 Hello everyone, this is Maya, your god. And today I'm alone here. In fact, yesterday night my wife flew abroad. She flew to China to do something with the family. And now the whole house appears only to me. But today I don't intend to do anything other than interest. I just want to film my life and show it to you. You're not only interested in parts of it, but also the new parts of it. Isn't it? Well, in fact, I'm trying to not enjoy the film because you won't sit there and think why am I expecting this to happen? So now I want to show you my new exercise. And this is my exercise. It's a chair and a chair. But most of the time it's a chair. And in fact during the last two weeks I worked every day in the morning. Before that I went to work. And I did that for 40 minutes. And I lost 3 kilograms. I'm very happy about that. I want to grow my muscles and chest because when I act again, I don't look like a dick anymore. Because I don't want to have a dick in the film anymore. Because I'm the statue that was eaten by the zombies. And you know what I want to say. Here's the cat statue. I have to clean it. Of course, you have to help me. And today I can be a rebel. I can't do this. I'm very happy about that. Because Asians always complain about that. They say, oh, you're not cleaning your feet. And then you're not cleaning the bed and the sofa and all that. Fuck you! What are you doing without you? Later we have to clean the sofa. Can you do that and I'll clean the kitchen? Now it's post-tag month and I haven't eaten yet. So I suppose I'll go to find a good meal and you'll come with me. But first I have to find where the cat is. I haven't heard it for a few hours. So I suppose he'll do something good. So that's where he is. He's in the clean bed. Fuck you cat. Fuck you cat. Oh, do you like that? Do you like that? Find a job. So now I have to find clean clothes. Hmm, that's a problem. Because I can't clean them. I have to clean the clothes but I don't have them. So for a moment I have to find two that are clean enough. It's not good. In summer Oh, yes. I'm going to bed. I'm not in the sun. Normally I don't always do this. I put on my clothes when I'm at home because my wife she explodes with anger. I'm not afraid of that. I'm not kidding. So I just have to put on something to do that. I'll do it in the sofa I'll do it in the sofa. I won't tell my wife what I'm doing now. So I have to put on the other one. In fact, I have to buy a new one. Look at this. It's true. I'm always angry. So now we can find a good food. Do you know that I am fat? I'm going. So I have to take a message from my friend. I'm ready to find food. Except for one thing. I have to eat. I'm very happy because during the last two months our construction didn't work. It's still very hot here. In fact, if the president of the US President Trump if he doesn't believe in climate change he has to turn it into Australia. He believed too much in the future. Every time when I see a piece of smoothie I love it very much. But I know that it's full of sugar and I have to see it. So before I buy food I first want to go to the store to find out if there are new discos about what I want to buy. Brother, I'm hungry. Maybe I have to buy this TV. That was the movie of my childhood. If you like military movies you have to buy this movie. So I didn't find a movie that I want to buy. That's probably a good thing because I really have to work on the strategy plan for my friends. And if I buy a movie then I probably won't work on it. So I just bought my food here and I'm now going home to watch a movie and then probably start to work on the strategy plan. So I'm now at home to eat. So I just finished eating and now I want to work on my strategy plan. In English we don't call it strategy plan. We call it commercial plan. And I'm going to work on it for a long time because it's a very big document, very complex and it covers all the aspects of the business. And I have to study a lot how to do it well. And in fact I bought this book which is called how to write a strategy plan and according to me it's the most useful book ever. So I just want to show it because maybe someday you'll have to do that. So before I start to do that I almost forgot that I have to wash my investings. Ok good, so I can start to do that. Ok, ok, ok. And that's all. If you liked this movie like it, share it, share it, subscribe to my channel if you haven't subscribed yet. And I'll see you in the next movie. And if you're not there, I'll find you and I'll give you a cat. Muah! Chuck, Craig, Marvin, The Igor, Kuba, Jacob, Jay-Z Knuckles and Shane.