 What's up guys on sports and like conduct gabry here to talk sports with you You know each week every week we say what the hell is gonna happen with And usually things like this happened the day after the show But guess what Aaron Rodgers blessed us with a little gift and he said I'm a jet the day before I'm gonna give you guys something to talk about. What a guy, you know That's the nicest thing he's done right now. It's like the nicest thing It's finally over Is it though is it over it's just only beginning we say it's fine that chapter is over but the chaos that will ensue because like I Know I'm biased when it comes to anything and everything that happens in the AFC East But like even for somebody who's not a fan of any of these seems like you have to think Like Rodgers is at the end of his career. It's the New York Jets Sometime during this relationship things are gonna go south so like oh Yeah, I'm just I keep on seeing You know Jets fans saying how You know, they have a real shot to win the division now and stuff and like I just I understand the initial overreactions just out of the pure excitement of it all but like I Don't know man. You got to see it first. You know, I need to see We can't you don't win divisions in April Well, everybody thinks that they do everybody think I hate to break it to you guys, but like that's not how it works so and I don't know if Anybody has watched Aaron Rodgers games with this past season Look a little rusty looking like I know there were some issues there But like it's he's not Absolved of any faults or anything as to why they were not good. So Easiest way to put it. Yep. I'm just I'm I'm interested to see how it goes. Do I think That they have potential to be very very good. Yes on paper this Jets team looks good But everybody looks good on paper Like you can I said this about the past last year I'm gonna say it about them this year on paper. They look like they can be a good team But until they start playing actual football games That's as far as I'm going like I'm not gonna sit here and say the Jets are gonna win the division You still got Buffalo to go through by the way Miami made a lot of good moves this offseason like It's not gonna be easy. It stays healthy Who say okay, who's gonna win the AFC East? I'll do a countdown. We'll say Winner of the AFC East three two one Yeah, easy. Okay. There we go. See you guys. Sorry. It's just it's that simple that simple I'm going with the Buffalo Bills until I see the Jets Play an actual football game and that's not to say that they are gonna be bad I've just seen what I needed to see Haven't seen from them. You can't put them over them yet. You just really can't my like my my thing with the Jets is like Yeah, but it sucked to not be able to rag on them because they are actually pretty good Yeah, for sure, but I'm not just saying this as somebody who loves to hate the New York Jets I'm saying this is somebody who has watched watch football for however many years and like That team last year is gonna be very similar They've made some key additions here and there was artist huge. Nicole Hardman is huge especially now that Rogers is coming but like What Rogers are we getting is what I want to know are we getting the guy from last year or are we getting the guy that one back to back MVP's Okay, let's just go through it better quarterback Buffalo or the Jets. I'll go. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the bills Right this very second. It's Josh Allen. You talked about over the the entirety of their careers. Obviously is Aaron Rogers but right now, let's just use This past season as our little launching point like it's Josh Allen and I I hate the bills So saying this is not fun for me, but it's true, right Josh Allen's also going through it right now So maybe he's been going through it for a while So maybe he's over that and he's passed that part of his life and he can focus on them like football Well, I've seen a lot more people talk about it now Well, I think it's it's pretty public now Yeah, in case you guys didn't know Josh Allen is going through a breakup. Um, yeah, it's not a normal breakup I know I'm not gonna say anything about it I mean, if you know, you know, like if you don't know by this point, like, I don't know what to tell you It's everywhere. It's right But yeah, I've seen a lot of a lot of tweets Saying that he's gonna fall off now that he's he's single but then I've also seen a lot of tweets Going to go crazy it already happened during the season so it doesn't really matter, right? It's old news, but it's just resurfacing. Yeah, and everybody else knows so now it's new So yeah, Josh Allen better than Aaron Rodgers, then you have Garrett Wilson Instifon digs clearly digs is a better wide receiver. Yeah, it's great. Yep. He's great but I Will say though in terms of Like looking at the defense. I do like the Jets defense more than the bills defense It's not by a wide margin but I mean, I maybe I'd give them the upper hand there, but like If you're just gonna stack the entire roster up against each other, I'm so I'm still gonna take Buffalo It's just funny because this is just a convo that we've been having for like three months Yeah, the same thing every day Aaron Rodgers Jets Jets Jets Great. It happened now. Let's see him actually play a football game with them And then that brings me to the next point about this trade like We all knew this was gonna happen So seeing everybody yesterday with like their fake surprise. Oh my god. It's just so crazy guys We've had months to prepare for this on You had months to prepare for this you could bet on their wins Months ago and it's the same as today because we knew it was gonna happen You knew it was gonna happen. You knew that The draft is this week. So it most likely 100 was gonna happen this week. Anyway, why are we surprised first of all But then looking at like the trade package as a whole I saw people saying like Oh my god, like I can't believe like the Jets gave all of this up for him and whatever like It's really I think it's fine for both teams Like not that much. I don't know why I think I think both teams. It's pretty On par for what it should be Like the Packers moved up Two spots in this draft like okay, whatever Um, and then it's that guy That's a big one. I read the guy is a win in and of itself. I think But then the rest of the the picks it's what like a third here a fourth there a conditional second That could be a first if he plays like 65 percent of the snaps Who's to say that happens though like like at the NFL app pushed out the notification saying Oh, rogers traded for multiple first-round picks now. Well, we don't know what you could You watched Antonio Brown walk off the football field. So we could see the same thing here He was traded for a one first-round pick potentially two not multiple Like that's let's I know it was a big deal in the NFL universe yesterday It's big for the league a lot of people are talking about it But like let's come back down to earth a little bit and just be a little Uh truthful about what's going on here. So right I don't know what I mean like I don't think they win more than 10 games though I mean, I think 10. I think 10 games is fine. I think that's being a hundred percent honest Like I think that's a decent amount I don't know them They they fight for the second spot with Miami. I think my 10 wins is field Okay for the afc. It's just super hard. Every team is good. Yeah Well, again, we had this kind of elation every team sucked, but Well, I mean every team should be good 10 wins is nothing to like laugh at but like when you look at the competition and the in the conference like 10 wins, maybe not Maybe not it may not do the trick Okay, okay. I see what you guys are saying a lot, but like you were You're getting a quarterback that it has a super bowl. He's always an MVP Everybody was talking about that it was going to take multiple first-round picks to get this done Like yeah, they there were a lot of picks involved here But let's not act like it's of crazy significance. Like there's five and sixes going around like Cool I don't And they moved you swap two spots in the first I mean If you want to freak out about that go ahead, but I'm not I'm not gonna do it They needed a quarterback. You're not gonna put Zach Wilson out there Toast he's so okay. His time is done. His time's coming on Frickin funny though to see The quote from I want to say it was from like january Robert Sala said that we are gonna ride or die Oh, it's Zach Wilson. He's dead. They're leaving about to die The man's over. Um, yeah, there's a lot of quarterbacks that aren't making it much longer Nope, I uh I'm interested though speaking of quarterbacks that aren't gonna make it much longer His pack is the next josh rosin. Um, he might be might be even worse Listen josh rosin man. They talk about somebody who Who everybody he was like the draft darling going into it and then the day the draft hit everybody was like, okay Why is it falling? Why is the quarterbacks that might not make it much longer? Zach Wilson at the very top Malik. Well, it's up there. Clearly why we saw him fall He's okay hot take adding somebody to this list Dak Prescott His time's running out too Yeah, it's not looking too good I'm just interested to see what What's going on Zeke's already see you How much longer are we gonna play this game with dak? Because it's already been what six seven eight years whatever the hell it's been What I mean, what do we have to show for it? Um printed there has been injuries in there and stuff and I understand that but this is This is a what have you done for me lately league? Nobody gives a shit about injuries Unfortunately, but that's the truth Um see the amount of talent in the afc that's like with malik willis Should they give up on him this early? Or I don't know. I think the way the quarterbacks are going now you show up you play well if you don't you're out of there I don't see quarterbacks developing that much anymore. You know, you're either good or you're not Yeah, that like sucks because some people could have potential later on like josh allen developed a little bit. Yeah But like sucked his first year man I have a lot of a lot of questionable tweets from that season That I probably shouldn't go back and scrub saying that he's like a boss that he sucks and stuff because it his first His first two years like it he wasn't good And then it's just he put it together and now he's Who he is now still I mean he's still he's very good still yet to really do anything in the post season obviously but Right, but like how many other quarterbacks are going to win you games at all right now That's looking pretty slim. We can trade like if he wants mine and we'll take him We can figure that one out. I'm sure right You have no problem with that add add mac jones to the list of quarterbacks. It will not be playing much longer I don't think that that's out of the realm of possibility I do think Again, and we've had this conversation before but I do think the bill of brian factor is there and will be helpful But if this doesn't work, then we might be looking at A change of some sort which would Lead to a very very interesting Conversation right about draft capability And what not not by me I'm not going to go out and say that the old dude can't draft because I've I've seen it for far too long To know that yeah, there may be some blips, but Overall pretty damn good But it's already already a topic of conversation amongst um Those of us who pay attention to them being the patriots. Um, we continue the DAC talk I have a question for everybody involved here. Who would you rather have today as your quarterback? Jared gough DAC press got And I think that's a difficult question It is I I would give DAC this light edge, but not not a lot not by a lot at all Because detroit seems to like gough a lot. I like gough. I don't think he's terrible He had a yeah, he had a great year last year. He's also been through a pretty like tumultuous career you start with Fisher and like You expect things to do To go up from there and like it doesn't always work. Um I mean he took the he brought the Rams to a Super Bowl, which DAC's never going to see that he's never going to make it there. I don't think so man like As much as Jerry would like to say That you know The cowboys this is the year that's cowboy like it's not every single year. So don't even worry. Just say For the next one every single year of my life. I've heard that and What What's happened? Nothing. I don't I'm not I'm gonna Shit, this is tough. I want to say I want to give DAC just the slight edge But I mean, I can't deny goffs. I'm going I'm going with my lions and I'm gonna take Mr. Goff speaking of the lions Yeah, they got a little bit of trouble a little bit of trouble. Yeah, which I mean you guys have all Seen what happened and stuff, but I want to pinpoint this one thing that I think is a little interesting that Uh, we have a lions fan here and we were just at their house the other night and Poked a little fun at the situation And we said it's pretty interesting that when they Gave like their press release about the players that they released and you know those that they did in like Jamison's not gonna get released. Obviously. No, he's not gonna get way too fucking good to do that Oh, they'd be stupid to do that. But the guys who aren't as good See a quick quick cut of the cord you're out of here But like I guys come on you can't you saw what happened with ridley You know that this is something that as it becomes more prevalent They're going to crack down on more and more Especially if it's in your rule book that you can do this And they make they make sure they make sure to tell them what they can and can't do and they they make it pretty clear Yeah but I'm I think jason's gonna be good Maybe I mean we'll see he gets a Couple extra weeks at rest. Maybe that maybe that helps. Um Yeah, he does so maybe maybe that will help I don't know, uh Yeah, he's he's good. I think he's gonna be fine uh I just If I was a lions fan, I'd be Obviously bummed that this is happening and stuff, but I'd be a little bit more concerned now that like That division's wide open now. It's basically yours for the taking I don't think it does that much to them Is it kind of embarrassing? Sure But It might do it might just depend on like when that schedule gets gets released what those first six games look like because if that Probably it if that's the easier half of the schedule like yeah, okay, really not that big of a deal But if it's a last reading Yeah, that's true. I mean you only played what two games But now I mean you lost depth in seaface So I don't know we'll see We shall see but moral of the story guys if it's against the rules, just don't do it regardless of what it is Just it's not that hard I don't know. I don't know What else what else we got? Jalen hurts jalen hurts jalen hurts jalen hurts was the first one to get paid out of the quarterbacks. I'm happy for the guy Give him his money Also give us our flowers because like we obviously said that this was gonna happen Not that it was really surprising, but we've been saying this for months I said that you would be the first that they would go first. Yeah, eagles are smart They'll go first. They'll give him the money. Is he the highest paid right now? Yes, yes, but will he be in like a year? No, because Joe burrow is gonna say run up the money or run me my check. I know everyone's like, oh, he's gonna take a little friendly deal Be so for real guys. He's not gonna do that like And they picked up his his fifth year today like I just I want to know What I think he'll get a contract by the end of the summer Joe Yeah, yeah, I think he will but an offer or he will agree to a deal Well, see that's different That one's a little different there and lies the problem here How much guaranteed money is he gonna want? Well, how much should how much did you like it all of it? No, right? No, he didn't get all of it. You got 200 guaranteed Something like that somebody can somebody uh go find that for us and drop it in the comments real quick Just so we make sure we get our numbers right here. Um, he's the highest paid player in the nfl though Mm-hmm And I have I have just one comment about what he said When they asked him about the guaranteed money they said, um Like what are your thoughts on not taking the most guaranteed money? Well, it doesn't really matter because they gave you the most money ever right all together and he said He said and I respect him for saying this even though he lied to us and everybody aided up And before I say it again, he deserves all the money. He deserves everything But he said it's not about the money. It's about winning championships You just lost in the super bowl and you became the highest paid player in the nfl Both completely okay. Here we go. This is like the freaking erin judge thing during his contract negotiations where he said It's not about the money. It's about my legacy like bro. You just got 360 million dollars You're gonna tell me it's not about the money right like you just signed that real quick They said here you go will give you more than anybody else is offering you which I would do the same thing Not saying that that's bad. No, I mean get get whatever you can get for your services a thousand percent. Well, like don't I mean It's just money dumb right saying that it's not about the money But you're the highest paid player in the nfl is like really funny. But again happy for you It's just funny and the fans are eating it up. They're like, yeah, he didn't want guaranteed money Okay, but he's still the highest paid player I'm like He's still got a lot of guaranteed money anyway. Yeah So what are we doing here? What are we talking about? Man, it was it was just so funny to me because I you know, I have to see about guaranteed money every day in my freaking life Yeah, well, um, I saw Some speaking of that guy I saw some outlet some media outlet today post their best quarterbacks and the amc I'll put him at number five. They put him at five He could be five. Maybe if he plays like he did two years ago, but that was two years ago Exactly. I'm not putting the guy anywhere based off of two years ago I'm putting Justin herbert at like nine the disrespect criminal absolutely disrespect This is a pro herbie show I will not stand out. Yeah, so give the man some money next You is he get paid before herbert you think or for before borough? Oh, he'll take a deal probably before him for sure. I think so too. I think he take less. He's I think so too But I mean he probably should be paid less compared to jaylon herds Or you know, but I like hasn't hasn't won a playoff game, you know Not that we need to be reminded of that because it's not necessarily all his fault but That jaguar's game Not great No great And my my fire brandon staley campaign obviously was unsuccessful but new offensive coordinator, so maybe Maybe he'll see a new thing. He'll just like take over maybe Probably not but maybe Ownership will realize that kellen moor is probably the better suited to run this football team than staley and staley will be like a week seven fire That'd be cool Probably not. I mean probably not but it just sounds it sounds cool for me as the Fake charger stand that I am That'd be really cool so What else? Holy shit red socks are up seven nothing. Surely they won't blow that lead like they did last night Did they? Oh, yeah, they were up For nothing chris ale decided to start like tipping pitches and he started to let let it let it fly Got it jaren diran just hit a grand slam Wow Talk about a bounce back For this guy. That's nice an emergence. I should say Um, can I do a quick little baseball thing? Go ahead. It's really quick. Um My baseball team is falling apart in all different ways. Oh, yeah every every pitching Well, we don't have any pitchers. We don't have any starting pitchers right now erin savalli Heard his arm tristan mckenzie can't pitch until june Oh, yeah, shame beaver's gotta go Actually, this is what i'm gonna use this two seconds for Cleveland guardians need to trade shame beaver now Get him out Get him on the road. He's gotta go. Do you want do you want cori cluber back because absolutely not? I don't want cori cluber back. We don't want him either shame beaver's gotta go trade him now It's not gonna be worth it. We're not gonna pay him 300 million dollars. No one should pay him 300 million dollars if we're being honest He can't throw a fastball Above 91 You know why because he was a sticky stuff merchant I know the truth comes out He's a disaster Karen check we already knew he's a disaster Ship them off to japan with bower. They can go have a party and give us all the young guys. We have like Five pitching prospects that are in the top 100 super good. We just had one come up He had eight strikeouts in his debut gave up one run. We want look how easy that was Bring the rest up. Fuck those guys out. They give up bombs every day. Bring up the young guys It can't go any worse, you know, just follow the formula I mean try it. Maybe we don't have anybody all of our pitchers are hurt Uh, the pitchers that we do have suck the one that pitched jester cow Quattro poor guy gets a line driving the shin two games in a row I can't watch that I can't watch that But our division is terrible. Anyway, so we still have a chance Red Sox are Currently in the basement. So I have nothing to say about that. Hey, well, we play each other I think this weekend next weekend this weekend. I don't know. Yeah this weekend. I think Two loser teams go only fun. Who can suck the most? Oh Man, what is that three game series? Who sucks more we go red Sox Yankees and I'm like Could be really bad. Could be a really bad stretch. Cool. Cool. Yeah, but bring up the young guys Get rid of the old people shame either pack your bags Congrats on the wedding We'll send you a gift on the way out. That's all I got Let us know your registry where you're you know registered at and shit will buy you like a toaster He's a california guy. Send him somewhere out there and give us something back. Give us oh tony easy. Yeah, there you go Straight up who says no, right? I'm not saying no Oh man The angels too. I Well, he needs if there's someone that needs saved from sports and shohei o tony and I know that um He's better off somewhere else The boss in red Sox he is better off with the boss in red Sox Anywhere except like oakland or the white Sox or the royals or the tigers. Oh speaking of oakland Slash soon to be vegas What do we think about that? I know it was inevitable. It was yeah Long term coming more so Because oakland has just been like a black hole for baseball for the last However, what 10 15 years just it hasn't been good. They've had a good season here or there but Whatever, but what's it gonna be like in vegas because You saw once the football team moved to vegas They you know took to him really well the hockey teams fans are absolutely insane Okay, this is what they need to do They need to make the whole outfield a bar Sections clubs lights music. I don't know get people going Get people to want to go to baseball. Well, they have at Allegiant they have in the I believe it's the far End zone they have like a it's like a win club where you can get bottle service and like book a table and stuff like that I'm sure maybe that's already like a party like the like the um like stadium swim. There we go now. We're talking like the jags But uh cleaner less. Yeah, less florida more high class More yeah more high class more Vegas pool party. Yeah, it's not really classy either, but like It's a little better than florida Yeah, it's better than florida. I will say A stadium swim concept would be cool because that place isn't sane Uh, yeah, it's I've been there. It's fun. Oh, yeah No, I would I would like to See, I mean it's not for another it's what 20 27 That the land would be or the stadium would be ready So still a ways to go, but like Interesting. Yeah, they're not going to sell tickets for like two years concept years there man man the ace They're bad. They're bad. Oh You know, I've seen some bad sports and they're Right up there. Yeah Yeah, they're uh, they're run differential is what like Minus 100 something. Uh, yeah It's so bad They're getting blown out like 20 to nothing every other day Feel bad feel bad for the fans, but like I genuinely I don't know that for them. I don't think I know anybody who Ever was or still is an ace fan just because of the absolute disaster nose dive that they've had Um Oh, see this here goes here goes my guardians again. What's going on with the guardians can't score runs. Listen I'm gonna be honest guys. I don't know what's wrong But when you're down when you're down six nothing after the second inning, do you even want to score runs? I'm like fuck this guy that's pitching out there. Why am I working today? I would feel like Uh, that's that's how this I feel like bring up again bring up the young guys. Maybe people will be excited to play Yeah, get rid of the med Bring in the young ones. I don't know. I'm not the coach Terry Francona down the street is also he's fucking motorcycle broke. So he had to walk Oh, so that's probably why we suck man She's a little tired. So his decision-making was a little questionable He lives what like two feet away But he had to walk there so Poor guy. I know I feel I feel so bad. I feel so bad for the guy, but Hmm Shall we talk playoffs shall we get into some playoffs you want to be mad or do you want to do something fun first? Uh, let's do something fun first. Okay. I don't know how this is going to work guys But this could be fun for us and for you guys to do it along with us Uh, maybe each week we propose like two or three really quick questions Give an answer clip it for tiktok. Take your guys's answers put it on there with it And have some fun videos where you guys can interact with On the name of content I only I have three questions easy ones fun ones. I want to know your guys's answer Can I answer them too? Because yeah, I'm asking it you say it first or we can both go My first one I have for you guys most overrated superstar in all of sports Ever now I feel like we might have the same answer here as long as your answer. Is it lebron james No, it's not if your answer isn't lebron james. We might have the same answer Okay, uh, do you want to go at the same time? I don't know if it's going to be the same answer though Let's go at the same time and then if it's different. Let's explain. Okay three two one Oh I thought you were gonna go with Derek jeter. Oh, shit That's good. That's a good one. I I thought you were gonna go that way but erin rogers. Sure. Yeah, but I'm going with derek jeter because um Like we said before Wasn't even the best shortstop on his team. No the best shortstop on his team had to move to third base like come on Oh, he the only reason oh Yeah, no, you're you're a thousand percent correct. That's derek jeter was good. Derek jeter was great Yeah, whatever. Good guy. No, well not a good guy, but overrated Overrated rated. Okay. Uh, I said erin rogers because And I saw this tweet yesterday and it kind of just ties into um My my answer They everybody's saying all the packers had back-to-back hall of fame quarterbacks from 92 to 2023 and well How many rings we have to show for it fellas? two one per okay Congrats I mean, I don't I don't want to sit here and listen to you say discredit tom brady For whatever thing you can pull out of thin air to discredit him for and then tell me that Your goat is erin rogers. I don't think anybody's goat should be erin rogers. Do I think he's a great football player all time? Yeah But I think people get a little too excited with him like The the individual accolades and stuff cool. Yeah back-to-back MVP is cool. Like I'm not saying he's not good Just he's he's not that guy In comparison to the other people that we can talk about being the guy specifically tom brady now granted he's more athletic than brady, but like Okay. Yeah, but that doesn't mean wins athletic doesn't equal wins. Your breeze is more athletic than tom brady. What does he have to show for it? aside from junk You know single season passing records and whatever cool whatever overrated to me But Derek's usually a real fucking good answer. That's I like Yeah, he's he's overrated the only reason why people hype him up is because he was an attractive man that was good at baseball playing in new york city And not a track to me, but somebody else And I mean for him to say that the whole gift bag thing for his little Oh, what a man for real. Just say you were buying women's Chanel bags. People would respect you more Yeah, I would respect you so much more if you came out and said yeah, man I was a player But just buying these girls designer things as like a thanks or whatever like Don't don't say no. Don't we all know it's true Okay, let me go to my next one Yeah Okay sports themed tattoos. Are we in or are we out? I'm so far out. It's not even funny. I'm out. I'm out. I don't care what it is. I don't care if it's just a logo I don't care if it's after you win Um, but again your body your choice you guys can do whatever you want to do I am not going to personally Out where I draw the line hard. You can't pass this line at all Uh premature super ball tattoos premature basketball Finals, uh straight to hell Get out of here. Do not come back Get out of here. You wasted your money and you wasted my time and you wasted their time in their season Last year that kid that got the the banner for the Celtics to win the finals That didn't happen. So what did somebody do this year? Oh I'll get the same thing but for 2023 instead Get out of here go I don't I don't want it I don't want to deal with that because it never Never bodes well. I think I've seen one person In my history of being online doing sports stuff Get well get a Whatever I think it was a super bowl tattoo Get a super bowl tattoo before the super bowl and have it pan out well once When odell beckham jr. Got traded to the Cleveland browns a man went out of his way wasted all of his dollars to get a brown super bowl tattoo What have you ever seen the browns in the effing super bowl in the same sentence? Never out when you're talking about that again When you're like making bathroom jokes, maybe but like right that's about it. Yeah um also like Living in boston for the few years that I did I've seen enough really really bad Sports there's so many and again like if you guys want to get those go ahead Yeah, I mean I don't want any cool ones your skin cool like kobe Bryant ones. Those are look cool I'm not getting it. I know somebody whose cousin has like their whole back Done. It's like a mural of tv garden and stuff like that and it looks really cool But like I said, I've also seen somewhere they've got the old school pat the patriot on it And he looks like he's cracked out like Racked out patriot like If that's if that's what you want to do more power to you. Who are we to say? No um But I will not you will not catch me getting any sort of sports logo or anything. I thought I thought about You know getting the roman numerals of like all the paths super bowls tattooed, but then I thought to myself like I Kind of lame Uh, you want to you want to hear my kind of lame tattoo? I have a fucking white ink ohio on my wrist guys. I got this when I was at ohio Can you see it? You probably can't even see it barely. It's there. It's there if you guys it's right here somewhere right there hammered 19 years old on ohio states After they played like michigan, so um Um Do you blame me? Yeah, I do blame myself a little bit. Like it wasn't my best. I wasn't at my best Wasn't my best state to make that decision. So do you blame me? Yeah, actually? Yeah, we do Here they go through another run. That's the one thing I Will credit like I have two tattoos and they're both You know wicked meaningful about family and whatnot I've never thought And I've had plenty of opportunities at college and stuff because I had friends that bought like tattoo guns off of fucking amazon Oh, I've gotten a tattoo to do like a stick and poke and stuff Yeah, I got one on my toe. It was a smiley face on the bottom of my effing toe Uh during covet when we were all just like man drunk in our apartment That's the one thing I I will say I have never done is like a A janky like at home tattoo It appears like I've pierced myself in my ears before like I've all girls I thought that I feel like my toe my toe tattoo is kind of gone. I had to look to see if it's still there But it's kind of gone But it was just a smiley face on the bottom of my toe. Was it a bad decision? No because nobody could see it Yeah, whatever. Who cares Sport says who's no uh No, sorry Sorry guys Okay, last one last one then we'll go to basketball What is the absolute worst stadium in existence right now? arena I we could go that I've That I've been to or just in general just in general We could go really easy go really low hanging fruit the easiest one right now and say the Oakland Coliseum, but that's a boring answer. That's what I was gonna say It is boring though. That's like that's the easiest and see this is where I'm going right here FedEx field you need to break your kneecap or shit falls on you from the freaking Pipes above you in the stands. Yep bad Tropicana is a good one too that place gotta go I'm gonna I'm gonna say in my life. Have you been to my life is also bad that life sucks. Yep They have good chicken fingers though, so like I'll give them a couple points for that but like everything else Just not it's not not great No My life FedEx field both really bad Um The FedEx field I would say is just bad in general because the players you don't know if you're coming out of there You don't know if you're gonna make it That's claimed a lot of knees Sure has Maybe uh with this new ownership though, that'll be the first thing to get a little better That'd be good for them I mean, I it truly can't get any worse. So right Yeah, I'm trying to think of what else I've been to a bark lays I've been well, I've never been I've been to bark lays for a hockey game when the islanders were still playing there And I know it wasn't built to be a hockey arena. It was strictly built for basketball. I understand that But they still had a professional hockey team play there for a while horrible like the jumbo tron was like Completely off-center. It just it was one of the worst hockey experiences of my entire life. Um pay course pretty bad I've never been there It's I believe you it's not good. They have awful chili No sign they have literally no signs to get to where your seats are. It's written in chalk On cement near the bottom. Yeah, like you're walking to find your seat and it's like in like black chalk to find where your seats are Who's pay core is that since natty? Yeah, okay? It's bad. It's pretty bad. Okay. The chili thing makes more sense now The in-game experience is great The stadium itself. Oh, hold on hold on hold on. What is this underrated shit stain is fenway. No matter history can save it Absolutely not the worst take you could ever have in your entire. I like fenway fenway park Is incredible Everything about it is incredible. Yeah, it's old But it's amazing everything about it is awesome the fact that it's in a little neighborhood with all the bars around it and stuff that's great the fact that There's I mean there are a couple bad seats in those because you block my poles and stuff But like that just adds to the charm of it being a hundred and whatever years old Like, you know, what's wrong Yankee stadium Like stadium is a mausoleum the most boring. I feel like I am walking into an actual cemetery it's just everything's gray and cement and just It's awful It's awful. I genuinely feel like I'm in like church or something like I can't talk too loud Or some old person is going to yell at me For being disrespectful like that's how it feels the white socks stadium is pretty bad. Yeah, the white socks definitely could be better They definitely could be better. Um, I've seen worse But they could be better Yeah, there is nothing around it. It's just kind of there in a parking lot. Yeah I haven't been too wriggly. I've been outside of wriggly. I've never been a wriggly either. I want to go so bad But outside I have like PTSD from a world series that we didn't win so I kind of don't I get that. Um, the neighborhood itself I went The summer during 2020 when things were like low-key starting to open up um And I I I mean I can only imagine what a baseball game there is like because the the whole wrigglyville neighborhood is just so fun There's so much personality A ton of good food we ate our way around wrigglyville. It was awesome So that's on my my bucket list for sure. Maybe the summer before I fly away for the summer Now I won't agree with the red socks take but I will agree that camden is awesome That one is that one is a truthful one. I love camden. Love the food great ballpark. I had a great time there. Um It's great Maybe next week we'll do a best one. We'll keep it at that. Yeah This uh, I just I just can't get over that fun my take. That's horrible. It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life Uh, anyway, all right Basketball, shall we? Yeah, NBA playoffs. Here we go. Um, we have a lot to talk about. It's going on Unfortunately, I needed to stop. Um, my happiness is at the bottom. Uh, shout out to the Boston Celtics though Going off having a great. I mean Where's the the game's probably the game's probably going. Yeah, it started already I knew I should have grabbed the remote and brought it over here Trying the tv on whatever. Um, yeah, Boston Celtics man finishing off. Hopefully hopefully finishing it off tonight um Against atlanta and atlanta. I mean they've They're a fine team for the seven seed like they've put up a decent fight But they're without the jontae marie tonight So Yeah, like every issue that they've had is very prevalent, you know Like you don't know if you're gonna still have tray young there. It kind of seems like they're not all together We knew that from the start, but it's looking kind of bad Yeah, this I wouldn't be surprised if this was tray young's last game as a member of the atlanta hawks Which is crazy, you know I think that's so crazy the whole the whole Trey and luka thing right now If you would have told us back when they were drafted that this was going to be The situation now great great players Two terrible teams. Oh, the hawks aren't terrible. That that was dramatic hawks are okay Good, not pretty better. Yeah, it could be better, you know um but Then you look on the opposite end of the spectrum From the celtics and you look at the lakers And what the lakers are doing to Love it the grizzlies now. I think I've been a grizzly hater for a while You have you are like one of the og grizzly haters. I was just they just annoyed me. They just annoyed me I hated everything they were doing they were making fun of my team which people should make fun of my team But they shouldn't yeah, they shouldn't you guys so I have A lot of opinions on this grizzly's team and just this series as a whole And it all boils down to dylan brooks All of it worse sports villain of all time Not even good at it. He's not even good at it. Not even good at it. At least commit to the mid Exactly. Thank you so much for him to come out and you know, say all that shit about lebron calm old and whatever And then to get punked the way he did back to back And then say i'm not talking to the media You better talk you better have something to say you had something to say this whole time And now you want to shut up you haven't shut up all season long and now you're finally getting a taste of your own medicine And now you want you don't want to you're too scared now. Oh, okay dylan brooks. What were you doing before that? I I respect the sports villains out there who talk a lot of shit and then are able to Continue that shit talking when maybe things aren't going all that well for them Has dream on green been kind of annoying sometimes? Yes. Yeah, we all agree with that. But does he keep going? Oh, he won't stop. He'll never stop. He's gonna give that up I respect him. I respect him for not backing down Say and just keep going like dylan brooks, man It it's just it's embarrassing actually like he should be embarrassed that he Of all the people to talk shit too. I don't think lebron would be my first choice Yeah, I think that would be in that situation very much near the bottom Um, I'm a noted lebron james hater. This is not new information I've been rooting for the lakers to win this year. Everybody should root for the lakers against everything. I believe in Everything I hate it. I hate every second of it But I don't want to watch the skizzleys team win because they are just insufferable Top to bottom Okay, I'll say this because I know that you don't like lebron and you will never go away from that You will not you're not going to go out of your way to say all these nice things about him right now Do you want the grizzlies to lose? Yeah, sure. Are we going to give lebron flowers? I will I mean you played great last night. Like I'll I'll say it Last night was awesome. There are people talking right now. They're like, oh my god I can't believe lebron james is that good at basketball guys He's fucking 38 years old. Have you not watched that you not watched 2007 when he was taking that scrub team to the finals Did you not watch 2015 to 2018? with those teams like What are we doing here? Are you guys new to the sport or were you just blinders on because you didn't like it? I can get like maybe saying, oh, I can't believe like he's still playing at this level At 38 years old, whatever like okay, whatever But you should be able to believe it. It's just there. It's always been there around james. So, right Yeah, but that just just so there's clarity here though the second that this series over it's about to fuck We're right back to where we started to how I was raised f the lakers So just just so we're clear on that. I'm rooting for the bronx. I don't have anything else to root for right now Yeah, what's going on? Okay, so before the series started I said I hope the cabs win a series That's what I wanted out of the season like one playoff series was going to be it Didn't think they were contenders. We already got over that when I said they need more pieces the bench is shitty Everything that could have went wrong and everything that was a question Absolutely did like there's there's nothing about it that was good. There's nothing about it that's been fun. Um Sweet I can't say that they played good. They played really bad. There's there's no other way to put it I saw your tweets the other day and I it did not look good. Well Okay, so everyone's saying that cleveland media is being too harsh on donovan mitchell Donovan mitchell is getting paid a lot of money to play quality basketball and to win playoff games He's one of the best playoff players That we've seen in a very long time. He scored 11 points. He made two points in the second half See exactly there we go. I knew I knew it was bad, but I didn't look at the box score Okay, so he scored two points in the second half of a game that was close We were coming back it was close and you're gonna score two points and he knows it It's not like I'm saying this and he's gonna go and say. Oh, yeah, like fuck everybody. Fuck the fans Fuck this. No, he said after the game. I was terrible. I was awful. I deserved criticism. I could be better I was really bad. But everyone's out here saying we're being so mean to him. Okay, um, he scored 11 points not only that but if you are going to Bring someone in to be your guy star You gotta be that guy. He's gotta be able to deal with that Like he's you have to He has to be able and fans fans especially the fans have to be able to Look at this and say Okay, he didn't perform the way he should he deserves this criticism Jason Tatum. There are some nights where I look at him and I'm like Do better man. Like what are you doing man? You're this you're the guy and you're not acting like the guy right now It's one thing if the Cleveland media Does what the boston media does for example and on nights where he doesn't deserve the criticism that he gets they give it to him anyway but like 11 points in a playoff game You deserve that now donovan mitchell all season phenomenal. He played very well like top Guards, he's great. He was yeah, I can't say anything bad about that He did his job squaring 40 points every night, but we're not seeing that now regular season's over This is a playoff. So you need to do something in the playoffs And you're just not And it's I don't think it's insane to be upset about an 11 point playoff performance In the night you're a star point guard like he scored like 20 something I mean 20 points is great But if you score 40 points consistently game after game after game 30 some points You cannot change that in the postseason. That's how your team is winning If you take yourself away, who's going to score those points? This okay, so this comment is perfect The only time I want to see donovan mitchell have 11 points Is if another starter had 40 plus and he has 12 plus assists happen with dairies garland and they won They won that game. He's not contributing points wise at least contribute on the assist At least contribute on the board like something something else, but he was doing absolutely zero nothing god awful And again, sweet. I think he's great. I think he's a great player He's really good However, what you did in the regular season does not matter now that's uh Personally would love it if the calves could figure the shit out and because all these videos I keep seeing of nixmans and stuff dude. They're so fucking annoying. I've had it. I've had it Your next man. I'm sorry, but like man you gotta like just relax the tweets last night They were saying like I can't believe we're gonna go to the eastern conference finals now because the heat one I'm like shut up. Come on jimmy. Oh, i'm sorry I'm sorry the heat the heat that are beating the living hell out of the number one seed where oh my goodness Perfect day for our resident bucks man to not be here Speaking of the milwaukee bucks and the miami heat Just complete beautiful timing for him to not be here. That's this one. I'll tell you why I'll tell you exactly Why this is happening? Have you ever heard of the cleveland browns and have you ever heard of their owner? Jimmy has them jimmy has them has been with the bucks for how many games? Oh, let's see Four water is what is it three one right now four four games. Yeah Jimmy has them has been with that team for four games and look at the disaster that's already happening He's cursed. Um, I also would like to go back to the plan when I said that I am afraid of the miami heat And they're good. I had friends and I had other people saying Why they haven't been good all season blah blah blah blah like they're lucky to be uh, uh A play-in team This is why I'm afraid of the miami heat people. Hello, jimmy fucking butler was unconscious last night Put up the best Statistical performance in miami heat playoff history which is which is pretty significant. Look at the players They've had lebron de way chris bosh ray allen That's fucking nuts So if if I were nix fans and i'm sitting here getting too big for my britches I would take a big step back and worry about one getting this done Before anything else And then I would not look past the miami heat boy because you might still be even playing the bucks Who knows who knows who knows maybe yannis goes on a tear and it ends up being a seven game series and they win In seven games and I don't even doubt that either Like totally possible, but I also just watching how the heat are playing right now Wouldn't be surprised if they wrapped it up next game And I wouldn't be right. I'm glad that The celtics are far away from that just based on how like I'm so much More I would so much more rather play the sixers than The bucks or the heat right now Regardless of what that record looks like. Can we bring it back to nix fans for a second? I just I I said before the series started that they were already being annoying Like I am a sports fan. I like to watch my sports teams play, but I'm not gonna let that Dictate the outcome of my day in my life. Am I gonna be upset that they didn't win? Sure, but like I'm gonna go about my day and do things I have nix fans calling me and texting me like how are you going out with your friends? How are you doing this? Like are you upset? Are you okay? Are you guys okay? You should be they're like you should be shocked. Are you sure you're already like guys? What do you want me to say they play fucking terrible round? First they play bad. I have nothing else to say you can't hurt me team already did like I uh During the eastern conference playoffs last year After you know, the Celtics lost however many games they ended up losing like the day after I would be a little shell shocked But that was the eastern conference finals like right like what guys I'm just gonna go about my day and watch the guardians lose by what like it's the best day Round one like and also this comment is perfect speaking of nix fans. They haven't made it out of the first round Yeah, basically our entire lives So like we have a championship More relevant than they do. Yeah Okay, what do you like I I wish you guys well But then and listen I diehards are great for weight for sports We're diehards for our own teams and stuff, but like Act like you've been there. I know I know a lot of them haven't because they're younger But like just pretend I have a this comment Jalen brenton. He's been playing. Well, yeah, he's been playing phenomenal But um, every time I see Jalen brenton, I don't know if anybody else is gonna see this But next time you watch him play Please look at how he runs. Please look at how he plays. He literally looks like hosey ramirez But just a little taller like I'm not kidding. They have the same build in everything They really do they run the same they play the same Hosey is just a little bit shorter. They're like facial features are pretty like they're all the same Yeah, everything about them is the same And that's that's not like an insult or anything It's just like they really do and they're both really good at their sport and they both wear number 11 twins Twins, yeah Oh, man. No, but calves could be better. They're getting bullied out there. Um Poor Jared Allen. He's soft, but we knew that he was soft the man plays fucking pokemon every day Of course, he's gonna get bullied on the basketball court Rob plays pokemon. Maybe they can be friends I mean, he's a nice guy Jared Allen is a really sweet guy I just wanted to rough somebody up a little bit Yeah, he's cute. He's a cutie and I feel bad. He's getting bullied too But like they're more mean to Jared Allen than they are donovan mitchell and I think that's a bit messed up That's mean donovan can handle it Jared Allen, I don't know guys. I really don't know Um, let's look at the other series in the west kings warriors That's fun. It's fun, but i'm a i'm a little bummed Why you went to kings? Yeah, I mean, I don't really care who wins. I've watched the warriors Whip us around for years. I don't really care what they do anymore I'm fed up with the warriors like I I saw a tweet the other day that I think perfectly encapsulates how I feel about them and Regarding one singular player and that's clay thompson Like that's clay thompson always been this fucking annoying or how yeah, he just never really noticed I've noticed. Um, I kind of like I kind of like clay Kind of I mean I like how he plays basketball. I enjoy watching him play basketball. Yeah, also. Oh, that's dick He is a dick. I mean they kind of all are like Dream on obviously that goes without saying right, but but we know they've made my life miserable for years So I've seen it. I've seen it all last year sucked. Um I it just I this can seem is so fun And I think it would just be so good for For basketball as a whole if they made it past the first round But now that deer and fox Basically all but isn't playing the sexy because of a broken like tip of his finger or whatever like It's a bummer Yeah, um, because I want to see the beam a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah You know who's also been playing soft and I don't feel like people are saying it enough I feel bad for talking shit about him, but sobotas has been playing like a baby out there He got his rib cage crushed. He's probably afraid He's fine Oh, he's fine. Oh, man. That that whole thing is just so funny seeing uh like obviously Dremond got in trouble for it as he should have like you You can't do that. Like just the simple laws of bodily physics. Like you weren't just trying to move um So bonus also like I side more what he was covering his head because there were bodies flying all around him But he also wrapped up. Yeah, they were both being dramatic They were but after the fact I saw this tweet too and I looked back at the clip and It's it's so true When dremond is like jawing with the fans and screaming at them and stuff You just see jordan pool next to him just like laughing and nodding his head And he saw the tweet that said he just doesn't want to get punched in the face again So he's going along He's gonna mind his own right there Um business decision. I I respect it I respect that you think nba have do you think they have the most dramatic players out of all the leagues? Oh god, yeah Yeah, I think it's by a large margin. Yeah um Football close second. Yeah, they're pretty dramatic too, but a lot of their drama is more off-field I don't even know if I would really say close second. I think the nba is is This is I mean, this is perfect. The nba is a reality show like yeah pretty much. It really is. Um You have tristan thompson playing so every time I see him on my screen gap. I swear to god jump scare Um, I keep forgetting that he's on the lakers. He gave me he gave me some of the best times in my life in cleveland so, you know what tristan And that you do you do make some Questionable decisions away from the court, but Hey like Whatever man, like that's you like same with josh alan. That's your life. You can make that decision not illegal To be in the streets. It's not illegal to be in the streets but We're all gonna see it Um, no, but like seeing tristan thompson like Just like the corner of his face On when they were like shelled the brawn on the bench Last night, I was like, what the fuck is this guy doing here? And then I remembered and then I remembered his time at the salta because I'm like Uh, you know that kicker asian was court side with her son and had on a tristan thompson jersey You know, he's back in the family easily He's already back I mean Whatever I How dumb can you be like I understand like father of your kid and stuff Well, I think The real drama that's gonna come out soon We don't know the name of the baby of his baby with um Chloe the new one So it's baby t you see t t so i'm like you named the fucking baby tristan The baby's tristan number two So they're not gonna tell us yet I think that's the baby's name and it's gonna be dramatic and we're all gonna freak out It's just gonna go a part of their little plan that they have again And then he's gonna cheat on her again But yeah, well, they're never really together. They're just there for the these Oh, what a guy what a guy And then I keep forgetting uh, jordan is with carly anthony towns like he's soft too These guys I just I don't know. I don't understand how the biggest men on the floor are the softest ones I don't get it I admittedly have watched A total of maybe five minutes of the t wolves nugget series and like I just I have no desire. I really don't it's just not It's the timber wolves like Are just you know the timber wolves, but like I I don't really like Yolk itch all that much Um, like he's good, of course. Yeah, he's good. He's really good I don't dislike him, but he's just not doing anything for me. Yeah, but yeah, that's probably a better like I just don't care I mean, I like mb because he's drama Yeah, yeah, well it's drama um that uh Listen seltics seltics finish up this series. This next series is going to be a Doosie I'm gonna love it wise. I'm gonna love it. I'm gonna love it. I'm gonna love it I'm excited for that Yeah, me too because I like to watch both teams. So I'm gonna watch every single game Can't wait And then on the other end of the sector and we've got gav watching hockey now I'm a brood fan guys. Yeah, we got her I I don't have any I tried the blue jackets Guys, that was awful. Um, I don't do hockey and if I'm gonna do hockey. I want to have fun So this is where we're at Here we go Now um better time to jump on than now If we want to do a really quick baseball, I know we did some baseball. I just want to put this out here The pittsburgh pirates guys They're a great baseball team This is a fun baseball team. Um, I hate pittsburgh in another way Football that's fine doesn't really matter, but they're a baseball team I love it andrew mccutchen bringing the city back together people are going to the ballpark one of the prettiest ballparks In mlb. It's great to see. Um, I've been high on the pirates for a minute My favorite player on the pirates broke his ankle Yeah, but they're still doing it and brad rattles just signed a hundred million dollar contract today So bob nutting is committing to the team finally for once they are Out of the question with the teams that haven't spent a hundred million dollars Well, this goes into my little my note that I put in our little show doc The teams that are just absolutely crushing it right now like sitting atop The their divisions and whatnot all have the lowest payrolls so Maybe maybe it's not always about How many billions of dollars the Yankees are spending or the dodgers or the right hydra is like Maybe maybe it's just you know Guys that just like to play together like to play the game I know but it's cool. It's cool to see like the Tampa Bay Rays have not even lost five games yet, which is insane but The pirates are fun. I like I like the pirates. I wish O'Neill cruise Um, obviously didn't get hurt because he's just electric He's the massive a human being at shortstop. It's hysterical to see and he just hums the ball It's crazy 100 miles an hour without even trying So maybe when his ink was a little better and they're still in first place, it'll be exciting for the playoffs Well, so he he should be back. What july june july Something like that. Yeah, I think What about you know, I'm rooting I'm rooting for them because I think it's fun to see them be good at baseball Yeah Richel will get hurt and miss 10 starts. I mean I'd say that about anybody it's like 50. So like I Don't think that's really going out on a limb, but Let's just like we're rooting for a good time. Yeah, dabs are hot. We're just we're just trying to have fun We're keeping them up. April baseball in reality doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but like it's fun so Um, did we get into xfl at all? I actually have watched a few xf l games specifically the seattle games Just because I josh gordon's on that team You and I both love josh gordon. So i'm gonna watch um Really fun Really really fun. I i've watched i probably like three or four games. Maybe I've had a great time every single time. I want to go to one. I want to go to like dc So they're dc and seattle are playing each other in the playoffs. They're pretty rowdy now so and Seattle like all of the fans in seattle like wear it like dragon costumes and stuff. It looks awesome They all just have different variations of like dragon Stuff so yeah, the fans are dedicated. It's very cool. It seems like uh It's finally getting the recognition that After the last couple of times they kind of hoped that they would But it's cool. And I I truly had a lot of fun watching it So what else? Um Hockey, I mean Bruins or the Bruins Uh the maple leaves and tampa bay are kicking the shit out of each other I'm actually pretty surprised at what toronto is doing right now. I got a hockey thing. I got a hockey thing. Um Tampa bay, guess what guess what happened to them? They gave a player a jersey a football player jersey Did a little video. You can guess what happened to that team Lost Overtime maybe the player last night. Uh, the player is world renowned quarterback baker mayfield Okay, should have seen that one coming. Yeah, so I gave him a jersey that went downhill real fast. So maybe let's not do that one again Yeah, um, yeah, they were up, uh four one last night lost in overtime five four, so Yeah, so I blame him. I there's no one else you can blame there everybody was blaming him too. So Good start. Good start to your tampa bay tenure Baker may you have two strikes already saying you're Never going to be tom brady, but you'll try your best dumb even to Do that now the hockey team good good stuff Yeah, stuff now. He just has to go to a A race game and then they're just gonna drop like 10 games in the next couple of weeks um God, okay. I have one more basketball, right? I'm sorry. I forgot about this. But I just really So the calves are down three three to one. Okay We see LeBron James is not walking through the door He's not walking it. He's not saving us guys. Pack it up. Get ready for baseball season Pack your bags. Don't talk about the football teams. They don't even have a pick till day three. Maybe I don't know. They're terrible Just just just watch the game stop doing the three one tweets. I'm gonna lose my mind We don't have LeBron James. I used that same line on a pats fan today. They commented on my last tech talk about like the afc east and stuff and said, oh like Let me know when miami has as many super bowls and division wins as new england I said, I'm literally a patriots fan. He's like, oh, then you should be knowledgeable enough to Or like more knowledgeable than this. I'm like, I'm knowledgeable enough to know that living in the past Uh is not cutting it anymore It's not gonna make this team better. It's not gonna get this team back to where they were Tom Brady's not walking through that door Now if LeBron James walked through the door tomorrow and said, I want to play for the calves. Sure We're winning. There we go. We're winning it all. We're going to the finals. It's easy as that Who really are we to say no to that to the the two greatest players in their sports if they decided to come home I mean Okay, sure But it's not happening. So like I'm starting to Get like real annoyed when it comes to pats fans like that like I love Celebrating the championships that I've seen like the all of the winning years in my lifetime and stuff But I also can set aside that and realize like that doesn't make fuck all of a difference right now That's not going to make mac jones gonna do for us play off winning quarterback Like it's it's it's not going to do it's not going to do anything So like it's like yankees fans like when the yankees fans are losing They drop the 27 rings thing when pats fans are are losing you and pats fans get any type of shit talk back to them They say oh, well kiss the rings like we can't do that anymore like We're projected to finish last in the division like we can't we can't do that You can't talk don't set yourself up for even worse time then it's already going to be just Embrace the fact that yeah Kind of suck right now And then it's fine The Red Sox sucked for a few years and then they won a world series So yeah, you just take it takes a little bit of time so it's like sucked like six years ago seven years ago look at them now they've final the last four eastern conference finals Finals last year like it's okay to be bad And I know it's new for all of us, but it's okay Yeah, something you got to go through it a little bit builds character. Um, just like the Texans just like the tech Oh my god. Oh, how did we skip this? We're almost done guys. I'm sorry We're all we're almost done just like the Texans said, uh, let me read you word for word so we can get it all out Um, let me get on my phone. I'm almost there just like they said Sometimes you got to be terrible Um, no, there's not an option. It's a necessity Every Oh my god, every misstep is a lesson learn every setback a chance to grow stronger embrace the struggle And become unstoppable that tell us that you're not drafting a quarterback Is that what you're trying to say? Houston Texans or did your girlfriend break up with you? Which one is it? This is I don't know if they expect people to be like motivated by this Because we've all seen what's been going on down there over the last however many years like we know That you have been very bad like not good um You don't have to do the motivational quote like this is not going to make it better for your fans It's not going to make it better for you Like just just don't drop the quarterback and don't say anything and I think it'll go over better than giving us this 3am cry for help snapchat story no, uh, no little like cool gothic font and Any type of motivational whatever is going to Or shouldn't at least make fans of that franchise optimistic about what's going on about what has been going on So What was the goal here that I want to know like what what did they What did the pr team hope to achieve when they said to the social media team? Okay? Here's this we're going to tweet this out make sure it looks good and whatever like Dumb very dumb very bad very let's never do that one again. Yeah Just draft just go to the draft do what you want to do Speaking of go home Speaking of very bad, and then we can get into our our final little segment of the show Cardinals uniforms Yeah, the cardinals uniforms like I said they look like a stock uniform you can order from an east bay magazine Yeah, your little pee-wee football team in like 2005. Yep. That's a thousand percent right like they just copied and pasted Any red white and black college football team? Ohio State Blackout there you go the photo of um I don't know whoever was there is number two. I said you pulled jk dobbins out from Ohio State to do that Like what like I I look like Utah. I tweeted this out and it it's Exactly what the latest? rebrand has been for these new uniforms like this modern minimalist thing Like I understand what they're trying to do, but oh my god. Has it not worked out for anybody the cardinals? Not good Falcons not good Jeff's not as bad Still not good um even the paths like I'll even go so far as saying the patriots like color rush that have turned into their primaries like Kind of boring I I like Like I like the titan stuff where they have the colors and I don't really like the shape I like some other ones Um, I like I like classic classic looks good. You can't mess it up. Yeah packers look good. You can't mess that up Packers bears like great I don't even say the Cleveland Browns going back to their old uniforms looks better than the shitty ones They had before I wish the pats never never Changed to these new color rush ones. I liked like the silver with the pat the patriot on it and stuff like speaking of silver Where did the silver come into these uniforms? Have we seen silver before I I really don't think we have I mean I don't also I don't yikes like I don't think the the Ones that they have Been wearing for the last however many years. We're all that bad. Well, I think they were kind of bad But I don't These ones aren't good either. Um, but also like Every decision they've made over the last year has been a disaster. Not great. Not great. Um, they Live in like they're based in a state with a cool like state flag. Yeah, you have utilize that whatsoever Every team there has some kind of deserty sunset looking Like even the sun Bottom of the barrel arizona coyotes Have a cool shit going on Like the kachinas coyote is so cool And it you know digs the roots back into the land and the history of arizona and whatever and like the natives and stuff The suns the other ones. They do that valley bird city football. The fuck is that? like I just I've been to arizona a couple of times by the way I don't think I've ever seen a card in once. So where does that come from? Roadrunner, can we do a roadrunner? Can we change to something? Uh In the climate something Okay, i'm done ranting um, we have one more thing leading up to The kentucky derby which gab is actually going to i'm going to the kentucky derby guys Just so you know, that's um something way out of my comfort zone. I'm excited. I'm excited to go I'm very excited to go. I just it's just like not something that I would Go myself, but I'm excited because it's like a cool experience. Oh, you're gonna have so much fun um, but we have this little game going on to kind of get everybody in the spirit of The kentucky derby and that would be A horse name or nickname and we're doing this we're doing this because fandall sportsbook First sportsbook app where you can bet on the kentucky derby. Yes So living room from your home that two minutes Put in the bets there we go. So with that being said gab and I have come up with a few Uh names and we are going to try to stump each other whether it is an athlete's nickname Or a racehorse name and I'll be honest with you. I had Way harder of a time coming up with these things than I thought I was going to Um, I'm not gonna know any let's just dive. Let's just dive right in. Do you want to go first? I'll we'll do three each just to make this a little quick Okay, let's let's get it really quick out of the way first one I got for you is cowboy cow That has to be uh athlete. It's a horse. It's a horse Cool good start All right, um Let me see let me pick from my I don't know any I don't know anybody's nicknames guys So if it's like a really known one, I'm not gonna know it. Okay, so you're I mean, you're definitely not gonna know this one The great one. Do we know this guy? The great one. I mean lebron james Sure, uh, let's go horse No, hockey player Wayne Gretzky I I knew you weren't gonna get that one that was like Just bottom. They really call him the great one. Yeah, I'll see you guys. I'm telling you my hockey knowledge fat zero Yeah, nothing All right, let's go for you I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing at the hot rod charlie I mean that has to be a horse. It's a horse Oh, that's a horse Hot rod charlie. Could you imagine if that was like an actual person's nickname? That'd be awesome. That'd be actually kind of cool. I like that one um, all right, let's see Yeah, some of these are Real good this one this one I think out of this entire list is my favorite though Let's go Let's go cool pop a bell See now that makes me say athlete It's gotta be it is that's a horse. Who's the name of the horse that? Honestly, it gives me race horse vibes though like I feel I feel like that could be a horse's name, but james bell baseball player from 1922 to 1946 What was the name again? Cool pop a bell. That's what I'm calling josh bell for the rest of time Oh man, all right last one for the both of us. What do you got? hoop jr hoop jr hoop jr um I don't know. I mean Let's go. Let's go athlete. That's a freaking horse It's what I've ever thought that hoop jr wasn't playing basketball. Of course. Of course. It's a horse, right thinking to myself like Like gary paton's the glove and now gary paton jr is like the mitten or something like I was thinking something like that Don't know anybody's nickname. I'm useless with these Sorry All right, let's do let's do one more handsome mic I hope that's a horse. That'd be so funny It is a horse. Oh But that like I could see like an angels fan call like mic trout that or something handsome mic. Yeah I mean, that's the only thing that they would prefer to amass because I guess Yeah What else are you you can't call them champ? You can't so All right. Well, we Took up a lot of your time. Yeah, you probably didn't need to see that but we uh I This list that we were provided by our bosses like I I definitely will learned um Horse naming and the horse naming process is like insane. I don't think there is a process Why can't well they have it's like they are regulated where it has to be Have something like a certain amount of characters or something like that Um, I looked into it like last kentucky derby because I was like who the hell's naming these horses um So it's something like that But crazy like why can't we just give them normal names like right? Like peanut or something No, but we'll do that for NFL players. Yeah, right, right I that actually would have been a good one peanut well That's all I got. That's it. We got it's been a week. It's been a fun week. Um by this time next week, you'll probably see be So mad About baseball and basketball, but that's okay. So we'll make for good content and we should be Knee deep in some Celtic Sixers, which and maybe we'll have some draft drama Love that. We have all we have the draft this week. Good god. We how did we even forget? Good luck you guys. We'll see you next week