 You know what? I'm not even gonna comment on that, so as listeners to Dear Hank and John will already know, I'm a huge fan of the movie Rushmore, and within that movie there is a place that during the Vietnam War, in which a character is asked how long you've been in country, and the soldier replies, I ain't even here, Sergeant. I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Anyway, Cheyenne, Wyoming has since become my personal shorthand for the place I visit when I am deeply immersed in a project. Like when we first started making Vlogbrothers back in 2007, I spent several months in Cheyenne, Wyoming, because I wasn't really wherever I physically was. I was always thinking about what my next video was gonna be about, or how to grow our audience, or about how cool YouTube was. But mostly I visit Cheyenne, Wyoming when I'm writing. Now in a lot of ways, being in Cheyenne is super fun. Like one of my primary complaints about human life is that we spend the entire enterprise stuck inside of one particular, slowly decaying body. And living inside a made-up world has always allowed me to feel kind of free from that, like free from the twin prisons of my consciousness and my body. But also, for much of my life, Cheyenne has been kind of an escape. Like all those years when I didn't have many real friends and I felt intensely lonely, I could always go to Cheyenne where people would like me because, you know, I'd made them up. That said, when I'm in Cheyenne, I'm also kind of, you know, like not here, which means that sometimes I'll be at dinner with my kids and not answer when I'm asked a question. I neglect daily responsibilities, I forget to get haircuts. I've been in Cheyenne, Wyoming for quite a while now, and I expect to be here a while longer. And it can be really frustrating because I actually like my real life, and I like making videos every Tuesday, and I'm not all the way here, and I worry I should be. Because the other thing about going to Cheyenne is that you aren't necessarily going to come home with anything. Like I spent about a year in Cheyenne finishing The Fault in Our Stars, but I also spent several months there a few years ago, only to realize that the book I'd worked so hard on wasn't very good and wasn't going to be published. For me, at least, I can't know until after I immersed myself in the work, which is frustrating and scary, but you know what? Actually, no, but it's just frustrating and scary at the moment. Hank, in your video last week, you talked about how to be productive, and I thought you gave very helpful and astute advice, but I think creative productivity is somewhat different. Because for one thing, you have to spend time in ways that markets and our culture don't really recognize as productive, like reading or pacing or staring out the window. And then once you get deep enough into the work, you have to make space in your life and ask the people around you to make space in their lives for you to go to Cheyenne, Wyoming. Now that doesn't mean working all day, every day. I wrote my first two books at night after work and wrote them quicker than I have any book since. But it does mean that a certain percentage of your intellectual and emotional self will be absent for a while. Then you make what you can of your time in Cheyenne, and then, maybe most importantly, you come home to your body, to the sensate world, to the real people you really love. Unless you live in the actual Cheyenne, Wyoming, in which case, the whole metaphor sort of falls apart. Anyway, Hank, that's as close as I can get at the moment to advise on how to make stuff. And I also want to say I'm sorry if I haven't been around enough lately. I will come home at some point. In the meantime, I miss you. Hank, I'll see you on Friday. End screen. Hi, two things. First, over on my Facebook page, I made a video sponsored by Google about being Internet kind, in which I talk about my early life online way back in the 1990s. There's a link in the doobly-doo below. And secondly, if you're going to be at VidCon in Anaheim in a couple weeks, there is a nerdfighter gathering Thursday morning at 9.30, where Hank and I are going to get to announce some exciting new Complexly projects. Very excited for it. Hope to see you there. Thanks, bye.