 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're doing something a little bit different. We're gonna be playing a slightly strange game called Creature Street, which has nothing to do with Animal Crossing. It's nothing like it. I don't know what put that in your head. I'm assuming the title or thumbnail, but let's not talk about that. It's not my fault. Alright, let's jump in and play a new game. Isidore. Okay, what voice will you have, Isidore? Oh hey, detective! Thank you for coming here on such short notice! I'm sorry to bother you, but the town of Penis needs your help! I'm very mature. Penis is usually a very peaceful place, full of kindness and joy. However, a few months ago, a boy named Boner arrived. This is like, me 12, entering names on Pokemon. My enemy's name is Boner. I think it's gonna get tiring, like for you and my voice, if I keep doing that for the entire thing. So let's just speed through this. This isn't public knowledge yet, but Mayor Boner has been murdered. And frankly, now we're boned. Aren't I just a stranger? Why are you getting me to solve the murder of Mayor Boner and save Penis? Oh my god, I've got a little detective hat. I think it's stuck under the door, though. What is going on? Or is it just a fedora? Okay, I thought the top of it was underneath the door. This is the mayor's house. Be sure to check inside if you can stomach it. All the other animals are around town. The murder isn't public knowledge yet. Try to be inconspicuous and friendly. Look at me. I look like I'm either sending someone to jail or I should be sent to jail. Probably more likely to be the second. I really think I'm wearing nothing under that trench coat. And I'm just going to pull it open at any moment. Oh my god, even the walking is terrifying. What's the story here? I can't run into the river. I was wondering if I could just kill myself. Wouldn't mind to be honest. Maybe the mayor did the same thing. Maybe this isn't a murder at all. Oh my god, Mayor Boner, what have they done to you? So I guess this is from the perspective of this is like a player who named the town Penis named himself Boner and he got murdered for it. Honestly, I would say this doesn't look anything like animal crossing, but it kind of looks like my animal crossing. Poor fucker doesn't even know what he's just seen. That's my guy's wife. I think he's too old for this shit. Who even is this? Some stationary with some special red ink added to the journal. Seems like there was quite a struggle. And for some reason, his toilet's in the living room. Man after my own interior designer heart. You know Boner, you and I aren't so different after all. You know what they say about town Penis, don't you? You piss off Penis, Penis will piss on you. God, he's got good detective lines. All right, Officer, what's the story? I'm just supposed to run the lost and found poor fuzzy, not trained to deal with shit like this. I still don't know what this thing is. I'm just going to run out to run over his dead body there. I got to find out who's the murderer here. Something tells me it's going to be pretty obvious. Well, it's definitely him. I don't mean to profile, but 100% you are a murderer and a pedophile. The guy's like, dude, I'm like 15. Oh my God, I'm getting way too up in his grill. This is a common interrogation tactic. Hi there, I'm squeaky. I love having fun. I can already tell we're going to have a lot of fun of fuck you. Oh, Mayor Boner, we're best friends of fuck you. Is that my name? Am I detective fuck you? It sounds like a male stripper name or something. He even thought me this great new catchphrase of fuck you. Oh, I see, I see. Okay, I remember that in the older games. You could give people like a little catchphrase or things that they say all the time. And they wouldn't fuck you, but with the brackets so it wouldn't get censored. He writes me letters all the time, too. Check out this really nice one. Dear squeaky, you got a real fucked up face, bro. I hate you. Die, die, die, die, die. Why are you in my game? Please move away or just kill yourself, lol. You suck so bad, I hate you. This is hitting a bit too close to home, to be honest. This is how I treat my villagers. Nuke and that kangaroo lady left really abusive messages on there. Now I know what it's like from an outside perspective. And Mayor Boner over here isn't coming across so good. Squeaky's house. I don't even want to know what I find in there. I do. Why is he sneaking? Squeaky's gonna judge me. Oh, fuck you. Why are you being so sneaky? All right, what's up with you, flat face? The pleasure is all yours. We may become friends. If you keep things neat and tidy here in Penis, he's always leaving presents near my house. Brown. Is this supposed to be a cat meow or something? Is this the presents that Boner leaves for you? I guess so. They just don't know any better, unfortunately for them. They won't let me inside. How am I supposed to investigate? And why am I sneaking again? How am I doing this? Anytime I go near the building, he does that. Is he crouching? Is that what he's doing? Maybe, yeah, cause I'm going underneath here, like this part of the house, I think. I don't know. Anyway, I'm to solve this murder. What the hell? This was a pretty nice shirt before the ominous stain. I've forgotten the voice of the detective. Added to journal. Okay, that's a clue right there. A clue, a clue! Why are you going to tell me? Tell me something nice, something useful. Why is he calling me Boofer? What's a Boofer? Like, you'll have a great time in Penis. I love Penis. If you want to be best friends with me, you'll get a long way to catch up. Mayor Boner is the greatest. What does Boofer mean? Do we need to urban dictionary this? Where's my phone? The term Boofer is used to describe a person who dresses poorly, a person who is unkempt. What? Actually, you may have a point. All right, I am a bit of a Boofer right now, but I'm in quarantine. I can't help it, you know, except for the ironing the clothes thing. I probably got it on that. All right, look, call me Boofer. It's fine. Hey, the friends, how's it going? My name is Boofer. His favorite game is to run up behind me and boop me over the head with his bug net. We have so much fun, Boofer. These people aren't helping me at all. What clues am I looking for? Oh, another house, please. Please, let this be it. Hello, you're new. My name is Dwight and I love to wear the finest clothes. Quacko. Gotta level it here, Dwight. I don't like you. I should just push him into the river. Oh, this little number? For years, I only wore the snazziest shirts. Then Mayor Boner moved to town and made this shirt just for me. Isn't it great? Quacko? Yeah, you know what? Again, who am I to judge? I don't know fashion. Maybe that is fashionable nowadays. I don't know. You're looking great, buddy. Keep it up. Fashion icon. Everyone seems to love Boner, to be honest. I don't know who would affect and kill them. Oh, what's this? Looks like someone was a little bugged by this net. Is that everyone? I don't know how to solve this murder. I feel like I don't have enough clues yet. The net, the shirt, like they all seem kind of possible. They all are smiling, but I don't think they're actually happy. Like the shirt could have something to do with the fact that the other guy doesn't like the clothes he has to wear. Or maybe the guy who kept getting booped on the head is like, he didn't like it. I mean, I can understand why I'm a bad detective. Yeah, like if I look in my evidence, everything kind of syncs up with them having a motive obsessed with looking sharp and fashionable. Mayor made him wear a terribly rude shirt and we got the bloody shirt squeaky over there. Mayor constantly wrote mean letters to get squeaky to move away and we got like bloody letters that we found his house. Ursula didn't like getting hit by a net for some reason. We found the broken net and Myrtle loves everything neat and tidy and perhaps surrounded by trash. So honestly, I think it was a group effort. I think it was a group project, but I'm thinking squeaky might have pulled the trigger. Like I think squeaky was the actual killer, but the rest of them like held them down. Why are you sneaking again? Why is there even a sneak feature in this game? I found out how to do it. Do do do do do do do. They're sneaking around. I think she might have seen me though. I'm honestly starting to feel like the mayor deserves it, but like at the same time, I don't want to encourage this because I feel like if I log into animal crossing again, they could murder me and I can't really say anything about it or I'd be a bit of a hypocrite. All right, I've clearly solved the case. What was your voice again? Oh yeah. Hey, detective. Every citizen would even the slightest motive just happened to have a damning piece of evidence just lying around. It seems like you've attracted an awful lot of attention with your investigation. People are starting to ask around what's going on. I believe you left no stone unturned. I could pin the blame on any of them, but I think it was you, Isidore. It all just seems too perfect. Everyone has a motive, and there's evidence for everyone. You should have pinned it on one, Isidore. I would have fell for it hook, line, and sink her. But frankly, you've confused me, and that's angered me, so I'm just gonna blame it on you. Please, come with me. They're gonna kill me, aren't they? That waterfall, you're gonna troll me in the waterfall, aren't you? Here we are, City Hall. Oh my God, the music they kicked in. Tell me, Detective, what do you see on the walls? That's right, portraits of all their previous mares. Notice one thing they all have in common. They're humans. This is an animal town. God, my voice is gonna kill me. Why did I pick this voice for the person who talks the most? But every fucking time a human rolls up in some train or bus, they immediately become mayor. I've been the backbone of the damn town for years, but do I ever get to be mayor? And boner, he was the worst one of all. Oh my God, my voice. He even renamed it from Lovelyton to fucking penis. He was childish, and he abused us all constantly. I do wish it hadn't come to this, but you have to understand. I'll do anything to save this town. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Oh, I hurt the gun. Oh Jesus, this was dramatic. Like why hire a detective to solve a crime and then just kill him? Just throw someone under the bus. Anyone. I think they all would have went along with it. They're all too stupid to do anything about it. I also just realized the full name of the game is Creature Street, Population Dwindling. And I think it's going to continue. I think Isidore there has gone, man with power. All right, well, we solved the mystery. That's the important part of this whole thing. God, that was wild from start to finish. That was an odd one. Just felt like normal animal crossing to me, though. Except they're saying the quiet parts out loud for a change. But yeah, we're going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed the video. I know I enjoyed playing it. I'd love to play more games like this. If you have any wacky indie game suggestions for me, do let me know. But we're going to leave it there. I'll thank you very much for watching. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.