 Hi, bitches. My name is Mr. Fizzle today, and this is not a surprise video, probably. It's another one of my friend's birthday. I actually have to give her present today. I have about two hours to do this now. I have a canvas. I have some paint. My life, blood, and happiness, kombucha. And I have my fucking artist beret. And once again, I don't feel like spending money on a present. So, let's get to painting. Alright, so I have my canvas right here, and I'm gonna be using this reference photo today. By the way, we're not gonna fucking get political in the comments section below, okay? If I see one, you will be deleted. I'm painting this just because my friend is part of the March For Your Lives campaign, and it's fucking cute, so grow a pair and shh. First, I'm gonna sketch this out carefully. Oh god. I don't know how I'm gonna do this in two hours. Uh, give me a minute. Okay, my rough, rough, rough sketch is done. So on the picture, there's like red lines that come out from the center. I, I can't do that, okay? I'm not talented enough to do that. So I think what I'm gonna do is just paint the background like a pinkish red. Have this be white, and then these be tan, because I have to paint over all my stencil marks now. So, yeah, let's get my paint brushes. Alright! Guys, Frederick's Art Camp has upgraded. We now have a towel that is very dirty and has paint all over it, but it'll keep this safe. Alright. I'm going to use this assortment of brushes. I'm probably gonna end up only using two of them, though. Alright, so I think I'm gonna use a mixture of crimson and vermilion for this flower. That's probably a little too much, but what's new? Someone also said that acrylic should be watered down, so it's not as glossy and pigmented. I have no idea if that's true. I'm too lazy to look that up, but we're just gonna do that. I'm gonna put a couple drops of water in here, so it's not as thick. Okay, so once again, it seems as though this is gonna cover every single mark I made, so I basically just wasted 30 minutes of my time sketching. Hi, welcome to my life. Where all we do is waste time. And procrastinate to the point where I'm making a present the day it needs to be made. Look, this just, this doesn't even look like a rose anymore. Like, how am I gonna figure out what to do here? Okay, now while that's drying, I'm going to do something extremely risky. I actually want to make this flower blue. Oh, no! So before I was so rudely interrupted, I want to make this blue. So I'm gonna take cobalt blue and ultramarine. I'm going to take another brush, mix this together. Aw, this is a really pretty color. Too bad I'm about to ruin it by putting it on this painting. Okay. So I think putting water actually makes this wrong. So whoever suggested that, I'm coming for your ass. Because look how much more pigmented this is. I have to do two layers on this red. This is why I listen to myself and not other people. And today, Frederick, you're your own teacher. Why do I even bother sometimes? This is putting a lot of pressure on me because I have to somehow prevent myself from mixing blue and red, which we all know how that turned out the last time I did that. Yeah, so this color is not cutting it. And that's just great. I fill up three parts of this now. Maybe I went a little ambitious on this flower. It's a little bit taller than what I originally drew, but it's fine. Everything's fine. I'm fine. You know, people say painting is supposed to de-stress. Why is it that every time I do it, it seems as though I'm doing the opposite. Like, these are the most stressful videos on my channel. And you guys like them the most. Oh no, I'm making this petal bigger. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, that one's done. I'm going to go back to this red and we're going to paint another layer. Yes, that is the pigmentation I was looking for. James Charles Pallet, who? Ugh, it's not full pigmentation yet. I am severely disappointed. I don't know why I thought acrylic watered down would be okay. I don't know what drove me to believe that, maybe it's because I'm a gullible bitch. Okay, so we're going to do a third layer for my red. Until then, I think I'm going to do the leaves. We're going to take good old hookers green and I'm going to make it lighter using lemon yellow. First, I'm going to just use a little bit of yellow because I want the first leaf. Oh, I almost took the red. Oh, that would have been a bad mistake. I want the leaf on the rose one to be darker. Okay, I'm sorry guys. I'm going to have to flip this upside down for a second. Bear with me for one moment. Wait, wait, why am I not being smart about this? I can just do this. Yeah, Frederick post editing. All right, it's still not as opaque as I want it to be, but I will go back to that later. Okay, I just noticed the sun is fucking setting. We're running out of time, folks. Paint your friend's birthday present the day of, I said. It'll be easy, I said. Go to earth, I said. It'll be easy, they said. Oh, and my back's breaking again. I'm going to live until like 20 years old because of my back. All I need is for it to be a little bit lighter. So like that, oh, shit. That's a little, that might be too much. Yes, yes. Something went my way. This is a conservative leaf. Please don't make it too thick. Okay, that's as best as we're going to get it, I think. I'm going to do one more layer of red. All right, I'm don't try to make that opaque. I give up. All right, sorry guys. My camera died. Full battery, by the way. I think it's not time for me to do the gun depart. It's, and it's just really hard for me to figure how to do that because one, it's like half black, half tan. Two, I can literally count the pixels on this picture. So I'm going to first put out a bunch of yellow ochre and we shall add white to it. Okay, this is definitely way too much. I think I'm going to paint the whole thing and just cover it with black. See, this is why flat brushes are just superior, like it's a fact. Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that. Ooh. Shoot, the sun is setting faster. Oh, I'm really running out of time. Why is it getting so dark? More lights. More lights. I need more power. I really wasted a lot of time sketching and if that is the reason I can't get this done, I'm going to be so mad. Oh, you don't know how mad I'm going to be. Oh no, wait, the gun has holes. Where are the holes supposed to be? Where's my pencil? I don't know. There is one hole right here and there's another one right here. These are very crisp lines they're asking me to do. Oh my god, I just have this very fine line to do right here. One line. So easy to do, right? One time in your... No, no. It's fine. I can fix that, I think. All I ask, Frederick, is that you have a steady hand for once in your life. Just this one time is all I ask of you. Oh my god, this line is so bad. It's not straight at all. I don't know how I'm going to fix that. I need some kombucha, hold on. Maybe we're not going to paint the background because I don't see this happening. Just let me paint the rest of this. Oh my god, there's another hole right here and there's one right here. Please don't mess this up, Frederick. I just reminded myself that I should not rush this because I've known what it's like to do that. All right, I can do this. I can do this. I can 100% do this. To all the people who make painting videos like daily or weekly, first of all, what position are you in when you're painting? I would like to know. Like, I know I'll never be a part of that art club. You know when you were a kid and you can never be a part of a club because you just know you weren't good enough? That was me with art club. Okay, okay, so the hard part is done. Okay, we're almost at the finish line. Make this one straight line. Your hand is shaking, Frederick. I see it. I can work with that. That is pretty good for my level. Oh, that's the wrong spot. You know what? I'll figure out what to do with the background when I'm done with this part. Am I done? Am I officially done? I fucking did it. Okay, I looked at it and I was still very salty about this red, so I just clogged all of the paint and just put it on here. I better be opaque now or I'll start a tantrum. You know what? It's a kombucha break. Also, did I mention this video? I sponsored by... If you actually thought I'd be sponsored by them, you're really funny. All right, so I've been thinking about how I want to, you know, trace it. I don't have any ink or an ink pen. I have Sharpie and I have calligraphy pens. I have no idea which one will work, but we will see. But at the same time, I do have an hour left, so I think I could get away with painting the background something because I do want to change it. Not really sure what to do yet, but I think what I want to do is create a very light pink background. So we're going to put a bunch of white here. I don't want to use this white. It's the expensive one. We're going to take yet another flat brush. I also don't have those paint mixer brushes that you see on Instagram all the time, but look at this color. Wait, maybe I should get up nice and close and you're about to see some not-safe-for-work things. I can't do that seriously. Oh my god. But we're just going to paint this all around, so I'll see you then. It's also going to be incredibly hard to get in between the nooks and crannies. I'll figure that out along the way, though. I'm having fun. Why is someone's going to comment, that's not the right technique. The technique? But does this look like a professional art channel to you? You know what? I think we need to zoom in for this. You need to see my precision. Yes, I don't have to be that precise because I am tracing this in Sharpie, so it'll cover up the edges, but I want to at least practice. All right. You know I like some color blockage over here. Oh, she did it. Okay, now we get to the difficult part. All right, I like this. I like this. That crack. I don't want to look at that yet because I'm not ready to take on that challenge. Okay, starting to go on a time crunch and I'm kind of starting to worry again, so we're going to have to speed this up just a little bit. I'm also realizing that I made this nozzle of the gun. It's not turned the right way, so I'm going to have to change that a little bit. Why are there so many holes in this painting? Wasting my time. We just really have to get all of this painted right now. My body is shutting down. Oh, my foot's numb. Ah! Ah! Please let it stop. Wake up. Oh no, guys, I'm really running out of paint. We're getting down to the wire here. Oh no. Okay, so this leaf is now skinnier than what it was before. Running out of time. We're going to let this dry and then we're going to trace. This is the most efficient way. Where the fuck are my calligraphy pens? I need to be more organized. Okay, so since I can't find my calligraphy pens, we're just going to use black to do this. So let's get to tracing this whole shebang. This is incredibly hard actually. Oh god, I don't know if I can do this. Uh, I think that looks okay. Aw, that actually looks really cute. All right, new question is, can I draw a straight line? Apparently not. Oh god, that's so obvious. Oh my god. Uh, please tell me there's something I can do. You know what, we're just going to have to make this all a black line. That looks kind of stupid. Oh well, the rose looks cute. That's all I'll say. What time is it? Oh fuck, I have like 30 minutes to do this. Oh shit. Okay, so I have the outline done. All right, switching to this pen I found. I had it a long time ago, but it works better for filling in stuff. Ooh, this is looking so good right now. Oh my god, I'm so excited about this. Y'all, look at that. I'm so happy. Calm down a little bit, except I have 10 minutes. What the fuck? I have not done something faster in my life than now. Boom, lovely. Okay, I'm starting to run low on battery, so I'm going to finish this up and I will present to you my final product after. All right, so your boy managed to fucking finish it. I don't know how, but I'm so happy with it. Happy birthday, Debbie. Yes, I literally just made your present, but if you guys enjoyed, give this video a like, leave a comment down below, better subscribe to give this video a thumbs up every Saturday until Sunday, and once it's even up procrastinating, I have to go now. Time to celebrate a birthday. I love you guys and everything is less than three. Bye. And here's a video for you to watch. Now we're just going to clean up. Woo. Time to go. It's time to go.