 Raw milk, shaken, not stirred. Am I being detained? I'm filming you. I have a right to film you. I'm in a public place. What is it? Cutting edge nanotechnology. Smart blood. Microchips in your bloodstream allows us to track your movements in the field. Ah, I've come to the wrong queue. Gay wedding cake, shaken, not stirred. Why does this bag of cocaine have a CIA label on it? I'm making for the Americans. It's called a ghetto blaster. We definitely shouldn't do that, and we probably shouldn't call it that. Well, Mr. Bond, soon the United States debt will top $29 trillion. That's madness. Economic madness. How did you pull off this heinous act? Oh, I had nothing to do with it. No, it was Congress. Congress of the Soviet Union tricked us into getting this debt. But no, the United States Congress of America. Yes. How much was it again? $29 trillion. Do we pay interest on that? Yes. All the time? Yes. This is terrifying. It's a great deal of money. What do we do? Honestly, it won't affect me very much because I'm very wealthy. Will I be okay? Are you a federal employee? Yes. Then you'll be fine. Oh, thank God. What a waste. The perfectly good gold. It's easily transferable. It's fungible. Not difficult to assay. A hedge against inflation. It doesn't spoil. It's malleable. It can be made into microchips or coinage or jewelry. And then Nixon took us off the gold standard. He's the true villain here. You know, you're quite a good listener. Usually people get bored when I talk about gold. You all right? Two fingers of LSD, shaken, not stirred. Now, pay attention, Bond. An ordinary pen. Inside is a fraction of a drop of ink. The rest is filled with a sense of self-importance and the desire to control the lives of us. My God, it would take ten of these just to sign your name. Say goodbye to Felix. Man talk. I was a different person back then. I was literally a different person back then. If you carry a double O number, it means you're licensed to kill, not get killed. But I still need a license to braid hair. Because we're adding bagpipes to the list. I'll have a bacon-wrapped hot dog, shaken. Not stirred. I'll have a ginger ale and ayahuasca, shaken. Not stirred. One infant. Just hand it to me. Oh! So it's like sea-steading. Only evil. Who are you? My name is Pussy Galore. Ooh. What are your pronouns? Pay attention, Bond. An ordinary household printer. However, if you press this button right here, $1 trillion enters the money supply. Really? This button here? This button right here. Right there? No harm in it, right? Well, Mr Bond, it's time I leave you. I have a date with a rocket ship. To blow up the moon? Just to float about for a bit as a tourist, it sounds really funny. Using hard-earned taxpayer dollars? No, I'm using my money. Money you stole? No, I provided goods and services on the internet during a pandemic. I created a great amount of value for many people. All across the globe. How is that even? I don't know, I just said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter, they're very angry. Well, um, travel safe. Thank you! Thank you! You're the first person to actually wish me safe travels. Everyone else just spray-painted my garage door. You know, do you want to come with me? Me? Yes, I was going to bring mittens, but now I'd rather bring you. I would love to go to Spain. Well, let's go to Spain. Let's go to Spain. We have our ice cream, you're going to love it. I told you inflation was dangerous. Volca Martini, shaken to go.