 Someone needs to stick it to those big talkin' phonies in Washington. Someone else. This campaign? It's not about me. It's about crafting a version of me that looks tough and rugged. A version of me that wears boots and jeans or whatever it is cowmen wear. A version of me that does hard work. A version of me that uses folksy idioms that make you forget that I'm richer than a stink lovin' hog on a poop aisle. I've been in Congress 20 years. I know what it takes to get nothin' done. Doing the right thing. It's not always easy. That's why I don't. This candidate is just like you. If you're a Yale legacy with a Harvard law degree who never passed the bar, or won the approval of your father, I know the value of a hard day's work. 7.25 an hour. And I'll work hard to keep it that way. You know how the same party keeps winning their district over and over and over again? Well, 86% of elections are non-competitive due to jerrymen. So to coast into office, all I need to do is focus on winning that primary, sometimes with a little as 8% support. So even though 92% of you might hate my guts, as long as I play ball in the party, look tough to my base and take money from special interests, I keep getting elected, baby. So there's November. You're gonna fall for another big talkin' phony who's all hat and no cattle? Well, a big talkin' phony who doesn't even know what that means. Ka! Let's get crackin' America. I'm Gil Fogler and I approve this message.