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Cucumber Woman

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Published on Dec 10, 2010

An ode to very special woman.

An Ode to Cucumber Woman


There are only two types of women out there:
Those who like anal, and those who haven't tried it.
Cucumber Woman is the first type.
Verse I:
You do things that nice girls don't
Tell me things that many won't
Got no concept of taboo
And as for rules, you have a few

You're a not a fan hot dogs,
They are way too thin
You like those cucumbers,
Because they fit right in
When it comes to foreplay,
you let me know your needs.
You're the only one in town
Who has three stands of anal beads


Your dirty talking is not crude,
You're just linguistically inclined
You're the perfect women for me,
'cause you like it in the behind.


You're a not a fan hot dogs,
They are way too thin
You like those cool cucumbers,
Because they fit right in
When it comes to foreplay,
you let me know your needs.
You're the only one in town
Who has three stands of anal beads!


Everybody thought
that it was Stacy's mom
Who had it going on,
But they wrong

Cucumber woman,
You are the pinnacle
To me, To me, To US!
You are perfect.


You're a not a fan hot dogs,
But I'm a fan of you.
(boop boop boop)

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