 This program contains strong language from the outset and throughout. Welcome to Liverpool, home of the Beatles, the Grand National and people who live in Liverpool. Just here, eight refreshers are settling into their new swanky university digs and are about to meet their new dean. They'll be competing against each other to pass assignments and be in with a chance of graduating with a first-class 25 grand. This guy's here! Uh, who's this guy? My name is Tom. I am the Dean of Refreshers University. You are here in my establishment and I offer you a hearty welcome. Myself and my fellow faculty members will be setting you a series of assignments. The best competitor will win bucket loads of cash. A massive 25 grand to be precise, as I just said. Life change in amount of money. You'd be surprised what I'd do for 25 Gs. He really loves the letter G. So guys, it's the first night of university. We're all absolutely buzzed. As a treat, your dean is going to take you out for some fried chicken. Yes! Let's head out to the cars and head out into Liverpool for some fun street food. Come on. So, 25 K. Things just got serious. I can't believe that. 25 grand, though. What are you spending on? I already spent it on my head. What are you spending? Full rack of dolphin teeth. Really, I'm not just teeth, yeah, proper. And I want to go to Vegas for my 30s and I want to spray tang booze for my house. It's hardly an ice series today, me. Welcome, Refreshers. How was your evening? How was London? She's good. Speak up. Speak up in my class, please. She's good. She treated you well? Yeah. Welcome to your first proper day of university, where we are going to set you your first proper university Refreshers assignment. Pen's out, please. No pen, sir. No pen? No pen. Didn't have a pen. I feel so stupid. It's going to be a long term. Well, you just think you can remember everything I say, do you guys? Depends what you say, sir. Stop answering, but I can bring a pen next time. I will. I like you guys. You're a good year group and I'm very, very excited to set your first assignment. But in order to do that, we are going to have to pick teams and to pick teams, we're going to have to pick captains. And I've picked two people who I want to be captains today. One is Chambers. I would also like you to be a team captain. Please come and join me to select your teams. I have developed a very complex system to decide who is going to select first, which is known in academic circles as rock, paper, scissors. What does scissors beat? Paper. Yes! Gold. Star-chan. Are we going to do it? One, two, three. Go. One, two, three. Chambers gets the right to elect his team member. First team member. Gareth. Laura. Alicia. Amy. All right. Evan. A couple of people left. So I'm going to go for Shan. And she let me strip on her yesterday. That was the best night of my life. Finally, of course. I would absolutely love Jordan on my team. A little bit peeved off that I was chosen last, but I guess because I'm calm and I'm cool. You know, I'm not offended, so it's okay, I'm going to win anyway. Definitely offended. Refreshers, are you excited for your first assignment? Yes. Then let's give it to you, shall we? Really won't be me giving it to you. It is a fellow member of the Refreshers faculty. She is the professor of music, poetry, and being a bad bitch. It is Lady Alicia. I'm a huge, huge, huge fan. I've been watching her career for a long time. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I rate. She's absolutely sick. Guys, are you ready for your first assignment? I have a rider of items that I need you guys to get for me. So you have a time limit of two hours to scour the city for as many as possible. So each item is worth one point. So number one, I need a wet nally. Number two, 158 jelly beans, but I only want green. Number three, a chicken burger, but I only want it from the legendary Nasbees. And last but not least, number four, I want photos of myself outside of some Liverpool landmarks. I mean, that's a pretty random rider, but it's all legal, so there's no problem procuring any of the things on there. Refreshers, are you ready for your first assignment? I've only ever been to Liverpool once, and it was about 10 years ago, and now I've got to go all around it hunting for things. Okay, refreshers. Three, two, one, go! Tickets on the door for me for your performance tonight? Can you put them on the list?