 Half the battle, G.I. Joburr, Strident, Sanitarium Productions, Jo-Fan 82. Orphation process can be rather harsh on the nervous system, and I wasn't sure you were going to survive. Holy kaiju, Batman! How did you get so huge? I don't remember climbing up any magic beanstalk. Beanstalk? You simple-minded fool. I'm not a giant. You have been reduced to a very small size. What? Why? In the sense of knowledge of toys and children's entertainment properties, I have mastered all forms of super villain technology. Using a combination M.A.S.S. device and shrink ray, I have brought you here and captured you. I have made you part of my collection, a Toy Master. The Toy Master? Look, whatever you get up to in the privacy of your own bedroom is none of my business. No, that kind of... I'm the master of toys. I'm a collector of toys and memorabilia with no equal. I collect everything, I save everything. My private collection of vintage toys has no rival. I'm more than a super collector. I'm a super villain collector. And now I have collected you. I don't get it. What's your point? Why have you locked me up? You left me no other choice. All my plans to stop your G.I. Joe reviews failed. I sent Robo Joe. I sent Dr. Thibes. I sabotaged the TARDIS, yet somehow you survived. I realized the only place you couldn't escape was in my collection. So here you are, and here you'll stay. You don't like my reviews. Hey, lots of people don't like my reviews. That's what the thumbs down is for. You could have just left a nasty comment. You don't understand. I hate the very existence of your reviews. I despise your sharing your collection. Your YouTube channel is a very perversion of the point of collecting. You mean for fun? No. The purpose of collecting is for me to have more stuff than anyone else. When you review your toys, you encourage other people to acquire what I must have. Right. Watch will not work here. I equipped your cell with the ray shielding from the Palatory Star Wars Death Star play set. Nothing can escape from it unless you have a proton torpedo. I do not have a proton torpedo. Nothing but enters my collection ever leaves. You will be here forever. And with you safely locked away, there will be no cobra month. You fiend! You don't understand the catastrophe you're creating. I do understand. You see, I'm not risking the collapse of the Joverse. I'm counting on it. Crossfire boys, but not too strong for... I wish we had snow. Reporting in. G.I. Joe Barg, it's Form BX257. Hi, Kevin. Smile, boys. We have an emergency situation. Hooded Cobra Commander 788 has been captured and imprisoned by a supervillain. Who? He said Alpine is the best mountaineer on the G.I. Joe team. Yeah, the Letters and Numbers guy. The Letters and Numbers guy. Yeah, that guy, his name is way too long. He's just short on it. Right. Anyway, he's been kidnapped by a villain called the Toymaster. Letters and Numbers guy has been kidnapped. No! Be tolerated. We must rescue him! Prepare for a lead commander rescue mission. Crush shot. Oh, wait, guys, wait. We're here ready. Tell us where he is. We'll bring him out. Dead or alive. We can't rescue him yet. Nobody knows where he is. Nobody knows? We can't launch a dead-evil assault on a supervillain's lair. That's probably for the best. We could get hurt. Yeah, it sounds really dangerous. So what do we do now? This Toymaster guy is trying to disrupt Cobra Month. It's part of his scheme to stop all G.I. Joe toy reviews. No, Cobra Month? This could cause Joe Ragnarok. Doesn't he understand the catastrophe he's causing? That's why we have assembled Cobra Convergence 2. We need to keep Cobra Month alive until we can locate and rescue HCC 788. We need you to give us a Cobra review. We can do that. One G.I. Joe will install a Cobra review coming right up. Stop reviewing Cobra toys. We'll have a new video up on our channel immediately. Encountering us, Kevin. G.I. Joe will keep the G.I. Joe flame alive. Viewers should go to G.I. Joe Burke's channel now to see the next Cobra Convergence review. Ready?