 Uh, can I have a link to the... Ugh, do I have to or...? Yeah. God. She'll be found here. I think. There we go. Thank you. There we go. I watched The Gentleman, by the way, as that is a strange format for a movie. What? Did you like it, though? I did like it. It was just weird. I just didn't see it coming. Weird? I, uh... I thought it was fucking awesome. The awesome film. It was cool. I'm not sure I prefer it over Snatch, though. Snatch is still Bay. Oh, shit, we're live. Yeah! Didn't even warn us or get our kids bent or anything. You just took advantage of us more. Who's more? I am Wombo. Spookler. Spookler, yeah. Please don't say the word spook without looking into its racist origins. I'm sorry, yeah. I'm always doing this. Spunkler. What about... Can we say spunk? Is that okay? Spunkler. I think it's always good, yeah. Excellent. Count Sponkler. Sponkler. Somehow it doesn't inspire the type of scares that you would kind of hope. You know, but that's the way we are. How Spooky should spunk? Yeah. How Spooky should Spunk be? Just completely. All of it. Spunk sounds like the past tense of spank. I have spunk the prostitute. Oh, wow. I mean... I have spunked in the prostitute. Yeah, one could interpret that in many ways. But yeah, I see people are in chat. Excellent, we got it. Welcome to the Halloween. We decided to cover... Last year we covered a really scary movie called Van Helsing. That was very scary. Going equally scary with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. So terrifying that Sean Connery was scared from acting ever again. This literally killed Sean Connery's career. It feels like the first thing anyone would ever say about this film. It's more famous for that than anything else. It's just like, yep. It's not entirely fair, but it is what it's known for. Because we watched it. We did a Nephap movie for it. You guys probably won't see that for a year. Much like the Van Helsing one. Those people in the Van Helsing one were like, wait, didn't they already do a Nephap movie for this? They just do it again. Yeah, a lot of people thought that. Because we had a Nephap on it. We had a Nephap with... What's the weird guy? Nostalgia Critic. Weird guy. I was panicking for a second then. I was like, shit. I'm right here. I don't know how much of it will make it into the final cut. But yeah, I was watching League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It was a blast. It's pretty much two hours of us just going, how the fuck does that work? It is a weird film. I mean, that's the plan. We're basically just going to talk about that. And then check out Nostalgia Critic's review of it probably. That's what you do on Halloween. You check out the scariest creators. And yeah, he's up there. I love the aspect of this movie. And I guess we'll get into it as we go. But how it makes really old, clunky, inefficient technology that was probably a nightmare to work with seem really easy and slick and effective. Oh, do you mean like moviemaking stuff? Yeah, like in the context of this movie, like because it's obviously set at the turn of the century. So they don't have all the things that we take for granted today. But they use what they have in the context, like how we would use iPads and cell phones and stuff nowadays. Like they get given a gramophone record and they just immediately have like this old timey gramophone just right next to them ready to go so that they can play it. It's awesome. I'm surprised you're just open with the Nautilus feel like so. Yeah, like they're in a fridge and they've got like a telegraph system that's set up to send messages from the bridge to the fridge for some reason. It's a huge ship. There's one for communication. It was very, it was the cutting edge of naval technology. They are asking us to buy a lot though in that movie. They're asking us to buy a lot. The Nautilus did appear in a 10 foot paddling pool. So I'm still wondering how that one worked and then watching how it went through the canals of Venice. Yeah, watching that thing go through Venice was one of the highlights of my week. And they didn't even really bother trying to do anything about like like exploit like, oh, it's only in the very big part of one part of it. They were just like, that's in Venice. Well, I didn't know that. I didn't know the canals were like a hundred feet deep, you know, to allow this this absolutely jig Norma ship to go through. But yeah, I've only seen this film twice, you know, the first time I saw it was back in 2003. And then the second time I saw it was today. And I do recall seeing it back in day and thinking, this is stupid, stupid film. And then watch it today. And I was like, oh my God, 2021 standards. This is a lot of fun. Yeah, I found it fun. I'd seen it a whole bunch when I was younger. And I just remember like specific parts where there was some parts where I was just like, holy fuck. Like this this this film is actually insane. Just the amount of work that went into making this thing. Clearly. But then the weird time of where they come they're still doing practical stuff, but they're also just using really horrible CGI. Yeah, it was that horrible era of we're playing with CGI now. And yeah, there was a lot of just like mess and shaky screen and we're shaking it because we don't want you to see what's actually happening here because the CGI is not great. And it's a shame because there's a good combination there of really crappy CGI, but some really good practical effects. Yeah, but the two don't mix. Yeah, like we were talking about costumes and props and. Yeah, it's got this. It's like the art department really went to town on this film. Despite the shittiness of the script and they they produce these big elaborate sets like these extravagant uniforms, like all the characters are dressed amazing. And like even things like the guns are all ornate and like they're all like silver and embossed with all this engraving stuff on them that's totally pointless and unnecessary. But it just fits with the aesthetic of the Nautilus and the crew. It just it all looks great. It's just fun to see. You've got when it comes to a lot of the unnecessary things that they did to the film's benefit. You were talking about the like the Nautilus crew, right? They have very nice uniforms. They all kind of match. They got the blue and it's very opulent and ornate. And they have these refitted decked out stand guns that are shiny and chrome. And there's there's a scene when they are in Venice and they have a bunch of divers from the Nautilus who are going to go underneath Venice to try and disarm the bombs and they don't they don't do anything in the story. They have basically zero role in the film other than here's what they're supposed to do. Oh, they can't do it almost that quickly. But these divers walk out of the Nautilus and there's like four of them and they have their own jumpsuits that are white. They have these helmets that have these metal faces on the outside of them with with the tubes coming out to their brief packs on the back. And that was totally unnecessary. All they had to say was, yeah, we're going to send some divers. But no, they went out and they just for a few seconds, they had these divers walking around in their own dedicated uniforms that must have been a pain in the butt to make. And you know, this this is this is a great example actually of subverting your expectations. Like that whole sequence, because your assumption would be that it's going to lead to some really tense scene where they find the bombs and they're trying to find a way to disarm them in time before they go off. And you know, and it's all going to be your ticking clock scenario while there's fight scenes going on and stuff. In reality, they rock up the divers, as you say, come out and you think, right, these guys are going to get used and then the bombs just immediately go off and they're like, oh fuck, we're too late. And then we get this crazy car action scene with. When they introduced the car for the very first time, I was just like, I've forgotten what the car was like. And I was just like, holy shit, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. The Red Skull wishes he had a car like that. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. The best part of it was like. Magnificent and ostentatious. And arguably the first automobile in history, that's how he introduces it, like brand new technology. And then he also, um, Sawyer just knows how to use it like perfectly. Easy. Yeah. And then this is, I call it, he should have said an automobile. That's what he should have called it. What's great about it as well? I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't really roll off the tongue. Maybe you should call it, you know, automobile. Yeah. Automobile. An automobile. An automobile. Well, you know, because he's American. It's just something like that. But as you were saying there, like it's, it's set in the year 1900. So it's, and we keep getting the date. Sorry, 1899. Yeah. He's telling us. Every fucking scene, what date. This all occurred in the year that it occurred. So this is literally before production cars were even like invented. And yeah, it's got performance in excess of like a Bugatti Veyron from today. Like this thing is cool. The Nautilus, just so we're being clear. It's, the part I was going to reference is just so funny is when they're about to leave and they're like, you can track this thing, right? He's like, yup. It's like, what? I love the concept of this. Because obviously it's like some kind of primitive version of the Avengers where you've got to assemble a team of superheroes and, you know, they're going to have to fight some master criminal or villain or whatever. So it's the same exact premise. But with the Avengers, they at least had, one, they had movies for most of the characters before because Marvel were actually kind of smart at setting that stuff up. But most of them you kind of knew anyway. You know, if you're talking about someone like Thor or the Incredible Hulk, most people know what they are anyway. They're familiar with them. In this case though, you've got guys like Alan Quartermain or, you know, Dorian Gray or Mina. People you just never fucking heard of and it's like, okay, they all have to get explained then we have to understand where they came from, what their powers are and everything. And the movie has to... I was fully averse of who these people were apart from Alan Quartermain. I think it's probably the least known of them all. It seems to me that everyone... Dorian Gray in the story of Dorian Gray. Everyone's got different amounts of information by the looks of things, because me and Rags knew Dorian Gray. I think when we were watching it, everyone else was like who? And we were like, oh, it's the painting guy. Okay. But they messed up his origin because it was just like, when I get injured or die, it transfers to the painting, but it's not because it's when he does evil and all of his decadence and sins and all that. That's what all translates to the painting as well. So every bit of decadence, every bit of naughtiness that he does, evil that he does, everything transfers to the painting, which they should have set up because of course he's the one that betrays the group. So they should have set that up instead of just being... If I get milled, it transfers to the painting. It keeps me alive. He probably should have been smarter about where he kept it as well instead of hanging it on his actual wall in his house. Like maybe just put it in a safe and bury it in concrete or something so no one can ever get into it. Yeah, because apparently Moriarty stole it and was like, you ain't having it back until you do evil stuff for me. He should be good. Keep it. Because I can't look at it. Yeah, that's a good point. If I see it, then it's gonna... What was the thing about his death scene? It was just like, if you just close your eyes, dude, you'll be right. You know what's coming out. Shut your eyes. He's almost as spoilers. Oh, well. Sorry we spoiled this 20-year-old movie. We will be spoiling it, yeah. Because I feel like it's like, should we have introduced this better? It's like, drinking pretty much did with the whole of Edges thing, but like the way this works is evil guy is doing evil... I think he's trying to start a worldwide war. Is his goal as his false persona, the Phantom? Meanwhile, he's desperately trying to get access to the powers of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that he builds himself to get access to the abilities to then sell to the highest bidder. I would like to apologise for spoiling Oscar Wilde's 1890s Dorian Gray story for anyone else. Again, I was gonna say, depending on who you talk to, I don't know who is the least known character in this movie, because, I mean, we all know Sherlock, right? So, Moriarties, there's a good chance everyone's heard of him as a villain. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna know who the invisible man is or kind of self-explanatory. Yeah. You're gonna know who Captain Nemo is, clearly. Yeah. Nina Hawker is, like, the idea is that she's... Because if you've seen Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nina Hawker's in that, right? But she's not a... She a vampire, I can't remember anymore. I haven't seen any... She's the wife. I think we were meant to get... I mean, I think the person we were meant to get was like Van Helsing. But for a sake of, you know, flavour, we got her instead, but I think that... Oh, Van Helsing would have been awesome in this. I feel like he was... That's really so much better. Dude, especially Hugh Jackman's Van Helsing. Fuck it. Yeah. Absolutely. Goddamn, what could have been? Captain Nemo, I doubt many people have ever fucking heard of. I've heard of Captain Nemo. Yeah, but I said many people. I am old, so yeah, I gotta take that into consideration. What's cool about it, though, is just that Captain Nemo's definitely someone that's like, this guy's cool. He's got a lot of style. Well, all I knew about Captain Nemo was he was in a submarine. That's all I really knew about him, though. Captain Nemo on a submarine. What a submarine it was. Yeah, because we talked about, you know, obviously there's quite a few characters in this and you have to spend a bit of time introducing them all because, like we were saying, some of them are not going to be too familiar. And it's a shame because guys like Captain Nemo don't get much in the way of character development. And they seem like they would be interesting people. The movie kind of implies that he's a pirate and he's raided, you know, merchant ships and things like that. Like he's not necessarily a good person. He's an evil past. But yeah, but then you never really delve into it and, you know, it's unfortunate because I wanted to know more about guys like that. Yeah, the most interesting element of Nemo is more so just the fact that Quatermain and Hyde both go from being like, mmm, with him to, I like you. Like that's pretty much the because Nemo himself is pretty static throughout the whole film. He's pretty solid. He's just like the facilitator for the most part. He's just, you know, you need a ship. Okay, here's Nautilus. You need a car. Okay. Well, yeah, their team is nothing without him. No. He's the Tony Stark of the team, basically. He's the plot enabler. I liked Hyde as well, Jekyll and Hyde. You know, again, he's probably the best to develop the characters. Yeah. I guess his thing is that he's like the incredible Hulk. You know, he turns into this monster and like by the end of the movie, he's got to try and form a truce with it, I suppose so that they can work together. Yeah. It's pretty much detailed or complicated arc, but it's an arc that works. Yeah, they were both fearful that the other would dominate. So they were reluctant to give up their forms and then as it turns out, they were stronger together. They were stronger together. I would say there was an angle of like fuck it, be Rage Monster or what could I possibly use this for in terms of good and then it gets a few opportunities and it's like, this is working out, actually. You know, because Hyde still just loves beating the fuck out of people. It's very similar to Hulk Smash. I like the way that they describe the potion. He describes the potion because he's like, how are we going to beat this guy? And he's just like, oh, he's burning through the potion because he's he's expending so much energy. So you realize that expenditure of energy in the Hyde form burns up the potion. So inevitably he will revert back to sorry, but yeah, inevitably he will revert back to Dr. Jekyll. And then the Hyde prosthetics, man. It's like pretty good. That's the unfortunate thing because he looks good for the most part, but then the guy, he has to fight the big red steroid guy. It's just some of the worst CGI I've seen in a long time. Honestly, I think I said what we were looking at. It's like the eras are fighting each other. Like, like CGI. Yeah. Like I said, it's that awkward period in history where they were just switching over from practical to CGI and this was trying to balance some of it and, oh god, you know. Yeah. We commented as well, like the transition from Hyde to Jekyll where he's kind of like morphin between the two and like it's, you get like kind of camera flashes almost and then you see him like this horrible kind of combination of these two things all deformed. That's really cool stuff. Again, I think that's practical makeup and stuff that they used and it looks great. You just you only see it for a moment or two, but it's enough to give you a real impression of what's going on there and I like that. Yeah. Some horror, some like the horror the guy has to go through in the transformation phase because there's one bit where he's transforming when he's all chained up and I think it's like halfway through the transformation and his face is just like completely distorted and contorted and was just like, oh, that's really good. Yeah. They pan through all the characters just being like Jesus. Yeah. Fuck. I like the way he said, don't come near if you value your life. Meanwhile, all the fucking soldiers on the ship are just smacked around everywhere. They just keep walking right up to you. Yeah. Don't worry about these guys though. They're expendable. Yeah. It's funny as well because Van Helsing's hide. He's the opening action scene. He just gets killed. This is like in this movie hide is like the heart of the movie almost. Yeah. Different folks is different adaptations. Yeah. I think again, when we were talking about the game, we were talking about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's just this crazy soldier guy who just fucking drinks an entire bottle of the potion. He'll do that guy. Where did he come from? That guy is like a standout in terms of zero like development yet so engaging because he's just laughing and cackling through all of his little scenes. He's just like, I just love being a bad guy. Yeah. Fully embraced it. I think it's kind of a shame that they did sort of revert to the fight you but evil kind of thing at the end. I think that they should have mixed it up. They should have had I feel, I think it's okay for Mina and Dorian to fight because of their history but it would have been neat if you had Dorian who's essentially this immortal guy and that could have been a fun fight for like Alan and Tom to have to fight him because they're just mortal dudes and they have to keep him at bay while maybe someone's fetching the portrait and so that's a timer that they're on just having him with bullets but all it does is delay him, you know. Yeah, they have to slow him down. You could have Skinner could be fighting the big Hulk man one's totally invisible and the other one's just brute strength. You could have Jekyll fighting, I don't know big armor dudes, something instead of just, you know let's really mix it up. How would you play them against each other if they had to fight? I did like the battle of the immortals I thought that was that was alright. There were some good quips from Dorian where he's just, you know, because they're running each other through with swords and obviously it does nothing and he just sort of shrugs and he's like we're going to be at this all day. Little bit of self-awareness which is nice. Honestly I think when we were watching it, like someone said that like seconds before he did it was like there you go and yeah, they put Nemo against Giant Mr. Hyde which was an interesting choice because he helped I guess he, well he didn't but he was there. Well he helped there was a save Jekyll. He just goes into like Mads swordsman mode for a few seconds and he gets insanely fast. He gets boobs, doesn't do much I think Captain Nemo's most impressive invention though is his incredible plot armor. Yeah I think that counts for a lot of characters in this. There's a lot of plot armor in a lot of these scenes where all the baddies have these machine guns and they're just shooting and shooting and the good guys never get touched not a single time. Nope. Well the first scene with Sean Connery where they come into the the bar in Africa and then suddenly they all pop out with machine guns and he's just stood in the open and they face the mess with every single shot while he dives for cover. Well Sean's stuntman dives for cover clearly not him. The shame for that to me is that they could easily have made it because he clues on they've got armor and he deals with that by aiming in the gaps and stuff and he's like oh that's good because yeah his accuracy and his intelligence as a combat veteran instead he just walks out to the middle of the room sees the old machine guns and goes oh what are you doing? There's a weird thing as well where he keeps grabbing chairs and like pushing people against walls with them I think it's this one guy specifically it's one guy that he ends up hitting with multiple pieces of furniture but the guy must be just getting pissed off like why'd you keep coming at me with chairs stop it. If I could redo this movie reformat if I had total creative control to face it alright rags you get to remake the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in this time machine that you've used or whatever. I'm cutting the Venice scene almost entirely or we're doing something else I think the Venice scene is basically a total waste. I would add something I would add Sean Connery actually caring about all his friends dying at the beginning because he just doesn't seem to give a shit. Oh you're right yeah. He does. They do just sort of die and he's just like oh well Okay let's go to London. Which is actually more of a problem because that's true because he's very much characterised in this film as someone who's lost so many people that he doesn't even want to go on adventures anymore but that's the idea. So yeah this should have hit way harder to lose everybody in this building. Yeah a son, two wives and then all these friends who help him get harassed you know who prevent him from getting harassed by people who want to know who he is just get mowed down. He's just like don't care. That guy gets shot and he's just like wrong quarter made. Is that more of a just haha or is that you're actually upset I don't know. Your buddy just died for you. It was a cute relationship because that guy clearly likes recanting his adventures but he doesn't anymore. So that's like they set up and stuff. Yeah you're right the whole building blows up and he's just like hmm There's probably a lot of people in that big hotel. Well yeah there's the I don't know what you call him the porter or whatever at the beginning who shows and he's like you know look out this and look out that during the fight and then he just stays in the hotel he just gets mowed down and he's like take me to a lunch and I'm coming over and he's just like oh don't you want to say oh my god my friends they're all dead. All my friends are all my friends are dead. All my friends are dead so let them go. I'm gonna try and find it but I skimmed past it while we were talking the possibly worst like compositing of a thing ever and mostly unnecessary. I don't know if you guys remember it but I'll try and write it as I was finding it. I wasn't even going to talk about the explosion because there's a couple of things in this movie that kind of stuck with that but it's when he's got the gun on Moriarty and someone turns up behind him and Sawyer but they're on a green screen for some reason. Yeah that's the end. It's not Invisible Man I'll show it now. No it's not other so if you guys just pull up the stream I'll show you it's so fucking bizarre. They've got Moriarty dead to rights and then you see this spooky little soldier doing a peek. You see him over there? And then look at this where it's like what the fuck's happening now? Why is he on a green screen? Yeah Look at the hideous Look at that Look at the lighting So much lighter It's so ugly I don't know how it happened Okay And now It looks like Tom's on that green screen too Yeah What's crazy about it Why did you need to do that? What the fuck happened? Yeah that's all I can imagine is they shot the movie and were like oh shit that didn't come through right or I just put them on a green screen and somebody like adjust the lighting to match the scene Nah nobody would notice It's the beauty of it's the magic of visual effects this in 2003 you know it can only go up for me Well it's possible that because they don't shoot movies in order chronologically in the film this might have been something they shot early, mid, wherever and then I don't know maybe someone realized how do we get the show down with Moriarty later because like how do we go from this to how does Moriarty get away you know I don't know I couldn't explain it that is like you're right that is like the worst compositing ever It's really ugly There is a reason for it I just wish I knew what that was Yeah it would be great to know why it ended up that way but all of us were like when we saw it That's resources into figuring this out Moriarty on why did you make this decision Why did you do this to us Someone said the filming was severely interrupted by massive flooding but this would be on one scene right like this shouldn't be Yeah I mean you could maybe speculate on all the different possibilities for sure I guess we're talking about like it would be great to know the specific reason for definite you know Maybe it is just um it's funny you know how you were saying earlier it's like this was the awkward part where like visual effects wasn't quite there yet and practical maybe this is like the same for reshoots because now there are like reshoots where they can actually just do digital stuff to fix it all up but here they were like yeah let's try that and then it didn't work and they should have actually just gone back to the set or something to do it It really feels like they would have wanted to do that but Sean Connery was just like no I'm not fucking going near that movie Yeah I'm already retired That's a fair topic to bring up I was keeping my eye out for it and I just didn't spot it he seems to be engaged with this film he doesn't come across as an actor who hates his life when he's doing this film I agree This isn't like great amazing performance level for Sean Connery but this is totally like you're never taken out of the film he seems to be doing it into it up at least I mean are we going to go through this sort of are we going to start doing a little brief synopsis of a lot of this stuff are we just going to jump into a response I was totally fine with just jumping around if people wanted to but at the same time I guess we could it's um these strange people from all over the world have pulled together to defeat the Phantom After the opening of the film is like a tank sequence it is God bless that policeman who stands right in front of it with his hand like no halt it just runs him the fuck over have you got a license no boom yeah he just goes right down and then they kill them all anyway except apart from one so just leave one alive to tell the story let's not start chasing it and hitting it with their truncheons they hit it with their one of the bobby states what are the truncheons yeah I mean boop boop boop he went over to the inspector remember they would have never seen anything like this before I don't think the first time what 2018 or something like that it was World War I if that thing is a million hit points and the truncheon takes off once it's like well even if I wasn't familiar with tanks as a weapon of war I would look at this enormous metal thing that was moving at high speed and just like nah my truncheon ain't going to do much against that I think more would make it save rolls as well against those hits you know you probably have a 2 plus save against those truncheons there is a they weird I would totally change this plot line this idea of the bad guy uses a tank he's invented a tank because he's he's the big smarts and he has all of the brain he's like Nemo but evil or Nemo but eviler it's complicated and he uses this tank to just roll right in downtown London brazen as can be crashing into a building to get some schematics for Venetian I guess under water column placement think schematics the blueprints for Venice basically in downtown London in a bank and then he uses those to plant a bunch of bombs there later so that he could sink Venice or something I can't remember why he wants to sink Venice was there I think it's just because he's a real evil there's some kind of not like a peace conference for him but there's not some kind of big gathering of people maybe a place to Venice but I don't know diplomats and stuff that he wanted to assassinate I don't know I feel like this is a really roundabout way of doing that when you have the bombs do you need these images to just because they don't seem that detailed and you could just plant bombs because remember how many bombs he has he's like a million bombs Venice seems pretty fragile in this movie so just blow up random buildings and that would probably do the same job I guess this film makes Venice look like London anyway and it's super lame as well it's not part of his plan that he stages this attack in London to get the plans for Venice but he also frames some other country like Germany I think for being the one responsible for it to push all these you know nations closer to war but you're staging the attack with technology that the Germans don't even remotely have and everyone involved would have to know that like I mean somebody has this technology so I guess I'm curious how they managed to frame Germany for it is it just yeah and he's got all of his goons over all of the buildings and they have all of the machine guns and it's just it's nonsense there's no like clever subterfuge really when it comes to his plan he just walks in and blows stuff up yeah his plan relies on every person involved like taking everything that he sees at face value and just immediately believing the lies that he concocts and the framing of other people being responsible for things and not really investigating it to any degree and that's the only way this could really happen that sequence closes out with the brink of war we know what one of the biggest things that kicked off World War I was was some guy getting shot and so you have the idea that maybe that's something they play into where the stakes aren't I'm going to start it would be interesting because the theme of the film is kind of like the clashing of the old world and well like the 19th century into the 20th century this new world order but it doesn't really explore that aspect at all of these countries for like why are they allied with each other for what reason like what do they have in common how can we manipulate these archaic to our advantage it's ironic because the good guys have like you say you're exactly right about the clash of the old and the new and modern industrialized technology versus like old-fashioned gentlemanly conduct and stuff but then the good guys have got the by far the most advanced technology the world has ever seen at their disposal and it looks nice and there's no real character conflict that like it's not like Quatermain versus Moriarty represents the old versus the new because Quatermain's using new shit throughout the whole thing that's yeah it's like if there was a theme that they were going for they really didn't care to commit to it at all I guess we would just try to look for it we're like is that there well a lot of this they rely on a set of things that aren't meaningful differences you have at the beginning you have this gray in black painted mark one style British World War one tank all the baddies their guns are just like riveted bolted iron blocks with AK seven mags clunked down to the bottom of them at the end in his mega evil fortress which is also Moria you have the guys with their the big armor suits and you see the rivets and the welding lines and they're just clunking around and it looks very evil and super-duper industrial but Nemo's guys are all nice and they're well stylized and opulent and shiny they're clean and everything is just lovely and that's kind of as far as that goes do you guys remember the army of Ironman yeah it was it was like Ned Kelly knockoff I feel like these are closer to Ironman than Ned Kelly especially later on they are definitely they're mechanized later on they have weapons and stuff they're very much like the Mark one Ironman suit I didn't notice that, that's CGI it's this whole sequence where they look at the crazy evil factory it's all CGI it's just Oddworld Apes Odyssey it looks like except for the world have like a style it's just too soon you start to ask questions like Resident Evil like who's paying for all of this and how is this it's hard for how have you done this who are all these people that you've employed do they just hate world that's a question if he's that rich why does he need more money does he want to foster war for the fun it's like he's clearly trying to make money right yeah exactly yeah so it's like he's gonna trigger the war it happens to the various sites and make a shit zillion dollars but then he already had a shit zillion dollars he has no principle to ask that how is that gonna materially improve your situation yeah Moriarty is kind of just this is about humanity, I hate this about humanity I'm gonna show the world what humans are really like nothing ever really changes it's just all the now we have guns and tanks but it doesn't change anything about who we are and Alan's like no people are great and brilliant and josh, josh, josh they go on and do their see that's easy just us talking about this here you can see how rich this is with possible ideas that you could explore in this movie movie is filled with possible ideas this is ideas the movie it is ideas the movie that they don't commit to they have a lot of things that they throw into this film that it's like oh that's kind of neat oh that can be kind of interesting it feels like there's no meaningful effort to explore it or commit to anything very shallow I feel I mean it's extravagant but shallow there's just so much stuff there's so much stuff but very little of it is of substance part of the fact that we have so many characters that have such rich histories that we don't even know if our audience knows and so they desperately try and throw a lot of it in but also we need to develop the relationships with everyone else also the villains and the locations the technology the point of the film so many things going on at once it could be a warning about relying on technology maybe the the late end of the 19th century was maybe the aspect of like all the industrial revolution and that age has really brought us all of these wonders and gadgets and gizmos and electricity and gas and all this sort of stuff but a warning of what it could bring and things like that I feel like the easy things to tap into would be the idea of maybe the technology I feel like should almost not be the most important part the most important part should be the changing of the way that we approach life in these sort of situations less rigid less bound by like old standards of conduct and things like that and she could have maybe a villain who's incredibly ruthless and just does anything like by any means necessary he doesn't care about rules or being a gentleman there is still a place for gentlemen in this world the other interesting thing about World War I is the war that did away with aristocracies all across Europe exactly and so again you could explore interesting ideas there about him wanting almost seeing himself as a champion of the people like I'm going to sweep away all these corrupt old monarchies that have been dominating Europe and the world for centuries that would be ironic if he was aristocracy and he thought that wars like this would allow for the aristocracy to hold power by issuing their political stuff out but then it's not in the movie we just want one of those well we know in World War I that's not quite how it worked out but he thought it would be the other way that could be interesting yeah maybe that it was inevitable maybe I would say probably would in terms of the aristocracy's power they could have done something cool where Moriarty he's super well connected he has all of these influences and everything so his baddies would try and they'd infiltrate the he wouldn't the the Kaisers and the Zars and the stuff like that and he would have like they would be giving him bad advice or trying to set up some kind of conflict in a more clever way he's got this kind of yeah yeah he'd make a cool villain speaking of villains by the way I do want to make sure we highlight that is Dracula from Van Helsing who is our villain it's just funny that he popped up here there and in Mission Impossible 2 this was the height of his career yeah in that like early 2000s periods and then he just kind of faded out nobody has any idea where he is now he's gone completely someone asked has Rags mentioned guns or World War II yet he does at least once per stream well there are a few interesting things that I did notice about this I mentioned that the the tank at the beginning is clearly like a British Mark one tank it doesn't even have the gun turrets on the sides of it yet it's just sponsors the for prop wise the bad guys they just got AK-47 mags and stuck them on the bottom coming out of the big block that is their machine guns you could just tell by the ribbing on the mags Nemo's guys they have Sten guns that are just chromed up and really highly stylized but they're Sten guns they went into World War II weren't they there for like paratroopers and stuff Sten guns didn't come around until World War II that's right and little prop things you notice like which makes you wonder did they purposefully go out and make guns that look like that or did they have a bunch of either old Sten guns or just old props and they just used those as a base that they added a bunch of parts to to make them all shiny and nice looking I don't know about the gentlemanly thing you brought up I was just thinking about how like there's pieces there like at the end he automane shoots to save the kid and then he gets stabbed in the back by his opponent yeah that could have been the payoff if you had that idea going through I feel like that's the right idea that they should have had for this story is the idea the world has changed but that doesn't mean that we have to sacrifice our values in the face of this new technology that we can still be gentlemen yeah don't lose what great things this could have been this could have been a through line for quarter main during this movie where he's in a way like bound up to that old fashioned idea of chivalry and gentlemanly conduct and because of that he keeps almost losing you know it allows more reality to outsmart him in various situations and it's only at the end the value of that you know that spirit of self-sacrifice and you know honor comes through and saves the day proving that it's not relevant you could have worked off of that idea you have Alan quarter main who's older and he's the more gentlemanly type and instead of Tom Sawyer he could have been the other extreme and then they end up meeting in the middle by the end where they're like ah there's a time and place for it but there's also like sometimes you got to get your hands dirty and I thought Tom Sawyer character was meant to be the surrogate son and it was meant to be a son you know him trying to reconcile the death of his son relationship with him and it just went nowhere they didn't do that they just yeah they it's sort of um yeah I don't know they're trying to juggle a whole lot there's something in terms of had quarter main chosen to delete villain he would have lost another person and so he chose to save him this time and it cost him his life you can argue that's there um as a result of the history he's had and so he says let this new era be yours son or something like that right but it didn't feel as if it was a payoff because it didn't feel as if they really worked at the relationship they didn't get enough substance for sure yeah because the main thing they have is when they teach them how to use the gun if we had more yeah and then he pisses them off yeah he says something really fucking stupid yeah it's like is this how you taught your son to shoot just told you his son is dead just fuck you there's never any there's never any um as far as I know reconciliation with that moment they just sort of carry on with the movie um yeah oh well that's on my mind is that a real tiger was it supposed to be a real tiger or was it like a hallucination no it was a real tiger they saw the tiger walk uh Nemo saw the tiger walk away oh do you mean production wise or do you mean in universe oh I mean well I mean like in the in the sense of the movie was it supposed to be some sort of weird mystical thing or I think it's a real tiger but I think it's also symbolic as well I don't think we could possibly miss that the film says it yeah I get the symbolism thing I didn't know if in the context of the film it was a literal tiger flesh and blood walks up in like hey what's up I'm gonna go now or if it was like symbolically this mystical kind of no it was subtle American symbolism as i.e. right in your face yeah that's what I was actually telling you I was wondering you know that tiger that just came up remember when you talked about tigers all tiger sensing is that that's kind of like that tiger you're the tiger thank you real subtle stuff that real subtle a strange movie a very strange movie I'm just wondering shall we talk about because we haven't really talked about Timothy Shawlin or Ishmael but in the Mina right so Mina any thoughts on what they do with her and her Tom flirting with her a bit and her vampire powers and are they well realized in this or do they get too silly too quick with in Venice it's a shame because again you could have put her in a position where the blood lust has her almost kill him because she needs it that badly but it's like her affection for him or her humanity reasserts itself enough for her to pull back but again the movie just never takes the time to establish that and set up something that would put her in that situation is Tom Sawyer though meant to be Tom Sawyer for Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer what are your thoughts on that the logical progression the whole point so I've got another question why wasn't he dropping M bombs because he had a friend named Jim and he learned a very important lesson from Jim and he doesn't call people that anymore he's learned a lot yeah he learned a lot but I think it's that surely you could have Tom Sawyer really no stop it they should have just given him just an American name and he's just this gung ho soldier man something I don't know but did Tom Sawyer fuck off it was really off-putting so I kept on thinking because these are all established characters Dorian Gray except you know Professor Moriarty I was like you can't just call somebody Tom Sawyer and have it just Tom Sawyer this has to be the Tom Sawyer surely I feel like with the rest of them you recognize you understand they're pulled from this here it's like Tom Sawyer the gunslinger you're like wait what he was slinging something else it's bizarre it is very strange this is a movie that needed to be he dumped Huckleberry Finn joined the FBI and then became a leading sharpshooter yeah pretty much this movie is an hour and 50 minutes yes I'm wondering there's no development of any character apart from Mr. Hyde apart from Jacqueline Hyde Hyde a little bit of Alan but the rest of them you know like Invisible Man for example is the arc quote unquote there supposed to be that nobody really trusts him but he comes through for Sawyer and gets himself almost killed in the end is that something that's him being nice he's sarcastic but he means it he's a good guy by the way he's called Skinner in this because they couldn't secure the rights for the actual Invisible Man yeah they stole the formula from him because he's not like a scientist or anything he's just a fucking big guy yeah because he said to you the Invisible Man he's like no he's dead I'm invisible formula or whatever this is back women levels of fucking control yeah well the show still got the film still got sued though by you know people who claim to to have the patents didn't they even though it's meant to be public domain for these creatures I mean it's so old how can any of this still be applicable and then I think Sony was it Sony who ever settled out of court with it as well yeah cause there were problems with where they got this script from because not much of it is even in the graphic novel right yeah and there's a different script at the time that's a little bit too similar so yeah they got into trouble with it but more is so just like run down and defeated just a watchman and leave extraordinary gentleman and all this stuff is like I don't know if you know but what do you think of the Viva Vendetta adaptation I really enjoyed it do you know what he thought? I'm assuming he hated it he hates everything Alan Moore hates everything that he's adapted well as I understand what happens in the book like it's a novel like it's way more convoluted and it's less a mini series yeah I mean it's far less like passable than the film I'm trying to find the right word for it but like the kind of conflicts aren't as clearly defined in that and yeah I just think they kind of made the cuts they probably needed to make to turn it into something that was filmable which is funny because like at this point I feel like this thing needs to be like a season of TV to make it you know function properly because I guess you could try and cram it into a movie you could still fix it up it's just it seems like a season would be perfect because you get plenty of time with everybody at that point really flesh out them conflicts get that theme foundationally the bloodline through the whole thing but yeah I don't know who because we were kind of talking about was any Mina or Nina Mina I think Mina yeah I liked the reveal of her Vampire Enos being that this guy picks her out as the one he can use as a hostage but then she's probably the well I guess outside of Dory and she's pretty much immune to getting like a knife to it next not going to do shit I'm always a bit confused about her powers because like okay I get that she's kind of invulnerable to normal weapons and stuff but then at one point she just turns into bats like that's just one but a whole swarm of them yeah it's she goes from the when she when we get to Venice and we see her turning into this bat goddess it's really strange when you go from how she was a was in the first library fight to that she it was almost like this I'm like I'm a vampire I'm very subtle almost but ferocious on a small scale I'm resilient and quick but I have this charm about me and this good presentation and then she gets like a whole it seems like it's a whole outfit change and she's got her hair down now and yeah it's wild that lady well they I don't know if you called it but they have her in the bats and she like looks like the mummy or something I'm trying to get a shot for you guys it's bizarre they I just I think they would just they didn't know they were just like fuck it maybe this will work but Batman I'm gonna get a picture of her at the at the end and a picture of her at the beginning when she's fighting during here at the end better than that one but I'm afraid it seems that drinker has to go you know it's even though it was an hour it was a good hour you know and I'm glad I am you're feeling so I'm really sorry we were talking about this the other day and I totally fucked up when we were meant to be doing this I thought it was tomorrow night and we were doing it on actual Halloween so it was tonight it's like fuck I'm supposed to be going out tonight so I'm sorry that I wasn't able to stay for longer because honestly it's really fun talking about this movie I think there's a lot to break down with it but yeah you lads enjoy yourselves catch the proper one next time thanks for coming we'll see you when we see you Gary may very well replace you at any moment who knows well there you go that's a suitable replacement I would say he's got a bigger beard than me alright have a good night man alright catch you later let's do the loo cutely pimp trying to get a picture of her at the beginning on her first meter and then at the end she has this weird fucking BDSM outfit and her hair is all flimpy it's just everywhere it's very sexy yeah tell me her yeah there you go look I was looking for this that at one point can you see this inside her bats she's like a spooky gremlin person yeah she's a crazy bat person and then she's feeding on them as well as she's doing it yeah suddenly you're like Jesus Christ how OP is she you're like pretty OP yeah I would say no yeah just feels like she turns into totally different character by the end yeah and then she has this little like hero shot when she's knocked out all of the guys she's like standing up she's just like yeah I did it and now she's like in her sexy outfit yeah and all the blood's gone from her mouth she doesn't look like a zombie anymore she's just like looking up to the sky like she's fucking Batman looking for the symbol or something yeah there she is she's like yeah I'll take it mm-hmm you know I'll hold your hand oh man check out this incredibly real background that Nemo is walking past I get the feeling it's not going to be very real oh yeah that one my machinery of the modelers yeah that one is very real as he talks to his first mate Ishmael yes I feel like the scale of this movie went too big um I guess they thought they could pull it off I guess they did that's the problem what were they what movies are they trying to compete with in 2003 Lord of the Rings well yeah Lord of the Rings ended in you know 2003 I think prequels had just come out not long ago they were a lot big boy movies that it has to compete with yeah they had to go big or go home with the money man this released the same year as return of the king aww I just would have worked I think this would have worked much better as a subtler story and as a a more practical film buddy it would work with subtler and more practical things which it isn't it definitely isn't those things yeah exactly what it isn't it would work better if it was do you guys remember what the car is like fucking 100 miles per hour or some shit and Sean Connery just jumps out of it and lands perfectly he's just like it's knocking over all the it's knocking over pillars it's knocking over metal metal fucking protection things and not a single dent on the glass of the fucking headlight it's very strong and then it just flips over onto its backs yeah and he somehow survives all of that it's impressive the armor in this scene is insane it's if Sean Connery gets out of one area then Sawyer keeps going all the buildings around him are falling apart did Sean Connery get out of the one part of town that wasn't falling apart he did is this old man is this all the fever dream he gets out in the middle of a gauntlet that they're running yeah so he'd just be mowed down it's well it's like for someone who doesn't know the context of this movie I just want them to see this bit right this is Venice this is Sawyer, Tom Sawyer driving his car through Venice look at that it's like what? I don't understand this movie it's like you're not supposed to understand it they didn't understand when they were making it it's incredible what it is no, it's incredible when Mariarty revealed everything that was fucking incredible I'm just like I'm revealing everything, why am I doing this cause your dad's here, cause I'm gonna blows a hole in the side of your submarine and automatic zoom everyone considering you're the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen it's just gonna die that is one of those I feel like it's a really cheap writing move when you're like your villain gives away the entire plan they're gonna die and then they don't most of the people that he collected himself to steal their abilities just excuse blowing a hole in the submarine would kill them all well why would he think that would kill Nina for example what the fuck's that gonna do to her she's just gonna fly away even Dr. Hyde to be fair it doesn't really do anything they pull those levers and then everything's fine it's like alright yeah he opens the flaps he could have done a bit better than that he intended to kill everyone and it didn't he killed a couple of crewmates I think I'm not even sure so yeah maybe just a plant with some more bombs yeah it was Dorian great where his second in command gets killed isn't it and I was sad it should have been sad but I was watching it thinking I am not in any way your shape or form affected by this death was anybody I don't know who that guy was really well I know who he was because the first thing he says is call me Ishmael he literally had two lines call me Ishmael and I'm dead I don't remember saying I'm dead but that was a joke in EFA movies call me Denchmail Not very clever of Dorian to let this guy live when he knew who he was but I guess we're going to reveal it later he gets shot like five fucking times oh yeah cause he just crawls out of the ship it's like Dorian did it it's like a nice one nobody's even helping him and how big that ship is he could have had to walk a mile to get there depending on where the engine room was that ship is in the train no I must die on the platform I thought it was funny too cause he's like Dorian he says it was Dorian and then Dorian activates the little octopon whatever the fucking is and he's just like gloating at the end while he's just loading it slowly is this film actually the Avengers Dorian Grey's Loki and Ishmael is Coulson this is going to the beat wow Whedon you ripped it off you ripped off you extraordinary gentleman you hack fraud I just thought it was awkward cause it's like if you remember the little pod thing like drives away and they're like we're going to blow it up and Demo's like I'm going to catch it it's like but how though you're in Venice if it turns a corner you're fucked how are you going to do this and then they show us that they're in like the sea and they're going at the same speed it's like Jesus Christ like you the little pod goes fast it's very fast you cannot outrun the Nautilus do not fucking don't even try the Nautilus is there they really really didn't think about just the magnitude of that kind of invention holy fuck it's magic it's just magic it runs up on the fucking harbour of London that would probably be about 20 foot deep and then suddenly just it can just sink into a puddle if it needs to what the Jesus Christ it could hide in a bathtub or a glass of water that's its power if it rains and there's just a puddle in the street it could stick its little periscope up it's got a portal there's a portal you see and it just emerges from the portal and it's there it's going down the canals of Venice and then it's like oh no we're going to bust this bridge this concrete bridge let's all stop wait a minute you've been dragging your bottom on the ground for the last five miles you crazy crazy ship yeah kind of Joss Whedon still and Joss the air and that was the heli carrier in the Avengers Joss you hack and he's like what do I do with Hulk and it's like well that hide character you like to smash stuff Jekyll and Hyde is definitely the Hulk yeah okay yeah and Sean Connery was Captain America and uh Iron Man is invisible and yeah I'd say invisible when I was Iron Man because he's like doing his own thing and being so difficult I thought we said Nemo's Iron Man yeah well he was Tony Stark Tony Stark he's pretty Iron Man as well just without the personality and then we got Black Widow of course which is Mina yes it's all coming together now it's kind of embarrassing you know Joss you you hack even the part even the part where that guy drinks Hulk's serum and becomes Super Hulk remember yeah he turned into the Abomination that was the Abomination and then he was just like oh Nick a little bit from the Incredible Hulk as well while I'm here the part where he's just watching himself with the mixture yeah yeah fuck you my mouth ice and pores nooo so yeah why did Dorian think it killed I don't know that fight could have had a way better ending it's just like I got you no you didn't I got you but it did have a good ending she stuck him to the wall I mean yeah but like the reason she got that on him is because he mistook her heart for a stomach I guess but he wasn't familiar with the vampire lore oh man uh oh if you have the blood of a dead person on the blade and you stab a vampire the vampire will die oh yeah that's different different things cause you have dead blood fuck the vampire he could have used his blood cause he's technically there's an argument to say that he's dead cause of the supernatural element to him every every time that he dies it transfers to his painting so technically he could have put his blood uh he could have run himself through and run her through which would have transferred his blood into her do you remember the incredible blood of a dead man incredible CGI for when he dies hahahaha oh no look at that that looks horrified when she saw it oh that looks so bad that's the horrifying aspect of it that's what she's scared of wow they actually did that that's CGI fuck it now this this looks worse than it did in bloody Indiana Jones 3 well that's the thing when you do it with like you know uh prosthetics and stuff it's just like it looks way better usually even like the worse version cause this thing did not age well it just looked funny and I was saying in recording it would have been way better I think cause they can't fucking pull this off to just show the painting going back to normal and then hearing him scream and showing her reaction you don't need to show the actual thing cause then we can not yeah I agree you shouldn't have been left to the imagination of them just show the show the painting changing and her reaction to him and he is changing off screen and you just hear it the painting goes back to his normal self cause the painting recovery looks fine that looks fine I'm down with the painting um is there anything else we should talk about this movie before we start looking at other people talking about it not probably but we should um um the ending was really shit with Moriarty Moriarty lost every single turn in this film yeah he kinda sucks remember when they stumbled across a random graveyard in Venice so that they can have a mini boss fight that was strange and it didn't make any sense cause Moriarty could have just left the whole time but he just doesn't yeah last time we saw him he was standing next to his henchman by the way no evil submarines ever attack the Nautilus yeah I wanted a sub on sub fight they could have drilled into the side of the Nautilus and put a launch party on there to go and fight them and then they have to fight, you could get an action sequence inside the Nautilus where they're fighting off all the baddies and then it slows them down because they have to fix the hole and this should have been when Sean Connery turns up at the beginning to London and the guy in Moriarty introduces his helpers M come on, where was the when was the Bond joke yeah well you just have Sean Connery say something like of course you are of course you are or I've been here before this film is familiar that name sounds awfully familiar the baddies could have built like a huge sheath to catch the Nautilus and stop them like that the sword of the ocean has been captured by damage yeah where's the shield of the ocean you're right the sword and the shield like Pokemon so yeah we all thought it was an incredible movie, might call it a masterpiece I'd say I think this film is a guilty little pleasure oh yeah well if there were a sequel I'd be like let's watch it right now holy shit I mean the performance is pretty good all round from the main cast I think yeah it's just the things they say in what happens in what they do if only if only the scriptwriter wasn't cringe yeah we would have been okay um yeah so the idea here today is that we have a little chat about the movie which we can have and then we check out the perspective of other people on this movie I know you complain complain complain but ultimately it's for your own good it's gonna be healthy for you I don't believe you, I think you're lying to me well believing me I was gonna say I can prove it now I've been bedboozled alright there's your link gentlemen league of extraordinary e-fappers no have I got time to grab a glass of water you go right ahead my heater is drying my mouth out ladies don't put it in your mouth then my mouth's cold alright back in a sec so yeah I was thinking we could leave it to chat to decide the two I wanted to look at today were um CinemaSins and Nostalgia Critic which one would you want to do first? Nostalgia Critic, you know it's gonna be Nostalgia Critic CinemaSins is annoying and stupid but Nostalgia Critic is interesting Nostalgia Critic is not annoying and stupid not at all Nostalgia Critic is interesting with the things he says he's like I can I never lose my he's like a bad movie cold Van Helsing boring rags I know because he's a strange weird person and I can't look away my god everyone's voting Nostalgia Critic alright then he's gotta be Nostalgia Critic CinemaSins is lame you know what I don't just agree with you Nostalgia Critic is insane so is that which is what makes him so much more fun to cover because he's nuts he's crazy nut so I feel like with Nostalgia Critic there's a method to the madness in this weird kind of way his brain has these bizarre synapses going off but like to where and to what end I don't know like there's a madman under there but CinemaSins is just like this blank empty boring person really loud wow rags people often cite that he's like clearly the inspiration for what we do are you suggesting that CinemaSins isn't no CinemaSins is a weekly funny bit to do during the faps a weekly funny bit yeah because he does bits in his videos all the time that's right oh like skits do you mean the things he does like at the end where he's like hey there's this thing that happens in this movie that's kind of like this other movie isn't that funny you know like or you're talking about Nostalgia Critic yes because yeah I was saying so people say like CinemaSins is the father of anybody who looks to things about consistency I have misheard you though yeah I know right Nostalgia Critic is just one of the oldest movie reviewers there are if not the oldest he's at least the oldest that got popular right like I think there's probably some more he's stuck around though one of the earliest ones which is funny to bring up whenever people like AVGN for being one of the first like alright but Nostalgia Critic too yeah and then they're like oh man I guess so he started in 2007 damn it's been a while since then you know lots of things have changed who in chat watched all of those wonderful channel awesome movies back in the day I bet loads of you did I actually did yes I saw them I was interested in watching people review movies I thought it was fun but I mean let's just say the caliber back then was had less pressure you know I think I did sad face I did funny comment below the house of Asher stream this metal and molla going from purpose fully failing QTEs in order to get characters killed too saves the lead but all costs is the real arc of the story yes if anyone has seen that play through we fell in love with a character I will say without spoilers then there's a character that made us starting to pay attention to the QTEs because we liked him so much oh my god there was a character this character driven game had a character we cared about oh my god very exciting I feel like there will be an EFAP arc for the channel awesome movies one day it's actually going to test your cringe like resistance is your cringe shields I have not yet begun your cringe I saw a didn't he put a tweet up also I think warrior retweeted it or something replied to it saying this is not going to be a problem retweeted out saying if you watch one of my videos in November you have to change your profile picture to channel awesome yeah I didn't agree to that this thing is warrior with somebody foot this is not going to be a problem well that's what you're wrong kiddo because he makes incredible videos and everybody is desperate to watch them much like we are this very halloweeny yay so if you want to jump in oh wait we're all here are we excellent this is the lego extraordinary gentleman as reviewed by nostalgia critic let's do it oh my god it's loud it is loud isn't it is that a ceiling fan that's turned is that a satellite I think it's a satellite alright like the thing on the top is what it dangles down from and then the bottom is like the lamp part that you can toggle on and off and now you will never be able to unsee the ceiling fan it's like what is the symbolism there what is the ceiling fan to you guys going and going and going around crazy circles or maybe it's just like I don't know this channel fucking blows whirling around and making an annoying noise and that works both ways because you could have said this channel sucks as well that's not true that's fair I'm a fan of this channel I wonder if this video will test that if we're making confessions I have never seen the channel awesome video in my life whoa really because back in the day I feel like me and Mel probably have a similar experience with them but when they first broke out as just movie reviewers they were fun just to watch because it's just fun to watch people break down movies you know and be like this is working this isn't but man if you go watch them now like the ones that came out in 2007 oof things are different now everyone 1080p is a thing what every time you speak there's a growling buzz I'm sorry there's a fan it keeps me cool this is because your channel blows oh that's pretty well that is got it oh man funny alright then let's have a look see yeah let's do it Mr. Connery you're one of the biggest stars in the world you can make a few mistakes every once in a while Michael Crichton already sent me a bounce back script it's called Jurassic Park you're the guy who owns the park I like how you can just clearly see the reflection of a cameraman he's just standing right there like yo what's up I got a cameo I'm being serious I'm being serious here is it part of the joke that the phone is filthy that's why I said nice nice dust on there I imagine Doug if he hid you said that would be like yeah you could have literally you could have just put a wipe over it before you started filming just a wipe no because Hollywood executives are dirty people yeah that phone is the instrument that they used to set up all of their dirty deeds there's probably Ebola on that phone by the looks of it why because he's funny no because that's unhealthy wow rags wow where did that come from I was asking I was asking you I wasn't saying that I thought it was terrible things have been revealed things have been revealed I have nothing to run away from slippery rags I am not slippery I am firm and tough this rag is very damp it's hard to flash on to slip it out damp rags I am much more solid than it's going for all of them in Venice I only say this because the sketch that they're doing is like this guy's meant to be like a Hollywood exec Sean Connery's agent in the sketch he thinks he has a nice phone exactly so it's just like if your script is like hey we've got this classy Hollywood rap and he's like young and hip and cool and all this and then you show the phone and it's literally got aids on it then it's like why can't you just get a J-cloth and wipe it down just blow on it that's probably enough yeah you could have done a keyboard spray you could have just sprayed to get rid of the dust or something we saved some lives today boys this film's gonna save lives rags just poor attunals might not even have the chance to save lives now because nobody wants to see it well I wonder if more people want to see it now because it's famous for being the lowest rated MCU movie I think this is the best marketing the film's ever had because I want to go see it now I want to see how shit this film is we're gonna save ring Rotten Tomatoes is a shit metric still let's not forget that but surely though people are just turning it back on them that's all they're doing no no no I know I find it interesting not because I give a shit about the actual score but more so what it represents that's interesting if they rated Marvel movies by like they went outside and just listened to birds chirping and it was always 100% and this one hits at a 60 it's like why? what happened? I will say that's a damn thing everywhere I will say that's the most fascinating thing I've learned is no Marvel movie has ever been below a 60% average on that website are you fucking kidding me really that's wild that's how great the MCU is man wow it runs every time it runs every time oh yeah no every single film is good or better than that that's definitely a true statement of the MCU dragon I wouldn't have expected this one to be the one but it is I didn't expect this one I thought this was gonna be the one that was gonna get accolades and stuff I thought this was the one that was gonna push because yeah I'm confused but there we are and again I thought it was always like boring ass totally but they don't think so right yeah because it's just the director wanted Oscar last year so that feels like that would be a reason why you'd want to do that but now I'm very curious to see how it all pans out this was an inferior 60 is awful but how confusing is that 100 is awful well the problem is that because again I just think that the whole system is it's positive or negative and so 60% of the reviews are 6 or higher that's all the metric is as opposed to like no that's not true no no you could give it a 10 out of 10 and still give it a rotten rating what if we if you remember Grace talked about this when we did our 150 I'm not going to give it a rotten I don't understand what this system is I know it's so convoluted it's ridiculous just give it a fucking number one of the ratings is 7 out of 10 and they gave it a rotten how was that I don't know I mean that doesn't work because 7 out of 10 is not a rotten rating a 5 out of 10 isn't a rotten rating like as far as I'm concerned that's average eggs aren't either delicious or rotten they can be they can be a bit stank they can definitely be a bit stank there's a lot of skank here it should be milk it should be I don't know aging milk fresh milk that's the idea right you don't like fresh milk notified fresh milk it's right out fresh milk and then you've got like the expiration date milk where it's like alright you've got to be careful now you're playing with fire here and then of course the expired milk you're playing with milk that's right playing with milk and then you've got your expired milk you don't want to play with milk you don't want to play with oysters you don't want to do that no I think I've said this a couple of times but like I get the impression that people aren't being fully I almost feel like with this movie a lot of people who watched it actually didn't like it but they don't want to say that so like there's a lot of things pushing up I just feel like if we assume that this was the movie that was going to get rooted for if that's the case would the people who went to watch it not kind of almost subconsciously want to root for it anyway so like even if they didn't really like it they'll try and find things about it that they thought were like worth commending I guess that's what I mean I thought it was pretentious twaddle what I mean is like because it seems like you know how it was triumph last time it was a triumph this one oh the cinematography it's so unique it's not like any Marvel film ever that's like that's the marketing different and so I wonder if like that helps push it higher than what they actually thought because like a lot of the review then again if they're just saying it's boring it's like ah it's not interesting come on give me something better than that Marvel is literally saying to these people do you want to go for early access to spider-man this film is different and the cinematography is excellent excellent and wow should you see those post credit scenes that's kind of the amusing part that like the post credit scenes is almost feels like people don't watch Marvel movies to like watch the film they want to know what's next I watched them to get it over with this one is two and a half hours rag so Jesus Jesus I think it's the longest one that isn't a Avengers movie oh my damn I wonder why do they feel like they've got so many characters yeah you've got 10 characters who've got 7000 years of history it's like man maybe not have you seen um there was that thread it got linked to the discord that's how I saw it from a guy just basically saying like I fucking hate channels that focus on logic consistency and character and plot you know all that stuff I quote tweeted and I ended up writing a whole Essex I was just annoyed that's how old this started basically anyway so I was looking through the thread though and there was someone who was like god have you heard that they've already tried to address like where the Eternals were and how they fit into the world I guess the logic people won because now the films are capitulating to them and they suck how is Eternals our fault how is that it's not it is kind of funny how people because I see people the discourse surrounding this movie sucks but like I see people saying hey they said that they weren't allowed to interfere that's like good enough it's like oh it's not good enough but no it's not good enough because they say in the the final trailer that we the threat was a deviant that weren't allowed to interfere and Thanos is the deviant gene well I mean there's that for starters but I mean it's even more fundamental than that of like if your decision on saving the universe oh yeah yeah yeah but Earth because if the logic is open like I don't know Earth would get destroyed it's like that's you should be making that decision every single time if you gotta save the universe you're the right person the person causing the calamity the right species because presumably the whole deviant thing is in place like if I said I'm only going to quell dangers involving guns not swords because that's too low level and then a guy with like a sword the size of a mountain just cleaves Earth in two and I'm like I feel like I should deal with that the problem is of course that well the true problem is that you know they're trying to retcon in heroes whatever you want to call I don't call these fucking people heroes these weirdos they're trying to retcon in these weirdos after the fact they've already had 10 years worth of history and it doesn't work because you're trying to force a circling to a square 10 years I thought they had like thousands or whatever 12 years oh right right right right as films 7000 years 7000 years they've been on well dude they're apparently a mentor shown up and like been influential in several historical like dude can we stop doing this one thread of oh actually no really like they were the because I'm pretty sure one of the characters in this film it's Chad from Trent's Busan it's like he's Gilgamesh and I'm pretty sure the whole point is you know Gilgamesh the epic of Gilgamesh that's him I think that's the idea it's OG Gilgamesh that's what I mean I really don't like this brand of storytelling oh see it was actually this all along you thought it was this it was out wait for them to start like 10 years down the line when they're still writing these fucking things for some reason someone else will make claim to a thing that's already had been claimed like they'll be like wait what you're like no no no that was my guy you already did the epic of Gilgamesh territory you know it's like in the new world it's like this is our land no it's my land I was here first you were fired five years ago I get to make it now someone records them over and over it's of course Wedwoo's impact on earth it's like no one gives a fuck nothing no it's good absolutely yeah not the zilch it's like you didn't exist no I'm not even going to defend it Brains have already just accepted that Kang fucks everything exactly I was going to say like Captain Marvel was a complete retcon but that I remember those kinds of retcons we just go like oh a ripple oh that's cute we're here it's like hey they guided humanity during its earliest stages it's like man you could have told us about germs sooner we could have put it into that but also like but also if you're not allowed to interfere but like you're helping humans develop stuff like how is that allowed what are these rules I guarantee you they'll try to explain it and it'll make even less sense like the movie will do a piss portrait because I've seen people complaining about the exposition I was like oh god it's going to be terrible I've been told that this is a kind of depiction of Prometheus that's not a good thing that doesn't bode well as in the as in the eternals are kind of like the gods the creators dude I hate it it's kind of like a retroactive thing where you just we have like a universe and a story and then you just decide ah that was all bullshit it's like that transformers effect where every single movie it just kept pushing back the origins of the transformers like in the first one yeah like in the first movie that was when they first shut up no actually they helped build the pyramids no actually they were on the moon like when the moon happened no actually they killed the dinosaurs when the moon happened no they killed the dinosaurs so it just looks out of the window one day they're like what the fuck is that man what's the mood like oh fuck that's just reflecting the sun which twat put that there hello hello hello hello I die jay's gonna be on Friday night times this Friday possibly possibly possibly I don't know what I'm gonna be doing possibly you fucking jergen is off now he's too good for you yeah I'm always so busy I don't know what to do well I might be on Friday night if I'm not too busy if I can find the time I'm so busy I will I will be there I will I promise yay we feel better into doing it yay has have you seen the thing Keemstar has said like before I retire I'll jump on everyone's podcasts I was like Keemstar come talk to us about Star Wars yeah you should do that I think X-ray girl's already already just replied to it gone here here's our last podcast I still don't quite believe he'll retire we'll see if we get him on I just want to talk DSB with him that's all I want to do I think as soon as something juicy enough happens drama wise he'll be running right you'll do the one video like nah I'm not coming back I'm just doing this one for this special reason then the next week he'll make another one and be like oh okay I'm back yeah fuck it the internet needs me who is the god I can't even remember his name now Ray Ray Shadowland Ray he used to do no no no Ray wins William Johnson oh yeah Ray when he gave up doing that show that he used to do which I forgot the name of as well equals three and I still love watching that and then Boosh where did he go well he kept taking people's videos so they sued him he got sued loads of times I think isn't that do they? that actually doesn't surprise me at all he stopped doing that he did like a no pizza wrap or something really? the last time I saw him he was doing a podcast with Epic Lloyd and they were getting like 2,000 people I mean watching the actual video not even the podcast I don't know yeah I don't know what he's up to these days yeah well I don't know I don't know if you guys remember we were watching the League of Extraordinary oh yeah I remember nostalgia critics and the phones got Ebola on it I don't know what happened we just we ended up talking about everything else as as happens I see I believe you found the link did you Jay Longbone wonderful yes I did have you seen League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? oh god I have a whole thing with this fucking movie we we were a household when I was a kid that we would just watch everything and anything we would we had like stacks of fucking VHS tapes nearly all the way up to the ceiling in our house we had to throw away so many because DVDs start to come into style and we had to make room so and one of the DVDs happened to be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen yeah my mother loves the corny ass movies you know like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Dracula Untold she likes that corny ass I visited her and she told me she was talking about the movie and I told her about you guys e-fat movies on it and I told her like you know the blind army thing is fucking dumb right I told her that and we were watching and I was like mom this is dumb no no no her and my father were trying to rationalize this shit no no no no it makes perfect sense people are very superstitious therefore therefore it makes perfect sense for reference for people who don't know I was going to say ass do you know about this so Dracula Untold is trying to defeat the the Dracula himself and his vampire bats army they come up with a really clever idea right can you be afraid of something you can't see the answer is of course no therefore you put a blindfold on yourself and so when you can't see Dracula you're not afraid of him and so you can kill him what it's important to know if you're not afraid wait is it the equivalent of an ostrich sticking their head in the sand no it's important to know that this is the one person who does this I was going to reveal that after they reconciled this just as the idea of one person this is an army an army do this they all blindfold themselves to defeat Dracula shockingly it doesn't work that's crazy I recommend is that e-fat movies 3 it's back in the day man it was way back the day yeah it's a great e-fat movies it's a wonderful it's a very entertaining bad movie I like the vampire fist made of bats that was cool that's a good that's a quality vampire fist so yeah I guess yeah yeah I was going to say anyway that's one of her go to movies is League of Extraordinary Gentlemen she loves Captain Nemo and his whole ship the construction on it is just so nice even though I tell her the movie is kind of silly I like watching it with a nice bonding moment but this movie is fucking silly but she's like Captain Nemo his ship is bad it is very bad it is unfathomably bad she means it in the Negroid way like bad isn't good that's what I was referring to that's how Rags was saying fucking totalist bad ass it is magical also she loves the special effects on Jekyll and Hyde like for that day they were actually pretty great that's the only thing I agree with her on actually well we're expecting we're probably going to agree with a lot of what Sean Connery has to say but we've got to watch the skits first that is the price and so the price skits are important for what we've gathered of the 3 seconds of watching this I believe that the joke is Sean Connery's agent keeps getting in bad deals or rather Sean he does it himself I guess I don't know we're iterating there might be Ebola on the telephone yeah that's where we were so now let us continue I suppose actually but before we do unfortunately I just had a timer go off I need to go and get something really quick and I will be back in a few minutes oh I'll get some coffee then is it a wipe for that fucking disgusting thumb no I do have wipes in the loo though because you finish every poo with a good wet wipe but apart from that no I don't well alright go and fetch Riddick is a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes what does sorry Chronicles of Riddick that's a movie for EFAT I love that movie oh yeah please invite me for that please sure that's another one of those corny movies that my parents love rags go get your thing and we will simply discuss Halloween isn't it neat yeah it's pumpkins pump gourmands boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop it is is it a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie both can such a movie reach that level of power yeah oh my god You can watch it on Halloween. You can watch it on Christmas. You can have fun with it on both days. I think that's fair. What if you watch it in slow motion enough that it takes you from the thirty first all the way to Christmas? Shit, you probably die of starvation. I mean, well, you can have food. Well, I will allow that because I'm kind of that's game changing. Not water, though. You probably die of sleep deprivation. You can put it on like a low volume and then just toddle off. You need to. It's going to be in an intelligible anyway, right? Doesn't work for me. But that's true, actually, because I that's what I actually do. And I got a bed. I put my iPad on. I put like a documentary on or something about ancient Egypt or something like that. And then I am like, this is really interesting. And then I realize I wake up two hours later and they're talking about the Byzantium and power. And I'm like, holy shit, you dream of Egypt. I am. I fell asleep the other day. Watching something and it must have filtered into my subconscious because I dreamt about what I was watching. Oh, yeah. Hmm. Anything anything you want to tell us about? Was it was it super interesting? Not really, no. But no. All right. Well, it's so. But any of you guys ever had a dream where you do something really bad that wake up and you're like, oh, thank fuck. Oh, I don't really do bad things in dreams. Well, it could be an accident. Um, I don't mean you actually use serial bid or a bunch of people. It's just normally normal stuff like rape, you know. Oh, yeah, I meant I meant like way worse than that. That's that's normal. Other than that, no, just normal. Normal rape. Yeah. None of that, like that crazy one with all the bells and whistles. Do you have to dream where somebody's touching you and just like stop it and then they won't stop touching you and you just keep them to find them off? Have you ever one where you try to read something in a dream and no matter how much you try, it's still blurry like. Yeah, it's so fucking annoying. Oh, the light. Especially when you wake up, you wake up and remember, it's like, fuck, I really wanted to know what's on that fucking book or whatever. Your brain is like, yeah, I'm never going to tell you fuck you and you shoot yourself because it's angry. Yeah. And then in heaven, he's like, why'd you do that? And you're like, brain has been a dick. And brain is like, yeah, I was in fairness. Yeah, that was a piece. All right. In the brain. Oh, yeah. Some sort of lucidity with your dream and so you like logic centers start to kick in because you want to go through the process of what's trying to happen in the dream. But the dream just like fucks off in all different directions and it gets you pissed off dreams like we're doing this now. No, no, no, no, no, no, what's in the chest? Yeah, we were meant to be doing this. And now you're over here doing this. And this is no, can we come and then then by time you've argued that point they've gone again and then you some completely other place doing something completely different. So you end up just going, fuck it. Let's rape him. This isn't raping your brain if they're OK. That means you make it so they're not OK with it in your dreams. I don't think I've ever raped anyone as that one might be. That might just be you. Trails off the sense of all of the all of the sex. You just made me then fuck. Yeah, I think so. Not even I don't even think Hitler raped anyone in his dreams. Yeah, he was just like he was a gardener in his most of his dreams. He's just having fun with some flowers. He's living out as you know, he's like my edgy humor seems to be upsetting some of the year. Sure. Jews. My flowers are Jews. The heads of Jews. Oh, so I'm so multicolored. I hate it. So with Fringy returned, Rags returned. We can finally hit play, right? No, no, just because I can't. No, I'm just so excited here. We go with the biggest stars. You can make a few mistakes every once in a while. Your friend, Michael Crichton, already sent me a bounce back script. It's called Jurassic Park. You're the guy who owns the park. It sounds too small. I want a ridiculous amount of money for it. Well, Sean, if you're not willing to take a slightly smaller role, you may want to consider retiring. Don't shout. I'm a snappy, smart, leotard and shardage. If the people want giant lizards, I got a role for them. A giant flying one in Dragonheart. I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous. Sham, sham, you're a good boy. And I don't like you, but you're a dumb ass. Shine me up for Dragonheart. Now, see, you could do you could do better than this. I don't like your short cover impression. This it's not as good as most of the average person's attempts. I don't know. That's what I mean, you know, like sometimes I'm doing it and he just really wants to do it. So he's doing it. God damn it. Yeah. I was about to say, just like, you know, sometimes there are other people who can do that for you and it's OK. It's OK to be. You don't have to do all the things. You don't wait. Are they implying that Dragonheart was a bad move because everyone remembers him in that movie? Yeah, that is not a great voice. No, not not. I didn't see it was a great movie just that they remember him being in it lovingly. People like something. Yeah, that sounds like Sean Connery was in that movie. Like, no, it was like that's Draco's voice. It's great. Yeah. He's very. Yeah, that's great voice. Might not have been the best church. Well, you know, when shut up, I have the fuck was that German, you know, for that one to be she dragon, that's perfect. I hear Marvel has some major plans for movies. That comic book crap, the 60s TV show. No kid knows about. I don't know, Sean. I got a script here called The Matrix. You play a mentor named Morpheus, and it's supposed to be really cutting edge. Morpheus. That's what I named my lead. Was Sean Connery really going to be Morpheus? Yes. It just sounds so strange, doesn't it? Man, that is a true story. I think Lawrence Fishpoon is more integral to Matrix than Keanu Reeves is. I think so. Yeah, I think so. Sean Connery in that fight scene instead of Morpheus is like super important. Look at all this Chuck Connery doing takey. Well, maybe originally Morpheus didn't do fighting and because they didn't get Sean Connery, they're like, oh, wow, this guy can like do action scenes and stuff. He can walk. He can walk without will. We get the story again on why Lawrence Fishpoon isn't coming back one. He wasn't even asked. Yeah, he just wasn't contacted about it. Man, that's lame. And he said, he said, I guess, good luck to them. We're like, it was kind of like, he's not a little nipped. I'd be a little nipped, too. Are they recasting him? Well, yeah, they're not in the. He's being played by the Black Manta guy. Yeah, he's got young, young Morpheus, apparently. We'll have to see. He says something like, if you want to know why I'm not in the new Matrix, ask Lana. Well, and then you then you find out that Hugo weaving isn't in it because he couldn't like that. He asked them if they could give him a better schedule to work with because he's already signed up for a movie. And they were just like, no. Yeah, oh, what? So why? OK, this movie actors make your characters. I'll go as far as saying I don't think them being in it would have made the movie great from shit or whatever, because I'm not looking forward to whatever this script is going to be, especially from the trailer. I'm already like, but it feels weird, man, feels weird. The Wachowskis like made anything good except for the Matrix. No, no. I'm trying to remember what what is their filmography? Bound bound bound with the lesbians bound with the lesbians. Um, they made a. Jupiter rising. Oh, yeah, you were sending some movies. Movie that is not definitely an effort movies. Movie we need to see any red made screaming for no reason all of a sudden. Oh, yeah. Does we've event that account? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one. Did they direct it? Um, I think I did direct it. I thought they produced it. Oh, yeah. Produced when I'm talking about directed. I think. Oh, well. But that was I like that movie. I like it, too. I like me for my death. I give it a thumb in the bottom. You go weaving was awesome in that movie. Yes, he was. Yeah, they're classed with the screenplay. For it. OK, then that's that's actually worth something. I was going to say that probably does count. Even if someone said it was adapted. Still, because it's adapted from. Still, I mean, you can adapt. This is horrible. Yeah, yeah. I think that's I think that's a point for them. Yeah, I know a lot of people. There are a lot of criticisms of its adaptation, but at the same time, like, fuck, it could have been a hell of a lot worse. I feel like they did pretty good. Um. Because, yeah, we've seen some bad adaptation. You've seen some pretty bad, just horrible awfulness in general. Anyway, must you always? Yes. Passion, let me cut up. Sign me up for the event. Sure, sure. Nice, get on with it, please. I kind of figured this one. This is sure fire hit. I bet my career on it. It's okay. Look, Sean, I'll level with you. I have a script here for Lord of the Rings, one of the most famous books ever written. They're filming three movies all at the same time. Something never done before in cinema, and they're offering you the role of Gandalf. You have to be an idiot. Nate, absolutely insane to turn down a sure fire blockbuster series like this. You guys following the joke? And so, yeah, like he's, he makes a lot of really terrible career decisions as the joke. To be fair, the Lord of the Rings, that was a really risky move. That was a big gamble, in a sense. Especially when like, who's directing it, Peter Jackson? Yeah, a guy who made horror comedy movies that are like, weird. Patrick McGowan also turned down the role of Gandalf for that. Wasn't he also offered the role of Gandalf? This, this skit is like, how stupid? It's like, I don't think so. I don't know. This is called, it seemed for the Matrix, by the way. That seems like a weird fucking movie. Look, this is the problem. It's kind of unfair, because before the movies came out, it is hard to make these decisions. You have, yeah, exactly. You have the benefit of hindsight. It's 2020. Yeah, Lord of the Rings could have been some goofy B-movie trilogy that maybe the Matrix. Absolutely, the premise, if you just sell people on the premise of movies, then there are plenty of movies that bombed and are infamously bad, that probably have really great premises. Like the Lord of the Rings. Oh, yeah, I mean, no. That's a great premise, yeah. I guess it didn't bombed, but I don't know, it didn't. It's just that easy to pick good films. Why have an agent? I think it made its money back, but it wasn't like, a big enough success to justify. I think Van Helsing's the same as that, where it's like it didn't bomb, but... Well, it's like, it's opportunity costs. It's like, well, we did make money, but we could have made more money if we did something else. And it did make enough money. I think we made another with it in a pan out. Well, it's just, yeah. Could we invest that money into a sequel, or will we make more money than something else? It's just, yeah, the economy of moviemaking and all making of things. Fuck it, Alex. He hasn't cleaned up film. Man, I'm just... I think you're an idiot. Man, that's harsh. I mean, I don't know, man, I just... That is harsh. We could be in a world where the League of Historians gentlemen kicked off a franchise and was amazing. That could have happened. Absolutely. Oh, my. Wait, Sean Connery can't see him, though. No, that's right. So that joke doesn't work. I'm just like... It was a video call. God, these credits. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about this. Jesus Christ, can they make the sound louder, please? I know, I've turned it so far down. That's why explosions... Is the explosion supposed to be funny? They're very funny. Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic guy, remember? He does have the cheeky thing in his head. Yeah, why did you do that? He's always done it. I bet you, I bet you he started doing it and doesn't even know why. He's just like, that's just something I do now. I don't remember it being different ever. I feel like, dude, I don't think that it forever. I know so little about Nostalgia Critic, like I've watched so little... Me too, yeah. I know plenty about him. The head bob works, fucking keep it. I mean, you're still going, though, yeah. The most interesting thing to know about him for you guys, if you didn't already, was just his decision of enough reviewing movies. I'm moving on. I think this was, was this like 2010, 2012? 2010-ish, 2012, yeah. Something like that. And he was like, I'm evolving now. I'm going to create a show. I can't remember the name of the show. Someone in chat will know it. Well, the idea is we're gonna take movies. Demo Reel? Was that it? I think it was Demo Reel. It's spectacular. And the premise of the show was to take movies and kind of parody them and recreate scenes. And the trailer for it was like, we're gonna do great movies all the time, but even better. Man. It was hideous and fell apart straight away. No one liked it. Even back then, me not caring about anything. It's like, I don't like this. I'm not gonna watch this. It was just a huge mistake. Is this all part of like, is it Channel Awesome? Yeah. Oh, cause all I know is that Channel Awesome like imploded a few years ago. Well, I was gonna say, so that happened. And then he eventually announced, I'm going back to self-critic. He just crippled his audience by doing all that. And then he got crippled again when all of the allegations came out of not only just like, it was horrible to work for them, but then off like several people within the organization were like, let's say Hansy, we could put it that way. Oh. Abusive. Lots and lots of, loads of things were released and they went through fucking hell, but he's still going. He just kept going. I think what he learned from the Demo Reel thing is like, I will be Nostalgia Critic forever. I will simply review. Which isn't bad. You know. He does seem to enjoy it, I think. Yeah. I think so. I think a big thing is why there's so many skits in there now is because he can't do Demo Reel. Like my carious make do one or two skits in those ones. Plus being Nostalgia Critic. Yeah, because a lot of his stuff gives off the impression like, man, it took you a while to make that. Didn't it? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Even the stuff you make that's super divisive. Like the wall review. Like watching his video on the wall was fascinating. It was. What a collection of imagery. That's the way you can review it. Nice and positive. The main unquestion. I think that's one of the reasons I kind of like him in a way is that there's just this, you could tell he's got this passion and he's just very. There is an ethic. Yeah, there's effort and there's work that goes into it. He's not just cashing in on stuff. He's really just, he's doing what he's doing. He's like a really bad but earnest B movie. Well, like. And you just appreciate it. He deserves more respect than Chris Duckman does. Absolutely. Chris Duckman's a loser, but I just think that Nostalgia Critic is way more passionate and actually cares about the craft than Chris Duckman is. Chris Duckman snubs his nose at what he does. Absolutely. I'm sure he like, he thinks that Nostalgia Critic is like, oh, when children attempt to review movies. Time to upload my eight minute John Wick reviews. Yeah, I worked half an hour on this. How long was the movie 90 minutes? I worked 90 minutes on this review. Others have a naked streak. Sean Connery has both. After years of being one of the most charismatic and attractive actors of all time, something finally started to crumble when he turned down several blackbuster hits and instead shows awkward avenues of awfulty. But see a movie with Ray Fiennes and Uma Thurman, like that's not exactly like a some weird random thing that he would have chosen. I just don't an existing IP from the 60s. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure like, didn't he choose the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen because of the fact that he was like, this seems like another weird movie, but I've mis-stepped with avoiding weird movies. So maybe this is one I should just run with and then it turned out to be a disaster. And it's like, oh, fuck's sake. I'm out. I can't take this shit anymore. Oh no. Well, I'm the Nostalgia. We don't have to. No. Some people helped. You found a way and folks have been regretting to draw an air gentlemen. Someone just choose where we are, please. No. We need to have a team captain. He's making these decisions. We're three and a half minutes in now. I don't know where we're in. Fuck it. All right. We need to have a come to Jesus meeting right now. All right. All right. Okay. Well, that's the intro. Here is he smiling. That's too far. There we, there. That's what we're doing. Yeah, we're in the restness. I like how it works today. Called the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Oh, okay. We're just right. We're just right. Thank you. Why is it so loud? I don't know. It's bound. It's bound. It sucks. Directed by Steven Norrington, the guy who directed Blade and starring the guy who inspired the greatest celebrity Jeopardy episodes ever made. How can this not be frigging amazing? Well, he found a way and folks have been regretting this extraordinary dumb hood for 15 years. I don't regret it. Extraordinary dumb hood? Extraordinary dumb hood. How long has it been to write that one? You guys don't get it. That's a high brow here. That's a high brow, yeah. You don't get it. You guys just don't get it. Yeah, I want to put that in Goodell, actually. We did it. The League of Extraordinary Dumb Hood. It's like, yeah, that's like. That is some cerebral humor. Yeah. I find it funny that somebody wrote that sat back and went, ah, brilliant. Well, maybe they didn't say brilliant, but they said like, ah, that is that is good enough. Does he swear? I can't remember. Does he swear? Maybe he doesn't. I think I thought he did. But now I'm wondering. I think he low level swears. He'll say, damn, an ass. But I don't think he'll say like the really bad ones. I've never heard him drop the n-bomb. I'm trying to think of if he said fuck before. Has he? The n-word. Oh, he has. All right. Well, dumb hood just makes you think like he's going to say a hack and fail. A hack? What's a hack? Yeah. It was a hack and fail. When he decided he had one more film in it after this, I guess it can't be that bad. Can it? Let's find out for ourselves. This is the League of Extraordinary German. You've already said. You've already given it away. Did he just introduce the film? And then he did it again. He already gave it away with your skit. And also, you said it a moment ago that we've been regretting it for 15 years. I'm not on the edge of my seat anymore, unless I'm wanting to leave. What a hack and fool. He's behind a green screen, right? He's in front of it. Yeah, he's in front of a green screen. He was behind the green screen. That would not be bad if he's behind a green screen. Plastic mistake. I think he's in front of a wall. I'm pretty sure it's just a wall. Yeah, I don't think it's. OK, I didn't know because it looked like a line or it looked like his. Why is his tie so loose? Because it's cool. Because he's wearing a thing. It's punk rock. He's not even wearing it, but he's not wearing a cool shirt. Yeah, he's wearing a t-shirt. It's punk rock. Yeah, he's doing the t-shirt and blazer thing. I'm OK. Now, I'm not opposed to the t-shirt and blazer thing. I'm not again. No. No, I think it's fine. But I think the tie is the thing where it's like, dude, what is that? It does not complete the ensemble. It instead acts against it, would you say? There is no ensemble when you have a t-shirt and blazer. Where do you go from there? So Spencer wears a t-shirt and blazer, and I think it works fine. He can have like. Wow. Wow, Hitler wore a belt. What did we get? So what point was that? I don't know if he was going to belt one. Does it matter if someone wore a thing that one time? So what I was going to say was that I think that you can see in that example, it's like, hey, look, I'm like a businessman, but I got like a shirt that has psychonauts on it. You see, I'm hip with the youth. I'm down with what the kids enjoy. It's like, yeah, exactly. You can show off the things that you like while still being business. I think that's it's a good combo. I think that t-shirts with blazers are just this awful combination of trying to be casual and trying to be professional. And it makes you look like neither. I think you need to just. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's bold. It's brave and bold as far as I'm concerned. Brave and bold? Yeah. Listen, invade Russia when you're in the middle of a war with the Allies. That's brave and bold. I don't think he'd disagree with that. He's just going to say that the book look is not as bad as you think it is. But the tie makes it worse. We can both agree that the tie. The tie is absolutely a disaster. Regardless of your stance on t-shirts and blazers, whether or not you think it's terrible or whether or not you're wrong, the tie makes it absolutely worse. I'm bold. Yeah, like, this is I got you. This tie is like, what the what the why? I think that's just part of the character. And I don't respect it. It looks like he's got a noose around his neck. It looks like a Christmas decoration. That he repurposed. It does look like a Christmas. It doesn't work. Just has a noose around his neck. Maybe he's just anticipating it not working out, potentially. Oh, no. Oh, Ghibli Christ. If my League of Extraordinary Gentlemen review doesn't pan out, I'm chasing a list. It's all betting on this. Yeah. My old, my next food. That was like a comedy skit. A dude who wears a noose around his neck just in case his day is so bad that he wants to wrap it around like a pole and kill himself. That's like a thing. He's just incredibly. It's a really wholesome story. Oh, he decides like today is the day where I take it off because I, you know, I love living. He's just caught on something and he fucking hags himself. You're going to live in the moment. You're going to live in the moment. Otherwise, you miss out, you know. I just make sure I've got canisters of pills on my desk. That's all that's what I do just in case. Yeah, that's the backup plan. Yeah. Maybe I should have bought a tie. They can survive Cleopatra, but not the mouse. An opening crawl says whatever. It's like, oh, it's 20th Century Fox. Look, they didn't. I don't know. They can survive on the mouse again, though. I they didn't really didn't do much with this in the film. No, they didn't. So the idea there is that they made the Cleopatra movie was bad, I'm assuming, from 20th Century Fox. I haven't seen it. Is that the idea that that's bad? I haven't either. And they survived that, but they couldn't survive being acquired by Disney. Is that I think that's the joke. Is it like Cleopatra, that film? Yes. That's the one with Elizabeth Taylor, yeah. Is it bad? I don't even know. The movie was incredibly expensive. OK. It was really it was one of the highest grossing films of the decade at a worldwide level, but it costs so much money that it still didn't turn a profit. I see. Or it only narrowly did. So they're not talking about Cleopatra, the young rapper band from the early 2000s. No, they're talking about it to this day. Cleopatra coming after my Addy Jenkins and Starr and Gal Gadot as Cleopatra. Oh, yeah. What's happening? Oh, I forgot about Mark Anthony. No. Is that come out yet? No, no. Future. That's going to be great. I can't wait not to see that film. She's got three films already just confirmed in her future. Like that's most directors don't have that many films that it's just like, yeah, you are guaranteed to make these. Man. Because it's Rogue Squadron, Cleopatra and Wonder Woman 3, which she's getting a Star Wars movie. Yes. Rogue. Oh, cow. Because Wonder Woman 84, man, it's just, you know. Who is she blowing? Everyone. Everyone. Jeez. Seriously, though, did any one like Wonder Woman 84 outside of High Top? Because I don't think anybody did. I think it is the general consensus among like even normie film watchers is that movie was weird and shit. And that's if they didn't notice the rape. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it was a dream. Freakin' bizarre. I just don't get it. Jeez. And I guess it's just people like Wonder Woman was good. It's like, oh, it's not. It's not, but OK. He got extraordinary gentlemen. Well, I guess that Disney merger didn't go as well as expected. They can survive Cleopatra, but not the mouse. An opening crawl says. Committee time. Yeah, yeah. This is he Lee. I remember this from even fucking ages ago. He leaves gaps for laughs. And it's always like, hmm. But if you don't leave gaps. He's very funny. It's always been something I find hilarious because it's just like, but dude, the other way is better. Don't leave a gap because that if they don't laugh, they're on to the next thing. But if they do, then they have something they can watch on the next time around if they miss it. It's fine. And also you're laughing. You got him. Keep going. Yeah, just keep going. Replaced them all with things suck. Some asshole might make it better, but things suck. It's easier than following the Phantom Menace text. The Phantom Menace isn't that complicated for whatever. Yeah, yeah, the Phantom Menace. Yeah, I mean, yeah, the greedy trade federation wants money. I mean, we all understand that. What's their motivation, though? What is the motivation of the greedy trade federation? Yeah, like, why do they want money? I just don't get it. It can't be money. Anyway, moving swiftly. Yeah, I'm not really paying attention to the starring credits when a goddamn tank is on screen. But that's after. Nobody fucking you don't have to read the credits. No, no, no. They've got to put it somewhere for fuck's sake. Pretty name. I just like that. Do like don't be putting tags on screen if you're going to be doing your own credit. Ladies and gentlemen, could you all please pay attention to the names on the screen? These are the actors who are playing the roles of your hero. Don't mind the tank. The tank will simply be moving past the screen. Ignore the tank. Now that you've finished, we will have a test. How many of you will pass the test? Which was the first name of the credits? What a strange thing to point out. I was like, yeah, I guess so. This is especially frustrating because it distracts from the police's brilliant tactical strategy. Well, if it didn't work once, better try it again. Well, I don't think you're asking polite enough as a tank, it has to stop after you say halt the third time. You're going to say halt the third time, aren't you? Hold for the name of the law! You deserve this whitewood KOD death. Thank God newspapers were re- Anyone got any commentary for that? I don't know. No, um, I don't know. No, I mean. It was like a witness break, and yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I think that the aspect of the nation's kind of having an uneasy truce and all that stuff, our commentary on the film doesn't really play up that aspect, even though it's the opening text crawl is it's already kind of been more insightful and we're just sort of doing this on the fly and he's had this scripted. And it just isn't funny or interesting. I was just thinking to myself, like, what could you do with that and make a joke? And it's like, there's got to be a joke there that's more funny than Bay doesn't move. Did you just burp? Yeah, welcome to the FAP. No, it's just, it's just I liked it. It's just, it's just like, fit it in and then carried on going. It was really nice. See, that's what you call comedy. Yeah, it wasn't my bit, but it was Mel's. Oh, man, then you timed it perfectly. Oh, yeah, we worked together on that. Someone in chat said, I'm all get nostalgia critic on. Do you think we would even hesitate to get him on every episode if we could just bring it? He can be a new host straight away instant. Come on, Doug, how do you know? Um, all right. Let's see what happens next. Like tweets back then. As Germany says, nine us and the rounding up every textbook mad scientist know every textbook man. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, he said nine. That was the nine no, no, no, us. He thought no. It's not. Yeah. Well, nine is not not nine is no. That joke did not work out. He tried. You were you were one Google search away. Yeah, I was only one Google search. I just cliche. You know, can't one of these super villains ever answer with Kauai pleasant? The weather is nice. It's really all you need. I would identify more of the villain if he said he just wanted Kauai. I feel like there's there's a little joke in there that needs heavy development. Like, why doesn't a villain ever say something that's nice and relatable? You know, it's kind of the joke. The villain always says something crazy like he wants the world. Why doesn't he want something nice and relatable? That's the core of that joke. How do we refine that into a way that would be something like, you know, I instead of wanting the world, I don't know, I want an affordable like Internet broadband package. Or that's his villainous plan. Yeah, I just want a hot talk that isn't frozen on the inside. I want this really relatable, something that I want. And I want the car with pretty good mileage, but also a car that I can show off to my friends. Yeah, I need a car that is both practical, but sporty. Yeah, because I have to convince her that it's safe enough for the kids, but I want to have fun when I'm driving. Exactly. And she doesn't want to get a Ford ST focus. And I'm just like, oh, what other options do I have? And so I European car and it's like, I don't know if I want to. No, like those are hard to repair, right? Like I got to import parts. That's I don't want to do that. Yeah, it's got to be. Yeah, something, you know, more domestic than American or like Japanese, I guess, like Toyota, like nothing in white. Everyone has white cars. I want like a red or a blue, but what type of red? That's that's the important question. Like so, yeah, again, or yeah, you got options for this show. You know, options with this job, but it's just like this is what you do in the writers room. You bat around these ideas. You toss them around. A lot of them write the first thing down and then you go, I got it. My work is done. This is a lot of that. I don't want to say it's like just definitive, but like a lot of the jokes so far, the kind where you hear them, you just sigh like that's your response. I think I know why I don't watch this channel. What's great? Also, hi, meme. How'd you do? Good, good. I for some reason, I thought this was tomorrow. So I just like, oh, I can sleep in, right? And then I wake up and I see drinkers thought the same thing. Right. And I was in a call with him. I think two days ago, because it was before Friday Night Tides. And I was like, oh, yes, you on Saturday as well. He was like, you mean Sunday, right? But I like because I fucked up with something recently. They'll remember from Halloween. You'll you guys will find out about it next year. So I was like, oh, and I say to my message, I just read it out to drinkers Saturday. And he was like, oh, OK, I guess I was like, thank fuck. I didn't screw this up. I think I just thought it in my head like, oh, this is the Halloween one, right? So I accounted for when is the 31st in Wales? And it's just like, oh, that's Monday for me. So I'm also I'm good. That's what happened there. Metal in his little tank. That is my little tank. You should see my big tank. Way. Mindful tank. Now start saying nine us nine us nine us nine us nine us nine us nine on high. Well, well then, let us let us let us press on. Is everybody everyone's in? We got seven. So I think we are. I think we're good. Excellent. I think we're good. I can see why they focused mostly on his eyes. The rest of him looks like a basement cosplayer who couldn't fit into his costume. So he grabbed whatever leftover scraps didn't have Cheeto dust all over him. Yeah, it's just too wordy. I was just saying, I lost track of the joke. I lost track of the joke. I don't even know what it was. Me too. I forgot what we were making fun of. Halfway. It's just like what? First of all, he was he was too fat and then he was just putting on what he could. And then there was Cheeto dust somewhere and is what? What? We're all just like, all right, then. I don't. Yeah, I don't get that thing. Like cosplayers like Cheetos. Is that a was it? Is that a thing? Yeah, he didn't. He's mixing his. I was going to say metaphors, but they weren't really metaphors. I was going to say that's generous of you. Yeah, he wanted if you wanted to work really hard on these jokes, you should be making references to common foods that people ate back in that time period. Good to work harder to understand the jokes, you know, instead of Cheetos, whatever Cheetos equivalent was in 1899. Yeah, instead of having to go, I know what you're trying to do and it's not funny. Have me go, oh, that might be clever. I just don't get it. Yeah, like scone dust. They wipe the scone dust off of their thing because that's what people do in Britain. Yeah, that's what they do. Oh, yeah, we do. Yeah, you better believe it, God. Now I really want some scones. Scone dust, scone dust, scone dust, scone dust, scone dust. Oh, hell, yeah, jammin' bloody cream on it, my thanks. Lines of like scone dust. Yeah, dude, can I just say, by the way, he looks so unimpressed with us right now. You know, I think he's unimpressed with us, right? Yo, that's what he's unimpressed with. His own joke, I don't think he's impressed with us. What do these people think they are? The first draft, what did you expect? I don't know. This is my dirty Destro-Maz, my dirty Spartan armor, my dirty Carrilla de Vilcote. I am Leonidas Carrilla de Destro, fear me. No. Do you catch that gap, that gap for laughter? I'm really in the end, why I don't watch this channel? Yeah, he doesn't come across as, he doesn't speak. This isn't how you normally talk to people. So those gaps don't work. The gaps are so clear, like, yes, yes, laugh. And once you've calmed down, I will continue. I'll have another banger ready for you. The dead bush of YouTube reviewers, please clap. Please clap. I don't know. Do you think behind the camera he's got his own applause sign, which he presses the button for? And then his staff have to applause to help fire him. And he's looking at it, feeling so happy with himself, and then he presses it off again. Oh yeah, remember his singing in the Lord of the Rings one that nearly drove Count Angular Insane? That was a good time. That was great. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Attacked in Europe, threatening to go to war, we logically cut to Kenya. As in, can you tell me why the hell I'm supposed to give a shit? Well, the good is... They're up against you in two seconds. And that's an astoundingly ignorant thing to say, considering the global, like, that is a bafflingly ignorant thing to say. Yeah, what would a lot of these African colonies of Europe care about what happens in Europe? It's not like war came to Africa, both in World War I and World War II. What a stupid thing to say. Then there's the storytelling aspect of, just because we've said something's happening in A, doesn't mean B isn't important until we tell you why. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, exactly. And also, this is where our protagonist is, so that location might be relevant. What a strange criticism. Can you guess it? I'm thinking about his joke. Oh! Oh! Where's Quartermain? Hey, shit. Gosseling Affleck here is looking for a man named Alan Quartermain. Ben Gosling? What? Ben Gosling Affleck? What? I guess he thinks... So, he looks like Ben Gosling. Ryan Gosling Ben Affleck, yeah. Ben Affleck, Ryan Gosling. I'd have to see him again. I don't know. You see, here's the thing. Even if the joke works, I'm not impressed. I can see a twinge of Ryan Gosling, but, like, no Ben Affleck. The worst thing is, he's talking about the black dude as well. I don't understand. He just calls him Lawrence Fishburne. What? Black Mumbazo. Uncle Ben's. He doesn't look like Uncle Ben, though. Why did he mention the lion? We should have been focusing on the lion behind, looking like it's going to eat everyone. There you go. See, that's comedy gold right there. We're just helping you, Doug. Just give us a chance to help you out. Doug. Dougie. Dougie. Dougie. He's looking for a man named Alan. Dougie. And tell me for a brain dead second, you would actually believe this is him. A brain dead second. A brain dead second. A brain dead second. That is a very, very unimaginable note. A lot of notes, smaller. That's going to go in your notes. Well, it begs the question. Just wait up. Tell me for a brain dead second. Tell me for a brain dead second. Well, this begs the question, which is longer a brain dead second or a brain alive second? Probably not. Oh. Which one's longer? I mean, is there a brain dead? Like, what is a brain dead second? I don't know what a brain dead second is. Oh no, well, hmm. He's got a stinking. Nice one, Doug. He does have a stinking. What on you? That's more than most key fat movies do. If your brain dead, there's no concept at the time because you've gone. None. Well, maybe the cells around that, it's a brain dead set. Well. A living cell inside a brain that is dead? Or. If your brain dead, you're gone. That's it. It's over. Goodbye. Well, maybe the POV is outside of the dead brain. You know, it's like, you look at the dead, a second to a dead brain is, nah, I got nothing. What the hell are we talking about? I got nothing. I got nothing. I was hoping someone would help me, but I just, I understand it's difficult. Well, we've learned a lot today. No, we haven't. You would actually believe this is the pleasure of addressing Alan Cortemay. Yes, you do, sir. Indeed you do. Yes, that's it. And you want to know what I'm not into? Lying. I'm told. Well, maybe if someone lies to you, what are you gonna do? Also, if you don't know who Alan Cortemay is and everyone's like, yeah, he's over there. And he says, yeah, I'm Alan Cortemay. What's he mean? I mean, it's like, he's obviously lying. He's like, how would I know that? Why am I supposed to base that? I don't know who Alan Cortemay is. Why, you know, like Sean Connery doesn't exist in like my universe, right? He could be anybody. Yeah, he's like, that doesn't even look like Sean Connery at all. You're like, all right. Yeah, would you look at Ryan Gosling and be like, yeah, that's not a Gosling. It's because they didn't read the script, though. That's why. For that. If only we could figure out who the real Cortemay was. It could be anyone. Even that Sean Connery-shaped man to the right. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah, Sean Connery. Yeah, Sean Connery. Wow. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would Sean Connery do this? Why could you have done this? Sean Connery exists in this universe as well. Do I have the pleasure of talking to Sean Connery? So they didn't- Next game's Bond. Wait, this joke wouldn't even work. This joke wouldn't work because if Sean Connery existed in this universe, they'd say, no, that's not Alan Cortemay, and that's Sean Connery. That's Sean Connery, yeah. That's not Alan Cortemay. This joke doesn't work on any level. He's gone for another 31 years. This, these jokes need work, Doug. I mean, if he was talking about how the movie expects us to think this guy is Alan Cortemay, that'd be fine. It's like he's criticizing the character instead of the movie. But I would go as far as saying the movie. I think the movie thinks that we are smart enough to have noticed it because the character looks so shifty. It's like, that's probably not him. Like they wouldn't make him so shifty if not, yeah. He's not Sean Connery. The empire needs you. Do I need the empire? I'm Cortemay. Oh, movie! Got us! Man. OK, I guess he won. Because I, because we, as the audience, know that Sean Connery is this character, this character who's actually part of the universe is also meant to know. That's fucking stupid, Doug. Well, there's all that. It is the delicious, rich taste of Cadbury's Coco. Yeah. I actually think this is part of the movie's fight. The idea that he gets people who just want to hear his adventures away from him as a friend. Like that. It's not even bad for security. And he doesn't want to reminisce. That's the old app he's getting. Doesn't like to go back to those memory-wise. Yeah. But instead he's like, I don't know you're Sean Connery. OK. You're Sean Connery, the famous actor who played James Bond and was in the Avengers movie that I made fun of. Remember, now it's in The Sims 2. She goes and bae. Is he? He looked pretty bad at it. This representative of the British government said he was about to work. It literally worked, yeah. He was working with him and then Sean Connery was the one that said, no, I'm Quartermane. Yeah, what the fuck? It works. I don't know what else to say. It literally worked, Doug. It literally worked. Do I need the empire? I'm Quartermane. And he bought him a fucking drink. Yeah. Got us. Nigel and his people were keeping the story seekers at bay. Is he? He looked pretty bad at it. Yes, it worked. Yes, the representative of the British government says he needs him because war is on the horizon. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder keg. War. With whom? Exactly. A world war. And by world, I mean mostly Europe, which is pretty much the world to us. No, the world. No, no, the world. What in here is here? Yeah. A substantial part of the planet. Yeah. Do you mean the world? Like, no, nothing so literal. Like, literally, I guess the world. I just mean I just mean Europe, which also owns like a significant portion of the world through colonies and other. OK, for any. Why would you say this? I just really stupid. Well, that'll be Tank Battles in Quebec. It's like tell me whether it's Tank Battles in Quebec, that it's a world war, whether it's Tank Battles in specifically Quebec. Stories of your exploits have thrilled English boys for decades. So many directions I could take that joke. Mr. Murder. They're taken. You didn't do that. You didn't do that. All thrilled English boys. You didn't do that. You molested children. He didn't make a joke. He just said there could be a joke. Could be a joke. He said I could point out that if you really stretched it, this could be a pedophile related bit of humor. I guess so. I don't understand. I don't. Yes. You might as well go for it. These assassins here shoot the wrong quarter maim. Chris, you could say if I feel girl is quarter maim and they fall for it. And they have themselves a shooting problem. He's an old man. He's an old dude, dude. The other guy's an old man. This isn't remotely comparable. But OK. OK. What? Pretty skilled knife man and a lot of Sean Connery to hit. That was pretty embarrassing. Nothing. What do you mean? That's pretty close. You're at least in death. I mean, yeah, like if anything, I don't know, like he did it right. He's going to pay. Listen, this is not the villain fucking up scene. Like that particular one is not the one you want to go to for villains being terrible at hitting things in this movie. Yes. This is a plot armor heavy film. I know. It went through the plate, too. That's what's impressive. Yep. But there's one assassin left. What do I smell bad? Fearing the war will come to end. Oh, that was a bad joke. He was writing this, and he thought that was such a fucking banger. Now, see, here's the thing. You don't need to swing all the time. Like sometimes you could just be all the time stringy. That's all I like. That's the one new strategy, please. I could do that guy's new give me a new story. The man with the golden nurse. The man with the golden news. Golden news. I found your weakness. Now, now, now, now, now, now. The bad guys are established that they'd rather kill themselves than be captured. It's like they must have a really heavy like philosophical or duty-based investment in this evil. Yeah, why are they willing to go to these zealous lengths to avoid capture for what? It can't be for money because they need to do that. I don't understand. Yeah, they're just dying. They believe in the cause. What do I smell bad? Fearing the war will come to Africa. Connery agrees to help and is flown to London to meet up with the man in charge. No, that's not a James Bond joke. That's really what he's called a superiors. Call me that. That's fine. So Connery has a look that's like, oh, dumb. I get it. Oh, you think that's bad? Listen to what precedes it. You made a bad Sean Connery impression and a bad joke. Yeah, I think that's bad. That's a spell. That's to you, the dumbass audience, where it's from around the world in 80 days. Even that laugh, it seems to say, we're making this kind of movie. Huh, I should have mailed a script to the Marx Brothers. If you look in a fucking mirror, Doug, Jesus fucking Christ. It's like insulting the film for being so heavy with references. You're fucking joke so far, dude. That's all his references are as well. Take the time to talk to us. Why in a series like that? OK, not so much. He's on a kitchen generation of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. League of what? No, seriously, when do we start filming the real movie? They've discovered these. Dude, that gap, that wonderful gap. I'm not laughing. I know. It's just it just hangs on the on the shot. And we're all like, come on, then. Thanks, thanks. Just die every time we say so. I just die on the inside. Let's just. And then part of my soul just gets ripped away and it's just like, God, stop. God, he's introduced to. I'm sorry. What was the joke? Is that I don't know of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Sorry, you're going to have to see this. This other joke again, seriously, when do we start filming the real movie when you'd say that? Stupid. I'll tax for all the work of one man who calls himself a phantom. Very operatic. God, he's introduced to that was actually cleverer than anything you've said, Doug. I mean, that was. I would be. Yeah. I wonder Captain Nemo. Alan, the correct grammar was more clever than clever about. Rumor has it that you're a pirate. I'm white, according to most movie versions. He's also greeted by his wife. That's why it is. That's not true, is it? I don't know. I actually don't know. I mean, isn't he like Raj? British Raj. Really portrayed as white, but. All right, maybe it's Wikipedia tells me that though originally of unknown nationality, he's later described as the son of an East Indian. Right. Is it Raja Raj Raj Raj, right? Like it's all right. Well, I know it's Raj, but like it says Raj. All right, I like the pronunciation. He's not the tiger's kid. I mean, just to belay any confusion that might have existed. OK, I'm I'm now less confused. So thanks. Look, Michael Cain. Don't fucking throw bloody spears at me. 20,000 leagues under the sea. We are going 20,000 legs under the sea. I thought you were going to say Tangerine. You had your chance. And we're going to fuck. Oh, it's going to bring a tangerine. 20,000 leagues under the Tangerine. Yeah, I want to watch the Tangerine under the sea. He's just the change of the league. Well, you've got options. It could be that he's at the bottom of a massive planet sized tangerine. Or alternatively, there was a secret society of sentient tangerines at the bottom of the ocean. They dance around like I was about to say they dance around like a juice thing, like the thing to squeeze juice. But that would probably be like the good one. They'd worship a juicer, I don't know. No, that'd be like a devil. You know, I wanted to use the jellyfish, the size of a Tangerine. Long time ago, I was 20,000 leagues under the sea. Tangerine. She's a machine. She's a machine to most movie versions. He's also greeted by the invisible man, and seeing how M is played by Richard Roxbro, who plays the villain and goddamn everything. I'm just going to guess and say the M stands for Moriarty. Would you prefer Moriarty? Don't even get ahead. You know, they're lame enough to do it. But, dude, are you already seen the films? Now, see, this is what I'm talking about. Like, why did you pause? Is that a joke? The joke is, oh, you're never going to do it. It's like, that's not a joke. That's just like an observation point you're making. It's not even an interesting observation. It's just... No, it's not. Somebody in shock, please. Every time he pauses, can you just put some Seinfeld? Like, man, imagine M is Moriarty. Wouldn't that be they did it? You're like, oh. Having watched the film, I'm going to guess that M stands for Moriarty. And I was right. I was right. Sucked in, maybe. Which name is that? I call it an automobile. OK, this isn't Dory the Explorer. You can say new words at a regular pace. Automobile. Or car. Yeah, except why would he do that? Why would he call it a car? Yeah. It's he's he's explaining it slowly so that he understands why it's called an automobile. Because he's an automobile straight away. They might just be like, what the fuck did you just say? Yeah, exactly. Like, could you imagine if somebody's like, oh, that's a telegram. It's like, what? Telegram, that's out of it. Automobile, really, like it's kind of been diluted because of its usage. But automobile, like automatically mobile, like that's. Yeah. And that's why I think he's deliberately saying it or he's just like in this fucking cool thing about the name. Like, it's a difficult name. Or an auto anything, really. This is my good reminder about the issue, man. And you gotta remember the time that this film is set. The automobile was not a common fixture. That's right. At this point. It hadn't even been invented at this point. It hadn't been invented. No. There you go. Makers of this comic were so embarrassed to be in it, they just sent their names. In fact, wait, Alan Moore isn't playing the villain. I think that's the biggest twist so far. Why did you pause? Is that a joke? The phantom, he looks a bit like disheveled Alan Moore, right? Like, so they're paying homage to the person that wrote the source material. What is wrong with that? I think, honestly, the payoff was just the anything from it. All looks weird. I like that guy. Yeah, are you going to watch birds and then go, look, fucking Hitchcock put himself in the cafe? Yeah. He probably would comment on that. How terrible. Boom. Are you from Mr. Dorian Gray? Well, let's just do the question. Why? It was? No, he could have said, no, I'm Jeff's boyfriend. Let me go get him for you. Why would? Yeah, he wants to make sure he's the fucking guy they're looking for. Mr. Dorian Gray, that is just like, wow, now I know who he is. Like, it's a fucking weird video. Did you did you check the internet to see? They should have, Mr. Gray, you see, Mr. Quartermame, I'm un-googlable. That's his power. What kind of life? My Wikipedia entry ages instead of me. You're missing a picture, Mr. Gray. And you don't miss a thing, do you? Oh, sometimes. Good scripts, for example. I miss those a lot. So we go from one big building where we're sitting around talking to another big building where we're sitting around. You know, I think there's a big building where we're all talking. It's like, whoa, how tedious. Going back to the stair thing with the portrait, I think our criticism was they're getting really heavy-handed with a reference here. Instead of kind of building up to it, they're really laying it on thick. That was our criticism. Yeah, because if nobody had said anything and they went up those stairs, you and I would have been like, ah. That's something that the director wants me to notice. Yeah, instead you have to go, you have a painting machine. What if they brought, you saw a wall full of paintings when he's walking up and then he sits down and behind him, there is a place where a painting has been removed. Something? Yeah. Or like maybe Alan is the only one to even really notice it. Like as they're walking by, he's the only one who turns and even looks at it. It's not given special attention. It's just he just is the only one who notices it. Just cast an eye to it, maybe just cast an eye and you see him casting an eye towards the empty spot. Yeah. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen could use a little more subtlety. Yeah. Yes, yes. I think we all agreed that earlier, yeah. Fucking to another big building where we're sitting around talking. Eee. We all of us have tried to. What the hell was that? I don't understand. That was death. The death of comedy. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go vomit in the toilet. Be up. Oh no. I can hear from the back. Hunter, scientist, even Skinner has stealth. Cheers. Oh look, we can see the drink go down his throat. Shouldn't we see all the food and drink he's ever had then? Like over the days. Ever? Why would ever? You, you, Doug, you know the people. Doug, you know the people. You know the people do piss and shit, right? Like it doesn't just stay in there forever. He's not the invisible man. Yeah. It's just all the food he's ever eaten and then. I think when we were watching it, we were like, are they gonna show the process of it turning into piss? Oh my God. They don't call him the piss visible man for nothing. Yeah. Shouldn't we technically be seeing it turn into? Oh, there you go. Why did they give me think this movie? Oh, you just, man. He went really high pitched there and I think he should have given a warning, you know. This is pain. Warning before the video starts. It shows up to try and take out our heroes. We give to all special one time invitation. Join me. You know the mask is supposed to cover the ugly part, right? Kind of, it gets a wink from it. No, it isn't. He's trying to mislead the heroes. So if he has a mask that shows a scurry face, it will potentially mislead the heroes by thinking, oh, that couldn't be him. This guy's got a fucked up face. Him doesn't have a fucked up face. There you go. Nailed it. Watch the movie. This movie does a few things correctly. That is amongst them. He keeps going after things that aren't problems. No, Captain Nino is not white. Ooh. I'm like, what are you doing? It's not hard to criticize this film. They're all very low dangling fruit that he's just missing. Well, we're almost to the vetis section. I'm sure you'll have fun with that. Another shootout commences. Ladder. Henry, did you survive that ladder? I will never be the same after that ladder. The ladder wasn't. Jesus Christ. You're so corny. Oh, my God. That did hurt me a little bit. I think my joke would have been something like Alan Cortemaine uses as a salt ladder or something like that, you know? Yeah. But there's just no, that hit me right in the cringe. Yeah. In my cringe gland. You sort of, you sort of reel. Oh, as, did you hear that just now? No. All right, let's replay it for us. He's going to hear it. You know the mask is supposed to cover the ugly part, right? You don't want to mask covering your face. Who's on his side, though? And another shootout commences. Here we go. Ladder. Ladder. Ladder. Henry, did you survive that ladder? I will never be the same after that ladder. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How? Right in the cringe hole. Yeah, it's just in the cringe minds. You want to cover the cringe ballerong, and you're like, oh, my God. This is the principle skinner of fucking jokes. You know, these are funny, of course they are. There's just the kids who are wrong. It's just the people who's wrong. He just keeps fucking talking. Shut up. I suppose it's our fault for hitting play, but then you're like, oh, my God. This guy has a sword, and all we have are machine guns, and that's nothing compared to this guy's cane. No, that's a sword. He pulls it out of the cane. And yes, I thought, I thought, why is Dorian being so brazen when a machine gun? Because you can't fucking die. Nemo doesn't have that excuse. So he doesn't need to care. He doesn't need to care. And he's not just using a cane. No, it's a fucking sword within the cane, dipshit. Defeated by the Ewoks are probably looking at these guys saying, you know what? Yeah, I don't think it's not really comparable after that clip, is it? What are you? I'm White Prince. I'm complicated. Oh, that is so something White Prince would say. What's happening? Oh, that face. That face. Well, here, the thing is that the joke, I guess, it makes sense. That's it, mate. Has anyone got a cyanide, please? I got a green cap that face. You can kill yourself like the bad men in the movie do. Yeah, I want to do that. You're not in Africa. It won't work. Ah, I want it to work. So unfair. It's this face, by the way, is the drama comedy face, but the sad, you know, the tragedy comedy faces. You know, this is the tragedy one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is fucking tragic, all right? I'll give you that. Well, there ain't no comedy in this, but it must be tragedy. Look at those eyes. Oh, yeah. Hey, thank you. I'll take this money off of some Benadryl from the audience. I'll take the Benadryl. Thank you. That's what you see. I want to try and stretch it out. Hold on. We'll make it long. Yeah, just stretch it out. It's probably funny that way. Let me see if I can do that. Feels her power, too, as apparently she's from Dracula. I don't know. Everything else is spelled out. Who's this? Dracula. No, she's from her. All right. Yeah, what we can't do is we'll move on. No, I'm just confused. You know, what else she meant to be a vampire from? Yeah, that's the. It's so weird. She's a vampire from fucking different strokes. Like, what the fuck? Like, in Avengers, you're like, oh, here comes Hulk also from Marvel Comics. You're like, yeah. Yeah. You do know that that's a Jacqueline. Where's the hide? OK, I'm on Yodi. And you are special agent Sawyer. Oh, cool. Did you trick some kids to painting out the bullet holes from Dorian's suit? How the hell does go? You're in put on a new suit. Put on a new suit. What? Dude, he had it ripped off him. How did you criticize this movie? Jesus Christ. Why are you making it so awesome? Can we send this man back to kindergarten, please? Sean Connery's face is perfect. He's like, shut up, Doug. Exactly. Otherwise, I'm going to smack you in the face like I do my wife. Oh, my. You don't even have to say allegedly because he's dead. No, he meant he admitted he admitted to it. Well, you'd still maybe could it. Does that work that way? If someone just says that's something I did and then they say that's something you did, can they sue you or is it the site? The fact that they said I did it. No, he was he's unashamed about it. He said women push buttons. Oh, no, I've seen the I've seen the interviews where he's like women need to slap sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Based. Sigma Connery made me love him even more. Oh, no. Sigma Grimes at Connery. He made his living essentially beating up men on the big screen. And then he says one thing about women getting hit. And oh, it's suddenly it's wrong. You want a quality? There you go. They traveled to Paris to get one last recruit. Dr. Jekyll ripping off Van Helsing for what? What Van Helsing? No, Van Helsing came out after this. Oh, my God, they're both shitty movies. We know Van Helsing was great. Van Helsing's one of the greatest movies of all time. I'll have you know. This is a step below Van Helsing. Yeah, there was no. The thing this film was really missing a bit of Van Helsing was like a midget sort of cooking machine of some kind. Yes, midgets on fire. Yes. Didn't he review Van Helsing? Yeah, he did. We covered it. And we hated it. That was last year. Up. It was Robert Louis Stevenson that created Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in fucking 1880, something. So you're saying this film copied Van Helsing. No, the film, the both films used a character which was public domain. Cece, you're saying that Van Helsing ripped this film off? I'm getting ripped off by the beta vibes from this. Yes. I'm saying Doug needs to shut the fuck up. Dr. Jekyll ripping off Van Helsing or did Van Helsing rip off this? You know what? They're both shitty movies. They didn't be ripped off anybody. They just used Hyde because. Do you see the Russell Crow, Mr. Hyde? Yeah, no, God, no. Mummy. I know. Oh, yeah, is that called? That is called the mummy, right? You tend to put the end of the mummy to do the Tony Stark thing. Well, he has a he has a scene because I haven't seen the movie, but I've seen his scene where he turns into Mr. Hyde. And it's basically just Russell Crow, but like chubbier. That's a current day Russell Crow. Yeah, he's also got it's fucking destroyed. But yeah, I guess that ripped off this film. There you go. Because yeah, it's how it works all those. I'll give credit that the effects on him are legitimately pretty good. And I also like the sort of the ocean actually looks like a sort of the ocean, you know, cloud sword, but still a sword. But most of the movie is just people standing around yapping. What? Too many motherfuckers. Oh, no, no. Probably not too much. There's a lot of people just standing around yapping than the stone critic. Oh, and the stats grid. You want to talk about people talking too much? You want to talk about people talking too much? For real? For real? I know. All the things you can criticize. Geez. Like. This is too. This film is a lot of fucking action scenes, to be fair. Like, it's just isn't going to say it's boring, too. Now Sean's face is like, yeah, I'm definitely going to give you a sloppy, shucking little shit. It would be too bad, except they're not even talking like they're interested in what they're saying. These are the most famous characters in fiction. Each one of them has a book centered around them. Yet they all talk in the dollars or roars. And I'm going to need an example. Be exciting. Yeah. Can you back up that statement? Give me an example. Mono of tones. I was surprised you ultimately joined the league. So it's clear with Da Vinci's blueprints and enough explosives. I mean to undo the flaws in my character. How are these examples? Some of these are appropriate. I mean, I guess Nemo could have a bit more inflection, but he seems to Nemo is possibly the most monotone, but that seems deliberate. Yeah, he's just very he's very I mean, this guy is organized and militant. Yeah, he seemed like that's that he wants to come across that way to his men and everyone around him. He's commanding people. Yeah, he's literally commanding a small army as far as he's concerned. Then like also it's a very grave situation. You expect them to fucking joke around like they're Marvel characters, like, but Dorian Gray was lying. Yeah, he wasn't there. He wasn't there at all to fix the flaws in his character. Quite the opposite. True. He was there to lean into him. But also the delivery of Dorian's is sounds contemplative. I don't know why you want it to be different. He's he's a decadent cocky. This is a man that has and has had everything that he's ever wanted. Wealth, riches, sex, drugs, anything. Pokemon cards. This man, this this man has had it all. He he should be going around with an air of, you know, arrogance, really, because he's been there done that. Why wouldn't he? Enough explosives. I mean to the flaws in my character. Your past haunts you. Your master developed these characters better. Talk about haunted past, you dipshit. I mean, yeah, you can you can tell. Shortcutter deliberately takes a few seconds because it's like, how do you respond to someone saying your past haunts you? It's like, yeah, well. You love triangle between Mina and actually everybody. But no one has any chemistry, even as people. He's going to sink the whole city. Yes, and the spark of this world war. And the biggest insult is as a comic book movie. Think about what you can do with this idea. Maybe the vampire takes Jekyll's potion. Maybe Tom Sawyer can turn invisible. Maybe need what? Why? What were so if we gave? So if we just started combining powers of vampire hide, I guess. Invisible. Why would the very fact is these people see themselves as cursed? Yeah, I mean, that could be a real idea in some mixtures. Like, oh, like if the big like if Tom Sawyer has to take the hide potion to fight off the evil one for whatever reason, like that could you could do something with that? But like the vampire turning into invisible. No, like keep them distinct. If they already have powers, then maybe you don't have to just cross them over, you know, in court, I mean, can invent some new kickass weapons. Combine these characters. We're not inventing. Yeah, they have to cast weapons. I didn't know how in court, I mean, was an engineer. I thought he was just accurate. A very accurate adventurer. It's Nemo who's the guy that would be great. And he does have amazing new technology. Exactly. It's there. They're on it for fuck's sake. It's Jesus Christ. I was really interesting ideas, but none of that has taken advantage of. They just also mean the Nautilus is pretty impressive. Just like, I don't think they. I mean, the when it comes to them not utilizing characters, I mean, I think the issue comes down to screen time and how many people they have to juggle, which is the issue. This guy's created radar as a form of radar for tracking. He's created the Nautilus. The author of the meal. Crews, crews fucking missiles. And that's what he's talking about. Oh, we haven't done anything. He hasn't wanted to get the fuck off. It's true. So true. Jesus Christ. Did you watch the fucking film? I like every time we every time we cover the style to a critic, someone of the guess is like a fucking meltdown. Sorry, I got time for the shit. It's only natural. Certainly, yes. Really interesting ideas, but nope, none of that has taken advantage of. They just all sit around and talk at a very no. Come on. No, we don't, no, we don't. True, my dude, that's just not true. Surely when we get to the medicine, he'll say like, OK, this wasn't sitting around and talking. This was something, this is something else. Oh, tone, like they need a goddamn nap. They're supposed to have the chemistry of the X-Men, but they have the dozing effect of Nyquil. I don't think they're supposed to have the chemistry of the X-Men. Why are they supposed to have the chemistry of the X-Men? What in the world? Do you see the Avengers? Did you see the fucking Avengers? These people have just been thrown together from like, they have complete history. They've been training together or anything. Like, come on, why would these people have the X-Men chemistry? That doesn't make sense. The X-Men are constantly like, they're not always getting along, depending on what the movie is. He's writing this down, go, oh, this is so clever. It's not, it's fucking bullshit. I want X-Men. It's like, what's X-Men? I don't know. They fucking implode, and that's what leads to the whole fucking air shit getting destroyed and, oh, for fuck's sake. They have the chemistry of the X-Men. They need a goddamn. They're supposed to have the chemistry of the X-Men, but they have the dozing effect of Nyquil. Why are they supposed to? Man, what a genius joke, can I just say? Like the, cause you're like, oh, what sent you to sleep? It's like, oh, what's the same that does that? Fuck, oh, damn. It's the dozing effect of Nyquil. Will people understand that reference? I hope they do. I'll give them time to laugh. Nyquilers? Is my audience know what Nyquil is? Here's to put the Wikipedia page on screen just to make sure they understand. Fucking advantage of, they just all sit around and talk at a very low tone like they need a goddamn nap. They're supposed to have the chemistry of the X-Men, but they have the dozing effect of Nyquil. So he'll attack the conference. Nyquil? Nyquil. Thank you for your contribution so far. Well, so those two were awkward with each other because the quarter main clearly judges him for his history. Yeah, the quarter main is super pro. Yeah, he called him a pirate and he's sort of embarrassed by how he judged Nemo. Yeah. And so at this point, Nemo's helped them significantly. And so now it's like we are awkwardly allies even though you've done some shit that I disapprove of significantly. Yeah. Well, now he's like, you've actually proven yourself to be a good man and I prejudged you as a barbaric pirate. And I think it doesn't even... He's like that, I think he's wrong. And Nemo says something like you might not have been, that's not too harsh to be fair or something like that because they get, yeah, they start getting along. Yeah, exactly. I think it's just realisation that he's prejudged somebody. He keeps cutting the gaps between people talking and playing those clips. And so it's like, I mean, yeah, if you cut out the dialogue, it's going to look really awkward, I guess, I don't know. Maybe he wants it dense like there's so much going on in every frame. He wants to prove that it's really boring, but it's a really weird... This in Van Helsing, he like claims a really like shittily paced and boring, but it's like they're filled with action scenes. Some that are fucking insane. Yes, yeah, somebody's right. Why does Doug sound like a hysterical woman when he speaks? He's, well, that's just, he does that on purpose. He was like inspired by Animaniacs. He wants to be a cartoon, like... Oh. That's his whole thing. He wants to be Daffy Tuck. I was considered, I think, you know. I want to be an eraser then and rub him out. And rub him out? Oh, no. Don't draw that, please. No, don't. Don't draw that. Don't draw that, no. Anyway. As uses his forehead as the eraser. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. I'm about to say. You just cut all the... Why can't you let it make you breathe? Why can't you let a scene breathe? Yeah, because that scene, he cut out the part before and after the speaking with the launching of those discs or whatever they are, which goes... This is like, yeah, there you go. Fucking obsessed. Like, damn, calm down, bro. It's comic book characters, both time got together. And this is all they did. Oh, no. Is it a good book? Yeah. Really? What? Did I miss something? Did I miss a skit at the beginning? Is it Issa Asimov's Foundation is not a good book? Are you fucking with me? I mean, is that the joke? Yeah, this is not a good comparison. They're just sitting around, not planning shit. Or talking about their paths or whatever. You had to just, like, dicking around. I bet you lead an interesting life. I hate this. They didn't lead an interesting life. That's funny, right? Because how could you bring these characters together and then they're boring? How could you do that? Is the joke that these are lies? Hulk's dirt foam gives a mate. It's one of the... That's the thing with the Star Trek movies, like, figure out the joke. Most of the time you can get it, but sometimes you're like, well, there's a bit more complicated this time. I guess they had the costumes or... Should we, like, talk about our passions or our dreams? Why? That's literally the scene that you cut off. You'd, yeah. You know, I don't know. Oh, he's fucking crazy. Oh, my God. Man. You know why he was listening to the film when he was taking notes? I hope it's no bow bow bow bow. I'm not one to go out and I'll leave it to Fed, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It was like, you'd be a little disingenuous, Doug. It was just a bit. You'd leave the movie alone. It didn't hurt you. Blade wasn't really an interesting life. I'm just like, I... The joke has got to be that these are lies, right? The joke is why would you take characters like this and then make them do boring things such as write-out memoirs that aren't interesting, I guess. But not even the memoirs that aren't interesting. He's saying that I don't have a life worthy of memoirs. Also, I'm Blade. Well, that's what I mean. The memoirs wouldn't be interesting if he's declaring that he has no history or nothing of interest. Or was he supposed to be Neo? I don't know. I just thought it was Neo. Black glasses, black jacket. He might be Blade. I thought it was Blade. I just didn't go for the racial stereotypes. Yeah, you did. Yeah, yeah. It's trying to racially stereotype Blade. He's typically a black person. Wow. And he also uses that around Blade. He's not typically a black person. Blade is a black person. Anyone he wants to be, right? He's typically a black person, yes. Blade can be a little girl if he wants to be a girl. Lift every voice and sing. He's Blio. Blio. Blio. Either of you've seen League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Yeah, that sucked. See, I thought if it was Blade, he would have had vampire teeth. So the ending of the skit is that Blade slash Neo asks Wonder Woman and Spider-Man, why does Spider-Man have yellow eyes? Is that normal? He's got jaundice. He's got a fish fetish. I guess my brain accepted it at the beginning, but now that the shock of the scene is wearing off, I'm becoming a little more lucid. But the skit ends with Blade slash Neo asking Wonder Woman and Yellow-Eye Spider-Man if they've seen the movie that Doug's currently reviewing as bad and they say, yeah, it's bad. Pretty funny, yes. Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-baby. When you didn't hear it, but I shat myself laughing, just. Oh. Oh, you do not have loud shits normally? Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh, wow, that was loud. I wish metal shitting covered that up. Sorry, it's quite really hard. It might break or something. Yeah, definitely. Oh, okay, commercial break. The League makes it to Venice to apparently stop a bomb that the phantom is going to set off. No one will ever see us. Come on, it's not like this thing can go underwater or anything. I don't think it's for stealth. By the way, how did he miss the criticism? The obvious criticism. How did he go into water in the fucking canals, you dipshit? Yeah, that's not, the idea that they try to remain secret, I don't think that's the criticism. It's how the hell are they here? He's asking why they aren't submerged. Yeah, why aren't they deeper? He got it completely wrong. He's asking why aren't they deeper in the Venetian canals? Poor man. I feel my brain turning inside out, watching this like an infinite density of cringe has just sucked me in. No one will ever see us. Come on, it's not like this thing can go underwater or anything. God, this is stupid. By the way, have I gone colorblind or is there not one spectrum of color in this? Is there some red over there? It was in the plan as it was very desaturated. Yeah, I agree. One way, sorry, one spectrum of color, there was a color spectrum. Yeah. Put that in your job. Put that one in your job. The issue here is that Doug is also on a spectrum. I will definitely agree with that. But yeah, it is very washed out. That's what he meant, but yeah. That's what you said though, Doug. Fireworks have no color and that's their only purpose, to go boom. They're clearing. Wait, what does boom have to do with color? Well, I don't share this criticism, but I think he's saying that the, I think he's saying that the fireworks are not colorful enough. All right. Yeah, but he said there are only jobbers there to go boom. No, no, if you want to criticize the color, you go then the fireworks their whole existence is to be spectacular, not to go boom. Boom has no correlation to color. Well, I guess he's thinking that their only job is to go boom and that is the explosion that they do and that explosion should be colorful. I guess. I think his sentence wasn't done when we paused. So you guys been cutting him off and shit. Let him finish. By the way, let him finish. One spectrum of color. Yeah, we're in the style of the credit fads. Why do we have to listen to that again? We're in the style of the credit fads in chat. I was about to say that. I was about to say that. It's like, if it was, you know, if it was somebody else. I'm not saying anyone defending him here. I want to see all of Chappy. Like, let him fucking finish. He felt Jesus. Yeah, they go. Oh, let the man speak. God damn fireworks have no color. And that's their only purpose to go boom and have color. Maybe the bandit isn't there. There you go. I'm half Bella. Ah, we should have let him finish. Damn it. I think I was right then. Huh? You went off boom. He said and have color. Yeah, you knew where he was going. Well, yeah, I guess where he was going. Yeah. Or at least if he ended with boom, then you guessed what he was trying to say that didn't say but then did say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Genetic fusion of the villains from Rainbow Bright. You know that makes too much sense. I saw a flashbang there. Learn, I can't take these plazas. Yeah, I want that to be played again. Look at that lovely amount of time you get to laugh. Prepare to laugh everyone. You know that makes too much sense. Now. I don't want to laugh. I want to. I don't want to laugh. A ton of Venice's buildings. Get ahead of the collapse and destroy the next building. We can interrupt the chain of destruction. In no room for error. But I tell you it could work. What do you talk about? Even when explosions go off, they just talk. What? They're- It makes no sense. This is a weird piece of criticism to complain when a movie has people talking. That's an odd one. And all you need to think about is how to stop. You know what? I like it when my movies have less talking. Why do I want to see characters interacting when I could see color spectrums? That's what I need to say. Two minutes ago, what's complaining? Do something. Yeah, now he's bored because there's explosions but they're talking, they're ruining it. Videos like this are why films suck nowadays because there are such obvious criticisms in the air and he's going for- I don't even know what he's going for. No, none of us know. Because how did he miss like the fucking- the Nautilus should not be able to be here? Like how do you miss that word? That's the word everyone gets. Gosh darn. Think of extraordinary conversations except the conversations are boring too. God, that sucks. No, that was a great joke. I think it was a joke. That was a joke there? It was a joke. How did it come down? But is this type of critique which does make- probably studios just go, oh, we just need fucking brainless, fucking action and no development and- You get black widow. Yeah, you get black widow, fuck, man. I hope you liked it, Doug. Jesus. Because it's your fault. It's your fault. Yeah, no, Doug's fault. Doug's fault. It's called automobile. Remember, a device so new, they say it like this. Automobile. Well, it couldn't exist at this time. Well, it's a fantasy will that he invented it, like, yeah. I have much more issue with the Nautilus than I do with the Nautilus. I have no, yeah. It's not even- the issue isn't even the automobile existing. It's how he says automobile. Yeah, that's what he's criticizing right now. It's like, okay. It's not even the existence of this incredible piece of technology. Automobile. It's so funny. That's the new device called automobile. Remember, a device so new, they say it like this. Automobile. Can be driven perfectly by Sawyer. Who, despite never seeing one or being a one before, can pull a fast and furious trailer pretty quick out of it. There we go. You did it. You've got to cut it off. Oh, he did it. Oh, fuck, we're 15 minutes in, we found one. Unfortunately, I have a problem with this. Can we, I need to hear this sentence because I'm pretty sure it's like just really stilted and crap. Alrighty. What are we shooting here? And it's typically by Sawyer. Who, despite never seeing one or being a one before, can pull a fast and furious trailer pretty quick out of his ass. Can pull a fast and furious trailer pretty quick out of his ass. It's not great. Fast and furious trailer out of his ass pretty quick. Exactly, exactly. Even then I wouldn't have said it like that. I wouldn't amend that. I would be amending this one, yeah. We need to make some changes. It's one of those things he says where there's something there. It needs so much refinement. You know, like when you, you know, when you dig into the side of a mountain and you find like raw iron, you know, and you're like, this is. Well, I don't know about that personally, but I'm sure somebody's had that experience before. Well, yeah, many people have, but when you, I assumed Australia, you just go dig in for iron. We all go dig in for iron ore, yeah. You just, you just bang your head. I'm a mini G to ride on. Nobody's going to understand that except for meme. But you can have, but like, even he was like the raw, the raw form of that joke, right? Like raw iron needs to be purified and refined and shaped into something useful and nice. That's kind of what his humor is. When he actually has like a concept, he just finds that raw iron and he just says, he just slaps it down and is like, boom. Yeah, yeah. This is a pair of gardening shears. And like, no. That is a very, that's a very apt analogy actually. It's like, is this something that's like, well, yeah, but not yet. Like this is, it's like serving somebody, I don't know, just like a pile of wheat. And it's like, hey, here's your drink. It's like, no, this is wheat. It's like, what are you talking about? This is a drink. You know, this is all of the raw ingredients. That odd dude. Again, this feels like a comedy sketch where it's like all of the raw ingredients at a restaurant. And it's like, you've got to make the food yourself. And then you get this video. No, I swear. This is the first time I've ever driven this automobile. For a second. You really love that little thing, don't you? You love it. I'm really sticking with it. The first one. It's like the first problem criticism he's got, he's ruining it by bringing it like it's the pronunciation of it. Oh, it'll be. The old ones are the best. He'll be fine. Another criticism. Hey! And how you didn't hang on the thing right there. You cut it. Wow. Good job. He's getting better as the video goes. Maybe. He's getting stronger, he's getting strength, he's evolving. Into what though? He'll be fine. Jesus Christ. Oh, you fucked it. Alright, what the fuck? Oh, he's fucking getting his back immediately. At least I was half-joking. No, you weren't half-joking. That was completely a joke. That was a fortune. Yeah, yeah, we know that was a fortune. We hoped it. Yeah, we weren't half-joking. Yeah. It was a complete joke. Does anyone remember the episode of the Simpsons where Bart has like the gadget belt? The episode of the Simpsons where Bart has the gadget belt and then like he encounters the police and he presses the send help button. No, it's call the police. I told you to, well, can you read? Call the police. They just made a shit out of him. That's me right now. I just want to press the call the police button on this video. I want to see what it says. Send help. Help. Help. Help. I call it the telephone. He is a phone. Call someone who cares. No, not like that. Even I know that clip. He is looking great. I remember. Oh, no. Wait, was there anything else? Or were we going to carry on with this? I don't want to interrupt anybody there. Well, let me use the Lou real quick. Now that we're pausing to pause and I'll be right back. All right. I'll put us on this wonderful frame. Anything. Yeah. There's a face you want to punch, isn't there? See, here's the thing, right? You know, comedy is very much like there is hit and miss. That is an element of comedy. It comes in threes. It does. But like all misses, you know, like just every single time you just swinging and missing. I don't know what that looks like until today. Somebody out there laughed at some. Somebody did. They did. And I feel like that's worth writing a thesis on the one person who laughed at the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen reviewed by nostalgia critic. Just, yeah, that thesis would just be called why. And then. What's the person by any chance dog? Oh, no. Watches his own videos of laughs. Did you imagine Jesus? Oh, that would be so sad. I fucking know that joke. Yeah. No. I'm so funny. Yeah. So good. So good. Jesus Christ. He really is fine. Give him a scratch. At least I was half joking. They stopped the rest of the bombs as Connery hunts the phantom down to a cemetery of his failed movie choices. Look, there's medicine man. You see yourself. I mean, I feel like, again, that's one you could maybe refine into something better. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like. There's a joke there. Every one of them is that. You know, it's pretty funny him calling Connery. Oh, great. This is how you refine it. So you set it up, right? You start off with the part one. A graveyard of Connery's acting choices, right? Then you leave it. And then you proceed to later in the criticism where, or later in the video where Moriarty is hiding. He's like, Moriarty then hides behind medicine man. You set it up and you sort of refer to it later subtly and then you just carry on, right? Instead of making this big deal out of it. I prefer that. Yeah. You see yourself as the brave John Paul. But you're weak. You know, it's pretty funny him calling Connery weak when he's skipping away in fear like the naked guy from Life of Brian. You don't look like he would just strength here, buddy. You look like. So the idea is you wouldn't have a gun? It is. All of this is weird. It's weird that he doesn't just fucking escape because he does later when, after he's been stabbed, but while doing it. Where'd his army go, you know? Yeah. But he's trying to intimidate while escaping. So of course, yeah, he'd be probably, he'd be scuttling around, yeah. Missing Hobbit Dwarf. Boring son of snoring. But it turns out the f- The FANT M. That's right. It was M wearing a mask under a mask. You know, for a criminal mastermind, you really didn't need to do a lot of this. You had a really nice place to hang out. There is literally no point in you going to all these places except to make monologues about wanting the world. In fact, I'm sorry. You said the world once. Yeah. Yeah, you love that. Again. Well, the scratched audio recording given a scratched film reference, despite it not being recorded on film, should explain. And I've intruded the girls, except to me. War will come. Sooner or later. As inevitable as summer into autumn. It is over. For you. I think between this guy's Clinton night brows and his Peter Dinklage bonking lame Shatner voice, he could be the world's hammiest magician act. Even the league. I didn't follow that. Oh, for fuck's sake. It ends up being scramble, you know? Just, just, if there's no jokes. Just don't. Just don't. Just, yeah, just... He's going to hit the world's worst magician act. Who the fuck gives a shit? It feels weird because he just went over like 10 minutes of movie and that's the best he could come up with. This is like... Oh. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of lame. This is definitely Mr. First Script. It never was. It was a ruse getting closer to my... Am I over here? Or am I over here? What does that have to do? What do you mean? He's not trying to hide. What does that have to do with what is in that scene? Like... He should have said doing his best M, doing his best impression of that man from The Fast Show. Cairo! And you're just getting out in front of people the whole time but I fooled you for a second, didn't I? It appears he started this war because he saw war is inevitable anyway. Hey, here's an idea. It's just beating it up. Why don't you goddamn stab me? Yeah, but war was inevitable. And he wants to make money from it. That's the idea. Yeah, but... But he's just said he wanted to start war because war was inevitable. Yes. Because in 1914 the first war... He just said like why not try and stop it? It's like he doesn't want to stop it. Why? He's the villain. He doesn't want to stop the war. He wants to profit from the war. He's correct. Because the morality is corrected as much as he sees Europe as a complete melting point that just needs a tip. And it would send it into spiraling out of control which is exactly what happened with Franz Ferdinand, the Exectra, etc. So he sees what's going to happen because he's a genius. He's a villainous genius, but he's a genius. And he's prepping for it. So he's trying to stop him. Yeah. Yeah. It appears he started this war because he saw war is inevitable anyway. Hey, here's an idea. It's just beating it up. Why don't you goddamn stop it? You freaking mastermind. Nevertheless, he wants to be... He wouldn't want to. Hey, hey, hey. Doug, this is Professor fucking Moriarty, you dipshit. Not Sherlock Holmes. He doesn't do nice stuff. Yeah, he does the mean stuff. He's the bad guy, not the good guy. Alison, why do you want to kidnap Peach? Why don't you just stop? Don't do that. Bowser's mean. Stop it. Yeah. Yeah. Kidnapping is illegal. Mm-hmm. So he steals samples from... Why does Donkey Kong just stop like throwing his skin, Mina's blood, Connor's accent. He's got them all. It's a lot to pay attention, though, as through all of this, Hyde is making faces in the mirror, oddly enough, both figuratively and literally. What fool reveals his strategy before the game? Figuratively making faces and literally making faces. He is literally making faces. He's literally making faces. I mean, making faces, figuratively. What is he even saying with that? Hey, Godelb, he's making faces figuratively and literally. I want to see that notepad. But I want to know what he thinks he's saying. I don't know that he knows what he's saying. There's the notepad, yeah. I'm still thinking about the statement. Don't think about it. Maybe that was what he wanted you to do. He wants to think about it. Making faces both figuratively and literally. But he's not actually making them literally. We see them as a manifestation of Hyde's duality. They are not figurative faces, though. They are literal faces. That's why I don't get this dead. I don't know how one figuratively makes a face. And though as through all of this, Hyde is making faces oddly enough both figuratively and literally. What fool reveals his strategy before the game? While I've rambled on. I honestly don't see how. Was he referring to how Dr. Jekyll was making literal faces and the reflection of Hyde was making figurative faces? Is that what he meant? It was literal, though. I know. Is that what he meant? I guess that's it, yeah. All right, well. Did I miss the amount of standing comedy while I was going? Nope. I honestly don't see how making faces to the side enhances anything. I spent you after 20 minutes of it. Will you knock that off? You've been doing that. I don't. What are you? What's wrong with that? Hopefully a noose. It's Africa. Oh, my goodness gracious. There's no space between them either. That's hard for her. That's quite the face she's making, brother. Jesus. This is about a... She's making that face but figuratively and literally. Yeah. He's saying the faces don't enhance anything. I was like, what? I don't understand. Is that a criticism? Yes. That's the entire review. That's all I got. I don't get what he's trying to say because the thing is that we're seeing the duality of Dr. Jacqueline Hyde. We're seeing the conflict within him because his beast wants out. Well, simultaneously they say lower beings can detect the sound being ran through the entire ship and Hyde can hear it. That's why he's saying make the sound stop. Yeah, because there's two entities within... That's why Jackal is like, what? And Hyde is like... Hide out! It turns out Dr. Baum on the sub as well leading to the most witty of parting lines. Bomb Voyage. I got that from a Captain Crunch box. The bomb goes off. No, he said it. You didn't get it. From a Captain Crunch box. It sounds like we make jokes like that all the time. That's funnier than anything you've said in the whole fucking... And also, there's a character in The Incredibles, one of the best written films of all time, with a character called Bomb Voyage. The French Bomb Voyage. He's the French bomb... Yeah, exactly. And it's great. Do you see why it was such a dumb idea to bring all these characters together? Because, well, they can work together to become even stronger. Yeah, why the hell can you just visit them individually to get the samples? Well, it's easier. Put them in one place? I don't know. You could refine this. Put them in one place, take their abilities, and then kill them as a unit. Yeah. Congratulations! You win the Red Brown Awkward Scream Award! Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, it's a space mutiny. I get that right. I watch Red Letter Media, too. Oh, MST Pre-K. Bomb Voyage, I just got it! We're getting a signal. Oh, God. Only an extraordinary gentleman would figure that out! I'm assuming he's saying it for the sake of the vampire, and anybody else who may not know it's almost code. I don't know. Why not? Is this not the face of please laugh? Is this not just the... I'm begging you. Please clap. Oh, even translate what it said. Oh, my God. I'm so glad we don't have cameras on right now. Hold ahead! Hold! They're told where M is. Follow him in the submarine to a secret hideout. Invisible man sneaks into his hideout to report back what he finds. Of course, being completely naked and somehow surviving the goddamn freezing cold. No, he didn't. Good job. Oh, you did it. You did it. Well done. Clap, clap. That makes three. Yep. Fucking 30 minute video. It's doing great. On the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which is riddled with... Yeah, a movie that doesn't make it hard to just to detect these things. It's fine. I saw Snow on his dinghy. Oh, my God. Send help. Dinghy? Call the police. Dinghy. You should reserve that for a Captain Nemo joke. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Serious question. Serious question. Honest God, serious question as well. Is this channel, like, orientated towards kids? Is it meant to be for kids, or... I mean, I thought... I have memories of him swearing, so I'm confused as hell. But yeah, this feels like it's for, like, literal fucking eight-year-olds or some shit. Why would they be watching League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Dingle-dangle. He had a joke in his Batman and Robin review that was basically just a series of fucking swear words and epithets, so for some reason I doubt that... Or maybe it's for men with the brains of eight-year-olds. I don't know. He says in the hideout there's a ton of tanks, knock-offs, and metal super suits being made to take over the world. Well, at the very least, we're promised a kick-ass climax of none of those tanks, none of those subs, and only one of those friggin' suits being used. Well, yeah, they're all items for the future war that he intends to support. It's not like they're all manned. I don't know. Yeah, we don't know if they're ready or not. We don't know if people have been trained in them. If they're ready, yeah. Maybe people can't get to them. But it's okay. Because we get this weird shaving edit in the middle of the action. Shaving edit? So he's getting shaving done, and they notice that. That's what that means. Of course, that's how we got rid of this moustache. It's all falling into place. Thank God they focused on that! It's not why they had it. Does he think that they did that to let us know it's good? That's why he doesn't have his moustache. I'm gonna be back in two minutes. I just need to go kill myself. See you when you're done. They walk into the room. He's just having shaving done, and they notice that. I don't understand why that was so shocking to him. I'll give credit. There are two cool things in this climax. One is this line. We have trouble. I call it sport. That's just awesome. Okay, that's fine. Why are you leaving a pause? This isn't a joke. You're just saying you like it. I guess we're supposed to be like... Yeah, it is awesome. How the fuck... Because someone made this, somebody cut this together. When they were cutting it together, did they watch all of this and go, yeah, those gaps, they really bring it all together? Who watched that and was cool with it? I assume... I thought he was the one that cuts these together, so... Maybe he does. But how does he watch that and is happy? I think he thinks these jokes are funny. He didn't write them after all. Yeah, sure. But I mean, like... Again... Comedy is hit and miss. But how do you have all these line up and just... You sit there and you're like, yep, that's cool. Good job, me. That's a keeper. That's a keeper for every single one. As far as I know, he was never introduced before, but look at him. He's the only guy having fun in this entire movie. It only gets better when he tastes Hyde's potion and covers himself with it. This movie is doing everything right with this character. This is the exact weird-ass guy I want to take this potion in the exact weird-ass way I want him to take that potion. Leading to, holy shit, look at this! Why were we getting this movie the whole time? So, you just want... You just want monsters to... Man, thanks, buddy. You're the reason. You are the reason. Enough of this. You just need two big slabs of meat and mash it up. Enough of this character. Some characters. Crunch. Puh. Give me those meat-meaty boys. Oh, Doug. What have you done? Just a reminder that his main criticism of Jurassic World was that the dinosaur action didn't go far enough. Must've loved for the kingdom. That's his main criticism. Yeah, they were just like, no, they should've gone even further with all the ridiculousness. They should've had the comfies going in and eating all the burgers or something. I think he said something to that effect. It was really dumb. Bring-ass conversations are on the way. Do not. Or would you prefer Professor James Moriarty? I prefer a surprise that actually surprises. You already covered like mooblo. They never again was. But I guess this will do. Actually, no, it won't. But the movie's made. And it escapes. Clearly doesn't kill her like that's nowhere near her heart. But she surprises us by pointing out that was nowhere near her heart. I think you got another one. We're going to point out how her hairstyle changes. I think it's four now. Yeah. Yeah, we're about four-ish. Time you missed. Oh, that's right. It's a man's heart in his stomach. If you were a guy, you'd totally be dead. Are you going to point out how her hairstyle changes? Please. He ain't going to do that. Oh, God. She shows in the picture, killing him off while supposing a man comes to help Sawyer. It's okay. Skitter. What makes you think I'm skitter? What makes you think you were smart to tell him that? That's another one. Good job. Another one. Yeah. Excellent. I asked you could have had him dead in a second. Now he's just weirded out that there's two invisible swans in the middle of a fight during this climax. Connery meets up with M and tries to finish him off. Oh, no. He has an ash word. There'll be others like me, Kogamite. You can't kill the future. Oh, Lord. Will the villain make it? Why are you making us concerned about him? No, it's just tension to a will he win. Yeah. Wait, seconds away from victory. That's the tension. Does he think you can only do that with a bad guy killing a good guy? Apparently. Goes both ways, my bro. You're wrong. And reveals, though, that he has Connery's son. Yep. His son. They borrowed from the Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom book of weak ass twists and M- Wait. What? Huh? I need to heal that again. Yeah, he just fumbled that. No, he thinks he thinks so is his son. Does he actually think that? No. Why are you making us concerned about him? Though that he has Connery's son, a Sawyer. Yep. His son. No, he said are you going to let him die like you said? Oh, yeah. He actually fucked this up. He thinks. Oh, Jesus. No. It's not what happened. Oh, my goodness. This is incredible. How did you fuck that up? This film has two characters in it and he fucks one of them up. Yeah, the point Moriarty makes is like, your son is dead. Will you let Sawyer die just like him? Yeah. This is the point. Man. Oh, Jesus. Do you really think Sean like Alan Quartermaine is like, oh, man, you're my long-lost thought dead son? He clearly doesn't behave that way if that were the reveal of him. Jesus. Nice. It feels, though, that he has Connery's son, Sawyer. Oh, Jesus. Yep. His son. They borrowed from the Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom book of weak-ass twists and M gets the jump on him. Please back-check your fucking script. Oh. I didn't know Batman counted as a fictional character you could have in this world. No, it wasn't Batman. It was Quartermaine's son. That's Quartermaine's son. That's Quartermaine's son. Quartermaine's son. Oh, no. Quartermaine's son's getting away. Get back here. I can't lose you. Get back here. Other Quartermaine's son. Quick. Other Quartermaine's son. Everyone's Quartermaine's son now. Quartermaine's a fucking player, all right? He's got a lot of fun out there. Sean Connery got around. Let's just... Sean Kingley, no daughters. Spreading his load everywhere. Yes. Welcome to Austria, Mr. Freeze. Oh, my God. Wait, go back to that Mr. Freeze. Screenshot. Screenshot. Go back to that screencap. There was a thumbnail in that screencap. Mr. Freeze is his son. Mr. Freeze is a fictional character you could have in this world, who knows I'd actually welcome an Austrian... Oh, hello. Mr. Freeze. Mr. Freeze. All right. I like it. Couldn't have just cropped that out. Yeah, well, it's fine. It's fine. Don't want to smile. I can't finish his M off, but apparently can't save as out-of-nowhere father relationship in time. May this new century... Wait, no, it says just a father-son relationship. I mean, I think he's still under the impression. That would still apply if he thought they were father-and-son. It sounds very like he... Yeah, he's really fucked up that ending. Yeah. Even the main character's death seemed dull as shit. He doesn't look... Shit. Wow. He said shit. Oh, wow. Those kids are going to be like, Mommy, what does shit mean? What does shit mean? The crazy man in the television, he said that he said the S word. He had the cartoon, man. I don't fucking care what any of that was. All right. No. Hey, man, Harry Potter's the Antichrist in this universe. Cool. I miss him, I guess. But fear not, as apparently Kenyan shamans have cured death. Turns out the secret was dancing. Dancing cures death. Um... It's probably the magic. It's probably the magic part, yeah. At the beginning of the film, he stresses Africa where he lives will not let him die. So he's returned to Africa where he's buried and Africa refuses to let him be dead. Didn't you say you did something for that shaman guy? You saved his family or something? Yes. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. It was set up. And yeah, like, I don't know. If so, it was like, well, magic's dumb. I'd be like, I mean, look at what's in this. Like, you're not okay with that. He just wants to come back from the dead to say, look, Tom, you're not my son. The nostalgia critic got it all fucking wrong. He didn't listen to me. Stulture critic's a dumbass. Properly, he just jumped the gun because he was just, like, smashing through right in the first shitty draft which he never fucking changed. So, okay, here we go. That's why I had to come back from the dead. Cher? Yeah, the downside is he's reincarnated as a CG dragon and still can't sing. It's not a downside. It's pretty fucking awesome. And that was the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That you didn't watch properly. I'm sure it tried its best. I know you didn't. Are you sure you tried your best? Yeah, he put a bit of effort in there. I will go through all of Shankanri's IMDB page. Everyone seems half awake. It's visually colorless. The effects are hitting this. What is this music? Visually colorless. Visually colorless as opposed to hourly colorless. I'm telling you, man, sometimes you put on Shostakovich and I just cannot, I just cannot hear any of the colors. Yeah. It just sounds... Everyone seems half awake. It's visual-less. The effects are hitting this. It's just an all-around boring movie. I can't say it's anywhere near the worst I've seen. I like how he just, the effects are hitting this and actually puts a decent car trait, the car bit in it. Yeah, you should have a relevant, what we call a relevant visual. You should have had the abomination from the end which looked really shitty. Yeah. The actors are from the greatest stories ever written, but having them all together doesn't seem to make any of this work. That's gotta be some bad writing if you can't make them leap off this... But to be fair, you couldn't identify much of the bad writing. You got a couple. You thought that Tom was Alan's son. Yeah. And you thought the problem was that there's too much talking. I think we came to the conclusion that we needed more interactions, better talking. Yeah, you have too many characters. Yeah, we need a little bit of... Make the movie longer, maybe. Just make it a real, real flick. A real epic. Yeah. A lot of people are juggled. And if anyone is foolish enough to do a sequel in the future, it had better look something like this. Now that'd be a final film for Connery to go out on. I'm not a Stalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. What? I think I just watched... Oh, he left. He didn't wait to get out of here. He's fucking abandoned us. I remember it so... No, but he said, I'm not a Stalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. That's his catchphrase. Yeah, that's what he says. I remember it so you don't have to catch it. Even though we remembered it better, it helps when we saw it the other day. Well, he used to only do old movies. Yeah, it doesn't make sense anymore. He just does everything. Well, I think if it's... That's almost 20 years old now. I'm not talking about this. He covers everything now. That catchphrase worked when he was covering stuff that was nostalgic. But now he covers like brand new movies too. It's just like... Oh, hold on. It says directed and edited by Doug Walker. Who wrote it, though? He wrote it. Let's find out. Offs and costumes. Thanks, Bonnie. Camera. Sorry, I can't hear you above the top floor. Wait. Oh, is there a post-credits scene? Like a marvel? Have we still got not a writing credit? Who wrote it? Did we miss the writing credit? No, there was no writing credit. Is it gonna be at the end? Holy fuck, there's no writing credit. I'm so excited. Did this have a script? Unless... Unless he counts... Under editing includes writing. Not that it should, but maybe it does. Um, maybe under... Fuck it. He uses the old Instagram logo. Okay. You're running out of credits. What a... Is it a sponsor? Okay, okay. Here we go. What? This has got like two million views or something? I don't know, actually. Hey, Doug Walker here doing the charity shout-out. Okay, the charity shout-out, whatever. Make some sounds, good stuff. Yeah, good, yeah. As for the view count... Yeah, about one and a half million views. Jesus Christ. That was terrible. That, yeah. Listen, what I find odd about these videos is just like, you didn't... For all the faults of the film, like, you didn't use any of them. Yeah. If I reviewed this movie, it would be at least an hour long, easy. Might a field of errors. Or you could just walk and... It's so fun to make out of it. Doug's impression of Connery made me crack up. But... Why? No, it's bad. Sam Crasile, you are crazy. No, Sam, why'd you do this to us? Shut up. Damn it, Sam. You were the chosen one. You're meant to destroy Nostalgia Critic. I'm not joining him. Yeah. Same. Hideously unfunny. Just, the references are actually wrong a lot of the time. Just criticisms that... I don't know why you're even bringing about interesting video, I guess you could say. Very interesting. Well, that was... That was disappointing. I mean, not in the... I was... I wasn't disappointed in, like, there was a lot to talk about with that video. It was really bad. So we had a lot of things to comment on. True. But, like, the video was really bad. Yeah, Doug, I expect better. I think. I mean, I... I don't know. I guess I just expected to be terrible, yeah. I guess we'll see. That was my first Nostalgia Critic video. That was my first one ever. Are you gonna subscribe? I'm so sorry. No. I'm not a real fan. You bastard. No. What a shame. The only big fan is his logo. Nice one. Yeah. That's a... Yeah. That's a callback. That's ripping off an old joke that I did hours ago. You and POSTRAG's working together. We are. So, um, that's that. What an atmosphere it leaves this cool with. Yeah. Just a more happy thing. What happens now? What do we do? Where do we go? How do we continue? I don't know. What a... What a... What a video for... What a film. Now for the Cinema Sins video? I mean... I feel like... No. I don't like... I don't like Cinema Sins and Sins of Winds. I just really... You've already got four hours of content. Yeah, to be fair, we should probably get the Super Chance actually. So... Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. Um, but... Before that, I would like to offer... If anyone here would like to escape into the yonder wilderness... I would like to give you that chance. Yeah, I want to kill myself. I didn't mean that. You already did? Not on our stream. No, I've just run the warm bath so I can... So I can slide in and then... Oh, God. Raise the blade. Fucking raise. And then just... I thought you'd go for the toaster. You'd be like numb? I gotta say, the company tonight was amazing. The banter was superb. The video was fucking shit. What? I thought that was the best part, man. Ah, such a feature. Yeah, and I'm sure Doug's a lovely guy. I'm not sure at all. But Jesus Christ, that video... It was appalling. Because you saw League of Legends today, right? Yeah. So just fresh off it. That's coverage. He didn't really cover much of the movie, did he? No, well, if you're gonna do... I mean, far beyond it, this guy's like a huge channel. He got a million and a half views on this vid. I'm sure he's whacking himself off happy about it. But if you're gonna do a review, then surely you gotta have it fresh in your mind. So I would have imagined... I don't think it's out of the realms of... expectation that he would have seen it... the day of the day before he was... Yeah, the writing of the script. You'd think. You'd think. And judging by the script, it didn't take too long to fucking write, and it was the first draft. So, um, yeah, there was a lot of stuff that just wasn't even touched upon. He didn't even get the ending. He fucked the ending up completely. Uh, the jokes were... I mean, I say jokes, let's just... No. Some of them you do wonder, like, in terms of construction, it's like, all you said was that something is a thing and it wasn't even interesting, and you treated it like a joke, I just don't get it. Well, when he went... he could be the world's worst magician. Yeah, all of us were lost. It was just like, what are you doing? Stop it, you're hurting me. Doug makes the laughter disappear. Yeah, you're hurting us. Yeah, you're hurting me, Doug. Doug, why are you hurting me? Why are you hurting me, Doug? Why are you hurting me, Doug? Please, no. There's people in chat who are like, yeah, let's do cinemas, there's other people who are like, please stop. No. I legit like... I've had a life's worth. Well, I want it said, too, the cinema wins is also cancer, like, in terms of coverage. I think wins is worse. Because... I've read a lot of sins and wins. He has the trophy for the worst quote between them, I think, the pretend it's what you wanted thing. For the people in chat who are legitimate worried, I'm not going to kill myself. There are some people in chat who look like he's making an awful lot of suicide jokes tonight, I'm a lot of walking worried. As you've got plenty of Batwoman to see, there's no killing yourself on the table, right? Yeah. That's the straw which will kill me. Season three for darling, then you'll get it. Even when they announce the cancellation of it, that will be over for me. That's the last straw. You're so upset. Yeah, I can't hand four. Oh, I love this one. Meme repository looks more suicidal. Thanks, guys. Thank you so much. What are you going to do, the cinema sins? I think not. Not just to spare chat, but also some of the cast here. And the fact that we are near four hours. Oh, wow. We made a deal a long time ago that if we hit four hours at the end of a Coveragey thing, we're going to go into Super Chats. I believe we should stick to that before. I'd like to say thank you ever so much then for having me on tonight. Absolutely, sir. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you chat for being awesome. Chat's always awesome. Even when they hate me. Jay, I'll see you on fucking Friday night tights. Yay. Yeah, you better be there as I'll fucking rip your tits off. Oh my God. Damn. Me too. Me too. Stop it. And happy Halloween. Wait, before you go. Why should people subscribe to your channel? They shouldn't. You're doing it wrong. Just say the other thing. Really bad. It's really bad. If you want to, you could subscribe to Hill versus Bayface, which is my channel. I shout at clouds. If clouds are bad TV shows and pop culture and stuff like that. I don't script. I never script. So everything I do is just off the scripting gang gang gang. And somehow you're more insightful and nostalgic. How did you do it? He scripts. He doesn't have a brain dead second. Oh yeah. Brain dead second. He doesn't have a brain dead second. I think I had plenty of brain dead seconds in that. No. Yeah. And I'll see you more on Tuesday. I'll see you there. Take care everyone. Have a lovely night. Goodbye. Never invite me back for a nostalgia critic. Thank you. You're on a big list for all this. See you. They're not demands anymore. What are they? What do they call them now? They're not asking for extensions. They're not demands. They are serial. What's they call them? Netflix people. Netflix people. Yeah. They wrote a letter to the. And they didn't they didn't put a list of demands. They like list of. Requests. Yeah, like firm, firm. that they have. Conditions? Firm asks. Firm asks. Demands. Do I have a firm ask? To never see you in the style of a pretty good man. Yeah, yeah, please. I don't know, I still enjoy covering his videos because of how bizarre and hit and miss they are. I think with him, much like many people we cover, I need some time away and then we can come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could feel like you could get burned out on him pretty easy. Like I wouldn't want to watch another, like two in a row. That's, that's like 24 hour stream kind of ask and material there. But still meant to. Next to nine months break, please. Okay, I'll write it down. Finis Douch, quick. Okay, have a great night. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye. Toodaloo. All right, who else wishes to go to a different area in the world of the internet? I might have to leave in around 45-ish minutes to do a Halloween thing for a little bit. But then I'll probably be back after that. I'll probably be gone for about two hours or so. We'll figure that out when we get to it, depending on how far we get, if that makes sense. Alrighty. Well, I have to go because I have to finish editing my Dracula review. The second part of that review. Dracula. Dragool. Well, that sounds very sweet. Thank you so much for jumping on so randomly. You're welcome. And we shall see you for whatever we may see you for. Yes. There you go. Thank you for having me. Goodbye, everybody. Yes, see you later. All right, is anyone else going to escape? Or are we, are we, are we, is this, what's happening? Yeah, we're the sticker- I can't remember about it, at least. Unless you want me to leave, because it sounds like it. Um, well, you can put it to a vote. You can, no, not to leave. Oh, that's something we actually needed to do. So we can do it now, I guess. Plushies. We meant to mention this to chat. I'll try and make a poll, I guess, but. That's right, we did discuss this. Yeah, what? In the dungeon. Chat, feel very special right now. You have intense control over this discussion because you are here right now. What do you guys, what do you guys want in terms of what would I put, like when would you want generations to release? What kind of timeline would you be looking for? I think that's going to be the first question. Like, I'll get a poll for that after I see. I'll see a bunch of suggestions in chat and then I shall come with a poll. Because every five years. We don't want to have them come out too often, but not too rarely. And we want them to be themed if we can. Something that the trio of us can always put out together. Give us a, yeah, give us a thought. Give us a little thought see here. Think annually every month. But seriously, like when you tell us this, like please, we, if, how often would you buy them? Yeah, like it's not like a real. Yeah, because like these things are campaigns that people work on and they, you know, this is a thing. We figure it's like, I get to ask of three options. I think on the YouTube post will go once, two six months, six months, one year, two years. Should we try that? Yeah. Yeah. Unsubstantial. God, Maripa is making some weird noises while I'm trying to type this. Oh, my goodness gracious. Is it going? Is it going? No. OK, because yeah, the angle here is just weird. People already want more of different kinds. So we're just trying to figure out when the best plan is we want them to be again. We want them to be sort of thematic if we can. We want to have it to where the trio of us can have our have them out together with the group discounts, of course. We want people to buy them is a big thing because this is a money making scheme. No, but we want to have ones that are nice that people will like and that people want to have, you know. So we're trying to balance it all together. And this is sort of out of our we don't really know about this sort of thing. We've only done it the one time. So if there is a yeah. So so we're kind of looking or sending out feelers here to you guys to let us know. You're feeling the audience. We're feeling up the audience. All right. Four scores and seven years per plushie. Makes sense. All right. Your options are presented. Let us see what what the the public is thinking. Yeah, so give it a thought. And if we get mixtures of answers, maybe the maybe it'll be in between some place. But maybe it won't be consistent. I think it'll be like, yeah, maybe it won't be. Yeah. And how are we looking at them to have, you know, once per year seems to be in the lead. My God, second place is once for six months. Remember, it would be preferable to people answering this to the people who actually would pick them up just so that we know, like, yeah. If you don't have any intention of buying these. I remember buying one. Yeah. Because remember, these these are done. We have to take like the company makes them. They make ones for us. They send them to us. They get approved. Then there's the run and it has to sell a certain amount. So if you don't buy these, it's kind of it's not going to happen, you know, they have to hit that hit that basal number. Well, we can let that sit for a little bit and we'll come in and go. Covering up my chat, you played. God damn it. Hey, you can still get a big chunk of chat. It's all right. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Every 50 every second. See, I feel like that's a bit ridiculous myself. It might be difficult for them to come up with examples and go dolls a one a second. They have to have a lot of people. It's a lot of a lot of work. That is a lot of work. All right. So we'll remind chat that it exists every once in a while. We'll try and get as many votes in there as possible. And then we can probably talk a bit more about other other things other than when they would come out like cleans exactly. So every time you have a nostalgia critic. It's disgusting. So anyway, we'll just start with the first one of the day. Who would win in a fight, a raven or a squirrel that weighs 50 percent more than the raven? Probably a squirrel, I think. How good are ravens at fighting? I don't know, probably not very good. I think birds, especially birds that are not like predators, they probably want to really avoid taking damage. They're probably pretty skittish because birds are fragile. The question again. Basically raven versus squirrel and the squirrel weighs 50 percent more than the raven. Is the squirrel like physically bigger or just heavier? Because I feel like the squirrel would have a hard time moving around if it was still squirrel sized in that case. The raven can fly rags. I know, but it's ability because if they're fighting, your ability to leave combat is not going to help you necessarily win it. I think squirrels can, I guess, I guess squirrel bites are pretty powerful. But these are not animals that typically fight things. But, you know, like a lot of rodents, if you back them into a corner, they could probably be pretty fierce. But I think I'm going to go with the squirrel. I have no idea on this one. I don't know about the raven. I think the raven is going to be a bit too fragile when compared to a squirrel that's especially that's sized up like that. I'm going to go with the pro or the raven, I guess. I think ravens, I'm pretty sure crows are pretty smart. So you got that working in their favor. Yeah, I'll go with the crow. Someone said ravens commonly kill squirrels. At that point, you start to wonder, I didn't know that. Yeah, you know, all right, then. Yeah, they have a superiority to which is, you know, that's a huge advantage. You can put on a little bit of religion to that. Yeah, that's smart. Squirrels are smart as well. Well, can they talk? Ravens can talk, man. Well, they can figure out traps and they could learn their names and stuff. Yeah, I've seen squirrels play chess. It's true. They always lose, but I've seen them play it counts. Squirrels, squirrels are smart enough to play chess, but not smart enough to understand castling. So I know about it. So they're basically like the average human, so here you go. Thoughts on the last night in Soho. I'd love to hear y'all talk about it. Happy Halloween, the best holiday. High rags and fringy and as and drinker and you. Hello. No, I haven't seen it. Is it in theaters or is it on streaming as well? I don't know. I never know these days. But I'll be invested in seeing it because it's like a horror movie from Edgar Wright, right? Isn't that the idea? Yeah, it'd be pretty cool. But yeah, don't know anything about it. But I will share my thoughts when I see it this year. Why? Maybe you should tell Gary the stream starts half hour earlier, so he'll be on time. Love our local booba geek. Need to watch this movie. Yeah, he recently sent him a scene. He won't be able to make it unfortunate, but we'll try and get him on a different episode in future. I will correct. He actually loves League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I'm sure he does. He stands that we were making fun of it. Well, unfortunately, I was going to try and get like a little history about the graphic novel from him. But I should have asked that, too. Damn, well, you know what? He would have brought it up if he I think he would have, you know, I think as with his big fucking mouth, he would have, he would have just gone on. You could have said big fucking brain, but you had to go with math. It's connected to his big fucking mouth, his big fucking brain. There you go. Compliments. I just love reading the character descriptions for the League comic on Wikipedia, just all the insane fucking way, all the insane fucking things they do with them, the fucking Antichrist, Harry Potter, Godzilla shows up. He's still like, damn, shit, dog. I mean, sequel, sequel, sequel, right? I have the chance. Yep. Unfortunate, but it didn't do it. Mary Poppins represents the kindness of God and turns Harry Potter into a chalk drawing that's washed away. It's so again, you're not saying anything that doesn't line up with what I know about Harry Potter, so yeah. Oh, it's I'm I'm getting as is that the all the paper crafts on efap.me have been revealed. Oh, we can we can show them. I actually have. Oh, wow, wow, this time. They showed them on Friday night tights as well. It's pretty neat. Nice. Some of those are quite impressive. Just a moment. The thought dot. Crackling rags. That is a slur. Total runtime. It's called in the 33 years. Sixty nine days. Oh, oh. All right. My god. We got here is number one rags as Skeletor. Which this is a good one. They're all fucking pretty good. I'm just going to. I'm pretty good, right? Pretty fine Stella. Some are absurdly good wait is viciously good. Is that? I'm assuming it's not on Pippus, but is there one of those wild wheelchairs in the background on Pippus? Reference to old Woodman. I'm assuming it's a coincidence, but that's great anyway. I dressed up as Doctor Doom this year, which, by the way, that is a costume I would consider. Pretty fucking cool. Doctor Doom? Yeah, yeah. Victor Von Doom. I mean, you can't help but combine his mask with the gas mask, that'd be pretty neat. Excellent stuff. What else we got? Pringies Green Goblin? You know what he makes sense? Naturally. He's got little no bombs. No bombs? Explode, you know. Sonic weapons. Makes like a really high pitch no when it explodes. Metal commander is MoDoc. That's pretty neat. I'm assuming Charlie is morphed into you at this point. Probably, yeah. I'm looking at you crying too and so upsetting. And also smiling. Mixed messages right there. Moriarty is Lex Luthor. Aidan Paladin as Mystique. Blessed Pytman as the Penguin. Look at that nose. Damn. Beautiful. Jay's Electro. Don't you know? Jay's Electro. Stand aside, gentlemen. Meme repository is Sinestro. Nice. I'm very happy with that one. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Sinestro. Is he a bad guy? Sinestro? You know, is he- I think I got a wire. Maybe. I thought he, doesn't he, is he like, good guy turned bad or is he just bad guy? Uh, he starts off as like, he starts off as like the top Green Lantern and then it's eventually revealed that he was basically, he had used his power to be a dictator on his planet to try and enforce order and then he got kicked off and that's where the villain arc goes. Damn. Oh man. Sinestro was bad all along. I knew it. Who would have known? Theo's Riddler. I'm sure Theo would appreciate that. Little Riddler hat. Jimmy Neutron, do you remember Beautiful Gorgeous? I don't, I'm afraid. The characters are beautiful Gorgeous. Are they gross and ugly? No. These Gorgeous are beautiful. Oh, I've been subverted. He'll face his babyface as Kingpin. Another excellent choice. Drew Hongpun as Catwoman. Meow, because she does the voice of Catwoman. The little tail as well. Look at that. It's like, when I see a picture of Catwoman from that, that comic, I'm just like her voice is what, you know, generally when I read, it's in my own voice in my head that narrates, but sometimes it's someone else's voice because you just get so used to it. Indigo gaming is Deathstroke. Go to the little headset. Southpaw as General Zod. Chase Face as Bullseye. That's what I assume Bullseye looks like in the comics, right? Yeah, that's about it. I can rely on for this. Oh, Sagaun of a cut as Galactus. Check that one out. That's a pretty cool mashup. You know, it was Sagaun's fault that all the demons were attacking me and Mel the other night, so. True, man. Kind of fucked up. Yeah, I've just talked to him about that. Add them to his mouth and everything. That's bullshit as Dr. Otto. Oh my God, look at these legs or arms rather. Beautiful. Man, that one must have been a pain. I was going to say. Must have been annoying, man, but they look great. They look awesome, man. Hope he ends up in the movie. That's bullshit specifically. Neurotic as Joker or The Joker. I wonder if Joker prefers Joker or The Joker. I don't know. The flim flam. Shadows Thanos. Thanos. The Nos. Norms. Internet historian as Brainiac. Oh, I wasn't sure what was happening with his head. I was like, is that? No, they've gone full Silver Age with this one. Oh my goodness. Brain pieces coming out there. Is that the robot stuff? I don't know. Either way, another villain. Literature Devil is The Shade. I'm unfamiliar with The Shade. I think he's a flash villain. Kind of a villain turned hero. Kind of Delio control shadows and stuff. He looks neat. Very large top hat. And that's what's important. That Star Wars Guild is enchantress. I know her from Suicide Squad. Count Dracula is Magneto. Enchantress? Oh, she was so. Oh, so I guess she's using the comic book outfit. Yeah, I think so. Presumably, yeah. Yeah. And critical drinker is Rajal Ghul. Oh, a drunken. He's a villain as well, right? Rajal Ghul? Yeah. ER is the Condiment King. He would be honored. Oh, fuck yes. Is that Salt and Pepper on his ears? Is that how that works? Gorgeous. My Lorella's Mysterio. I am the Condiment King. We go. PSA Stitch is Black Adam. Wow, he made him Black just because he's Black. Wow. Just because he's Jewish, he made him Black. Wow. Mark Cyborg is Polkadot, man. The very selfish character, okay? Driven by his narcissism. No. You'd almost expect him to be Cyborg, but I guess it's surely villains. Cyborg is kind of villainous. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Think about it. We can wear his Kite Man. It's pretty funny. Kite Man. Kite Man. Mark has to dodge Shredder. Look, he's got a hurlmet that comes off too. I wonder how that'll look. Look at those legs as well. All these details. And we got... Oh, they've got like our... Our icons turned into paper lads as well. Four rags updated to a vampila. That's a really good one, though. I really like the... I really like that. I can swap right now, in fact. Yeah. I'll do that. That's one of my favorites. Yeah, I really like this vampila. There's so many that I like. I'm spoiled for choice because of all the spooktism pictures I have. And I just love that our little avatars here have been transposed into paper versions. They look wonderful. Well, once again, thank you so much, Deepakins, for all the work. Test the relico. Absolutely. Yeah. Those are all wonderful. I'm continually impressed. And for maintaining the site, of which has so many features, so many informationals, statistics, loombastics. I see that we're already like, significantly past the anniversary. It's like you're heading for another one, guys. Yeah. It's like, oh boy. Give us a goddamn minute. 20% of the way there, or something. I don't know how the math works out. I think so. You get to stay up 24 hours again. Aren't you excited? I mean, the last one was really fun. Fringy needs to sleep before this one, but... Yeah. Hopefully that'll be the case this time. We'll go to sleep for like a few weeks beforehand. It gets you to charge. Yeah. But yeah, the site is amazing. I love the variation for this wonderful month. I imagine Krimis will probably get one as well. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Thank you so much. The papercraft shit is amazing. I'm starting to wonder, it's like, well, there's a lot of papercraft ones now, because it's like the original ones. There was already a Herald Wing variant ones, right? Or am I making that up? I don't remember anymore. Are the papercrafts from last year? Oh, I can't remember. I can't remember. The original set. Yeah, Halloween 2020. There was a whole set of them. Look at it. And a Krimis one. And then the Justice League ones. With metal as cyborg. There you go. Yeah. Man, you must cry like digital tears in the side that's not an eye that's normal here. Yeah. Excellent stuff. Thank you so much. Back to Maro Party, I suppose. Pario Marti. For those listening in chat, you still have access to a poll that'll tell us things about what you may or may not be looking for to give us information. While you should never lie on polls, please don't lie on this one. Yeah, this one especially. This is probably the most important poll ever delivered to humanity. They'll be talking about this poll in the next century. Van Helsing War of Polls. Van Helsing, Salim and the Dawn. The world is in good hands. Hello from Ketchikan, Alaska by the way. Hello. Oh, Getzel, you're cold. But they've got those those chats to keep them warm characters to look up to. How to celebrate Halloween when spent driving for job. How to spend Halloween when driving for job? Run over trigger treaters. Yeah, it's a little bit illegal though. At least you get caught. Um, only, okay, only run over trigger treaters and self-defense. Right, right, right, right. Some of them do attack Halloween. The full moon, man. Get some weird attitudes. Or in the late hours when no one's around. Here's my peace offering. Huffing. Hello, Raggleton. Soupy ween is almost over, but you Halloweenies are all right. Hey, that's not a weenie. Okay, yeah. I love me a good Halloween. I think all Halloween's are typically good because they're just wonderful times of year. Yeah, Resident Evil arcs almost complete, by the way. Last one's out tomorrow. I will be playing, uh, finally playing that alien game after all these years. Yeah. I've heard this one is slightly better. I've heard this is better. Yeah. Watch the House of Ashes play through in the new RE EFAT movies back to back yesterday. Quite the roller coaster. All had Salim's mighty steak. All hail. Yes. Yes. All hail. First we get FNT with Molar and Drink and now we get EFAT with Drinker and As. I am spewled. I should think so. You are spewled. Don't forget it. I hope you're having fun with all of the spuels. Spuels. The League of Extraordinary Jebs. Yeah. It's a movie we all want to fund. You have to wait for him to- It's just one Jeb, but it's called League of Extraordinary Jebs. Or it's Jeb and he constantly is just swapping outfits like the glasses and the mustache you put on. I do like the idea of just multiple Jebs but they have different powers though. Oh like a multiverse? Yeah that's the high Jeb and the invisible Jeb. Jebs on the multiverse. Multiplicity Jeb. What are you guys' thoughts on Light Year? Pixar running on fumes or an interesting direction to go with Toy Story IP? Personally I'm curious. I mean I don't fucking care honestly. I guess I don't really have any thoughts. I'm pretty apathetic on it. If the idea in full is just there was a movie that the toy was made from in the universe and that's the movie you're going to see, I'm just like I don't care. Yeah I just- I think we kind of already got that with the adventures of Buzz Lightyear so it's like it's an idea that's already been done and with Tim Allen as well because this one's going to be Chris Evans as Buzz Lightyear so it's like- Which is not going to feel right. No. As soon as it says to infinity and beyond we're all going to be like maybe, maybe you can go to beyond I don't know. But yeah we'll have to see, wait for more time. Is that going to create continuity issues because the toys have the voices of like when Woody was in the show Woody's roundup, right? He had his same voice, same with all the other characters so is it a continuity break that Buzz Lightyear doesn't have Tim Allen's voice in the show? You just have to assume that when they made the toys they got a different guy to do the voice box. But we see them put the VHS tape in in the adventures of Buzz Lightyear and it's voiced by Tim Allen. Yeah. Well this is the original movie see things moved on as time went on. Why is it so virtual? Buzz Lightyear movie in that movie. If this is the original movie that came out in 1995 why does it look like an animated film that came out this year? Because it's a different universe. The animation of the Toy Story universe was fucking leagues ahead of what we were ahead at that point. I guess, I guess we have to presume that's the case. Yeah. Yep. It's all going to make sense. You guys are just nitpicking. It'll be perfect. Does anyone know any good sci-fi books specifically military sci-fi? The only one I can think of is Dune and Ender's Game. Also, high-rack. Yes. I do. I have excellent recommendations. The Halo novels. The Fall of Reach. The Flood and First Strike. Those are great sci-fi military novels. I would highly recommend those. Those are a fun read. The Flood was my favorite of the three but I think they're all pretty well written. I have no recommendations, I'm afraid. I need to read more. I can't read. Fringelfrang, do you have any? I agree. The Fall of Reach is a really good book that's worth reading. I'm blanking at the moment. I'm sure there are other ones. All right, Starship Troopers. I'm on that. I haven't read Starship Troopers, so I don't know. Yeah, Dune. Dune's got military stuff in it. Frank Herbert. That's a book. Oh yeah, that was the one you said in the super chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just slinging out suggestions. Yeah, sci-fi military books. I mean, I guess if there are any good Star Wars novels. It's a Star of Marines. Oh yeah, it's a Star of Marines. Now don't be fooled by the title. Nobody knows what's about. Or the cover or the author. Interstellar Marines, the story of Marines going into the interstellar. There they go. There's loads of recommendations. Enjoy. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic by Alan Moore is great. As an adaptation, it's an enormous dumpster fire. On its own, it's entertaining. I mean, yeah, I found the movie entertaining, which is nice to have as a factor, I suppose. But I would like to read the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic at some point, though there's parts of it that I've been informed by Gary. That I was like, oh, that happens. And he was like, yeah, it's pretty edgy. And I was like, oh, something that I wouldn't even want to tell you guys for the sake of not just scaring you. Oh, yeah, don't spook me. Unless we're all this. I know we're, you know, I know we're balls deep into October, but I'm not ready for that kind of spookery. Interstellar Tangerines. Interstellar Tangerines. I went to see the scene where Mirahide bullies jackal into ordering a really big top hat for him. Also, yes, Halloween demolishes Grimbo every year, every time. Oh, damn. Well, true, but I'm glad you're passionate. It's good to be passionate about things. I want to see the scene. So, oh, right. So, so, so they want a theoretical scene where he's bullied into getting a giant hat for him because he does have a big hat. When I think we commented on that when we're watching it. One of the few good little, yeah, one of the, I'm not going to say the few good things, but one of the things about the League that was good was when Tom Sawyer, he picks up the really big, yeah, like a little nod to how come his hat's so big. He's really baffled by it. My favorite way to spend a Saturday is playing Guild Wars 2 and listening to EFAP. P.S., high rags. Hello. That's wonderful, yeah. I imagine you're doing it right now. It's a good chill game. Also, the demon in Shang-Chi looks like a ripoff of Zaitan with a demon-y head. Who dat? Zaitan is one of the big evil dragons in Guild Wars 2 story. He's the undead one. Oh, Neat. Neat name too, Zaitan. Sounds a bit like Satan, but that's... Saitan. Shippo proved with facts that Squid Game is anti-capitalist. Oh, Shapiro, I'm guessing. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, he said he gave it a 1 out of 10 for politics, right? Yeah, which I wouldn't, but that's okay. Just find it amusing, that's all. He's an odd one. He's an odd one. I really like to Star Wars rankings, though. That was interesting. That was fun. That was a thing that happened. This one just says it's bigger. It's just fantastic dialogue. Loeg is my... Oh, right. So League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is my favorite Sean Connery film. I don't tell people about. Oh, right. It's the best of the ones you keep behind the sofa. Cheers. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. I remember watching this movie eight years ago and thinking, why does Dorian Gray keep his mortal weakness in his own house? Well, it depends where in the house. You want it hidden, right? That's the idea. Yeah, you want it hidden. And I assume it can't be destroyed. I guess so, yeah. I think that's how he kills himself in the old movie with Peter Cushing. Or am I thinking about... No, it wasn't Peter Cushing. I'm thinking about the Curse of Frankenstein. But I think that's how he kills himself in the old movie, spoilers. Is he destroys the painting? But that movie is a fucking slog. I wouldn't recommend it. A lot of the ones from those times are a little slow, yeah. They really are. A lot of those old movies, those old classic horror movies, they are fucking... They're just a slog. Please, EFAP Knowledge and Defense. It'll be interesting. It'll be interesting. Sorry. What was that? Some weird guy. He's like a remarkable Republican, you know? Oh, that's a channel name. I thought it was like... Yeah. Okay. Oh, Jesus. Merry spooky ween boys. Looking forward to this one. Also high counter-agular. Oh, he's a ghost. Oh, hello. It's okay, because you can be a ghost down a vampire at the same time. That's true. If a vampire dies, I assume he becomes a ghost. Yeah. Ghost. But I don't think he becomes a vampire ghost. He just becomes a ghost of someone who used to be a vampire. Like, he doesn't get the powers of both. He's a ghost with fangs, but they don't do anything. Yeah, it's more decorative. It's like a skin. Hello, fappers. Since you guys have been accused of being angry, man, I just want to draw your attention to the fact that there's a place in the world called Angermanland. I'm not kidding. Oh, Angermanland. Nice. You just go there to be angry? Because that sounds kind of fun. I can be angry here in the comfort of my own heart. Yeah, but what if they have theme park rides related to being angry? Oh, actually, that could be fun. The harder you yell, the faster it goes. Ah! Oh, I figured it would just be like a ride where Provence is you and the nuts. That might be angry, but yeah. I mean, that's not the kind of angry I want to be. Yeah, I might be on the floor like rolling back and forth. I'm angry, but I'm also like, you know, out of commission. Angermanland is a historical province in the northern part of Sweden. Fantastic. All right. Hi, Metal. Did anyone in your family serve in World War One or two? No. Wow. Missing out. Maybe. Maybe. Moriarty without Sherlock was sad face, but I liked Hyde and Invisible Man. Also, your title says Gary, and yet we are short one boomer. Justify yourself, please. Hi, Rags. Hello. I'm afraid he couldn't make it, but the title will be updated when it goes on to the Mulu channel. This one just has a thumbs up. Thanks so much. Hey, Thumbus. Thumbs up are good. Yeah, I think so. They go with Thumbus. Thumbs up are good. Not to be confused with Thumb Ups. Yeah. Will EFAP ever watch the 1994 live action Jungle Book movie? I don't know. I don't know. I've not got a desire to, but if they want to, I'll be like, all right, I'll do it for you guys. I'll make a sacrifice. If it's Mimi enough, it could be something. In this film is Moriarty Dracula from Van Helsing's mortal twin brother who's pissed off. He's not Dracula, hence amassing a supernatural army. Could make some sense. He has an entire motivation. He's not as cool as Dracula from Van Helsing. Or Dracula from Dracula Untold. Not Dracula too much. That's a prestigious Dracula right there. That is a powerful Dracula. There's a sensory overload Dracula, bat hands and battle, bat hands battle, bat fist, battle bat fist. Yes. What if Moriarty felt the world was stagnating and he believed that conflict would allow for science and technology to advance? I mean, you could have had him with a motivation like that. Yeah. The war makes everything desperate and innovation flourish or something. I don't know. Would have been more interesting. Yeah, instead of just, I'm bad and I want the world. I want money. Hi rags. Hello. Also hi rags. Oh, hello. Have you watched Star Trek, Deep Space Nine? If so, what's your favorite character? If not, get on it. It's good stuff. I've heard it's good, but I have not seen it. No. It is my favorite show and my favorite character is Garak. There you go. Hail ifap. Cheers, drinker. Shamai, Moriarty. The rugby today. Ugh, Javi. So that, well, that's the highest for everybody. Hello, cheers. And hail. Moriarty's original work would have been hard to do justice to, but the film is still a poorly finger-painted replica of a masterpiece. Yeah. From what I understand. I think it's a poorly finger-painted version of itself. I don't. Yeah. I don't think it has much to do with the source material, from what I understand. It didn't take a lot from it. Do a fap on K&D, Moriarty. K&D? Knowledge and defense, I'm sure. Oh, right, yeah. TLJ critique video. No, he's a loser. Go away. Worse than cinematic vet of just the first five minutes. The stupid is insane. You have to see at least high rags. Oh, I've seen clips of it on the Discord where everyone just fucking round table makes fun of it. And it is amusing, but like, I mean, there's no point in covering that at all. Worthless content. It's okay. Like, we've told it before, but it's like the last thing we want to encourage is people fucking making shit like that just to get covered. Because Remarble Republican, remember, he was a troll. And this guy seems like that's the idea. I don't know. Because nobody makes arguments that bad. Well, I shouldn't say that. I had quite a tenure here on YouTube. I'm discovering such an incredible audience. How much do you guys know of the Gentleman War of World War I? Large aspects of the lines not wanting to fight should have played into the Gentleman aspect. Yeah, they could have used that. But I don't know much about that, no. Yeah, I don't know anything. Stuck on a desert island, you take 10 films you consider objectively the best or 10 of the most entertaining films regardless of objective quality. Entertaining. I gotta be entertained in a desert island. Definitely gonna go for entertaining from myself now. The question for me isn't really about those. It's more so like I'm gonna take Lord of the Rings because it's really fucking long and this loads to appreciate. And I can definitely get a lot of use out of it. That's the kind of thing I'm probably gonna want. Yeah. This one just has a poop. What am I to make of this? Oh, because what's his name? Nostalgia Critic. His video was really poopy. Ah. Mina equals Thor. Just look at the hair. Did you guys get Thor vibes from Mina? No. Sorry. No. I didn't really get something. I mean... Very curious what you are referring to there. Is it just look at the hair? Which Thor hair are we talking about? Because he's got different hairstyles at this point. And you want to hear about Coochelaine, the OG Hulk? Coochelaine? Is that what you said? Coochelaine. Coochelaine. Classic horror character or something? Coochelaine, the classic horror character? Hmm. Never heard of it. Yeah, it doesn't ring a bell. Or if I have, yeah, I don't remember it. There's a familiar flavor to it. I just can't place it. I stand behind Alec Baldwin because I'm sure as hell not standing in front of him. Oh my god. I stole this joke. Bimetroid Dread, High Rags and the Gang. Hello. Um, yeah. From what I hear, Bimetroid Dread is fan tabulous. Really? Yeah, I've been enjoying it a lot. Why? I have to make everything about you, Metal. Because I'm fucking amazing. That's true. While Wild West has the same sort of energy as this slash Van Helsing, will it get an EFAT movies? I'd say definitely, that movie. I know it'll work for that. It'll be fun. Also, peace offering scratches for the best of best. Everyone's offering peace to offering. Peace to you, Darker Heart. Thank you very much, though. Mina Harker is also a German band, neat song marked. Fair enough. Good stuff. I mean, that's as good a name as any for a German band, I'd imagine. To be fair, there's been a time here and there where nostalgia credit got me thinking. Oh, but why? Was it because he said something bizarre? I don't know. I mean, the question is, has he ever made a good video? I do not know the answer to that. I'm sure he has. Maybe there's one in there. Surely just through statistics. Maybe. The one thing you could say is, I wonder if he's the person who's covered the most movies. He might be. It might be. And I'm not, I can't dislike him, you know? Well, that's fine. I don't. Yeah, I can't dislike him. There's something about him that's too earnest and it's in his goofy weirdness. I've watched the channel awesome movies vicariously through only plays gang. Have they done like a reaction to them? I would watch the fuck out of that. Or are you just saying like the references to it? Because yeah, they are. They are like channel awesome groupies or anti groupies, I guess you could say. Wait, channel awesome made movies? Yes, they did. They got, I think it started out as just a meet up and then they recorded something at it and then the following year they were like, we got to do it again, but now more. And then they kept doing that. Until like the whole really weird. AVGN versus yeah, as a critic thingy. Well, they did the fake fight of game reviewers versus movie reviewers. Yeah, it was great. Everyone remembers it. Why, you don't sound very sure of that. No? No, you don't. Well, I feel like you're reading a lot. Let's like just like read a response theory or something like that. You're just going nuts. And he didn't say anything back, so I assume that was true then. Nice. I just written something on Twitter's. Was it interesting enough to share with the class? Um, no. Cool. All right. It's interesting to get a little bit of my attention. But yes, Channel Awesome did make movies and you'll see them on EFAT movies one day, but until then you can go and check out other people's reviews of them. They've become a bit of a punching bag, which, you know, in a sense is a little bit mean because most of the people involved with them just did it out of like obligation to Doug and Channel Awesome. But I have returned. Why go back? No. Okay. I've watched Channel. Oh wait. High rags. Hi. Did Fringy's goo make you slippery? He doesn't have my goo. We wouldn't have to have it to have been made slippery by it. I don't need his goo to make myself slippery, yeah. No, but somebody's asking if it was my goo, but you can't answer that because you don't have it. Wouldn't have to have it. No, they were saying, did you get wet using the goo? And I'm just saying definitely he didn't get wet. Whether or not he got wet, that's up to him to decide, but whether it was with my goo is not, like, it's just not in question. It wasn't my goo. I feel like it could have been someone else doing it to him with your goo, right? Oh. No one has ever handled your goo? No one else. It's just mine. Anyone done it without your knowledge? If they did, they'd be breaking the law. Oh. I wouldn't want rags to get wet unlawfully. That's right. Every time that I get wet and slippery, it is totally within the bounds of the law. This looks like it was filmed on a flip camcorder. I'm assuming they're talking about League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Oh, maybe the video at that point actually. It's hard to know. Yeah, Doug has not upgraded his setup. Well, he upgraded it once to go to HD. But he's never, like, switched to anything beyond a camcorder, which is embarrassing. Oh, and you know what? It crossed over 100, sorry, 1,000 votes, which probably ended the poll there. Just a strong 60% or 57% jumped around there. Yeah, 57 for one per year. Seems like a relatively fair sort of thing to understand. I just want to make sure that you guys will be up for that. And I suppose maybe in another EFAP, we will ask them for ideas about what kind of stuff they'd like to see. It would make the most sense. Yeah, all right. One per year. Lots to think about. Lots to consider. Lots to consider. You should read League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It gets crazy. Some of the things Gary told me, I was like, oh boy. Oh boy. It was scary. Fun fact, Zach Snyder shot the Everybody Knows scene from Jostus League along with six hours of assembly footage. If anyone says Jostus only uses 10%, tell them to, tell them that to humble them. Um, what's the Everybody Knows scene? Uh, in what? Jostus League. Everybody Knows scene? Oh, that was the, uh, the opening, like in the credits, the opening credits montage, I think. Oh, is that what that's called? A lot of that was, well, a lot of that was just footage that was in a different context, right? Yeah, I think. So it wasn't Jostus' choice to have guys randomly kick the, the oranges or whatever they were? Yeah. I don't know whose choice that was. He desperately made use of it, though. It didn't slow motion, so maybe it was Snyder. Doesn't the Eternals imply that the Celestial that wiped a planet in Guardians 1 ordered our losers not to interfere until the Thread of Death? Pyrax? 69. 69, come on! Hey! So, um, the one in Guardians 1, I mean, like, I guess we'll have to wait for Eternals to know exactly what the context of information they're going to provide us about Celestials is going to be. I guess, yeah. I don't know, man. It's going to get weird. Um, long bone, also Pyrax. Hello, um, I am going to step out for a bit. I've got the thing I had mentioned earlier, going to head out for a while maybe. I will be back and you guys, will you guys be going in two hours from now? So the thing is to be done with today's ones, probably going to take us about 20 minutes. In which case, we could simply save them. And, um... Well, if it'll only take 20 minutes or so to get through them, I can stick around and we can do those. Yeah, if you're for that. All right. Okay, that close-up of Captain Nemo fighting the mutant. Um, yeah, I did try to show some of that, but obviously the copyright can be tough. I like the design of the, um, of the evil Jekyll, you know, the evil man potion guy. It's just the way he looked, you know, the execution of that concept. Yeah, it was not great, but he could have been really creepy. You mentioned talent before. How do you define it? Like hardworking, etc? Talent. Talent? Depending on the way that it was being used, probably just the capacity to do something well, I would assume. If you show great talent and, you know, an instrument, it means you could play it well, or it really kind of goes to anything. But I assume that's how we used it. Yeah, I've not thought into death how exactly I would define talent, because of course it's not like you can have innate talent at something, and then something that's developed into a talent. So it's like it's not defined by that. I guess it would just be how good you are at a thing. That's why we say natural talent, instead of just talent all the time. Like you can have natural talent, but also you can practice and have a great talent at doing something. Proficiency in a skill. That could be it. Yeah, where I'm... Mahler is not very talented at defining talent. Oh, what was wrong with what I just said? He will be if he keeps practicing. If he works hard, he will be very good at defining talent. I feel like I already nailed it in the time you did that, a little montage of training. That's weird. In movie time it was extremely impressive. Have you ever seen High Boys Explained by an Idiot Videos? Hilarious. Hi, I have no clue. No, I haven't. Don't know what that is? Me neither. Can't say I know. Oh, we lost on that one. I don't know. Okay, EFAP crew, discuss the Matrix. Go. No. So we're gonna do EFAP movies for the Matrix trilogy and then the fourth one, because it's coming out on streaming. So you'll get coverage of that soon enough. And we'll talk all about it. We'll be like, oh, look at the bit with the thing. So everything. No, I haven't actually sat through the Matrix. So I can't really discuss it. That's like your opinion. Generally what it's about. Yeah, it is. Well, they are interesting movies for sure, and they do deserve discussions. But not quite today, soon enough. So Antlis, it was a pretty good monster movie. Funnily enough, they share a plot point with Tross and pull it off better. Long, happy Halloween-disms to all. Hey. Antlers, I've heard of that movie, but I don't know much about it. Guillermo del Toro, making a spooky monster, I think. But I was on a different stream with someone else talked about it. I can't remember if... I think before I've seen people are liking it. Nothing hugely passionate, but that's fine. I'm still interested in seeing it. Where do I sign to join the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? I know this movie gets ragged on, but it's still a favorite. Hey, you know what? You can pick anything for your favorite, and that's okay. I get amused by it, so... When your schnitzel isn't gluten-free. Gluten-dorf enough. It's up-notch. Can you guys eventually cover Man from Uncle? I recently re-watched it, and it seemed really... Seemed to really stand up as a fun goofy spy movie. I'm not opposed to it. So is that the new one they're talking about? With the Henry Cavill? Yeah, is that the one? I've not seen it, so I don't even know if that's what's been refit you. I've only heard of it, but I don't know nothing about it. But yes, perhaps. Yesterday I finished a complete 11-hour playthrough of Soma on my YouTube channel. Thought-provoking rat, long man. Absolutely, yeah. Hopefully you had fun, slash, we're engaged. Uh, Nostalgia Critic doesn't tighten up his tie because his undershirt isn't a collage shirt and doesn't have proper collars to tuck the tie under. It's a mess. Look, Nostalgia Critic's got enough problems without you ripping into his wardrobe, okay? Well, guy, let's see if he can just get the joke writing done first. Then we'll talk about the other things. Chris Stuckman was in Nost Critics TFA review. Oh! So that would have been what, the end of 2015? I wonder if there are... I wonder if Chris Stuckman feels he's evolved past Chris- Chris Critic. You'll get that eventually. Chris Trickett. Can I just get five coins? Eh, could be worse. Happy Halloween, you massives! I'd like to suggest Jaws 4 for EFAT movies as well. I believe Nostalgia Critic's best stuff are his Christmas reviews. Also, hi rags. Also, also, hi mollus. Hello! Hello! I feel like we do the Jaws series at some point. We're planning on doing a lots of series. And I hear Jaws 4 is definitely the best one. Yeah, we still got, there's like four Dragon Hearts, five Scorpion Kings. Three mummies. Three mummies. There's gotta be a joke there. Nostalgia Critic in a nutshell. Yeah, well, so the problem with him is that when he hasn't found the joke, he'll just be like, well, I gotta say something. And it's like, no, no, you don't have to. You don't have a joke, you don't have to. He's considering how much it skips over. He skips over huge swaths of a movie, and then will reference something that he doesn't have a joke for. Which is odd. Yeah. I won't play so much if it doesn't have fewer flashes. Well, I guess we'll won't play it then. Shitty game doesn't have fewer flashes. Nostalgia Critic explains the punchline of the joke before trying to deliver the joke. That could be another way to format the problem with his jokes, yeah. Well, Norm MacDonald does that really well. Sometimes he'll, he will add the explanation of a joke to the joke, and it will be just really funny. He's Norm MacDonald's. Huh? That's probably why. Oh yeah, he's a talent. Yeah, Norm MacDonald is an extremely talented comedian. He was very clever and funny, so. I reckon that's part of, like, what's key. And, you know, Nostalgia Critic will get there one day, maybe. Being talented. One day. Ryan Reynolds is a better actor than Ryan Gosling. Oh my god. Um, that's a tough one. You know, I like them both, but if I were told to rely on one of them for the best performance, I'd probably go with Gosling myself. I'm not sure though. I'd probably go with Gosling, yeah. But I had to think about that one for a while. I do like Ryan Reynolds, and I do wonder if it's the fact that he gets cast as a goofy comedy person too much that makes me think he can't pull off more drama roles, which it may not be true. Um, remember to change the time zone, C-E-D-T dudes? Oh yeah, mine would have switched by now. No wait, tomorrow it switches. No, it is tomorrow. Fuck. Alrighty then. Do the Resident Evil zombies have brain dead seconds? Probably. A brain dead second. Alan Quartermaine was a series of 12 novels, two movies, previous movies, Indiana Jones Before Indiana Jones, Only More Badass. Oh my. Wow. All right, Alan. I hope he's not Mary Sue. I'm only at episode 37, so much content. You'll get there eventually. It's an easy road. You just sort of slide right down the e-fap tubes, you know? And they just suck you right into the next thing. Sean Connery is right about women. All right then. Noor. Noor. Rags, you in a for a vamp- You in for a vamp-er lady and doggo rumpy-pumpy three-way. Uh, depends on the other two people involved. Apparently there's a vampire lady involved, but I don't know. Aren't vampires supposed to be like cold or something? You can heat them up, right? You know, I can heat them up all right, but maybe. Yeah, if they would just sat around in a hot room or a greenhouse, maybe. Well, no, not a greenhouse, because the sun, like, um, just a warm room, I guess, buy out like a fire on the inside of a castle. They just toast it up. If she just heated up dinner for me, maybe. I don't know. Put her in the oven. No! Oh my goodness. They don't like fire. She's a safe distance from the fireplace. Enough to get warmed up, but not enough to get burnt. Asana? Yeah, Asana would work really well. Asana. Asana. As I just checked my, my time changing tonight. So in about two hours, it goes back one hour. Ne. E. Women get slapped, men get punched. Equality. You can slap men if you want to. Go right ahead. You should punch, you can punch women if you want to. That's the angle I'm going with that. I thought you're going to end up with going right ahead like I did, but you didn't. No, I, I did you, but you had to hit. League of Extraordinary. The palm strike is kind of the middle ground between the punch and the slap. So maybe you just do that to everyone. Or just like spit on them. Maybe. Some of them like it. League of Extraordinary Halloween costumes. I know. Think of what's going to happen next to you and the next roll out. I'm going to go one more day of Halloween. When we're winning. Yeah. Halloween Wang. What did he say about? I can see is what did he say? Danky, wanky or something? Dingy, dingy, dingy, dingy, dingy. Yeah. So it's not a gang. Just wanted to say thanks for all the great extra content this month. No problemo, but do not expect it to be the norm. It's going to be the door. Though I look forward to next year's Halloween movie arc as well. And I say that as if it's over for this year. It's not. You still got one more Resident Evil. Oh, boy. And tomorrow, right? We have not tomorrow next year. I can only work on one day. But next year we have the next one planned, but we haven't planned the next one to watch for the year after that. So good. Oh, so many things. How exciting. How exciting. Boring from the cinematic venom book of misunderstanding what characters say in a movie I choose not to like. Yeah. He concluded that Sawyer was actually Corbin's son. He's just like, that's just what it was. Poor guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's nostalgia critic is made for deaf people. Wait, so the visuals are great. Is that what you're saying? I don't know. I feel like I'd be even more distressed if I couldn't hear what he was saying because I would just see this very deranged man moving around and then you wouldn't know he was deranged if you couldn't hear him. I don't know if that's true, is it? I don't know. I've had these screen caps I've been documenting tell a different story. You would assume he's saying things way smarter than he really is. But God, yes, that was a great review, I think. Everybody's saying Alan Kortemain had many sons. Many sons had Alan Kortemain. I am one of them and so are you. Many sons had Alan Kortemain. I am one of them and so are you. Was that a song? No, it could be. I don't think so. But maybe it is. Never hoist of it. So I wouldn't know how to sing it, you know? Rags, if I intentionally lose at a game of cornhole, is it still considered throwing? Yeah. I mean, yeah, if you intentionally lose, is it? Yeah. Apparently there's an American Cornhole Association. I'm glad. I said no blowhole association. By the way, you guys, a cornhole is when you have, it's like the lawn game where you have the two boards with a hole and you chuck the bean, or the like all the bean bag sacks, the bean sacks, what I call the hacky sack things into the hole. I am unfamiliar with that game. Yeah, here, maybe I'm just explaining it poorly, but this is cornhole. These are cornhole boards. You're playing those like when you were a kid, like at fairs and do-it-yourself games? It's unlocking some small memories, I think. I think I've played it. Maybe if I saw it. Also, if that movie's tremors one through four, when? Yeah, I'm on board with that. We'll have to figure out a time. Tremors is fucking classic. I don't even know what the state of the rest of them are. I think I've only seen the first one. Maybe, I don't know. Not even know there are more, but it doesn't surprise me at this point. In the SG... Squid Game, in the Squid Game you forgot to mention that the one-year time skip doesn't make sense if ProTag didn't withdraw any money. He still had his debt with the Mafia. I got the impression, which I don't think this is much of an answer, actually, but that he became like a drifter to the point of not having any, like, I guess, way to find him. But I guess he must have, right? Because the bank found him. No. I assume that he paid the debts, but that was like it, right? Because he... I guess? Well, yeah, I think the banker says you haven't taken anything out of the account since the day it came in, so... Ah, so, yeah, that might be an issue. Yeah, it might be. No, they mentioned withdrawing very little money. But he owed more than very little. Yeah, I don't think it was little amount of you owed. And, yeah, I'd have to watch it again. I can't remember if it was more dialogue than that. Wasn't the Mafia connected to the Squid Game? I don't think so. At least, I don't think there was anything to necessarily say that. I know that the friend of Busan man mentioned that he'd signed away his physical rights or whatever, but I assume that's just because Squid Game people monitor everything rather than they work for the loan sharks and stuff. I recommend for Halloween is Nicholas Winding Refn's The Neon Demon. Beautiful cinematography. So vivid, hitchcock-like mood, and most messed up ending I've seen in the last few years. I've heard of that, but I've never seen it. I'd be interested to see. Yeah, I would like to see The Neon Demon. There you go. We'll write it on our to watch thing. Every frame is done being paused. The eFap is over. If you switch to Super Chats at four hours, then it was only a four-hour eFap. Short man bad. Therefore, I am profund. Hi rags. Hello. Four-hour eFap is not short. I'm going to kill this in the cradle. That's what they say, right? Sure. Yeah. We'll do it now. That's that's what it is now. No more Le Refn's Movies of Pretentious Garbage. That's fine. There's a bit of pretentious garbage in everything, right? Okay. Cue face. We have plushies every time you cover Nostalgia Critic. I think we have a coverage rate of him about two per year now, I think. So sorry about that. Off topic. Did anyone come from South Borsing? Civil War was bad? Also, recently we watched... That's not a question. It just says, did anything... Oh, did anything come from South Borsing? Civil War was bad. I don't... I don't know what would come from that. Civil War good. In fact, Civil War very close to great. We've considered calling it great, right? Yeah, I would call Civil War great. Pretty great, yeah. Also, I recently watched Stargate and thought it was all right. Have any of you seen it? I have not. I've watched Stargate the first movie. I don't know if that's what they're referring to, but it might be. Oh. The one with... God, not Bruce Willis. Mel Gibson? No, Mel Gibson. Fuck. What's his name? Bruce Gibson. No clue. Nah, just a second. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. That's it. Yeah, the one with Kurt Russell. I am... James Spader as well. That'd be cool. He played Daniel, yeah. Me. Yeah, if you've never seen it, I think I would like to rewatch it because I watched it here and there when I was a kid on VHS. And I kind of like really liked it as an action movie. I'm curious if it really holds up or not. I would like to see it again. I watched the show a whole bunch, with friendos. I've read the show, it's good. I remember there's some really funny stuff in there as well. They have like some couple of goof episodes, like adversity episodes. They're really funny. Yeah, I really liked it. I wonder how good it holds up these days, but I really loved it. Good shit. I watched a few episodes of Atlantis back in the day. That's about my experience with Stargate. Um, Ravens are like crows and remember Forest Spear? Forest Spear from Bravo Team had a grenade launcher and it was Star's Sniper. Clearly don't mess with Blackbirds. Well, I mean, squirrels shouldn't be, you know, ignored. I still think they've got, I'm pretty sure they can make projectile weapons from their, well, everything they pick up, right? And you got Conker's Bad Fear Day. That kind of, that adds to it, right? You guys used to play with Conker's. Play with Conker's? Yeah, you'd like, I can't remember if you drill a hole or if you just wrap a piece of string around them and then you try and find the best Conker's and you slam them against other people's Conker's and the first one to break loses. I got no clue. Chat am I alone here? It's okay if I am. Conkers are like, wait, is that an alien, Tim? Or does that make sense? Like a Conker? I don't know what that is, yeah. I thought you were just memeing right now with all the Conker you just said. I'm not gonna lie. Not actually a meme, but it could be more Conker Tree. That's probably what I'm looking for. Yeah. I didn't know that's what they called. Oh, okay. Yeah, those are Conkers and they split apart really well so they make for fun when you slam them together and stuff. They use those for, oh, you saw the Wikipedia picture as well. I'm on Google images, but yeah. Well, that's the first one that comes up with the Wikipedia. They got spooky shells, but they open up into things and then those open up into things. For a while you could collect these here in Germany and bring them to Haribo facilities and get Haribo for it because they use it to make different Haribo stuff. Oh my god. Yeah. I look like Nature's Babuskadel. Yes. What are those again? Conkers. Yeah, never heard of them. I wonder why that is. I don't know. I'll have to do some more research on that one. Great listening while working outside, but I seem to have developed a headache. I'm not sure if it's from fresh air or listening to idiocy or dystopia critic. I thought fresh air is going to do it for you. Yeah, I don't think we'll be blaming the fresh air on that one. If I get headaches, I go around and I walk outside. I just take really casual, slow, easy walks around outside and it tends to help a decent amount. Which kind of Lord of the Rings should be watched first? Extended. Extended. Just don't use the theatrical. Always watch extended. Forget the theatrical ones exist. Do you know ranks that they release in or at least they've promised to release a Lord of the Rings edition that's going to have like fucking 40 minutes of new footage or whatever? Oh, yeah. From where? Mike, Peter Jackson. We're going to touch up. I don't know. I don't know more specifics about it, but apparently that's going to be happening relatively soon now or should be happening from when you promised it. So that'll be fucking really interesting to see. You're all are me excited. Like the sacking of the Shire or something? I presume we're going to see what looked to be when Sauron and Aragon fought at the Black Gate. I'm assuming we'll be able to see what that would have looked like. Yeah, I would imagine it would be just stuff that they shot, but never like finalized. Like things that weren't deleted scenes like the stage underneath that. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Bombadil as well. Probably pop up. So yeah, maybe we need to see what's going on. More stuff. Now, where would I find this cut to purchase slash rent? If it's not the standard one. Can you stream Lord of the Rings on services now? I don't even know where it would be. I do know. It's somewhere, but I have no idea. Well, you should be able to pick them up in the form of like a Blu-ray or whatever. Or DVD, I don't know. Whatever you prefer. I'm sure they're available because it's Lord of the Rings. Well, I'm just checked my Amazon Prime video and they seem to be on there. Or at least you can rent them there. You just want to watch them and buy them. Amazon Prime video. Well, yeah, there you go. And I imagine... I guess you have to Google to check what what editions are there and whether or not you can choose different ones. So this is the German Amazon. So Prime Video can get them for 12 Euro digitally extended edition. One of them is pretty pricey, Jesus. Well, there you go. Wait, there's a trilogy for 20 bucks. 10 in addition. That might be worth it. I would say it's worth it. Max's black mold in his home. The fresh air fixes headaches. He gets it home. Well, most of the vast majority of headaches I do get at home. But that's because I spend a lot of time at home and a lot of it probably has to do with me staring at screens for a large portion of portions of my life. That could be tied to it. Yeah, which is generally... See that all the fresh air rags. Well, sometimes I'll get them if I like sleep in a weird way in my head and this weird. Sometimes that'll happen. But if I'm... I think it's a combination of getting outside and moving air. I've got a fan, but that's different. And always drink plenty of water in case it's a dehydration thing. Yes, and I drink craploads of water. Water's really cool. I don't really... I high-five it. Water's great. I think it's just walking around a bit, kind of getting the muscles moving around a bit. The open air, not staring at anything particularly bright. Like when outside's bright. Yeah, but it's all kind of bright-ish. It's not like you have darkness and then a bright screen that you're looking at. So that's that part of it. But it does help just getting around moving a bit. And they follow up with saying, Lord of the Rings, I mean, which is my first time, which is superior. Again, first time, just go with extended. There is nothing about theatrical that is superior to extended from what I understand. Not that theatrical isn't... Like if you couldn't... If you could only see theatrical in your entire life, I'd still see that over not seeing Lord of the Rings. Of course. Um, hi, everybody. Your thoughts on freaked... What is it? What's... Is that a... Freak? Is that an old TV show? Hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi, hi. I'm... Hi, hi, hi. I'm... Hi, hi, hi. I'm not... Freak. Filmed. I'm afraid I'm not sure. No rags. What's the worst gun you've ever fired? My P-64 Radom is the most uncomfortable gun to shoot because that's a tiny little Makarov. You know, it is what it is. But... Okay. Yeah, little... This is the little one. What, um... Do you say it was a film, Mel? Yeah, I'm looking at Wikipedia right now. 1993 American comedy film directed by Tom Stern and Alex Winter. Both of whom wrote the screenplay for the Tim Burns. The only reason I know anything about that is because of Red Letter Media, when they were covering, um, uh, Bill and Ted's, uh... Yeah, yeah, that sounds familiar. Fuckin' I forgot the name of the new one, but yeah, they were saying that, um, Alex Winter's went off and made Freaked. I said, I've not seen it, but I know of its existence, yeah. They have a review of Freaked from a year ago. Oh. Jay and Josh. I've probably seen that, then. That's a good chance. The review, I mean... According to the red bar, I've watched half of it. Watch the OG 2D animated Buzz Lightyear movie. Have you guys seen that? I have not. Oh yeah, I was talking about that earlier. Yeah, that's why I think light was a bit redundant. I have not seen that. Yeah. Um, Kill or Be Killed by Spite is Fringy's Mortal Kombat music. Tis Law. All right. Wait, what? I don't know. Kill or Be Killed by Spite is Fringy's Mortal Kombat music. All right. I guess that means that means it plays when you enter the stage. I don't know. Maybe. Also, you should go to the Night and Dayfest in Ballarat. Parkway Drive for the win. Perhaps one day. Who knows? Rags, did you ever read the Halo book Ghost of Onyx? And if so, what did you think of it? Also, hi Rags. Hi. No, I only read the first three that came out. I didn't read any other ones after that. I've heard that one's good. So I can't remember the, let me uh, Ghost of Onyx. Eric Nyland. Oh, yeah, he wrote, um, he wrote the, I think he wrote the trilogy, but let me double check. Yeah, he read, he read Halo, The Fall of Reach and First Strike, which were pretty good. I'm not sure if he wrote The Flood, which is my personal favorite of the three, but they're all good. Um, that means just a second Halo, The Flood book. William C. Dietz wrote, um, D-I-E-T-Z diets, uh, maybe, he wrote The Flood, and I really like that one quite a bit. Play us, play DS3, you Dumbo. Also, I've played DS3. That is a Sekiro user, usually what they say to play, but, well, Sekiro rather. Uh, also, Helongo Frongo, also Hi-Raggs. Hello! Oh, it says Hi-Raggis. I don't want to mispronounce that. I'm sorry to say that Hytop's new video on Shang, or Hytop's video on Shang, she has a sponsorship from BlinkTets. Do you mean Blinkist? I would imagine that's what they're doing. BlinkTets. BlinkTets, you should review LO, it's on YouTube. What is LO? Well, yeah, LO, I feel like we're gonna need more than two letters to identify a piece of content. Let me check. Even though I got SQ, I was like, Squid Game, it's just like, some of these are tough. If you have the characters to spare. I think they did. They must have. Yeah, please don't leave us guessing, you know. I'm not sure about that one. Hello, Massives. Hi, Rags. Hello! I know Mola hasn't played Metroid Dread, and I'm unsure if Rags has, but I was wondering if there's a chance E-Fap would cover David Jaffe's criticisms of Metroid Dread. I think it kind of did. We did it in a private call, though, didn't we? We'll do it with- Oh, I don't remember. Those go on as long as E-Fap, so it's a great situation. I was gonna say I'm sorry, chat, but there are some private E-Faps. I'm afraid. Whoa! Whoa! We're halfway! Oh, well, we're more than halfway there. Don't worry about that. Yeah, we're almost actually at the end now. But I just like that song. But I mean, if he continues saying stuff like that, oh, he makes like a full video, we could probably, we could just look at it on an E-Fap at some point, if someone can link me like something efficient instead of like a stream or whatever. More, if we ever have to stand together against the horde, I promise that I won't randomly attack you and you, me at the same time. Steak greater than truck. Yeah, I don't want to spoil that. Rags, if you end up watching me and metal play through that fucking game, I'm just, I'm just gonna say that I would mention something right now, but I won't because it happens soon in, it's in the opening half an hour and I wouldn't want to spoil it. Fair enough. Yeah, I gotta check it out. I just haven't yet. Trying to be able to do that tomorrow. Yeah, I'll probably end up doing that tomorrow. Because I just wouldn't, I wouldn't want to spoil such a great moment. On the last episode of Midnight Mass and holy shit, it's awful. Yes, it is. Yeah. Yeah. Believe me, man, it'll come out in, you know, 10 years from now or whatever, but when we finished watching it, we were all just fucking sad. What a great show ruined by like a horrible ending. Yeah, that ending sucked. I remember really liking the channel or some specials back when I was a kid. I feel like I would still like some of them unironically. I think it would become ironic enjoyment because you would just be like, oh my God, they did this. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But maybe maybe. Wasn't one of them called kickassia or some shit? That was the second one, yeah. Kickassia. Hi rags. Hello. Is Fringy's goo wet? Also, hi rags. Don Blass. Is Fringy's goo wet? I assume all goo is wet. I guess Fringy could confirm for us. Yeah, maybe if it's very, very thick goo. Maybe not, but it strikes me as a wet kind of goo in my head, like how I'm imagining it. Fringy gonna confirm with the nine? What's happening here? I don't need to answer these questions. Well, you could just deny it then, right? Don't leave him hanging. You made him angry, super chatter. Sorry about that. You know, there's nothing I can do. He's very furious now. I'm not mad. That feels like production. Oh my God, I've had to tune him so far down. He's on one percent. I got shot in so loud. Jesus. You're so unwilling to just accept there are some. Ah, yeah, on my ear. Sorry. Are you sure he's the finalist? Oh my God. I'll just mute him as fine. All right. Oh, look at this next one. Fringy is very defensive about his goo. I think I have the right to. The frugal thought. Oh yeah, you have the right to be defensive about whatever you want. Sure. You're right. It's philosopher, socialist, king, Andrew Ryan. Socialist teachings of really inspired Yeah, the frugal doth protest too much. Me thanks. Also high rags. Hello. More peace offering scratches for the good boy. Well, thank you. Did you see that eSports coke ad? Talk about cringe. You're talking about the one where. Down their weapons and that it's like it's an eSports game and I just decide to stop fighting. So you see coke through eSports is solved. The in-game characters decide to stop fighting. Yes, right. Actually, let me. It's even more because you remember the one with. What's your name? The Kylie Jenner with the Pepsi. Remember that one? This is like that. But now it's it's not even real people anymore. It's in-game characters. Yeah. I could just throw the whole tournament. So it's like, no, we're not fighting anymore. Some so bad. You feel nothing but bad. It's just unfortunate. Watching it again. It's like I saw a poster for it when I was walking around in the real world and I was like, no, you stay on the internet cringe. You get away. It's so great watching them like let's stop fighting and you've got all these dreamers like, what is going on? And he's like, oh my god. Written by extra credits. Stop fighting. Extra credits. What are you reacting to? This is unbelievable. They're not fighting anymore. And they're all crying because they're so inspired. I'm going to have to head out. I do. I delayed a bit, but I do need to head on out. But I will I will be back later on if you guys are still going. If not, that's all right. We got eight of them. Should we just save them for next time? If there's only eight, do them. What if they regard you? Oh, I mean, like do them like if there's only eight, then let's do them. Very well. Here we go. Peace offerings, cringe coke. Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Yes. Yes. I have not heard enough of them to say. I hate when films end with it was all a dream. Except Wizard of Oz, which we're all OK with for some reason. But was it a dream? Was it a dream? Oh my goodness gracious. A return to Oz confirms that it was not a dream. Unless that was a dream to fuck. Remember scarecrow in that film? We're watching that free film. Maybe it's going to happen first time super chat. Long time fan was curious what the required criteria is someone who wants to be a guest freefap as an episode. Oh, that'll be on paper. Yeah, nothing that's figuring out a little bubbly. But thank you so much. And I'm glad I'm glad you're having fun. Also any opinions on Ghosts of Onyx? Halo novel. Oh, and Hi-Rex. Hello to you, but I have not read it. And I don't I'm guessing for you. I haven't as well. I think I've read that one either. I'm afraid. No opinions to share. Reading a book called The Righteous Mind. Why good people are divided by politics and religion. Worth checking out and really eye opening. I feel like that's something Adam's talked about before. So I might be making that up. I don't know. But yeah, neat. Here's some spooky coin to celebrate the best holiday. Also, what was y'all's scariest experience? Media counts. Yeah, you guys enter this one. I got to do something real quick. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Scares. Trying to think of like things that scared me the most in my life. I don't know. I'll just go for the media ones. I've explained some of them before. But it's the ring, the American ring remake. It was specifically when the climax for the guy. I say the end of the film. What happens to the guy? When I saw that as a kid, my imagination went wild. It was a bit spooky. Then let's forget about a couple things. I don't know. Any of you guys got anything? I just remember as a kid, I was terrified of the zombies in Ocarina of Time. When you become an adult Link, I remember the kid I was terrified. But that's it, I don't know. Darknessfall scared you as a kid? Lock me up. Darknessfall is fucking terrifying for a child. You kidding me? She floats around while breathing heavily and she tears your parents into shreds. I don't know. This doesn't seem like the most fredliest person. At least she's afraid of the light. That's the plus. War the world's messier. What scared you as a young frog, Fringold? It's funny because I know that there are things that definitely did, but I'm blanking at the moment. Damn, I'm not sure at the moment. I know that they exist, though. Well, perhaps we shall get more on that some other day. Fringy, do you like Australian metal? Like Australian metal music or metals out of the earth? Or metal when it goes to Australia. I'm assuming they're talking about the music genre, I don't know. Then I'm not familiar with it at all. Darn. Rags is now EFAP's Buddha. And instead of rubbing the belly, we rub the belly and say hi rags. Hello rags. You know, he probably took a call or something, but that's actually the last Super Chat, except for this one. I quite like this Jim Stirling-esque tradition of watching a Halloween film that isn't good than watching Nostalgia Critic do a bad job of mocking it. Yeah, it's great. Who knows what we'll do next year. It could be anything. Hello. Just to answer that question, I had to leave on for a moment. Um, scariest media experience, was it? Well, it didn't have to be media, but you could do that if you wanted. Yeah, I guess, odd as this sounds, it was the first paranormal activity. That came out a long time ago. I was in like high school or something at the time. Actually, I can't remember. Fuck. No, it wasn't. It was after that. Anyway, I didn't watch a lot of horror stuff. And I got a copy of one of the endings. Anyway, it scared the shit out of me for whatever reason. It just really, the first one I thought was like really, really scary. The other ones were shit. But the first one was actually really scary. I couldn't care. I was old enough at that point, though, that things really weren't able to get to me that much, but I still remember. I was like, that was actually quite scary. I have been scared. Yeah. For me, it definitely was. I still don't really watch horror stuff. I just don't. So, especially at the time. Yeah, and yet. But yeah, that first one really scared me. I was terrified. I lost a lot of sleep over it. Makes sense. Like I said, I think I told you before, but I showed a friend it and they hated me for it for a while. I was like, oh, I can't fucking sleep your asshole. I was like, I have an ice cream. You'll be fine. Tee he chat is free. Why did this side of things doesn't make those show up? Why are you saying Tee he chat is free? What happened? The normal mods? Is that what's happening? Uh, membership, uh, there's free membership chats. I think I started something. Oh, I mean, welcome to whatever. I guess totally fine. EFAP to Hassan's chat. Abandon your posts. Flee, flee for your lives. Very true. And on that note, uh, we will end there. I know it's not the longest of EFAP for five and a half hours, guys. And you got a bonus one on Wednesday. But we'll be back on a Wednesday. More than likely to do a catch up. More than likely doing some more bat woman watchings as well. Because we got to stay up to date with season three and you'll get them eventually, everybody. Tomorrow you get the last of the Resident Evil arc. And you get me, Fringy and Rags playing the new Alien game. Gonna be wonderful to say goodbye to the wonderful month of Spooktober as our avatars and format goes back to normalcy. Come. It's cum. It's an umlaut. Akin. Akin. Akin. Nine. Nine. Ajuub. Um, is there anything anyone who would like to say before we end this wonderful night of Spooks? Yeah. No, honestly, um, I gotta, I gotta take off. I'll catch y'all later. I gotta, I gotta scoot and do some Halloween stuff. Very well. Oh, apparently Beowyn has a meme. Keep an eye out. One. Beowyn has a meme. Bring your channel for a little Spooky Wien surprise today or alternatively very late. You'll find out in the coming hours. Spooky Wien special. But yes, links to everyone's channels are in the description as you probably are very familiar with the cast that you see right now. And, um, oh the last one was Padoru, Padoru. All right. Padoru, Padoru. Padoru. That's where the avatar movies take place. Yeah. But yeah, thank you so much for hanging out, everybody. It's been fantabulous. Hope you enjoyed your homework of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and then looking at nostalgia critic poorly attempt to talk about it. I thought it was a wonderful time. This will go up on the 31st on Moola, so it'll just be like right on time. And then you'll see a whole bunch of other things on that channel too. But, uh, yeah, thanks for joining us. Thank you so much for the donations. And we shall see you probably tomorrow. Well, today, I guess. Goodbye, everybody. Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Waves goodbye. Bring it when you do it. You always sound like you're dying.