sometimes it's not your position to help people until they'll accept it. Help won't even help until the person is willing to accept it. You can do everything. Right, but if you're not there doing it, they ain't never going to receive it, right? But you can see even if you help, you still can't prevent it. People have to go to a certain phase and whatever they're going through before they realize that they may need help. Y'all let that run in course. Exactly. Just be ready. That's fair. But sometimes... Being ready to help and being available and having resources to help. Now that's the way that you can be prepared for that. Everybody ain't ready for help. Everybody ain't ready for help. Hello. Right, and that's fair. But when you're speaking about adults, when you're speaking about young people, I think it's a different story. I think adults and young people are the same people. I feel like adults need to ask more than young people. Sometimes it takes people longer to get to the point of adulthood. Your age don't have nothing to do with adulthood. Right, I agree. Because you can be at a certain age and still have a childish young mentality. You know what I mean? People get stuck at the phase where they had the most fun. So, y'all saying that y'all don't feel like y'all can get with a child and change the trajectory of their life just by being helpful? Absolutely. When you still ain't going to be able to beat genetics and things that are... Right. That's why old people be like, man, who is this family? Who is this people is? Exactly. To make sure you ain't meeting with some fucked up genes. Right. That should matter. Yeah, I don't like that. Genes matter. You can't tell them what they're doing wrong these days. It's impossible. I don't understand though. You can definitely give a child the resources to have a better future. It better be your child. Right. But there are still going to be things in life and decisions that they make that aren't going to be the right one. Right. That's fair. That's fair. I understand that. Some of the people who did the most horrible shit had all the chances in the world to be great. I agree. I agree. I agree. And think of all the people that made it out the hood who didn't have shit. What they could have been that they would have had two parents. They wanted. You got to do it. You got to do it. Just somebody who cared. Right. And once you get to the point in your life where you start taking accountability for yourself and that's what it really is. You think of drinking a red cup? Accountability. That's a big word. For yourself. Once you realize that your life is nobody's fault but yours. That's what people don't want to do. That sound like accountability. That's what we're talking about. That's exactly what it is. Ooh, that shit is sickening. Accountability. Yeah. I don't like it. I see why they didn't stole it from your ass. It's hard. Shut up. Accountability sucks. I mean, I do it but I don't... Who likes to be accountable? Like, especially when someone calls them out on some bullshit. It's hard to accept it. Right? I'm glad you're speaking your truth today for all the women out there who like to stand there. Listen, that's everybody. That ain't just me. Because niggas can't stay mad for long type shit. So we'll come on in like that. Niggas can't. That's a lie, dawg. Niggas can't stay mad. I know some niggas mad at me. That's a lie. Bro, niggas been mad. Not in the relationship. Like, if y'all stay together. Niggas been mad at niggas for help. I'm not talking about mad with a niggas. I'm talking about mad with your wife. Niggas don't get over shit. That's why you gotta lie to them. Right. Don't ever tell a niggas the truth. Okay? Now you can't handle the truth. Most women know how to end the argument. You know the facts. She can end yours. You can't end hers. You can't end hers. Nope. Because you don't have to... See, that's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. Really? Dick ain't the same type of... I don't know. I don't know. All you offering is dick. Uh-uh. Do something else. Nope. But if a man is really upset, pussy ain't gonna solve it. It ain't. But it'll help. It'll start... It'll start dropping it down. Yeah. And to get the conversation back started. Just the fucking will. Facts. Shit. I feel like that's it. It never worked for me. You never see the niggas. You gotta help. Slow hand and full plate. Okay, that's it. Get that pussy away from me bitch. It's a mess in the name of you. Yeah. Okay, that's fair. We get to cover our eye while y'all taking our drawers off. But listen, y'all have sex and then be mad after the sex scene. The same mad you was before. So it don't change nothing. Yeah, yeah. Why about two days? Two days maximum, man. They got two days of them niggas. That's a damn lie, man. No, that's a lie. It depends on what they mad about. Men hold grudges. Big ones. You can't tell niggas nothing. They hold grudges. I've been trying to tell these niggas. They don't listen to me. They got you fucking imaginary niggas. All type of shit. Nah, that ain't real. I don't hold no grudges. That ain't real. That ain't real. Nah, that ain't real. That ain't real. They got mad at niggas. You don't even know. Right. They don't exist. Look, that. You can't live like that. I be telling motherfuckers all the time, you cannot stress yourself over no shit like that. Nah, man. Right. What y'all feel about open relationships? I ain't anyone. You in a relationship? I'm not in no kind of shit like that. People who be in them, that's a different level. That's a special interest group. So you don't ever want a relationship? That's a special interest group. So you never want to be in a relationship just you and another woman? What you mean? Like you and just a woman. A committed relationship. Like a committed relationship. Man. Nah, there's still a young man back then. Now wait till that dick stop working and you want to get a wife. Right. That ain't gonna get you the worst dick of her life. I don't want to wait until your pencil don't write no more. That's right. It's too many pills out here. We ain't gonna go down there like that. Kills. You know, that's some hating shit too because they make shit for men but they don't make shit for women. They make shit for women. Because pussy is already too good. What do you make for women? They make for women. They help. They got the pill, they got the honey. They got a honey pack for women. They got vaginal rejuvenation. Yes, sir. Look, pussy is already too good. They don't need to do none to it. Shit. But you avoided the relationship question. No, I'm not ready yet. I feel like I'm a nigga. I deserve it. My leg hurt like one more time. Where do you get the... If you had a wife, she would help you get that leg better. You know, y'all niggas be out here nightying improperly. You ain't McDonald's. You pee smell like goddamn ammonia. I feel like you're a nigga. Because you don't have a wife. Women keep men alive. Women keep men alive. But then here's the thing, women die early when they're married. Exactly. For real? Yeah. Men live longer, y'all better get y'all a wife. Statistically, women die earlier when they're married. Niggas die early, period. See, that's why... Y'all live longer when y'all are married. Don't do that. The Bible says man shouldn't be alone. The Bible don't say nothing about women loving men. But you know what I say, men shouldn't be alone. You know what I say? Men shouldn't be alone. Men shouldn't be alone. Men shouldn't be alone. Men shouldn't be alone. Man shouldn't be alone. The Bible don't say nothing about women loving men. But you know what I say? Men shouldn't be alone. Because he need more than two women. Y'all can't even say that. It ain't. It ain't. It ain't. You just made me have one of them life flashes. Your epiphany? Hell yeah. Where'd you think about it? That's crazy. I feel like all men... Thinking about how you can be with somebody. Like you said, you get married. Women live like they life expectancy is shorter. Can you imagine like you're laid to shit on the death bed and y'all still arguing. You're trying to die and be with that n***a. Like y'all ain't never let it go. That's not men home. That was shit. No, I got to die. This bitch thing is over. Uh-oh. And they haven't. Yes, the man goes shortly thereafter. No. Them n****s, we're so generous. They want to go see. They want to go see what they bitch do. No, I think you're about to go disturb that n***a. That bitch life. He want to see what she's doing. She's going to cheat in the afterlife. She's going to hit me. He's going to hit me. He's going to hit me. He just ain't here been chilling with Elvis and all these motherfuckers. Excuse me, guys. He's going to get better by me. Excuse me, Lord. My man, I ain't mean to cousin you and your shit. I mean your tur- I mean your heaven. My man. I just got here on my first night. I'm sorry. I'm tripping already. But this bitch going to die six years ago on me. On me. They said, buy another. We going to look over at the kids and blow. I don't mean to call a bitch in your trick. I keep calling the trick. Nah, yeah I ain't. My first day up here. You don't get cast out. Gotta aim all the head. Go to hell. Nah, let me talk to my wife. Can I talk to my n***a? Can I talk to my lady? Can I talk to my wife? You think you're right? I can't talk to my mother. Like a wife. You make that bitch for me. I ain't mean to sick. Come on. Come on. Take it here, take it here, come on, come on. They're like guilty. I think they can deserve more than one. Then you get down there, the devil planned, the devil's advocate. Man, he ain't let you say body of your wife. You get it. That fucked up. You want to talk to him? Man, let that, let it, now you see why I don't like the niggas. I don't like the niggas. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm telling you. This is what I'm telling you. Like, y'all know my heart. Y'all know my heart. Niggas own it. You don't believe in me, but look, on me, that's my brother. You still believe in that whore. Come on, man. See, y'all think God is land? He ain't say y'all. Why ain't he say nothing? He ain't never fuck with y'all. Y'all ain't even got that stuff. Who got your freak? Who got your freak? Hey, my nigga real nigga shit. He's a hot damn nigga. He ain't even that hot. I see a t-shirt with him. It ain't even a t-shirt with him. It's a t-shirt with him. Hey, you're my nigga, Tectop. You thirsty? My nigga gonna walk. They swear when you got this shit down. Ain't they gonna fuck gold? Feel it, feel them all. All right, now. They swear when you got this shit. They swear when you got this shit. They swear when you got this shit. People in the hell don't want it. Feel that bottle. There you go. People in here don't want ice water. People in here don't want to come down. This is crazy. Oh, good dude. I couldn't even go through the bottle. There you go. Y'all think God is a man. I don't think God is a man or a woman. He is a superior. He's the superior. Obviously, you think it's a man. Right. She can't give life. She. Don't do that. Let's do it. We don't want to get deep. No, we don't. Yes. So why y'all think God is a man? We don't. I think whatever y'all think. God is the God and me. Okay, that's fair. Period. This ain't poetry. This ain't poetry. He like. That's fair. I received that. And just like you said women can create. That's the part of God that's who you- You come in the soft, is it going to make a baby? I'm going to ask you one question. Y'all never been a woman that created a man Anybody without some type of sperm. Yes, I'm gonna tell y'all the word for it right now I'm gonna tell you I want me to just get pregnant out of nowhere. Yeah, there was one there Jesus mama didn't have Amen Look, she was The Virgin refers to her purity In the Bible like all of these people Purity made unmarried All of us who are unmarried are virgins. Yes Facts maybe not every man you don't have sex with Is your husband is a husband. That's why they said they had many wives Listen, Gabrielle Every man deserve more than one woman I got what I got one good. I could bella Yeah You know niggas out here, they be out here. They just might be not as attractive. So yeah, you got a They got good spirit and can make me laugh. There's y'all got no kids yet. I'm on a ugly nigga. Okay, my kid's gonna be beautiful regardless My kids gonna be beautiful regardless, I just feel like I'm trying to call there by the bed view knowing that And then you know, it's easy to get a job when you got one It's easy to get a job when you got a job. Yeah, sometimes you need to look you have your little starter kid You work your way up. Oh, I got the word. It's called Partheogenesis Is when is when a woman can create without the sperm? It doesn't exist baby and it happened at one point Yes, it did She found the one person that might they said it happened one time One time you said it went to the moon A bunch of women We don't get enough credit as me We pregnant right now My nuts I gotta put them Baby from a soft dog Coming in dirty tea tops and You got the Cultivate life I gotta put this baby in you and you cook it the seed It is no longer yours They gotta have a supply Yes women need to pay I said for the men who don't pay child support. This is your baby. He came out your nuts first first Yeah, that's right. I can't even 34 years. So you shouldn't be on child support. You should be asking for a receipt For a receipt. Yep. Yeah came out my nuts first. Yeah, you joy, right? You are trying to make me pay for it making me happy. We should easily be able to get custody. Come on That's already man That's cool, but we could got to do this shit together Women shit out Generations inside our nuts inside our balls But after they come out Hey, we could create millions of fucking fun come on man It's all in about how you want to go about this, but you need me come on that. Yeah, that's true That's fair. We got you got the other hand The bigger half yeah, okay long as y'all can admit that It's kind of like I don't even know this. I was about to say it's probably about a three-fourth. Yeah We got you on the back end of The front-end accident. Yeah, you know who really got over All the niggas who went to the NBA in the NFL and like play baseball and shit who didn't have no daddy That mean they mom got a hundred percent return On that child you dad try to pop up let on By him a truck Remember what daddy showed up later. Oh, it's me. It's your daddy with Birdo By that nigga a truck and get his teeth fixed this Because he gonna be trying to talk shit 10 rack. Yeah, that's it use truck to new truck It noodle damn he never had shit mom living like fat rat though And she should right? I like how y'all think y'all more than welcome to come back over here. Anytime I'm gonna be down there Don't let nobody tell you no difference if you didn't go to church today. Don't worry. We got you It's a blessing that's gonna come through here, too Church ain't number three or more people anybody ever been know that Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be it might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing In here done caught a hood blessing before Like when you driving home and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit Then they hit the light and just scoot on besides. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good Blessing right there. This everybody said until your man pull up on me. She lied 28. You already know I'm gonna get the come to Santa Antonio often when I do I'm in San Antonio And I'll come see you when you come see me Stop Houston Texas July 29. You're making Carlos Miller. That's right. I'm coming down there We're gonna be a crack Make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me if you didn't go to church today. Don't worry. We got you It's a blessing that's gonna come through here, too The church ain't number three or more people anybody ever been know that Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be it might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing In here done caught a hood blessing before Like when you driving home and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit Then they hit the light and just scoot on besides. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good Blessing right there. Is it the end of the day? 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