 I was told there was a new Transformers Rise of the Beast trailer, so I'm gonna react to it because that's what adult men on YouTube do. Let's start. We have our standard teaser trailer to the beginning of the trailer itself. Optimus Primal is hopping through the woods. We see New York City. Were those the two towers? Is that the World Trade Center? Okay, so it's definitely a prequel. It takes place in the past. Love those prequels. Light is coming down from the sky. A giant butthole robot is up there. That's probably Unicron. We have our new protagonist. He's not Sam Witwicky, not my Sam Witwicky. I'll tell you that right now. Got thrown out of a car and the car has transformed because that's what they do. Here comes Optimus Prime. Old school. He's picking the boy up. He could crush him like a stick if he wanted to. Okay, we have some new Transformers in the mix. Oh my gosh. Stuff is crashing. Oh! Robots coming out of the water. Cheetor is in here. Okay, we got the sexy Autobot motorcycle chick. Yup, here he is. Unicron. Bumblebee! Bumblebee! We got a mother-son scene. We got maybe a girlfriend. Oh! Prime with the right hook! We got explosions. We got a hero pose lineup. Avengers-esque. Oh hell yeah. Let them come. Girls dangling for her life. Slow motion robot chick. Scared. Scared out of her mind. These robots have feelings. Okay, Primal. Primal swinging around. Rips a robot in two. Scorpion down for the count. We got a rhino. Kind of looked like the one from Black Panther. Oh my god! There is just chaos everywhere. Transformers logo comes up and we are done. Oh my gosh. Real impressions. It looks alright. I thought the first trailer was better to be honest with you. I don't normally react like this to trailers, but people seem to enjoy when you ham it up. Anyway, I'm like on the fence with this one. We've had what, six Transformers movies? Five or six? I can take these off now. I'm not using them. Two of them are good and that's being generous. I like the first one quite a bit. Second one pretty stupid and schlocky, but I'm a fan of the Shia character Witwicky. I like that he yells everything. Bumblebee! Optimus! I like that Optimus is constantly trying to kill himself. Put the cube in my chest, Sam! Optimus, chill dude. We don't really need to. We can just put the cube in my chest! Myself censored there. Once Wahlberg got into the mix, I was out. It just became trash. Then you had the Hailey Steinfeld Bumblebee story. That was actually quaint and nice. It was cute. It was a fun time for the whole family. Full blown Michael Bay Fest again without the Bay Best. New director, new writers, new cast. Maybe the same attitude? Hopefully a better one. We have new robots in the mix. We've got new Autobots, new Decepticons. We've got the big bad himself. Unicron or whatever the hell his name is. The giant robot that eats planets. I'm hoping that this is a trilogy and they don't waste this dude on one movie because this is like as good as it gets. This is the biggest bad you can get. He eats freaking planets. Don't you dare ruin him. Like they've done so many things in the past. Galactus come to mind from Fantastic Four. Rise of the Silver Surfer. Because I think of it, it was a gas cloud. The hell. I actually think it would be really ballsy. They won't do it. Not a chance. But they should. Destroy Earth in this movie. Freakin' obliterate it. Autobots gather up a bunch of transportation ships. Save as many humans as they can because they know they've failed. Let's Infinity War this situation. Then the next two movies take place. Other worlds. Off planet Earth. I mean, I already know this isn't happening. I'm just an old man yelling into the wind. But I think that would be pretty cool. We've seen Earth get saved so many times. It's getting boring. Let's spice it up a little bit. In our Hasbro toyline film made for kids. Also The Masterpiece. Rough Riders Anthem by DMX. Why? Why is it in this trailer? It's so out of place. This is such an annoying new trend they've been doing. Where you take part of a rap song and you play it at Nazium. It doesn't fit. They did it with Shazam recently with that Eminem song. Let's get down to business. Explosion, explosion, explosion. Well, let's get down to business. Explosion, explosion. It just keeps going off into the night. It needs to stop. It needs to die out. Trailer's fine. I thought the first one was better. We'll go. We'll go see it. I'll bring the boy. I'll bring the boy. And we'll have a good time. Let me know your thoughts in the comments below. You hyped? You as hyped as I was with my phony reaction? Or are you a little bit more on the fence? You're a little bit trepidious. You've been burned too many times by Prime and his friends. Let me know in the comments. Like the video if you had some fun. 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