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"Ugly Slapper Part 2" Comedy Song Original by VX220NA.

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Published on Sep 20, 2008

"Ugly Slapper Part 2" Comedy Song Original by VX220NA.

Ugly Slapper Mk 2. (AKA "Hairy Pie")
Copyright vx220na / Lee h. 2008
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I DROP ME PANTS
JUST LOOK AT THAT
I'LL GIVE IT TO
A SKINNY OR A FAT TWAT

IM NOT FUSSED
WHERE IT GOES
THE FASTER YOU RUB IT
THE BIGGER IT GROWS

SO CUT YER TALKING
AND GRAB ME BAT
ID A PHONED THE SAMARITANS
IF I WANTED A CHAT

FUCK THE FOREPLAY SHITE
AND HAVE THIS
THINK OF ENGLAND
WHILE I TAKE THE PISS

I'VE NEVER BEEN FUSSY
FAR FROM IT
SOME OF THE BIRDS
IVE HAD
INDUCE VOMIT

I HAVE NO STANDARDS
I HAVE NO SHAME
IF THEY'RE 18 TO 80
THEY'RE FAIR GAME

YOU COULD HAVE A GLASS EYE
OR A PENSION BOOK
DROP THE ZIMMER
AND ILL TAKE A LOOK

SO GET YER TEETH OUT
FOR THE LADS
AND SLAP THOSE GUMS
AROUND ME NADS.

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CHORUS
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I SEE A FATTY
I SEE A FATTY
I SEE A FATTY AND I FANCY ME LUCK

I SEE A LOOKER
I SEE A LOOKER
I SEE A LOOKER AND I SHOOT ME MUCK

I SEE A SLAPPER
I SEE A SLAPPER
I SEE A SLAPPER WHO TAKES ME EYE
I WANNA LICK
I WANNA SUCK
I WANNA FEEL
I WANNA FUCK
I WANNA NICE BIG SLICE OF YER HAIRY PIE

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I SAW YER FACE
I LIKE A JOKE
DO YA WANNA DROP EM
AND ILL GIVE IT A POKE

IT LOOKS LIKE A BADLY STUFFED KEBAB
BUT I NEED TO POP IT UP
I HAVE A LOAD YOU CAN HAVE

A 20 STONE HEFFER
OR A SKINNY COW'S GREAT
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
BUT IVE BOLTED YOUR GATE

WAS IT ME
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT
IM A FUCKING MAN WHORE

ILL MAKE YA SHAKE
LIKE A SHITTING DOG
WHEN I DROP ME DUDS
AND ME DICK I LOB,

NO NEED FOR BRAINS
OR STARTLING WIT
IF SHE HAS A PULSE
ILL SOON BE IN IT

CAN I MAKE A DEPOSIT
WHERE'S YER HOLE IN THE WALL
DONT WORRY LOVE
I'LL MAKE A QUICK WITHDRAWAL

30 SECONDS LATER
I'LL EMPTY ME SACK
CHEERS FOR YOU TIME LOVE
AND THANKS FOR YOUR CRACK

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CHORUS
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SOME OF EM,
WANNA, GET TO KNOW YA
BEFORE YOU EVEN SEE THE BUSH

I WANT AT LEAST ONE TIT,
BEFORE I CHAT TO IT
OR A NOSH ON THE BACK OF THE BUS


LINDA:
ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK
OR INVADING MYSPACE


NO! CHATTER OVER
COME AND SIT ON MY FACE

LINDA:
BUT A WOMEN LIKES FOREPLAY, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES.
MAYBE HOLDING HANDS.

ERM, YEAH.. WHATEVER LOVE
NOW, CAN I SEE YA FLANGE?
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CHORUS
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BACK ONCE AGAIN
WITH ANOTHER SLAPPER SONG FOR YA
UPSETTING PEOPLE
IT'S A KINDA HOBBY

BACK ONCE AGAIN
YEAH I KNOW THE SONG'S WRONG
BUT IT'S DONE IN JEST
SO STOP YOUR BLOODY WINGING

BACK ONCE AGAIN
WITH MY NORTHERN ACCENT
MY SORT OF LAUGUAGE
MY SENCE OF HUMOUR

BACK ONCE AGAIN
AND YES, IM ONLY JOKING
YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS?
OH, I FUCKING GIVE IN

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