 Did you fart at the end? Of the sex? Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Is that weird? Hey, it's your girl, Shannon. What's going on, guys? It's Josh. And it's time for DTR 2.0. It's defining the relationship 2.0. Got it. It's the condom discussion. It's a time in every single relationship where we all get a little too comfortable. Like hanging around with sweatpants all the time? Comfortable? Yeah, but even more so. I'm talking about, like, going to the bathroom number two, you're wide open, comfortable. Okay, yeah, that's a little too comfortable for me. And you know what else is too comfortable? Does that have to do with farting? Yes. We're comfortable now, right? Isn't that what we are? You think so? Are we there yet? Which is why I farted. Oh! I didn't know. No? That's great. Okay. Okay, great. Condoms are 98% effective against unintended pregnancies when used consistently and correctly. Now, can you guys imagine if there was, like, a magic contraption that sucked out 98% of all calories from cheesecake? Who would not use that? I would use that. Shannon, I would use that. I mean, I'd be eating cheesecake right now. Hmm? Where'd you get that from? My back pocket, obviously. Oh, so good. Condom! I think they were at the point that maybe we were exclusively having sex. Okay. Okay, cool. You can fart. Yeah. Maybe I can, like, leave the door open when you're in the bathroom. Number one or number two? One. Yeah, yeah. Maybe in those six months we can talk about number two. Okay, cool. And you shouldn't depend on the other person bringing it up. I mean, if they haven't brought it up, fill the initiative to bring it up yourself. Yeah, like, hey, where'd that condom at, though? Right, yeah. Where'd that condom at, though? I'm trying to fill that bear scam. I'm trying to fill that rib pleasure. Condoms? According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, about 25% of couples who agree to monogamy are, in fact, not monogamous. That's kind of scary to think about. But everyone should think about it. Condoms don't just protect you from infections. They also guard you against assholes. Stick around, I got a second condom. I got something I got to do. A new way to define intimacy is to make sure everyone is safe and has a piece of mind. And also, in a long-term relationship, we still need to fill that heat, you know what I mean? That fire. And a condom is a great cue that you're filling for your boo. Condom. Slip one in their back pocket and let them know it. Condom. Put it in their lunch pail with a sexy note. Condom. Have like a condom scavenger hunt. You said back pocket. What are you doing, though? I'll be back. No, Josh. I'll be back, I'll be back. Where are you going? Condom scavenger hunt. It could be the first time or the hundredth time, I don't care. Be ready with a condom every single time. Responsible AF. Here's just the tips. For keeping the condom in all your relationships. Try changing up the types of condoms you use. There's so many different types. Take turns putting on the condom. Ooh, that's sexy. Make a game out of it like a condom scavenger hunt. The more you find, the more you f***. Use a condom every time. Responsible ass f***. You get it? The more you find, the more you f***. I got it. I got it. More f***ing, more condoms. There's like no hidden like codes in there. Condom. You guys recognize this famous trick? This famous trick we've been making my life hell? Yeah, I've said it. Stop trying to make out with me. I'm mad at you right now. I've been barking all day long. Okay, so that was defining the relationship 2.0. This episode is really special to me in particular because I think we're configuring our own version of what a relationship means these days. And so that's why communication, especially around condom usage is so important because there are no givens and nor should there be any ways. You shouldn't assume. And the good news is that next week we're going to be able to do just that. We have a live stream coming. I've been talking about this live stream for a minute. If you want to submit questions from now, you can do that. That way you can ensure that your voice will be heard. So go to this website below, type in your question and then we'll see you guys there on the live stream. It's going to be so much fun. Goodbye, lovers. I don't want to kiss or don't. I'm defining our relationship. We're not making out. We're just cuddling. That's all I want to do. You want to cuddle too? No, you want to make out. But I don't want to.