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I thought about you, bro I said, yo, I had to do a tour How long was you going two weeks two weeks pregnant right now? No, no, no, I didn't leave it in you didn't leave it in Say what you know, they were about to get rid of Robey way. I didn't know it was abortion I thought that Dwayne was Dwayne Wade was playing against his He's fresh out fresh out vacation. I'ma come in shoot from half point, baby Let's abort that one and then But you better abort things while you can you can still abort things in New York. Oh, yeah So you didn't leave it in for real bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no purpose Yeah Yeah, well on purpose. Yeah. Yeah a little bit longer. I want I want the summer. Okay. Okay. Oh, I got you Yeah, yeah, you want that flat belly at least it's better to have with the stomach out in the fall I get what you saying. Oh, I didn't even think about like oh, yeah Yeah, I've been through four of you know what I mean summer pregnancies are the worst one really Because they're already like hot and sweating and doing all that kind of shit. I won't going crazy. Yeah Yeah, but how was the honeymoon though? Oh, it's fucking unbelievable. I had the it was the best vacation I've ever been on my entire life and it was it was absolutely amazing It was the first place I went to where I'm like, this is not like a box I want to check off. This is a place that I want to come back to and explore deeper There was like you need to go we went Italy went to Italy was all throughout Italy, but like the place It was like absolutely Mind-boggling was the south a place called the Amalfi coast and an island called coppery And they were coppery was a little bougie for me. It was like a lot It was a you tell how bougie an island like a place is by like how the age discrepancy between like man and woman Oh, it's like older men with girls, right? Diddies with young Miami's? Yeah And just like though rich motherfuckers like Tommy Hilfiger is just walking down the street randomly his fucking super yacht is out there Then Steve when you know like the wind casino guy Yeah, he's pulling up in an even bigger yacht Tommy Hilfiger's yacht moves out the way like it was just but that that the copy thing was great Amalfi was unbelievable like truly Unbelievable every time I leave the country I say to myself man We really are in our own bubble in America and it's better because if people knew that's out there Then they would Like their people live in St. Louis all year all year I was in Kansas all last week. Oh, so you know about the south. Yeah, I had to go to cans for the What they call it the cans lions cans lines is like this big Advertising yeah, well, basically all the big companies go down there and they just court average. Yes, that's what they do Yeah, bunch of parties for advertisers is panels that we speak on me and me and Dolly Bishop president of the black effect spoke on like Six different panels, but man to your point, you know, they had a row of yachts, right? Every company had a row of yachts like so each company had their own yacht Like I heard had their own yacht Paramount had their own yacht Gary Vaynerchuk Vayner media had Fucking yeah, I think your vein are really doing it, but it's like I'm sitting there like where the fuck is the recession? The economy is just doing bad here. Yeah companies got money, but they go over here to spend it clearly Yeah, big time and this isn't it's an expense. It's a fucking expense Spending money to make more money because they want these advertisers to advertise what they don't even gotta be in Canada do that You can do that. I'm zoom. It's just an excuse for everybody to go to a fucking beautiful beach eat amazing food Enjoy the south of France. I want the monocle. I want the monocle for dinner one night. I heard Monaco's a little disappointed Um, I mean I went because they said, you know, tell me silly shit from a movie. I'll go see. Yeah. Yeah. Same. Same. Yeah Okay, let's go check it out and it was like when you get this gonna look like a car show And they were absolutely right. Yeah, every fucking foreign exotic car. You can think of just out like a Honda. Yeah, you know what I mean Yeah, but I only need to look a little I'm not gonna say was disappointed. It just looked like it's still being built If that makes and it's yeah, it's and it's been there a while Really? Yeah, what do you mean? Oh, I like it. It's it's done being built Do you know Highway, yeah, I don't know. I'm not that familiar with Monaco But I know it's like a basically a tiny little tax haven for Europeans are like the super rich Europeans go establish a residency there And then they don't got to pay taxes, bro. It's a different level of wealth out there Yeah, it's a different level of wealth in Europe, but there's but there's different. Okay, so here's the thing It's like and you find this United States as well. There's two different types of people who have tons of money There's the people who have tons of money and it's really important to them that you know, they have tons of money So they spend that money on these like like material goods and we're all guilty of this We all want a fucking nice watcher a nice car a nice whatever and that's fine Right. We all of our insecurity want people to fucking think we're awesome But they're also all super wealthy people that that spend that money on like experiences And being in these like majestic places because that place provides so much joy I'm sure when you go to fucking Anguilla, it's not cheap You know, but at the same time that place gives you so much joy. So it's worth the money spent absolutely and There and I know that we have this in America too, but we're like very young culture So we're learning this a little bit more but there's parts of like America They have this amazing nature and then people go and they spend their money on that Well, you have a place in Montana You're not doing that to like super flex when you go like here Look at this fucking it is a flex to have that land But it's also so passifying to like look at this beautiful view and just be in touch with nature or whatever And down there in the south of france. I have to explore a little bit more But fucking do that on that a multi coast in italy man. It was so it was so fucking beautiful and There were these people there were obviously some of there for like the bougie bougie shit But there's also people feel like they're there for this truly serene experience I mean, you can't imagine what you're seeing It's just like lamb just drops off the side of a cliff and these like houses are built into the fucking cliff Like none of it makes sense at all. It's wild. You take a boat everywhere People got a spin Do you do you have to have that kind of money to experience what god just created? Well, that's the beauty is that some of these places they'll have like fairies in so you could take this Fairy and then experience this beautiful city and then see what god created bro when you see that shit It's hard not to believe in god, bro Like it's fucking like back to st. Louis. Like you look at st. Louis. You're like, is there god like You look at certain places and you're like I get atheism like I get it But you look at these beautiful things and you're like, no god was was filling himself today paintbrush When playing florida say again playing florida. There's beauty. It's beautiful. It's stunning. But didn't look at the people Some people say Some but then it's also crazy place in america. Yeah, like damn is that god just showing us balance Well, not all places are beautiful florida. You know, there's Florida's a wild place. There's alligators Like there's a lot of things that these people are dealing with that I don't think that like the average person realizes like when you have like these Obstacles in your life that just become normalized. It's not that crazy like oh, there was a shootout to us We're like that's a big deal. They're like there's dinosaurs in their backyard That's what happened to that guy remember the guy was walking in florida and he got bit because he uh He said he's Yeah, he thought it was a dog So he saw the fucking he saw the gator walking. He said he thought it was just a dog And then he hit it with a leash. No, I That's another one. The guy hit it with the pan. I think he tried to pet it or some shit He's mother fucker But think about that think about how off you got to be in florida audio point Shit like that is so normalized that you see a dog you think what you think of the dog with a long leash And you're like, oh fuck you don't see the owner They just keep walking. Yeah, you don't run no nothing you end up getting bit by a gator I'm just saying they they're different like people The different fucking people like we know that in certain areas Like you don't wear a certain color because that could get you fucked up if you're wearing that color Right, so you avoid that color like alligators. I don't think they don't see color Do you know what I mean? Like they just it's just food like everybody is the odds You're not even a human bro. You just go to a gator. That's it. So like they live with that every day Every day they're chilling in their backyard and there could be an alligator at any point in time around them So, you know, it's wild. What if gators aren't? What if gators do recognize you as human, right? But they understand boundaries and they understand protocol like I'm can't we can't just go around biting humans, right? One of them motherfuckers get close to you. You know them shit as a delicacy. It's on take the take the bite You know what I mean? That's what I think happens in some of these situations Like they sit around in their little communities and they understand like thou shalt not kill But if this motherfucker's stupid enough to come here, I'm taking a bite of this shit. Yes I have a I have a sneaky suspicion That we don't taste good Really, I mean that why you think so because animals would eat us more Nah, bro. I think they understand boundaries, bro. I really do I think for whatever reason we got lucky we just don't taste that good because we were just out in the middle of the fucking What is it called the serengeti or whatever like? What are those places? The serengeti isn't the serengeti. It's in Africa, right? There's the serengeti in Africa like when human beings first started We're just in Africa with all the animals and they're not trying to eat us for some reason We can't run as fast as the gazelles and shit. I don't know if he was just in the woods though We were the jungle by the way. We don't know if they was eating us or not Well, we were we weren't in cities, bro. We had to be with I'll tell you one thing you about to find out if uh animals taste of humans taste good or not Why because of the abortions that I have to do something with them, baby? They're gonna be feeding them the gate. I'm standing. Yo y'all don't understand the drastic measures people are about to go through What y'all don't understand the drastic measures people are about to go through see y'all laughing right now But go back to a classic record two pock Brenda's got a baby. What did Brenda do with that, baby? Because she couldn't have an abortion What do you think people what do you think y'all listen? No grizzly bears go eat in crash cans go It sounds absurd But go back to the times when people couldn't have Abortions legally and the wild things they used to do to get rid of their babies If you think in florida, they're not going to be throwing babies to the gators That's not what y'all That could be no that could be Huh That could be because they have to get that's the clinic bro. Yes, that's the new clinic Especially if they're gonna be getting if they're gonna be locking women up They're gonna be locking women up right for miscarriages or whatever else They got to discard the evidence. They're gonna have to discard. Yeah, you gotta take the baby No, I'm I'm saying you should you might be right. Um I Think I found a way around abortion though. Okay, let's go, baby Let's go Let's go. Okay ready make abortion illegal abortion is illegal, right? Um, so ladies you just accept that you go abortion is fucking illegal. That's what it is You're not gonna fight that at all. It's done You just get rid of the baby bees you call it a break in entering You get rid of the baby because you okay explain break in entering Like I didn't want that in there Okay, so I'm trying to stand your ground. I'm trying to pick up what you're putting down Stand your ground ladies. Okay, you get to stand your ground Somebody broken entered into you There is a human being inside your space inside your property that you don't want Stand your ground. Oh Did it work? Did it not work? Oh Say what No, not kill the men. God damn it. You kill the baby. Here's the thing Stand your ground. I know y'all are listening to this. Stand your ground. I know y'all listen Stand your ground. I know y'all listening to this right now and y'all like yo, this shit sounds crazy This is what it's about to come to I'm dead like this is no joke like they go google stuff like women committing abortions with hangers and all types of Shit like that like people are going to be going through drastic measures not to have these children Because especially now with inflation sky high A recession on a horizon These people can't afford to have kids. Some people just simply can't afford to have kids And now what if I can't afford to go to a state that you know, I can go legally abort my child Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah, I'm telling you this shit may sound cruel and it may sound, you know So what primitive and prehistoric when it's about to go down But so what happens so the babies do the states just make it illegal the the states that don't want it 26 states already are planning to put their abortion Bands into effect, but it was already like seven states that did it before I because I've been talking about this for a while You know in alabama like three years ago governor kiv signed an abortion ban bill into effect and We all saw this coming. That's why it's so crazy when I saw vice president Kamala Harris With dana bash on cnn this week and she was like I never believed the supreme court justices when they said that they were going to uphold Roe v. Wade and we knew this was going to happen, but it was still a shock that it happened It's like if you know, something's going to happen Right and you don't believe these judges. Hmm. Why not implement a defense? No, we don't yet play Why not implement a defense? Yeah, you know what I mean like I don't know what could have been done But something could have been done like you just sit back and let the other team score So what's the deal like I don't know That's a tricky one man. Is it? Yeah, I think it's tricky because like If if if you really want to have the conversation about how we feel We do believe it's terminating Something But isn't that the point? Yeah. Yeah, but you accepted that as soon as you go to the clinic That's not I think that's where a lot of frustration comes from is that One side the right is going. Hey, you're killing a baby and the left is going It's not a baby. It's nothing. It's a bunch of cells whatever now I think all humans if they're being honest agree that at some point it becomes a baby I don't think we feel comfortable with it happening at nine months Let's say you push somebody down the stairs a pregnant woman There was nine months pregnant, right? And then she she lost the baby You would say, yo, you also killed that baby, right? Absolutely Now now if she was one month pregnant and you did that Did she lose the baby or is it just a bunch of cells? That's why No, I know I I'm not I'm not making statements about what it is or what is it? What isn't I'm saying why it's so tricky Do you know I'm saying like it's a really tricky conversation saying everything you're saying I personally don't care and the reason I don't care is because it's not up to me It should just be up to whatever person's decision. They want to make I'm pro choice all day long Because you don't have to make the choice That's the beauty of it. And that's the awesome thing about being a dude is that most dudes that Are okay with abortion are really just okay With women terminating a baby are most dudes that are okay. Okay with abortion Probably got the wrong person pregnant. That's oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a wife and you for run and get your side chicken pregnant Yeah, yeah, yeah That's why when jasmine celibate said that at the bt award she was like if you're a man that is benefited from an abortion Yeah, you know, I mean speak up some people saying that's a weird choice of words. I'm like no, I understand exactly what she And that's the thing that I think a lot of us aren't willing to just say which is hey Early on enough we're okay with terminating something Because it will make our life easier That and that is a really hard thing For people to accept but I think it is the reality Acknowledging that it is terminating something but at the same time going if it's early enough going This is not an autonomous person. I think before three months the baby can't even function Without the mother at all. Yeah, so as long as it's within that Period, I think that we can just be like, okay, I'm willing to stop this thing from continuing But it's not its own thing. It's still part of the mother's Body, yeah So she gets to make that decision But then you when you're after that period where the baby can exist on its own and like an incubator or something That's I understand why people go. Hey, that's not right. I understand where they're coming from You're you're not wrong. You say it's complicated. It's very new. Fuck. It's complicated I've thought about I remember when they uh, I think it was I think it was Alabama at one point Alabama was allowed abortions up to like Five months to six months or some shit like that. Right. That's why I guess the new york, I think a lot has that six months is why six months is like There like now you really break and enter now. There's really some Yeah There's actually right like, you know what I wonder about that because every time you say break and enter and I don't know Why I think about uh, like that when people bring up the rape and the incest thing, you know What if you get pregnant by somebody? Well, that's that's what I mean by that Is that okay in those specific circumstances? You didn't want that thing in you and you didn't give consent for it to be in you I don't understand how catholics don't have empathy for that. They do no, they don't they The catholic is saying it doesn't matter if it doesn't matter if it's incest and I'm like How do you not have how do you have empathy for the baby? But not the person who experienced the trauma of rape and getting pregnant their argument and this is not all catholics I think there's a lot of catholics that have room for that. But the the extreme argument for that is You're punishing the baby for the actions of the rapist That the baby is innocent And that the the rapist is guilty. What about the person carrying the baby, but that dude That's why this is the toughest Fucking thing To even like have a thought experiment about it like there are people probably listening right now and like Half of them are like really upset with some of these ideas that we're putting forth in the other half are like no those make sense And it's like i'm not attached to any of these ideas right now But I have to think through every different part of this to even understand What is the quote unquote right decision? I don't know if they're the right decision I think anytime you take away somebody's power or choice. I feel like that's criminal But that that then they'll say you're taking away the baby's power choice, bro That's why this shit just goes so tee deep bro like listen. Am I not the child's parent? So i'm even even for a short time. I brought you in this world But no i'm not gonna bring you into this world because I know how hard it's gonna be for you to be in this world It's gonna be hard for us. You know, I mean Let's not even just talk about the financial aspect of it. It could be all type of reasons In like the rape the incest thing is one incest thing is one thing, but some people just physically can't carry a child They get sick, you know what I mean? I already have the uh, what's the thing when the baby's born in the tubes? Topic I can't pronounce it. I'm not gonna try you know what I mean There are many situations where it seems like you should have empathy Now I think there are also situations where people are doing it out of convenience and it's really Helped people that there is this convenience Right so It's rough bro. Yeah, it is We can't hear you Taylor. What'd you say? Why wish we got I wish that man got pregnant So y'all really understand it because I feel like if y'all got pregnant too, this wouldn't even be a topic Y'all be able to choose. I'm not against this. I know no Andrew what you say No, no, no, seriously, so do you think if you guys were able to get pregnant with this even be a topic anymore? If we were able to get pregnant I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, I think it would I don't think it would change at all I I think the same people that have these religious beliefs because the that Understanding right there assumes that it's only men that are against abortion But women are 50 50 on abortion. So it's like it's more of people who are like deeply uh religious or they A lot of times people who have kids Can't imagine doing it after a certain amount of time like you have a kid and then Then, you know, you start to hear the heartbeat after x amount of months and you're like, fuck I don't know if I I could do it. It's just fucking Tricky and I have empathy for them as well. So I think it's easy to just go like Yeah, dude's got pregnant and you you know forget it. No, I think that yeah, I think the same people would still object I I and I grew a show. Honestly, maybe more women would would object Maybe because they're not caring the baby. They'd be like No, it was both of us. Ah, yeah, I'm shocked by how many women believe That this is the right decision at the supreme court man. You saw sonny on the view That's religion. Isn't that based on it's based on religion. I just I just think anytime you take away somebody's power of um Choice is just absolutely criminal and I the whole dow shall not kill things. I'm guessing that's what this is rooted in So does that apply to the deaf family? Does that apply to animals? Like, you know what I mean, like There's okay. So there's really fascinating stuff in this I'm pretty sure if you look in The Koran they don't count a life beginning until like three months I think everybody does I think the first time that is when it counts But I think biblically speaking like there are certain circumstances where they don't even and now I think I don't know what the old testament or new testament says about it My understanding was that there's still like a later date as well And I assume that that's in there because you know, there's so many miscarriages And there's so many things that happen in pregnancy before that which could end it And you don't want to You know feels if you did something wrong and lost your baby and I don't know but I'm pretty sure I don't know if anybody's listening right now that can confirm this But it's like after three months. That's when they consider it Yeah, the first time to be a life and that's I don't know It's pretty like profound for back in the day even they were like, hey It doesn't count until then so if it doesn't count to them Should we create this window if even in the books? I think it's like that with abortion So I don't think you can I think in most places you can't get an abortion After three months after the first time first try. Well, you probably can but it's risky very risky, right? So as long as what I would look at that as as long as the baby is part of your body You can do whatever you want with your body after that time The baby has its own body And then you would be doing something to its body. It's no longer your body your choice It has its own independent body and maybe can live in an incubator or something like that I Maybe that's a reasonable Maybe that's reasonable to kind of come together both sides can kind of agree on that like I just that makes sense I don't I don't think I don't think what you're saying is wrong. I just want to know why Do people care so much like why why like why there's something that you have to put into You know Like like like the Supreme Court has to make a ruling on they're already married Or they're already in relationships and it's like listen. I'm married. You're married It affects us way less Okay, once things affect you way less You have way less empathy for those people that are making those really difficult situations that could have like a moral impasse Right, it's hard. It's hard. You know, and I know a lot of people because I don't want any more kids You know, I mean, but I couldn't ever see us having an abortion only because I see my first Exactly so Yeah Like even so my most like liberal friends After having a kid It changed their if they like spoke to me privately about they're like, honestly, it's it's changed my opinion I keep saying sunny from the view because you know, she's a liberal and she's Think the supreme court made the right to sit. Well, I don't know. Let me take me I'm afraid you probably can insert the clip But she doesn't believe in abortion on by any means Well, even if it's even if it's raping that she said this on the view Wow But I think she does Disagree of the supreme court taking away people's right to choose. That's that's how it should be, right? Like oh, oh, she wouldn't do it herself But she also Is okay with allowing other people to do it. What do you mean? Make sure you said there it she herself doesn't believe in it. Yes But she but you shouldn't she said I shouldn't legislate against there you go Nancy Pelosi feels that way too. Remember they asked Nancy Pelosi What does she think about abortion and she was like it doesn't matter what I think You know, I just basically feel like people should have the right to choose You know what I mean is that that lets me know right there. I mean by Biden has been on that What yeah, I mean any of these old people are generally going to be 100 million Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh Bro, it's rough. It's tricky. You know the scary thing for me is just like what's next I know everybody's focused on abortion right now. Well, what do you think is next? I mean, listen, man, we had og jim cliber and all breakfast club a couple of years ago and og jim cliber And was saying how joe biden has to expand the supreme court because he said when you have these radical You know right wing folks on the court He was like, yo They could bring he was being you know, he was using this for exaggeration I don't even use these things as raising but the emphasis like They could bring back slavery if they wanted to but he broke it down in a different way He broke it down to where it's six three now But if things keep going the way that they're going You know at some point it could be nine oh You know what I mean And I don't know why they'll make them bring back slavery, but he was just saying like these are the type of wild things They do but guess what you never thought they would do this. Yeah, that's true You know what I mean, I mean we never thought they would get get rid of your Miranda warning That goddamn clear now Clarence Thomas talking about yo, we might get rid of same-sex marriage You know what I mean? He's saying no sodomy What though seriously with everything that's going on in the world right now Why are you as Clarence Thomas worried about making sodomy illegal? Why would he make sodomy illegal is some shit in texas is some law in texas where some police The case was some police busted in on this gay couple The the guy's boyfriend Called Called the police and said somebody over there had a weapon so they busted in on them having sex with each other So they just basically made it illegal. I think it was No, they didn't make it illegal to uh To have anal sex or something pull it up Taylor. I don't know i'm explaining I'm confused About what anal sex? Well, no like what why does he care about anal sex? That's my point Boy, just just typing clarence thomas sodomy Taylor is it like a moral purity thing? Is he trying to like I don't know? I just know that where wherever the whatever the law is it's okay for men and women to do it Oh, but if two men engage in it, but it sounds better when we just say sodomy is yes straight off So he's making gay sex essentially illegal see clarence thomas wants to Clarence thomas wants the prime court to revisit texas sodomy law Let me read the other thing Justice clarence thomas wrote in a concurring opinion at the high court should now reconsider its rulings in a number of past decisions Including those of sodomy gay marriage and contraception the contraception one is interesting. That is why That I mean that I was thinking about that. What did that mean? Did that mean condoms? birth control pills The shot there's certain birth control. I forget which one it is. Can I not pull out? No Pulling out of the form of contraception out they could pull it out illegal is hilarious. Hold on. Hold on before we continue. Yeah Taylor just said contraception is not just for sex. I have to hear what is contraception for Taylor I have to hear what else contraception before school me I'm talking about for the birth control like the pill like some girls don't take it to make sure that Oh, they regulate the period. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that I knew that. Okay. You're right I just had to hear it. I didn't know I thought you about to say you make water balloons with condoms Do you really think girls are taking birth control to regulate their period? The best way to regulate your period is let somebody shoot your club. Nine months. No period regular Go on the mic. Go on the mic. Yes. We need women. We need a woman. Yes. This is incredibly important It's really women issues like why some have to take birth. It's not just for regulating periods, right? I agree with you. I know some women that take it for acne That's wild, bro, right? Am I making this up? I feel like I've heard that before Well, you can help with those things that can also make you gain weight and shit But also going back to the period stuff like there's a lot of women that have very bad regular periods I know dude that took birth control pills to get thick Wait, what? What? It's already gone To get thick? To get thick Because it makes you thicker How you think Saucy Santana got all that ass? No, he did not What? What? Saucy Santana got ass. He's Saucy, bro Why why why? You saw Saucy when he was out there with Juvenile to unpack that ass No, he didn't Man He got a bbf He talks about that's the that's the brand name of the Hold on what is what is the read the thing about Clarence What does Clarence say get to the side of me part in a separate concurring opinion published Friday's Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Okay, this one a 2000 decision In which the court ruled against the state of texas scroll down taylor Regarding a 1973 law criminalizing the act of siding Same sex though. Here's what I found There you want We need a woman's voice on this on this issue And you shut her ass up real quick I don't want her to talk about my searches the past few days You've been trying to figure this anal sex thing out throw that you can't you can't Get rid of abortion and anal sex bro. That's curtain. God damn. What's going on? Yo? I just want to know why Like why is that I've heard all those like wild theories you've heard all those I have not Oh, there's there not enough white people and they're worried and oh, no, I believe that really but that's because I watch fox news By the way, I believe that before fox news I actually I said just three years ago because I was I really be perplexed on like why yeah people care about Police and other people's body so much right and you know, it's we've all heard about the whole By the year 2045 white people, uh, maybe the minority we've seen over the past five years white fertility rates have dropped White people won't even be the minority They'll just be less than the majority of people That's less. That's yeah. No, no minority. I don't know it But they say minority because the language is like more uh, salacious. No, that's true because black people only 13% Exactly. There's still the majority of people. I think they're combining black and brown They're saying Hispanics and blacks. It's it's all not basically let's say non whites will outnumber whites. There you go. There you go but that If we're dividing people up into colors and whatever the fuck you are then that's not what is it's just people trying to I don't know. I mean, I don't know what's not true. I've never been hanging out with white people and they brought it up You might be hanging around the wrong right people. Am I hanging around with woke whites? I Watched Fox News a lot. Yeah Tucker Carlson been on white replacement theory for a minute. Really? Oh, yeah in the last What are we replacing? I love what they did with the Oscars Yeah replace them There's certain things where I'm okay with whites getting replaced. Well, that's what that's scaring the shit out of a lot of white people That's the uh, what do they want? What do white people want to do? What is what is the job? Just break it down for me. White people. What do you want? No, I think they mean being replaced in society through through all of that jobs A lot of this is about power like I was I mean, I just I'll send you the article But it was this article talking about how the redistricting the redistricting laws are about to happen now None of these fucking politicians care about the guy who shot up tops the guy who shot up tops He said he said it was because white replacement theory. He's like white people are being outnumbered We got to start taking, you know black and brown people out It's a real I'm not saying it's I don't know if it's a real thing, but I can say it's a real fear It's like the Q and on shit like these fucking insecure motherfuckers just start believing anything. It's like Wait a minute People eating babies babies on pizza Oh, shit, so they're gonna go after their source of adrenochrome I don't know what you just say Adrenochrome is that baby blood that they're drinking? That's all I'm saying But now they can't do it because there's no more abortions But what about people who don't want their babies? Bro, it's gonna be a black. Here's the thing that y'all don't understand it It's gonna be a black market for babies, bro There's going to be people who cannot afford to carry these kids or don't want these kids for whatever reason They know they can't get abortions. They could give them up for adoption But it's going to be things like that. I promise you it's gonna be a black market for these babies, bro Whether it's the people that got the pizza paul is in dc I got stuck watching box That shit was fire. I'm not gonna lie comet pizza It just sounds wild. I'm like, why are people not turning this into a script? Politicians with a pizza paul in dc with kids just tied up in the back Well, there weren't any kids there weren't people actually but they went to go check Remember remember what we just said about white replacement there? Yeah And I said, I don't know if it's a real thing, but it's a real fear. Yeah, people believe that shit about comet so much that they ran up One guy was only one. Yeah with a rifle and then he went he went to see if there if there were kids in there And he went and he didn't and the police came up to him And and he basically went on the ground and like gave him the gun What are you doing? He was like pedophile ring and they were like, oh, fuck. He really believed it Can you be mad at him? I can't believe just my god. So that's a thing that there's all these people right that they believe that like politicians are eating babies They believe that politicians are lizards and all this shit and they do nothing about it It's like if that's how I know, you don't really believe it if you really believed I'll say this How do we know it's not true? Here's my point. How much how I'm just saying how do we know what's how do we know what's all this shit? I like this Now let's have fun just because we've never seen it proof do you need to believe something is true in life How much proof do you need you believe in god? Yes, but that's because I've I've seen god and I've felt god So that's my thing if I've seen it I I where where have you seen it? Oh god. Yeah in me when I look in the mirror Oh when I look at certain people I can look at certain people and be like but that person's annoying that I can see god in them You know, um, and I know people say faith is when you have a belief in things unseen But I don't know god feels like more than faith. It's like it's like air You know what I mean? Like I've never seen air. I saw god staying at really expensive hotels in the Amalfi coast And probably looking at your wife. No, it was more of the hotels I to be honest with you and then I know my wife looks like it was amazing. I love her so much But there was something about these hotels hanging off the side of the fucking clips And I was like god must exist everybody But that's the thing though is something I don't if that by the way, that's what made you feel like god exists Yes, there's nothing out here that I've seen that makes me feel like people are actually lizards But then again talk to me. I grew up in South Carolina Talk to me when people used to see the lizard man all the time low country y'all know what I'm talking about 843 used to see the lizard man in some of the old South Carolina all the time. Okay. I've seen hags growing up So we're into doing something about it Do something That's not UFOs. Those are uh I don't know if I'm allowed to say it Those are uh, Chinese drones No, yeah, I give an agent say they are no, I'm not giving Chinese. No, I'm tell all right, whatever But there's Chinese drones and they basically hide them them in the cargo ships as they're coming over here They did send it hearing though and it's in here and said they they don't they don't they tell us that it was Just buying on us They're not gonna tell us that because then we look pussy for not doing it Are you telling me the time that I was laying in my bed? Yes And I felt like the hag was riding me and I couldn't move. Yeah, the sun was coming up I'll open my eyes and when I saw The thing from science just how I know movies are really based in a lot of reality when I saw the alien from Science standing over me. Yeah, you're telling me that was Chinese people. No, I don't think they have Chinese people in monks corner, South Carolina I don't I don't think I don't think that was anything. I think you just made that time. I did not I think you had you had sleep paralysis But I saw the thing from science standing over me. Yeah And I saw a UFO in 1985 When you were four years old I was about six or seven. Okay, you know, I mean I'll be 44 today tomorrow Recording just on Tuesday But I saw I was in my grandmother's yard playing and I saw the ufo hovering over the trees and then it just shot off That wasn't a Chinese drone, bro So you got it. No, no, I believe in aliens. I just don't think those things are aliens Charlie, you don't think it was just your imagination You know how like kids see like imaginary friends and shit like that. How do you know they don't I thought my three-year-old got a friend name at my three-year-old daughter has a friend name at Oh my god right now No I'm listening to her talking. She's telling me about things abby wants to do sometimes abby wants to do some crazy wild Shit, and I'm like Yo, abby got to be real because she's only three. Yeah, she's not learning this from anybody else She got white imaginary friends, bro. I don't know if abby might be white You know what I mean because I don't I don't know what that land we live on now used to be You know, I mean, I believe in spirits and stuff like that So that don't spook me out when I hit when I ever I hit kids they got an imaginary friend. I believe them I believe y'all ain't watching miss marvel, bro. No miss marvel is school y'all know about the jinn, right? What the jinn the jinn are like the what happened when I went to it? What the fuck did I come back? Pull up the jinn tailor the jinn are like these invisible beings that you know, they believe in uh, they talk about them in the Quran, you know what I mean? And this marvel's a muslim superhero. So, you know, there's jinn I actually think she might be part jinn miss marvel is Yeah, it's a new oh you gotta watch it. Oh captain marvels. No, no, no, no new miss good Come on, Alex Yo, you were fucking um, whatever that phobic is What's the phobic? You hit llama Miss marvel good is shit. Why is her superpower? You just have kids. That's why so I'm watching it by myself Yeah, I watched the episode. Yo, first of all, it's shot incredible. Yes. Can you tell me the production is nice? What her superpower is can she destroy tall buildings with a single bound? Actually She's learning her power. She does not shoot firecrackers out of here. It's just sparkly There's no way and her fist can get like real big Okay, in arabic mythology a jinn is a spirit unseen by humans with immense power Yes, jinn can also take on human or animal form and can possess inanimate objects But she can make her fists like really really big and she like walks on like this hard Crystallized light and she's in jersey bro word I told y'all I'm doing for my birthday. I'm the sheet that uh, if you drive down the turnpike In new on exit 14 They have miss marvel sitting on top of the welcome to new jersey son And I saw it come up my home girl shares with the share of beer. I saw her posted this morning I was like, yo, is that miss marvel sitting on top of the welcome to jerry son I gotta go see that for my birthday. Look at her. Yo. Camilla con Kamala con Yes You don't like it. Alex. It's it's it's mid Come on Bro, it's mid, dude That shit is good. No, bro. What makes it mean it's so it's appealing to kids like it's real cheesy. It's like rated g No, it's not good. Come on. Yo who got superpowers in the snow religious Oh, she's not in a religious religious. Yeah, but you have superpowers like, you know that there's something else going on No, but they have an explanation from the Quran as to why they got superpowers. Oh, I like that Okay, this shit is good. I don't know. Yo, this shit is good. Yo, I'm telling you like moon night was cool to me Moonlight was better than I enjoyed moon night for some reason. This is A lot easier for me to watch and more enjoyable, but it's the way it's shot Like it's because it's like and what does this have to do with moon night? I don't know. That's it's a fucking podcast. We ain't that the black gay, uh, shit What is that? What is that? Moonlight What the fucking y'all talking about Oh I don't know I tried to watch moonlight the one time I tried to watch moonlight. I was in anguilla and you know anguilla was not having They they just they jumped on the door. Excuse me, sir. That's right. What do you do? Are you playing the body boy movie? No, for real. It was like it was it was like it is blocked on this island Really? And then I was like No, sir, I mean no, sir, I mean no, sir, I mean It sounds wow I was just going to the closest one, you know The crazy part is the only thing of people will get mad about it the accident You just say what what accent was that doing that wasn't anguillin. No, that was so far Can we go back to the super muslims what what's the whole deal like I don't mean why so i'm only like episode three Episode three, but like what powers does she have like can she show her hair in public? Like what She actually does though, that's what's interesting really She always has her hair Also like the dynamic they show between her and her mother. I was talking to our guy humble smooth the humble to pour it Um, it's also humble humble a couple weeks ago in la and humble was saying how the depiction of the mother In this show is so true about what I guess just the way how but humble humbles humbles not muslim He's sick Oh He's but he's uh punjabi he's sick. Oh I'm just taking his word for it, man No, oh so he's saying that the the experience is very similar. That's what he said He said he said he said is very uh the mother is very on point true to true to the character To the daisy experience in north america. Yes Type type in miss marvel superpower. Yeah, I need to know her full superpower type in miss Yeah, ms marvel superpower. There you go right to the third one miss marvel powers Miss marvel you got to go to all okay. There you go Uh She had kambala has gained the ability to extend her limbs Uh alter her appearance in shift shape in several other manners She first used these powers unconsciously upon emerging from her pterogeneous cocoon Looking like her role model caro danvers the current captain marvel. So yeah, I mean like her. Yeah, her limbs extend She kid that's the that's this comic book version of on the on the tv show She can create this light that she like walks on and Uses the light as a shield. She throws it throws it at people It's good, man I don't know why alums don't like it other than phobias I don't throw that on me. This is what it's like by the way This is what it's like being white. You can't even say, you know, like nothing with that. It's just been racist Why are we acting like we don't know the rules now? So you love it. You love it. I love it. I love it. You and I lie Insha Allah I'm all about miss marvel. I'm gonna why can't she be captain though? I think in the comic book She does become captain marvel at some point the next captain marvel movie is a is a Collective. Oh, it's gonna be captain marvel caro. Damn. Oh, it's gonna be monica ramble Who's the black woman who ultimately becomes captain marvel and it's gonna be um Kamala come so it's gonna be like the wnba of the avengers Yeah No, that's that's absolutely what it is I I gotta give marvel credit, man Because I keep telling y'all one of the wackest scenes ever in marvel history was in avengers. Oh god when All the women start running at the same time all of them There's like she got help and the reason that was such a wax scene because it just showed how over the past decade marvel didn't like Really pour into their women characters because they got dope ass women superheroes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and they they they didn't like Investing to them the way do any of them get pregnant? Yeah Yeah, um, well eventually because uh, what did Even look from the fantastic force, uh, sewer riches Oh, mr. Stretch Well, you tell me it's incredible. This is oh The daddy stretches in um the fantastic for father stretches frank Read riches stretches. Oh sewer riches is the wife and then they have a son who's like one of the most powerful The most powerful mutant. Oh, really? Oh, yeah fire guy No Little girl with the red eyes Scarlet witch. Oh, yes. Yeah kids. Oh, so she gets pregnant No, she was like kind of like a macular concept. Oh, they weren't real kid. They were like in the world that she created Yeah, yeah, so I want to know I would love to see a pregnant I would love to see a pregnant marvel superhero. I'm sure you'll see that eventually And then how would they feel about roe vs. Wade? What would they do? I mean I would only assume that if you're a superhero, there's nothing that could like What baby anyway, what about that fist from mrs. Uh marvel. Yeah, okay, okay Okay, let's pay some bills I think we should pay some bills This guy this Andrew show guy man. He's a comedian. All right Oh, we just came back From vacation. I have a I didn't come back from vacation. I was actually on a work trip, but I'm going on vacation Uh, but I gotta salute babble, you know for all your summer travels, man babble Babble is the language learning app that sold more than 10 million subscriptions. 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No, put the sign up salute the young miami man. Yeah, let me tell you something Your sign making abilities are incredible and you know me and two pot calves don't nobody else care now Let me tell you something. She's holding that sign up for diddy salute the diddy did he won the lifetime achievement award at the bt awards You know, uh, this this past week Did he is on stage did he is thanking people, you know, he Rest in peace camporta gave camporta a lot of love talk about how you miss camporta He thanked cassey, you know, and um, you know young miami. I guess is one of his His his his I guess they got something going on and so she was holding this sign up for puff Puff did not acknowledge the sign and I see people giving young miami flak for that but It does not matter that puff did not acknowledge her and she's still rooting for puff Okay, because sometimes you root for people and they don't give you Back what you want, but that doesn't mean that you don't stop rooting for them and that's not your motherfucking team You know how I know that because i'm a Dallas cowboy fan Okay All right So I don't like how y'all doing young miami Young miami is repping for her guide man and actually on my birthday I want to see a few people with some go shawla signs. Yo, just like that. That's a great idea I want to see it You know what I mean? I want some of that love that young miami Uh showed the uh mr. Sean combs y'all She was in the the movie that I did with eddie murphy young miami. Yes, the fuck out of here. She was in it You saw yes carissa Uh, well, I don't I would never say that name to her just uh randomly. What role does she play? Uh, Uh, I think she plays herself. Maybe really well, I don't know lala's in it too. Yeah So her and uh young miami, but um, I mean she just has a heart it asks super fat juicy But everything we said on the podcast That is the most offensive thing. I don't know why that I don't know why that came off so well. That shit is crazy, dude That shit is crazy Like you ain't married so crazy. I'm italian, bro I'm italian, dude. I'm italian, bro You got to treat me as as the person I am which is an italian man You know me and when she came through with the super fat dump dump, you know what I mean? Turd color just swaying in the wind I was looking at it And I was like god damn that shit could gobble up some toilet paper city boy with it. Say what did you want a city boy with it? City boy with it. Hey city boy with it Jesus christ no, but that's what I said when I saw it too. I was like jesus christ Now yeah stuff like that make you believe in god. Oh, absolutely a hundred percent man What what one time for the culture Say what? Hey I bet you won't get on the mic and say that you scared of jt. You scared of young miami I bet you won't get on the mic What did you just say? It's a bbl. You don't know that's a lie. I don't believe that That's that 305 that ain't no bbl. That's the mi8. No, that's what that is. Let's be very clear No, no, no young miami ain't got no bbl. No, that's empanadas. That's that mi8 That's that's 305 That's that finger licking. You hear me? That's yams. All right, soul food miami I'm fucking proud of my habit show. Yeah, yeah, because y'all want to say y'all like natural women and everything else like that But look at y'all falling over with someone that we never said that. Young miami is natural. I never said I like natural women Who said that? Don't put those words in my mouth. How was she not? I'm not saying she didn't have a nice vibe before the bbl, but let's be very clear as to bbl I never thought young miami had a bbl ever I'm not lying And I don't believe you we don't know about you trying to make her gmo You try to make her gmo and she's organic. You should be ashamed of yourself You should be ashamed of yourself young miami. Yo, young miami Was real her name is tayla haze young miami jt. You want to put a claim to it? Let's go Jt said jt said don't be one of these women that she can identify and put a face to Not be the same way. All right. Oh wow, it's on them and she's from philly. It's on say from the same place It's not a problem. Nothing against me. Can you tell us your problem though? Like please like I just got back from a honeymoon. I please can you tell me a problem? Like I would love that like Just another problem. Like, yo, we're talking about we're talking about rovers way. She said three things We said one girl had a fat ass He turned into god damn Yo, come on get over here ready to wild out against young miami. No, this She doesn't have a bbl. I have a bbl. I could smell it That's just natural. I can really I can like clarence thomas right now Oh Bro, that's facts Can we I'm being serious. I I saw that thing jiggle jiggle I don't think my amy got no bbl. No Yo, now you try now you call her an iphone Yo, you're disrespectful. Yo Yo, you are wild You wild yo, that is kind of crazy to like Exactly man update. I'm just saying what I realized being a natural woman. I realize how do you know you're natural There's room. No, how do you know you're natural? That's all these hormones in your food. This room was already Yeah, this room was already the same way that you got a bbl They wish no, they did say that I don't know. No, you also got a tbl I got what you got a thot but let's wait No, bro, they said Brazilian butler. Oh, yeah, brazilian thot They said the reason you lost to andrew and that race is because you tried to run too soon after the surgery. That's true I've heard that about you didn't I heard That's true. That's back because you spread you see how you spread rumors about young miami But people say the same thing about Because we're living an era where any girl that's thick people automatically say they got surgery Right and that's why I'm saying I'm getting mad though at that because Come to the natural people. We don't have it. We don't know if you're natural don't don't identify as natural Don't identify as natural. I'm natural. There's no proof. You're natural. There's no proof. You're natural. You impossible me all of you Oh Stop playing with me. No, you're not Not one girl lower mary and look like you That's why I'm so natural. Get the fuck out of here. No, no bb. Yeah, you might have gotten one. You might have gotten one for real You might have gotten a bbl Oh, we're not on mic for some reason. You're not on mic. Can you waddle that bbl over there? You know, don't don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Don't objectify yourself. Yeah, go go It's not hers to objectify. She's leasing it when you gotta give it back when you You gotta give that When you gotta get up big and do you get a free update? Are you eligible for a free update? Are you eligible for uh, are you eligible for new thighs? Are you eligible for free thighs with your update? Huh, huh Okay, can you go explain why why your body's not yours go My body is mine. Yeah, but it's an issue Honestly, your body is not yours. It's the supreme courts. That's facts No, for real. Damn your body. Oh, dr. Miami I know I saw it in you. What happened? You just fucked up when you think about it, Joe Now I really just fucked up. What well, what if they what if they're Down for the surgeries you want to do No, they probably won't be why you uh I don't know the way things are going. They probably won't be yo Oh, no, cuz y'all spending your own money. It's not like it's taxpayer dollars. Yeah, I'm gonna be in use for that kind of stuff My money don't jiggle jiggle it foes. Let's do some asking idiots Taylor I didn't mean it. What was that it depressed me too. They said they said already you have fake feet even They didn't say that that was a rumor going around you have fake feet that you got your feet done. Is that true? Yo, that's true. I don't know what to tell you. This is this is Rudy Giuliani is a what is roe versus wade Is that a one-on-one basketball game between? No, let me retry that joke and make it even longer now, right? Hey guys, what is roe versus wade with really is it Did you see Rudy Giuliani? Giuliani Did you see him say that he got assaulted at a supermarket, bro? This is all the mob had to do to him, bro Think about that This is all the mob had to do to him, bro. It's just pat him on the fucking back He would have ran scared took out the whole mob all they had to do is pat Rudy needs love Yeah, you know how you know that man needs love this man thought a pat on the back was an assault Yeah, let me look at that means he's never he never got any type of validation Ever look at and then it was two This is the thing one guy patched him and then the woman rubs him and he thinks it's an assault. Why? Yeah, look pat rubbed down I'm gonna be why that woman rub it down. So because they planted something on him, bro That's what that was Rudy you thinking about this all wrong You got something planted on you that dude hit you on the back to put it there And then she rubbed you on the back to make sure it stayed there whatever it was Okay, something happens to Rudy in the next couple of weeks What do you think it is that right there? They planted something on Rudy like a disease. I don't know, but this is very odd You don't think this this is like a fucking pick and roll You know what I mean like literally watch the guy pat and then watch the woman and then she rubs it in immediately Oh, she's in on it. You're saying either that are That was a really hard slap I think I think that he slapped the shit out of him now Imagine someone slap your wife like that. Oh we fight we fight you so it's a soul Boom imagine someone walks up behind your wife slaps her. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what's interesting about this We're looking at this video and we're saying odd any shit. Why did everybody react the way that she must have been loud or something Right, that's the thing like I think they doctored the footage. I think they slow it down a little bit right when he Like look how everybody looks like look look like this isn't normal like and then she rubs everybody's like what the fuck like Yeah Look at look at the other people and see if they slow it down right when he slaps Is it body? No, no, no, no, no You think that was a real assault? I think that's I think it's an assault if if three of those dudes were in your backyard Them back slappers three Rudy Giuliani's three well three Rudy Giuliani's has a different situation, but three back slappers I don't know bro. I'm just saying this is yo don't run up on me and just slap me in my back while I'm talking to my Yeah, it is boundaries. That's why you know everybody got mad at Michael Jordan because they were like Oh Michael Jordan didn't want to take the picture with the kids man. I'm just like yo everybody got boundaries You know what I mean? Do I think this is an assault? No, but now that I'm looking at the footage a little bit more and I'm watching everybody's reaction I'm like, uh, but don't touch me Don't touch me if you don't that's right if you don't touch me then we won't even have these problems You know also were they cool or was he talking shit afterwards because he got arrested do got arrested All right, so then he didn't like him It's one thing if you walked up somebody pat them on the side deck. I love you, bro. Keep up the great work That's nothing but if you tap them and then go fuck you get out of my grocery store. Okay, now we're gonna have problems Yeah, I don't know what he said to him, but clearly, uh Even even Rudy reacts. I should want to hurt a little bit, bro Yeah, maybe I cannot believe I'm sitting in here deciding where Rudy Giuliani. I'm not siding I'm just looking at the evidence and I'm like, you know what? It should do look kind of sketchy We'll have what he said So I get out I walk to the men's room I come out of the men's room a group of people are around me hugging me kissing me Telling me Andrew is great and all of a sudden I feel a shot on my back. Somebody shot him like somebody shot me. Oh god I I went forward, but luckily I didn't fall down Lucky I'm a 78 year old is in pretty good shape because if I wasn't I'd hit the ground and probably cracked my skull and then I look around and the guy says words. I can't repeat You And then he goes on and on and on yelling and screaming. He moves away yelling and screaming Uh things like You're gonna kill babies. Your people are gonna kill bait. Not babies. You're gonna kill women I don't I don't fucking know what's going on in the world. Leave people to fucking alone. Keep your hands to yourself Yeah, don't touch people. He's soft if Michael Jordan don't want to take pictures with you He don't want to take pictures with you, bro What's Michael Jordan's big thing about the pictures? I don't know. I just know all these people are old. I've joined 67 years old at some point You don't want to be fucking bothered. I don't have a problem with Michael Jordan not wanting to take pictures And I hate people say things like oh, we buy his shoes and we support him God bless You chose to do that. You don't do it for him. Exactly I don't like that. I created a product and y'all go out and consume it. He owes you nothing after that Yeah, I probably I know you might want to think otherwise, but he owes you absolutely positively nothing After that. I mean, it'd be nice to take pictures. You got to pay the joy zone Do you think Michael Jordan knows you a picture? No, no one owes you but it's night, you know, it's nice to We all would want to picture Michael Jordan. We grew up watching that goat that legend Yeah, but I also if somebody tells me they don't want a picture. I don't take a fence I I met Prince God bless the day First thing I said the prince was I grew up joven witness too because I couldn't think of nothing else to say Oh, that's a great thing that what he said and did I ask for a picture? What he said? He was like, no He doesn't want to take pictures right now Me being the person I am at the time not respecting boundaries Decided to take a picture of prince when he was floating off That man floated away that man had on a purple cake That man floated away. I took the picture of Prince from the back So I got Prince from the back nice coughed hair purple cake. Yeah off the ground. You can see him floating I'm like, oh shit. Like we're looking at the picture me and be angeli I think our producer Q at the time Sasha might have been there. I'm not sure I'm showing him the picture I'm like, yo, look at this. Yo, this guy is floating Several seconds later where that picture was in my phone. Just a black space So No, I believe I believe you bro. So and what happened? Did you post it for like black rights? Like just Yo When I went to saturday night live one night with the night chris rock hosted And prince performed and you know on tv when you're watching saturday night live when the performance is over It goes to commercial. Yeah when you're there when the performance is over you can see the artist leave the stage prince finished The lights went dark but it's still like lights on the stage. He jumps off the stage and vanishes I'm talking about like I'm like, bro. I'm not even joking. I'm talking like Charlotte stop. Yeah I'm friends right now performing But there's nothing in front of him. It was just space So this guy vanishes in the thin motherfucking air, bro. Okay the guy in front of me Kind of looks around and I look at my wife. I'm like, yo, did you see him just vanish? And then the guy looks at me. He goes He said vanish, right? And I said, yeah, you saw him just vanish and he goes This is saturday night live It's literally like if I could jump right there in the middle of that floor and disappear That's what prince did I don't even know what to say right now. Can we do some asking? Please can we do some asking idiots? I feel like I'm being judged Yo, you said you had an announcement. Yeah, I announced that You said you can't know you on next week next week. I'll announce the next let's do some asking idiots Oh, hold on. We got to talk about that real quick. All right Put a button on the row versus row view a thing CBS rioting and walmart will soon limit the number Of the emergency contraceptives that people can buy on its website and in its stores after last week supreme court ruling I don't know what what's an emergency. Yeah, I thought it was just plan b. I don't know what emergency contraceptive is I think that is The same one in the same so women. I think I read women can only get like four or six four to six Yeah, I think three three per what? I mean, they just out of time. Yeah How many you fucking need but yo, they're like stockpiling on them in case which is smart Oh, they do it like they did with uh lean Well, when you buy like you got to show your idea. Yeah, when you buy plan b. You got to show idea And I think you got to sign something too Well, tell it do tell the floor is yours I've I've purchased something I'm ashamed to say I took lambi before And you know No, you had to show your idea though. Maybe you didn't get plan b. Um, no What you got that bootleg shit in Philly? No, I didn't You go to cvs and I was Wow, I'm not sure my age. Um I was 16 Mind you, I took it could I was just mad fear of my parents if I wasn't good by the way I used to condom the still scare. Oh, yeah, I was Right What why would he know the story? Did your mom know this story? Why would she know the story? She knows now continue They'll listen to the show They will this episode This is before after the bbl Anyways, definitely before you don't have to sign it and I don't remember them checking my id To Andrew's point though, how many plan bs do you need though? Yeah, I mean god damn what Whole summer is canceled. Yo, okay. Yeah, all right. Whole summer is canceled All right, and what a bummer too because this is the first summer that people are actually going to be able to go party Yeah, people outside like people are gonna have so much unprotected sex shut down by motherfuckers who ain't outside Clarence Thomas ain't outside. Yeah, Amy Coney Barrett ain't outside. Is she's a no to it too? What did the women how did the women vote? Yeah, Amy voted for Amy voted uh, the uh reverse it And then Amy voted to reverse it Brett Kavanaugh voted to reverse it Clarence Thomas Uh, Samuel our title or whatever the fuck his name is and it was another one. I can't remember the name But just the the women on the there's only Amy Coney Barrett voted there's three ain't there three voted uh The upholded of course But Amy Coney Barrett voted so the other two women voted to uphold. There's three women on the supreme court Isn't there there's the soto mayor or some shit because Katanti brown jackson that on yeah Yeah, oh really? Yeah, huh? Yeah, but god bless man. I just know whole summer is canceled and y'all just gonna have to like Be responsible. I guess that's what Kamala has was trying to say on her interview with data bash when she was like Think about your sons That's the only thing I could think of I was just like because it felt kind of weird to like bring it to the Suns at a time like this one This is the issue that's affecting women But it's just like yo, you gotta I guess you're gonna have to be more responsible Yo, you can't be out of shooting clubs up you're gonna have to wear condoms You're gonna have to figure it out. You can't be out of this sleeping with random people. You know what I mean? So God bless man. Elena Kagan Elena. She's a third. It is three. She didn't vote for it. She didn't vote to overturn Yeah, she didn't vote over so who's the five judges that voted over turning Brett Kavanaugh Clarence thomas Wasn't it six three or am I Tony Barrett? Roberts who? John g roberts john g roberts and samuel alito or whatever, right? Yeah All right, let's do some asking idiots. Taylor Let's move to ranger ranger the goat ranger coming up during idiot. Let's go when um next time here in new york That's my guy. Oh, I'm so excited for that. Let's do some asking idiots. Let's see what we got Let's see what we got music clips from the version. No Oh, you gotta see I just saw the cup noodles thing. I thought it was amazing Ray jay's a goat Wait, is this with the baby thing? Yeah. Yeah when he's holding the baby and singing on stage. Yeah Ray jay hard rich. I think that's a very appropriate record, especially after the roviewade decision No, not one wish when he kept saying my baby's born until the baby's born until the baby's born You didn't hear that? Let's do the asking idiots. Um Shit Cloud hopper said is the gap between the has and have nots bigger than ever you think Feels like At this moment in time it absolutely positive. It feels like I mean we knew that the wage gap I mean the wealth gap, you know, this is a big ass gap But it don't feel like people it don't feel like anybody's getting any closer to closing it. I'll tell you that one Okay, this is what i'm thinking The gap is still the same distance, right? It's just our money is worth less now because of inflation so now Like this is the amount of money you need before like six months ago. This is the amount of money you need to make to survive and This is how much money you make right and then billionaires are up here, right? Then all of a sudden with inflation the value of the money that you make went down like this So the amount of money you need to make to survive is up here. You're below it So it feels like you are hurting but these billionaires also lost that percentage of their wealth At the same time, you know, uh, I mean the stock market is taking a fucking hit right now Like you could make the argument that the really rich people are probably Worth less now because they're so invested into like the stock market But because they have so much more that little dent doesn't hurt them It's like when a billionaire gets a fucking traffic ticket. It's like, yeah, I don't care about this Where regular person gets practically like fuck that fuck my week up. Yeah, that's not the week That's you can fuck your month. Yeah, you know if you are somebody who because of inflation, you know Money is tighter. Exactly that one little ticket could fuck you up now You can't pay this bill if you were living week to week and now your money's worth 10 less You're underneath the amount you need like it's yes, it's terrifying So the answer yes No, I don't think the discrepancy is different. I guess what I'm saying, but this is now we're just getting into math uh, I I think Yeah, I don't know. It's weird man. I was watching my wife. My wife was watching this fucking like, uh, house wives of dubai or some kind of show Right and um, I think people if you make money and you work hard and you should be able to spend on whatever the fuck you want That's great But in dubai it's like a status symbol to have a license plate that has less letters So if you have a license plate that's just d5 That goes like 30 million dollars just to have that license plate because it's a super flex That's when it's like a little bit much, right? It's like that license plate doesn't serve you in any way You know if you if you like a piece of clothing you like a fucking like what's like? Yes, it's a status symbol that people can appreciate But maybe you're really into that piece of clothing Maybe you're really into a car. Maybe a license plate 33 million dollars. You could have don't need that to people who are full on the license plate cost 33 million the fuck So it's like that's the type of thing where you look at it And I understand like the resentment of maybe like the uber wealthy from some people because it's like But we're looking at it from our perspective too though Yeah, that's nothing You know what I mean? Like somebody might look at you watching you like oh that watch cost whatever amount of money That's a waste of fucking money And I agree with them in that regard right because they can't decide what that means to me I guess what I'm saying is like if I was like an aficionado about this thing and it really meant something to me Then okay, that's cool. I don't think anybody's a license plate of fissionado I think that's strictly a status symbol. It's just over there over there and I'm like that's so dumb like I don't know I get what you say and you'll spend 33 million dollars on a pool in your backyard because you fucking love Swimming like that to me is fine. You're getting something out of it. I don't care But doing that just so strangers can be like that guy has money. That shit seems Yeah, man, maybe I'm a hypocrite because I have you know useless material goods, too I guess if for me it just seems so extreme Yeah, all of our status symbols are different should Jordan's a status symbol 100 you know what I mean? But if it makes you really happy You know and I guess maybe the license plate makes you really fucking happy like I don't know how does it like like a sneaker. I can understand and making you happy Yeah, I think some people even just the flexing makes them happy So, yeah, I guess but then it's totally dependent on like what other people think That's social media, but in that corny a little bit Yeah, we all got all we all have that in us all right There's no question But it's a little bit corny when like the only satisfaction you get is by other people Saying oh wow that person is really rich not like other people think oh that person is artistic Or that person is talented or that person has a thing or like even if you have this crazy house If it's designed beautifully or like you put like cool furniture and these types of things in it like That's cool. Like it's I'm sure like when your wife shows off your home to her to like friends It's like a sense of like joy for her because she put this thing together, right? I think anything tangible is cool. The corny thing the things I think a corny is like If if if the flex for you is like access You know what I mean meaning like just because you can get into a certain club or because you have Proximity to certain people like you see those type of people on social media all the time I people that They'll go to nbc and take a picture in front of the nbc logo or the netflix logo or you you meet somebody Yeah, take a picture like I think when you flex access it's super Super corny because what is that? Yeah, you know, I mean at least this stuff at least the license plate The painting whatever that's something tangible You can look at and see corny because the license plate is that access thing that you're talking about But at least that but the thing isn't even that cool That's why I mean shit gonna change. I mean it's crazy as it sounds Access to an abortion if things keep going the way they are that's gonna be a flex You know, I mean, I guess gonna be one of those things people like where did you get that from like girls They're gonna take pictures in front of the clinic like they do when they're people are in Netflix for like meetings They might and I'm I'm gonna tell you why they might because it's gonna be an active rebellion You know what I mean, especially if they said if they was talking about setting up those uh I can't remember what they call them now, but setting up those like places like at the edge of like certain land Like a federal land thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were gonna Put clinics on federal land because the only law that applies there is federal law And if it's federally legal to still do then you could do it You think that they're not going to take pictures in front of that? Absolutely, absolutely. They're going to take pictures from it because it's going to be an active rebellion It's going to be active. Fuck y'all America. You know what I mean? I thank you Joe Biden or whoever did it, you know what I mean? That's absolutely about to happen Let's do this last one and get the fuck out of here. This is from amjdkdr. What is america's kryptonite? agreed Well, we are willing to sell our fucking souls for money like Most american corporations are willing to sell Their fucking soul for money and if that money comes from other countries that money comes from here No matter where the money comes from they will do anything they will monetize anything There's no limit. It doesn't matter what the fuck it is. If they can be sold, they'll do it We'll sell our most priceless buildings. We'll sell it's not just us and see, you know Most countries that are uh, that that's just the limit to capitalism really it's like if it's to the highest bidder And you have countries out there that can bid something really high Or you have independently wealthy people out there that can bid something really high Then people are going to sell it and then you lose control of maybe some of your most valuable assets And that's kind of a shame a little bit like don't you want america to own america's shit like What if you found out the white house was really owned by like black people? Well, that'd be kind of cool if they're american black people we built it Did you build it? I don't know me That's not true. I don't know. I mean, I'm sure. Yeah, we built the white house. Did you I didn't know Yes, ladies both white. Is that right? Yeah um You want to know something interesting I learned uh when I was out there in early Greek buildings and statues and roman buildings and statues were painted So these like white limestone buildings that we have replicated and I thought you posted Yeah, and like so many countries in europe have replicated like the white house is a replica of something that never existed like that Life was colorful back then they would like paint in all these colors So it just so happens that it kind of looks really cool, right like the way you see sculptures now You're like, oh, it's cool that they had a design perfectly like that But it was quite colorful But how funny is that like in our efforts to like impress the world by having this ancient looking building We're really just It's complete cap. It's like we just proved we don't even know what the fuck was going on I like what you said. We called it the white house. You definitely cause it was it was even white Maybe there was no more colors. Yeah. Um, I like what you said because in my mind America's kryptonite is white supremacy But white supremacy is rooted in greed It's it's rooted in greed is above everything. It just happens white people had the power Right, but if anybody who has access to power Usually is corrupted by greed regardless. What color they are. Yeah, so it's like it's your point about to monetize everything They were monetizing people Hell, yeah and Yeah, and it's disgusting and you don't care and you just go okay. Well, this gets me the thing I want and I don't have to care about those people and how they feel Because I get the thing that I want and that's where it gets a little bit gross Like you want to you hope that when you're in that situation you want to help people or empower people and but who knows maybe Maybe we get in that situation. We don't do it And we just keep on thinking of more things that we want to buy and more things we want to consume And then we're complete fucking hypocrites. I don't know. I'm not in their shoes. So I don't know what the fuck is there We tend to become what we hate I mean, it's interesting because even if you got rid of like let's just say you got rid of white supremacy Let's say you got rid of all prejudices everything. Yeah white supremacy homophobia Miss marvel phobia Whatever it whatever it is all of them They'd still be Class issues as long as their money. There's still people who would want More because that would be the flex Right being as rich as possible would be the power in order to be as rich as possible Somebody has to be oppressed In some way shape or form somebody has to be marginalized in some way shape or form So it wouldn't be necessarily the white dynamic Oppressing everybody it would be just who has the most oppressing people 100% I think and I'm sure a lot, you know, this has been said a lot and I don't want to like discredit, you know racism or the history of racial struggle in america, but a lot of I think our racist issues are class issues that are They're manifested as race when you have legislation That is racist put into communities you start to develop these extreme class Uh discrepancies and those class discrepancies Manifest themselves and people having like racist feelings about certain groups They're not fair because they weren't given the same opportunities as other groups to increase economically, right? So it's like this This racist thing That was started from a greed thing You know, I mean like greed creates the racist thing Like initially everybody's fucking slaves, right? You're in europe. It's like they'll put anybody don't slave anybody like I was in fucking there was a black emperor of rome I didn't even know that back in the day. So the way that they paint The rome and empire was like, yo if you're part of it, you can run it as long as you get with I don't get me I'm sure there's fucking tons of racism, but it stretches throughout the whole world whatever but it's just interesting to see how like a Greed complex can create a racism complex could that then creates legislation that reinforces Yeah All those feelings. It's like Addis, yeah, it's all about that power dynamic, right? Like you can create a caste system anywhere. Like, you know, you In india the stories by europeans who went and oppressed the irish, you know what I mean? They were all White skin scottish too. You know what I mean? Yeah, we live at dude. There's a history of fucking oppression There's a history of dude. There's a history of uh of uh What is it called uh when you take people's culture? Was it called social appropriation? Yeah, like the romans just did what the greeks did and the french just did what the romans did Like everybody was stealing each other's shit and like bro. I mean it was The more you learn about like humanity the more you see the behavior repeated and we live in this really interesting time where like Life is good enough for most people where we can reflect on like how you treat one another This is the first time this has kind of really happened right back in the day Like you look at these periods in time. You're like, oh, everybody was balling during the renaissance It's like, no, they weren't One percent of people were balling and the rest of the people were living a fucking squalor and it was really tough We just didn't write any books about those people so It's a really cool time where we can at least go. Hey, that's not fair. How are you treating that person? How can we make that More fair and we're not Perfect at it by any means But the fact that we live in a moment where we can at least acknowledge it and like try to do something about it and like call out People in power. That's right. That's kind of I don't know trending, right? We'll see what happens man, uh america Personally, I think we're fucked, but you're gonna have fun while we're here. I believe in america I don't I just you know what it is. I don't believe in people. I believe in the idea Of america. Yes. I don't believe in people The idea of america's fantastic freedom Justice liberating equality for all but people will fuck up anything People will fuck up the most perfect things god. They fuck up. God. How do you fuck up god, bro? That's what people do. We fuck things up and it's we got to find systems that work With our imperfections and we will make those things imperfect Do you think before we get out here? Do you think that that's the problem? You know how they have in these conversations about like people on the supreme court need to have term limits Like you need to be too old. Do you think every sex amount of years we need to update our system? Don't you think we might be just living in an outdated system? I mean people go back and forth on this and we should probably have one of these like super smart lawyers that like understands constitutional law But like dr. Uma Yes, we need dr. Um, I would love to have dr. Um, but like I don't know. Maybe Yeah All of religion. I think you're government. Yeah, I think you're supposed to like Reflect the time that you're living in and I think the fear For some people is like well times change and people are capable of horrendous things like you look back into like Fucking paganism like before catholicism has spread throughout like Rome in the world Even during the catholic period, but like it was fucked up, bro They're like fucking little kids and shit like that like there's no rules whatsoever People just indulge in whatever they want to do like you go to you know, like uh mount visuvious like panpei You know that big fucking volcano like apparently like they the volcano erupts and like it keeps intact What the town was like and like you there was a brothel that had pictures of what you could do with like these heinous sex acts Do a menu a menu bro because people couldn't speak the language It might be just like fishermen that just showed up. They'd be like that's a making restaurant. No side of me. That's it man That's it So it's like there's part of me that looks at that and then I see how corrupt and fucked up and foul humans can get And what we're capable of and I'm like, maybe we do need Uh, we we need some sort of like rule that just checks ourselves from devolving into complete The botry Well, I'm sure that's why those systems were created because I guarantee you if they had a menu But it's little shit that was going on But and that's a problem is that Like, I don't know you always hear about what happens to these these rich people parties, right? And it's just like crazy drugs all this fucked up fuck this stuff the other and stuff like that And it's like well, what if only those people had all the power completely unchecked? Yeah, would they start making that okay for them and their friends to do everywhere and nobody could tell them Not to do that. That's what it feels like it's happened People are subjugated like now. That's what feels like it's happening because when you put certain people in positions of power In regards to them creating legislation. They'll do stuff like this Because it benefits them. Absolutely. Wow. I don't know That's where you see like the you call them the quote-unquote religious nutjobs, but maybe in their mind They're going Do you know what this thing can turn into? Do you know what fucking human beings are capable of without a backbone? And I maybe that is what very religious people feel like they that's why religion is dangerous, man Because no written word should be like the end all be all forever And forever Like the bible is forever the bible is homophobic. It's misogynistic. Yes, it's sex. It's like yes, but at the same time You know fucked up Like I think that there's like a joke about this problem But you know how everybody talks about like the catholic priests are like fucking all the boys and stuff like that That's just like well everybody was fucking boys before them Like the amount of boy fucking has went down so much So like maybe that's they they get that I don't know what just happened. I think I I was I was with him. He had me he had me and then I was like, I don't know what the fuck No, I guess I guess what I'm trying to say is like they they some like rule of law came around that said Hey, you guys are doing too much crazy shit and needs to cut the fuck chill the fuck out Now we're going to be overly strict and people are like god damn This was so strict But then the opposite side of the pendulum is way too crazy So how do we maintain this middle ground and every culture has their version of it their version of this like a representative democracy or Whatever it is where people go. Hey, these are the rules and we try to uphold the constitution But shit changes and it gets better and it gets more equitable And then the fear is that it gets too open and too free and then people start getting Subjugated to treatment that they should not be Yeah, I wonder if you even know right or wrong if there are no rules What if we're making everything up, bro? What do you know I'm saying like what like what if what if certain things are only bad because we say it's bad And because we've been hurt here and it's so bad for so long when you do it you like I feel ashamed like you know what I mean Bro, they're I'm just saying like we think it's fucked up to have more than one wife They're come their countries and their cultures where it's completely Tolerable to have that. Whoa, but here it is illegal. Whoa As it should be okay I'm just saying right like we're all subscribing to some rules And then we think that those rules are you know, what is it? Ordained by god, is that it? Ordained by god, but like they're different gods. They got different rules All right, y'all Um, I think we did I don't know what we did. I mean, but hopefully you guys are thinking about these things. That's all that's all This is about okay smart people Talking dumb shit are dumb people talking smart shit. Yes. Okay. 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