Biscuits & Carrots (N***as in Paris Parody)





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Published on Jul 22, 2012

This is a parody of "N***as in Paris" written by me called "Biscuits & Carrots". Features Bill Moreno (http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-M...) and me (www.facebook.com/bigjonakafatboy). Hope you like it. Peace.

By the way, here are the lyrics:

"Biscuits & Carrots" (N***as in Paris Parody)
by Jonathan Short

Verse 1 (Gray-V)
So I boil so hard these chickens wanna fry me, but this oven gotta time me
What's candy yam to a sweet potato like me, can you please remind me
(Boil so hard) This is crazy...y'all don't know that this is gravy
With mash potatoes, take another bite, when you chew the food this here is tasty
(Boil so hard) This is weird, we ain't even suppose to eat here
(Boil so hard) Since we here, it's only right if this meat rare
Psycho, I'm liable to get lipo, take your pick
Baskin, Robins, Pillsbury, Bisquick
(Boil so hard) Got a stopwatch, pre heat til it gets hot
All the margarines melting fine, heating around all these big pots
(Boil so hard) This hot soup, all the onions are chopped up too
You escape from losing weight, at Harold's Chicken getting mild sauce too
(Boil so hard) Reservation, y'all don't know that these seats taken
Red Lobster, Red Robin, cook some eggs with this sick bacon
(Boil so hard) Kids behave...just might let you eat cake
Chi-town's Gyros, the home of the best, cheese steaks

Boil so hard these chickens wanna fry me...
Shake & Bake
Shake & Bake
Shake & Bake

Verse 2 (Kanye West)
She said "yes I want spaghetti and meatballs"
I said "look give me a side of coleslaw"
I'm not eatin anything here at all
Cause I have me a five dollar foot long
(Boil so hard) Shake and Bake (shake and bake), dinner tray
(Boil so hard) What'chu watching (what'chu watching), Rachel Ray
(Boil so hard) This fish so cold (fish so cold), microwave
(Boil so hard) Act like you never ate around appetizers like this ok
Cooking oil, grab a pan, spray that skillet with that Pam
You eat roast, but I go HAM...ha ha, rack of lamb
Chef Ramsey ain't cookin right if you ask me
If I was him I would of MARINATE THE CRAB MEAT
What's sushi my fisher, wasabi my killa
What's soy my dilla, what's that season my ginger
Doctors say I'm the illest, cause I'm such a good griller
Got my biscuits and carrots, and we goin to Sizzlers

Boil so hard these chickens wanna fry me...

Verse 3 (Kandy West)
You are now cookin at home; don't let my dinner get cold
Don't let my dinner get cold, don't let my dinner get cold
These oven mittens is lying, actin like the sizzlin mine
I got that hot plate on my stove; you know how many hot plates that I own
Don't let my dinner get cold, don't let my dinner get cold
Don't set the oven on low; don't set the oven on low
My George Forman's grillin and the smoke is to the ceiling
I know my meat is fizzlin, how you know, I got my kitchen
You are now cooking at home; don't let my dinner get cold
Don't set the oven on low, I'm definitely in control


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