 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and my PlayStation sounds like an aeroplane right now because we're playing The Last of Us 2. Funnily enough, I think I'm actually The Last of Us that doesn't have any spoilers for this game. I've heard a lot of leaks, but I've not heard specifics which is ideal because we're gonna jump in and play some of this. It is midnight, so excuse me if I look a bit tired, but let's jump on in. Oh also, I put the text in Spanish because I want to try and be more multicultural to attract the new audience and I've got text-to-speech on as well. I'm really trying to get that niche because I think there's a gap in the market for Spanish viewers who don't actually watch content, they just listen to it. No, I gotta turn this off. Oh god damn, where is this from? Oh thank god. Okay, how do I turn off this? What? Any minute now we should be in? Yeah, the loading's a bit long, but luckily the PlayStation's calmed down, so I'd rather it take longer and the PlayStation doesn't sound like it's about to take off into orbit. We really know. Oh, it's Joel and he's telling my favorite story about how he murdered all those doctors. It's a good bedtime story. All right, so we got a little rundown of what happened last time and now they're saying we should head back. I'm not sure where. Oh good, he puts his head down because I was like, I'm not going to clear that. It would be some start to the game if he gets a dunk on the head and just gets amnesia. They could just replay the first game over and over again. Sorry Joel. I'm just making him stare into the sun and he's got his hand up like, please stop. Oh god, that's kind of going to ruin the immersiveness of the video, isn't it? Yeah, I'm going to turn that off. Text to speech. Oh, it feels lonely now. It kind of felt nice. Kind of felt like I was playing with someone, you know, at a bit of company. Good lord, what is happening over there? Aurora Borealis in this part of the country? No, it can't be. It must be some sort of settlement. I went to go up the waterfall. No, they've thought of everything. Those crafty bastards at Naughty Dog. Oh, come on guys, you could at least make some sort of pulley system. Don't make them push open those massive doors. I'll take to the grave if I have to. Is he talking about the story I told him or the horse? Because I'd rather you didn't kill my horse if that's okay. Look at me going off by myself. I feel so lonely. What is the text to speech girl when you need her? This looks like a pretty sweet gig. She's got like a vlogger's set up here. She's got a little desk with the fairy lights and everything. I knew there'd be room for content creators in the apocalypse. I knew it. This seems really awkward. This is like they actually haven't talked in the like, what, seven years since the last game came out? They don't really have that chemistry anymore. It's awkward. Tommy and I went out riding the other day and he told me a joke and I thought about you. It's so awkward. I love it. Oh, shoot, and I forgot it. It's like high schoolers talking to each other. Promise me that you won't laugh. High's going to perform for us. It is like high schoolers talking to each other. Oh my God, this is so cool. You can play the guitar and all the chords. All right. Let me do some music for you. She's just sitting there like this isn't making it any less awkward, Joel. He looks so deep in thought and I'm just spamming chords in his head. This sounds much different. Okay. Anyway, Ellie, here's Wonderwall. No, okay. No, actually do it. Okay. That was nice. You know, the last five chords that the start was a bit weird, Joel, to be honest. Oh, he sang a nice little song there. I can't play it though. I'm afraid he'll DMC Amy. You know, at times are tough and the apocalypse, Joel, I'd understand. Basically to break it down to you. It was a perfect rendition of All Star by Smash Mouth. So what do you say tomorrow night? First lesson? She's probably like, oh, fuck, now I have to get listens from him. And he just sat there mashing chords for about 10 minutes on the bed. It's like he can't even play himself. How could he teach me? What is the downside to eating a clock? Oh, he's remembered the joke. And you'll have hands inside you. It's time consuming. Oh, God damn it. That was my next guess. Four years later. What? Oh my God. This is a hell of a jump. She can probably play guitar by now. Or at least mash that G chord like Joel taught her. Hey, is Joel up? Oh, thank God. That's what I was waiting to hear. I really thought he was going to be dead. Oh, Jesus. That's just the fact that Joel didn't show up and, you know, the whole thing earlier. He seemed like a broken man. I was really worried about him. Ah, what? Oh, she's a little bit clumsy. Sorry, it's slippy out. Lots of snow, lots of ice. Hey, Jesse. Wait, why did she say hi to him and not me? What's wrong with me? What, you can't use gates? What? You wait for me to open it? Everyone in this camp is lazy. Oh my God, they got a tractor. That's like a little village. This place is amazing. Hmm, the defenses on this side of town seem a bit weak. The guard looks like he's looking the wrong way and the wall looks a bit meltable. Oh my God, dude, what is your problem? You are so lazy. God, even being in a pub in like a game feels weird. Now, like a crowded pub. I'm not experienced then in a very long time. Maria tells me that you and Dean are headed out. Made you some sandwiches. Okay. Every social interaction is awkward in this game, man. I'm living for it. I really, really am enjoying it. But the funny part is it's like Ellie is the young one, but it's everyone else making it weird. Open the door for him. He doesn't know how. Thank you. He struggles with that. He pushed on the pull door one too many times and he can't deal with the embarrassment anymore. Three people trying to figure out a wheelbarrow. One to use the wheelbarrow and two to supervise. Ellie, can I talk to you for a sec? I mean, all I've been doing is talking. I'd rather move on, but God damn it. Look, now he's trying to figure out the gate. He's just pushing on it with all his body weight, but it's not opening. He doesn't realize it's pulled. Ow! Oh, for fuck's sake, murder him. You want to fuck him up? Pull out the gun, Ellie. Let's go. Come here. You think this is some sort of game? Do you? There you go, you little kid. How does it feel, huh? There you go. I'm just fucking nailing him. Like point blank. All right, you're next. There you go. I'm bowling him up and patting him as well, making him into hard ice. Get destroyed. I'm bigger than you. I'm stronger than you and I got a gun. No, get her! Oh, well, now that my partner's in trouble, I'm going to flee. Oh God, but this waist-high fence has got me stuck. How are you doing down there? All right, I should probably save her because it's 30 minutes past midnight and I've got to sleep at some point. I can't just watch her get killed in the slowest way possible. Finally, someone who can use gates. Oh, yes, a rifle. Now let's go back and deal with those kids. Wait, who are these people? Woman. Okay, thank you for clarifying. Wait, is this the house that Joel was at earlier? No, it's a different house. Okay, I've no idea where this is going then. All I know is this woman has a weird way of traversing the snow. Apparently, we're off to see the Wizard of Oz. You want to keep going? Just drive all the way to Mexico? God, she can really maintain a conversation while jumping like this. Okay, might have kind of been over-reported there, going into combat crawl to get under that log. No, not Mel. I'm very attached to that character. No, I have no idea what's going on. I have a feeling like this group, or at least this guy is a bad dude. I'm just trying to kill them, but the game won't let me. Even if I make her dizzy, she refuses to jump off the waterfall. You're gonna have to run to make it. Oh, I must be soaking. I'm gonna catch my death, which is probably a good thing. This is embarrassing. She's fallen into it three times. It's too high. She says as she walks to the very, very edge, I'm not even attempting to stand in. I'm just doing everything I can to kill this woman. We made it. Oh, is this our settlement? They found our settlement. They have electricity, guns. Yeah, this isn't good. Whatever they're plotting is not good. I'm assuming he's in there. How do we get to him? Him. Who are they looking for? Who are they looking for? Could be Santa Claus. That would explain all the snow and everything. Mel's pregnant. Why do I know more about Mel than I know about Joel? I know. I haven't even seen Mel. At least now we know her name is Abby, rather than just a woman. And I guess we're heading off to that outpost over there. Oh, yay, we did it. Stories over. Stay tuned for the last of us, part three. They're giving me a different tip. So I press square while aiming to toggle with show because they have no tip on file to tell me don't jump off cliffs. I don't give a fuck. Oh, she doesn't care apparently. She's like, I don't care if you kill me. You got to keep playing as me until you finish this part. She reminds me of me in a way. We don't really match on any character traits, but we're both as elegant as a gazelle as we skip through the forest. Okay, really, I've got to stop doing this sort of thing. Like, I'm not just skipping for the parts I'm putting in the video. I was literally skipping the whole way along the cliffside. You're alive? Answer me. Or else. All right. He's down. Oh my God. Feck off, dude, as if you could live under there. You're talking nonsense. I don't want whatever you're selling. Oh my God, what was that dodge? Can I get that in slow motion please? Look like she gave herself whiplash. Oh, come on. Where are you all coming from all of a sudden? I'm just fecking running. Feck this place. Is this place open? Oh my God. No, I don't, I don't want to fight. You're scaring me. Oh my God. Now I'm shadow boxing. It turns out her character is a pacifist, but not intentionally. Yeah, girl power. Are you serious? Where are you coming from? Oh my God, she's got messed up shoulders too? Maybe I am like this character. I'm flip flopping so bad. In fact, at mid-sentence, I've decided I hate her again. Oh my God, are you eating something tasty? Give me some. Oh my God, she's almost eating my arm if I'm not careful. Okay, someone over here has got constipation, I think. I'm going to go help them out. Here, I got the cure. This will stop your constipation. Oh, feck. All right, just strike. Okay, that works too. I mean, that's a lot easier than still killing them actually. Getting bad? What's your idea of good? Yes. Oh, I thought they were just footprints. God, I'd be bad at tracking. Then again, my feet are huge. All right, I leave massive tracks too. Shut up. Okay. Sorry, I'm not pretty good on my horse. Just kind of bumping into things. Now that we're back with Ellie, I'm wondering will we get to meet up with Joel? I just want the team back together. Here's the town. I don't think we needed binoculars to see that town, you know, like it's fucking huge. Okay, this doesn't look too good. Maybe it's Joel. Maybe we're on his tracks. See, he might have gotten hungry. I don't know. He's a big dude. 20 infected or one Joel? I'm going around with four bullets. Okay, I got 12 in my pistol list, but Jesus, traveling light. Bullets would just weigh me down. What are you eating? What the hell is that? Odds bits of the elk or whatever that was? A moose? I don't know. Oh yes, sink medication. That's what I want. Just a loose medication left by the sink. Oh, fuck sake. Ah, now it's just like an Irish pub brawl. This is my strong suit. Oh God, there's another one like right there. Oh, I'm so sorry you had to see this. He was probably your friend too. What? Oh yeah, thanks to appreciate that call out. Jesus Christ, danger close. She's a loose cannon. I don't think I like my partner. I just smashed it right on her face. She took it like a champ though. Jesus Christ almighty, dude. What were you just waiting around there to jump out on me? Was that intentional? No wonder I'm light on bullets. She must have taken all of them because she's shooting everything. That's an alcohol. Oh, nice. Chug, chug, chug. It's just pure alcohol. Why are we even coming to the supermarkets? My question, we're in over our heads. Like, are we here for shopping? I don't even like regular shopping. Can we just shop online? Oh, for fuck's sake. Can she go first at least one time? And she's back to shooting. This girl's gonna cause a fucking avalanche. Oh, sorry. If she's going loud, I'm going loud. Except I'm not as strong as she is in cutscenes. Okay, everyone is freaking out. This might have been a bad idea. Here, thanks. Oh, my kind of present. Take out the cloth and drink that. Oh, my God, there's so many of them. Oh, my God, stop running around me. Jesus Christ, I'm trying to track these all down. She's just doing her cardio. Any still moving? All right, all clear. Jesus, thank God. That was a lot. That was pretty stressful, actually. My palms are quite moist. Oh, thank God. I've fallen off the roof, but I'm finally out of there. Good horsies that we left next to the moose that had been ripped apart. Let's get out of here. No, I'm not. I'm going. I want to continue with the story. I've had enough shopping. Wait, where the hell did she just go? She just straight up disappeared. She didn't even stop at the stop sign. She's been reckless. There you are. I really thought she was gone. Why would you say that? Like, that doesn't inspire confidence at all. Just say there's a building just over here. Oh, my God. This is some Jim Pickens stuff going on here. Oh, my God. It's weed. Oh, my God. There's so much weed. It's like electricity has run off generators and the guy's like, I'll supply the rest of the human race with weed. Like, let's get everyone alive high. God, that's an extreme way of saying no to drugs. And we stuck here a while, right? Oh, God. She said yes to drugs really fast. She changed her mind. This seems like a really bad idea. I feel like I'm intruding on like a really intimate moment here. Oh, God. And here's woman. I'm so interested where this is going. I want to see who she's even going to find in that house. She seems so pissed off. Look at that face. But I can't. And we've played enough. I've played a lot more than I usually play when I do these videos. But I just can't do anymore. But I hope you guys enjoyed. This game seems interesting. I love the first game. So I'm going to be playing the rest of it. I just don't know whether I'll play it on the channel or on Twitch, which I livestream on five times a week or by myself. I don't know. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. And I do hope to see you next time, folks. I'm going to let Joel play us out because he seems really eager to launch his music career. So yeah, thanks for watching. Bye for now.