 Warning! This video contains super awesome content, not suitable for people who don't enjoy super awesomeness. Viewer discretion advised. Days of clapping Vena's sky may be over. That doesn't mean we couldn't bring out the po-stache Papa Meeks. My inner Johnny Sins was calling. And as much as I love growing out the beard, I knew that I had to shave for this upcoming cruise, right? And I'm shaving everything off. And just for whatever reason, I decided to leave it and you know what? I love it. I think this may be my new look. You know, boys, there's a point in time where I never even wore glasses. I was always contacts. Then I put the glasses on, everybody hated it, and all of a sudden, if I take the glasses off, you don't know what to do with yourself. You want me to put it back on. And I feel the exact same way about the stache. The stache, I believe, is here to stay. And what better way to start a banger wheel of mud episode than an iconic new look? You are seeing this wheel of mud when I'm on the cruise. And obviously, the insane Easter eggs all come out on Easter. I'm going to try and bring a camera, all my recording equipment, and my Xbox on the cruise for one 30-minute pack opening. And then when I get back on the 19th, I'll record a wheel of mud and I'll get it to you guys on the 20th. So on the 20th is when you'll see me open the Easter eggs and all that wheel of mud stuff. But for now, I still have to record a banger for you guys because really, there's only two options. Either I go on the cruise and you guys get videos, but you'll have to wait for the Easter stuff, or I just don't post for five days. And I'm not the kind of guy who's going to go five days without posting for the boys. You know what? We're talking about Easter. We do have Easter players on the squad. I'm sorry I had to wait so long to see them, but we got DK Mattcalf, 96 overall Easter. We got Gold99 Jalen Ramsey. And potentially, if we play well today, we could get even more Easter players. Clay Matthews ended up being an insane pickup. He has been God-tiered. I think we really do need a great offensive line. I don't think we're going to cut it with this online, especially in the playoffs. We could certainly be doing better, but secondary, I fucking love my secondary. I can hardly improve it. I'm pretty sure I see Simmons is getting a golden ticket and that's a prestige, but William Perry also just incredible. Don't need to upgrade him at all. And the only guy to get on a linebacker is Brandon Spikes, but Devon White, Clay Matthews, they seriously get the job done. All right, boys. And you know what? I even got the Easter colored wheel. I had to get it out for the boys. Easter is tomorrow when you're seeing this video if you're watching it when it came out. All right, look at how close I am to a jackpot. Oh, I am one little tick away from the jackpot. I will take a rising stars back though, because that is Sante Samuel that we have who was an incredible upgrade was a rising star. So certainly has potential. One, oh damn, wow. These got a lot better. So it's a guaranteed 95 plus. So we know we're getting something good. Honestly, the worst pull would be a Sante Samuel. Secondary is not going to help us. There's some corn. I don't even know what's in this bag. I'm just going to open it. What the fuck? Okay, normally I would never open another pack in a wheel of mud, but this is the final season. I'm not, what the fuck? Dude, what's it saying about that? Is that such a good pull? This pack is 37,000 trading. I made 17,000 training awful pulling him right there. 15,000. That was insane. All right, I'll allow myself one more. If this is shit, I'm just going to take it, but I'm pulling an audible on this one. How is that even possible, bro? Don't you dare. Jalen Phillips. Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Jalen Phillips, 96 overall. 94 speed, 94, so I'm not going to lie though. Where does he really fit in on our team? We'll put him in more Brandon Spikes's. So if I ever switch up my defense, which honestly I don't do very often, but if I ever want to go into a run stop defense because I'm getting shelled or I'm getting PA boot over way too many times, Jalen Phillips can come in. All right, boys, our first wheel spin, we get a 96 overall. Not entirely sure how impactful it'll be, but a 96 overall. Nonetheless, let's see how our next wheel spin is going to be college, ah! This one's so scary. This is literally one of the scariest jackpots there is. It is a jackpot. This is the scariest jackpot because it's a jackpot. I can get anything, but wait, wait, wait. Top 20 team, top 20 team, Texas, Michigan, shit, shit! Okay, fuck you by the way, U of M. Fuck the Wolverines, but the reason I'm actually pissed about this, there's an egg, there's an Easter egg. Let me show you, you guys have probably seen it. And in fact, some of you when you're watching this video, if you're watching on Easter, it's already opened, but there's a U of M Easter egg and it's probably so fucking good, but it doesn't open yet. I don't have it open yet. It's this right here. This is Charles Woodson, no doubt. It would be so sick if I could get him, but like I technically can't do that. Let's see who else we can get. Michigan has a lot of players in the league. Taylor Lawan was, I think we're gonna be able to get a really good offensive lineman here. A lot of options. I think Cesar Ruiz, for the Saints, he might have a good card. Cesar Ruiz has a 92 center. So that is an upgrade, he went to U of M. John Runyon went to U of M. He's the guard for the Packers, right? Taylor Lawan has a 94 left tackle. That's such a bummer though, because I already have a pretty good left tackle, which is Cameron Jordan. Dan Fucky Deardorff went to U of M? Dude, Dan Deardorff has a 98 overall right tackle. Don't even start to call me a casual, bro. That guy played when fucking Michael Jordan played all the plumbers and milkmen and basketball, bro. Those aren't, that's not even a real sport. We are getting the best right tackle in the game. Holy shit. Are you kidding me? You're 1.12 million. The most expensive player on my team is gonna be a right tackle? Oh, it physically hurt me to spend 1.1 million on that right there. He has a baked inability, secure protectors, strong protection versus quick block shed moves. The massive offensive line upgrade comes from the University of Michigan. I don't feel like I need to run left anymore. I now have two boss ultimate legends on the team. Sean Taylor of three, and William Perry, Sean Taylor, and Dan Deardorff. All acquired through different means. Dan Deardorff from a college jackpot, Sean Taylor from a prestige, William Perry from a pack. That's the beauty of Wheel of Mutt, ladies and gentlemen. Just kidding, just gentlemen. Women, fuck you. I hate you. You ruined my life. So if we can clap out this challenge, we will be looking real good. Let's see what we got because this will give me a pack from the store. Just need a defensive touchdown. How baller would it be? If the defensive touchdown came from Anthony Barr. We're four and one, as you guys know. Let's go catch ourselves with W, ladies and gentlemen. Big poppy dro. There's my top three. Love to see it. It's Nick Bolz. Those always concern me because that means he plays the game a lot. If they've got the maxed Freyermoot, the maxed Seasons Master, the maxed Camp Chancellor, he has no money spent though, so hopefully the rest of his squad is not that cracked. Make sure our subs are all good. Do we have all our best players in? Devin White, Clay Matthews, Anthony Barr. Oh, PA boot over, shit. It's gotta be, right? I'm gonna use Sean Taylor. I'm just gonna go back there deep and hope I don't get cover three beatered. Oh, see, he's doing it. He's totally doing it. But I'm actually on it in a sudden. Oh, there's no creativity anymore. It is literally PA boot over. Now he goes to the run. A spectacular play. Fourth, wait, it's fourth down. Oh, shit, massive stop right here. Go get him. Shit, shit. Oh, he broke that tackle too. And he's, oh, he's not faster than Isaiah Simmons. I'm fourth and sixth. Great play, Derek Henry. I was so scared of the PA boot over I wasn't ready for anything else. Might throw half back. Anthony Barr, is that a TFL? Oh, he got a yard. Shit. I don't think there's anything open. I pray he doesn't run the ball. If he runs the ball, I'm in trouble but I've got everyone in pass pro. Oh, that's so open. Dude, this guy's a fucking sweater. He knows all the good ass plays but he just missed that pass somehow. Right, he wouldn't. Low key just because he missed that pass somehow. Other than that spectacular defense we held him for three plays and got lucky for one. Let's run right side. We've got Dan Deerdorf now, baby. Look at the blocks he's throwing. Hey, Bo Jackson. Any reason I shouldn't do the exact same thing? Ooh, that's a little bit of lag. Whoa. I'm plugged into Ethernet. That better have been him who quit. I'm plugged into Ethernet. This motherfucker. No way. That's fishiest, dude. I'm fully connected to the internet still. The video's still recording. Oh, dude. Tell me if I sound like tinfoil hat here, okay? But I pick him off on the goal line. Then I run for nine yards. Then he calls a timeout, doesn't send me messages, calls a timeout, waits 60 seconds. And on the ensuing play, somehow I get signed out. In his playoff game, call me a conspiracy theorist all I want. I think he just fucking didos me. Oh, you're such a little bitch. Is it possibly a coincidence? Absolutely. It could have just been really unlucky and my Wi-Fi shot out for a second. But I'm plugged into Ethernet and it was weirdly perfect connection when he was driving down the field. I'm just gonna hop into another game. We're gonna pretend that this new game is the real game. The Deerdorf is not locked in. Jalen Phillips is not locked in. Same challenge. All good. What's his top three? Is that his top three? Was that his or mine? Ooh, it looked pretty good. I was checking to make sure my cords are all perfect. I could not tell you what play this is that he's running. Oh, just a run. Who got that? Who got that? Oh, I wish that was Anthony Barr because that was a TFL. See if I can get Namath with Barr. Get us a, oh, get us a sack on the board early. Yes, sir! Please, we're starting this game off well. No way you run that same play, right? Yeah, you gotta, it's about to say you gotta not run play action again after that. Hey, we gotta put the last game behind us. You gotta play a spectacular game here. We have no other choices, right? Hatfax kind of opened the deep crosser. Oh, yikes. That sucks so bad. I'm gonna try the stretch. I really don't believe in it, but I just like using Deerdorf. So let's see how well this sets up. Um, oh my God. Actually, I really only work because I got a lucky ass animation. But great job, Bo Jackson. I wanna hang on to this Bo Jackson until they drop an ultimate legend, Bo Jackson. And then I'll just get that. Find a way to pack a punch or something because he's so, he's gonna say he's so good. Probably should have broken that tackle, but I was really hoping for the first. Third and inches. We should get it here. Hey, he's a D-Line user. Waller is kinda sort of, yes, he is. Open sniff arm. Nice tackle, sir. Oh, Jackson up the middle, right? How's he gonna stop that? Oh, with the go, get shit on. Now, this Bo came out so long ago too. He's just that good. You think he expects a one more inside zone? Feasting. All right, I gotta claim Matthews on the light blue so he can't throw that anymore. Uh-oh, he could throw Megatron though. I knew he was gonna throw there. I just couldn't get to it in time. Oh, I blitzed the Santhe Samuel. Damn. Spectacular. Just gonna eat the one point leap. Fine by me. Five score again. I'm going for two again. What is his defense? How the fuck? All right, well, he is a D-Line user, so I shouldn't be able to do some damage here. Yes, sir. What up? Are you gonna tell me that's across the line of scrimmage? How can it be across the line of scrimmage if I wasn't scrambling? Isn't that how Madden works? I start scrambling once I'm across the line of scrimmage. All right, well, we gotta pick this up. Fourth and 12. Cooper cup. What a play! Fourth and 12, the curl. Oh, shit. Big blitz. Okay, well, he's super, super open anyway. Get right through it, Darren. If there's no challenge we'll have to worry about because it's defensive touchdown, I simply have to score and there's not a human in sight and Cooper cup makes an excellent downfield block. Peek zone sets up perfectly. Great downfield block. Peek zone bubble is back. All right. I would just like for you to catch this and get down. I think Darren Waller gets wide open, especially if it's still man coverage. And I'll gladly throw the touchdown right now. All right. Back pass! Darren Waller, you're so good. That was not a good ball. He had a de-end in my face. And all we need is the two-point. Dude, if I get this two-point, this game is damn near a lock. Oh, that is a big boy blitz. I think Tutile Jones is gonna be wide open over the middle. There he is. Tutile! Bar, bar, ho, ho, I was right on it with 834. Shit. I'm gonna go back with Anthony Barr. See, if he throws an interception on accident, it'd get another upgrade for Barr. Where would he go here? Oh, no. Of course he'd go to the single-covered swat. Oh, shit. I can't call timeout. I just gotta eat this L. If this is an L, I gotta eat it. Got you! I couldn't even call timeout. I got my mitts on it with Isaiah Simmons, and I didn't even pick it up. You know what? Actually, the tides are even now. Tides are very even. A TFL and a sack for Anthony Barr right now. Zig route. Zig route! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. You are so lucky that Anthony Barr is not an inch faster, dude. I sniffed that shit out. Anthony Barr is just, I think he's at 81 speed right now. Look at this. Oh! Oh, you motherfuckers. Don't you fucking tell me. Don't you dare have logged me out. I might be rethinking my conspiracy theory about the first guy. The first guy was super suspicious, but if I lagged out of that too, then maybe EA servers are just fucking dog water and I'm on the shit end of it right now. Are you shitting me? I am four and three now. In a video where I have, oh my God, electronic arts, go fuck yourselves. You are the saddest excuse. How many tens of millions of dollars do you fuckers make? There's not enough bananas on the planet to feed the fucking zoo of monkeys actually fucking gluing this game together with Elmer's glue. Do you remember when you'd make macaroni and cheese fucking arts in kindergarten? There's not enough glue on the planet for all the monkeys in EA to build the giant, the biggest macaroni and cheese dildo. I'm not playing another game. When I get off that cruise, I'm gonna open the most banger eggs. I have three eggs to open. I'm gonna get three God tier players. I'm gonna spin my wheel twice. I'm gonna get two God tier players. I'm gonna walk into a game and I'm going to shit. On the next three people I see, seven and three. I'll head into the playoffs and I'll shit on the next three. Take my ass to the Super Bowl and win it regardless of what EA has to say about it. I know it's not real wheel of mud rules, but I'm keeping Jaylen Phillips and I'm keeping Dan Durdorf. I don't know if I would've won the first game. I could tell you, damn straight, I was gonna win the second game. That's one, eight, three ball upgrade and that's two. He is now at tier eight. He has 85 speed, 86 agility, 86 acceleration. He continues to get better and better and he still really can't get any repulabilities. Stonewall's okay, Reach Elite's okay, but we're not gonna put anything on him quite yet. And there we go. Areaservice cannot process your requests at this time for each try a gun later. I couldn't even have better Wi-Fi. I couldn't. Nobody has better Wi-Fi than this. It's just EA servers and I got the fucking short end of the stick twice. I'm gonna go on a cruise. Next time you guys see a wheel of mud, I'll be significantly tanner hopefully. Still have the porn stash and hopefully my body count will have increased by at least one. I'm hoping to. I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.