 All right Let's My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb no frogs are with us today just the The bubble thing James Everyone joining us for the weekly thumb today. All right. How was your weekend buck? All right, I guess kind of was good James There was a big one this weekend the Atlanta Braves hosted the New York Metropolitan station for the NLE East and the Mets have had the NLE East on lock for most of the years These are the new Mets buck show Walter Max Scherzer. These guys are studs The Braves big brotherdom in a way that only can happen to the New York Mets Zach I made this graphic that shows the Mets just in first place all year the Braves dip in oh Gonna catch them. Nope dip gonna catch them Nope and then at the end the Braves are in first place and they had to face to Grom Scherzer Basset who's had a good year. That's it The thing they do with the lights when the pitcher leaves to get lit up is real cool Well, the chop people have you know, but the lights you guys are cool You just got lit up lit chop and man the difference between the division and the wildcard is is pretty huge when you have to Grom and Scherzer Do you want them available for the divisional series? Well, you're gonna pitch them in the wildcard now Which I think still has a chance to flip the script because in playoffs just stuff happens So if you have Scherzer and to Grom waiting you win one of the early games, you'll be good. I love this. I Can't see that's the base. That's the sports. Well, what's this breakdown? You're telling me about oh, it's almost Vanishing no that just took an hour. I don't want to vanish. You have to It's good for the show I hear almost a breakdown. This is a classic a tale as old as time. Yeah, a meteorologist drawn a dick on screen but I got this guy's back and balls. Well, he really added the balls Florida by itself is a Valic, yeah, it's a very phallic state one of the most phallic states It's America's penis and then he just says, you know, if you look at all these there's a lot And if you look at over here, there's a little I understand looks like Balls and a penis, but I got his back I think people that know the weekly dumb Would assume we'd and only Zach we'd shy away from this story because you can do this often You see a lot of meteorologist weiner type stuff, but this guy's kind of in the clear like he was the storm was Penal the storm was penal. I like when Zach does the little words and I'll do this The storm was penal. Mmm. You like a lot of things. I like Miz and in Maine a lot I look good. Who's Miz and in Maine looks better on them. Now. I can't really wear that one because it matches my pop Too much and we're green screen in your whole body this episode. That's true On the sideline first one of 2022 That's always there if you need it Jake we get back to the sports There's a big old story in the sports big old story in the sports that big old story too much booty in the pants Zach This one hit close to home for you. There is a cheating scandal that rocked The walleye tournament you already probably heard about this and actually you might have because this is bad And I don't like that one of the guys name is Jake, but Jake and Chase well He does go by Jacob right but when things got real they start calling them Jake in the video Yeah, that's kind of like you're a bad guy. Yeah, like Jacob's Bible and like he brings stuff He brings a loaf of bread when you have a baby Jake cheats at fishing tournaments And they're feeling fish with lead Yeah, I mean this I I caught this earlier as soon as it was four hours old And I sent it to the week the weekly dumb I said let's do this story and then it went huge over the weekend because it's wild So these guys been cheating at been cheating fishing for a while them in suspect. Yes suspect They've won they want 300 grand last year. I knew it. So they finally they weigh their fish They said those fish look old look like you caught them two tournaments ago or whatever That's that they suspect them cheating don't try to do their smack the commissioner cuts open the fish. We got weights and fish Which is electric yeah, and then that guy realizes he's kind of started a mob so later on he's like alright guys Let's take it easy Jake don't you got a goat go anywhere be cool They will have their day, but then he keeps cutting open the fish. Yeah, there's more weight in the fish And there's filets of fish inside the fish that seems fucked up like in the social network when they fed the chicken chicken Are you gonna stuff a fish well that seems like good cheating? Like if you're gonna cheat it would be like oh, let's stuff it with more fish stuff it with more fish They put like big old muskets in there. Yeah lead balls eight pounds among the five fish or something like that I think they're gonna get like Arrested arrest it or killed fraud. Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the fishing community They know places others don't in the marshes Let's get off Jake's cheating and let's talk about the not sports and Jim your boy Lil Nas X Lil Nas X he was on the microphone, but he wasn't on stage Did you hear this story Zach and then he chimes in and he says oh guys? I'm on I'm not on stage right now. I'm taking a mean shit. It's gonna be a minute or two and I'll be back And people are applauding his honesty Yeah, do you think he was really sitting on the toilet with the mic on yes If I could I would but I'm not a little Nas X yet I love that they took a quote from some fans on Twitter saying he's so real for this So you took one tweet of a person on Twitter that said he's being real for this there might have been a couple people saying that and Zach you like this big Zach app employee the month You know Jim did double-check before we did this story that this is the guy that does the horse hotel song I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room Fuck that More artists should shit you wouldn't like that at this point. You know this looks good looks better than the employee of the week My ugly brother Luke. It's the employee of the week. Don't boom boom boom Nippetism Have the beads explode everywhere. I have to do that. No got beat one by one green scream them My brother Luke took maybe the hardest nut shot in warehouse history one of the more Head-on dick and balls shot. I've seen from 20 feet away Your reaction is great. I hit him Jake hit him. It's been a it's a good video from our warehouse games a game We created which I got a lot of applause So he gets employee of the week for that reason. That's me doing it Whoa do it again your your eyes are no, they were they were the same that time Same the one time they went different So you want the best damn dress shirts money can buy well check out mizzen and main Right now if you go to mizzen and main.com and use promo code dumb You'll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more plus free shipping On orders $100 and more and free returns. That's $35 off when you go to M-i-z-z-e-n-a-n-d-m-a-i-n Com and use promo code dumb. I was just thinking when you brought up that chart We would have been pretty good at if we had gone the law route tag team lawyers when there's time to bring out exhibits That's when we would bring the crowd down all about exhibit a except you have southern lawyers They have to like you have to get the exhibits past or well exhibit B Yeah, and then you have oh exhibit C which has the most proof But you're not allowed to show it the judge says please erase that from your memory and you know, they don't actually exhibit C is the perfect information for exhibit D and there's a photo shop of the guy Photoshopped the guy holding the gun. They're like that's photoshop. They're like, oh, yeah I was just a what if what is the exhibit a joke? Yes, it was yeah Yeah, this is what it would have looked like if he was holding the gun. It's a photoshop Yeah, we would be good at exhibits. We'd be good mock lawyers bringing our exhibit guys and you and I That'd be a good TV show. I'd watch that mock lawyers I think it was bash and Nash no But like not a real law show but like if there was a fake courtroom Mm-hmm where you got to do silly stuff like it was us first Nicky Cass as like fake lawyers having to figure out a situation Like that episode of always sunny whoever wins it's debate class fun debate class on YouTube exhibits only Exhibits only I don't want to hear you talk no in debate class. Oh my god. If you don't have visuals. I'm out