 Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome to skip dictation live. I'm Sherman and in case you're new to the stream This is where you can ride along while I record my skip to shore So today we are going to be doing SCP 3307 title cornacopu ass Content warning today is going to be gross this skip is gross a lot of poop jokes and vomit jokes and scatological humor so If you don't like those kind of jokes if you don't like watching someone pretending to dry heave a lot This is this is gonna be a gross video But that's us near the end that so you can watch the first half and Get to the end of there. I'll warn you before that stuff's coming. The rest of this is pretty simple and As we read along you'll get out. You'll get an idea what we're talking about Starting at the top Let me pull up the live chat so I can see you guys's comments Remember for those who are new. I will check the comments in between takes Just because I have the notifications quieted that way they don't interrupt the recording so Now I can see the live chat SCP 3307 Let's give this a roll Drink drink drink right here. We go item number SCP 3307 object class Euclid special containment procedures SCP I Didn't like the way I said that s voice crack No good We want perfection in our art SCP 3307 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell currently in site 17 The containment chamber for SCP 3307 is modified to allow for transport and disposal of produced materials through a garbage shoot installed on a wall in In order to limit production of unwanted materials Personnel are to avoid line of sight with SCP 3307 when outside of a testing environment if Transportation is necessary SCP 3307 must be rendered unconscious or otherwise made unable to detect the presence of any personnel interacting with it Food items produced by SCP 3307 outside of a testing environment are to be confiscated and destroyed immediately Just got clean with rope It's a bit of a Flemie day Lot of throat clearing grossness Don't want that to interrupt with the sound description SCP 3307 squeaky voice no squeaky voice description SCP So apparently today my kryptonite is starting sentences with the letter s because I try and high-pitched them and My voice does not want to do that today so SCP SCP Sometimes you just got to warm up a little more SCP Wake up voice wake up voice SCP 3307 description SCP 3307 formerly known as agent J Is a human rail a Human rail give that guy a cheeseburger. I'm glad it's a short SCP because I am a failure at reading today Wait, where was I even? J boob is a human male roughly 32 years of age SCP 3307 has no abnormal outward characteristics and is physically healthy However, when in the presence of any other human SCP 3307 will put will put will put its begin to produce food not Will put silly humans when will they learn? Never mind all that then SCP 3307 will begin to produce food or drink inside its body Which is expelled by vomiting or defecation This food forms in the stomach via an unknown process and Travels up the esophagus or down the intestines depending on the type of material created This process does not cause SCP. This process does not cause SCP 3307 SCP 3307 SCP 3307 This process does not cause SCP 3307 any physical distress as SCP 3307's internal organs appear to be able to expand to allow harmless transport of materials But can cause significant psychological distress as SCP 3307 experiences trouble breathing while expelling food through the mouth Since recovery SCP 3307 has not felt the need to eat and has been unable to stomach any food. It has been given Food items produced by SCP 3307 are edible and have roughly the same nutritional value as a normal food item would SCP 3307 is able to prove. I think the number is a tongue twister today For some reason I can't say 3307 SCP 3307 And also the word produce seems to be a problem. I think I see the word produce and I try and say it immediately Even if it's not the next word in line because I keep saying produce, but I keep skipping the words before it I think normal food item would SCP 3307 is able to produce virtually any food or combination of foods The type of food or drink created appears to depend on the individual SCP 3307 has been exposed to and is almost always identified by the individual as a comfort food or favorite food Solid food items are expelled through the mouth or anus in some instances Liquid food items are most often expelled in a manner similar to urination Due to the method by which food and drink items are produced most individuals report feeling disgusted by the process and will not willingly consume poop And will not willingly consume produced items. I wouldn't either It's gross. Hi, my name is agent J. Boop, and I am a human vending machine Disgusted by the process will not willingly consume produced items if exposed to multiple individuals at the same time food production will begin in the order Food production will begin in order of Appearance or something. We'll look in a second Cut and paste cut and paste Food production will begin in order of which individual was perceived first SCP Gosh darn it Got the morning stutters all over the place. All right, here we go SCP 3307 was recovered following a field mission on 11 23 During which Boop members of Mobile Task Force Theta 90 Angle grinders were exposed to a class 2 spatial anomaly Agent J. Boop was for approximately 30 minutes missing in action Having reportedly lost contact with the rest of his team after being pulled into the spatial anomaly I Fumbled the word anomaly there Didn't like it having reportedly lost contact. That's where we're starting up having reportedly lost contact having reportedly lost contact Having reportedly lost contact with the rest of his team after being pulled into the spatial anomaly Following this agent Boop was ejected unharmed along with what appears to be a decorative plastic cornucopia Which has since been confiscated After recovery of agent Boop and subsequent discovery of the anomalous effects and Subsequent discovery of anomalous effects agent Boop was designated SCP 3307 and contained Let's cut that little bit out. Nope not going with that little break Which has since been confiscated? Okay, I was gonna delete all that but that's a lot more good material. I'm just gonna fix that one line Mew everything Which has since been confiscated All right cut and paste that into the line so I don't have a pause in there Go ahead and continue All right, so the testing long is where things get gross so if you want to leave because I'm gonna start having to make vomiting sounds and poop grunts, I guess the best way to describe it then I bid you adieu have a great Afternoon check out my patreon on your way out If not Then it's time for the gross stuff This is the testing log. They're gonna send 2d class in to visit and it's gonna get gross. Oh boy Show testing log 3 307-14 be That ready open that tab 3 13 Personnel tested D 14892 and D 14873 note D 14892 was equipped with a cellular phone modified to only receive text messages from Dr. Reynard who was observing The who was observing Observing is a word. That's a word. You can totally say because it's a real word You're totally not gonna mess that one up who was observing via security camera placed in SCP 3307 containment chamber SCP 3307 was initially unwilling to cooperate and suffered mild Mild I Swear I'm gonna make an update an outtake video one of these days and it's gonna be amazing just cuts of every time I mess up saying things That's gonna be my bread and butter right there everyone's gonna be so happy at the Video of every time I said a word wrong But they were produce a core Was unwilling to cooperate? Yes unwilling to cooperate as was my vocal cords and Suffered mild psychological distress during and following the interview begin log D 14892 and 14873 enter SCP 3307 containment chamber SCP 3307 is sitting at a table with two plates two glasses and cutlery SCP 3307 has closed its eyes and covers its ears Trat All but that last line Alright, I warned you guys. We're getting to the gross part Leave now or whatever you witness is your fault. I mean it's technically mine because I'm recording it, but You're choosing to watch so who's the monster? SCP 3307 has its eyes has closed its eyes SCP 3307 has closed its eyes and is covering its ears So are we having lunch? What was this guy? Beats me. I didn't see any Cell phone beepy noise hold on they're sending me something All right, so I get to decide on the voices of these d class. So let me roll by that back and listen to how that sounded No, I said that line wrong anyways darn it SCP 3307 has closed its eyes and covered its ears So are we having lunch? Who's this guy? Beats me. I didn't see any. Oh, hold on they're sending me something the message reads approach SCP 3507 Make sure it hears you. D14892 conveys this message to D14873. Wow. Say that once, let alone three times fast. Cut that, lock it up, and let me listen to how those voices were. Close its eyes and cover its ears. Who's this guy? I didn't see any, oh, hold on, they're sending me something. The message reads, approach SCP-3307. Make sure it hears you. D14892 conveys this message to D14873. Last chance. Final line before it gets gross. D14873 is the normal guy. D14892 is the low voice guy. D3 is higher than 2. That's how we're going to remember this. Okay, then. Hey, you hear us? Let's make sure that didn't clip. Alright, let's see if I can amp that down so it doesn't clip. Because I want it to sound like a yell, so take it down a notch. So I get it out of the red. Okay, good, that works. Yes. Alright, and here comes the cursing, yelling, gross sounds. Let's have fun, shall we? Oh, got to get in character as a terribly upset person. How'd that sound? You know what? I don't think it sounded like enough dry-heaving. I think we need to... I'll let that sound again. We'll amp that way down, just like that. And we'll put the stage direction over the sound effects that'll help it a little. Gosh darn. Then I'll just record them all on one track now and I'll layer them later on. I'll do that in editing. I'll fix it in post. Low voice guy. Alright, narration. SCP-3307 begins to dry-heave. D-14892 and 14873 back away quickly. Okay, I gotta go back and listen to what that guy sounds like, because I think I just did a lower voice. I don't think I actually gave him, like, a particular character. Where was he? Who's this guy? I didn't see any. Alright, so I need to make these guys' voices a little different. Thankfully, yelling guy is going to be very different the whole time, because he is vomiting and pooping food and grunting about it the whole time. So he's going to sound very different. But these two guys need to sound different. So are we having lunch? Who's this guy? Beats me. Natural character voices. Natural character voices. Who is this guy? Who is this second guy? Who's this guy? I don't know this guy. I didn't see any. Oh, hold on. There's something. I know what that is. I just gotta keep him low. I just gotta keep him low, register. What the fuck? Are you okay, man? Beats me. Beats me. What the fuck? Alright, that's the voice for that guy. I didn't like that take, but I like that voice. So let's pop back a minute. Pop in back. Pop in back. Beats me. Alright, let's mute that. Hit the button. Beats me. I didn't see any. Oh, wait. Hold on. There's something. Nope, didn't like that take. Beats me. I didn't see any. Oh, wait. Hold on. There's something. Alright, now we cut that, paste it over the other one. Now those two should sound different now. Good, they sound different now. Put it at the end. What the fuck? Are you okay, man? Fucking jackasses! SCP. Oh, well. That really took a number out of my... You can hear my voice starting to gravel a little bit. That really knocks the wind out of any sails you might have of a... What's the phrase I'm looking for? Doing a nice, proper SCP voice next. Oh, that's gonna be terrible. That's gonna be bad. Gross. Gross. You're gross. You're gross. I can't believe you made this. SCP-3307 expels a small amount of mashed potatoes onto one of the plates and begins to leak gravy from its nostrils. Both of these are extremely runny due to coming in contact with saliva and mucus from SCP-3307. Good. I mean, not good. Gross, but good take. God, what the hell? What is that shit? Continues to expel mashed potatoes for one minute before abruptly straightening up. Fucking potatoes. Points angrily to D14873. This is your goddamn favorite food. What else? What are you talking about? What else is your favorite food? I can feel it! SCP-3307 straightens up again. My grandma used to make me mashed potatoes, and we'd have them with chicken legs. SCP-3... God, damn it. The things we do for art. I must have hit something because I'm getting some, like, really bad popping on that. Gonna have to do that line again. Oh, God, what the hell? What is that shit? I'm gonna paste. Alright, we got rid of that flaw. Let's move on. ...for one minute before abruptly straightening up. Continues to expel mashed potatoes for one minute before abruptly straightening up. So abruptly straightening up seems to be like this thing in the stage directions they want to say, but I gotta add an SCP-3307 in there. So... Mute that. SCP-3307. SCP-3307. Continuing on. SCP-3307. Continue. Cut that little break out there while I'm here. Sometimes I make small edits along the way just to quicken up the process. Good, that's clean. Nice. I don't actually think we need that pointing as a stage direction. I think it slows down the flow. That's really sad. God damn. Alright, here we go. Here, here we go. This is gonna be a thing. SCP-330... SCP-3307 begins to defecate two fried chicken legs, taking roughly one minute to complete. Following this, it places the chicken legs on the same plate as the mashed potatoes. Well, the next part of this, I... title. Poopin' Sounds. Angry Poopin' Sounds. Are you ready for Angry Poopin' Sounds? Because it's time for Angry Poopin' Sounds. I'm doing this for you. I hope you're happy. I'm just trying to... find the mental headspace of a man who is currently pooping two chicken wings. Sorry. Legs. Two chicken legs. It's very different shape. It's very important that that distinction is made. Angry man pooping chicken legs. Flowers. Flowers. Those beautiful arts that we're making. I would like to thank the Academy. I'll be awaiting their call. My artistry knows no bounds, apparently. Darn. Darn, darn, darn. Alright, next up is Low Voice Guy. What the fuck? Let us out of here. Yeah, please. Let us out of here. What the fuck? Let us out of here. What did you put us in here with? We're gonna amp those down. Hide the yelling. Hide the yelling. Now, like, stack those. That way, they kind of talk over each other. I'm gonna need a text message sound effect. A royalty-free text message sound effect. So earlier it said, Hold on, I'm getting something. The message reads, Beep, beep, beep, do. The message reads, Please remain calm. Return to the table and wait until SCP-3307 has finished expelling food. SCP-3307 expels Cherry Cola into the first glass and gestures to D14892. Alright, you're next. Let's just get this over with. What is it? A cookie cake and beer? This isn't gonna end well. Fuck no! Over the course of the next three minutes, SCP-3307 vomits a large slice of cookie cake, which is crumpled and covered with icing, and produces beer from its nose. These are placed onto the plate into the second cup, respectively. D14892 and 14873 begin to panic, but calm down once the process has completed. There is a short pause. What the fuck happened to you? Whenever I see or hear someone, this happens. Bone fucking appetite. Why? It's fucked up! I was on a mission, and I slipped up, and ended up falling into some kind of ripping space. A few minutes later, here I am. No idea how this happened. All I remember seeing is something. In some sort of fucked up alien way, I think it meant to give us some sort of gift. Happy Thanksgiving, I guess. They don't expect us to eat this shit, do they? End log. Afterward, following this, D14892 and D14873 were both allowed to leave the containment chamber. Both were emotionally dis... Really, I got through all that, and the word distressed is what kills me. I'm gonna have to backtrack through that real quick, because I need to make sure the amps and no slip-ups. So, let's, uh, prepare to fast forward, preparing to fast forward. Fast forwarding, fast forwarding. As finished expelling food, 307 expels cherry cola into the first glass, and gestures to D14892. I have to get a sound effect of someone peeing into a cup now, because of this SCP. And well... That's how I feel, buddy. That's how I feel. All 07 vomits a large slice of cookie cake, which is crumpled and covered with icing, and produces beer from its nose. These are placed onto the plate and into the second cup, respectively. D14892 and 14873 begin to panic, but calm down once the process has completed. There is a short pause. Whenever I see or hear someone, this happens. Falling fucking appetites. Why? I was on a mission, and I slipped up, ended up falling into some kind of... Even this later, no idea how this happened. All I remember seeing is... something. Some sort of fucked up alien way. I think it meant to give us some sort of gift. Happy Thanksgiving, I guess. Eat this shit, do they? Following this, D14892 and D14873 were both allowed to leave the containment chamber. Alright, we got through that section. It's the last paragraph. Let's lock it down, finish the job. Both were emotionally distressed and were suspicious of any food given to them for roughly two days. Further interviews regarding SCP-3307's perception of its intended purpose may take place in the future. Food items created during the duration of this test were disposed up by use of the garbage chute. Views regarding SCP-3307's perception of its intended purpose may take place in the future. Food items created during the duration of this test were disposed up by use of the garbage chute. Alright, that is the end of that. So... Well, hi. If you stuck around this long, I hope you enjoyed the show. That was SCP-3307, the cornucopia-ass. I'm gonna get to editing this and it shouldn't be up and running. Probably within the hour because then again, this is another nice short one. And these don't take too long to edit, even with a little bit of sound effect work. So, thank you for joining me. I hope you have a good rest of your day and I will see you at the next live stream. Make sure you check out the rest of the videos in the channel as well as my Patreon. Everything is TheSherm, T-H-E-E, SHERM. And this has been Skip Dictations Live. See you guys later. Turning off the camera now.