 Hey Once it don't hate me hey no Tell me what you're doing today. Hey in big bold italic letters. I am not pregnant Okay, if I was I would let you know now that we have that out of the way One of Julianne's least favorite things about me is that I baby the dogs I'll show you baby the dogs. I thought it would be fun like yeah If I was Shane Dawson, I had access to 1 800 rent a baby for a day Yeah, maybe we could hang out with a baby for a little that'd be great. That'd be super fun I don't have that. I don't know how he just finds babies to rent for the day But what we can do is go to baby's our us get some stuff for the dogs and turn them into babies for no reason I really I just want to get like baby clothes put some diapers on them I want a high chair I saw a video of dogs that have this disorder where they have to eat in a high chair And now I'm obsessed with the idea of putting one of my dogs in a high chair Feeding them some baby food. Are we gonna have to assemble a high chair? That's super annoying. I don't want to do that What does that mean I have to do it? Yeah, this video doesn't need to exist. I just want it I just want to see Carmen in a high chair. Don't you? He wants his own chair to eating yes, he does I think Marvel's will probably sit this video out Let's go to baby's car He's going out of business. We got here just in time. Let's do clothes last because I feel like we're gonna spend a long time Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh my god. My breast Oh, you're my breast front. Don't do that. Oh, this is comfortable And it has a thing And then you You could put Carmen on that He would love it. Just so he can kiss you on the mouth You know who would love this? Get that Yeah, this is a great invention when being a baby hits A girl one in a boy one you want to pick one out for weeks. Yeah, this one This is repeat. That's You know this is kind of why don't we get a bottle can we drink nut milk? We can just put chicken stock in the That's disgusting. You would like it. Yeah Yeah, we'll figure it out. Let's go All I'm saying is that it's worth a shot one of these. Yeah, as long as I can put pizza on my back He looks comfortable What is your baby? Oh What is the it's a Marvel playpen we can put him in there. Marvel doesn't play He doesn't know how to play. He licks you and he snaps at me. That's his whole life. He's a Marvel playpen, but Marvel playpen. No, not Marvel playpen. Baby MMA arenas This is the one that my nephew has. Why don't we get one for Weechi? This is for a baby. What do you think we're doing? Stop Browsing this one's like that boat ride Otter. Otter, you just walked by the high chairs Well, you helped me pick one out. I don't know what I'm doing. How do you even have a child in here? Let's pull it out. It's on wheels Look find that cheap one. We're gonna have to assemble it How does it feel to be a new mom? My children are nine and seven Why are you here now? You're late. Stylish diapers for every season Everything? Good smell Sad. You know who's fault it is that they're going out of business? Specifically that kid. I got diapers. This one has brown rice and cheese, which they can eat. Chicken flavored baby formula What do we do okay? All right, here we go, baby I feel like onesies that snapped on the bottom. She's too big. No, she isn't. I mean it girth-wise She's very girthy. What about this for Warmey? It's got sleeves. He loves sleeves. Oh my God, he's gonna lose his mind Boy How's it going? This thing is way more confusing than it looks You've been struggling and banging over here an awful lot. You came home with all this stuff And you haven't figured out what it is yet You're never allowed to say that I'm babying the dogs after this because this is truly babying the dogs So I say we put them in their clothes first and then Basically, we're just gonna feed them in a high chair. I guess right for me. I'm so sorry It's gonna be mildly inconvenient for you, but it's it's not everything's gonna be okay Shall I come over there and put this dypey on you bud? No, I'm gonna put it on him. I'm gonna have to lay him on his back I don't know if this is gonna fit him. We should have gotten bigger diapers. There you go, bud How's that? It doesn't really cover your weenus, but how do you feel? Oh, wow How's that feel, bud? A little weird. I think this is the day when he's finally had it with my shit Yes, you can poopy, but you can't go number one or else it's just gonna squirt up at your chest We got to get your outfit on, bud. I know really like shirts too much. You know, whatever you're doing You're just having a day. All right, just like any other day I know that's a very long sleeve because it's for a human baby. That's a very good pull. It's a perfect fit Just for salmon. Just long sleeves. Wow Okay What do you think maybe his baby feeling? I think he actually likes it. Like, you know how he usually freaks out when we put him in clothes? It's like something about the diaper just like made him kind of happy. Oh, yeah, I kind of like it. It covers my bottom. You're not feeling so insecure about your weenus, huh? Do you maybe want something to eat? Give me my breastfeeding pillow. You like that? Is it supporting him at all? Yeah, this thing is actually so helpful and you can it's like a little shelf. He looks a little comfortable too. Hermie, why don't we start with a bottle? I just asked Google if dogs can have almond milk and it's said in moderation It's okay. Yeah, bud. Okay, like is it just me or is he like he's actually kind of like enjoying this a little bit? You want some milk? Oh We got a lick. What do you think about a peanut butter bottle? You like that, Hermie? All right, should we save some for peachy then? He's gonna have to... Oh, I dripped it into his nose. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just snort it? That's nasty. What do you think? You want some food? When he usually put clothes on him, he gets really pissed off and he's like completely relaxed Like I'm telling you I think it has something to do with like the covering of his like Butt and genitals has like made him very relaxed. Okay, bud You gotta get your little legs in there. Okay one There you go. There you go Okay, why does he like this? He's like actually enjoying himself Look at this That is disgusting Do you want this is actually like a really nice way to feed your dog because we have three And if one of them doesn't finish early enough they'll fight so we can feed one of them at the table Is that good? Is that nice? Big bite. All right get the bottom Peach is so jealous right now Peach you'll have a turn but you need to wear the outfit and sit in the chair. Wow Okay Is that good? Well, I think Kermit passed the baby test like he's a perfect infant because he normally hates any sort of clothing at all He even hates harnesses But he likes oh you want some more? Okay Here you go bud. He wants more food. Okay There he is 10 out of 10 I think you're done eating Kermit. Why don't we take you out? We can put you in here. Do you want to come be with mommy? Look he's got food on his mouth All right, we're gonna wipe your food off under your bib Wow Look at his diaper. All right, honey. You're gonna have to roach. Yeah I'm gonna roach your little legs. I mean this isn't that new You kind of do this stuff with mommy all the time That's for the son See Julien this is babying the dogs. I don't do this. He's such a happy boy Have you reached your final form? Infant and tired and old want to be babies forever now. Thank you. Yes. I'm human baby I'm actually a human baby He's very happy We might be a different species, but he's my baby. I love baby. Oh, he loves it Peachy, it's finally your turn, baby girl. What do you want to do? Just stand around and be nervous? That's fine. You can do that. Kermi, okay Come here, baby God, they have such weird shape butts. That's not gonna fit her. Peach, you thick girl. You're thick, baby Oh, that looks so nice on you little lady Are you excited? Julien picked up. Oh god, Julien does look like a baby Okay, now we're gonna put you in the outfit that daddy picked up for you Now we're gonna wrap this around you bum. She's just like truly giving up She's falling asleep Hello, baby What is that? I mean, that's a little dramatic, baby Hello Hello, you just demanded to sit up here. Your daddy's first draft pick Oh good girl It's my daughter Wait, did she like the milk or just the peanut butter? I squirted her mouth All right, good thing we have a bib. It's all messy now. You ready for dinner? You ready for some nasty? Oh my god, good, baby This is how you do a gourmet meal for babies Look at that smear Come on sweet stuff My god Tell me this isn't functional It actually is. Isn't it comfortable though? Yeah, it is Come on. Just give me a good one. You burp all the time. All right. She looks a little floppy in there now Release Yeah, it's like a little marble shelf and mommy doesn't have to hold you. Let me give you Look at the babies. Hey babies get out of here babies. That's pretty much an animal to how he exists now Oh Well, this was very fun. This doesn't need to exist. I feel like this shouldn't be a thing I just think it's really funny how much kermit Genuinely has enjoyed himself today. Honestly. I'm keeping this high chair You always say that I baby the dogs, but you're not allowed to say that anymore because this is babying the dogs I'll just say it past tense. You babyed the dogs got food on you, babe Why is everyone crying? They want this baby food. Yeah, I know you act like we don't feed you I love you. I hope you enjoyed uh us making our dogs into babies for a day What I learned was kermit actually is a human baby Which we pretty much already do Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on the video for wednesday slash thursday Why don't we just leave this in the kitchen like this? No Yeah, and then they can sit right here. No, how about this we get a second one and then we can all set up the table together Look at him. He's enjoying himself. He's enjoying himself. He deserves it. He goes on the floor No, he deserves he goes on the he deserves to sit at the table and enjoy himself He deserves to relax. There you go. Oh my god. All right. I'll see you guys next week. Bye