 this hurts me more than it hurts you ma'am please don't do it please don't jump off no don't throw me off the building you're stuck to me i can't i've already called the police ma'am oh please i'm falling and i can't get up and every time i try i fall again i hold on hold on hold on hold on now hold on hold on and this wonderful my friend over here he's my friend he's a friend of yours is that you conwin how'd you meet him yeah that's me she needs to find her pet rat oh my god hold on ma'am hold on oh i'm falling ma'am ma'am ma'am please ma'am ma'am please please ma'am ma'am please one of them damn sewer people is here at the senior buns i could reach to the six in your buns like one oh my okay okay oh excuse me ma'am ma'am please ma'am can you put your legs down ma'am she's having a seizure and you're telling her to move okay here ma'am here i'm gonna i'm gonna carry you outside okay don't touch me don't touch me oh i don't i i don't know if i can please put me but he's touching me you can try to put her in the ambo oh yeah let's try that you're you're definitely gonna have to look at her i think she said she had a seizure and and she's okay yeah yeah it's a whole thing he's touching me inappropriate no i'm not no no i'm not all right ambulance oh lord i shouldn't have taken my medication this morning hey i'm i'm i'm serious now i found one of these damn sewer people in the senior buns i don't know how the hell he and they're are they grabbing people okay can i can i get a damn 77 here some someone is familiar that's the underground motherfucker yeah what the shit he's out here what is he doing okay let's go talk to him his name is wee wee wee okay wee wee are you are you hungry what are you okay um okay i can now that it that ain't that ain't normal that's a damn zombie that's what i'm saying hi you ever seen like the walking dead and shit yeah i mean this guy's this guy's gotta be some some sort of zombie oh no no no we're just exploring and we're going to take a no oh dinner you want dinner oh no no i'm not not not not not not not. what do you want to do you want to ride in a car no no no. do you have a do you have a friend you met him with? oh shits you really kept him slacks here. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Cam, we got that situation with that individual with the... Wee-wee is from the sewers also. Yes, I see the guy. Right, with the flower on his head. Yeah, what about him? Yeah, he's asking for the little guy. So I don't know. I think you're more... You and his these were, like, more involved with it. Yeah. I'm a police officer, sir. My name is Captain Slaggs. Do you understand me? No, no, I'm bones. No, I'm... Yeah, I'm like a boner. So I'm like officer bones. No, yeah, you kind of... Do you smell that shit? Yes, um... You're looking for a small guy, right? Yeah, yeah, so the small guy... What do you need him for? Hey, quarter, what are you gonna see in your bus? Hey, stop slapping my ass. He's slapping my ass. Quit slapping my damn ass. How did they stole my food? How did these people get out? He's super people got out. I have to report it right because they stole my food. I don't know what's wrong with them. Oh, the officer, the one with the Irish accent. He does treat appropriately. Come this way, come this way. Officer Shisee, can you handle this? There's a lot going on right now. Oh, there he is. The one who stole my food. You stole my food and touched me inappropriately. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Can you handle this? Ma'am, I did not touch inappropriately. Ma'am, ma'am. Are you serious? No, I did not. She is lying. Ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, are you serious right now? Ma'am, ma'am. No, I didn't. I didn't know such things. I'm telling you. I'm so sorry he did that to you. Hey, remember what you called me? Remember what you called me? I only said that. Ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, can you hear me? Ma'am, I need you to listen to me real closely. You're speaking awfully loud. Like twice the volume of damn near everybody else. Sorry, I'm trying to speak a little quieter. Yeah. All right, okay. Oh. Hey, dammit. I'm working here, okay? You're slapping me in the ass. That is not... No, I did not, ma'am, please. What happened? How did you faint? I got sick. They stole my food. Oh, so you're hungry? Oh, yes, I'm very hungry. I'm very thirsty. If you help me, I will give you one magical fairy princess wish. What do you like for a magical fairy princess wish? Ma'am, my wish would be to... If you could please reduce the volume at which you're sleeping. That right there is cute. Yeah, I think that's about... Oh, I'm so sorry, I was just... What the hell is going on? It's fine. Spade points are loud. What about... Despite 132, I was abandoned vehicle and we're bound on David Avenue across Austin. We got the same. James, James. We got the same. Oh, she doesn't like to share anything. James, this is a damn situation, okay? This is a damn situation, okay, James? Oh, I don't feel good. Are you stuck to me? Yeah. Oh, dear. I do have that effect on people. Okay, stop. You should've seen my head. I haven't. The moment he stopped me, he was attached to my head. Okay, well, we're wrong. I gotta fix this. I don't want my last name to be Cornward. Heavens, no. Heavens, no. Thank you, though. It's not your fault, really. Ma'am. Your shoe does not smell good, Officer Cornward. Ma'am, what do you see? Oh, I think I need to see a doctor. Yeah, I think I need to see a damn exorcist. Oh, God. Oh, oh. Please let go of me, Officer. Help! Wait, hold on. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, hold on here. Let me... I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. Just relax. This hurts me more than it hurts you, ma'am. Please don't do it. No, don't throw me off the building. I've already called the police. You're stuck to me. I can't. I've already called the police. Oh, fuck. Oh, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. I don't think we want to get anywhere near that, probably. Officer, please! Wait, where's... Oh, no bones. You okay there, big guy? He tried to kill me because I'm running for mayor. Is that through? You're a freaking babe. Okay, looks like this is a very bad time to have noodle arms. Oh, no. I just can't lift you right now. Can you just try real hard? The police officer threw me off the building. I'm going to shoot myself. Howdy. How you feeling? What happened? Damn, I don't know. It was a damn force of nature. Got stuck to somebody and ended up on the building, fell off, and here we are. Okay, you'll be fine. I'll take care of you today. There we go. You're looking good. Yeah, I'm ready. Up on Adamcourt where you got to get up there and save this city. Are you running for mayor? Yeah, I am actually. People were telling me you're running for mayor. What are your policy on turtles? Delicious. What are you going to do about the animals? We're going to put them down. Okay, that's fair. Okay, I got to help your other officers there. Thank you, Cordo. I appreciate you, Fisher. Okay, D.S. Don't do that. I hate you. Listen, son, I don't give a shit where you're from. I don't give a damn if you're from Italy, or Mexico, or wherever the hell. You're cute. I do care about is you got to take the volume of your voice and you got to lower it a little bit. For one, and then second off, on top of lowering the volume of your voice, you got to make sure that when you're speaking to people, you're speaking to people at a range in which they should be able to hear you. If I'm in the damn parking lot, I shouldn't be able to hear you. Because otherwise, people ain't going to want to talk to you because you're going to be damn near talking over everybody and they can't hear what they're even thinking themselves. How you doing? I'm going to shoot myself in the head. Slacks, I'm going to shoot myself in the head. Slacks, I'm going to shoot myself right now. I'll fix him. I'll fix him. Cornwood. I mean, this is bad, what I'm about to tell you. Wait, what happened? You remember that lady? She may have passed away. Oh, Lord, really? Where is she? At the hospital right now. I'm just hearing her flat line for like, it's been like a minute or two minutes now. Hey, what happened? I think she's dead. Yeah, they said she's dead. Where'd they take her? You recognize this woman? Yeah, we were trying to help her and we ended up on the damn, we ended up on the damn roof. She was stuck to me while I was trying to carry her. I was trying to make sure she was situated. Hey, is it appropriate that her body is hanging off the table? Oh, it's not a thing right now. Ah, yeah, she's dead. It doesn't matter. We remind them that he's no longer available for people. Yeah, just try to send him the one from the archive. I mean, she's old. I mean, that probably is what... Oh. Oh, my blood sugar. Ah, the heck? As soon as she quit out. Lord, I can't hear you. Back up on your feet. All right, I appreciate it. Okay, all right. Wait, where did she... Where's the pulse record? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's it. We'll get this. I'm sorry. I thought she'd passed away. I didn't realize she was still with us. Actually, do you want to give me your phone number so you don't have to wait around for me to get this finished off? I can send it to you. Yeah, so... Blood sugar. I just ate a pizza. I guess it wasn't enough. I just ate a pizza. Sorry that this had to happen. I'm sure it's not fun for you either. Yeah, I mean, this is... It's a shame, unfortunately. All right. Today has been a dadgum shit show. I'll be honest with you. Oh, okay. Probably nothing.