 Item number. Okay, um, this is where the number of the SCP goes, right? Yep. SCP, insert any number here, DEJ. That's not a real number. It's a placeholder. You told me something about placeholders just now, didn't you? Object class. And um, what is the SCP, I guess? Ah, great. It's not an object class. Yes, but you told me I could use a placeholder. Yeah, but not the object class. Oh, I don't care. Oh fuck it, just write the special containment procedures. Okay. Special containment procedures. Alright, this is gonna be hard. Now I gotta write how you keep it locked up, yeah? Yes, you have to write how it is contained. It has to be contained with a sponge. Well, you could be more specific. Yeah, yeah, I could do this. The sponge has to work. No, no, no. You have to specifically write why the sponge has to work. The sponge has to work so you can make the thing wet. But why do you have to make it wet? Come on! What else do I have to say? I'll leave it here. Description. Here I have to write what it is? Yeah, and you'll have to do this part on your own because I'm gonna go grab a coffee. I can do this. It's big and colorful. It's stupid and will not negotiate peacefully. It can shoot something that is red and hurt. It swallows kids and hides in big potted plants. It can spread out a kind of virus that turns everyone into zombies and makes them spineless. And it can do magic. It controls spells like Awadakadapra and kills its enemies. It can also change its speed. And it has a giant eye that can hypnotize people. I'm back. Your article is very… special. And why is this thing so powerful? I thought I could write what I want. Yeah, but how would the Foundation contain it? No idea. You guys can do everything. No, we can't. Just keep writing, okay? Yeah, alright. But I'll add something. It manipulates humans so that they say their innermost feelings. This sentence is upgradable. Yes, but it's good enough for me. Discovery. I don't need you here. Alright, if you say so. The thingamabob fell into coma on the 5th of October and then got brought into the Foundation, I believe. And how's it looking? I did my best. You don't say stuff like, I believe. You had to be sure. Okay then, thanks for the info. Addendum. Can I write an interview? Sure, just put it in the box. Hello? Hello? Oh no, please do not hypnotize me. No, I will not, because I have a sponge. What the… How the hell would a sponge keep it from doing that? And what kind of name is Poopa? Pssst, I have to concentrate. Oh yeah, so I was gonna ask why you're so great. Because I love this sponge. Can I have a look? Sure. And how is it? It is… Crap. Dude, how many times do I have to say this? And why is it SCP type any number here DEJ instead of SCP insert any number here DEJ? Come on, go back to your room and read this document here.