 Oh my word, it flat-out says, girls of Kamasutra, the first adult in the movie. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Reactions, you idiots, I'm Corbin. I'm Rick. And you call us on Instagram and Twitter for more juicy content. It's so juicy. Do you know you like that? Uh, today? Think about us on Patreon or follow our official Twitter account. After this. And, if you like to be part of the notification squad, ring that bell. Today, I recorded something while Rick was gone. I was gone? Yes. Um, why wasn't I informed? Uh, the internet, there's like this mystery box thing, where people buy a box of stuff that it's labeled like, a $1,000 love mystery box or whatever. Ooh, I want that box. Yeah, yes. Or $50 mystery box. And you have no idea what- I want the $1,000 love box. Ooh, it's good. But there's tons of these things and YouTubers open them. And so I tried to find one that was an Indian or like a Bollywood or like a something. There's nothing. So if there's any entrepreneurs out there that want to make like a profit, just put in a Bollywood mystery box and put a bunch of memorabilia in there. Come on. You could make good money. Yeah. Um, anyways, but I did find one on eBay. It's not a mystery box outside of- It is a mystery box. Sort of. Yes. It's called Lot of Bollywood DVDs. 30 DVDs in a box. But you don't know what they are. I have no idea what they are. It costed me 30 American dollars. So a dollar per film, which in America is a phenomenal price. Yeah, it's a great price. And it tells me absolutely nothing outside of you will get great movies. All great deal. That's what it says. Oh, we'll be the judge of that. And so I thought it would be fun to open it. I ordered it while he was gone. It's in a tiered sense. The logo of it, I don't know if it's- I'm assuming that's just stock photo they found online. Probably. But it's got like sho-lay on there. That would be good. Now, odds are- It's going to be- You've already got it. I'm going to have more. It's going to be 30 copies of The Hume 3. That's- I am so looking- The Hume 3 is in there. But- Okay, have you already opened this so we don't have to deal with you and scissors? No. Yeah, I opened it because I didn't know what it was. And then I saw- Oh, there's a bunch of them, so I remember what it was. Okay. This is it. This is it. It says fragile on- It is. I really hope these are legit DVDs and they weren't like pirated. That would suck. So this says- Fragile. Must be Italian. It says Shahid Bagat Singh. Shahid is martyr. Maybe it meant Shahid. Shahid Singh? Shahid sent me movies. Maybe so. Okay. I'm going to open this. Don't peek though. I want it to be a prize of all my The Hume 3 DVDs. Okay. Okay. Um. Cardboard. Okay. So. Yeah. Are we with it? Okay. I'm just going to- Up there down by my side. How many- Who do you think we're going to have more? Do you think it's going to be SRK, Big B? Or do you think it's going to be somebody else? I think if anything, we're going to get Big B the most. It just seems to be that way. Okay. It's either that or it's going to be people we've never heard of. Okay. So give me the first one. SRK! Hey! Shut up! Chahat. Chahat. And that is Robin Bach. Oh no, that's directed by Bach. Is that Alia Bach's family? Probably not. That's a good question for you guys. Probably not. Okay. So we got Chahat, which we don't have. So that's good. And we haven't even reacted to that trailer. So. That's right. Well, it's SRK right off the bat. All these below. Let us know about them in the comments. Give me the next one. We got one SRK. Ayash is that- Akshay? It looked like Akshay and it almost looks like it's- Okay. Angelina Jolie. Let's see. It is- Okay. So it's a 2004 Sandip Kumar film and we don't know the actors in it. All right. Well, there you go. Cool. Ayash. Is that Big Bean? I know. I can't tell. Featuring two Sheddies? I don't know. Akrosh. Well, let us know. There we go. He's probably all- Like films this guy didn't want. He just- That's Akshay. Oh, yeah. That's- Is that the one that the song is from? The Plumber Song? The Plumber Song? That's what it looks like. It does. Mr. and Mrs. Kaldi. Mr. and Mrs. Kaldi. That looks like it does it. I think it is. Okay. Cool. An unemployed guy has blind faith in his uncle's predictions. Okay. Starring Akshay Kumar and so did- I think that's the one that we've seen. An unemployed guy has blind faith in his uncle's predictions. That's a strange pitch for a story. Got a great idea for a movie, man. Got a great idea for a movie. It's an unemployed guy who has total faith in his uncle's predictions. Give me that one. What is it? It is- Is that- Yeah, that's Ajay Devan. Ajay Devan. Ajay Devan, yes. Ajay Devan. In Tachikata. Cool. All right. Although this is good because I don't have any of those. No. And we've never heard of any. Oh, and you know who else is in this suit? Saif Ali Khan. Sartaj. Oh, good. So I'm hoping though- So we have a Saif Ali Khan. We have an Ajay Devan. We have an Akshay. And we have an SRK. There's no big B yet. Yet. We've only gone do five. Okay. We got- This is gonna be a 45 minute video. Fiza with- Hey, that's Rithik. Rithik. And that's- What's her face? Karina? Is it Karina Kapoor? Charisma Kapoor. Oh. It's Karisma Kapoor. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. So I have not heard of this one. Me neither. Yeah, you're gonna have to let us know about any of these. These are all just- I have- Like this guy was like- These are a bunch of terrible films. I'm feeling- These are like the ones that have never been recommended because nobody watches them. I'm still- I'm still hoping I won't hope for- Boom. Okay. Uh... Geyer? Sure. Geyer? The Outsider. Is that- Ajay Devgen? Produced, music, written, directed. Ajay Devgen. Yes. Wow. We have two Ajay Devgen. Wow. Wow. This guy really likes Ajay Devgen. And also, I thought these would be like this guy's old DVDs. These are all sealed. So these are all new- Yeah. Amazing DVDs. I don't know if they are. You're gonna have to let us- I hope they have subtitles. That'd be really- That'd be really awful. Okay. Oh, wow. This looks old. Who are they? What's it called? Dilkay- Tharok- Main. Dil- What? Dilkay- Tharok- Tharok- T-H-A-R- O-K-E- Main. It doesn't even come up on IMDB. Well, that's always a good sign. That's true. We're batting a hundred. That's one of these. Jemin- Samjit- Karol. That is Salman Khan. I believe you are correct. Yes. That is Salman Khan. Jemin, yeah, I've never heard of that one. Nope. I'm hoping there's at least five in here that are watchable. Not one big B. That's- Yeah, that's upsetting. Dol-Mt. Wiley. I don't think we know any. Wiley. Wait, Natalie Portman. We're batting a hundred right now. What is that called? Kuch kaha upna. Upna. Kuch- Kuch kaha upna. I don't recognize anybody. No. That looks like a soap opera. It really does. That's an awful cover. This guy is like, I didn't want these DVDs in my house anymore. Take them. Yeah. These were- I'm never going to watch these. I'll sell them to some morons in America. Please, once again, let us know because we don't know. Kismat. I have no- Wait a minute. No clue. Asian video. Yeah. What is- I don't know. Asian video. Kismat. Is that- Who is that? These are all okay, right? You know what I'm- If they're Indian porn. Porn. That would actually be really funny. That would be- I've got a few more here. Oh, you do. I do. That would be awful. Hawass. That looks like a porn. It could be. The Unfaithful. Oh, no. Ooh, the scant. Yep, that looks like- Oh, wow. The back's worse. Do you know what film this is? Because there's just- There's just stuff all over there. There's just stuff going on over there. We're bad in a thousand right now. I think we're not going to find one. Kaidi. Do Kaidi. Aji. Kashiya. Kashiya? Is he like related to- Dude, are you on Kashiya? Are you on Kashiya? I don't know. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Let us know. Because I don't. It's a smorgasbord if we don't know. I thought we would get something that we did. I know. Trishakti. Tr- Trishakti. And I don't recognize anybody. Is that- No. It's not. Yeah. I don't- Yeah, I don't know anybody. I don't know anybody either. Yeah. Don't you just find this content? Yeah, they probably do. They're like idiots. Kalsa metal ruphaikas. Looks like- Oh, that's the Golden Temple. Ah. Ah. Okay. It says it's the most- Oh, it's a Punjabi film? Most outstanding religious Punjabi film. Okay. Cool. Let us know. We have known nothing about any of these. Is it? Is it? Is it? Let us know. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Border. Border. Where? Yes. I think- Is this a good one? I- Okay. Good- Okay. This is a twofer. This is a twofer. We got Ghadar and Border. I believe Border is the song on Republic Day. Okay. Remember that- the long one, the one we reacted to with Ashley? Yes. About coming home and that kind of stuff? I believe that's what that's from. Sorry, I believe it's like a very patriotic film. Okay. Do you know anybody in it? Ghadar. Yeah, I think it's one of the fathers of one of the people that we like. I believe- I believe that's what that's from. Okay. So I do recognize one. So that's- Okay. That's good. Oh my- I'm telling you. We very well may have tapped into some content we don't want to see. Okay. Gupt. Gang. Unlock the ignorance of love, lust, and desire, baby. Is that what it says? Yeah. The ignorance of love, lust, and desire. Uh, and I don't- Give me a baby. Let's get ignorant together. These are all porn. Go ahead. They're- they're- yeah, they're adult. Oh my word! It flat- it flat-out says- It flat-out says girls of Kamasutra, the first adult in the- The- The- The- The- Corporate miles. There's not gonna be any big B in- Oh, there's gonna be a big B if you know what I'm saying. Wow. All right. What do we got here? Oh my stars. Uh, this- Novelry? I don't even want to look anymore. All right. Well, I don't know if this is a porn as well, but there's a lot of cleavage. Why did it not even occur to me that this could happen until we started this process? That's what you get with mystery boxes. And now you're gonna get algorithm suggestions that are sent to you all the time based on that purchase. Okay. So this doesn't look like a porn, so that's- That's encouraging. Uh, how'd you- Rom- Roman- What's this? Romance. Yeah, it's Roman Sagar's romance. And it's- I was encouraged at the beginning. We had some SRK. That's how they get you. And then it went to the girls of Kamasucha. We've had some that I know are real. Shahid. That looks like one of the freedom fighters. Yeah, it does. And that looks like a shawari-arai. It does look like a shawari-arai. Is that a shawari-arai? I think it is. I think that is a shawari-arai. I feel so much better. And that is somebody I believe we know as well. What's it called? Shahid. Yeah, I'm pretty- How do you spell it? S-H-A-H-E-E-D. I'm pretty sure that's a shawari-arai. How do you spell it? S-H-A-H-E-E-D. H-E-E-E-D. Okay. Shahid. Uh, there's a couple. What year? Uh, can't tell. Do you see? Uh... Oh, it is a shawari-arai. Her name's right there. Okay. There you go. Uh, so that would be the latest one because she's not that old. All right. Um, it looks like it's been remade a bunch of times. All right. So we got one. Woo-hoo! Not born! I can't tell what this one is. Oh, this is another remudge. Cigar, huh? How would you pronounce it? Cigar? S-A-G-A-R. The name of the film. Where is it? Jaltibadan. Jaltibadan? Jaltibadan. Okay. No idea. Some of these, it's hard to tell if it's porn or if it's... Sharda. Sharda. Uh... Oh, I thought that's a Shakira. I was like, really? Yeah. Uh... Cool. Don't know. Don't know? You're gonna have to let us know. Uh... You know this one. Salma. Salma. Is that the one we know? I don't know. I thought Salma was with... Unless they've redone it a couple of times. Because I thought... Uh... What's our face? Um... Shredevi. Well, I don't see Shredevi in there. You need to do it. So... Unless it was... And the names they've got in there I don't know. Yeah, I don't know any of those folks. Produced and directed by... How many of these are from... Are Cigar? Uh... He probably got them all. Is he the one who sold the box here? Maybe. Maybe. They got, like, 30 dollars. They're like, here's a bunch of weird porn... Thanks for the 30 bucks. Charwali? Baharwali. We know him. Um... Um... Yes, that's... Anil Kapoor. Yes. That's young Anil Kapoor. Yes. He's not in a porn. I don't think I would hope not. We're going to see a different side of Anil Kapoor. No, I don't want to see that side. Sing. This, I believe, is what... What's that Amir Khan... About the freedom fighter? Uh... Ranked with something. Yeah, I think this is that actual story. Oh, okay. That they're learning about, I believe. I've heard about this one. And I think we reacted to the trailer. Unless it's a different one. Uh... I thought there was somebody in it, too. Maybe I'm thinking a different one. Maybe they've remade this a couple of times. This is a Bogot... Say that for me. Bogot Singh? Okay. Maybe it's been remade a couple of times. I don't know, but I've heard that item before. Not a porn! But I'll... Directed by Sagar. There's a couple of boards in there. Cool. Wow, I thought we were going to get a bunch of duplex kits of stuff we've already had. Yeah. This is like B-List and... No, this actually, we're almost done. What I think you should do, when we are done, Is you can box it and sell it on Amazon. Maya? Is that okay? I think? Yeah, Chevrolet Con! We got, is that two for SRK? Okay, we got two for him, but I've never heard of that one. Yeah All right Kamrahi winner of 32 awards It seems like a lot of them have been directed by Sagar Sagar Yeah Maybe it's his kid. He just had a bunch of extras Hey, does someone encourage you there? So it's been gala? Yep. Okay. Cool. These are probably all just as good as a poo Zakeem Might be a porn. We don't know. The bots are involved in some way shape or form We don't know if they're the bots that we know. I love story that heals aw Do we have more? We've got Oh some that, whoa They didn't even give us, like, oh my word. Okay, we got I think this is something we've seen something from because that is Akshay Kumar. Say the title for me. Yep, that's Akshay Uh Mary Bibi Ka Jababwan Look how they didn't even give us. Yeah, these were not going to give you any box before Say that What is it? I don't know Mindy Okay, Mindy, and I can't tell who's in it because they didn't give us a box. No box. Nobody says anything. There's no and that's uh Anjan starring people and that is Uh Hiral, I can't even read the lettering Something unintelligible That is Shah Rukham Shah Rukham in Anjan That's like three. So he's gonna win. Well, it's SRK. So of course he's gonna win. Yeah That is I don't know Uh-huh Rang Baradarani Okay Arzu Yep Asian Here our Amar Prim Don't know any of those folks And last but not least Tarana Not to be confused with doom 3 Not one doom 3 but a bunch of porn I feel gypped And a stupid baby right now is going What did you think you were gonna get? Buying a box of surprise DVDs You thought you were gonna get header and the old old food trilogy was open for gangs. Yeah Yeah, there's some on your gosh. Yeah. Yeah lagun No, I was duped for 30 dollars. I was duped Yes, but think of all the other movies of the stupid babies that we can ignore and watch these Won't that please all of you? Please in the comments below. Let me know if there are any salvage. Yeah, is there anything not the porn Now SRK fans, you know, you'll probably say what? Well, no, they've been pretty good. They've been telling us some stuff Not to watch. Yeah Yeah, is there one salvageable film in this? Well, I know and border. I know Because I believe because that's from that song. There's a couple here. I'm holding out hope for I recognize But you're gonna have to let us know because there's almost none I recognize fully I thought we were gonna get a bunch of duplicates because I was like we have we have tons It's we're gonna be all like just thugs of Hiroshima or But no, it's asian porn. I'm telling you let's set up an ebay account of our own I'm gonna resell a bunch of these in a mystery box